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Snart Jr.
Lovely prompt by @stealingyourbones in her long prompts list, in which Danny Phantom meets the Rogues of Central City! This will have multiple parts, I just haven't written them yet.
Disclaimer: I know very little about Captain Cold and Mirror Master despite having watched some of the Flash. The general vibe I get from Flash is that Flash just really cares about his rogues as evidenced by how he talks to them and doesn't immediately one-shot them like I'm pretty sure he could do. And that Captain Cold is a snarky asshole that just wants to steal things and follow his plans as planned? Tbh, the whole mini-arc/episode with him just felt like Snart was trying to coordinate the world's riskiest group project. He was so done by the end lmao
"Huh. That's new."
Danny hovered an inch off of the ground, having just been spat out by swirling green portal. He was going to have to get back to the Zone later to hot potato Skulker through a couple of portals in revenge. He had a math exam he had to study for, dammit.
Danny sighed. Might as well see what's happening. The portals rarely lead somewhere boring, and Danny was bored. He floated further in, form going intangible and invisible as he passed through thick but insulated marble walls. See, Jazz? He could totally plan ahead. He's also learning that he could probably rob a bank easily, but Danny would never.
"Never been spat out in a bank before," he hummed, eyes flickering on the numerous forms of cowering people in the lobby. The goons scattered about don't see him, but it would take another ghost to even detect his presence so it was to be expected. He moved further in with little hindrance and soon touched down onto polished floor behind two incredibly suspicious individuals.
"What-cha do-ing?"
The two figures, currently and obviously robbing a bank, whirled around in surprise. Their respective weapons whirred to a start before they stopped, baffled by the meta teen standing there with his white hair waving about and innocent look pasted all over his face.
Leonard Snart knew instinctively that the kid was so full of shit. He'd bet his entire plan on the fact that the kid knew exactly what kind of shit he was stirring. Still, Snart was guilty of a lot of things but direct child-endangerment wasn't ever one of them.
"How'd you get in here, kid?" Mirror Master raised his laser pistol, ready to distract and divert the kid with threats of violence- which Snart glared at him for- or with his hall of mirrors that he'd run to.
Danny shrugged. "I walked. If you guys didn't want me here, you should have guarded the place better."
"They were supposed to," Snart drawled. He cased the kid. Teen. The kid had a weird halo effect, that seemed to draw the eyes to the stylized letter on his hazmat suit. The kid was young. Meta. Non-hostile. "You trying to stop us?"
Danny shook his head. "Nah. Came from the Ghost Zone so 's really non'a my business. I was just being nosy."
Snart gave a curt nod and nudged Mirror Master back into cracking the security measures.
Mirror Master scoffed. "What the hell is a ghost zone?"
"I mean, it's pretty self explanatory, right? It's a zone where ghosts live. Hence, you know, Ghost Zone." Danny did a little jazz hands (oh, yeah, he was definitely gonna get Jazz to make that joke sooner or later) for emphasis.
Snart paused for the slightest bit before continuing with his task. Did ghosts exist?
"...Did the Flash send you here, kid?"
"I'm not a kid," Danny scowled, walking right up to them. He got enough of that from his own Rogues, thank you. "And what's a Flash?"
"The Flash, kid." Mirror Master corrected, shoving monitors and PC's and expensive looking office chairs into... a mirror dimension? Danny shrugged and rolled with it.
"Who's that? Your boss?"
"Local superhero, not our boss. You're not from here," Snart quickly deduced as a small smile wormed onto his face from successfully cracking the security without setting off an alarm. They'd have ten minutes before the system cycles the access codes again and flags the fraudulent ones. That should be enough time.
"Superhero? Are they fast? Actually, where is here?" Danny glanced around at the now bare security office like the Flash would show up.
The guy in green and yellow took everything not nailed down to the ground. Danny respected that, even if he kind of wanted to stop the robbery. But he's not really supposed to interfere. That would be uber rude, since it looked like the guy in the fur jacket seemed like he had planned everything precisely.
"You're in Central City, kid. Did you take a wrong turn trying to get to Keystone or something?" Green-yellow guy snorted.
"Gonna be real honest with you, I've got no idea where that is. What state are we in?" Danny followed as the pair rushed to the safe doors. He could offer to phase them through but no matter how flexible Danny's morals have become over the years, he was going to draw a line at actively helping a person commit crime.
"Kansas. Do you teleport? Are you a teleporting meta?" Snart asked, eyes intense as he both glared at Danny and pressed an ear to the safe door.
"Nah, I wish I could teleport. Getting to school would be so much faster. Kansas? Huh, I've never been."
"How lost are you, kid?" Mirror Master incredulously paused from robbing the packages that were delivered to the bank.
Danny shrugged. "Oh, I'm Danny. Who are you guys?"
"Captain Cold. That's Mirror Master."
Danny shifted as the safe clicks open. "So, uh, are you guys the villains here?"
Captain Cold shot him a weird look. "We're actively robbing a bank, kid. That should be obvious."
"Also, you're acting real calm for a kid speaking to two of Fawcett's best super-villains." Mirror Master chimed in, laser-ing off locks on deposit boxes and shoving cash and stuff into his mirror dimension.
Danny padded in after them. "Eh, you haven't shot at me- not even on sight- yet, which is more than I can say for law enforcement, so you're pretty chill in my book."
Captain Cold snorted, pointedly taking his freeze gun and breaking off a large manual lock. "I believe it's my job to be the chill one. Plus, we don't kill. The Flash would be up our... business if we did. It's not worth the trouble."
"You can say ass. I've heard worse."
"Not from me, kid."
Danny hadn't had that kind of consideration from anyone in a long time. Even if it's a bit... mother-hennish, the halfa couldn't find it in him to be annoyed. "Ah, okay. Well, you also haven't kidnapped me or tried to stop me from following you, so..."
Mirror Master shoved a giant painting into his dimension. "You haven't tried to stop us; it'd be weird trying to stop you."
"Makes sense."
"Heh. You're alright, kid. Though... who's kidnapping you?"
"My fruit loop of a godfather. It's a thing," Danny avoided the searching gaze like a pro.
"Hold this." Captain Cold said suddenly, giving Danny a massive dufflebag.
"Wait, what?"
Captain Cold began stuffing the bag with cash and once the money in the vicinity (not that much) went in, he said "Go look around. Having another person in here is a risk so you might as well make up for it."
Danny's calling it. Captain Cold was full of shit. The guy's a big softie. Danny smiled sheepishly and agreed. Danny circled the place, pointing out expensive looking stuff- "for fun" and not because they were nice to him- when he felt the tell-tale zaps of an anomaly in Clockwork's domain.
