#EATS IT FROM THE BACK U SAY...........
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habibisagi · 9 months ago
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"he daydreams about different scenarios he could weave for you, maybe dangerous maybe just humiliating, that he could then rescue you from so that you see him as your saviour"........................
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HI SUNNY IM HERE TO BOTHER U ABOUT BLEACH AGAIN :333 ...... do u perhaps have thots about urahara..... whats he like whats he into what kind of man is he....... ur beautiful mind never disappoints me
HIIIII i’m always down to yap about bleach 🫡 LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT URAHARA
i genuinely think this man was the blueprint for gojo (or just the blueprint in general for the goofy powerful sensei trope) so some of gojo's characterization can fit with him BUT what makes urahara stand apart imo is his intelligence and manipulation. he’s soo good at reading people and understanding their wants and motivations and he hides how calculated he can be behind his easy-going attitude. there are a couple of points in the story where he deliberately manipulated the main characters by doing and saying whatever he needs to get them to do what he wants (he has apologized before and come clean about it after the fact but not always.) urahara is always looking waaaaay into the future and taking whatever steps he needs to take to get there. he does have limits though. he knows when he’s going too far and everything he does is generally for the greater good not just his own personal agenda. very much the embodiment of “the ends justify the means.”
SOOO if we take that and try to guess how he would be in a romantic relationship i think urahara kinda clocks it immediately when you start to feel attracted to him and even worse he knows the second that that initial attraction turns into genuine feelings. i think it could go either way from there depending on what he wants from you. if he’s down for a fling but nothing more i don’t think he’ll change much about himself and if you end up in his bed then it happens. he’s not going to use your feelings against you to get you to sleep with him when he knows he doesn’t want the same thing you do but he’s also not going to stop anything from happening like some moral knight. he’s of the opinion that you’re an adult with your own will and if you wanna have some fun then he’s more than happy to give it to you. (munch enthusiast btw this man eats pussy from the back)
BUUUUT if urahara does want to be in a relationship with you i think everyday is a struggle for him. because he knows. he knows all the words he could whisper in your ear to make you his. it’d be so easy too. a couple of promises about how he won’t treat you the way others have, soothing insecurities you never even told him about, giving you the attention you obviously crave from him. he daydreams about different scenarios he could weave for you, maybe dangerous maybe just humiliating, that he could then rescue you from so that you see him as your saviour. he could have you so easily but he won’t do a thing because he thinks you deserve a genuine love, a true love. so he’ll draw that line for himself and change exactly nothing about how he interacts with you.
it sucks for you in both situations cause you can't tell how this man feels for you at all. you get surface level flirting and some touchiness and that’s it. if you two do end up in a relationship, you’re the one who’s gonna have to initiate a lot of it and do a lot of the heavy lifting at first. it’s only when urahara is sure that the relationship was organic and he can look himself in the mirror and be sure that he didn't manipulate you into being with him that you get his full authentic self.
anyway i love him here are some manga panels that itch my brain
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#SUNNY........ SUNNY WHEN I CATCH YOU SUNNY#dude???? ok first off i love u so bad ur always here for me what if i explode and die fr kjdfhsjk BUT I AM GONNA LOSE IT#SECOND. THE WAY IDEK HIM BUT . THE DESCRIPTIONS OUGHGHG MY GODDDD ITS LIKE U CATERED THEM TO ME NOT U KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT I WANT#THATS SOO CRAZY#im insane abt the scruff and u know that so obvi i was Looking.......... BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT'D BE THIS GOOD??????? .#UR MIND IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MIND IN THE UNIVERSE GODDDDDDD#he sounds so sexy and so interesting AND U SAYING HES LIKE GOJO has me sdkjfhhjdk#he also sounds like he has some form of commitment / abandonment issues which.... is insane#im genuinely feeling so insane rn because sounds like the combination of gojo and oliver btw . like this is how he sounds like to me im#like he sounds super fucking weird.... all that abt manipulation huh........ my ears r so perked up#IM GONNA START BLEACH FOR REAL FOR REAL LIKE I CANT DO THIS U BASICALLY COMBINED BOTH TO ME RN SKDJHF HOLY#i genuinlly cannopt present anything coherent in return im like losing my mind i always take psychic damage when u indulge me its soo bad#EATS IT FROM THE BACK U SAY...........#'good at reading people and understanding their wants and motivations and he hides how calculated he can be behind his easy-going attitude'#<- LIKE THIS IS SO INSANE I FEEL SO INSANE KSDJHFJK#LIKE u know who this sounds like.........imfdkjhgfg#THE COLOR PALETTE AND THE SCRUFF... u know exactly i KJDSHG#he also kinda sound so ;-----; like is he okay........ v_v i will show him love hes so kitty#i need to lay down i cant handle this#urahara#bleach#sunny <3#I LOVE U ...........#peak post#also those panels i feel sooo deranged right now oh my god..
