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help-im-a-gay-fish · 4 years ago

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Agave Syrup: ship kid. Secondary collab verse.

Annnnnd here's the new baby! She's my Cciller ship kid. She exists the the secondary ship kid universe which is a collab verse with @thebluescreen. She's from the Multiverse Rem is a part of, but not from the multiverse Coffee creamer is from. (They are two separate multiverses with different ships and storys.)

Both Agave and 4Loko are the same person, I'll explain below.

"yall really for a no caff, full foam, double chocolate latte, with an extra hit of caramel syrup!? It's my own special blend..... Added just for you~"

Name: Agave Syrup

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Strate

Parents: (Bio) Ccino (Da) and Killer (Baba). Non bio Nightmare (Father).

Other family: Rem (older half brother) Vanta (older half brother) Somba Lullaby (older half brother). Dream (uncle) Cross (Uncle) Radiant Hope (Cousin) Empathy (Cousin). And many cats.

Nicknames: Kitten (by killer) and Gave

Agave is the youngest of the Fluffynightkiller ship kids from the second verse. She grew up primary raised By Ccino and her oldest brother Rem. Killer and Nightmare were there, but weren't massively involved parents.

Agave is pretty close to her brother Rem, despite the 13 year age gap and will normally have a fortnightly movie night where they will watch crappy horror movies (like Jack Frost or The Sand) and laugh about how stupid they are. They also both love to watch old horror movies and play a game of "what incredibly stupid choice will character A make that will result in there death? Hmmm". It's there favourite thing to do together.

Agave isn't a huge fan of generally good horror films though and especially can't stand the saw films. So she doesn't watch them unless it's with Rem.

Agave and her other brother Somba aren't as close (he's 5 years older) but she still cares alot for him and isn't above defending him if needed.

Agave has two main sides to herself, this being how she is normally and her persona/alterego 4Loko. But more on that below.

Normally she is a very bright and chipper girl who's abit of a goof. She sees the fun or silly side in alot of things in life and is rarely not in a good mood. She's also quite a passive person (or at least pretends to be) and is quite kind. Her personality is abit to much like Dream's for Nightmare's liking so the two aren't really close.

She's that person who is very fun to be around but just slightly unnerving. Like there is something going on underneath her smile. Something just slightly off.

Being born with her soul on the outside of her body wasn't suprising because of her relation to Killer, however it caused Ccino to be conserned during her up bringing. He were quite scared about how easily she could be hurt of killed so always kept a close eye on her. Killer didn't care as much and gave her more free rain. For example, letting her play with this pocket knife as a 1 year old.

Agave works primarily at her Da's coffee shop and takes great pride in it. She grew up there and its been a part of her life ever since she can remember. She enjoys making her own flavouring syrups and blends to put into drinks to make them taste better. Other then that she's studying a business degree (at age 18 +) at a local university in order to get better with the business.

About 4Loko and her soul.

"Me? And serial killer? No no I'm a barista, those aren't even similar....."

Now this is where things start up, because she's got to inherit some things from Killer, right?

Agaves soul glitches, much like Killer's does, from being heart shaped to being target shaped. It does this many times a day. When this happens it normally doesn't last longer then a few seconds till it goes back to normal. To an outsider it may even be unnoticeable and for the most part it doesn't effect Agave.

However sometimes she will trap her soul into a jar or some type of container. Doing this will stop it from glitching and stick it in whatever form its in (she can't do this all the time as it strains the soul and brings pain). So sometimes she will stick it in target mode. When she sticks it in target mode, her eyes drip.

Unbeknownst to any of her parents when her soul is like this, it changes her. She feels basically nothing, no fear, no sadness, no guilt or empathy. She realised at a young age that this was her super power.

In this mode she could do anything and not suffer any emotional consequences.

It started with stealing cookies from the biscuit tin at age 9 and evolved into hurting bully's at school. Then into giving food poisoning to rude customers by mixing up syrups to slip into drinks to make people ill.

For the most part she stays out of this mode, only dipping in when she felt she needed to test how far she could push it.

When she was 15 she started to consider pushing it to the limit.

She was watching the news and found out about some kind of abuser or murder being arrested and she thought. Why do we let people who do such horrible things live? Wouldn't it be better if they were dead? Then she realised, with her super power, could she kill someone?

When she was 16 she had her first kill. They were robber shed caught beating someone in an alleyway. (I don't know to much about this yet so I'll need to think more about it) but afterwards, she realised that she'd been right in the fact that she didn't feel guilty. She could use this to make the world a better place!

She didn't kill again for about a year. (just incase, I wanna point out that I'm not saying that what Agave does is justified. She's just an ship kid, a act of fiction and not ment to be taken seriously)

So anyway, by age 17 Agave makes her second kill and continues on that path. These are alot more thought out and planned. Her method of choice is through creating poisonous syrup and killing people that way, though she isn't above a good old knife death. Her Baba taught her well. She also carries around chemicals to clean blood and things like that.

She doesn't like her victims to dweal in pain and gets the deaths over quickly and painlessly. She gets no pleasure from causing pain to others, and when she doesn't have a target soul it makes her upset to hurt people.

Agave ended up calling her killer mode 4Loko. That's the name for her alterego the serial killer. She separates 4Loko from herself and doesn't want it to impact her Day to day life. So she will use make up to cover the birth mark on her face. When she's in her 20s she ends up working as an hireable assassin for killing criminals. But more on that later.

Non of her parents know about her double life. But that doesn't mean no one does.

Rem has always kept a close eye on his little sister. Over the years he noticed her odd behaviour and her collection of 'syrups' that she keeps in her room hidden.

