#Drawing robots was HARD WTF

[i-would-like-to-be-an-a-i]

I need them to interact again :(((

[bethrnoora]

thought to myself "oh wouldn't it be so fun to draw space odyssey furries. that would be so cute" so I start drawing. I look down at my art. that's falco from star fox

[05raine]

Human!Optimus Prime

Let’s start this series off with our goat Optimus!

As someone who only recently got into transformers and wants to contribute to the fanart but is too lazy to actually learn how to draw robots/mechs, I’ve decided to come up with human designs for some of the transformers! (Mainly the ones from Transformers Prime, cause that’s like the only show I’ve watched so far 💀)

Ramblings about design under cut vvv

This is the first one I made in the series which I started back in 2023 lmao, so there may be some discrepancies between each design. I only recently came back to it and tweaked his design a bit, but alas, I suck ass at drawing buff people(especially men) so bear with me 😔

I was inspired by cosplayer @/arkhamknight_22.0 on tiktok, so if you see similarities that’s why!!

It was hard to find a balance in casual/comfy and battle-ready for this Optimus cause I wasn’t quite sure what he’d go for in the scenario of TFP. So I went with something that can be seen as both casual and tactical/convenient for fights. Think Jack Reacher.

Something I’m trying to explore with their human designs is the wounds of war; there’s going to be scars and such. So underneath his clothes Optimus wears a sort of battle suit, think similar to the Ironman suit from Infinity War I guess, but also almost a prosthetic at this point. Idk I’m not smart enough for that stuff, I just make it look good 🤷‍♂️

Though I do imagine it’s something he can take off, but with all the fighting he feels better to just leave it on most days.

I tried to convey the tough leader who’s willing to do anything for his people but he has a sort of softness to him if that makes sense. So when he has to take the exo-suit thingy off for repairs or whatever reason, if a certain autobot takes to painting some of the panels on it to make him look less intimidating to other bots…then he doesn’t bother scrubbing it off.

Okay, some smaller notes for his design: he wields weapons(axes, swords, etc..) so he has some scars and blisters on his palms. He’s protected the mostly with the gloves but he finds finger covering gloves to lessen his hand mobility so he went with fingerless. (And with built in steel knuckles for that extra punch!!)

I don’t know what his specific age would be but I’m thinking late 50s-mid 60s, but the fight ain’t out of him yet!

Of course there’s the autobot insignia as a belt buckle, I couldn’t really make it work anywhere else at the time of his first design and I got too attached to it to change it 😔 I also gave him(along with the other autobots) those electric blue eyes that they all share in the show! I thought it was cool

I also had to include the iconic red and blue flame decals, and I think it translated well into his leather jacket!

And for those curious here is his old design from two years ago, not much of a difference but there is an improvement

Like wtf is this?????? I 100% drew his face better good lord… barf, but hey! At least I’m better at drawing black people 💪💪💪

[rewind-redux]

Personally would love to draw harley cause robotic shit is kinda my thing but

His head

I can't draw boxes for the life of me

How do u draw box

Why am I cursed with no draw box its literally four lines yet its so hard but I can draw a human face and a full robotic body wtf man

[5-7-9]

Not sure how to explain it yet but WFA just isn’t funny. Even before all the canon info i learned that made me really dislike it, I just didn’t laugh. Straight up 😐 Apathetic AF.

For instance: Bruce goes to bingo and pretends to not rage at Clark and Diana for not solving bingo but he totally is raging. The pacing was just atrocious; I know the punchline before it even gets to the end. The set up actually feels like the punchline since i understood where it goes from the start. The delivery didn’t help, it just states the obvious and does this annoying “all-knowing” face that the writer keeps making the artist draw as if an “oh you 😏” will make things funnier. IT DOES NOT. It’s like how the laugh track is put in place only for forcing the audience to laugh. I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WEIRD SMIRKING FACE AT THE END OF EVERY JOKE BECAUSE OF THIS.

Another example: The first episode, the one with Duke in it. The joke in there is that Bruce Wayne is weird, and Duke has to react like he’s weird and concerned. So straight man comedy, sure. But it isn’t that weird? Bruce is Batman. Everyone knows Batman is weird. This isn’t new or surprising. Duke joined Wayne manor because he knew Bruce was Batman. Duke is already set up to know Bruce is Batman and what Batman does. A laser grid for regular precautions isn’t even a big deal. The dinosaur joke could’ve been funny, but I’m not sure wtf happened because it’s humorous but still not funny? Duke immediately gets corrected and is disappointed… ok… It’s not like Duke said anything else he could’ve thought of about a robot dinosaur safety measure that could’ve put a funny image in our heads. WFA actually later revisits this same joke to use in a chapter about a Duke dream. They literally repeated a joke. It was funnier the second time, I’ll give them that.

The chapter about raising your hand if you’ve ever done something or whatever, it wasn’t funny. It’s mostly just about proving a point about the writer knowing canon comics. The part with Duke tho, with that scared face he keeps making, I feel like that’s the part where the audience is being told to laugh, and I’m not laughing. “Isn’t it crazy that canon comics does this??? Isn’t funny that Duke reacts to canon events for being logically weird!!!” I don’t know, I’ve been seeing a lot of meta self-insulting media lately that cringes at it’s own story (coughs Marvel coughs Harley Quinn) and it’s been getting tiring how over done it is. The media hates itself wowie. Satire has a format, it’s not like you can start insulting everything and call that funny. Duke is a superhero/vigilante living in a superhero world, he knows stuff happens every other day. Why would your own superhero teammate find the events that usually occur while being a hero so weird? That’s expected, he should expect that. It’s not like Duke is some innocent civilian who never fights insane superpowered criminals, that’s literally his unofficial official job. He’s not starting out as a vigilante during WFA’s timeline, he already is one. Why would Duke not expect that in a superpowered world?????

