#FOR THE KIDDIES NOW OK

[knight-gwaine]

Doctor Who is inherently built to evolve with the times and I think it's so strange when people get all butthurt about it not being the same. It's literally meant to be a family show for all generations. There will be consistency but also they gotta give us something new and exciting because that's the POINT.

[thewertsearch]

You produce your most spirited LAD SCRAMBLE yet, and hop up to the next GOD TIER, achieving the illustrious REVENGE OF DOCTOR RAGNAROK. All of your vitals go completely bonkers. Your MAN GRIT is off the charts. You're embarrassed for us to even know what it is. It's that gaudy.

Remember when I described the God Tiers as 'less silly' than the Echeladder's levels?

...yeah. I should have known that wasn't going to last long.

You put forth your best LASS SCAMPER of all time, and clear another sweet GOD TIER, the nigh-unattainable SAYONARA KANSAS.

For Jade, these tiers are essentially meaningless now. She's the First Guardian of Earth, and wields powers far greater than the paltry parlor tricks of an ascended Sburb Player.

Jade's not a God Tier - She's a god.

Nobody should ever mess with you. Not even me.

And Hussie knows it.

You don't get boondollars anymore. That shit is for babies now. Instead, you are finally ready to have your first ACHIEVEMENT BADGE sewn on to your KIDDIE CAMPER HANDYSASH! You each receive the badge GIFT OF GAB, enabling you to engage in simple, direct dialogue with others, without requiring any gimmicks to facilitate communication. You don't need to type through a chat client, or talk to a sprite, or traverse through a memory in a dream bubble, or wander around in an interactive game environment, or any of that stuff. You seriously never thought you would live to see this achievement unlocked. It almost feels like cheating.

Getting a little sick of that restriction, eh, Hussie?

Sufficiently advanced Players are allowed to break the rules of the comic, a concept which is brimming with potential. Next thing you know, they'll be picking up objects without a Sylladex, naming their children before they're thirteen, or violating the sanctity of the alpha timeline wait what was that last one

A verbal conversation, with no Pesterchum handles in sight. This really does feel like a milestone, and it's incredibly funny (and on-brand) that we needed a Prestige Class to unlock it.

Also... this is decidedly not a three-millisecond journey. Just how long are they stuck here?

JADE: im not sure! JADE: some sort of limbo dimension between the two walls i guess JADE: like a realm with unusual spatial properties we have to cross through

Jade, for her part, is not aware of the metacanonical implications of this little trip. I think it was Scratch who first told her about the Fourth Wall, and it's clear he made a few tactical omissions concerning its true nature.

JOHN: we escaped the scratch? JOHN: like, we still exist and everything? JADE: yes! JADE: we still totally exist john JOHN: ok, just making sure. JOHN: i still felt pretty existy, but you never know.

A pertinent question, considering where they are.

Technically, they might be more real than they were before, since they've left the fictional medium(!) of their reality.

JOHN: i mean, we crashed through that giant window you magically made with witch powers to escape the scratch, so we can keep existing, right? JADE: yes JADE: i didnt make it with witch powers though, i captchalogued it hours ago because karkat told me to…

Wait, but wasn't it Future Jade who told Karkat to do that?

It certainly sounds like it was - and the current, post-session Jade should already be older than any 'future' Jade who talked to Karkat during the session.

By now, Jade should know why she arranged for herself to grab the Wall - but she's acting like she only did it because Karkat told her to. Maybe I'm just misinterpreting what she's saying.

JOHN: did you at least make it huge with witch powers? JADE: i did make it huge with witch powers! JOHN: so i guess that's what witch powers do, is make things huge? JADE: they also make things small JOHN: right, like you did with all those planets. JADE: yup JADE: also JADE: witch powers can teleport things, and fling things around through space at very high velocities JADE: all sorts of stuff! JADE: but to be honest, im not sure how much of that is attributable to inheriting becs abilities…

All of it, actually.

The only thing Bec didn't do was fling an object around at a high velocity...

...until you remember he did this, which absolutely counts.

So far, nothing Jade's done has been through her God Tier abilities. She's so powerful that her status as the Witch of Space is completely, utterly superfluous.

[anajellyc]

UUUGHHH I NEED MORE DR. STONE X READER CONTENT RIGHT NOW PLEASEEE I BEG OF YOU

I have NO idea how to write, but I have a list of ideas that will hopefully catch a writer’s attention

(If this sounds like begging then I’m sorry I’m just deprived 😭🙏)

LETS START WITH NUMBER ONE: Stanley Snyder or Xeno having a crush on the reader while they were growing up together, and it’s like that cute kiddy crush where they sorta desperately try to impress them. I found this image on Pinterest and just what if reader was Xeno in that situation 🤭

NUMBER TWO: Sai and reader were like best friends (who secretly had a crush on each other) when they were younger. Mind you this is before Sai had ran away. So just imagine one day when reader was excitingly going to Sai’s room with Ryusui, he was gone already. No note, no words, just an open window and reader’s favorite flower on the desk.