During her 17th year he confronts her about what she does (which was a huge mess) the two fought as she attempted to stab him through the soul with her knife. She couldn't let him live if he knew right? She would have been able to but she just couldn't bring herself to hurt him. Since she wasn't in target mode she just couldn't do it especially as he spoke to her and talked her down. (tbh it's actually a kind of sweet scene between them).

After he's calmed her Rem offers to help her kill people, and he's very happy to. (Rem has alot of darkness under his kind surface which I'm sure @thebluescreen would be more then happy to explain in better detail).

So the two grow closer through that.

And yeah, that's the basic run down of my Cciller baby.! Hope you like her! My barista turned murderer/hitman I figured this would be a good mix of both her parents.

You have no idea! How long I spent working on her colour scheme..... It took about a month till I finally had this one and I'm pretty happy with it. I hope I explained everything about her double life well, I wasn't sure how clear it is. If you have any questions, please ask.

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himbowelsh · 5 years ago

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1, 5, and 10 for the modern AU headcanons for Eugene and Renee if you’re still accepting them.

times they are a-meme-ing ( no longer accepting! )

i wasn’t planning on accepting any more but because you’ve sent renee, my wife, i cannot resist

Eugene Roe:

1. opinions on the following things:

ugg boots: No. Nope. Absolutely not. He doesn’t care how many times certain people beg, Renee, Ugg boots are not for him and he will never wear them ---

electric scooters: Convinced they’re out to kill him. When you nearly get mowed down by one once, it’s an accident. By the fourth time it happens, someone up there clearly doesn’t like you, and scooters are their weapon of choice. Keep them far away from Gene.

starbucks: Overpriced, overcommercialized, and the coffee isn’t even good. You’ve gotta understand --- Gene’s coffee could kill a weaker man. It’s basically drinking a straight shot of adrenhaline. Black, straight, not an ounce of sugar. God cannot stop him, and Starbucks is the coward’s way out.

shaved sides haircut: ... lowkey, he digs it. He won’t admit it out loud, not even to himself, but he can get behind it. It’s hot, man.

selfie sticks: Don’t even try it.

beanies: Not his thing, personally, but he’s great friends with Spina... so, like, he has to tolerate them.

5. top five favourite things not available in their canon verse.

( answered here! )

10. what are things they are more or less open about now compared to their original world?

He’s... mmm, I don’t know, it’s hard to say, because Gene is genuinely... not an open guy. He doesn’t open; he closes, quite firmly, in the face of anyone who tries to get to know his vulnerable side. If anything, Gene’s probably a bit more honest with himself. He’s less reclusive, and with no real reason to put distance between himself and other people he’s probably... a bit more social? More open? Still definitely a private person, but the modern era has given him no reason to fear human connection just because the guy could die in his arms tomorrow.

Renee Lemaire:

1. opinions on the following things:

ugg boots: Love, love, love! She has at least three trusty pairs she digs out every fall, and gets a new pair for Christmas each year. It’s practically a tradition. These are her favorites, but Renee can and will rock Uggs with anything.

electric scooters: Lowkey wants to ride one. Should not be trusted with the keys, because she doesn’t know how.

starbucks: Hates it exactly as much as Gene, for different reasons that are pretty much the same. The only coffee place worth going to is the cozy little cafe two blocks away, that makes an amazing French brew, with the pretty barista who does gorgeous latte art. Renee refuses to accept anything else, except things she’s brewed herself. Starbucks’ coffee is gross and their baked goods are cheap, she does not approve.

shaved sides haircut: ... on a guy? Alright. On a girl? Hot.

selfie sticks: She’s not a fan, just because she thinks they’re a bit tacky, but if dragged into the shot she’ll gladly pose.

beanies: Disapproves silently, and wishes she could replace Spina’s beanie with something nice and stylish.

5. top five favourite things not available in their canon verse.

BAKING. You can get any ingredient at the grocery store, and if you’re looking for a new recipe you can just look it up online... what a wonderful world. You literally haven’t lived until you’ve tried Renee’s baked goods. (She’s a stress baker. During finals week, the kitchen counter is a magical place, but don’t step into the actual kitchen.)

Glitter makeup. Everything can be improved by adding glitter.

YouTube videos of baby animals doing cute things. When Renee needs to decompress, she just... plays them on a loop, okay? She has a whole playlist. This is her relaxing, this is her quiet time, she needs her daily fix.

I could also see her being really into meditation, probably yoga as well. It helps her stay fit and release all the stress pent up from just... the day-to-day burdens of existence as a stressed medical resident. Renee’s favorite thing to do after a long day is light up a scented candle, drag her mat out of the closet, and zen out for a while.

Audrey Hepburn movies. Say what you want, but Renee loves classic Hollywood (she’s absolutely dragged Gene and Anna into her love too), and she’s an absolute Audrey stan. Has a poster in her room and everything. She’s legit planning to be Holly Golightly next Halloween.

10. what are things they are more or less open about now compared to their original world?

Women have... so many more opportunities now, so many chances to pursue their ambitions that they simply didn’t have in the 1940s. Modern Renee definitely wouldn’t feel so... limited. She’d be given more freedom to travel abroad, to see the world and experience new things; this is something she’s always craved, and is thankful for every single day.