Much of every chapter has a comedy issue of some kind. It’s hard to explain for me because almost every episode I read was just not funny, explaining it all seems too big. It’s never been under the comedy genre, it’s slice of life after all, but it’s definitely pushing for humor. Maybe i just don’t get the jokes.

[ratguy-nico]

Hey there! What’s your favorite episode of Bob’s Burgers that no one ever seems to talk about?

Oh my, a question from Bab!

This is a hard one cause I'm a basic bitch and my favs episodes are the most popular or known episodes.

So hopping is an underdog I will say "Bob Day Afternoon" S2-E2

Dunno if you know this but Mickey is actually my fav secondary character, there I said it. For me the Movie is a 100th times better cause of Mickey.

So yeah big fan of this episode. And is also the episode we meet Bosco so two big shots are introduce in this one.

But great characters introduction at side. I love this episode cause we have:

-the Louise and Mickey phone call, "MY DADDY, MY DADDY IS IN THERE!"

-the Gene in Robot College(the robot jerking off? wtf)

-Tina punching Bosco and getting punch back (SHE IS A CHILD, MAN)

-the total humilation of Jimmy Pesto

-the family saying goodby to Bob, the cries, the caos, I still quote till this day "Come back safe Bobby, don't leave me with these frigging kids"

-the fish drawing (A Fish Name Tina first reference before the episode even existed)

-"What are you, hot or cool?"

-Linda, Teddy and Mort offering themselves to do everything, most things to Bob XD

-the obvious beef to the police operations? LOVE

-and Mickey, cause yes MICKEY, Mickey flirting with Bob? The rizz of this man (Bob, I mean)

I think I have seen this episode at least 5 times, and I know you would think that that is not so many times but I have never rewatched the show, I just keep going back to that episode, and is actually the episode I show to people when introducing them to the show. I'm like "Look how good this is it, give it a try, pls".

And fun fuct. Until finishing the series AND the movie I didn't knew Mickey was voiced by BILL HADER like wtf? I love that gay-not-gay mothefucka. It all made so much sense. Just cause of that and the whole Rodney think is that I'm convinced that Mickey is gay. Change my mind.

And this was my essay on why I love Mickey, I hope I have answered your question. Thankiu and goodnight.

(if you read me a little weird, I've got a cold and I'm on a lot of meds)

Love you Babs ❤️❤️❤️

[frankenbirdz]

oh my god i just realized i’ve never posted dark on this blog !!!! (he’s literally my banner wtf am i doing) here’s a collection of arts featuring my robot guy + frankie, his mad scientist bestie !!!!

rambles about them under the cut eeeee

so this guy’s name is dark black and he used to be human but then he died and then his ghost accidentally got stuck in a robot oops! don’t u just hate it when that happens?

dark’s best friend’s name is frankie moreno, and she built the robot body he’s possessing!! she’s a robotics student i think, and she slays sooooo hard i love her sm

i specifically wanted to give dark all three primary colors, but then i was like what if it was cmyk bc he’s a robot lmaoooo, so dark is mostly the cyan and frankie is mostly magenta, and then there’s a surprise third part to their trio named victor who is mostly the yellow! someday i will draw him. someday…

i gotta draw these guys more often, i miss ‘em, i’ve been working on their story and the world the live in forever and i wanna get it out of my head someday. webcomic era perhaps!! thank u for reading about them i love u sm k thnx byeeeeeeeee <3333

[cyberdragoninfinity]

My fave part of your art collage has to be the fact that you can see primo get more and more cinderblocked and I love it

THANK YOU it makes me laugh so hard seeing wtf happened to his headshape over the last year + some months of me drawing him

ABSOLUTELY WILD. IDK WHAT HAPPENED. he done got in the squareifyer. enwiden your robot today. it really truly is just this post.

the peemo's scrunch.....

[tobiasdrake]

The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, Episode 10 - Someday in the Rain

Previously on Yuki Show HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

YUKI WAS HIT BY A GODDAMN

Oh. No. She's fine. Okay. Whew. Legit thought we were putting her into the hospital for a few episodes.

Though she's certainly incredibly shaken up by it. Near-death experience will do that to a person.

Try to have only one of those. Yuki gets really sensitive about it if summer goes on too long.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

That is not Escapism Yuki's voice. That is Original Flavor Yuki's voice. So she did get hit by the car.

There are a million things that could be going on right here and my mind is racing. My going theory right now is that Yuki's original Space Robot program is embedded in her mind like an emergency backup system, in case anything happens to her human self. Possibly with all of Haruhi's powers still in her.

Getting hit by that car was enough of a jolt to activate that backup system. Escapist Yuki's in sort of a coma? That's what I think, anyway.

Either that or she Isekai'd into the other show and we got their Yuki in a cosmic Character Exchange Program.

Or both! Yuki Isekai'd into some sort of fantasy world which activated the backup system in her now-vacant body. That makes sense. That's definitely it. :P

What I'm certain of is that poor Ryoko is not prepared for this.

I'm not prepared for this. Suddenly, out of nowhere after nine straight episodes of fun slice of life romping, the plot has returned.

