#EVIL WILL NEVER WIN ‼️‼️‼️

[accio-victuuri]

this is stupid and i feel like i’m losing brain cells. totally a joke and an attack most of us have anticipated. it’s the same song & dance. just as he dominated PFW — the yibo vs jennie HS pops up & now awards season is upon us, some people are getting so anxious once more cause wyb is gonna trample everyone else.

i really didn’t want to make a post about it cause of how absurd. the hs in the morning did not have his name on it, it just said #wigconcert and the comments were clarifications. but as of writing, the hs already has his name and on #1 in entertainment. It’s not WYB himself who refuted, it’s the fan club.

i’ve read a good comment that said these “rumors” spread about wyb always have no hard evidence, but catchy enough for people to click. for passerby to second guess and have doubts on his credibility. remember he also did that break dance promo for hangzhou asian games so positive talk about him was on the up & up. another thing that is being implied here is he did it so he can be with his previous female co star.

the fact that yxh are acting like the concert was something very recent when it was actually last 8/25/2023. Last night, the video was cut and purposely made out to be this rumor that is now being passed around.

I feel sorry for the girl caught in this, who looks like a staff member of the artist.

• Where is the protruding adam’s apple that is wyb’s defining feature?

• The shoulders? Hmmmmmm.

• The small hands? Lol. Yibo fans know that his hands are bigger than his face. 👋🏼

the height too. the venue has this moshpit kind of thing and they are supposed to be standing. Does this look like WYB’s height to you? he is known as someone who stands out wherever he is no matter how much he covers. there is also about how this “girl” was walking, i won’t even upload it here cause it’s obvs not yibo.

i know it comes with his position as a celebrity, a formidable & talented one at that. plus how freakin shady c-ent is as a whole. but like, give him a break.. it’s not his fault that he effortlessly puts everyone else to shame.

[dustyrkives]

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I'm Lee. And welcome to my domain!

This blog is for me to express my love and obsession with Resident Evil's diva: Ada Wong through writing :)

GIRL-COCK ADA ENJOYER/WRITER👩‍💻🚶‍♀️🤺‼️‼️

MEN AND MINORS DNI/DNF!

PRONOUNS: she/her

MASTERLIST and RULES

Just below the cut <3

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Satisfied with your care || Physician AU, tension, !injuries.

You, a young medical fellow, become the reluctant caretaker of Ada Wong’s battle-worn body, tending to her wounds after every mission. At first, she sees them as insignificant—until your gentle touch lingers, your steady hands betray a flicker of tension, and your presence becomes something she starts seeking out. As unspoken tension simmers between them, Ada begins to wonder: Is it the healing she craves… or the you who provides it?

Profanus Devorator || Vampire AU, smut, inspired by Nosferatu, vampire Ada, bl00d, tension, Ada can switch genders.

"You prayed for companionship. You prayed for me. And now, my sweet rose, you are mine."

Sweet Embrace || RE6 Ada, parents AU, smut

The morning after Ada returns from her mission, she decides to re-do last night's events.

Crimson petals; more tiny footsteps || part 2 of Sweet Embrace, pregnancy AU, parents AU, RE6 Ada, smut

After indulging in each other's needs, there's no surprise that another mini-Ada is coming–and just Ada is more than happy to have another addition to the family, that doesn't stop her from wanting you though. No worries, she promises to be gentle.

Between Fangs and Firearms || RE4r Ada, predator/prey dynamics, age-gap, smut

Running is futile—but you do it anyway. Against a woman like her, survival is a fleeting hope, and mercy is a gamble. With every step, every breath, she’s right behind you—watching, waiting. And when she finally catches up… you realize the hunt was never yours to win. But you don't mind, do you? Not when she takes you–oh, so deliciously.

Be Good || RE2r Ada, sub! Ada, smut, est. relationship

Ada doesn't have a single submissive bone in her body, but when the opportunity arrives—you don't leave it to waste.

Temptation || A/B/O dynamics, alpha Ada, omega reader, smut

Your scent calls to her, and each encounter pulls her closer to the edge. You return again, and again, and again, unknowingly tempting the alpha's restraint. But when patience wears thin, Ada will claim what she desires. And there's no running from her

Take it || RE2r Ada, dom Ada, smut, part 2 of be good, est. relationship

Ada lets you have your fun–and now, it's her turn... with a tempting consequence to be followed.

HCs about Ada as your love through the years || re2, re4, damnation, re6 Ada, domestic AU, smut, family AU

Just headcanons of what Ada is like as your lover from RE2 to RE6.

Lipstick || Valentine's Day special! Smut, est. relationship

You wanted to try your new lipstick for Valentine's Day. So it's a trial–with a twist: sucking her off with it.

Venom and Velvet || Damnation Ada, president r, age-gap, smut

When a deadly outbreak threatens your country, you turn to BSAA agent for help—but something about her feels off. The more you rely on her, the more you suspect she’s manipulating you, until the truth hits harder than you ever expected. Now, cornered and outplayed, you realize too late—you were never in control.

Mellow || RE6 Ada, fluff, est. relationship

Cuddles with your lady in red

Tender || smut, aftercare, RE4r Ada, est. relationship

After being brought to heaven's door and back with Ada's sex drive, she takes care of you.

Call Me Mommy || RE4r Ada, smut, mommy kink, est. relationship

While being fucked silly, you accidentally call her mommy.

Golden Savagery || A/B/O dynamic, beast Ada, omega R, smut

In a world where tribes are ruled by beast-shifters, your village falls to a brutal raid led by an unstoppable Nemean Lion Alpha. As the sole survivor of noble blood, you should have met death—but instead, you are claimed

HCs about Ada taking care of you when you're sick || Fluff, est. relationship, caring Ada

Headcanons about how Ada takes care of you when you're ill.

Golden Dynasty || A/B/O dynamic, beast Ada, omega R, smut, fluff

After mating, Ada and you are pleased that your efforts have come to fruition: twins! Part 2 of Golden Savagery

Academic Affair || Age-gap, professor/student dynamic, modern AU, college AU

Under the merciless gaze of Professor Wesker, every student fights to meet impossible expectations—except for you. You’re different. You’re his favorite. But when he vanishes for a month-long seminar, his replacement arrives: Professor Wong. Calculated, enigmatic, and dangerously perceptive, she plays a different kind of game—one of quiet intrigue and unspoken challenges.