#renee lemaire #eugene roe #band of brothers #headcanons #you asked for my wife and i could not refuse #Anonymous

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theyaskedmeto · 5 years ago

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all the multi-chapter fics i’ve ever read: a review (i guess)

but like... only positive vibes because there is literally not a fault in any of this amazing writing

so when i started reading klaine fics i was very sensible and wrote them all down so if i wanted to go back to one i could find it easily. so i guess this a fic rec kinda thing by me. (elsie) btw this is in chronological order of when i read them NOT a ranking i’m not mean. i’m also aware that i’m new to the fandom so the things i’ve read are probably very well known already but like don’t judge me pls I’M DISCOVERING STUFF 😎

1. where there’s smoke by stoney - this is hands down the cutest little fic i’ve ever read. it’s got the fluff, it’s got the angst AND it’s got the smut. PLUS it was the first fic i’ve ever read so it has a special place in my heart and it makes me weep. fucking READ IT

2. syrup and honey by LauGS - this fic made me so emotional. i was a wreck. but like in a good way. KURT AND BLAINE ARE SO CUTE AND JUST MEANT FOR EACH OTHER BUT ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO BONK BLAINE’S DAD BECAUSE HE MADE ME WANT TO PHYSICALLY THROW UP BUT LIKE IT MADE THE WHOLE STORY EVEN MORE RIVETING. i just really love broken!blaine and the ANGST was delicious and kurt owning a bakery and fixing blaine with his amazing cheesecakes is a whole ass vibe so in conclusion i would definitely read it again!!

3. a fresh start by pickingviolets - firstly. daddies!klaine !!!! i was a little hesitiant to start reading it because of this but then when i started i was like fuck yeah this is actually amazing. plus their kids are so cute and i love kurt and blaine’s chemistry throughout the whole thing, like their love is so obvious and fluffy and REAL (although i wouldn’t know i’ve never been in a relationship) and also i love nurse!blaine and doctor!kurt also the drama is so like,,,,,, damn. also the sequel (all we ever wanted, which i read after this one) is equally amazing and beautiful so READ IT NOW!!!! also i discovered the whole ‘read a fanfic as an epub’ thing through this fic because you had to download it so it looked like i was reading a normal ebook so you can hide the fact you’re reading fanfiction and when someone asks what you’re reading you can be like ‘oh just an ebook haha’ which is always a bonus. definitely one of my faves for sure

4. sotto voce by GSJwrites - THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING. THE CLASS. THE ANGST. THE WINE. being underage and having an incessant fear of alcohol because it scared me what it does to you i really really really hate wine but... the CLASS of this whole story makes me want to live in the hills of sonoma drinking wine and falling in love. I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS STORY and the ending makes me sob but in a cool way, and when i finished it i was so lost because it was honestly one of the best fanfic’s i’ve read and it was so hard to find one that was even better. i highly highly highly recommend this especially if you like blaine without bowties and hair gel and just generally being hot and mysterious.

5. heteroflexible by pickingviolets - i have discovered (after reading a fresh start) that i love pickingviolets’ writing so i read this one and WOAH it was a rollercoater. the oc’s in this are so cute and i love luke so much. also this one is hella long and the smut is hot like just generally a really happy fic with such a cute ending and you really see how kurt and blaine’s love story progresses and its so :’))

6. crema verse by twobirdsonesong - this is such a cute little fic. FLUFF CENTRAL!!!! the ending is so sweet and the first date and the first i love you and all the firsts really are so sweet. it’s basically like a whole load of oneshots but in the same au where blaine is a barista and kurt works for vogue. normally i don’t like cooper in fanfics but i think that’s actually a lie because every time i’ve read him in one i love it.

7. in my place by LauGS - omg i didn’t realise until now that this is by the same writer as syrup and honey??? must be why i love it so much!! firstly, wbk i love damaged characters and we get a lot of that here. also kurt’s character development is just.... chef’s fucking KISS and blaine is so in love with him and he goes through so much and like... the whole fic breaks my heart but in the best way and i fully believe it should be made into a movie. ALSO!!!! NERDY!BOOKWORM!BLAINE FUCKING HITS ME IN THE FEELS IN A WAY I DIDN’T THINK WAS HUMANELY POSSIBLE AND THIS WHOLE FIC MADE ME SOB. it’s so fucking miserable and also uplifting but in a good way that just makes your heart ache for the characters because you care about them so much. a masterpiece !!!

8. (currently reading) all the other ghosts by rainjoy - i mean???? i know that this might be a quite famous fic (i think?? it seems v well known) and i’m only 7 chapters in at the mo but wow. THIS NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO A FUCKING MOVIE STAT and i’m not even into the heartbreaking bit yet so i’m not gonna say much on this because i don’t know enough yet and i am fully aware that this will probably hurt me and i’m not ready but i’m also so ready like gimme that angst pls. overall its fucking amazing and if you haven’t read it then pls do because the writing is so fucking beautiful too and it deserves EVERYTHING GOOD!!!!

and yeah that’s it!!! by listing these i’ve kinda realised how involved in this fandom i am now because i only started reading fics in january and 5 months later i’m now on my 8th fic.... but it’s a lifestyle luv x

yours sincerely, elsie (idk how to end it so i’m ending it like you would in an email)

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luckywatersao3 · 5 years ago

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A reader asked me for Starker recs recently...

...so I’m listing them here as well!

Stipulations

(70043 words) by Anonymous

Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Michelle Jones, Pepper Potts, Aunt May, Ned Leeds, Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Nakia (Black Panther), Happy Hogan Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Age Difference, Peter is 18, POV Alternating, Explicit Sexual Content, Power Imbalance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, author has already arranged a ride to church trust me Summary: Peter Parker’s longterm dream recently went from ‘get into MIT’ to ‘afford going to MIT’. As the time approaches, it’s dawning on him that he won’t be able to pay his tuition and afford the move to Cambridge all at once: he’s out of money, his secrets are beginning to pile up, and desperation has started creeping in...

And then one night, he saves Tony Stark’s life.

