#Danny and Sam are on vacy in Gktham

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Tim: You can't ask this of me!

Dick: We all make sacrifices for the mission.

Tim: But this-! This is too much of a sacrifice!

Dick: I know it's not fair. I know it's unjust. But it's for the greater good.

Tim: You can't do this!

Dick: I'm afraid I already have.

Tim: Please Dick, you're my brother! We broke bread together!

Dick: That bread was tasty and it filled my empty stomach but it means nothing now.

Tim: No-Don't-!

Dick: *pushing Tim on stage* Ladies and Gentlemen! The moment you all been waiting for! The Timothy Drake-Wayne date auction! As you all know the highest bid will get one free dinner with Timmy, at the most expensive restaurant in Gotham and all funds will be used for charity so get out those checkbooks! Let's start the auction at one thousand!

Random girl: Two thousand!

Random boy: Five thousand!

Random girl 2: ten thousand!

Dick: Ten thousand! Ten thousand going once- going twice-

Danny standing up: A million!

Dick: A million! A million going once- a million going twice-

Danny: Five million!

Dick: Er, um five million going once- five million going twice-

Danny: No ten million!

Dick: Sir do you understand how auctions work?

Tim leaping for the mic: Sold! To the hot confused guy wearing the number twenty badge.

Danny blinking: Me?

Tim: Yes, you! You won!

Danny: Awesome! *sits down and turns to Sam*

Danny whispering: Hey I blanked out for a second and Phantom took over. What did he do?

Sam: Bought a date for ten million.

Danny: *gasp* But I only have forty five cents in my bank account.

Sam: Don't worry. I'll spot you this one. You deserve a date with a living person. As a treat.

Danny tilting head: Phantom says to show his gratitude for your donation he will dance for you.

Sam: Tell him that hes welcome and to please not dance for me. We got thrown out of the Ice Lounge for his dancing already, I can afford to be band from here too.