No One But Me || RE6 Ada, dark Ada, yandere

Ada Wong has always been a woman of control, precision, and purpose. But when she sees you—a scientist entangled in the chaos of bioterrorism—something shifts. What begins as mere curiosity festers into something deeper, darker. You are hers. You just don’t know it yet. And Ada? She’s more than willing to teach you.

Tender Gold || Nemean lion beast Ada, parents AU, domestic, fluff

Ada, knowing she is tired, decides to take her family out to graze in the fields, and of course—to monopolize you from the cubs, just for a bit, of course.

Fleeting – Yours || angst, hurt-comfort, smut, RE2r Ada

Ada Wong was never one to stay. Fleeting, elusive, and always slipping through your fingers—until now. When she returns to you, battered and broken, her masks finally fall away because she has to come home to one woman who loves her dearly than she ever could love herself.

Operation: Pound Town & Conception || smut, est. relationship, espionage AU

Ada Wong is a woman of control, but watching you entertain other men tests her patience. The mission can wait—she must remind you who you belong to. There’s no escape from her rough hands, possessive kisses, and unrelenting desire. She doesn’t just take; she owns. And by morning, you won’t just be hers in name—you’ll be carrying the ultimate proof of her claim.

Twice The Trouble || smut, threesome (???), Ada Wong and Carla Radames

Trapped between a rogue scientist and the woman she was meant to become, you find yourself in a chase that’s just as deadly as it is intoxicating. Bullets fly, tempers flare, and desire smolders—but with Ada Wong and Carla Radames both vying for you, the real danger might just be who gets to you first.

The Destroyer, The Creator || smut, Carla Radames, paramours

You were a scientist, not a soldier–yet under Carla's watchful gaze, you felt more like an experiment than a colleague. She was possessive, relentless, and dangerously fixated on you. And when the night turned into a celebration of her latest success, you realized one thing: Carla doesn't share what's hers.

Inheritance? Taken Care Of || smut, mommy issues, RE4r Ada, scientist r

Your mother shaped you into the perfect scientist–brilliant, disciplined, and drowning in her legacy. Even in death, her voice haunts you. Then came Ada Wong. A deal. A distraction. A mistake. Now, she watches you unravel, unwilling to let you go. After all, everything must be taken care of.

Savage Needs || Nemean Lion Alpha Ada, omega r, a/b/o, smut, parents AU

When your mate returns from scouting, she comes back needy. But when you decide to ignore her, she takes matters in her own hands.

Divinity and Blood || gods au, smut, dragon Ada, priestess reader

In a world where the gods have ruled with cruelty and excess, divine justice arrives not in the form of salvation—but vengeance. The great black dragon descends, bringing ruin to the false gods and striking terror into mortal hearts. When your goddess falls to its wrath, you are left with a dying faith and a fragile hope to survive. Bound by divine will and insatiable desire, you find yourself in the arms of a goddess—one who claims you as her own. Ada, a being of celestial power and primal hunger, seeks more than just devotion; she demands your very essence. As passion and power collide, you are drawn deeper into her realm, where love is worship, pleasure is sacred, and your fate is sealed beneath her touch.

[puckpocketed]

RESPECTFULLYYY to the people who dont like or appreciate mario but that guy should be chasing cups playing on a cushy third pairing . instead the evil forces if sharks hockey 2019-2024 have cooked him </3 he has played hard, horrible minutes, well before he was ready (and, idk, maybe because of all that he’ll never be ready. we can’t know what all of that time logged did to his potential)

but through that he’s remained a light in the locker room. he took on leadership roles as every one of the teammates and mentors who were supposed to lead HIM left or got traded away. that he’s not outwardly bitter, that he’s happy and warm and still full of hunger to win while on a losing team, that he goes out and puts his body on the line and regularly ends up with the most shots blocked per night… isnt that everything you want when trying to build “culture”?

yeahmaybe he’s not great at hockey but id rather have mario than some 1 year contract mercenary who puts up points but doesn’t care about the team or the city and doesn’t love being a shark ‼️

[thedemoninyourcloset]

Some of my favorite parts from the "Dice on ice... With King Dice!" script part 1.

I have been waiting for this for so long omg

Stickler being a Devildice shipper was NOT on my 2024 bingo card, but God I love this😭😭 (I also love how they're kinda breaking the fourth wall here lmao)

CANONICALLY BLACK DICE FOR THE WIN YES THANK YOU DD!! 🙏🙏 (also Dice and his gambling debts💀💀)

I have been saying that the Devil is genderfluid since 2022, this made me so happy omg. (now someone draw Devil in a red dress wearing heels and fabulous makeup please)

The Devil listening to Patsy Cline and his fav movie being Thelma and Louise fits him a little too well for some reason help 😭😭

AND NOT THE DEVIL ALSO AGREEING ON DICE BEING CANONICALLY BLACK LMAO. IF THE DEVIL SAYS SO, THEN THAT'S THE CASE

JERRY IS BACK I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG 🫶🫶 Also Dice knowing him implies that they have interacted before, which I find very interesting.

HOLY SHIT THE CASINO BOSSES OMG I HAVE SO MANY THEORIES ALREADY I'M NEVER GONNA STOP YAPPING ABOUT THIS NOW

I love how Dice's "moment alone" is with the Devil. It kinda shows that whatever happens, the Devil is always with Dice, no matter what.

"Do not deadname me if you want your job back😠" I LITERALLY WAITED FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE SHOW FOR THERE TO BE SOME KIND OF A REFERENCE TO DEVIL BEING LUCIFER AND NOW WE GOT IT🙏🙏

And this. The way it also shows how no matter what, they are together and they need each other to be complete. (that sounded dramatic as fuck but let me cook here y'all)

DEVILDICE KISS PART TWO OMG!!

This whole entire was just *chiefs kiss*

"Dice blushes. The Devil's eyes flutter. Dice leans forward" HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. And not Dice being completely ready to be owned by the Devil for eternity 😭😭

Dice you fucking masochist

And Evil and Vile. Oh, as much as I love you two little brats, WE WANT THE DEVILDICE KISS SO PLEASE

And again bc Tumblr only lets me add 10 photos, I'm gonna make a part 2 when I have time. This script was fucking amazing, I was screaming and jumping around my room for the whole entire time fr😭😭

‼️If you want to read the whole script, you can find in on DD's Twitter (DeekiDeke) ‼️

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 52 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | season 3 | lesson 51.1 | lesson 51.2 | lesson 53.1 | lesson 53.2

...this mf cannot be serious 😭

but also why even attempt to hurt the brothers in the first place ????

i mean i guess that they thought nothing bad would happen bc diavolo himself wasn't there at the time, but he was gonna get there eventually and obviously some kind of repercussions would be in store for whoever harmed 7 of the most powerful demons in the devildom

ig i'm just as dumb as mams bc i thought it was mc's luck that helped them win

and i use dumb in the most AFFECTIONATE way possible ntm on my mans

but it would also make sense for mc's luck to have pulled through for them right ??? they're naturally lucky since they have a pact with mammon

but in all honesty, belphie being this smart wasn't on my bingo card even though it definitely should have been. ofc the man who can sleep on top of a book and absorb the knowledge within said book could figure out something as intricate as this

this is hilariously stupid to me 😭 i love mams

imagine the mascots actually turn evil bc of the way the brothers are treating them 😭 full circle fr fr

WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOOOOSE UGHHHHH

i wanna stay with my wife but i also wanna go with mams 😔💔 i'll go back and pick thirteen afterwards i guess

oh ??? out in the open ???? with diavolo right there ????? y'all getting way too bold

i wouldn't be worried if lucifer wasn't worried but luci looks really worried...so i'm worried

...oh

that's why he's worried

mc can NEVER catch a break istg. see i knew they were foreshadowing something happening to mc with the bonus part 2 (?) lessons ago but i didn't know it'd have something to do with mc directly. like i thought it'd be from an outside factor

imagine we get left on a massive cliffhanger at the end of s3 and it's mc on their deathbed praying i don't speak this into existence

THIS MF 😭 how do you lose that badly with mc literally within arm's reach ???

hmmm.....

HMMMMMMMMMMM

also i went back and did the shopping and theme park routes and hm...

i like how our options have a little bit more weight in the story now, even if the margin isn't that much when compared to the 1st game since the overall outcome ends up being the same

gonna go back and redo the casino route just bc idk if anything else is gonna change

[devilsrecreation]

Thoughts about Disney’s Unfairly Ever After

So the new Disney Villains: Unfairly Ever After is here and being the disney villain lover I am, I’m gonna share my thoughts on it!

‼️‼️‼️‼️SPOILERS AHEAD (jic you haven’t seen it but there ARE already videos on youtube)

Show starts with eyes of various villains like Mother Gothel, Yzma, and Lady Tremaine before the classic “magic mirror on the wall”. Apparently, Queen Grimhilde isn’t talking to him and the other villains in smth called the Mirror Realm are learning to break free to ask who the most misunderstood. Very creative idea I love it

I like how the mirror shows more emotion and has more personality than in the OG movie. I mean I know he was a little sassy in House of Mouse but he just seems DONE with all this villain shit

The main contestants who plead their cases are Cruella, Hook, and Maleficent. I know these three are iconic but I can’t help but think if that’s because they all had their own spinoff movies. That kinda sucks cuz I would have loved to see more villains trying to justify themselves with their own song. Like Ursula or even Dr Facilier

Although Hades and Jafar also appear and argue like kids, which was hilarious. I think Hades mentions how he’s misunderstood by the gods and I love how self-aware that is cuz Hollywood always does him dirty

Jafar you tried to marry a literal teenager you don’t get to say shit/silly

I love the performances cuz they’re so over the top. You can tell the actors were having a blast

Never saw why Cruella was misunderstood cuz she literally tried to kill puppies but the paintings in her segment were ICONIC (is that her concept art?)

I don’t think we saw Jasper and Horace in the segment but it would have been funny if they were on one of the monitors watching her sing while rolling their wyes

CRUELLA’S COSTUME THO ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hook’s performance was the best imo. I loved the detail of Tick Tock appearing and popping up everywhere like “sup bitch?” and actually chasing Hook hfhfhf. Perfection

PRETTY SURE HOOK ALSO SAID “Hello” TO TICK TOCK BEFORE DOING A DOUBLE TAKE HE’S SO SILLY

Mirror also whistled to let Hook know Tick Tock was on the ship what a good dude (or to sick the croc on him either works lmao)

If I had a nickel for every time there was a Maleficent cover of “Once Upon a Dream” I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Maleficent’s segment was so visually appealing WELL DONE!

HER LAUGH WAS ON POINT

We DO still get to see all the other villains and even some henchmen! They reuse old clips but I love them :)

Oop OG bitch breaks the mirror-

CAN I JUST SAY THE SONG FUCKING SLAPS??? OMGGGG I NEED A SOUNDTRACK VERSION

okay okay so depending on the show, either Cruella, Hook, or Maleficent wins. But no matter who wins, the ending is still the same:

Mirror: Okay you can go redeem yourself now :)

Cruella/Hook/Maleficent: Did I say I’d leave? No!

Mirror: But aren’t you tired of being evil?

Cruella/Hook/Maleficent: lol I didn’t promise you shit

ALL THE VILLAINS’ EVIL LAUGHTER AAAAAAA

And then the mirror’s like “ah shit” 😭

Overall, it’s a VERY fun show! If it were up to me, I’d make one or two more changes but they didn’t really disappoint

In MY personal opinion, if the audience could pick any villain rather than just the 3, I would have picked Shere Khan. Because he’s not evil, he’s literally just being a tiger

[demi-tri]

I was curious about your opinion on dr. Evel for the ask thing

I am just now answering this bc I was too preoccupied with Tetro Danganronpa Pink (amazing fangan btw, really recommend) BUT YES FINALLY A CHARACTER FROM TURBO, LET ME GO INSANE RQ

General opinion: Like literally everything else Turbo related, Iove him and I approve (especially since he's a part of Dead Gran), tho he still has that unused potential due to low screentime sadly

One thing that kinda sticks out to me about him, but I don't see the fandom talk about much is how he immediately started working for Phi after he defeated Hyde, and bro did NOT feel guilty about it at all, in fact mf was excited, which, yk, is pretty weird considering the fact that this entire time we knew him as Hyde's right hand man, idfk how I'd be able to explain it other then, since Phi and Hyde made a deal that whoever wins gets to be the big boss of the Dread Tower that included Evel being the winner's lead bey scientist or smtg and Evel was cool with it bc he gets to work with the stronger blader either way

Which brings me to few other points like, how long has he been working for Hyde? Why does he work specifically for Hyde? Is it just bc Hyde lets him use the lab for his experiments or is it smtg else? Is it possible he used to work for Phi at first? How familiar is Evel with Phi's and Hyde's relationship (judging by his expression at the 2 arguing I don't think this is the first time he saw them acting like...that)

My best bet is that Evel probably works for their family as a whole rather than working for just one of the twins, but even then I still wonder as to why he's even working for them in the first place but eh, guess we'll never know

Him being the evil scientist of the season (and his name being literally one letter away from the word "evil", which is goofy as hell, seriously who thought of that) makes me believe he DOES have some kind of ulterior motive (which is probably just him wanting to make the strongest bey in the world but that's ofc, not enough for me so I'm still gonna question WHY) but even then....smtg tells me dude just likes working with beys

Like I have no legitimate proof for this, it's just whenever I'm watching the episode that includes him working with beys or talking about them, I get this feeling that the guy genuinely loves his job and that makes me kinda happy ngl (the fact he purposely made that whole "fused bey" mechanic just so that Nightfell could solve it probably supports this, I'm pretty sure Hyde never told him to do that and he just did it bc he wanted to)

Tho I gotta say, even tho I suprisingly don't know jackshit about the beys themselves and what makes an actually good bey (yes, as a lifelong Beyblade fan, I have never picked up a bey in my life)

What the fuck is this

Seriously just, how did he even THINK of whatever Orb Engard is

AND MF IS SO PROUD OF IT TOO, LIKE IK IN THE SHOW ORB ENGARD ISN'T AS BAD OF A BEY AS IT IS IRL BUT STILL, WHAT ARE YOU SO PROUD OF FOR, "my masterpiece" MY ASS 😭😭

I also love shitting on him LMFAO, making fun of Evel was PEAK COMEDY for me and my friends especially in 2023, I have screenshots but I'm too lazy to look for them

And fun fact, his birthday is a day before mine ‼️‼️

Opinions on his design: Ohhhh buddy......

Listen, he's generally nice to look at, especially his face, ESPECIALLY his eyes, I love this mf's eyes you don't understand, and his fit is pretty standard for a scientist type of character so I don't have much to say about it

His hair tho.....same question as I have for Orb Engard, what the fuck is that???

Whoever is responsible for that hairstyle, I need to have a serious conversation with you my guy, just WHAT was the thought process behind....that

I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT COULD POSSIBLY REPRESENT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE IT GENUINELY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING 😭????

His hair was actually the main reason why me and my friends made him a punching bag in the first place, I still believe he deserves to be bullied for it more than Ranjiro idc

Favorite headcanon: I have too many bro....

Suprising to everyone, actually really likes chocolate, can eat chocolate with literally anything, and I mean, ANYTHING (I generally have a headcanon that all of Dead Gran have weird ass food taste)

I have seen a post here on Tumblr talking about Evel's and Kyle's potential relationship, I don't remember the user but long story short, they proposed the idea of Evel not liking the idea of getting attached to ppl and like....idk I started considering it canon ever since, idk why I just can see it (and also kinda related to that same post, I like to think Kyle actually works for Evel and not Hyde, like he still admires Hyde a lot but if Evel stopped working for him then Kyle would stop working for him as well yk)

And ofc, I have to mention the trio I thought of with Evel, Kyle and Nightfell (that I simply like to call Dead Gran trio bc I have no better name ideas), till this day I'm so upset they have 0 interactions, THEY WOULD BE SO FUNNY GUYS PLEASE JUST HEAR ME OUT

Also idk if this counts as headcanon but I'd like if Evel showed any signs of annoyance towards Hyde, he doesn't necessarily dislike him but one scene of Hyde being extra and Evel secretly going "Oh dear lord, not this again" would be funny LMAO

Favorite ship: Honestly...none, I don't like the idea of shipping any of the Dead Gran guys, they're all evil stereotypes of aroace ppl to me (bc I am aroace and I wanna live in a cool ass gothic tower in the middle of nowhere)/hj

On a serious note, if I HAD to choose one ship, Evel x Nightfell is kinda cool

Ofc the guy doesn't have any gifs, have this screenshots

[mrgladstonegander]

MORE BOOTLEG DUCKTALES ‼️team science (oops! all identity issues!) edition

team magic here

archimedes gallas / gyro = more like other versions where he's nice but this man is carrying SOOOO much guilt. insane amounts. his entire character is focused on how much his self-worth is down the drain (also hes being haunted by the narrative (phoebe/della)). also he's half japanese. based off the onagadori

cherry pekin / huey = has a similar problem to archie where she has overwhelming feelings of needing to seem mature, and responsible, where she overworks herself

sydney eggtooth-diazi / fenton = REALLYY wants to seem like a Professional Normal Dude. repressing EVERY urge to wear silly ties. sees morality in a black and white sort of way and it WILL cause problems later. he puts archie on a pedestal and its super obvious and it just makes archie more mentally ill

salem milly / gandra = planning to really lean into how she joined fowl bc they were the only ones that supported her. mainly the contrast with how the Main Family supports each other with unconditional love, the love she has is purely conditional, and she's constantly convincing herself that she Wants to do bad things, and that she doesnt care about these people, because despite how she says she only listens to herself, shes stuck to FOUL, and thats her 'family'. based on mille fleur d'uccle

frankie loon / fethry = IT IS PART OF TEAM SCIENCE‼️ after getting back to mainland after being alone at sea for four years, he joins as a janitor. pulling back the marine biology in the sense that he is interested in EVERYTHING. man of a 10000 copies. winning the idgaf war (DOES care abt how his family is disinterested in his interests but its FINE because HE cares its fine its fine. he's accepted he'll be alone). its presence WILL send everyone else into a shock about their identity. hopefully it'll happen vice versa as well

widget-time-tech / widget / gizmoduck / lil bulb = theyre being consolidated and also theyre lil bug guys now!! i dont care if you hate bugs theyre cute as shit!! widget is Usually in the little ball, but also helps control the suit with sydney. it still has anger issues so it'll make things harder for sydney rather than just silly incompetence. and it was DEFINENTLY made to be a superhero ai. no other purposes. at all. certainly not messing with the fabric of time. just helping the ppl of the town :)

mad clucktor / mad clucktor = iwhile he IS a villain he isn't necessarily a bad person. hes a physical manifestation of the part of archie that WANTS to be alive! that KNOWS his worth! he doesn't have to work himself to death to make up for his guilt!

and he's the reason why toby is even active. why he's back

toby / boyd = cannot be normal abt this sorry

he was made to be archie's idea of the "perfect boy". the perfect kid. what he wants to be what he WISHED he would be growing up. hes happy, he can do everything right, he's intelligent, he's strong. his existence is free of human doubt and anxiety, he's the perfect boy and if he was in archie's place everything would be fine

but it isnt! he gets used! toby's used for evil through no fault of his own. but he becomes a symbol of things that are "wrong" about archie. toby didn't resent anyone or be upset with how people treat him. toby doesnt have his own needs. he can do whatever people need him to do. toby was his symbol of hope but becomes a symbol of how everything with him goes wrong. he becomes an unachievable goal that archie is trying to be to make up for the existence of toby!!

and so the only way for either of them to be "truly human" is when archie learns that he doesn't have to be perfect. he never had to be. even if he's made mistakes, he still deserves to LIVE!! he doesn't have to hide his pain and discomfort for anyone!! and its okay for toby to be toby!

[columbiastapshoes]

hello twin peaks fandom. i just finished the og 2 seasons and for the later half of season 2 i put live reactions in my notes app. here are the highlights <3 (lmk if u want the full version it’s so much longer)

‼️spoiler warning‼️ ALSO if you read me saying ‘evil cooper’ i am talking about windom earle. i did not know there would be a literal evil cooper. at the end of the reactions ‘evil cooper #2’ is referring to cooper’s doppelgänger <3 also also!! the double return means it’s a new collection of notes that i wrote down in the same moment if that makes sense? i wanted to do screenshots instead of the actual text but alas i can only upload ten </3

- "psychological evaluation" he already has an autism diagnosis leave bro alone

- ok hang on. if josie dies and harry couldn't protect her. then. parallels with caroline dying and cooper couldn't protect her. Hm :3 (update! david lynch the man that you are.)

- "what is the greatest gift one human being can give to another?" and bobby and i make the same 🤨 face

- weasel. right. yes. i am following this conversation

- sksksksksk save the weasels

- sorry

- im really sorry

- this is the worst possible person to be helping rn. unfortunately he is incredibly smart.

- earle is dale if he used his autism for evil

- i certainly hate you james fwiw!!

- you guys have started over again like 30473938 times stop it

- "please come home with me" "actually you should go" GUYS

- done with y'all where are the queers

- cooper appears from a bush and goes "you never loved her anywayyyyy"

- christ this is rough where are my boys

- MY BOYS??? oh no it's you :/

- haha you're not gonna tell him right

- ohhhh dear :3

- im going to kms :3

- hello bri ish man would you like a bo'ol of wo'uh

- chess? great! sheriff to fbi agent. they kiss. they both win

- "have someone keep an eye on him" CUDDLE WIFH HIM COWARD HE CLEARLY NEEDS YOU. YOU ARE THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON TO CALM HIM DOWN AND ALLOW HIM TO CRY INSTEAD OF YELL. WHAT THENFUCK DALE COOPER DO U REALIZE HOW MUCH HE LOVES U. sigh

- I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING WEASELS THIS IS SO FUCKING. RGH

- no way they have roblox dress to impress in twin peaks

- OH NO HE EVIL WHITTLES HES LIFERALLY RVIL COOPER

- i wanna kiss this sad sad man very desperately

- break it with a hammer ??? dumdum

- WOWEEBOB !! !!

- "not all men" ur right pete martell would never

- my boys have not been together as much and it's making me STBERE THEY ARE WITH A HOMOSEXUAL ARM AROUND THE SHOULDER

- oh there's a bomb! ok!

- HARRY HAS A GRANDPA SWEATERRRRR I LOVE HIMMM

- they touched hands they wanna make out sooooo bad

- the bomb can wait you guys are in love

- cooper so preeeeetttyyyyyy :333

- andy i love you very dearly

- i love how harry is so gentle and kind and patient with lucy and then he's like ANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP

- girls night (cooper interrogating audrey donna and shelly)

- wow thats comforting if i was told this i would burst into tears or flames

- i love it when cooper is in front of a whiteboard

- "for instance?" i KNEW thats how u would approach dirty talk u fancy motherfucker

- THEY ARE NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT IN AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. AUTISM.

- why is bro goth what happened

- evil cooper you need to either do normal foundation or all white WHY ARE HIS TEETH BLAAACK

- bro is NOT siouxsie 😭😭😭

- yeah no shit. is this. news. i knew this before u fbi fuckers did

- URETHRA! ☝️

- you could KISS him? okay evil cooper..

- finished my brownie. crave death

- who is bro talking to

- oh leo hi leo

- it hasn't panned to leo yet i think he's like dead and they'll reveal it in a sec

- oh nom worse than dead ow ow ow ow

- OW OW OW OW OWWWWIEEEEEE

- WHERE DID HE FIND THE TARANTULAS

- dw leo i can take them home. they are my friends

- giggling a lil. about. cooper.

- BY HEAVENS oh my god

- i'm still giggling about cooper but it has turned from "i want him" giggling to "BY HEAVENS!!" giggling

- ok sorry what's the issue i got distracted

- sorry had to rewind two more times BY HEAVENS is taking me out

- i always said this show needed a dance sequence (i never said that)

- jeez u guys suck not u lucy ur eating

- I ALWAYS SAID TWIN PEAKS NEEDED A KICKLINE AND TOP HATS (i never said that)

- closeup on harry's face pls don't i need GRAND THEFT AUTO.

- sorry pete just said grand theft auto.

- can my cats stop beefing i have a show to watch

- WHERE ARE HER DRAPE RUNNERS!!!!

- you don't fucking say things got out of hand Michael.

- most useless side plot i do not care

- CAN MY CATS STOP BEEEEFINGGG

- HOLY SHIT ITS EVIL COOPER TO ME AND EVIL COOPER LITERALLY!!!!!

- how is he not crying and screaming in a fetal position that would be my plan

- why is evil cooper #2 kinda.

- why do i lowkey want evil cooper #2

- TBIS FUCKING KID WITH THE FLASHLIGHT

- bobs camera angle looks like a ring doorbell

thank you!

[0zzysaurus]

Okay so here’s our schedule fellas. Let me walk you through it in beginner talk.

Fun and important adventure below :]]

NFL is broken into two organisations — The AFC and the NFC. They are then broken down into four regional divisions — each division has four teams. Teams from both the AFC and NFC will play each other throughout the season, but we also have divisional games, where you play the other teams within your division.

Bengals are in AFC North — AFC North consists of, the Cincinnati Bengals, the Cleveland Browns, the Baltimore Ravens, and the Shittsburgh Steelers. We play each of our divisional rivals twice in order to make a ranking within the division, which — on top of overall ranking — determines placement in the play-offs (which not every team gets into, as the season comes to a close, teams with lowest wins are eliminated.)

We always tend to struggle divisionally, so it’s good to have a preliminary look at the non-divisional teams we’ll play, be they other AFC teams or NFC teams. Some of the teams we have this season (i.e. Carolina Panthers, Denver Broncos, Tennessee Titans, etc.) are DOG ASS TEAMS ‼️‼️‼️ We should be able to cinch easy wins from those teams — but never say that out loud, because the Bengals have a habit of ‘bungling’ things up.

On the other hand, we also have some absolutely cracked teams in our schedule (i.e. Philly Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, and regrettably, the Kansas City Chiefs). These will be hard teams to beat, especially the Chiefs, because they’re the NFL’s baby pretty princess special boo boo ga ga team who can do no wrong. The game is scripted in their favour I swear to God. BUT it’s been done. We’ve been known to give those skanks a thrashing.

See, the Bengals are a bipolar team if ever there was one. We either wipe the floor with ‘em, or get absolutely barebacked and humiliated on live television for several weeks straight. We always start bad with even records but tend to climb up the winning ladder the closer to the end we get. Joe Burrow — our Quarterback — also has this cute little habit of getting season-ending injuries every fucking season. He also got a big pay check last year so he’s been playing like total ass. Jake Browning is our second Quarterback and he did an ace job last year for it being his first professional season. Evan McPhearson is our kicker and he’s my favourite. I want him.

If u would like to be a Bengal Freak like me, here are three tenants to follow to keep the spirit of the game alive in your soul:

1. KEEP THAT WHO DEY KITTY IN YOUR HEART !! (Who Dey is both our mascot and our signature chant) When you got the Who Dey on a Game Dey? You can conquer the world. First tenant — Be glad that we’re here.

2. Never say you think we’re going to win a game. It attaches some evil Pharaoh’s curse onto that week of football and we will lose. Even if it’s Q3 and the game only has 15 minutes of playtime left and we are up by multiple TD’s, do not say that we have it in the bag. Do not say we are gonna thrash their hides. Second tenant — If the Bengals can Bungle it, assume that they will.

3. We have enemies. But we also have friends. But more importantly we have enemies. The Chiefs — despite not being a division rival — are a team we are sworn against. Fuck those guys, we all hate ‘em no matter what team you support. Remember them as the key villain of the sport, and revel in their downfall whenever you can, just know that it never lasts long. Division teams are sworn to hatred — the Ravens, Browns, and Steelers all suck — but especially the Steelers. Remember to save all your hatred for those towel-wiping shit squealing Steelers. On the brighter side, the Buffalo Bills are our friends. We have done good things for each other over the past half-a-decade. We’ve got each other into play-offs via score manipulation, we’ve respected one another through very serious injuries, and we send each other food when our teams win. You will see Bengals fans touting them as our friends forever. We love the Bills Mafia. We are in a romantic relationship with the Bills Mafia. The Dolphins, Lions, and 49ers are also our chums! Third Tenant — Root for our rivals, and kill our enemies.

This has been Joey’s introductory guide to being a Bengals Buddy in 2024 — watch out for August when my entire account turns orange ^^ who dey!! 🐯🏈

[sonalirichard]

🏠🏩🏡 So the X Hour has come ‼️

Does anyone know how a Person feels who has lost everything in his life❓

I know this like no one else ✅

I know how to not give up after a fall , and find the strength to fly up & win again ✈🏆...

I know the value of Victories ,

I can & love to Win !

But when real Evil gets in your way , and puts

a stick in your wheels , tries to destroy or kill you , the Instinct of Self-preservation turns on & you seek Help and Salvation , especially when you cannot cope with this evil alone ...

I found myself in an extremely difficult life situation , when the so-called "family" of close , but fake relatives became my enemies , and out of motives of obsessive hatred , envy & greed , they staged a hellish Persecution & War against me .

They decided to destroy me as a Person and deprive me of everything at any cost ...

They dragged me through three Courts , and in the end , with the help of incompetent & stupid Judges & their shameful Courts , they achieved their diabolical & vile goals 👿👿👿

This insignificant & shameful Court has made an absolutely Unfair , Illegal and Inhumane Decision ~ TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY ONLY ROOF OVER MY HEAD & EVICT ME FROM MY APARTMENT 😱‼️

EVICT TO NOWHERE ‼️‼️‼️

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO & NOWHERE TO PUT MY PERSONAL THINGS ‼️😱‼️

I WAS LEFT ON THE STREET , ABSOLUTELY ALONE , WITHOUT ANY HELP 😡‼️😭

IN MY NATIVE COUNTRY , I WAS DEPRIVED OF A ROOF OVER MY HEAD & MADE A HOMELESS PERSON ‼️‼️‼️

THIS IS A HORRIBLE SURREAL 🥶🤢🤬

For a long time ,

I lived in fear and anxiety , under constant threats and blackmail from this family obsessed with hatred and evil 😈

They didn't let me live and breathe 👽

These toxic & negative freaks , bandits & murderers robbed me , deprived me of my personal life , poisoned my life , and now they have deprived me of my housing 👿‼️😱

I"m their innocent victim 😇

They want to sell my apartment for their vile & selfish purposes , but they don"t care about me and my life ‼️

I could never even imagine in my worst nightmare that no one would need me in my native country , there would be no place for me here , and I would end up on the street without a Home ,

in the Status of a Stray Dog 🐕 💙

I am very regretting that I did not stay in another country earlier and returned to Russia 💦 ...

It was a huge mistake ‼️

So the Reckoning for my mistakes has come ...

I lost everything in Russia 😱 ...

For a long time ,

I have been looking for Support and Protection ,

Help and Salvation from many people , in Government and Politics , at the Highest level ...

It looks like all

I have to do is die ...

Even My Closest and Dearest Person ~ BIG 🅱️ still hasn"t lifted a finger to Help & Save me 📛

Having all the possibilities and the ability to show kindness and compassion ,

His Highness 🅰️🅱️ defiantly ignored my Pleas for Salvation , and chose to stay away , just Left Me to die 💔💔💔💔💔

The Megastar of Millennium ,

The Living Legend , The Pride of India & Indian Cinema

Sir & Mr . Amitabh Bachchan is able to be a Hero , Savior & Kind Charitable Person on the Screen in Movies only 💔💦💔...

But in real life , He demonstrates his indifference and ignorance to the pain , suffering & difficulties of other people , even those dear to him 💔💔💔

Even Love ♥️ is not able to melt the Ice of his cold , cruel and unfeeling

Heart 💠💔💠 ...

My life means nothing and has no value to this Gentleman 📛💔📛

What a huge difference there is between an Actor on the Screen in a Movie and a Person in real life ~ Two different Personalities , with opposite human qualities ...

‼️The Transcendent Ego , Star Disease and Insane Selfishness , Pride and Arrogance do not allow a Person to Love 💘 , give his Love 💝, and do unconditional

Good 💟 ...

There are more than 8️⃣ billion People on this Planet 🌎 , and there was not a single Living Soul who would offer me their Help , Protection and Patronage 💧🔥💧

I think it is only on another Planet 🌐 , in another World , and in another Reality that I will find my Freedom 💙, Love ♥️ and Happiness 🌝 ...

If my Precious Life is over ❌ , then my Pure Angelic Soul , True unconditional Love and Divinely Beautiful Music in my Heart will live forever 🕉 ♥️ 🎶

I"m Grateful 🙏 to Everyone for everything Good , Kind and Beautiful 💟 😇🙏💝🏆🅰️🅱️

I thank this Planet Earth 🌎 for temporary shelter and happy moments of happiness 🌞 and love ♥️, for the beauty of music 🎵 , incredible nature 🏞 and wonderful people 🕺💏💃 ...

And now my last Dream is coming true ~ I"m flying ✈ to my Heaven forever 🌈🌈🌈 ...

Remember me with my smile on my face , with sparkle , joy and happiness in my eyes , and with music 🎶 in my soul & heart 💟

I love you 💘💘💘

Your Sonali 🐼

💔💔💔 This is the Document ~ Decision of the Court ~ TO EVICT ME { SONALI RICHARD } from my House 🕉

[nobody-nono]

Nobody’s here 2.

(Rap verse idea)

My Brain is elevated

to the tenth degree.

Off that grassssss

My mind is now

Mushhh

all these oops

Playin wit me

Better hushhhhh

Like truly~!

Don’t mess wit me

X2

(End of rap idea)

Anyways, the world is not giving as it should be

It’s just I don’t think I can be winning any fights against people who have so much more than I have.

And by more I mean…

More money 💰

But hey that’s lyfe my homie 😎🤘🏾

I’m just gonna keep trying my best but honestly I’m beat 💀. Nothing is more annoying than exhaustion :/

And Now something fun!

Lately I’ve been think about timelines and different realities. in another world I’m a evil billionaire with a top hat and a monocle and that’s rather strange to me. I’d probably own millions of real estate and I’m also doing tax fraud for sure.

How odd~

There is also a world where I’m a clown fish and I get captured by a fisher man named Johnny. He takes me to his fish store called “nemo found” I’m then forced to be bred and by the time I get flushed down the toilet I’ve had 8,000 kids.

THIS WAS NOBODY YOU NEVER HEARD OF ME AND THIS IS UNTRACEABLE OK BYE!

This song is totally SLAY 💋‼️ LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW!!!

[lottiecrabie]

a couple days ago i was literally MANIFESTING for a part two of linecook and you basically said not to count on it, tumblr user lottiecrabie you are evil but ilysm daddy issues girlies FOR THE WIN‼️‼️‼️

if there’s one thing you can count on crabie to do is Lie and Gaslight. you cannot trust me unless i tell you you can in which case yes trust me i’ve never lied ever wtf are you talking about you sound crazy omg

[pipelinelaserraygun]

47 🦅 HAS to be getting help from 🕎🇺🇸 God, operating and winning across so MANY issues reversing paths of evil, SIMULTANEOUSLY-timed.

"KILL the Boer (⬅️ a member of the Dutch and Huguenot population that settled in southern Africa, in the late 17th Century), the Farmer‼️ Shoot to KILL‼️"

👺 evil runs throughout 🌎, & it's not relegated to 1 region.

💯% ⬆️ 👁️👁️ MUST SEE x2: Hold evildoers accountable...

The SELLING of 🦃 pardons: Similar to Catholic practices of fundraising where wages of sin could be reduced IF a person gave EXTRA 💰 tithe, the 🎃 AUTOPEN scandal is GROWING by the minute‼️

“The Biden pardons are UNPRECEDENTED,” he added.

“I had a whistleblower in my office 10 days ago, a SENIOR democrat, saying, ‘Look, it was THESE three people that controlled access, and they were making money off of it,'” Ed Martin told Halperin. “I don’t know if I believe it yet, but the point is I think we have to get to the bottom of it for the American people and to protect the process. And that’s what we’re doing.”

IF/when 💀💉⚰️ cuomo FACES ⚖️ court-martial: For the purposes of discussion, if THIS complicit criminal goes to Guantanamo Bay for Life, WHAT IS the commensurate punishment for Architecture of murdering millions (such as what fauci is accused of)?

And what of his AUTOPEN 🖋️ "pardon"?

"This is the Senate hearing they 👀 NEVER wanted you to see. I turned three hours of footage into a ⌚ FIVE-MINUTE read (montage)."

Special thanks 🫂 to a VERY dear Brother, Jacob, for 🎨 creating this 🦇 image of me.

What have you been put here to OVERCOME?

[sennaverstappendiary]

suzuka grand prix ✩ 24.09.2023

was kind of scared of this race‼️‼️🥺🥺 like was singapore truly a one off? or was there a fundemental issue with the new TD rule?? 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏 i was spooked!!! also!!! this is max's last race as a 25 year old 🥺🥺🥺🥺 yeah no i was... also looking at my prosenna obsession i rlly love this track + its history + this is of course where max won the wdc last year AND its maxs chance to win the wcc!!!

i'm not going to lie, that qualifying lap is one of the best laps from not only this season, but like, ever? idk but that boy got the DAWG in him‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥😵😵😵😵😵 like did yall see that??? man or machine??? man x machine... 😏😏😏💕💕💕💕 also the fan merch was sooo beautiful... need to make myself a max itabag ASAP‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🌷🌷🌷✨✨😁😁🥰🥰🥰 nah but fr... what a fucking lap. i'm sorry i don't really feel like i need to add anything else because like. WHAT. A. LAP.

OKAYYYY lets fucking go. race day. suzuka. prosenna holy ground. those bitches had gay sex there. whatever. SUZUKA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ my boy ayrton had a point, pole position is not the best position... unless ur max then u can get those two mclarens behind you NO problem 😁😁😁✨✨✨✨💌💌💌 nah but... wow amazing start showstopping!!! too bad checo immediately fucked it!!! twice!!! 😭😭😭😭 red bull my evil beautiful team... wdym ur gonna dnf him and then UNDNF HIM??? to not get a penalty next race... jonathan ur fucking COOKING 😵😵🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️ jesus this race was SO fun. i forgot half of it bc it was at unholy 7 am in the netherlands but... SO FUN. ALSO YEAH!!! we won the fucking championship!!! first race i cried at‼️‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺🥺 love love love them so so much... 💌💌💌💌 when max kissed the trophy i almost threw up... never thought id be jealous of a trophy but we ball

✩ song of the race: we are the champions - queen

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👑👑👑👑👑🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾💘💘💘💕💕🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

✩ extra: a small photodump

[lazuliquetzal]

wind waker aryll, ganondorf, a broken umbrella, and comedy/fantasy ‼️

hmmmMMMMmm

Okay so. Ganondorf wants to be evil, and he's feeling kind of restless. He wants to FIGHT.

"I'll just kidnap the sister of the hero," he says. "That's a totally reasonable thing to do. It's evil, and the hero will show up, and we get to fight and I get to let off some steam."

It's harder than it sounds, though. But the hard part is not that Aryll fights back. Aryll's a damsel. Ganondorf would squish her like a bug. Kidnapping her is easy, he just picks her up and walks away.

The hard part is that she is the most ANNOYING DAMSEL ON THE PLANET.

She is not scared of him. She won't shut up. She bites him. She gets bored and slips out of her ropes just to braid his beard. She whines until Ganondorf sits down to play cards with her, and then kicks his ass. He never wins.

At this point he's begging Link to hurry up and save his annoying little sister, but there's a massive storm so sailing around is pretty rough at the moment. It's gonna take some time.

Ganondorf reaches his limit. He needs Aryll to escape. He's leaving maps and running-away supplies around so she can just get out of his damn castle, but she won't. She's a damsel, she's supposed to wait for her brother to show up and save her. Running away doesn't even occur to her.

Finally Ganondorf is like, okay, fine, if you're TOO MUCH OF A DAMSEL to take the escape, I'll just teach you how to be an action girl so you can fight me and leave on your own. This is an illogical decision for an evil bad guy to make, but in his defense, he's lost all his marbles having to host the most annoying little girl on the planet.

Aryll, unfortunately, is weak as balls. She can't lift any of his weapons. "Sorry," she says. "I can't carry that. Can we go back to playing poker?"

"Absolutely not," Ganondorf replies. "Let's go look for the Magical Fountain of Strength so I can give you a sword."

Magical Fountain of Strength is somewhere in some Magical Land of Eternal Rain so they have to bring umbrellas with them on their quest. It's a very fantasy adventure quest. It's a family bonding road trip. Ganondorf kills all the monsters, and Aryll kills all his inner demons. He tries to teach her sword techniques on the way there. She complains the whole time. It's fun.

The climax of the story is when they are almost at the Magical Fountain of Strength. It's pouring rain. Link, FINALLY, shows up and declares that he's gonna kick Ganondorf's ass and save his sister. They have a boss battle. Link wins because he's the hero and that's what happens.

But then Aryll steps in, wielding her umbrella like a sword. She disarms Link using a move Ganondorf taught her, but unfortunately it's an umbrella against steel so the umbrella breaks. But the important part is that, "Link, you can't kill Ganondorf! He's like an 'annoying old-guy-who-lives-next-door-whose-windows-we-always-break-during-our-childhood-shenanigans-and-he-yells-at-us-to-get-off-his-lawn-but-secretly-he-enjoys-our-endearing-chaos-and-also-he's-sweet-on-our-grandma' to me!"

"What the fuck?????" says Link.

"Your grandma??? How old do you think I am??????" says Ganondorf.

And then they all go home and have horribly entertaining adventures together.