Raising Hybrid Puppies

(158269 words) by JayPendragon

Chapters: 33/33 Fandom: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: May Parker (Spider-Man), Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Ned Leeds, Michelle (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Adrian Toomes, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Slow Build, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Age Difference, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Tony Stark vs. The Media, jarvis disapproves, Consensual Underage Sex, Last Week Tonight as plot point, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Humor, Angst Series: Part 1 of Hybrid Puppy Verse Summary:

When Tony saunters into the coffee shop, he never expected to meet Peter Parker, the incredibly hot barista with a brilliant mind and a passion for engineering only rivaled by Tony’s own. Tony always gets what he wants – which is pushing Peter up against the counter and making sure he forgets his own name.

But he can’t.

Because Peter’s sixteen.

~*~

A non-powered Tony/Peter coffee shop AU with billionaire Tony and working-class, teenage Peter. Also, Toomes has a bakery and somehow Last Week Tonight is a genuine plot point.

Translations: Korean | Russian | Italian

FANART by plavkivie | COLLAGE by 1r0n5p1d3r

Push You Out (Pull You Back In)

(111870 words) by Readmynovels

Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark, Mary Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Ned Leeds, Flash Thompson, James Rhodes, Mary Parker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, A LOT of Angst, Daddy Kink, Praise Kink, Precious Peter Parker, Age Difference, Underage Drinking, Jealous Tony Stark, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Submissive Peter, Dom Tony Stark, Innocent Peter, Good Peter, Loss of Virginity, Statutory Rape, Subspace, Overstimulation, Peter is so horny, All the time, Possessive Behavior, Flash is a little shit, Don't copy to another site, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Emotional Manipulation Summary:

So basically, Peter's kind of fucked. And not in the way that he wants to be-preferably by his mother's hot new boyfriend who has beautiful brown eyes and a disposition that's more than put-together. It wouldn't be so hard to ignore the crush, really it wouldn't, but Mr. Stark has practically moved in, so Peter can't avoid him if he wants to, and unlike his mom's past boyfriends, this one actually likes to spend time with him. So yeah, Peter's kind of fucked.

Revelations

(126830 words) by Anonymous

Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Happy Hogan, May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff, Vision (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Power Imbalance, Age Difference, Peter is 18, Found Family, Slow Burn, Explicit Sexual Content, author has already arranged a ride to church trust me Summary:

“I still don’t get it,” Ned says. “How you just... keep being ordinary in spite of all the craziness you’ve lived through. You were in space. You helped Iron Man save the universe. And nobody knows it was you.” His tone softens, becomes almost sad. As though he realizes that what he’s saying is so completely alien to him that he will never be able to understand this part of Peter’s life. “Peter, don’t you want people to know you for who you are?”

An AU where they get the Gauntlet off of Thanos that first time, on Titan.

Gift of Choice

(11744 words) by tuesday

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark Additional Tags: College Student Peter Parker, Sugar Daddy, Sugar Daddy Tony Stark, College, Explicit Sexual Content, Stealth Crossover, Multiple Orgasms, POV Peter Parker, Lingerie, Sex Toys, Age Difference, Canon-Typical Violence, Sounding, Romance, Flirting, Adult Peter Parker Series: Part 15 of Author's Favorites Summary:

Tony Stark had a thing about giving Peter stuff.

#marvel #ficrec #ao3 #starker

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kaisooficrec · 8 years ago

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hello sweet peaches!

this is an extremely long list so we’ve decided to put them under the cut. yes, we’ve counted, and there’s 75+ bottomsoo fics listed, and they’re all from 2016 and after! so… without further ado!

anti-climax - honestly still one of my favourite bottomsoo smut ever. kyungsoo has never experienced an orgasm, and jongin’s gonna change that.

rookie boy - fuck me up real good, shy dom!jongin

backslide - kyungsoo is sexually frustrated bc all the dates he goes on end up with bad sex… so who better to call than his ex boyfriend jongin?

shades of green - !!! daddy kink with older!nini. jongin gets jealous when an old friend gets a lil too touchy with his soo + humiliation kink ohoho yes

velvet dreams - i really love this fic! the writing is amazing, i love the emotions conveyed, especially kyungsoo’s insecurities

pose for me - model jongin and insecureish ksoo who also becomes a model to spend more time with jongin

translucent you - WET KAISOO need i say more /eye emoji/

love is - kyungsoo basically rides jongin until he cries (i cried too)

iNK - incubus!jongin with an obsession for high schooler!soo (warnings: bloodplay)

love in control - bdsm! kyungsoo goes on the internet to find someone (/coughs/ jongin ofc) to satisfy his particular needs~

come as you are - this is so cute omg, a werewolf/vampire relationship that kaisoo needs to hide from everyone

i am happy when i am with you - abo verse, cute friends to lovers fic where they’re quite unaware of each other’s feelings smh + jongin offers to spend kyungsoo’s heat with him :~)

drawing you - jongin, a fine arts student, draws kyungsoo for his project

i’ll heal you when you’re sick - non au, kyungsoo “takes care” of jongin when he gets sick

a simple life - two broken hearts heal with each other, this is stunnin (warnings: slight dubcon, master/slave)

autumn warmth - sequel to one eyed hue, crossdressing!jongin, queen aistehtik out here breaking gender roles

tifu… by sending nudes to my boss - fuck. yes. the title speaks for itself ;) but mmmm the jongin bicep appreciation in this gets me going

if you allow me - kyungsoo moves into a new apartment and his roommates are… weird. age switch, age gap and bloodplay (hek yes)

sweet against your lips - coffeeshop!au, jongin spills coffee on kyungsoo’s crotch and offers to clean it up :~)

on your knees (pretty please) - LISTEN this fucked me up so good oh my god, now THIS is a Powerbottom Fic. ksoo commanding jongin i just.. holy–

spellbound - kyungsoo goes to a strip club and meets jongin, and then starts seeing him a lot more frequently out of the club

body moves (yeah, just a little bit) - model!soo stylist!jong, wild n passionate sex. if you like this, read the sequel: come on home with me (baby, let it loose) (it’s topsoo!)

