#Devils and realists

[semiramis-audron]

When your team is fucking weirdos, hated by the fandoms, with half of them involved in gay drama and you're just trying to stay in your lane...

Aka my collection of problematic Metafaves

I thought about actually drawing them all, but i dont think i would ever manage...

Legend under the Cut (links to character pages provided, open at own risk for spoilers)

Enoch (Metatron) from El Shaddai Ascencion of the Metatron (both video game and tie in Mangas, the game is fucking underappreciated!)

Metatron from Dogma (he is sarcastic baby)

Metatron from Good Omens (TV Series) (innocent until proven guilty, the book one looked kinda like #15)

Metatron from Supernatural (unfortunately proven guilty, because they copied #9's homework)

Metatron from 7 Heavenly Virtues Anime ("Nanatsu no Bitoku" kinda NSFW, big tiddy anime )

Metatron from Shin Megami Tensei video game series (obligatory, cause first mayor video game appearance)

Metatron (Enoch, Sean Christian) from Devils and Realists Manga ( "Makai Ouji" sad little meow meow, reminder to always read job descriptions )

Metatron from Omniscient Readers Viewpoint Webnovel (I have not collected enough spoons to read all of it)

Metatron (Enoch) from His Dark Materials Novels (+TV) (If you think his ego is big, you should see his dick. He's thinking with it. )

Metatron from Dear Door Webtoon Manhwa (Yeah... I'm not gonna link this one. The story and art is amazing, but there is also so much gore and even more hardcore gay sex in like every single chapter. Google it and read it yourself, but... Dead Dove, do not eat - unless you're into that or are a fast scroller )

Metatron from Spawn Comic Series (She's so pretty, and the Spawn comics are just visually cool)

Metatron (one of several forms) from the Puzzle&Dragon Games (They are so pretty... acursed Gatcha games!)

Metatron from Angel Sanctuary (nostalgia, he did nothing wrong, baby with evil twin)

Metatron from Dating Game Miraclr (He has red hair and his Storyline is... just Metatron, just Metatron...)

Metatron ( Eternity (Earth-TRN781) ) from the Marvel Comics (Obligatory cause marvel is everywhere and I put the Spawn one)

Im aware there's some more in various other gatcha games but those usually dont have any story to them... and the other animes, im not yet familar with (or role is too minor)...

Collection is still open if anyone has some Metatron's to drop off...

Honorary Mention:

[nenoname]

there's untapped comedy in stan being both a webcomic creator of a kids story with way too many swears and a bit rough artstyle but something that's genuinely emotional (abet filled with terrible uncle jokes) and reflects a lot of the author's own experiences and struggles, as well as a fanfic author who makes blatant self insert (but simultaneously self projecting on the duchess???) the duchess approves smut

and frankly we need more stories of people on the internet slowly piecing together that the lil stanley creator and a smut author who only writes about an old black and white period movie are one and the same

[oldvampyaoi]

A slightly belated take on this post by @sburator

[thylacines-toybox]

Gremlin

A teeny little Tasmanian devil plushie of unknown brand, found secondhand and sent by my friend in June 2025.

[basically-neroland]

trying something different today!!

adoptive dad!dante headcanons :3 blehh

bc i see him like a father figure to cope with having a shitty one and i want him to adopt me blehhh sue me (don't)

also there's a depressing lack of dad!dante stuff that isn't x reader and you have a kid. bitch i AM the kid. if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself 🙄

buckle up, it's a long one bc i think/daydream/fantasise about this a lot!! g/n!reader!!!

however he comes across you, he immediately starts trying to be better for you

he tries to keep you at arm's length at first—he doesn't want you to end up like all the other people he's ever given a shit about. he's scared that you'll get hurt too

that being said, if you need cuddles all you have to do is lay down with him or ask. he'll do it no questions asked

he's so gentle with you, he really doesn't wanna hurt you and he knows his own strength pretty well but he'd be scared that he'd slip up at the worst moment. he just wants to keep you safe

he kinda struggles to show it but he actually loves you to bits!! he tries really hard to show it though

he'll do anything to keep you safe and i do mean ANYTHING. he knew it was risky to take you in in the first place but he refuses to lose you too

comes running if you call for him in the middle of the night. he gets so scared that something happened but calms down as soon as he sees you're fine

sits with you in the middle of the night and will let you sleep with him for the rest of the night if you ask

once he gets more comfortable with you and a little less anxious about getting close to you, he's actually a pretty lovey dad!

so. many. dad jokes. it's actually obnoxious oh my gods 🥀

play-fights with you and lets you win

if you have long hair, he'll learn how to braid it for you. he also lets you braid his!!

will let you paint his nails if you ask

he was almost in tears the first time you drew a picture of you two as a family. he never really thought he'd ever have a family again. it didn't even get put on the fridge, he fucking framed it and put it on his desk next to the picture of his mom

honestly all he wants is to make you happy

immediately teaches you how to defend yourself. not even how to fight yet, just self-defense

he honestly gives the best bear/dad hugs. it looks funny as hell too cuz you just. disappear. because he's huge. you want a hug?? bye-bye!! 😭😭

he's not great at spelling—he isn't dyslexic, he just grew up on the streets. anyways sometimes he asks for help like "hey did i spell this right? i can't tell" (this one's kinda personal, i'm rly good at spelling and i love being peoples personal grammarly lol)

blehh i love him i want him to be my dad sorry not sorry

[abpimenta]

thanks a lot for the all love on my previous post 💙 i'll try to do my takes on the other characters from the book as well

here's Capricorn because his design is compelling to me but i don't really care about him tbh

[sibblank]

After all the badass fan designs ppl have come up with for the Death Devil, it'd be so funny if she turned out to be this sopping wet beast.