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rowyndodendron · 2 months ago
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Diomedes really cranked the "simp-o-meter for Odysseus" from 0 to 12 in approximately 0.6 seconds in book 10 (choose ur spy buddy) and im snort-laughing.
Partially because of how Unnecessarily Extra Diomedes is.
And then even more so because of how Extremely Done Odysseus is in his reply (every time he uses the "long-suffering Odysseus" epithet i fucking DIE laughing. I can FEEL the -_-)
But also, because I feel like the opposite is more typical (Odysseus having the flowery flattering speeches and Diomedes just, like, "read at 2pm"-ing him in return):
I am choosing to headcanon that Dio is very subtly/very gently teasing/mocking Odysseus. And that Ody has done the "oh i pick Diomedes the incredible, the unmatchable, unwinnable force of the gods' will!!!" thing to him recently and Dio is now just throwing it back at him in a "do u hear what u sound like when u talk???" Kind of way.
Which is why Ody is peak "i am Unamused by this, diomedes" in the scene. Because he knows he's being gently roasted in a way the others likely won't pick up on/which is Just For Him.
And i think that's beautiful
#the iliad#odysseus#diomedes#odydio#diomedes x odysseus#did u know: bullying is a love language for some people#(if the people are called 'Odysseus' and 'Diomedes' anyway)#ody getting his own little dig right back in by “son of tydeus”-ing diomedes#BC YOU DONT PLAY A LITTLE BITCH AT HIS OWN LITTLE BITCH GAME#AND COME OUT OF THAT NOT BITCH-SLAPPED.#i feel like dio is still smirking and Worth It#as soon as they're alone the pair of them just bickering about it#ody: “both of us could come back from the blazing of fire itself” - Really??? are you fucking serious!?#dio: I believe it! i belieeeve!!! ur the bestest strategical tactician the army has ever known ever!!!#ody: shut the fuck up.#dio: that's what u sound like when u say shit like that you know#ody: i do not! dio: yes u do.#ody: i do NOT. i sound thoughtful elegant and poetic when I speak. because i THINK before i open my mouth!#ody: you sounded like a concussed lusty teenager writing his first love letter and abusing a thesaurus to do it#dio:......oh my athena do u really mean it??? ur so sweet to me!!!#ody: i hate you. dio: naah. ody: i do. dio: you don't. ody: i DO. dio: you can't hate me.#ody: i do. the only reason I havent thrown you into the sea is because- dio: you couldn't throw me if the war depended on it?#ody: NO. it's because I don't NEED to. because you made an utter fool of yourself in there.#dio: i did not that's the best bit. they were all eating it right up! believed every word about you. Odysseus 'glory of the greeks!'#ody: shut up dont be so ridiculous#dio: I'm serious. you could piss in their cornflakes as a joke and they'd thank you for the seasoning and praise your ingenuity#ody: this conversation is over. you're clearly too idiotic to have any civilised discourse with#dio: oooh “civilised discourse”. i know you're angry when you pull out YOUR thesaurus. it's hot.#OKAY ENOUGH ENOUGH. JESUS JONEY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO#rowyn reads the iliad
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doodleodds · 4 days ago
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Still feel like always returning after 2 years? /pos
I'd love to see more of your art if you're still doing it, I love looking at your older art hope you have a great day✨️✨️