love is (for walls) - policeman!jongin gets late for their anniversary and has to pay the price + powerbottom kyungsoo, handcUFFS, barebacking… heck me up

need you now - cute flustered ksoo buying condoms with his boyfriend for the good times

provocative - kyungsoo has sex with sex god jongin on a dare. absolutely gorgeous writing, the smut scene is poetic.

deliver my pizza - slight!crack, kyungsoo has a pizza delivery boy kink and guess who gets roped up into roleplaying?

lamborghini mercy - (warnings: dubcon) kyungsoo works at a car wash and has a crush on rich!nini who rolls in on his laaaaaaaaamb

sins of the flesh - we cannot go without reccing hobash. kyungsoo finds a video of his teammate on a pornsite.

First Times Are Always Awkward, Right? - powerbottom soo (warnings: this is highschool au so they’re both underage)

Can’t Sleep - ksoo is cute and whiny and jongin calls him baby

Body (guard) - bodyguard!jong, kyungsoo drinks an aphrodisiac akdkalja slight!crack

Talkative Actions - powerbottom ksoo and awk jong, this is so sweet!!

Like water, we combine - shower sex, domestic, this is purely pwp

Spaghetti Kiss - non au where jongin is jealous of kyungsoo’s spaghetti kiss w kwangsoo (inspired by that running man ep!)

Kiss You Inside Out - stress relief fluffy smut

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you - ex!boyfriends, dirty talk

Birthday Sex - well yes bday sex :-) the sexual tension though :o

(First time?) Meeting - they met online and sext and send nudes but dont know they’re bffs irl hmmm

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you- - exes!kd but they end up having a passionate sex anyway....:--)

you've got the healing that i want - prom night but they get bored! maybe a round in their car will do right~

kristhaswaggerdad’s entire fucking collection (pun totally intended ohoho): getting it on - with toys ;)

partition (glamorous) - ceo!jongin + car sex

here and now - abo verse

from kadi-centred fic fests:

no one dies this time:

aurora - abo verse, kyungsoo is sent to alpha!jongin for protection and um the lovemaking is intense okay

caught in a comet’s tail - alien/intergalactic/tribal(ish) au, jongin comes from a planet where his tribe is dying and ksoo wants to save him

give in to me - i remember clicking this link so hard when i read the desc the first time i saw it. anyway, ex-boyfriends kaisoo get stuck in an elevator + riding!soo

like gravity - i love this fic so much honestly (psssst it’s got elevator sex)

lips like warm coffee - ex-boyfriends kaisoo spend 7 minutes in heaven :~) (ngl tho i got triggered when ji said “hello mr do”)

love me - kyungsoo is a very sweet, loving and understanding boyf but then again are we even surprised? (warnings: mentions of depression, will make you hurt in the best way)

mr and mr kim - mr and mrs. smith!au, remember that rough sex scene in the movie? yep. ‘nuff said.

overtaken - the sex scene is short but as per the third ask, the writing is good and it’s a really fun story + it is bottomsoo lol

put your venom in me - one of my fave dystopian!au where any “reckless” behaviour is banned. it’s both topsoo and bottomsoo; switching is perfectly common and healthy c:

summer snapdragons - the writing is INCREDIBLE, and i am still shook to my core. kyungsoo works as a barista for ceo!jongin (warnings: age gap and age switch)

will you stay with me - LISTEN THIS IS TWD!AU and ya’ll gotta know admin i is the biggest heux for anything with zombies!!!! kaisoo are amazing characters written with such depth, and the entire story is lit give it a chance please (warnings: gore, violence, minor character death, mentions of depression)

you know you love me - !!! gossip girl au for everyones fave gg otp but with kaisoo aka heaven (warnings: slight homophobia, minor character death, drunk!sex, mentions of depression)

10kfrp:

cosmic love - this is so beautiful! kyungsoo falls in love with the native from another planet :’) + JONGIN HAS PINK HAIR WITH FLOWERS IN IT

dearly departed - they make sweet love on top of a bus in the middle of a zombie apocalypse

forkadionly:

campaigning for your heart - one of the funniest enemies to lovers fics! it’s politics au where kaisoo support different candidates + it’s powerbottom!soo

convoluted desires - war!au, jongin loses his bestfriend seungsoo in the war and he’s broken, when he goes to a brothel he meets seungsoo’s younger brother soo

cosmic fire - a personal fave from fko! the worldbuilding in this is amazing. (warnings: interspecies sex, technically)

hands on you - not very smutty but the author will hit you with that daddy kink outta nowhere hooo boy

locked in love - prison!au, they meet e/o there (prison sex omg)

retrograde motion - long ass incredibly written mama au with some sweet sweet loving? sign me tf up

starboy - omg space enthusiast soo is so cute in this!! and um jongin killed me with his ‘baby boy’ right outta nowhere. a beautiful coming of age type of fic!

that would be enough - doctor au, both are career driven especially jong but then they start to drift apart and ksoo fears that ji will leave him one day

you are my spring - kaisoo’s relationship blossoms like spring time! (warnings: mentions of depression and anxiety)

And If Skies Could Speak - camp/scout au, soo is there and not allowed to go ‘outside’ the borders, then he meets someone who shows him the place turns out that someone has been smitten with him since day 1 hh

best days of our lives:

kyungsoo’s vitamin d - pure pwp oh my lord. powerbottom cockslut kyungsoo + riding!soo. this will for sure quench your thirst.