The dramatic irony here is intense, made worse by the overarching layer of WTF hanging over the entire scene. Yuki seems perplexed by the way Ryoko's acting and Ryoko has no idea what's going on with Yuki.

Imagining being able to go to the hospital just in case. Man, not having to live under late-stage capitalism must be great.

This. This right here. This is my escapist fantasy.

Does Yuki know she's in her escapist fantasy world right now? Does she think she's going to go to SOS Brigade after school to monitor Haruhi?

Is she aware that she, not Haruhi or Mikuru, is the person that's kinda-sorta seeing Kyon?

I. Think. She does? I mean. It's not like this world just sort of happened out of nowhere. She should know where she is. Especially since she can't hook up to the Data Entity over space wifi on account of deleting it.

I just. I am so lost.

I mean. She panicked out so hard that her emotions turned off. So that is technically correct, sort of? The part that went bon is not, at present, going kyu.

@_@ This episode.

I am depressed. I keep forgetting you exist but then you show up to remind me.

Nah, I kid. Taniguchi's kind of a dipshit but I'm pretty sure he hasn't done any shit on the level of things Haruhi, Tsuruya, and Kyon have done. At least, I don't remember him doing anything like that. I do keep forgetting he exists, though. Him and Kyon's Friend #2 over there.

He's starved for female attention and doesn't seem too picky about it. The "Women are unicorns" type that's probably never had a chance to get to know a woman as a friend before. Which is why he jumps at any chance to ride on Kyon's coattails and hang out with Haruhi, Mikuru, and Yuki, despite having previously (accurately) claimed that Haruhi's a dangerous lunatic and Kyon should stay away.

Unfortunately, "Women are unicorns" is something that happens a lot in cultures that draw strict dividers along the gender binary. Both Japan and the U.S. have that issue in different ways.

So Taniguchi seems like a fairly common example of the teenage boy that doesn't really understand women because he's rarely really met one but who does know that the burden of masculinity measures his personal worth in how successful he is with The Chicks. He doesn't have any particular relationship with any particular person that he cares about; He's just on a personal mission to strike out and seize the nebulous concept of "Girlfriend".

A typical affliction at his age, and one he'll either grow out of... or grow further into.

It's interesting that Yuki isn't doing anything.

She's over there reading her book, which is a sharp departure from Escapist Yuki playing her video games. But she's not. Doing. Anything. Not making any sort of fuss about the reality she's in, or the fact that she's in it. Not trying to observe Haruhi. Why would she? She knows she made this world, right?

She's just.

Existing.

It almost feels like she's waiting for her system to reboot or something.

He is trying super hard to engage her in conversation. Which. Good for him. This episode is genuinely hard to watch because I just. I feel so bad. For everyone. And I still don't know why this is happening.

Somehow still managing to have sweet, emotional moments despite having lost the bulk of her emotional range and largely reset to AI. I mean. Original Flavor did have a capacity for sentimentality, after all. She wanted that mask.

I kinda want to know how this Yuki is reacting to the basic reality of having a human body. We saw a bit of it with Ryoko tending to her wounds earlier. Yuki was just gonna walk it off. She's accustomed to instantaneous self-regeneration.

Her old body was humanoid but it was very much an android. She was in standby mode for three years, sitting in her apartment doing absolutely nothing unless booted up by activity at her door. Humans can't do that.

So I'm intensely curious to see Yuki reacting to her newfound humanity.

But I also want our Yuki to come back.

So. Conflicted.

Oh shit. She knows. She has to remember the eternal summer, right? Haruhi, this episode is so fucking tense. Out of nowhere.

Uhhhhhhh Ryoko are you okay there bud? You. Uh. You're not System Rebooting too, are you?

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR BRAIN

EMOTE YOU USELESS ROBOT

T_T I have so many feelings for Yuki right now and I have no idea which ones to have because she's returned to the stone face.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS EPISODE IS TENSE AND SWEET AND HEARTWRENCHING AND HEARTFELT AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have never been more confused by an episode of Haruhi in my life. Which, to be fair, is probably because Itsuki's usually here to explain the plot in tremendous detail.

NO

FUCK YOU

HOW DARE THOSE BE THE LAST WORDS OF THE EPISODE

[unnamed-proxy]

Ok let’s go I’m ready to ramble about literally all of these 3,2,1 go

1; Funny story actually. I had left the fnaf fandom a little bit before Help Wanted came out and had been long since burnt out on fnaf after hyperfixating on it since fnaf 4s trailer dropped. So I had little to no idea wtf was happening at the time and one of the YouTubers I watched posted an animation of the Freddy beatboxing meme with GR Fred and Sun screaming at the end (Seeks Animation And Stuff if you were wondering). Had zero clue who they were at the time and kind of just brushed it off with only mild curiosity on who this weird sun faced dude was, forgot about it soon after. THEN more SB gameplay gets recommended to me on YouTube and I’m faced with the reality of “wait that guy was in the game???” Leading me to start getting into it all, find out more about security breach, Moonman enters my life, hyperfixation quickly ensues and now I’m here!

2: Kellen Goffs voice performance, was also a hardcore Funtime Freddy fan back in 2016 so needless to say he hooked me pretty easily.

3: Since about December 27th around!

4: lol no

5: This piece probably

6: Gosh, when it comes to this fandom it’s genuinely hard to pick. It’s a HARD tie between horror and romance. DCA writers have a knack for writing the most out-there crackships into a masterpiece and, as a multi shipper, I end up consuming a lot of those fics very frequently. But also my initial love for Moon in particular was how well he contrasted Sun and their attempts at friendliness, so to get some horror content based on his actions, ESPECIALLY from Sunny’s perspective, never fails to disappoint.