Haha yeah, I'm still around! Has it really been two years since I last posted?? Good lord. Here's something summery that I finished up as a thanks for sticking with me :) I hope YOU have a great day! ✨️✨️✨️
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bonus image of how many times i had to export to make sure my timing was right lmao
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#thanks for taking the time to say hi anon :) your message was a really nice surprise! I'm still kicking; just not doing art as much any more#it turns out getting a job with odd hours really saps your energy/motivation to do anything when you get home aside from eat dinner :|#& I haven't really been making anything worth posting of late (stopped improving when i stopped drawing; go figure) hence the lack of posts#I'm assuming if youre looking at my blog still youre here for akeshu lol... so heres something old that I thought would be easy to clean up#and i was WRONG this took AGES#fun ages! but agessssssssssss. forgot how much drawing animating actually entails LMAO but it was nice to get back into it :>#also heads up for anyone who doesn't know about color preview in csp: set it to sRGB for the love of god#learned the hard way that having your preview set to 'display' does not accurately tell u what it will look like exported >:|#everything was muted as hell and i had to play w the saturation to fix it because i was NOT manually recoloring every frame. nopeeeeee#hopefully it's not too eye-searing as a result. let me know lmao#anywayyyyyyy YES i am still projecting my habits on my favs-- melona bars are real and they are in fact square and they are delicious!!!!!#i have been eating them lately bc i got a big box at costco. the honeydew and mango are my favs & theyre great for the heat rn#anywhozles! thank u again for reaching out anon! it was very sweet and it really made my day to hear that you still like my old stuff :)#p5#akeshu#worlds most generic-looking akeshu admittedly. but its intended to be them lmao
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sairitaikutsu · 7 months ago
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Manly as a character needs to be studied. I wanna put him in a petri dish like bacteria.
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minblossoms · 15 days ago
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I am gonna make it everybody's problem if Armys keep butting into jm's business because they want him/prefer him to look a certain way.
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unimportantweirdo · 2 months ago
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the therapy fairies are really fighting with the brain goblins rn
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joshsandersons · 5 months ago
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this has been the absolute most wack 48 hours i have had in AWHILE
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batsplat · 5 months ago
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cairmyart · 2 years ago
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when hyunjin said that he went one day to wod and saw minho dancing with his team from soul dance in 2016 before minho joined jyp and then they met in 2017 (jyp) and when seungmin said minho probably wouldn't have met the skz members if it wasn't bc they're in the same group now and minho said he would've met hyunjin. soulmatism.