Idk if I’m cooking or not BUT HERE ME OUT, after the petrification, reader is with the science kingdom going to India. Once reader meets Sai again, Reader is understandably PISSED. So once they are alone together, which reader had to accomplish that by cornering him since he’s too scared to face them, they have a heart to heart, they confess, and happily ever after :D

OK NOW WITH NUMBER THREE: Reader is from America, but was somehow washed up on a random village in Japan after the petrification. The villagers thought that reader was some kind of god when they woke up from stone and started speaking in a language they couldn’t understand (English), so because of that, they had dragged the confused and lowkey scared reader back to their village and started worshiping them. It takes a HELLA long time for reader to adjust, since y’know having to pick up a new language by using context clues is super hard (idk if it even works that way but let’s roll with it), so once they DO adjust, they try to be the best leader as possible.

Then suddenly, A FUCKING PIRATE SHIP SHOWS UP??? So reader, being from the modern world, is like “WHAT THE FUCK??” and is just skedaddling to see who or what was on the boat. Surprise surprise, it’s the Science team. They had to stop at an island since they got a bit off course from Treasure Island due to a storm. Idk how to continue this scenario but yea 😋

(Btw credits to that one story of where Senku tries to seduce the village queen to get her platinum necklace)

FINALLY NUMBER FOUR: Reader from 2025 somehow gets isekai’d into Dr. Stone with their phone and modern clothes still with them. Reader meets the science team when they are preparing to go to the good ol’ US and A, and due to them still having their phone, the science team (Senku) decides to bring them along for questioning.

Idk how to continue form this but I like to think reader just showing them science-related news that happened in their world, such as the the corona pandemic causing the world to go quarantine, the revival of the dire wolf, how scientists miscalculated the earth’s population, the titanic submarine imploding (I wonder how Ukyo would react to that since the is a marine) I also like to imagine reader sharing drama like the pope dying dying, the queen dying, Luigi Mangioni (😍), and other stuff. Reader would play music on their phone for the ones that weren’t of the modern role, I also would feel like the ones from the modern world would sometimes give a song recommendation, so now the kingdom is playing Michael Jackson 😭🙏

Sorry again if I seem desperate or demanding

[j4yo0o]

Ok kiddies eat up some PDH + MyS headcanons

I have a lot and this is gonna take forever so we’re starting w A A Ron

-teen dad Aaron

-offered to keep the kid to protect the mother(against his families wishes) and let her have a life

-they’re good friends still, she gets partial custody during MyS and they coparent

-his dad paid her family off to keep it secret

-family keeps Aaron’s kid a secret bc it’s already difficult trying to be seen as professionals as werewolves

-Aaron hides the fact that he’s a werewolf bc he doesn’t want to be feared

-mega tall dude he’s massive

-lots of rumors spread abt him all the time bro can’t catch a break (mostly bc nobody actually knows anything abt him)

-born with rare condition that effects eyes of werewolves, he’s extremely light sensitive and has terrible eyesight (similar effects to staring at an eclipse)

-constantly wearing sunglasses in public but prefers a thin bandana bc it’s more comfortable

-very protective parents

-used to get into fights to protect himself

-kind of assumes everyone’s against him now

-aph and Aaron believe many of the rumors abt each other at first which adds fuel to their rivalry

-they eventually get into a big fight, catch each other at their lowest, and start to become friends after learning they’ve been friends online the whole time

-becomes protective over aph and takes any chance to debunk or fight ppl over rumors abt her bc he knows how it feels

-more rumors spread that they are dating but they insist they’re only friends and don’t end up dating until MyS

-Aaron plays football to keep up appearances as the Lycans golden child

-meets garroth through football and they bond over rich golden child struggles and open up to each other

-Derek and garte r ecstatic abt them being friends bc business opportunities but garroth and Aaron sneak off during business meetings to go sit on the roof w their dads’ beer

Lmk if u guys want more/ who u want next >:)

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7 Minutes in Heaven

Sarah adjusted her glasses and smoothed down her Star Wars t-shirt as she stood in front of Franklin’s house, clutching a book, a small gift for him. Her heart pounded in her chest, not just because it was Franklin’s 18th birthday, but because she had finally decided today was the day she would tell him how she felt. She took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

Franklin's mom greeted her warmly and directed her to the basement, where she could already hear the familiar sounds of excited chatter and the hum of a video game console. Descending the stairs, Sarah spotted Franklin in the middle of a lively discussion about the latest Dungeons & Dragons campaign with their friends.

“Sarah! You made it!” Franklin called out, his face lighting up as he saw her. He wore his favorite Doctor Who shirt, and his messy brown hair fell over his thick framed glasses as usual.

“Happy birthday, Franklin.” Sarah said, handing him the gift bag with a shy smile. She could feel her cheeks redden as their hands briefly touched.

“Thanks! This is awesome.” He said, peeking into the bag and grinning.

Just as Sarah was about to ask Franklin if they could talk in private, the basement door swung open with a loud bang. Brett, Franklin’s older brother, swaggered down the stairs, his muscular frame filling the narrow space. Behind him trailed his girlfriend Kayla, her high-pitched bitchy laugh grating on everyone's nerves. Behind them was their posse of equally obnoxious friends.

“Hey, baby bro!” Brett called out, his voice dripping with mock affection.

Franklin’s face tightened with a mixture of fear and anger. “Brett, mom said you couldn’t crash my party!”