7: Oh without a doubt ‘Like Clockwork’ by Gallexy Cat. It is such a good read and one of the only Y/n fics I’ve ever been able to get invested in (No offense to all the writers in this fandom who do x Reader and the like ofc y’all are great) I definitely recommend it to anyone reading this!

8: Nope

9: They are so fucking ugly in the best way possible. It’s such a nice contrast between the decals and the actual models, the posters set up such expectations and I feel like all the inconsistencies between the two versions perfectly encapsulates how Fazbear treats its robots. Sun & Moon are so unkept and nasty they SCREAM neglect more then anything else and it makes me want to vomit and then give them a little pat on the head and make them my scroingly doinglys. And I think it’s that uglyness that allows such creativity and freedom in redesigns and interpretations from the fandom! If they looked more appealing in game, we wouldn’t be as inclined to completely rework them from the ground up like we do now. Aka, absolutely hideous, disgusting, god awful and uncanny /pos

10: Mainly autism, but also because they’re insanely fun to draw and are personally intertwined with my artstyle in a way that leads me to always come back to them when I drop out of a hyperfixation/fandom. They’re like those old worn out toys that you always say you’re going to sell or give away or put in storage but every time you open up the moving box and see them at the top of all your stuff you just feel the need to snuggle with them and play with them for what you always say will be the final time, if that makes any sense.

11: Hooooboy, character design wise? Moon, 1000% Moon. But as a *character* I’d have to go with Sun, since I don’t think that Moon is much of a character without Sun in tow when boiled down. As much as I love my unhinged nightlight spider I’ll be picking Sunny on this one, way more writing potential and stuff to experiment with even without their counterpart and…. In game predicament.

12: They are…. Not what I expected to say the least. Not in a bad way though! As I imagine most of the fandom does, I have a lot of thoughts about them. They make no sense and they logically shouldn’t exist in the ways they do but at the same time they’re my father now and there’s nothing you can do to pry them away from me. So many ways to interpret them, so many questions, so much angst potential- are they a Steven universe fusion between the two? A factory reboot for a daycare ai while Sun and Moon are still the theater personalities? Something entirely different and an entire new person that just isn’t mentioned in the base game???? Are they the original attendant and Sun and Moon are the branch offs or is it the other way around? Are they in denial? Are they stupid? Are Sun and Moon still alive or was the ‘Thank you’ their last words? What is going on??? Idk but I love it because all I’m seeing is a soft spoken little creature who deserves better and they can do no wrong and you’re crazy if you think otherwise, your honor.

13: Getting into big headcannon territory with this one, but I am under the strong belief that the virus simply turns up the flaws of the bots AIs to a hundred and seeing what happens. I feel like Pre-glitch Sunny was much more akin to their fannon interpretation, happy go lucky, childish, playful, albeit with quite awful self esteem and anxiety and maaaybeee just a teeeny weeeny bit of a pushover turned people pleaser by circumstance.

14: Soft Moon truther stepping up to the stand rn. In my opinion PG Moon was more or less the same as Security Breach Moon, though significantly toned down. He was pleasant, soft spoken like Eclipse, much more emotionally stable than Sunny, but definitely a prankster at heart and unwilling to put up with the staffs BS. He probably had a bit of a temper, leading to his bad reputation amongst the employees and ultimately being the patient zero of the virus, but while in a good mood he’d just do a little mischief after hours with nothing too harmful, just annoying at worse while he kicks his feet up into the air and laughs until he’s out of breath while you glare at him and wait for him to calm down. I believe that in Ruin he’s simply just angry because of how long he was kept out of control and wants to get back at Sun for it, unaware of their reasons and unwilling to listen because of the genuine, pent up rage from being trapped for so long.

15: I’m privy to both interpretations honestly! Though I very much lean towards them being entirely separate beings that just so happen to share a body and try to make the most of it, but with Eclipse factored into the conversation the idea of them being two wayward halves of one lost identity has been getting more and more appealing the more I’m exposed to it. And no, at the end of the day I don’t really think it matters.

16: More exploration of how Sun and Moons relationship and personality’s got to where it is now. What were they like at the beginning? Did they always hate each other? Did they use to be separate people? Why were they combined? How did everything go down after they were infected? What events took place in between Cassy’s memories of having such nice, good times in the daycare and the unstable nightmare of Ruin and Security breach? There’s a lot of potential for that and I don’t think people consider it enough!

17: Reader insert content honestly, it’s fine in doses but it does get kind of tiring after awhile. Especially for someone like me who’s never been much of a fan of that kind of content. Once again no offense to anyone who makes that content /gen

18: Moons mini game in Help Wanted 2!! :D:D

19: According to the cannon content we have? Stars above absolutely not. Sun would make me so anxious and I don’t think I need to even explain for Moon.