#i could go on and on abt hyunho tbh#like the fact that they cant look at the other's eyes????? 😭#or when hyunjin used to tease minho abt his snow's selcas and then he was the one to ask him to post more of them#also when lino was begging hyunjin to made him a bracelet !!!! <3#or when lino looks at hyunjin with heart eyes (THERE'RE A LOT OF THESE) literally melting bc he has an ugly soft spot he cant even deny it#the fact that minho became the biggest clingy person when hyunjin came back from the hiatus like he missed him sm#that day when they went to see the first snow together????!!!#just minho always calling hyunjin his bf and that he wants to kiss him ok lino we get it 😭#btw hyunjin was the one to say he wanted to see the first snow with minho !!#when minho literally used bbl stays to tell hyunjin he wanted to watch spiderman with him 😭😭 DONT U HAVE HIS NUMBER PLS#and apparently they were together bc that same day they watched the first snow so...?#in nye when hyunjin woke up and sent a bbl saying minho was sleeping besides him and later minho sending a bbl saying he got the best sleep#also i have a soft spot for minho just delicately touching hyunjin's hair IM INSANE 👍🥶#btw minho didnt even dare to take his bracelet off even when hyunjin was on a hiatus :D#oh and when they had to quarantine and since they changed rooms they weren't together anymore and they facetimed for hours 😭#hyunjin likes spending time by himself and doing his stuff but minho doesn't want him to be alone so they go to eat tgt#the photobooth pics im so sad rn and i miss them :(#and when hyunjin said he liked go to theaters alone to watch a movie and minho (AGAIN) said ill go with u but sit in a different row#so when it finishes we'll go home together DUDE ?! i lov lino :(#also idk how many times has minho been to hyunjin's room just to watch him draw tbh but one time hyunjin talked him into drawing w him and#it was the cutest thing ever#they both love dancing !!!! and reading !!!!! my best friends#btw it was Serious for minho when hyunjin came back in 2021 everyone was like what's going on with them 😭😭 me too#anw yeah minho just being bold and flirting with hyunjin and hyunjin just giggling like 😭 GET UPPPP#also they always mention the other while they're live they think they're Me 🫤#they love each other sm and they're really special to me :(#no one gets hyunho like i do Truly 😔☝️#hyunho#skz
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exopelagic · 10 months ago
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okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool
#okay so I came to this flat and he wasn’t here. greeted by a very dirty flat with shit all over the kitchen counters over cling film#I meet first my other flatmate who told me he stays in his room constantly bc of previous bad flatmates#has literally just a saucepan and some salt in the kitchen. so I’m like okay spaghetti guy potentially not great but could just be#how this guy is yknow#on Tuesday I get an email back saying he’s coming back from Norway tonight looking forward to seeing you feel free to use the kitchen sauces#rlly friendly message that I wasn’t expecting. I also didn’t know he’d been on a trip i just knew he wasn’t there bc his door was open#(to a REALLY nice room. multiple rlly nice plants (which he has little care labels for!!!) and it’s tidy and pretty#and he’s got a sheep teddy on the bed)#meanwhile I am in my own head bc I don’t wanna cook in the kitchen until I can clean it and I can’t clean it without moving his shit and#I haven’t seen him yet to talk abt it and I can’t bring myself to talk to him immediately bc I’m dying#and embarrassed as hell by how I’ve been cooking in my room with a microwave and air fryer (loud) and sneaking my shit out of the kitchen#but then yesterday I DO talk to him!! and he’s super friendly!! actually interested in having a conversation and Good at it.#and then he’s cooking and like. spaghetti burns but I’m not there for long and seems to be a mistake (he made the same thing for lunch today#and did Not burn the spaghetti) and is otherwise clearly competent bc the food smells Good and despite leaving a few things out it’s like#washed up stuff isn’t dirty and the sides are better despite still under cling film. more a case that he’s spread out than he’s messy#and now today we talked and i offered to hold onto some shit over summer bc complicated situation that boils down to he’s flying back home#and he cant take all his stuff and had to choose between chucking stuff/having literally nothing this weekend. like sleeping on the sofa etc#and then cleans the whole flat?? which I’m assuming a good chunk is his mess? but he did not need to do that. could’ve easily left#bc there are two people still living here who would’ve had to deal with it and he doesn’t know either at all#and THEN tonight we talk abt food which is fun bc we both ordered stuff. and he offers me some honeydew melon bc he’s been gorging himself#these past two days to finish it before it goes bad/he leaves which is also really sweet#and JUST NOW. I take my headphones out after finishing dinner and hear the sweetest fucking guitar#he plays the gentlest like dreamy sounding acoustic guitar I’ve heard in my life in his room (door closed by the time I leave)#this is actually just a really cool dude#now that the kitchens clear I’m gonna cook tomorrow and will probably offer him some bc otherwise he’s gonna be eating out all weekend#he has extra takeout for tomorrow night but might want smth Sunday#regardless I am just. huh??? left a bit stunned bc of the u turn my opinion of this guy has taken. bc my opinion of him was a reflection#of my discomfort moving to this weird dirty basement flat with two people I didn’t know#well. idk where to go from here. I think I’ll start by talking to him more this weekend. bc holy fucking shit.#luke.txt
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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 1 year ago
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i s2g if one more person asks kaneki "what happened to you" "what changed" HE GOT PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TORTURED?!?!?! FOR LIKE A MONTH?!?!?! SORRY THAT CHANGES A GUY!?!?!?!?