secret’s untold - oh lordy lord the body worship!!! kyungsoo is a fairy (in heat) and he gives off a sweet smell ;) but fr this is wow okay

rock-a-bye baby - domestic kaisoo smut, they do it in a newly built treehouse for their kids shame on them

rumours - jongin is a mafia leader, and blackmails kyungsoo

when you say nothing at all - read the warnings, mafia au, ksoo is sad bc jong has always a bunch of pretty girls over but jong actually likes him

you’re all i have - pure pwp once more i’m yelling!! jongin’s lap is kyungsoo’s throne ;)

bottomsoo fics from other fic fests:

midnight calling - fantasy, horror, (read warnings), i thought this fic was hauntingly beautiful, please do give this a try!

spur of the moment - from do-itall! and yells i’m getting size queen vibes from this /eye emoji/ plus there’s rimming and hung!jongin ohoho

and here are previously answered reqs on our blog with bottomsoo! happy reading lovelies!! (a special shoutout to everyone who thinks we’re apparently topsoo blog or something. though, y’know, we love topsoo too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

KFR admins ♡

#kaido #kadi #fic request #admin i #r:topkai

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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch

You’re working at a hedge fund? bro that’s awesome. you were always pretty unoriginal and I had a seeming you would do coin for a living. Can you maybe keep your accomplishments to yourself before it daunts everybody else at this party? Some of us are on a lot of drugs right now and frankly it’s rude to talk about you convene developmental milestones and having “love” in your life. Thanks. (@ cabbagecatmemes )

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hey … “xavier” … Have I told you that you are.. Hands down … my brand-new favorite person? oh, YOU say I exactly told you that thirty seconds ago but I recollect( belch) I will be, government officials magistrate of time in this gondola, Chavier. Because … I examined time in, college .. Chaviery ,,, whats the craziest act you’ve seen as a sled driver in this city. hahahaha oh shit I just said “sled driver ??! ” ahahaha Javier that’s INSANE … It’s, primarily, the reason for that, is earlier the other day there was a movie about sled wolfs and I guess it’s down there .. In, my subconscious. Melvin? I don’t kno- sorry, Xaviery? I don’t know if I have my keys to my, neighbourhood. So this will be, preferably entertaining your best friend, when I have to kick the door down to get In. But in the big picture I’m just so happy that .. Chavier saved me from that party tonight. Chavier, you are coming to my family’s thanksgiving. Yeah you are. You wait and look, Carlos when That request comes to Your Lincoln navigator, which I would like to tell your boss that you also Impede very clean and searching( belching) majestic. You’re gonna be there at thanksgiving with me as, my parents- behavior of thanking you for saving Me . . It’s how science toils. What’re you gonna wear? (@ cabbagecatmemes )

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Really, bro? You got a picture of yourself sitting next to a minor luminary who seems uncomfortable and under duress? Got bottle service at the association and felt like sharing the receipt with the world? New sneakers? Congratulations. You precisely applied the most horrible, obnoxious humblebrag and now I’m legally allowed to drown you .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm PDT

damn, babe. we was texting backward and forward all day. then my epoch then was real brightened when that pic of u came through. there u were. my girlfriend. skimpy organization. iPhone pointed at that mirror in yo bedroom. u lookin mad cute. mad good. i ain’t consider no teeth but that’s cool cus ur lips was pursed in a seductive lil knowing smile. it was like yo look was saying “Yeah we did all kinds of sinful-ass things together last weekend but I ain’t relenting and merely my husband kno jus how freaky I am& far as the rest the world referred, I’m a actual angel. a angel that wear lingerie, for the purposes of our painting .’ I be smilin so hArd. then I check the instagram … YO! how person got into my phone and threw my phone on the Instagram ?? and who this nigga’ giantspro1 38′ script that my daughter “gorgeous.” hold up … Oh fuck no. you done uploaded my draw to the Instagram? why, daughter? I don’t adoration u enough? who u tryna share that smile with? damn … guess everyone gonna ascertain I went good taste that’s cool. and I ain’t callin I a chisel or a thirsty, but embankment. predict the freaky happens that we do, r exclusively between me and u& thousands of strange people that look our social medias .. not mad … precisely feelin like, 20% less special rite now

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learning by star-wipes

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm PDT

the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 10:03 am PDT

blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm PDT

oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine

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the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james

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hobbies include doing coin for a living. awaiting till I’m blackout wino to express any seems. and shorts with little swine on them to showcase my wild slope. do u even asset bank bro?( tweet by @stuartvcraig )

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first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?

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Yes, I’ll have a Venti mete child abuse with two kills of Okay This is Kind of Adorbs but Definitely Mentioning This in Therapy. Why white people need closer monitoring, Exhibit# 82,868 B “Train up a basic in the way she should go, and when she is old she shall not deviating from it.” -Kors 4:13 (@ periodictabledancer )

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I would give this target zero starrings if I could, but I’m legally required to give them one idol. I don’t commonly use the computer. But after “dining” at this hellish Turkish prison disguised as an alleged “restaurant, ” I enrolled in a continuing training direction at my town’s library to learn about the Internet so I could alarm others to prevent this situate that destroyed their own families. We made a reservation for two. When we arrived, there was a junk on the storey. When I objected this out to the “manager, ” he told me that there are tens of billions of junk corpuscles in the air at any right moment and that they may actually be composed of the representatives of my own scalp and rudely suggested that I would enjoy my dining experience more if I didn’t drawing my electron microscope to the counter. Nice try! When the liquid arrived, my teeth were rudely awakened by the most obnoxiously cold ice cubes I have ever been assaulted with. I now take medication to deal with the stress of ingesting here once. If I save simply one life by writing this, my sacrifice may precisely be worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to read Fifty Shades of Grey to my felines.( via @robfee11 )