20: I feel like the puppet, ballora, and the DCA should all get in a room together and have a little hang out. I wanna see Moon and Ballora have an overly-flexible-acrobatic spider off while Sun gives Charlie the childhood that was stolen from her (while Moon keeps her calm with his music box maybe?) I love all the little parallels and threads that tie the humanoid characters together a lot, seeing them together -even in my own daydreams- just makes me happy lol

alright dca fandom, here's some questions bc i'm curious. the funky jesters make our brains go brr, but why? treat it as an ask game or answer in the tags if you feel like it! :)

how did you get here?

why these characters in particular? what was the hook for you?

how long have you been here?

have you actually played fnaf sb?

if you make content, what's your favorite piece you've contributed?

what's your favorite sort of art or fic? what genre/flavor/style?

what's your favorite au?

do you have any ocs, or have any ocs you're fond of?

what do you think of the dca's canon appearance? Scary? Cute? Something else?

what keeps you in this fandom despite the very small amount of canon content the dca had?

be honest: if you had to pick only one, sun or moon?

thoughts on eclipse?

thoughts on pre-glitch sun?

thoughts on pre-glitch moon?

do you interpret sun and moon as two sides of the same person, or truly two separate beings in one body? does it matter?

what's something in the fandom you'd like to see more of?

what's something in the fandom you'd like to see less of?

anything you're looking forward to?

do you think you'd actually get along with the dca if you met them irl?

free space! talk about whatever's on your mind!

[officeobject]

AI images takes up a lot of energy.

Your local 9 year old is genuinely a better option for getting images.

Benefits:

- Won't take a lot of energy from planet

- Unique style

- Will make it prettier

- Can probably draw what you want

- Smart enough to not need you to correct a billion times before giving up

- Easy to pay (or not)

- Easy to convince to get free art from

Source: I know at least one 9 year old.

That being said, I've of coursed used AI to make art for me (when I wasn't busy giving up or getting frustrated), because it's free and won't require me to socialize with people, but not only did I learn about the fact that AI art takes up a lot of energy, but also, here are some downsides:

- Most AI art generators are made from other's art but without their consent

- It probably looks ugly AF

- It's probably not in the style that you wanted 😐

- It's probably not even that accurate to what you wanted but your standards got lowered enough 👍

- It probably looks fake AF

- It looks off

- There's probably some mistakes that you've prayed to God that people won't realize

- It's probably just off enough for it to be frustrating

- You had to go through talking to some AI that clearly wasn't meant to be a chatbot

- The entire process of getting something that is just about accurate enough

- You can't feature it in art things, it's basically just "yeah, kinda like this" type of stuff

- Picrews exist and are more fun, 100% free, and you won't get as much frustration + the artwork was made by a human artist for you to do stuff with + most have reasonable rules

- You get existential

- It really feels like you're talking to a robot

- The AI will probably forget previous requests

So, since AI art = bad no matter what ...

Draw my OCs 😐 (in reality, art takes a lot of energy, and typically has love and a thought-process - it's an action done by another human being to you, and to be what you want it to be, and it can cost things financially, and most artists are underappreciated and/or underpayed, so a fair payment is fair, plus, some don't even ask for much, or you can just convince a 9 year old to draw a dog for you or whatever - that being said, I should still get free art 😎).

I have many OCs that one could draw, some would even be fun to draw again (and by that I mean "fun for me to see drawn again"), but the ones I got AI images of to show what they looked like, before I realized how crap that AI art is, are probably a great start.

I know I have a local 13 year old who is willing to draw for free for some reason (I don't know, I also ask him wtf), but like, he's rarely online, and 13 year olds can be talented and not act like typical teens, so if I HAVE to socialize with someone new, a 13 year old would probably be best - also because I can't seem to fecking talk to most people, properly, and I SERIOUSLY don't wanna talk to people, but if someone reaches out to me and gives free art, I ain't gonna say "no".

In return for free art, I can give:

- Nothing. Dude, I'm asking for free art, the rational response would be to just ignore my account.

- The permission to platonically simp for me (I mean you already have that, but it's hard not to want it when getting to know me, LOL).

- I don't know, a virtual sandwich or something.

[freakish-hazzard]

Robots are so cool but they are soo hard to draw wtf

[furiousofpanda]

Man this. Just this. /pos

I'm going to go in depth about what I dislike personally and why as a self indulgent rant so feel free to ignore.

I can see it, I've had the turrets ruin the fun for a lot of my friends, and some room generations aren't terrible, it's only really the room with 3 (two on one side and one on the other) and the long walkway generation (usually a keyword room??? Why)

The turrets function like the detection security cams in bioshock, and if you've never played bioshock just know it takes a while to understand their blindspots, but once you do it can be very easy as long as you don't take risks. Certain room generations though REALLY push this to an almost unfair way though so.. Glad you can go an entire run without seeing them too if your lucky.

I do like the voicelines you get when shutting down the turrets, adding on to the pounding echochamber message that we are not welcome in Hadal blacksite. They could take this further though.

I'm a sucker for robots, like robot characters I love so SO much. I loved the old painter because it had the same charm HAL and AM have, but the newer one is giving defective turret + Glados. Not going to lie I prefer the old one because it feels they are almost talking too much portal insp for me just for one character revamp. The new VA isnt bad by any means but I do prefer the old, computer default tts because it gives more originality to the character rather than having a human voice instead. I do like the new face though, the idea given the painters file, it's totally possible for it to draw itself a face and "animate" it. (deleting the entire page and redrawing it within seconds bc it computer or C&P)

Old painter (I've jokingly called the "Ai-rtist" because they just feel too different) makes more sense given the whole deal with urban shade. It added a creep factor that was generally something they could have profited off of, especially with more painter voicelines, imagine if those were in the old voice? It would definitely scare some people. But the new voice feels almost.... I don't want to say out of character but it's almost too goofy for what it's trying to do. It entirely breaks the tension for me in what is supposed to be a horror game? Am I reading this right?