"Move!" He shouted at the two villains, both of whom dove out of the way. Instinctively, Danny threw out his gloved hands and iced the floors, instincts bristling at the incoming danger. His jaw dropped as a blur encountered the ice and went ass over tea kettle onto the floor, unable to stop its own momentum.
"Oh shit!" Danny uttered, eyes wide as the blur slammed into the opposite- reinforced- wall with a pained shout. The stopped person was wearing red, with a lighting bolt motif all over their uniforms. That implied speed. Speed implied "The Flash." Danny knew a hero when he saw one and he just iced him. Shit.
"What-" The Flash groaned. Mirror Master and Captain Cold gaped.
"OhmyancientsI'msosorrygottagobye!" Danny shouted.
"Hey, wait, kid-!" Captain Cold shouted. Danny ignored him, going invisible in a panic and sank into the ground, mortified. After thirty seconds of self-hatred, he zoomed out and away. Danny held his head in his hands as he flew back to where Amity was...
Only to stare down at the empty plots of land where his city was supposed to be. Danny shoved a hand into his chest and pulled out his phone.
[No results for Amity Park. Did you mean "Amity Arkham"?]
"What."
Any research he did after that only turned up a Jasmine Fellona, a budding neurobiologist in her field, and other people that were adjacent to the people Danny knew. But nothing, nothing from Amity Park.
"Oh, yeah, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy."
---
As the Flash stood around to keep an eye on the hand-cuffed villains, he couldn't help but ask.
"So, uh, Snart. Did you... get a kid?"
"What." Snart asked, incredibly done with this shit.
"You know. Snart junior? With the ice and everything?" Flash gestured at the un-melting ice that covered the floor leading into the safe. "I mean, I'm not thrilled you're pulling your kid into a life of crime..."
"No."
"Wait, you had a kid and didn't tell me?" Mirror Master asked, mildly offended. "That was your kid? No wonder no one shot at him!"
"He's not my kid." Snart gave Flash the stink-eye. "And don't you have a couple of baby sidekicks running around?"
"C'mon dude, you're so obviously fond of him. It's okay, you don't have to hide it." Flash avoided the topic... in a flash.
"Can someone arrest me right now so these idiots can be removed from my vicinity?" Snart snarked to the approaching officer, jerking his head to point at the beaming Flash.
"You and me both, buddy," Officer West sighed.
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One trip to the zone and a stressful conversation with Clockwork later, Danny was found in his keep, smacking his ghost head into the ghost wall of his ghost keep. Danny would unleash a Wail if it didn't have the nasty habit of bringing everything around him.
Apparently, he got "Amity'd," a process which meant Amity spat him out like an over chewed dog bone and refused to take him back.
"That doesn't even make sense! I left there a bunch of times! And came back!"
"The city has decided that it was your time to leave, Danny." Clockwork spared a wane smile for the curled up boy-king.
"I have people to protect there! My entire life! My haunt!" Danny yelled, breaths that he didn't technically need coming shorter and shorter. The neon green of the Zone whirled in and out of his vision in a dizzying shudder of anxiety and incoming panic.
"It wasn't your haunt, I'm afraid. The city nurtured you as a young spirit- thus shared her haunt- and has decided that it was time for you to... leave the nest, so to speak."
That stopped Danny's panic in its tracks. "Are you telling me she NightVale-d me? Some kind of involuntary coming-of-age bs?"
If he weren't on the edge of hysterical laughter, Danny would take a moment and proudly say to Mr. Lancer that he had paid attention in class.
"...Yes."
"Fuck." Danny dropped his head down in despair. His head made a loud thunk. The bag of cash he'd accidently made away with sat innocently at his feet. Further proof that it wasn't some nightmare he'd wake up from anytime soon.
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Danny slumped over the desk, exhausted. Technus had lent him a ghostly hand and hacked into government data bases to re-establish his social security number and all the other dumb bits and bobs that he needed to establish his identity because Amity was an actual ghost town. Ghost to reality, ghost to real life. Ancients, Amity even had their own data network, which he couldn't access outside of Amity itself. This meant that Danny couldn't even call anyone. Ugh.
"I gotta find a place to live," he mumbled to himself. Danny, despite knowing that he needed to do things, did not move for another ten minutes.
Then, as his phone alarm went off, buzzing on the table. Like... Clockwork... Danny sat up straight and wiped all traces of wallowing self pity off his face. The people in the library- students- gave him solemn nods of solidarity. Danny nodded back and left the library.
He wandered around Fawcett City, somewhere Clockwork had recommended he stayed. With Clockwork, recommendations tended to be life-important (plot-important?) orders. Danny liked the place, really. It gave off the weird and settled "what-the-fuck,-Box-Ghost-did-you-have-to-destroy-the-mall?" vibes Amity constantly gave off after the ghosts started coming through. He thought he even saw a talking tiger! Awesome.
"Hey, are you new here?"
Danny looked down. His reflection stared back at him.
Did he have another kid? Did someone clone him again? Ancients curse you, Vlad!
"Uh- yeah."
"Oh. Do you need help getting around? I was born and raised here all my life, so I can totally do that!"
Oh thank the Ancients, this wasn't another Dani. Just a weirdly similar looking kid.
"You know I'm a stranger, right?"
"I don't think anyone helping Nanny Mae pick up her oranges would hurt kids," the kid said archly, but with a grin so like Dani, it made Danny miss his younger sister.
"Okay, you got me there. But still."
The kid sighed. "I know how to be safe, thanks. I'm Billy!"
"Danny. Nice to meet you."
"Okay, Danny, where you off to?"
"I'm actually trying to find a place that'll be cheap to rent." He's sixteen, but Danny could totally pass as eighteen. "I'm thinking about moving to Fawcett. It's nice here, with all the ambient magic and stuff."
This got him a wide-eyed look. "Do you use magic?"
"Something like that."
"Cool."
Danny took in the considering glint in Billy's eyes and decided that it was future!Danny's problem. Present!Danny was currently occupied with trying to stay off the streets. That giant bag of cash he'd accidently absconded with would be helpful and Danny felt kind of bad... but his growling stomach had chased that away quickly.
"This way!"
Danny shrugged his wavering morality off and followed the kid, shouldering his new and stolen duffle bag. If anything happened, he could just go ghost. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened in this city, Danny made sure to check.
"Have you been by the zoo?" Billy began to rattle off his favorite details about the Fawcett city zoo as he wove around the city.
Danny didn't think he'd actually have to go ghost.
