#FOR FUCKINGREAL

[literaturebf]

these tags are going in the hall of fame. for me.

[watery-melon-baller]

average adobe experience

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[hoeforchanniewrites]

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

[raccoonmolars]

maybe i’m #ahead of the curve and people will get annoyed with this later /s

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “first time” prompts

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “first time prompts” 

“Fuck, I’ve never— I’ve never done this before—“ “That’s fine. We can take it slow. It’s all about you, okay?”

“Are you sure about this?” Character A whispers. Character B nods, swallowing in both nervousness and anticipation. “Yeah. Yeah, I’m sure. I’ve never been more sure about something.”

“We’re both so new to this,” Character A groans, eliciting soft laughter from Character B. “That’s what makes this all the more better, no?” Character B says, pulling Character A in. “Because we get to experience this newness together.” 

“That— I didn’t know I could make those noises.” (Neither did I, you ain't special-)

“I’m so embarrassed—” “It’s okay, you don’t have to be embarrassed with me. It’s a safe space, okay?”

“If it’s too much, tell me. I don’t want you being overwhelmed okay? And I don’t want you forcing yourself to do anything you’re not comfortable with.” 

“We don’t have to do this if you’re not ready…” Character B murmurs, and Character A shakes their head, arms only tightening around Character B’s neck. “I’m ready. And I trust you,” Character A says, pulling them down for a kiss by the nape of their neck. 

“I don’t know if I can do this.” “That’s okay. We don’t have to do this. You want to cuddle instead?” 

“…Um, was that supposed to happen?”

“Wait, wait, wait— that’s the wrong hole—”

“Shit, that was… That was a lot.”

Character A letting out an unrestrained whimper and then slapping a hand over their mouth, cheeks reddening in embarrassment, and Character B chuckling softly, leaning down to press a kiss to their blushing cheek. (CAN I JUST SAY THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKINGR RENGKREL’NG’KLN Yes. FUCKING JUST- oop-) 

The laughter and teasing between them makes them both relax into each other. 

“Is this okay?” “Yeah, that— that’s okay. Please— keep going.”

“I don’t— I don’t think I can last any longer, fuck, please—”

[d00rkn0b]

🎤 do you have any specific thoughts/hcs on t4t stanchez. help sorry i'm starved rn i need to talk to Someone about stanchez or i'll DIE. also you're cool and i've been meaning to talk to you more OK BYE [FALLS INTO GLUE TRAP AND SLOWLY DIE S

I FUCKINGR LOVE T4T STANCHEZ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

ALSO feel free to talk to me anytime I love making new friends even if I'm awkward sometimes augrhgrh

[adhdo5]

I'm going to bed I'm finishing this To Morrow and then. And then. I will FINALLY be able to close the SIXTEEN FUCKING TABS!!!!!!!! that I have open

Worked on this stupid attack for 4 hours today and ran the clock up to 15:48 and I still have two characters left to color OUGHGGGGG.

[fluoneia]

arcane act 3 spoilers

i’m not just tweaking right. i’m not the only one who saw that right.

after ALL THIS TIME, jinx finally changes. AND SHE FUCKING DIES??? LIKE THAT????

you have got to be FUCKINGR KIDDING MR

[drifting-stars-mabel]

WHY DID I ONLY NOW NOTICE I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT I'M GONNA SCREAM NNNAOOOO !!!/OOC

why do they ask if you sexed bill

I've never had anyone ask that besides yourself, in all honesty, and it happens to be an incredibly invasive question when it comes to my privacy.

[2-kamikou-1]

WAIT ITS FUCKINGR SIX AM

[rio-specimen]

mother fuckingr Dad has caught me consumign chemicals again. Into the tube I go:( 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪

[awesamcozy]

Personally I can’t support sylvenap because I can’t wish sapnap upon any woman but I respect the cause

You are so fuckingreal for this A TRUE FEMINIST ALLY

[kirbyofthestars]

food is literaly free it grows in the fuckingr ground

[just-call-mefr1es]

a friend calls this silly little creature ‘enana’ so uhm

6.9/10 on the screwed meter

edit: just fuckingrealized that it said username and not profile pictuee, and for that i say yipee fries im not screwed

[kishibe-rohansbf]

I'm so fuckingr grreended out right now. Imnso gone this is the fucking best im so pupppyyyyyyyyyyyyy arf :3

[furiousfurious]

Dear tumblr politics shitposters. I love your attitude. I love your style. You are doing something interesting. BUT please add a link to the multiple screenshots worth of text that I know where you got it from cause I read that work on The Guardian or 404 Media or NP-fuckingR, or a indie reporter’s newsletter that you dumped onto your blog with no context date or attribution. You’re stealing labor. You’re stealing labor. You’re stealing fucking labor.

Or idk just write out where it’s from so the rest of us can Google that for you