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alddente · 2 years ago
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The beast.
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satiricaily · 2 years ago
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close ups of our living room
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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years ago
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what are ur thoughts on the winners room trope?
ooooo okay surface level analysis: i like winner’s room fics :)
etwas tieferes: i think it’s cool that it’s (afaik) unique to hockey fandom and i enjoy the way it integrates a lot of unspoken rules in hockey with desire/makes them a physical/tangible reality… also the narrative potentials/world-building it opens up can be fun because there’s not really a set of rules for the “winner’s room” trope. are there in-universe rules? who gets chosen? who’s exempt? who gets to pick? where’s it going down? is it the entire room or one guy? what if your (ex)boyfriend is on another team? does somebody need to be taught a lesson or do you need to remind someone who got traded you still love them? also, most important, winner’s room gives you the chance to put two random-ass guys you saw interact for 0.002 seconds and went “hmmm. interesting” about into a Situation and i love that
#yeah buddy!! i love answering questions!!! unironically i have so many opinions!!!!#refraining from putting this in the main text but had to go: yeah who doesn’t love a good g*ngb*ng#it also doesn’t just have to be a bunch of dudes fucking though per always: i think winner’s room fics can bring up interesting dialogues#about the idea of bodily autonomy and self-sacrifice or sacrifice in sports#every fic can utilize a trope their own way so you might have lighter versions or heavier versions and#tw: sa#dub-con/CNC elements which. given the truth of SA and abuse in hockey it’s valuable to have tools to explore and i feel like i need to#address that when i talk about this? obvi dead dove do not eat for some fics re:winner’s room but i think a lot of them do talk about#control and power to some extent if you were to do a deep literary analysis. which we don’t need to. sometimes it’s enough to read a fic one#time because you liked the main pairing and didn’t know SHIT about the flyers and then come back to it years later and absolutely lose your#goddamn mind about the fact that actually you DID know about travis konecny before you thought you did and at one point there were all these#guys that you now know and love who were just like. random fuckers in the sides of the fic. i tend to do that a lot bc i will read for#nearly everything (if i love u. i will read your works even if i don’t know anything about the fandom and also i am always willing to jump#on new ships) so also tangentially i think winner’s room fics are a lot of fun because you can see a lot of different interactions between a#lot of guys like not only is it this guy and this guy but also this guy and that guy and these two interacting around the sacrifice etc etc#tangled web many layers und so weiter. not sure if any of that makes sense but also i’m gonna tag for mentions of sa/wjc/hockey canada stuff#i don’t even really know if winner’s room functions as well even in other sports bc of the Team Identity in hockey & cultural context#liv in the replies#winner’s room can be layered with SO many other kinks and tropes and aus and also just like. i like it & that’s probably all i needed to say#also obvi re: rules for trope there aren’t ever any there’s just some popular variations and we can kinda see some of those forming#but i’m not even sure if winner’s room has its own tag on the archive? i’d have to check i know i have a few saved in my bookmarks at least#OH also if you made it this far. wasn’t sure if this was like a ‘do u got recs’ or a ‘what’s your moral stance’ or ‘hey is this something ur#into’ so. good faith good vibes y’all and if this wasn’t what u meant please elaborate the question i do love answering things#ty for the ask!!!!#for the record i do watch hockey like the leonardo dicaprio pointing meme finding milliseconds of interaction to go HAHA GAY NARRATIVE about
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lookwhatyoumademelou · 16 days ago
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