This game can't decide if it wants to be lethal company or scp: containment breach and I wish it would stick to its roots a bit more. There's nothing wrong with making a game more goofy but not when it soils the experience.

I never really understood the drama with the... Co-creator? Creator? Of sebastion. Like Dawg you made a tumblr sexyman you kinda have to deal with the consequences/j

In all seriousness sebastion's character with the update does go hard for the most part, I think making him meaner was a good thing for the whole atmosphere of the game, some diologue though (mainly in pre-game lobby, like when he says "hey morons, come down here and get your stuff!") Is just not entirely in sebastions voice and need to be re-recorded in my opinion. Not all of them but just a select few. You get what I mean.

With the ring bs, I don't get it, it WOULD be cool and understandable if it was some sort of character cannonically referenced in game and not a self-insert. If it was originally built this way it could have some very cool complexities to his character. It could be possible for him to get A ring but not THE ring. It's incredibly unlikely and also, like you mentioned, it wouldn't fit his fingers. If anything to me it's like a part from a metal pipe he removed because in my eyes that's the only thing I can see happening. (My dad's a plumber, pipes have these little ring things with them idk what they are called)

Anyways. I'd get it if you like your character but you can't just randomly shoot down or ban people because they appreciate your FICTIONAL CHARACTER in a VIDEOGAME, the same way. Also I caught wind your not allowed to draw seb in a dress wtf is going on chat- what is happening to Artistic freedom goddamn

If I ever draw sebastion now, it's only going to be in the girlist dress alive

Unrelated but I do like the visual revamps for the anglers. The anglerfish glowey thing makes total sense, I LOVE the new files, we love some good lore amiright? The squirrel stapler reference fits right at home with the vibes the devs are going for plus the iron lung is the game takes.

About the files. I've walked right past some of the newer ones time and time again because of how oddly they are placed. All the previous ones (except for the one before the cable fix area) are in plain sight so that you would be stupid to miss it even in the dark. Most of the new ones you have to dig for. (except for the ones in random rooms in heavy containment) maybe I'm missing something? Idk but it it just not great placement wise.

This is my friends and I favorite game to play together next to SCOTL, so some of this is just after my 100+ games

Hopefully the previous user who asked this didn't read this but uh, hey, if you did yeah. Take a step back, Hopefully (at least in my book) all this weird drama will boil put of is system eventually. Either that or the Fandom will implode on itself and take the dev team with it (from experience it ends in either one or the other) which makes this hyperfix totally useless

uhggh I just wanna get this off my chest abt pressure

ever since the new update, the games been less enjoyable for me. Not just bc of the zerum drama, but also the painter. The autoturrets are quite difficult for someone who’s played doors and pressure since release

and then there’s Sebastian. Idk but the ring left a bad taste on my tongue bc pressure isn’t abt romance. Plus it doesn’t help that both zerum and simps have been whining abt the “marriage” constantly

I just miss when pressure was a fish doors game and there wasn’t this much shit surrounding a new fandom

Yeah i honestly do quite understand you- I didn't really know about Pressure before until the collab between Pressure and Regretevator which got me interested in the game but i do understand how upsetting it is when something like a game, show, etc you enjoy ends up getting a lot of controversy around it- i have experienced it many times before :(

I haven't played the new update yet (being busy with school and plus- i prefer to play on the days that I don't have school- :b) however i have seen it through videos and- for me the autoturrets seem pretty complicated to get through, (this is coming from someone who has beaten doors as well as other games that are hard-) plus i have seen a video where somehow the autoturrets managed to get rid a bunch of health to someone despite them hiding which- uh i don't think that's quite fair- ;D i know pressure is supposed to be a hard game but- from what i've seen, I don't really like the autoturrets either- :b

I have seen many people upset with the change to painter- personally, i like both versions of painter (the old and new one- :D) but I do understand why people are upset about it- the old one I can't really explain well but it definitely had some sort of charm to it that the new version doesn't quite have- but I do see why the devs wanted to change painter :D

And about the marriage thing- yeah I don't feel like the ring really quite fits- don't get me wrong it does look nice on Sebastian but I personally don't think it quite fits in like Sebastian's lore- as someone who absolutely loves reading the lore of characters, I personally don't like it when things end up contradicting each other in it- like i'm pretty sure when you get sent to prison they take everything but i MEAN EVERYTHING you have on you, even rings- and even if Sebastian was able to keep the ring in prison, I definitely doubt Urbanshade would let him keep it after- and also,,,the fact that he also um- grew a lot. I don't think the ring is gonna fit on him anymore- ;D this may be silly to some people for me to get upset about something like this but- idk i just genuinely don't like when things in lore just,,, doesn't make sense- this is just my opinion tho !

honestly i also find it quite ridiculous how much people as well as Zerum have been making the marriage thing such a huge deal- the way how some people get genuinely pissed about it is something that I find quite concerning but how Zerum acts about it is also something that I find pretty strange and iffy and maybe kinda,,,immature- some of her comments i did see it kinda condescending and just- not really an appropriate way to like- react, y'know? It actually concerns me honestly- :/