[si-cucumber]

If I had a nickel for every time a teenaged Victorian nobleman and his supernatural butler were accosted by a fanged man with neck tattoos claiming to have had a prior relationship and being unreasonably upset when the party doesn't recognize him.....

I'd have two nickels.

[marcysham]

Yes, this is from that scene in the new DMC Netflix series where Dante randomly decides to go full MJ on the arcade machine.

I couldn't not paint it

[hey-imma-fangirl]

Drawing realistically has never been something I’ve been good at

But I wanted to try it again even tho it kinda sucks lol

I would’ve done some more work on shading but my tablet was about to die lol

Please Do Not Repost!

Reblogging is appreciated but not necessary ^^

[floweydreemurr]

Boris was ILLEGALLY SUPPLYING Theo, a YOUNG BOY, with ALCOHOL and DRUGS. Why do people phrase this like Boris was a 45-year-old predator? Who was intentionally grooming Theo for a life of crime and addiction? When in reality Boris was 15-16 years old during the Vegas arc, and Theo was 14-15 (they are a year apart in age b/c Theo skipped a grade when he was younger) and Theo was drinking alcohol (supplied by his dad, which was actually wrong b/c that is an adult) taking unprescribed pills (given to him by Mrs. Barbour, which was also wrong b/c she too is an adult) and potentially smoking even though he blamed it all on Tom Cable (which not as bad because Tom, like Theo and Boris was just a teenage boy) long before he met Boris? Like I get the vibes some people read this as "Boris is a bad kid and a corrupting influence on Theo" instead of acknowledging the fact that Boris is ALSO a child who uses drugs and alcohol to cope with his abusive and neglectful homelife? That's the tragedy. Boris genuinely wanted to save Theo but of course a traumatized abused boy isn't going to be able to save another traumatized abused boy, they were only ever going to enable one another because neither of them had been taught any different, but some of y'all out here really holding Boris (instead of his dad, Xandra, the Social Workers, teachers, Mr. & Mrs. Barbour, Hodie) accountable for not having the maturity & mental health awareness of a 30-year-old addictions therapist.

[jilyandbambi]

So I don't necessarily think Daniel was malicious towards his daughters, but I do think he has said explicitly on the show that neither of his daughters are speaking to him currently. That suggests total estrangement. Beyond that, Daniel was a junkie. He may have wanted to be a good father, but drugs mess that up pretty hard and pretty fast.

Respectfully, Anon, you're missing my point.

I'm not trying to negate what the show has alluded to re: Daniel's backstory and relationship with his family, what I'm saying is that, with so little to go on wrt Daniel's backstory and given that it is still totally plausible (to the point of being quite common, if you can believe it) for one to have a great deal of love for a parent with a history of substance abuse, neglect, or one you've decided to go no-contact with, the accepted Daniel's Kids Hate Him fanon feels flat and lacks appropriate nuance (and imagination!!! which is more annoying to me, personally) for the fandom of The Complicated Relationships Show.

I know children (even grandchildren) of addicts whose parents still managed to create good memories with them even as they battled addiction. Are these relationships dysfunctional? Yeah. Were these good parents? Jury's out. But imperfect or even bad parenting doesn't mean it was all bad, all the time.

On the subject of Daniel's estrangement from his daughters, the fandom bases this on one throwaway line Daniel says during a highly charged rant at Louis, who has been baiting him off and on for days. What does Daniel say right before "My daughters don't even talk to me?" Some snarky remark about legacies being for execs and assholes in loafers (paraphrasing). I got news for you, peeps, two-time Pulizer winners who teach Masterclass seminars and who go through the trouble of publishing an autobiography/memoir care very much about their legacy, despite what they might say in the heat of the moment.

BUT, even if one wants to interpret this one throwaway line literally and run with the notion that both of Daniel's daughters have gone no-contact with him, the show's canon still leaves the "when's" and "why's" of this estrangement wide open.

Who's to say this has always been the case? What if it's recent?

Terminal illness affects families in different ways; what if one daughter couldn't deal with the news and is coping by ignoring him, and the other cut contact bc she doesn't agree with Daniel's decision to continue living independently instead of moving in with her or into an assisted living facility? What if the news of Daniel's diagnosis caused his kids to start smothering him as though he was already in hospice until one day he snapped, said some messed up things, and demanded they give him space, so they're giving it to him (albeit not the way he wanted it).

What if it has nothing to do with the Parkinson's? What if one kid is a semi-homeless addict globetrotting around the world just like Daniel did back in the day (if we assume DM chase happend) and is just so caught up in doing her own thing she doesn't even think to call anyone in the family, much less Daniel? What if the other kid has a partner who doesn't like Daniel and Alice (if she's real) and since marrying this asshole has distanced herself from her family?

What if--as I said in my original post--they're simply really fucking busy being grown and having their own lives and don't have time to reply to Daniel's 90 million daily texts, and "My daughters won't even talk to me" is just Daniel being a surly, dramatic old man who's had it with the depressed vampire he's ranting at, and also wants his girls to be faster texters?

Or, Daniel was a druggie fuckup who was too strung out to ever meaningfully bond with his daughters who, now grown, actively despise him. <- Sure. The popular theory works, too, obviously but there's no reason this has to be THE go-to fanon explanation since

We!! Don't!!! Know!!!! anything concrete about Daniel's past aside from his Pulitzers and drug use. So why not get creative and have fun with the blank canvas while we can?

[beneathsilverstars]

it's fantasy france it's fantasy france it's FANTASY france!!!! <- me resisting the urge to start yet another line of research for this single fanfic (law-ology this time)

[sha-brytols]

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[skf-fineart]

Norman Alfred Williams Lindsay (1879-1969)

The Demon's Desire

Watercolor, 52 x 47.5 cm

[madbedlam]

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