"Not yet, actually. Is it true that there's a talking tiger there?"
"Yeah! Tawky Tawny! He's my friend!"
"Awesome."
#dcxdc#Danny Phantom#leonard snart#central city rogues#the flash#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#stealingyourbonesprompt
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I literally forgot to mention this last year
(Spoiler to Orega Fire's adventure im the Manga, to those who hasn't read it yet?)
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So...I was reading the Orega Fire's adventure in the manga because I got bored and...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ROBBED BEFORE
You're telling me that the Oreca Battle could've actually go on a different story if they were to choose the manga's storyline??
We're so robbed...
1. The main character introduction felt more natural
2. The adults can see the monster instead of just the players
3. Orega Fire can kickass?? I wish to see more of that
4.I was not expecting the manga went for a darker turn (I know they're gonna removed the blood in the anime but..holy crap)
5. Maybe I forgot about the anime but I really love that version of Mafuyu's backstory.
6.I adore seeing Nanawaraig's other personality, kinda wish they kept that
7.I know they gonna need a bigger budget for this but man, I wish we can see the other monsters that weren't show in the anime
8.Pazuzu was supposed to be a big threat in this story?? And that Mus became Orega Fire's Ally in the anime too?? Yeah we're totally robbed.
The list can go on and on...
That's how I felt reading the manga for the very first time, it became my favorite manga of the year
GOSH, I FELT- The anime and manga felt so much different, it was so wild- Both have their own uniqueness in their execution for the story, like how the anime is really trying to give the highlights to the protagonists from New Chapters series
First off, I am very much in agreement with how much better the introduction for our battlers are in the manga! Data and Gantetsu didn't just suddenly appear, and also get a highlight of how their personality are like!
Also the dark turn that the manga took, that was actually one of the aspect I like from the manga as well! The shocking card ripping, Fire who actually got hurt from the battle, and even how the adults can see the monsters and the damage of what happened after a battle as well, that put much more stakes in the battles! The anime instead give us the arc where Tanta fall into darkness and betray the team at episode 4 which is... actually pretty shocking and cool as well tbh-
Also, the pacing the manga have with the demon kings' respective arcs was much better as well I especially loved how they let Data fought against Demon King Azul by himself first, it makes much more sense for his character growth! I felt like that moment was stolen by the duel/rivalry between CuChulainn and GeBulg-
Like, friggin dammit man, we could have more time to process the Kazegakure Village arc to give Oroshi much more believable motive for poisoning Nanawarai as well- If only Saqqara's arc didn't hoard that much episodes ksjrgrehrh-
But also, the end arc after all of the Demon Kings finally defeated in the manga... feels a bit uncooked tbh- Even tho Pazuzu being the new threat to the Oreca Boys group is really cool (especially with him disguising himself as a human-), I still feel like the arc with the New Chapters' protagonists feels a bit under-prepared
I can definitely felt the lack of preparation within Rock's chapter the most Like, since the group have defeated both Saqqara and Enma early on, we end up having Gozumezu as the enemy of this chapter Which... kinda funny because Gozu and Mezu should've been defeated along with Enma on chapter 16-
...I end up rambling as well, lmao-
Anyway, the anime did have some pacing issue toward the end, while the only issue with the manga is within the new arc after all of the Demon Kings were defeated Kinda making it feels like the manga was planned to end after defeating Evil Lord Mus-
#answering asks#long post#spoilers#WHY DID I WROTE THIS MUCH AND TOOK THAT LONG TO WRITE LMAO-#But still; the anime and the manga man-#they felt like different stories-#not completely different but you know what I mean-#yea definitely budget issue-#Oreca related
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A certain someone gets airdropped into the wrath ring! Specifically next to the house of a certain Prince it seems... Yes I introduced/designed Ipos specifically for this.
So time for a bit of an HC that I came up with during shower time bc when else lmao: After Loo Loo land burned down the dragon/wyvern from the petting zoo flew back to wrath out of instinct (they very much look like they'd be native to there, to me) and eventually regurgitated a very damaged Robofizz; all his covering and fabric parts have been melted off and even the metal is severely damaged as is... well everything else. Dragon is chased off, Rob is found by Ipos.
What will happen to him next? Only time will tell... (aka me when I have time lmao this took so long). Yes Ipos is using his divinatory powers to look at Robofizz's past in the last panel.
Art talk time: It's been so long since I've done either comics or backgrounds, I've been doing mostly sketches and unshaded refs for the past several months... so what do I do but a long page comic with background and hevy ambient lighting. Uuughjghhkhkj the house actually killed me. Anyway I'm very proud of how this came out. Look at it. Look at the sunset colors dammit.
Helluva Boss by to Vivziepop art and character by me, do not copy, trace, repost, reuse ecc without my permission please.
#helluva boss#helluva fanart#comics#my art#fan art#robo fizz#sunset colors#my ocs#headcanon#ars goetia#demon#robot#I want to do so much more with this concept and storyline#please please brain#Do not let the ADHD shove this one into the corner
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10 fandoms / 10 characters / 10 tags
tagged by @virgo-dream and @seiya-starsniper, thank you! this took me a while... the way my hyperfixations work is, i'll completely devote myself to a piece of media for a time... then once i find something else i move on almost entirely lol. i of course still have a very soft spot for the shows/video games listed here (as well as my blorbos, such as they are) but the only fandom im currently active in is, of course, Sandman.
1: Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
I am in a love/hate relationship with AoT lmao (and some day i WILL finish the final season) but nothing, not even fandom war, will ever change my love for Levi. I'm obsessed with his backstory, how he came into the Survey Corps, and how it all sheds light on the decisions he makes and the tragedies he suffered through. I was fascinated by him since S1 and after the No Regrets manga came out, I was done for. He has been through so much and despite how cruel and unforgiving he seems, he actually has the biggest heart and-- guh I just love him. He deserves the world ;^;
2: Zuko - Avatar the Last Airbender
Truly was torn between Zuko or Katara... but I have always had mad respect for Zuko's redemption arc and how brilliantly it was written. I love how it takes a full season and a half for him to have this war within himself, that he makes the right decision but then regresses... before literally becoming sick with indecision and change. And then he finally proves his worth and becomes the most loyal friend and a perfect leader to rebuild a broken society. I'm a sucker for good character stories, and Zuko's arc in ATLA is my hands down favorite ever.
3: Roxas - Kingdom Hearts
God I just love tragic male characters, huh? lmao. This one is a no brainer to me. Roxas is the OG blorbo. I fell in love with him at the tender age of 17 and have never looked back. He is kind and loyal but also a feral gremlin. He is so goofy but sad and god dammit, I love his voice and his baby blue eyes. Also this line, "This could have been the other way around." *shakes fist* MY BOY!