I just feel like many of these things, especially the controversy, could've been handled better- from what i'm seeing, it does seem Zeal is trying to improve himself as well as the game by recognizing things he's been doing wrong so- i do have some hope that things end up getting better in the end !! I really like Pressure and I wanna see it improve and continue growing since it's a pretty good game !! ^^ i do wanna make some posts about Pressure (i did plan making a post about Sebastian where i just put show some of my headcanons about him with some drawings :3) and just- have fun with posting about the game without so many controversy surrounding it- :b

also, if its really affecting you- I do recommend to not focus on the controversy and also maybe like- not interact with the community- like maybe take a break from it !! as someone who used to like- get involved with controversies in the past, it can be pretty unhealthy- in the end, focusing on all of the dramas and controversies in the internet and getting involved in it as well can end up just- stressing you out and maybe even just your mental health get worse- which is why i recommend to just sometimes distance yourself from the community and game if it gets too bad- and do things you enjoy doing ! I may not really know you anon but- please remember that your mental health is more important, okay? :D (this also goes to the rest of you !! Your mental health is more important- please take care of yourself !!)

that's mostly all i wanted to say- sorry for the very long response btw ;D im a very huge yapper sometimes even if i try to avoid being one lol-

[lynnbutlertron]

Fuck the drawing requests- WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NEW EPISODES 👁️ 🫵 THEY ARE MARRIED

OH GOD… First of all thank you for asking thats so nice wtf.

SPOILERS BTW, OBVIOUSLY……. I apologise this is very geared towards ep 9 and mr b but he just means the world to me so.

I mean overall, I am so fucking happy they focussed on mr b for the “award winning” episode. The fact they completely fleshed him out actually reduced me to tears i feel so SEEN as like one of the only die hard mr b fans 😭😭😭 he is my everything.

I am obsessed with all of the different physical changes he went through (“whore” lynn is my personal favourite oh my GOD!!! expect me to draw him later). it’s such a happy surprise with the way they took his story, i have no problem with him being catholic and most of the things they introduced made me so happy and BOY WAS IT FUCKING HEARTBREAKING??? christ

But i am so unhappy they retconned the whole “mr b was there for the digging up of the clones.”

What happened???? What the fuck?? I loved the idea that young mr b was there helping him out. I get that they wanted the whole fridge-full-of-clones-mr-b-chooses-joan-and-they-immediately-connect thing to keep things simple visually and get the point across, but it would have been so much better if we saw something that actually related back to this picture. :( So sad

The only possible explanation i could think of is that the robot in the photo isn’t mr butlertron, but a different model of the butlertron robot that somehow stopped working and that’s why scudworth wanted mr b- for him to replace the old model that he had. Dunno!! I think that’s what i’m going to think of now but if you have a better idea do tell me!!

I’m also confused as to why his name isn’t lynn anymore? What? I’m still gonna call him lynn idc

Also mr b calling someone by their name had me SCREAMING!!!!! (now call scudworth cinnamon. Do it. Make it gay)

I really hope scud and mr b end up being joan’s foster dads… They are such a good family. And joan REALLy needs a stable family figure in her life, mr b is basically the closest thing she has to a dad. I really want to draw something with them (and i think i got an ask to do that, and i am so happy) so stay tuned tehee

Mr b is bisexual by the way i don’t give a shit. “I thought we agreed on 8 dollars and a hug” genuinely lives in my head and i will not stop quoting it. He is so. AGHDHGGHH. GGHH.. SOMEONE HOLD HIM (scudworth)

Scudworth being sincere to mr b is such a specific and sweet thing to me because he just completely mellows out and is so like… silly. Idk you don’t see him act any other way with anyone else EVER. Old gays for real. I don’t care it’s not a fucking friendship they are married. Hehe…

I don’t even need to say anything about the whole “i’m already in heaven” thing. I’m just so unbelievably happy that mr butlertron finally feels like he has someone he can trust and rely on… My brain has been reduced to mush via old gay men thanks so much clone high.

Also i’m in PIECES over all the kahlopatra moments. Cleo looks so much happier with frida then she ever did with jfk and abe and i :))))))))))) That makes me so happy. Gay love truly stays winning in clone high

That’s all i can think about for now… Although i’ve definitely missed stuff. Gonna go home and watch the episodes again to refresh my memory and then i’ll get to drawing.

i’m so sorry for the incoherent rambles… I LOVE CLONE HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vinnival]

hi there, I was wondering if I could get a madcom x reader thing? I want the main 3, tricky, and mag agent torture with a short, slightly chubby/thicc s/o, who draws and makes comics, and has s/h scars and stretch marks. And can they be wholesome/flirty themed? Thank you :)

yeas anon......... youre r very true......vvalid.....

so basically: hold gentle

HANK

i think the favorite thing this man likes to do with people shorter than him is just stand right up to them and look down directly into their eyes

this tall piece of shit likes the intimidation factor a lot

Definitely just lurks around you and watches you draw- starts by sitting across the room and watching you as you h7nch over your latest work

It's just his thing, let him do it

Sometimes he'll say random things that catch your attention, mostly random words rasped out that are vaguely related to your drawings

After enough time he just starts sitting by you and leaning harshly on your side, his weight nearly toppling you (from a seated position, as well)

I don't think you'd mind though

Maybe he'll end up laying his head in your lap someday because pillowe.... pilloow...

It's basically agreed by the entire fandom that when this man wants something (be it items, knowledge, or anything like that) he will be very persistent and will do anything to get it

So good luck trying to keep him from just laying on you because you're perfectly cuddle-able

Likes to trace over your s/h scars sometimes, he thinks they're wonderful symbols of how strong you are and how far you've come

Just straight up fuckin . covers ur mouth when you start pointing out how bad your stretch marks look, because let's be honest, stretch marks are wonderful n cute and it's okay to have them (coming from someone who has stretch marks!)

SANFORD

Baby boy just adores you wtf !!! wtf .