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Did He like, come down from a mountain? Was there a burning bush that spoke to you? Did He give you permission to talk about it on Instagram? Did he send you the Kors pocketed or just give you the strength to evident one? (@ trevso_personal )

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 6:51 am PDT

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be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 14, 2015 at 8: 23 am PDT

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hope this obligates your day astounding

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you know how that shit get .. missin’ that ex that was shit for you WOAH! yeah they are able to verse em and perhaps sexuality em but 3 hours later it’s like NO! I need a shower a Xanax and a brand-new country to GO

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shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you

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AND THIS WHY I TELL THESE FEMALES JUS CAUSE A MAN SPIT GAME N GOT HISSELF A POET’S TYPIN SKILLS ON A ACTUAL INSTAGRAM CAPTION DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT MEAN HE NECESSARILY WORTH SHIT. HOW MANY TIMES U GO TO BRAZIL CUZ OF A SMOOTH ASS COMMENT N HE NOWHERE 2 BE Known? THATS NOT A VIABLE WAY TO PLAN A ACTUAL FUTURE. PEOPLE USE THE WORD “THIRSTY” TOO MUCH THESE DAYS BUT ANY REAL FEMALE WILL TELL U THAT EFFORT IS ATTRACTIVE- THE SIMPLE THINGS; PULL OUT CHAIRS, TEXT HER FAMILY, DONT MAKE HER PAY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN, DONT BE A ACTUAL GRIZZLY BEAR WHO USES PEOPLE 4 SALMON AND HUCKLEBERRIES. MAKE YO ALLEGED MAN PROVE HIS SELF BEFORE U Yield IT ALL AWAY N FIND YOSELF LONELY LIKE A WHITE GIRL TRYNA FIND THE WINE DEPARTMENT (@ carolynduchene )

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“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !

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realistic friend points

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shoutout to those girls you’ve been following on Instagram for 3 years. U construed slew of thirst-trap mirror selfies with lots of creepy remarks under them from busters hopin’ they had a chance. Every now and then- something slightly unexplained like maybe a picture of a gift like a glistening duo of Loubs with no caption or explanation of where them shoes received from. Or maybe once every the three months you received her standing on a balcony of a neat Caribbean hotel and she smiling and it’s like’ who took this painting ?’ but you shrug it off and say it was probly her mamas. she close with her mommas and they are likely travel together. most of her feed be typical daughter substance. out boozing w/ pals. out at EDM celebrations with the flower headdress and the tit out and she lookin like a free spirit and prob on molly and u lurkin her sheet for years and the the working day BAM! “so this just happened can’t just waiting invest the rest of my life undertaking my perfect man.” Hold up hold out hold out run the goddamn infringes. You went 3,800 photos and not a single one of them boast a actual gentleman. not formerly. not one actual being. now you just discontinue this wedding missile on the world? girlfriend, what in the fuck else is you capable of obscure? u straight up attracted some talented mr ripley shit on the whole world. experience your wedding, assassin .

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honestly whatever rn

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On the Internet, all the refrigerate children are like “sorry I missed your bellow, I don’t use my phone for that ” or “calling someone is the rudest concept you can do.” Nah son. Nah. You know what’s rude? Roping me in to a half-day long’ exchange’ where I have to stare at my radioactive telephone and sort shit while I dismiss the people I’m next to and read your abbreviations and emojis to are going to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow: that it would be better to meet up next week for dinner instead of tonight. Most of you are safe, but if you’re my lover or one of the 3 parties I care about- I might actually call your ass. Wrap yo mind around that. You and me. Voice to singer , motherfucker. Just like they did in caveman daylights. Paleo communication. Namaste .

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literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .

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don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .

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for anyone who saw you last night

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truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )

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priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile

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greet the sunup get back in touch with a whole cluster of random parties. Nervously alphabetize everything in your kitchen. Scavenge the flooring like it’s never been scavenged before. Forget what nutrient is for 10 hours. Appear a strange gumption of attainment although you invested the day focusing even harder on your distractions

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tag dump

ooc;; Peachy

#ic;; Agent Stone

RP;; Latte?

MOVIE 1 VERSE;; BASICS OF A BARISTA MOVIE 2 VERSE;; MEAN BEAN MACHINIST MOVIE 3 VERSE;; END OF THE WORLD

MAIN VERSE;; EGGMAN-LAND’S PERSONAL LAP DOG GAME VERSE;; LATTE SHAKER COMIC VERSE;; READ THE MANUEL

Musings;; Free Samples?

Dash Comm;; Live Stream Broadcast

Aesthetics;; Mean Bean Machine

My art;; Its beautiful Doctor

Lore;; Prequill

Asks;; Yes Doctor?

Anon Ask;; I'm not telling you anything

Suggestive;; No proper materials

NSFW;; Search History

NSFL;; EVERYBODY OUT.

PSA;; Do NOT reblog

PSA;; Reblog From Source

PSA;; Read My Rules

Reblog;; Spacious and Crustaceous

Promo;; He's Back!

Ask Starter;; Taking Orders

Meme Prompt;; Right here in the manual

One Liner;; The Doctor Thinks You're Basic

Crack;; Goat Milker

Queue;; Please. Join me in the Crab

Relationships;; Best Of Friends

#tag dump #ooc;; Peachy #RP;; Latte?#Musings;; Free Samples?#Dash Comm;; Live Stream Broadcast #Aesthetics;; Mean Bean Machine #My art;; Its beautiful Doctor #Lore;; Prequill #Asks;; Yes Doctor?#Anon Ask;; I'm not telling you anything #Suggestive;; No proper materials #NSFW;; Search History #NSFL;; EVERYBODY OUT.#PSA;; Do NOT reblog #PSA;; Reblog From Source #PSA;; Read My Rules #Reblog;; Spacious and Crustaceous #Promo;; He's Back!#Ask Starter;; Taking Orders #Meme Prompt;; Right here in the manual #One Liner;; The Doctor Thinks You're Basic #Crack;; Goat Milker #Queue;; Please. Join me in the Crab #Relationships;; Best Of Friends #MOVIE 1 VERSE;; BASICS OF A BARISTA #MOVIE 2 VERSE;; MEAN BEAN MACHINIST #MOVIE 3 VERSE;; END OF THE WORLD #MAIN VERSE;; EGGMAN-LAND’S PERSONAL LAP DOG #GAME VERSE;; LATTE SHAKER #COMIC VERSE;; READ THE MANUEL

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Mobile Verses

Cinematic Universe

Agent Stone, a long time employee of Doctor Ivo Robotnik, is a human man on the Planet Earth who sees himself as the Doctors personal assistant, friend, and sidekick. Despite his roll as a ‘lesser’, he takes pride in his work due to his unwavering devotion to his idol. He will abandon all responsibilities to pursue the Doctor’s safety and well being at his own expense every time. Determined to stay by his side at all costs.

(open) MOVIE 1 VERSE;; BASICS OF A BARISTA (open) MOVIE 2 VERSE;; MEAN BEAN MACHINIST (open) MOVIE 3 VERSE;; END OF THE WORLD

Video Game/Comic Verse (Original Concepts Ahead!)

Once a successful barista and ‘average’ person in Mobius’s Station Square most popular coffee shop, this lucky fellow was scoped out while at work by Doctor Eggman. Due to his unwavering desire to go above and beyond for someone who has tried to take over and nearly destroyed the world (So many times), Stone was given a business opportunity of a lifetime. He hesitated to accept at first, of course. How could he work for a maniac like- Oh no. Wait. He’s throwing his apron off as we speak and chasing after him. Well, he’s hardly the first to fall for the charms of Eggman, but he certainly seems the most promising!

Once an agent for GUN, being forced to retire due to his main project being put in classified files and scrubbed from the data base, he now poses as an additional threat to Mobius’s quaint way of life in the pursuit of the Eggman Empire. One evil latte at a time…

(closed) MAIN VERSE;; EGGMAN-LAND’S PERSONAL LAP DOG (Exclusive to Rothotnik’s interpretation of Eggman over @eggman-land.) (open) GAME VERSE;; LATTE SHAKER (open) COMIC VERSE;; READ THE MANUEL

#tag dump #ooc;; Peachy #My art;; Its beautiful Doctor #Lore;; Prequill #important;;#psa;; do not reblog

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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 9:51 pm PDT

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 7:29 am PDT

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learning by star-wipes

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm PDT

the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 10:03 am PDT

blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm PDT

oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm PDT

the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james

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first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 1, 2015 at 8: 08 pm PDT

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be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 14, 2015 at 8: 23 am PDT

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hope this obligates your day astounding

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shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you

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“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 18, 2015 at 7:41 am PDT

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realistic friend points

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honestly whatever rn

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literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm PDT

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don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 11:49 am PDT

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for anyone who saw you last night

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 7:25 am PDT

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truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 6:50 pm PDT

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priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile

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47 Funny Memes That Will Speak To Your Inner Basic Bitch

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 9:51 pm PDT

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 7:29 am PDT

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 3, 2015 at 5:09 pm PDT

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm PDT

learning by star-wipes

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 3:29 pm PDT

the hills come alive, husband. fuck’s sake .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 13, 2015 at 10:03 am PDT

blessed to announce that I am anointed to announce these realistic seems .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 10:10 pm PDT

oh hey girl. or we could talk about potassium, k. Cherish some chemistry talk if u just knowing that amine

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 6:37 pm PDT

the fuckboy shirt, by @dizzle_saint_james

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Oct 2, 2015 at 7:58 am PDT

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A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 15, 2015 at 11:59 am PDT

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first baristas gotta find me … what’s 50 kors pouch to a motherfucka like me can you delight prompt me ?

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be safe. make sure Netflix& shivering doesn’t become Netflix& children( via @carolynduchene )

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hope this obligates your day astounding

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shoutout to all my sleepless friends in various regions of the world who are capable of play this tonight. first to pick up the phone and text a shitty ex loses. hang in there. trev loves you

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“Evolution of a Friday Night.” -by @ katethewasp Tag some1 u enjoy but u r too tired 2 realistically hang w/ 2nite !

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 18, 2015 at 7:41 am PDT

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realistic friend points

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 13, 2015 at 7:11 am PDT

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A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 10, 2015 at 11:05 am PDT

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honestly whatever rn

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 7, 2015 at 8: 02 pm PDT

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A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Sep 6, 2015 at 9:56 am PDT

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literally done with negativity. getting all the negativity out of my life. going on a killing rampage to get rid of the negative beings. kors .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm PDT

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don’t let fitness points prevent you from living the life you were meant to enjoy .

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 11:49 am PDT

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for anyone who saw you last night

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 16, 2015 at 7:25 am PDT

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truly transportive know (@ dizzle_saint_james )

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 6:50 pm PDT

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priorities, bro. I’ve been steady laughing at this image all morning like an imbecile

A photo posted by trevso_electric (@ trevso_electric) on Aug 12, 2015 at 10:30 am PDT

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