4: Faye Valentine - Cowboy Bebop
We love complex characters in this house! Faye has all the traits of a character I usually wouldn't vibe with: she's arrogant (without much to back it up lol), lazy, and is susceptible to addictions. But oooh do I love a character who uses negative traits to hide how emotionally vulnerable they are. Faye appears strong, mean, and confident to a fault, but inside she craves companionship and is incredibly lonely (despite her lone wolf tendencies). Rewatching the show as an adult, I found Faye and I have a lot in common lol. She needs a hug.
5: Hob Gadling - The Sandman
Do I really need to say anything? lol I love that Hob is the fandom's plaything; molding and shaping him and writing him in all sorts of different ways... but I do adore his canon character. He is brash, stubborn, at times cruel and violent... but then immeasurably kind, loyal, and forgiving. He takes on immortality in unexpected ways. he thrives, he suffers, he works, he regresses, he makes mistakes, he learns from them, he changes... he is THE human experience.
6: Daenerys Targaryen - Game of Thrones
Robbed. Robbed. Absolutely robbed. The writers did Daenerys so dirty, I refuse to accept the final 3 seasons of GOT as canon lmao. (and here's another thing: I would totally accept her spiral into "madness" if it had been handled seriously. If the writers didn't just pull this out of their ass and instead thoughtfully worked in justifiable reasoning for her to go crazy). I'm 100% a stan and there's actually nothing you can say that will change my mind :)
7: Cal Kestis - Star Wars, Jedi: Fallen Order
My SON. My BOY! I have the adoption papers ready.
8: Tifa Lockhart - Final Fantasy VII
Another OG blorbo lmao. She's been with me since I was a teenager (also I always shipped her with Cloud, not Aerith. I do however ship Aerith and Zack... the latter whom almost made this list. Anyway-). Tifa is the badass motherfucker with a heart of gold. She is insanely loyal and truly the wisest of the bunch.
9: Mickey Milkovich - Shameless
ANOTHER BROKEN CHARACTER WHO GOES THROUGH EXTREME DEVELOPMENT? Can anyone sense a pattern?? This motherfuckerrrr *shakes Mikey and slaps him in the face and sobs* God I love it when a seemingly irredeemable character goes THROUGH IT and comes out shining a new, yet somehow the same old, sarcastic bitch.
(Also please note that Lip Gallagher almost made this list. Another shining example of the writers doing his character the WORST injustice just to keep him on the show. He should have stayed in college. He almost GOT OUT. He almost broke the chain. What he did was not in line with his character and I will stay mad about it).
10: Cesare Borgia - The Borgias
THIS. GUY! AURGH!! Arrogant, violent, sexy bastard. You piece of shit. Cesare actually did everything wrong, he doesn't want to be redeemed. But he is so fucking charismatic and I love that he uses it to his advantage. He's so fucking smart and quick on his feet. He's SUCH an asset on the battlefield. And he LOVES his family! He will kill a bitch with his bare hands if they dare insult his mother or sister. I love that he grumbles when given advice from literally anyone that isn't his most trusted friend, bodyguard, and assassin, Micheletto. Doesn't even flinch when he discovers Micheletto is gay, actually teases him for being a momma's boy, and genuinely grieves for his loss when he flees. He says out loud how he misses him and actually begins to doubt himself without Micheletto there to counsel him. Cesare is everything to me, actually.
tagging, no pressure!: @rainy-days-and-nights @the-cloudy-dreamer @kemurai6-dominion-of-dust @ferelden-loser @teejaystumbles @tj-dragonblade @hardly-an-escape @sutoribenda @quillingwords @mathomhouse-e
#woo okay#this was kind of difficult because i usually always have multiple blorbos per show lol#choosing only one from each was a struggle haha#thank you guys!#tag game
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Toji ramblings because I realized that I'm allowed to do other stuff besides drawing lmao
you know, I have this impression that Toji's trauma is slightly different from regular PTSD or being abused
because (at least, as far as I know) people who were abused, especially by their family members, usualy have self-esteem issues
Toji, though, does not have any... It seems, he's fully aware of his strengths and weaknesses. And, damn, he IS a professional (a gentle reminder that Toji does not see cursed spirits, and yet his fight with Geto in premature death arc?? omg)
so, Toji is a confident, self-aware man
however!!
he'd never known that he's worthy of love, just like any other human being (maybe even more so in some ways), until he met Mamaguro. So, he'd just accepted the fact that love and emotional bonds are not for him
I think that he doesn't feel any longing or craving for close relathionship with someone
he's a lone wolf lmao
maybe he's even cynical???? But, honestly, I believe that he just never cares to think about deep stuff like that
and dammit, I'm trying to put myself in his shoes rn, and the only thing I can think about is that he probably wanted to die, quickly and painlessly
preferablly, in a fight
he's just... too lazy to unalive himself
so, he just exists, waiting for it all to end
but then Mamaguro came into his life and showed him that he can live and love living
and then she died.............
and everything came back to how it had been
and yet!!!!! she changed him!!!
no, he's not the best person in the world, he's far from it, really
his morals are still ugh..... debatable...
but he started to??? be more sociable?? can I say that??
idk, to my mind, he just started to care more...
I think, he hadn't even been that close to Shiu before he met Mamaguro(((
and his meeting with Megumi in the recent episode??? I'm gonna explode
so, yeah, he's so precious((
actually, he's giving me the vibe of someone with a fucked up family who thinks, "holy shit, I'll never become a parent because I don't want to traumatize my child"
but his wife was amazing and everything COULD work out perfectly if only she hadn't died T-T
they would be so freaking happy, it's killing me((
and I really can't stop thinking about the fact that Toji is a person who is SO worthy of being loved, cherished and appreciated...
and he had a chance to receive all this support and care(( but life had to fuck it up by killing his wife, thank you very much
just fucking imagine, he was living in literal hell with the Zenins, then, he met the love of his life and finally became happy, and then)) he was robbed of his happiness and was sentenced to living in misery again
AND THEN THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM. TWICE!!!!!!! I fucking can't I caaaaan't
and he died just because he remembered to have an ego and some fucking ambitions. like a normal person, you know
I don't know, I just want to hug him??????? so bad??????????
he deserves the whole world and I stand by that even if he's rude and wrong, I really don't care
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anyway, feel free to ignore, I have a fever, I'm sad and English is not my first language, so yeah.... have a nice day, everyone
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vera’s first watch of south park — season six (part 1)
i’m blazing thru these seasons like it’s nothing omg. happy tho, i like it more and more each day.