He treats you so fuckin wonderfully istg he just wants you 2 he happy w urself and will fully support you with almost anything (almost)

Kisses u a lot everywhere!!! Loves seeing you blush/get flustered because he knows you're happy when you do

Will probably lay in your lap while you draw and just stare at you, just enamored

My beloved !!!

World cold and hard, s/o soft and warm -both of u

I hc only Hank and Dei can purr, but if Sanford could, he definitely would purr SO much around u it's insane

DEIMOS

Would definitely show you off to other people

And brag about how he got so lucky

"my s/o is the coolest and most gorgeous s/o alive sorry guys I'm just right"

Likes dancing with you !!! And definitely loves just holding you whenever he can

He likes how soft you feel rhrgrrgrvr

Will also make little quality of life robots for u... a pencil sharpener gadget that can also function as an eraser, ink pen, AND paintbrush? Made, done, yes

Loves it when you laugh at his jokes it makes him feel SOOSOSO good

Your laugh in general just makes him AUGH (/pos

"You make my sketchbooks smell with your nasty cigarettes" "EY toots I'm trying my best"

Pokes you sometimes

Just likes to poke you

If you're ever cold he'd warm you up no problem !!!! Cuddle time

Likes that you're shorter than hiMSMDJFNFM

TRICKY

*slaps head of tricky* this mf can fit so much RELATE in it

I hc them to be chubby too !! He IS dead so they kinda bloated plus hofnarr being originally pretty chubby (imo) also adds to it

So it's just you two being happy and supporting each other all the time . .... .. omf... .. . . . . ... . ..

Endless compliments (some weirder than others but thats just the clowns way of showing love)

You also return compliments and every time you do he shakes a little more intensely with happiness

Would kill for you

HAS killed for u

No one disrespects clowns s/o

They love hugs so much so so so so much. PHYSICAL AFFECTION YESYES

when you draw it's all over the drawings, spilling out compliment after compliment

which in turn makes you flush bc it's brutally honest everyone knows this so their compliments are extremely genuine

Take this clown to any amusement park, entertainment attraction, anything like that, and they're head over heels x10

JUST SPOIL HIM they'll spoil u back x1000

MAG TORTURE

BIG MAN

hold u SO GENTLE

he loves u so much omf. your shape, your warmth, your personality, sends the giant WILD

purring like a tractor headass (lovingly)

He loves it when you gently pet his head n stuff, it feels nice

cannot keep his eyes off of you he just loves looking at you and can't express his love with words so

He just stares until you notice and look, and he does a little heart with his fingers :)

If anyone were to make fun of u OOPS pancake now

dadeng tor doesn't know anything about the flattened grunt in the right wing, must've been another MAG

Loves it when you bump your head against his, as we all know it's a kiss :)

PROTECTION MODE ALWAYS ON

GUESS who accidentally posted this I'll finish it babe dw dw dw

okay I did it I hope u liked it HSHDSN

[egg-baby-official]

I had a weird, completely incoherent Deltarune dream. (Omg am I one of the cool kids now?)

So I have a hard time remembering stuff that happens in my dreams so bear with me here. Theres only bits and pieces. I remember that the chapter played out more like a TV show than a video game, and I started watching about halfway through so I missed a lot of context and build up.

The thing i remember most is that the TV head guy that everyone keeps drawing was there. He was big and wide, and wore a purpleish pinstripe suit. Also his name wasn't Mike and everyone was pissed about it. It was Barry.

Spamton was there for some reason. Which is weird because I dont think about Spamton all too often. (I'm sad because Ralsei and Susie were nowhere to be found in my dream?? Whaddahell.) I think this was put into my brain by some cool fanart I saw yesterday. Anyways he and Barry were totally coworkers if you catch my drift. Roommates even.

It was Kris's birthday at some point. And they spent it with Spamton and Barry in this subway station for some reason? They took this subway train there that was really colorful and had lots of quirky characters that I cant remember but they didnt talk to anyway so whatever. It was very reminiscent of the splatoon octo expansion.

(Where the fuck are ralsei and susie???)

Um I think at one point Barry and Spamton went off on their own to explore this abandoned part of the station. And something happened that I cant remember but it caused Spamton to go all weird and fucked up again like during the neo fight. (He was really really big, and grey. But other than that I cant remember the design. But it was Fucked Up and Evil)

Barry said something like "Why did I show you this..." Which I cant even begin to explain. Okay um maybe they found another robot or something like in queens basement? Dude idk dream brains are weird. I think this part was also influenced by that fanart I saw.

But instead of like, fighting or whatever, Spamton just dips. Like he just dies. In the dream it had vibes of like, sacrificing himself or something, but he really just dies for no reason actually. It made Barry sad though =( (Even though Spamton almost crushed him to death) There was a lot of emotional and important dialogue that I just cant remember for the life of me.

I also cant remember anything that happens in the dark world after this. Feel free to make shit up to fill in the blanks idk.

But the chapter ends with a birthday party for Kris in the light world. A decent amount of people were there but the only ones that stood out were Toriel Noelle and Asgore. And for some reason it wasnt at Toriel's house. Actually now that I think about it I think it was at the same apartment type place that I started WATCHING the chapter at. On tv. Dream logic is wack. (I think maybe I was Kris at this point)

Also right at the end Asgore comes in late and everyone just ATTACKS him and he dies and respawns like a minecraft player. I think my brain was just deteriorating at this point. Wtf. Anyways I woke up after that. (I LIKE ASGORE. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN)