#FOR REALSSS

[alkaemyy]

YEIIII i can finally post my piece for sanbika's fic The Devil Between Us for the #klance mini-bang go follow the amazing author on twitter (@san_bika)

link for the fic on ao3 -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/51346204/chapters/129743791

[starscelly]

KILL THAT STUPID ROSY CHEEKED FUCK!!!!

[just-call-mefr1es]

CORRECT

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

"It certainly wouldn't be right to have this kind man's efforts go uncompensated, now would it, Jumpluff?" "Pluff-pluff!"

these troublemakers The dynamic Suicune-chasing duo returns in the next Destiny Bond update - currently in progress! 🎆✨

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[x-xm3nace]

THIS

if you are a man, don’t interact.

it’s literally in my bio.

i simply wish to interact with other girls, exclusively.

i do not want to talk, i do not want to be friends, i do not send anything, i do not sell content and i promise i have no interest in anything you may have to offer.

that’s all.

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

You have LEGIT become such an art inspiration for me. (I'm the person who wants to breathe your art) how okay would it be to draw fanart of your goat? Is there more you have to tell us about them? Would it be okay for me to draw them? Possibly even interacting with my own ocs? I won't if that's not okay though.

FORE REALSSS?????????? IT WOULD BE SO VERY OKAY. GO FOR IT GO CRAZY WITH IT !!!!!!!!! YES TO ALL THAT. HEART EMOJI MUSCLE EMOJI FIRE EMOJI 100 UNDERLINED EMOJI EXCLAMATION POINT EMOJI!!!!

I'LL TRY TO MAKE A QUICK REFERENCE OF MY GOAT REAL QUICK. BE BACK IN LIKE... 2-3 HOURS....

[ohmyplasticstars]

Patient 0 of lactose intolerance for real

And also some head canons I made for him

• He's lipid intolerant because the spice chemical Capsaicin is neutralised by lipid fats which can be found in milk which jokingly can be called lactose intolerance but really he's intolerant to lipid acids

Gotta take a lactese pill before touching any milk for realsss

• Before he was a mass killing machine he used to be a historian, of course he was always a primordial hero of change but he used to disguise himself to fit in with the people and he'd take up roles like king's advisors, great knights, wise men, or historians, preferably a polemologist (studier of history of wars) and he'd help the people change their fate by advising them from repeating old mistakes, but often they'd ignore him and that's very annoying and he'd be stuck in his reading hall recording the same tragedies over and over again

• he doesn't hate change he hates the lack of change, what is a herald of change if change is truly just large patterns that loop over the years, so he hates the lack of change, it's made him lose his meaning his purpose

• hates patterns (randomly hates them on clothes, walls places ect lmao)

• Adopted Nutmeg as a little cub from the rubble of a fallen monster clan site he found once, she was a little fierce guy and didn't recognise him as the king she was too baby to care so watching her hiss and spit at him fearlessly to protect herself, that amused him so he keeps her like a daughter (she's older than capsaicin) taught her everything she knows

• Capsaicin is probably his son I have yet to develop the full lore for these two, but I imagine it's a like evil father and good son that doesn't wanna follow his steps

• Likes wearing henna, likes stitching, and welding weapons, why not he's been here forever he's probably picked up all sorts of hobbies over the years.

• has tusks and smoke perpetually spews from the sides of his mouth

• had or has a secret hall way where he used to keep the memorials of his friends from over the eons, crowns of royalties, swords of knights, poems and books and quills and ink of poets, writers, advisors, paintings from artists, gifts from the people

It' built up over the years, if every object was one person he has enough to repopulate a whole new earth bread, he's done it for this long

It's making him go mad

[such-a-downer]

For the ask game.

Number 3 and 30 please 🥰🥰🥰

Thank you!

Thanks!!

#3

Movies I won't get bored of watching

- Home Alone 2

-Cats and Dogs 2

- Shrek 2

Funny how all these are second installments 🤣🤣😂. But for realsss, all these are my childhood movies. Me and my siblings would watch them repeatedly back when we still had our cd player. We can almost act along with the characters because we know their lines.

#30

Thing that doesn't fail to make me happy/happier:

NEWS OR UPDATE ABOUT KALAFINA. They just had their reunion concert and I'm so NOT normal about them right now. Life's tough for me right now, so much for the beginning of the year. But whenever I see updates about them, it gives me more reason to cling on to hope.

A VERY BIG SHOUT OUT TO SARAH FOR KEEPING TUMBLR KALAFANDOM UPDATED!!

[onlyrealsss]

أقشر جلد جرحي الروحي، وأعيد تشذيب الحنايا الزائدة، أفتش عن علل تفسّر لي ما جرى ويجري، حتى أنهك بالتفتيش وأراني لم أزد إلا عذابا، لن تطلبي يد أمك الحانية، وستؤلمك الليالي يا صبية وستجرّع روحك مرارتها، اشربي كأسها ليلًا، واستيقظي لتستفرغيه صباحا، استيقظي وأيقظي روحك للغد، واخرجي بعد أن تستري ذلك الجرح، ارقصي على أوتاره شجنا في الصباح، وقولي ما كان ليلي إلا أرقًا شاعريًا

-realsss

[hopelesslydevoted2paige]

us coded ><

FOR REALSSS THE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TO MY CLOSE TO U 🫶

[wosobronze]

the day after a high intensity game is a recovery day she will likely have to recovery work tomorrow 😭 please can we stop the narrative of it will be surprising / shocking if she doesn’t attend. they play arsenal on saturday too? come on like ona will realistically play the game, have to do recovery on the evening and barça will likely fly home tomorrow night too. how much time will she actually get with ona if she was to attend? she’s not living in manchester anymore, she lives a 3hr 30 min drive away (assuming no traffic) and trains are notoriously shit at the minute too.

for realsss think we should just settle on she might be there, she might not and either way we don’t know her schedule

idk about anyone else but i’m just hoping for an absolute 10/10 performance from her tonight😌

[chelleisamazing]

Serious as a heart attack right now for realsss; what kind of deal with the devil did this team make...

[tittysuckersworld]

i meed sleep!!! but!!!! bestiems like mine name and semd me art?????? i am lockiest they in world!!! i am so so happy lil yuy smiles and jpya and wmimsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i go bed now for realsss

[avree0is0dead]

For realsss

I think she just got adopted

[allthebestcowgirls]

everybody knows that i want your love why you playing baby boy what's up

[gorgugplushie]

He would do this pose to you