EPISODE 1:
new intro ???? the old one will be missed
TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY best part of the new intro
THE BUTTERS SHOW GHBGBFDJ HE’S SO JFKBSKJD
butters why are u in kenny’s sweater
oh. that’s why
stan still referring to butters as kenny haha
kyle spitting facts. once again
STAN NOT THE LYING
KYLE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
THEN THEY ALL WATCHING CARTMAN ON THE PHONE
nah butters was real for saying no
“kenny would have done it.” STAN NOT THE PEER PRESSURE GOOD LORD
y’all is gaslighting him >:(
oh my god.
poor butters :’(
the three boys are so terrible for this
like poor baby boy
oh no oh NO BUTTERS IS IN FOR IT
the BOYS ARE SO MEAN
BUTTERS IS SO FUCKING REAL FOR CALLING OUT THE BOYS
oh fuck the largest PUTT PUTT GOLF COURSE ?? butters winning as he should
oh god butters gonna be grounded for a decade
CARTMAN FDJBKBFDSKFS HE LOOKS SO SILLY
i know cartman ain’t abt to beat up his lovely mother BC IT’S ON SIGHT
what the FUCK CARTMAN
WHATEVER, WHATEVER THANK YOU TIKTOK
this 4 month child is wild
WHAT IS THIS MELODY BUTTERS ??#?2/31?
EPISODE 2:
i miss the old intro
wait kenny isn’t in the postcard
so he’s actually dead dead??? FUCK :’(
STOP CALLING BUTTERS KENNY >:(
i hate how they making butters do all this shit god it’s sad
wait what the fuck
EW DON’T MAKE BUTTERS EAT HIS OWN-
I’MMA THROW UP NOW
it’s AIDES NOT AIDS GOD DAMMIT
oh no butters i hope he slims down for his own sanity
cartman. don’t talk to butters to like that u are no different jackass
GUYS STOP
U ARE 9 YEARS OLD U CANNOT PERFROM LIPOSUCTION SURGERY
honestly if this gets graphic i’m skipping thru it
CARTMAN EW WHAT THE FUCK
this is so fucked up i can’t condone this my sons are feral and i wanna protect butters so badly
HE’S LITERALLY DYING CHRIS
OH LORD.
i’m so disappointed with my kids rn
like poor fuckin butters he’s so baby and he’s being bullied
what the hell oh my god the sign
butters gets beat by his own parents??? god the trauma for butters
EPISODE 3:
god this is almost unwatchable
TAKE ON ME SO REAL
where is miss liane ???
i’m so sad rn
also irritated
IKE !!!! HE’S LITTLE SKI FIT
can we get the shit off of butters’ face
OH NO IKE MY BABY
FRENCH FRIES, PIZZA
stan is like. wtf
I KNOW UR NOT SHITTING ON MY BEST SON, MY FAVE SON
stan is so unbothered as he should
the parents JUST WANNA SKI
heather?
STAN IS 8 BFFR
EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS WATCHING STAN RACE LMAO
STAN IS SO BABY FJBKDBFKDSKG
BUTTERS BUSTIN IT DOWN AS HE SHOULD HE ATE THOSE 4 SECONDS
stan: :| he’s so unfazed
AYO ???? I’M WORRIED FOR STANLEY
he’s GOT HEATHER ???
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HEATHER
i wish wendy was the female lead fucking missed opportunity
let’s GO SKIER!STAN
hc: stan is so athletic, football? baseball? skiing? HE IS A BEAST
i also hc stan being good at hockey too
let’s GO STAN MY BOYYYY
kyle looking at a picture of him and stan style crumbs
stan is doing so well i love him
NOT THE TITS KNSGBSBSD
stan main slayer
so FUCKING WEIRD
EPISODE 4:
okay boys this show is. a choice.
SHELLY WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SO REAL AND TRUE OF HER
y’all robbing butters
OOP. CARTMAN.
BUTTERS IS STILL HOLDING SHELLY’S TAMPONS GSKBDSGBKS
kids YOU CAN’T GO INTO A BAR
boat going through anger management i would too
DAMN SHELLY GOING THRU IT
i feel u miss girl, i feel u.
lord LMAOOOOOO
*immediately calls clyde* so FUCKING VALID
EPISODE 5:
my fucking KIDS I HAVE MISSED THEM SO
YO WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE CASUAL BEHEADING
SAVE THE BBY COWS
KYLE DON’T DO IT
cartman is A FREAK
kyle destroying cartman as he should
stan in HIS LITTLE SPY SUIT
“we have to carry them one by one” is carrying TWO AT A TIME
stan fighting his parents SO SLAY OF HIM
KYLE ATE TOO
oh no BUTTERS U GOT THIS
BUTTERS NAMED ALL THE COWS OMG A BABY
LIANE A QUEEN
stan becoming a vegan??? he won’t last i’m sorry
craig’s FAMILY JKFDSNJKFDKS
i love dogs thank u for ur service
cartman IS SLAYING FOR THIS
8 FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT
stan looks so bad omg
wtf
TOLD Y’ALL HE COULDN’T BE VEGAN
lowkey this is fuel for my fanfic
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🎁 //please tell me im not too late to see interaction from our pop, i miss our boy~ //you officially have the right to flog me if i dont get to this by next week btw lmao
NEVER TOO LATE, MY FRIEND!! Send 🎁 to receive a starter based off a random song from my Spotify Wrapped
He knows they're not meant to be, not even close. Both of them are fucked up, but not in a way that they work, a way that they will never be able to connect, no matter how hard he tries. Only friends, it's the most he can reach with him and that should be fine... But, boy is Popshi greedy. And when he falls, he falls so hard he can barely see the ceiling. There is no sky, just a slow downward spiral. The more he is rejected, the bigger the impossibility, the bigger his feelings are.
And dammit, he likes that stupid hermit... He likes him and his cozy apartment. Him and his unsure expressions when he brings him a perfectly fine, opened, Pepsi. Is it a crime to be in love with someone that doesn't love him back? Is it a crime to act upon it and gross him out? No.
So, he steps close, hands place over to the giant's shoulders, he strokes the back of his neck as if he had been given permission. He stares on, the glint in his darkened eyes one of simple love, despite how greedy, how evil.
"Tell me you feel it... that you're feeling something." For him? Or maybe for an imagined someone else? He doesn't care, at this point. "Know I've been away, but I miss your loving..."
