#Edit: im a bit stupid

[crystalmagpie447]

ouhghy random

moon

Falls over and dies

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[etchif]

Jesus imagine if we confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life the Taxonomy would be insane

[porrigens]

💤💤

[jealousmartini]

Exhausted, jaded n quite frankly fed up of the usual bickering and nagging of my mother, the boring stillness of the house and my yearning for my mha reality, I was loitering in my kicthen, blocking out the irritation in my mum's voice that still reached me through the walls that seperated us as I was about to start complaining to myself how "I always say I'm gonna shift, and then I don't" just for me to immediately snap back saying "that's because you never accept that you did."

And now I'm kinda slouched on my bed that's half through changing the sheets, sitting in my own embarrassment with a hunched back my own irritation even at myself, for figuring out the solution to my problem so easily. So quickly that the reality of how simple it was pisses me off.

Because, annoyingly, the truth is that reality changes when you change. ur mind.

All you have to do is decide where you want to be, deny this reality with a million bitchy eye rolls at the doubts that pop up and accept you are in your dr.

Decide, denydenydeny and accept is the real key to shifting. and remind yourself you are already there if you forget.

and then double down on that shit.

"but I can still see that I'm still in my cr—" don't care. don't matter. You're in your dr right now, and that's a fact. "but im still—" shut tf up. it dont matter. Youre in ur dr.

[cobaltfluff]

so i started playing persona 4

where are the QoL features

[mangocurist]

lowkey i might be dtm but i cant help it okay im i. I have a disease

[salubriousbean]

I WAS MAKING BROWNIES FOR AN ASL ASSIGNMENT

AND I THOUGHT THE HALF CUP WAS A FULL ONE CUP 😭 BUT ONLY FOR THE FLOUR AND SUGAR

SO MY BROWNIES HAVE HALF THE FLOUR AND SUGAR THAT THEY SHOULD 😭😭😭

it's okay no one's eating them except my family, and they're not actually bad per se, just... different.

[tboyquackity]

i'm sorry it's like killing me bumblebee is a grown ass man with cock and bolts what are we doing

[uhohmichio]

WARNING: MILD SPOILERS from YAKUZA SERIES [mainly Y6 and gaiden]

Poem: I've Never Wanted Kids —Ethan Jewell Games: Yakuza 3, Yakuza 6, Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name

[skyburger]

whos your favorite of the crusaders from part 3... i think i love baofu the most tbh

[skrunksthatwunk]

i would really appreciate it if i didn't have a brain that thought torturing me was a helpful response to being scared of us. im your copilot stop fucking tazing me you dick

[1tsjusty0u]

THE HYRULEAN ROYAL FAMILY/ARMY BECAME SO MYCH MORE SUSPICIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

"my education is my highest priority" everything returns to vocaloid

[skitskatdacat63]

For @protocolseben, thank you for this idea, it fits too well LOL

[martyrbat]

batman & the joker: the deadly duo #3

[ID: Bruce Wayne slumped down in a large, red armchair and in front of a filled bookcase. He's shown from the waist up and has a navy blue robe on over a white collared shirt. He's staring deep in thought at an off panel fire as he holds a glass of red wine and a cell phone—which has the Grindr logo edited onto it. END ID]

[ID: the first photo is the same photo as above but without the Grindr logo. The second one is the original panel, where there's speech bubbles of Bruce saying, “Alfred.” and Alfred responding from off panel, “Yes, Master Bruce?” END ID]