A breathy nighttime melody, one that's not for him, one that he'd gladly rob. He'd take all he could get, no matter just who or what it was that the other dreamed of. If only he could grant his wishes, whatever nefarious wishes those were. Popshi knew himself well, he's not a good person, not in the slightest, especially when it comes to desires.
But he releases him, that's enough torture, no? Popshi knows he is repulsive when it comes to love, but he's a good friend. So, as if he hadn't tried to reach back into the man's heart, he steps away, sighing.
"I want a deep love until the morning."
#blindedguilt#;; this is how it is so believe me ;; (asks)#this man is just so lovesick mannnn so lovesick
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“Look, I’m just grateful that Helen has taken in an interest in a life that extends to being outside her bedroom even if that interest is in Rui! … and she’s free to put her hands wherever she likes, she’s over 20 bloody years old!”
"Oh, for God's sakes, can you not put that last part like that?!"
"If the rest of us have to endure your and Madame Voodoo's noisy nights, you can deal with the imagery of how Helen and I spend ours!"
"I really don't want to think about how either of you spend your noisy nights, at least I have the courtesy to spend mine off the boat!!"
"Or just learn to mind your own bloody business!"
#racy#ashas;difh;oifaserasr#[Captain Josep Frascona]#[Wang Ruixiong]#[Guy Duchamp]#[Abena Frascona]#DAMMIT ROB LMAO
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yk what. frick covid. cuz of her we won’t be getting ANY bts stuff from the new marvel shows cuz they can’t be hanging around on set. or like any bloopers either,, thanks rona 🙄
#first world problems lmao#YALL I WANT SEB AND MACKIE BLOOPERS#OR HIDDLESTON#AND PAUL AND LIZZIE#UGH#WE ARE BEING ROBBED#frick carona#marvel#avengers#i MISS this cast dammit#def not bitter or anything lmfao#wandavison#tfatws#loki#disney plus shows
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Saw your little thing for Ethan smut requests and icl I can’t get the trope of where the mc fakes an O and the LI finds out, or thigh riding out of my mind (I’ll let you pick lmao)
TY FOR THE REQUEST!!

We Can Be Quiet
Ethan Edwards x fem! Reader



synopsis: ethan showed up at your door after practice with the intention of having sex. everyone in the sorority is asleep which means you have to stay quiet.
warnings: 18+, smut, thigh riding, hickeys
word count: 1.1k
a/n: TYSM FOR ALL THE SUPPORT RECENTLY I APPRECIATE IT!! also i love jidion w jidion for not paying edp for an interview and L sneako for defending edp
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You laid on your bed with your headphones in. You had your laptop open, finishing up some work from your lecture earlier. You heard a faint knocking at your door which startled you. The rest of the girls in the sorority house were asleep which is why the knocking confused you.
You got up from the bed and went to open the door. That was a pretty stupid idea if there was a killer or burglar outside your door. Then again who would knock at the door if they planned on killing or robbing you? Wouldn’t they just open the door and do it? Guess you were about to find out.
You opened the door and saw your boyfriend, Ethan, in the doorway. Definitely wasn’t a killer or burglar. “What are you doing here?” you asked, looking down at his attire. He had clearly just got out of practice due to the thick coat and the UMich beanie he wore.
He walked past you and you shut the door behind him. He sat down on the bed and ripped his beanie off his head, revealing his messy dirty blonde hair. Damn, he looked so good. He had that look in his eye, the look that implied he wanted to have sex. The smile on your face faded a bit. “Ethan, we can’t.”
“Why not?” he asked, now stripping out of his coat which revealed his black compression shirt.
The thoughts in your head went blank as he did this. He knew what he was doing, he was doing this to seduce you. You finally gained your focus back and said, “My roommates are asleep and I don’t want to wake them up.”
“You know you don’t care about that,” he smirked. The infamous gray sweatpants, the compression shirt, the messy hair, the smell of his alluring cologne. He was right, you didn’t care. All you cared about right now was getting rid of this feeling that ran you up the walls with arousal.
You folded your arms over your chest as you maintained the intense eye contact between you two. You kept repeating the fact that you weren’t gonna fall to his feet in your head as he got up from the bed and approached you. He grabbed your shoulders gently and rubbed your upper arms. “Please, we can be quiet. Can’t we?”
You shouldn’t do this with everyone in the house, but you craved the idea too much. Plus, Ethan always knew what he was doing when it came to sex. Your eyes glanced down to his lips and back in his eyes. “Dammit, you win.” You rolled your eyes before leaning in to kiss him.
He kissed back now placing his hands on your back, rubbing it gently as your hands found their way to the sides of his neck. Your lips meshed together like they were made for each other. He picked you up and led the two of you to your bed. You wrapped your legs around his waist and pulled away. You could feel his bulge through his sweatpants as it pressed against your thigh.
He sat down on the bed with you straddled onto his lap. “You better make this quick so I can get this assignment done,” you said. He nodded his head then let out a hum in thought.
What was he plotting? Why wasn’t he just going to fuck you like he usually does? “I want you to ride my thigh and then I can help you with work.”
Your eyes widened. “You want me to…what?” You let out a couple giggles out of shock even though he was being dead serious. “Okay, okay.”
His smile grew wider. You hopped off his lap and stripped out of your plaid pajama pants. You watched as he slid out of his sweatpants leaving you to stare at his shaft as it strained against the black fabric of his boxers.
You looked down at his slightly parted legs then up in his eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” You approached him again and positioned yourself on his thigh.
“You just ride it,” he said. “Ride it like how you ride me.” He winked after that comment. You rolled your eyes as the blush made its way to your cheeks. His hands found themselves on your hips as you began to rock your hips.
This felt kind of awkward, but it also felt good. The fabric rubbed against your clit which shocked pleasure throughout your body. You let out a soft moan that was almost quieter than a whisper. Ethan guided your hips, securing you on his thigh.
Your body felt warm with pleasure as you moved your lower body back and forth. “Fuck,” you muttered under your breath. Your panties felt soak, you could feel the dampness form on his thigh.
He gripped onto your hips even harder. You let out a gasp at the feeling, tilting your head back slightly. The sensation was so overwhelming, you felt the orgasm building up in your body.
“I’m close,” you groaned loudly. His lips connected to the sensitive spot of your neck, biting and kissing at it. You let out a small moan, keeping your head back so he had more access to your neck. He marked your neck with hickeys. He obviously wanted everyone else in the house to know he was here at the sorority while they all slept.
Soon, you were shaking as you caught yourself on the brink of orgasm. You moaned softly again as hot tears prick at your eyes. “This feels so good,” you breathed out.
Your muscles tensed as your vision became blurry with tears. You finally felt the rush of pleasure wash over you as you finished. He pulled away from your neck as you rested your head on his shoulder.
You took a couple deep breaths to bring your heart rate back to normal. You pulled back and looked Ethan in his eyes. “Did that feel good?” he asked with a cocky smile on his face.
You rolled your eyes. “Get that stupid smile off your face,” you laughed. That comment also won a laugh out of him. You finally answered him, “Yes, it did.”
“We should do that again,” he said with a wink.
You shook your head, getting up from his thigh. “No, I need to get my work done and now, because of you, I need to change.”
He rolled his eyes while laughing. “Fine,” he said, standing up and pulling up his gray sweatpants. “At least you stayed quiet.” You threw your pajama pants at him in response.
#ethan edwards x y/n#ethan edwards#ethan edwards x reader#ethan edwards smut#ethan edwards imagine#umich hockey#umich hockey x reader
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steve thoughts? if you insist! 🫡
i feel like he has this really bad habit of sneezing into his hands; he did it as a kid and now he can’t stop even though he knows it’s gross. so whenever he’s sick he accidentally spreads that shit around like the plague.
also (slightly unrelated) he gets like. 3 sinus infections per year. no one knows why. he just always has one lmao
My friend, I agree tenfold! Decided to write a short little something for this (canonverse, pre-Steddie)! Hope you enjoy! Sorry it took ten years! 🤍~KB
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“Hey I told your boy to swing by and pick up the that movie for tonight.”
“He- HAESSSSH! He’s not my boy.” Steve turned and sneezed into a cupped hand, balancing a big stack of tapes with his other hand.
“Your boy or not, he’s coming any minute now.” Robin rolled her eyes from the counter. The little bell above the door jingled. “Speak of the devil.”
“Hey Stevie!” Eddie smiled, giving the younger man a high five on his way to the counter. “Got what I came here for, Robs?”
“You know it!” She ducked behind the counter and pulled out the bag with the VHS tape. “Can’t wait for later tonight!”
“iiTSCHoo! H’EKSHuhew!” Steve had finished putting away the tapes and steepled into his hands.
“Bless you!” Eddie called over, “You alright Harrington?”
“Dingus has another sinus infection.” Robin answered.
“It’s not SNF - it’s just a cold. I’ll be fehh fine… iKTSHiew!”
“Vampire sneeze, Steve! Gotta remember the vampire sneeze.” Eddie mimicked Dracula pulling his cape up over his face.
“Ugh I k’dow, sorry. It’s a bad habit.” Steve wiped his hand on his jeans and retreated back to the counter with Robin.
“I’ve been telling him to stop that since we met, Eddie. We’ll have to start conditioning him I guess.”
Steve turned away from his friends, snapping at the waist into his hands again, “Heh’iKSHT!”
Robin turned and punched him in the arm.
“Ow!!”
Robin shrugged and looked at Eddie, “Conditioning.”
*****
A few days later, Eddie woke up with an uncomfortable tickle in his throat. He sat up to drink some water and hoped it would help.
“H’ixxT! NxxTCH! H’iiKSHuhhew!”
He pitched forward into his shirt, the congestion settling in his sinuses.
“You have got to be kidding me.” He mumbled to himself as he got dressed and stormed outside.
“Where are you going kid? You sound like hell!” Wayne called from the sofa.
“I’ll be right back! Give me twenty minutes.” He grabbed the van keys and left.
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Over at Family Video, the bell above the door chimed.
“GOD DAMMIT STEVE!”
The man in question looked up to see Eddie Munson speed walking towards him.
“Hey Eddie what are you - OW!” Steve said as Eddie playfully punched his arm.
“You got me sick!” He coughed, “I told you to vampire sneeze!!”
Eddie was whining more than anything else. He was frustrated, sure, but there was no heat behind his words.
“iiktEW! snfsnff kt’IEW!” Robin accidentally made her presence known, leaning against the counter and sniffling into a tissue.
“Aw Robs, you too?” Eddie asked.
The girl rolled her eyes, shooting Steve a death glare, “Yup! I guess Dingus wanted to share his germs with everyone.”
Steve blushed hard, feeling guilty, “Sorry guys! I’ll host this week’s movie night. Soup and crackers and tea on me.”
Eddie and Robin exchanged a look, as if discussing telepathically. Finally they turned back to Steve. “Okay.”
#s/tranger t/hings#e/ddie m/unson#s/teve h/arrington#r/obin b/uckley#Steve is a hand sneezer#snzblr#snz kink#steddiesnz#contagion#illness#ask box#kb writes
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one of my fave things to do when jensen and misha are cocklesing is to watch the people around them. the "their own space" gifset from spnsmile you reblogged is a great example: while those two are off in their own little world you can see rob and ruthie and their matching energies on either side, having fun and acknowledging each other but giving jenmish their space (they know better than to interrupt a this point lol) (1/2)
one of the most 👀 is actually watching adam rose on the screen behind them all. you can see he turns and looks at jensen specifically, mimics him with the mic pointing at the audience, looks back again but nope, jenmish are still busy. he then occupies himself by being goofy with jeffrey vincent parise, looks back /yet again/ but dammit, STILL busy lmao. shoutout to long-suffering jason manns who has clearly endured many 🐚 shenanigans 😂 (2/2)
Watching other people's reactions to them is one of my favorite things ever! Or just comparing the differences between the rest of the cast and them. I think this weekend especially was interesting with ruth/rob vs cockles. So many moments where 'its the same picture!!!' But also moments where like in the closing ceremony, ruth and rob are just kind of being there and aware of the other but still doing their own thing. And then you have Jensen and Misha who for the life of them wouldn't be able to tell you what was going on around them in that moment. It's amazing and i love it so much
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Hi, Ness! Do you think Hange and Levi were more than friends? I think there were some deeper feelings, however, unfortunately, there was no correct time for them 😭
Dear anon, I suggest you take a good look at my blog and then look at me in the eye and ask this again lmao 😂
Okay but objectively speaking- well, as objectively as my shipper heart could- I think that they got off on a little rocky start as comrades in the beginning (with their clashing personalities and all), and later turned into bffs who complemented and trusted each other perfectly.
After the retaking of Wall Maria, however, I think they did develop deeper feelings, which is pretty natural since they were literally the only two left of the old guard. There are so many instances of the two of them being protective over the other post Shiganshina.
Also, there's a symbolic parallel of the two of them retaining the opposite eyes- which I personally think is no mere coincidence in a story so heavy on symbolism. It's almost as if they are halves of a whole, but in a way where the two of them are their own person first. This is peak soulmate symbolism if you ask me.
People can choose to view Levihan platonically or romantically, but either way, their bond ran deep and no one can deny that. I read a post recently with a person saying that levihan are like two bffs with a pact similar to "Well, if we stay single till 40, let's just marry each other" and I kinda think it suits them well? Because they have almost never been overtly, directly romantic (well, except the forest confession/blush scene ofc, but some people somehow manage to read that platonically too so, eh well, whatever floats your boat ig) but the way they show love and care to each other is through acts of service, unshakable trust, and absolute loyalty.
To those who go 'can you stop shipping them, you're ruining a good 🌟friendship🌟', here's a news flash- best friends can develop feelings for each other. Levihan are the perfect material for the bffs-to-lovers trope imo, but even if they were only bffs, that still wouldn't reduce their bond or their dynamic to something any less in my eyes.
In canonverse, both of them put their duty towards humanity first and their own feelings aside, which is exactly why they did not run away in that forest to live low-key, knowing that the rest of the world would get destroyed if they did as their heart desired. All said and done, there's more than enough canon proof that they loved each other selflessly and I 100% believe that had Hange been alive, the two of them would have lived together post-rumbling. We (and they) were robbed of their domestic cottagecore life.
Dammit Yams. 😭
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Reading One Piece: Chapters 894-896
-”That hurt, Rayleigh! I sense rage!” “That’s the Haki too.” You’re telling me we were robbed of this training sequence until now? Shameful.
-I like how Luffy wasn’t just able to dodge everything immediately after switching to a higher gear. He’s pushing himself to fight smarter, but that doesn’t mean he’s perfected it yet.
-”Gear Four... Snakeman!” OOOOH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD
-He’s got zigzag limbs now! Aaaaaaw shit, boi!
-”Buzz Cut Mochi!” okay that just seems like cheating now
-”What are you saying?!” “Everything I’m thinking! It feels much better that way!” Lmao, I guess someone found Luffy a good therapist in the past two years.
-Man, this fight is intense.
-Dammit, the rest of Big Mom’s children have brains in their heads too. Already figuring out what Luffy might be up to.
-”If someone had to play the role of my fiancee... I’m glad it was you, Pudding.” Aaaaaaaw.
-And it’s a DOUBLE KNOCKOUT! Get some sleep, boys, you’ve both earned it.
-”You’re looking quite far... into the future.” Wow. What a hell of a brawl this has been. I don’t blame Luffy for leaving his hat with Katakuri, they really brought out the best in each other in a weird way.
-”Mystery Savior Mystoms” I see someone went to the Caesar school of disguises.
-sdkjfhsdjfh and Luffy sees through him immediately
-And now... it’s time to break out.
#anime#the anime binge-watcher#tabw#one piece#one piece manga#luffy#monkey d luffy#zoro#zoro roronoa#nami#usopp#sanji#tony tony chopper#chopper#nico robin#franky#aj brooks#jimbei
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The only disappointment from ISWM 2 was not being able to hug Wug and that's it.
True, that was the biggest disappointment ever like we were ROBBED of the Wug Hug, got to hug others! So why no hug Wug?!? LET ME HUG MY BOY DAMMIT there’s so many egos that I know deep down could give the best hugs, i could list them and the types of hugs they give i mean i already kinda did so with Wug in one ask lmao
also lowkey ngl when i saw a msg pop into my inbox, i froze for a second, i could hear the suspenseful music in my head, in fear, that, uh in that one post bout dark i made, the reblog i feared someone read the tags and decided to b e the wise guy fgjkdljfgdf so thank you for the suspense for a few moments lmao
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For the Glee Song Asks!
Sebastian and Jeffray
(I’ve never watched Glee 💕)
I know you’ve seen glee, cause I know this is Hannah, cause I know she uses those (💕) hearts when she sends asks, plus Sir Jeffray is a super unknown character. I’m onto you babe
Just to let you guys know, I’ll be using some of the group performances as ‘duets’ for these two, just because of the voice contribution and a serious lack of warbler duets. (Seriously we were robbed).
My sebshine ☀️:

Favourite solo: Glad You Came
!!! I listen to this song twice a day, if not more. It fuels the Sebastian brain rot. ‘I want you back’ is a very close second though.
Least favourite solo: Stand
I adore ‘Stand’, but out of his songs it’s probably the one I listen to the least, excluding ones he sings backup for, like ‘Whistle’ and ‘My Dark Side’ (which I have a love-hate relationship with.)
Favourite duet: Smooth Criminal
Obvious answer. I have a tango choreographed in my head to this song. No it doesn’t fit the beat. No I don’t care. Let me have this.
Least favourite duet: My Dark Side
As I said, love hate relationship.
A song they should’ve done: I’d cut off my left foot to hear the scrapped ‘Every Breath You Take’ duet, but if I could bend time and have my own way, it’d be ‘Monster’ from the Broadway version of Frozen. But if I can’t get my own way in the time travel universe, then ‘Confrontation’ from the Jekyll and Hyde musical, dueted with Hunter. Let this boy sing more showtunes dammit!!
Go and listen to ‘Monster’ right now and tell me it’s not a Sebastian song, Jamie and I went feral for it. It just is. I have a moodboard about it. Argue with the wall.
Now I’ve got ‘Stand’ stuck in my head-
Jeffrey September Sterling 🌤:
This photo is so fucking deranged lmao. He looks like he’s plotting a murder. Jeff I love you.
So Jeff didn’t get a solo, which I find absolutely preposterous to Mr Riker Lynch, and as a result I won’t really be able to do a whole ‘favourite and least favourite’ solo :( don’t worry Jeff, you have solos in my head, angel. (Again, these duets are just group number unfortunately, but he participates, let him have this).
Favourite duet: Misery
I stan his dancing and energy in this. Literally slay king, you can’t miss him just going for it.
Least favourite duet: Hey Soul Sister
None of them really look like they’re that into this performance. It’s probably my least favourite warbler performance overall, up there with Teenage Dream.
A song they should’ve done: literally anything
In all seriousness ‘Dance with my tonight’ by Olly Murs seems like a Jeff song, and it would make for awesome acapella. And my little platonic Jeffbas heart would’ve loved to have heard them sing ‘For Good’ from Wicked.
#i cannot be fooled#i am unfoolable#i loved this! it was so fun!#ask bea#bea’s beloved besties#anon 🎉#Hannah 💜#glee#sebastian smythe#jeff sterling#glee warblers#song ask#(platonic)->#Jeffbastian
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