Brett ignored him and sauntered over to the stereo, swapping the geeky soundtrack for loud, thumping music. Kayla and her friends started raiding the snacks, making loud comments about the “kiddie” party.

Sarah's blood boiled as she watched Franklin’s party being hijacked. She couldn’t stand seeing him hurt like this. Summoning all her courage, she marched up to Brett. “Hey! You can’t just come in here and ruin everything!”

Brett raised an eyebrow, amused. Before he could respond, Kayla stepped in front of him, a condescending smile plastered on her face. “Aww, look at you standing up for your little nerdy friend. How cute.” She said and pushed her onto the nearby sofa with a cackle.

Brett smirked, relishing the tension in the room. “Alright, we’ll leave. How about a little game?”

“And then you’ll leave?” Franklin asked.

“Scouts honor.” Brett said making a mock crossing of his heart. Franklin nodded.

“Ok we’re going to play a little game I like to call, 7 minutes in heaven.” Brett said with a deepening grin.

All the nerds in the room shifted uncomfortably, they knew what was involved in that game and the social awkwardness that came with it.

“But we don’t have any bottles to spin.” Franklin said matter of factly. Brett looked around the room and grabbed a long, somewhat phallic statue.

“This will do.” Brett said picking it up.

Franklin’s eyes widened in horror. “Brett, we can’t use that! That’s one of Mom and Dad’s fertility idols they got on vacation!”

“Cram it Franklin, it’s just a game. Now everyone, sit in a circle.” Brett snapped

The room fell silent as Brett’s friends began to sit down, their sneers making it clear they were enjoying the discomfort they caused. Sarah exchanged a worried glance with Franklin, but reluctantly, everyone followed suit and sat in a circle on the floor.

One of Brett’s friends, Greg, a tall guy with a smirk that matched Brett's, took the idol and spun it hard. The room watched with a mix of dread and anticipation as it slowed, finally pointing at Lydia, a shy girl from Franklin’s group who was known for her encyclopedic knowledge of all things Star Trek.

Brett laughed loudly, picked up the idol and handed it to Greg. “Alright, time for 7 minutes in heaven! Get in the closet, you two.”

Greg hesitated, clearly not thrilled about the idea, but under Brett’s watchful eye, he reluctantly stood up and walked over to Lydia. She blushed furiously but allowed herself to be led into the small closet nearby. The door closed behind them, and an awkward silence filled the basement.

The next seven minutes felt like an eternity. Brett's group exchanged snide remarks, while Franklin and his friends watched the closet door with a mixture of anxiety and curiosity.

Finally, the door creaked open, and the two emerged. Though it was subtle, Lydia looked different. Her glasses were gone, her hair was out of it's ponytail and from somewhere she had gotten gum and was chewing it obnoxiously. Sarah spied her nails and saw they were long and manicured. Did she have those earlier, she thought to herself.

Apart from her physical difference though she seemed to hold herself differently. Her head held higher, her poise more confident. She clung to Greg as though she were his girlfriend.

“Eh, dude me and my lady here are going to head out.” Greg said to Brett as her looked lustfully at Lydia and tossed the idol back to Brett who looked at them confused.

“Fine, leave. Whatever.” Brett said eventually shrugging his shoulders. Irritated by loosing two of the party but undeterred, he turned his gaze to the circle. “Alright, who’s next? You over there, spin.” He ordered, pointing at one of Franklin’s friends.

As the game continued, a strange pattern began to emerge. Each time the idol was spun, the pair that went into the closet emerged with a transformation that no one could quite explain. If a nerd spun and landed on one of Brett’s bully friends, the bully would come out transformed, more like the nerd who spun, and vice versa. And each time, the pair exited the closet infatuated with each other, holding hands, and promptly left the party together.

It was odd, surreal even, but no one thought there was anything at play other than some horny teens’ hormones getting the best of them. The tension in the room grew thicker with each round, and now only Brett, Kayla, Sarah, and Franklin remained.

“Well only four left. We could call it quits now, but let’s see where this goes.” Brett grinned as he took the idol and spun it.

The idol whirled around, everyone holding their breath as it slowed. When it finally stopped, it was pointing directly at Sarah.

Sarah’s heart skipped a beat. She glanced at Franklin, who looked as though he wanted to intervene, but Brett was already stepping forward, his sneer firmly in place.

“Looks like it’s you and me, nerd girl.” Brett said mockingly as he grabbed Sarah by the arm and led her to the closet.

“Don’t go falling in love with her.” Kayla said with a cackle after them.

Inside the cramped closet, Sarah and Brett stood on opposite sides, arms crossed and glaring at each other, with the idol standing between them against the wall on the floor. The tension was palpable, and for a moment, the only sound was their breathing.

Then, faintly at first, Sarah began to hear whispers in her head. “Brett is so manly, so handsome. Isn’t he better than that loser Franklin?” She shook her head, trying to ignore the foreign voice, but it grew louder and more insistent. Neither her or Brett had noticed the idol's eyes glowing.

“If Franklin really cared about you he’d be ripping that door open to get you but he’s not because he’s weak and pathetic. Brett on the other hand… that’s a real man.” The voice continued and she found her eyes betraying her as they slowly drifted over to Brett.

She drank in the sight of his strong jawline, his confident stance. The repulsion she once felt for him and his cruel ways started to melt away, replaced by an inexplicable attraction. She bit her lip hungrily, her body reacting before her mind could catch up.

Her body was starting to heat up as memories of seeing him mow the lawn topless ran through her head. The image of his glistening muscles making her panties suddenly wet. She tugged at her clothes in discomfort as if they were too tight.

She didn't yet realise but her tits had gone up two sizes already and her waist had shrunk. Her butt as well had swelled enough to give her whole body a new more pleasing silhouette. She hadn't yet noticed but Brett had.

He looked at her like he had never had before, his eyes noticing curves he had missed. Sarah was just the nerd next door but for some reason now he was seeing her in a completely different light.

"Did you get a haircut or something? Whatever it is you're looking great." He asked her with a mix of confusion and intrigue.

Sarah felt her his eyes on her, looking at her, noticing her. She liked it. “Mmmm he's complimenting you, that's more than Franklin ever does. Reward him.” The voice purred in her head.

"You tell me." She grinned as reached up, pulled her hair out of its ponytail, and let it cascade down her back in a teasing manner. Brett's eyes followed her every movement, almost entranced.

"No I don't think that's it. Maybe it's your glasses?" He said with a cheeky smile as he took a step towards her. Her heart pounded as he did.

"He likes you, but can you make him WANT you?" The voice in her head said darkly.

Sarah took off her glasses, tossing them aside carelessly. Her vision remained perfectly clear, as if her transformation had enhanced her senses and although she couldn't see them, her eyes had changed from her dull brown to icy blue.

"What glasses?" She said returning his cheeky smile to him, while taking a step closer herself. They now stood closer to one another than they ever had in their life.

"I know, it's got to be those nails." Brett said snapping his fingers and nodding towards her hands. Sarah looked down at her freshly manicured talons painted red. It didn't even dawn on her that they had been chipped and bitten only a few minutes ago.

She flexed her hand and looked at her nails with glee. They looked good but her mind couldn't help wonder how they would look wrapped around Brett's cock.

"Take him! You deserve him and it'll be so hawt stealing him from Kayla, won't it?" The voice purred as Sarah ran a hand up Brett's strong chest, her fingers lightly tracing the contours of his muscles.

While clearly turned on, Brett nevertheless cocked his eyebrow in curiosity. “What are you doing?”

Sarah smiled flirtatiously “Just admiring the view.” She replied, her voice sultry. Her eyes locked onto his, a mischievous glint in them as she continued to explore his chest with her hand.

"What's gotten into you?" Brett asked, his voice low and husky.

"Does it matter?" Sarah replied, her voice dripping with seduction. "I think we're both enjoying it, don't you?"

Brett lifted a hand to her face, cupping it tenderly sending a shiver down Sarah’s spine. Her body was red hot with desire for him but a part of her still resisted, urging her to leave. The part of her that still held a candle for Franklin. However just as she was building up enough strength to pull away, Brett extinguished that candle with a kiss.

As their mouths moved together and their tongues entwined the transformation in Sarah surged. Her chest swelled even more, filling out her shirt to the point where it strained against the fabric. Her skin took on a golden tan, becoming flawless and radiant.

Makeup appeared on her face, enhancing her natural beauty with perfectly applied eyeshadow, mascara, and lipstick. Her dull brown eyes became icy blue.

As Brett and Sasha continued their fervent kiss, a deeper transformation began to take hold. Sasha's mind started to shift, reshaping her thoughts and desires. The once fervent love for nerdy stuff like comics, video games, and sci-fi dissolved, replaced by an intense interest in makeup, jewelry, and fashionable clothes. The joy she once found in knowledge and creativity morphed into a fixation on beauty, status, and power.

Despite the heat of the moment, something in Sarah's mind was compelling her to open her eyes. When she did she finally saw out of the corner of her eye the idol. It's eyes glowing an ominous red. That's when she put two and two together.

The idol they had been using as a makeshift bottle was somehow turning the spinner’s target into the spinner’s perfect partner. She knew if she didn’t stop it soon she’d be forever changed, she'd no longer be the Sarah everyone knew. But she didn’t want to stop it now, she wanted more!

Her previous kindness and empathy were overwritten by a growing desire to be bad, to assert her dominance and superiority over others. She relished the idea of being a bully, of wielding her newfound beauty and charisma to get what she wanted, regardless of who she hurt in the process. The spark of cruelty in her eyes intensified, and she pulled away from Brett, looking at him with a newfound arrogance.

"My God Sarah...you're..." Brett said, his eyes wide with amazement at the complete transformation before him.

"Ah ah, call me Sasha, babe." She interrupted, a playful smile on her lips.

Brett nodded, unable to tear his eyes away from her. "Sasha... you're incredible."

“You haven’t seen anything yet.” She said with a devilish smile as she sunk to her knees and undid his belt. Brett's cock sprang eagerly out and Sasha's mouth began to water at the sight of it.

Wasting no time she wrapped her pink lips around it and started to suck. Brett groaned immediately as she worked his dick like a pro. She couldn't believe how good it tasted, she was going to enjoy doing this more often.

As she sucked her body continued to change. Her hair darkened, her pussy tightened, and her body became incredibly fit and flexible. It dawned on her that the other guys and girls that had been in there before them had only kissed, their passions fuelling the idol only so much and in turn their transformation. Sasha was now the hottest girl in school but she wasn't about to stop there.

Running her tongue up his shaft and hungrily swallowing his precum, Sasha pushed Brett against the wall of the closet, kissing him deeply.

"Fuck me babe, fuck me hard with your big dick! Rip off my panties and fuck me." She moaned in his ear. Brett expertly undid her now baggy jeans which slumped to her ankles. He did as she had asked and ripped her underwear off her in one clean tear. She giggled at the sight of his strength.

Her giggles soon turned into passionate moans as his dick slid easily into her wet pussy. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as the idol's eyes bathed the two of them in red light.

Sasha’s tits grew even bigger, her lips plumped up and her skin became even softer and more tan. Even her clothes began to change. Her jeans seemed to turn to dust and blow away. Her nerdy shirt grew a little longer, darker, turning into a little black slutty dress. High expensive heels wrapped around her pedicured toes. She lifted herself onto Brett and wrapped her sleek legs around him.

“Mmmm yessss baby, fuck what little of the nerd I used to be out of me! Oh god, I’m going to cum!” Sasha whined as Brett pounded her pussy over and over until a wave of pleasure washed over both of them as they both climaxed.

“Oh my god Sasha you’re perfect.“ Brett managed to say as her lifted her gently back down onto her feet.

Sasha pressed herself against him, her body warm and inviting. "You’re not so bad yourself stud." She purred.

Sasha smirked, reveling in her new identity. She straightened her dress and admired her reflection in the mirror, her thoughts centered on her own beauty and power.

Sasha and Brett emerged from the closet, hand in hand, their faces glowing with a shared and inexplicable infatuation. Franklin and Kayla stared at the pair in stunned silence.

Kayla, her face twisting with anger and jealousy, stepped forward. “What the hell Brett? I thought all those sounds we heard was a joke!”

Sasha grinned triumphantly as she squeezed on Brett’s arm, ignoring the glare from Kayla. Kayla however grabbed Sasha and pulled her from her embrace.

“I don’t know what you think you’re doing slut, but get your hands off my man!” Kayla snarled.

Sasha laughed, a cruel, mocking sound that echoed through the room. “Bitch, you’re yesterday’s trash.” With a swift, calculated move, she grabbed Kayla’s hair and yanked it hard, causing her to yelp in pain and fall to her knees.

Relishing her power, Sasha pointed a perfectly manicured finger at Franklin. “That’s your man now.” She declared with a smirk.

Kayla’s eyes filled with fury and confusion as she looked at Franklin, who seemed equally bewildered. Sasha turned her attention to Franklin, her eyes gleaming with a mixture of malice and amusement. “Spin the idol, Franklin.”

Brett tossed the idol to Franklin who put it on the ground and gave the idol a spin. As it slowed, Sasha maneuvered Kayla to make sure she was in its path.

Sasha’s grin widened. “Looks like it’s your turn, Kayla. Enjoy your seven minutes in heaven.” She said and pushed Kayla toward the closet, the look in her eyes daring her to protest.

Reluctantly, Kayla stepped into the closet with Franklin following suit, clutching the idol. Sasha slammed the door behind them and Brett propped a chair up to seal them in.

Brett pulled Sasha close, his hands resting on her waist. “You know, I never thought I’d see the day when little nerdy Sarah would turn into such a knockout bitch.” He said with a smirk.

Sasha chuckled, running her fingers through Brett’s hair. “And I never thought I’d find myself attracted to a mean guy like you, Brett. Funny how things change, huh?”

Brett leaned in, his lips brushing against her ear. “So, what’s the plan now babe? You going to take over the whole school?”

Sasha grinned, her eyes gleaming with ambition. “Oh, you bet. I’m going to be the queen bee, and no one’s going to stand in my way. Not Kayla, not anyone.”

Brett’s smirk widened. “I like the sound of that. And I’ll be right by your side, making sure no one forgets who’s in charge.”

Sasha leaned in for another kiss, savoring the power she felt in Brett’s arms. “Oh fuck you make me so wet you hawt bastard. Come on, lets go upstairs so you can fuck my brains out some more.” She grinned as she pulled him towards the stairs.

"What about those two?" Brett said half heartedly as he gestured a thumb at the closet.

"Leave them. The longer they are in there the more dorky Kayla will become. Taking her place as the queen bee will be a cake walk." Sasha smirked as she led Brett up and out of the basement.

[its-nap-time-baby]

Sick little

Pairing: Daddy!Stucky x little!reader

Warning: Sick little. It will be edited soon. Its cringe.

It started about a week ago. That's when you started to feel sick, but now it's even worse. You were throwing up, couldn't sleep, and had hot flashes. Your temperature was 101.2, it was worse than that before and you had to go to the hospital for a check-up. They took blood, which you did not like at all.

Now you're laying on your kiddy couch with your daddy Bucky and your Papa Steve. Your head was laying on your daddy's lap while your legs were thrown across your Papa's lap. Bucky was playing with your hair while Stevie was rubbing your back and legs.

"Want a blankie doll face?" Your papa asked.

"No, is too hot in here, Papa," you said while shivering. Even though you're hot, you keep shivering, but you can't seem to stop.

Bucky then asks, "Would you like your paci dolly?"

"No, daddy I gon gets germs on it, and we gon ave ta throw it away."

                                    ~~~

A few hours later you have to take your medicine. It actually taste good compared to all your other medicine. 

You take it like a good, big girl and you daddy's praise you for it.

"Good job dolly."

"Good job doll face," they both say at the same time.

"Now it's time to play dolly but be careful."

                                   ~~~

You play tea party with your daddies when you start to feel sick again and that when you throw up on the tea table.

"I- I didn mean to! I sowwy!" You kept repeating until your papa calmed you down and you daddy went to clean up your mess.

Once you were cleaned and in new clothes you played once more with you daddies this time you just play barbies since your table needed to dry.

"I hungy daddy," you say as you yawn.

"Ok love, I'll make you food while papa get our bed ready to take a nap in, we'll be right there with you so we can cuddle," your daddy explains.

                                    ~~~

You finally finished with your Frnch toast sticks when you papa comes and get you for your nap.

Papa picks you up and ask what do you want to read for your nap time.

"Mmmm, I wan 'I love you to the moon and back' please papa," you say sleepily.

And that's what you daddy read to you while papa cuddled you to sleep. Once he was finished with the book your daddy finally came to lay with you.

[transformers-spike]

What would be the cons reactions to their babies learning how to transform at any time at any moment bc I feel like the whoem nemesis would be in disaster

The vehicons are scared for their lives - one wrong step and they'll ripped to shreds. These things are so tiny, their sires should put reflective tape on them. I assume the kiddies have Cybertronian altmodes too. On one hand, it's bittersweet to watch them have so much fun this way. On the other hand, their operations are put on hold as they try to wrangle the sparklings Starscream is extremely stressed out because his seeker frame is made for high speed. Ergo, his kid inherited his altmode and has zero impulse control, becoming a danger to itself. Starscream starts organizing outside flights just so his kiddo can get its energy out. He actually has a lot more fun than he wants to admit, watching over his spawn as it discovers the joys of flight Knock Out's kid is a little bastard who keeps crashing into and running over pedes. He's frustrated and worried sick because it keeps getting injured this way. He ends up quarantining in the medbay yelling at patients to watch the door as they enter lest the little one try to escape. KO hatessss how his sparkling keeps aiming for his pedes as revenge Breakdown's is KO's kid's partner in crime. It does a lot more damage when it crashes into pedes (nothing major tho, just some mild dents/scratches). Breakdown is TERRIFIED of accidentally stepping on it - but at least he can hear it coming from a mile away. It inherited his loud engine. He keeps trying to barter with it through his EM field - but his child does not give a fuck about his opinion Dreadwing is doing even worse than Starscream emotionally. His spawn is also a jet, and if it hurts itself Dreadwing will never ever EVER forgive himself. So now it's stuck in baby jail (aka his cockpit) while he works. He's already lost his twin, he can't take another loss. At least he flies with his child outside the Nemesis, being extremely overprotective and stressed out of his mind. Someone get this bot therapy Soundwave's solution to his sparkling flying around is to wrap a tendril around it so it can partake in zoomies without injuring itself. It goes in circles and circles, as happy as can be. Although it once crashed into Soundwave's visor and shattered it. Rip Soundwave - he was actually more worried about his crying sparkling than his own injuries. It's ok he was a gladiator once. Laserbeak is monitoring his child when he's busy getting it fixed - Laserbeak should get a raise Shockwave is coping the best out of everyone. His kid has a sort of playroom installed with cameras so he can monitor it as it drives in circles. If its EM field is distressed, he's just going to facetime his kid. As time goes on, he installs a little obstacle course for it to refine its skills. His sparkling becomes the best driver for this reason alone Megatron is... he has trouble seeing his sparkling in its alt-mode. It's his old alt as a miner, a type of drill. He may uphold that a bot's worth isn't tied to it, but keep in mind he changed his to a jet. Seeing his child like this distresses him greatly even if he knows there's nothing wrong with it. He tends to isolate himself a lot as a result. A lot of times he's just holding his sparkling to his chassis without saying anything in the privacy of his habsuite. He's not doing well

[soupiestzilla]

HEH.. HEHEHEHE... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Alright alright I'll stop sksks BUT I CAME HERE TO BRING FOOD, EVEN IF IT'S JUST SKETCHES, MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

OKAY FIRST DISH. I like the idea of Vee needing her limbs to have oil/ink/idk what they call it exactly sksks so she always moves without any issue and I like to think that yes Veronica does it but Shelly likes doing it for her, like they sit down somewhere soft like pillows and that and I love to think that Vee feels safe enough to show her most vulnerable parts and Shelly is super careful, even using a cloth so nothing spills and that. She definitely hums as she takes her time with it too and Vee likes listening to it as she sits still sksksk.

One other thing I like to think is that Vee has these soft parts that can attach to her limbs and underneath is all the vulnerable stuff/wires basically. Like.. think of the green part on Vee's body but it's also on her limbs?? And it's soft? A kid has definitely asked for a hug from Vee before sksks and they offer at least some protection from water but not much sksks I still have the reference but imagine they have the same color as Vee's body sksk

(ik ik not the best pictures-)

I also like to think that Shelly cleans Vee with a towel and something so she can always be shiny and not to have dust on her or anything else and y'know how dust is in general for machines, Shelly really likes doing that sksksk

NOW THE SECOND DISH, HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE!!!!

I LOVE to think that Vee can hear better from her microphone tail so she likes pressing it against Shelly's upper chest, where her heart is so she can listen to her heartbeat and soft breathing, it basically calms Vee down cuz she knows it's from Shelly and AJDHAHDHAHS I'm so soft for them help me- also yes Shelly has definitely grabbed the microphone before and has whispered her love to Vee from it BAHAHAHAHA GO GO WIVES!!!

Ik ik I still struggle with anatomy skdksjs but I wanted to do something with toaster Vee (I hope I'm saying it right sksks) Shelly thinks she's absolutely adorable MUAHAHAHAHAHA look at lil Vee trying to move her lil legs as the tail is wagging sksksk

AND LASTLY (For now >:) don't think I'm done with art MUAHAHA-) but I also really adore the idea of Shelly learning how Vee's body works and even helping her with repairs or maintenance or even something that is glitchy and that. Even if my Shelly design, she has kinda sharp nails, she is SOOOOO careful with Vee oml she's such a sweetheart and she even talks while doing that for Vee so Vee wouldn't sit in silence or feel pain silently from a glitch or a wire going wrong in her body, the trust those two have with each other MMMMMMM

I came here to leave food, I can't draw hands, good day y'all, will definitely make more art of those two like I love them so much, they are my favorite (and I also simp for them hard too we got the whole ass package here-), now I will go back to procrastination 🙏🙏

(Also you are such a cool person I hope you know that- ik I rambled so hard but man I'm legit not normal about them BAHAHAHAHA, HAVE A GOOD DAY, I GOT ENOUGH OF YOUR TIME BYE BYE-)

HOLY FUCKIN MOLY

THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE??????

Kicks feET LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

Zilla dies beware

OK

FIRST DISH.

SHELLY MAINTAINING VEE????? LIKE A ?? WHOLE ASS MECHANIC GIRLFRIEND HYBRID???

SpINS AWAY TO SWITZERLAND.

I LOVE THE IDEA BROTHER. LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF SHELLVISION. SHES HUMMING. BEING CAREFUL ON HER OPTIMUS PRIME OF A GF. HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAGDUWOKD

DISH 1.5??? . WAITER. WAITER COME HERE.

VEE BEING SOFt. THE KIDDIES. THE KIDDIES WILL EAT THIS UP

Oh my word. Oh my goob. Oh my golf. Shes a whole. A whole. A whole microwave. But she becomes floofed up for the kids.

Walks out with suspiciously vee being padded up for the kids headcanon shaped bag

(random but i like how u made an arrow pointing down to draw the rest of her foot. You thoughtful lil bagel lol)(/with love)(platonically)(YOU BAGEL OF PLATONIC LOVE)

(oh shelly. You angel. You angle. You 90° angle. You fucking triangle you. YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE TRAINGLE. YOU TOWELING THE DUST OFF UR GF. YOU. CREIIIIIEWEWWSSSSWPWKEHQJ)

DisH TWO.

SHELLYS HEARTBEAT CALMING VEE DOWN? CONTAIN ME. CONTAIN ME OFFICERS. TAKE ME AWAY. (OH THIS WORLD WILL TAKE ME EARLY)(THIS IS SO SOFT)(BROTHER YOU ACTUALLY BLESSED MY ASKBOX TODAY)(WHAT THE HEl/)

AND SHELLY WHISPERING INTO THE MICCCCXXD dies for realsies i am gONE.

Ok kids cover your ears miss zilla ia about to lose it

Inhales

Hmmm

TTTTOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRRR VVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU DO NOT SUCK AT ANATOMY. TOASTER VEE IS SUBJECTIVE. AND I SUBJECT. YOU. TO??? FIVE. NONO SWVEN. BROTHER I SUBJECT YOU ETERNITY IN THE CORNER. THE PEAK CORNER.

(OH HER LIL LEGS. HER LIL LEGS ARE SWINGING. SHELLYS TAIL. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYYY GOOB.)(people see me and send me shelly holding toaster vee)(this is exactly how i wish to be seen)(sobs like a widowed penguin)(idk)(do penguins even het widowed)

REACHES THROUGH THE SCREEN

YOU'RE TELLING ME. GIRL BASICALLY HAS CLAWS. AND VEE STILL LETS HER GO BOB THE BUILDER ON HER. oh im over. Oh its too late. Beeeeeeeeeeeeppp (me in the hospital)(no hope left for me)(i love it when)(i love when)(when)(this much trust)(im finsihed)(VEE TRUSTS HER SO MUCH)(SHELLY LEARNS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HER GF)(THIS IS RHE EQUIVALENT OF TAKING CARE OF uR SICK LOVER NO?)(OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE EQUIVALENT BUT LIKE WHEN UR GF IS A TV LOL)

WE ALL SUCK AT DRAWING HANDS. HANDS DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW THEMSELVES. DON'T WORRY.

YOURE COOL TOO. I LOVE YOUR ART BRO. I LOVE THESE HEADCANONS. PLS DONT BE SHY IF U EVER COOK LIKE THIS AGAIN. DESTROY MY INBOX LMAO. I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU

Dies

[timkontheunsure]

The clocks back theory

Something in this zanny one is plot relevance. (Probably relevant to this season's finale, Sinsmas)

It could be a couple of things, or both. 🙂

Emberlynn's amulet

It could be the Dhorks and cherubs related. But would be funnier if the people writing akuma no otto, the devil' husband, were just using a lot of religious stuff as backstory. (Like Hazbin hotel does. Hey offbrand Charlie).

If Stolas' seal is all that's to summon him, I can see merchants for a show accidentally making holly protection. 😆

Dumb fanfic

Ok, so gist is a someone who previously had a wife stands up against satan to protect their lover.

And Satan is turning up soon, probably in Sinsmas.

Blitz and IMP look to be in trouble in the trailer.

What if they get caught?

We know Andrealphus is plotting something to get all of Stolas' wealth, legions and title. And 'technically' doing this for Stella, Stolas' wife, so she'll get more in the divorce. (Actually doing it so he gets it).

Emberlynn also calls Blitz a demon prince.

Wich makes me think it's foreshadowing Stolas being the one taking a stand for his man. Not Blitz (this time).

There's been a theme this season of Stolas learning to choose, and stand up for what he wants. After failing to do so before last

Like going through with the divorce,

Makeing sure Blitz can manage his business without him,

And setting a boundary of needing space when he's hurt. Something that's really hard do with loved ones.

These are all pieces of rebuilding you have to do after abuse.

This part with the ars goeita, Andy and Vassago, Mammon and Satan all looks to be in the same place.

I'm assuming this meeting is about IMP's illegal use of the grimoire. To show Stolas is too incompetent and unfit for his job.

While Blitz now has a legal method and is under Asmodeus jurisdiction, how much will that help when Ozzie's also very publicly dating an imp?

That might make him seem to biased to help, when Blitz originally was lent the grimoire for sleeping with Stolas.

But why would Mammon be helping here?

Blitz burned down Loo loo land, while IMP were being bodyguards for Stolas. Wonder if hell has a law about being liable for any damage that contractors do?

But I can see Stolas standing up against Satan in the ars goeita council, to keep Blitz and IMP safe.

So why do I think the amulet might come back in?

A lot of people at assuming Andy is going to win this. (Couldn't be arsed to keep putting the full name anymore. And I get a laugh thinking it'd piss the pompous bugger off).

That he'll take everything from Stolas. Money, home, job, grimoire, and probably even Via. 🙁 (Don't think that'll stick as Via is a real daddy's girl).

Stolas without his grimoire would probably be vulnerable to Andy, especially if he's just been dragged by the council.

Thinking this is going to get a call back.

A lot of us have been wondering how Blitz is defending a vulnerable Stolas.

Maybe the strangle looking knife is merchant from the akuma no otto show lol?

(NB I had to do so many double check that I didn't put Santa instead of Satan in this thing. 😅 Heh dyslexic kiddies write Christmas lists to hell lol).

[burningcheese-merchant]

Добрый вечер из украины:33

последние пару дней я вычитывала о ваших голденспайс фанкидах и не могла перестать думать о том что мое единственное умение(а именно рисовать котят) может не плохо отыграться

Я В ВОСТОРГЕ ОТ ВАШИХ МИКРОДЕТОК БОЖЕ и от фанфиков тоже, они вызывают у меня конкретное состояние восторга и счастье

Пеппер Джэк и его микромалютка сестрёнка

хочу думать что Чизз учила его как пользоваться крыльями в полной мере

I don't even know what to say... I'm so giddy looking at this haha. Let me start by saying hello back to you! I really hope you and your loved ones (if they're there with you) are doing ok over there in Ukraine, I know things are... not great there right now and you have all of my best wishes (and my worry/concern lol)! With that said...

YOUR ART IS B E A U T I F U L !!!!! I LOVE IT!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED AND I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT ELSE YOU CAN DRAW!!! I'm so grateful you showed me this, I love when people send me their art :') I hope I can learn to draw as well as you do

BURNINGCHEESE KITTENS AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I scream as I melt into a puddle of goo)

I'm so happy you like my fankids so much :') and my fics too. I put a lot of love into both, it always means a lot to me when someone comes to tell me they like them. I hope I'm able to keep entertaining people with my works and thoughts

I love that you notice and enjoy all the little details about the kiddies! Including that Matar Paneer is supposed to be tiny 😂 Kitten Jack watching over teeny tiny Kitten Paneer is the best thing ever, my eyes have been blessed

You're right about Golden Cheese teaching Pepper Jack to fly! She was honestly overjoyed when she saw those little wings on his back when he was born. She taught him to fly, she taught him how to preen, she did everything. Mama Bird and Baby Bird! (On the other hand, Spice taught Paneer how to take care of her hair. They have the exact same hair, texture and length and everything, so he taught her how she's supposed to brush it and all that. Daddy/daughter bonding yay!!!)

This ask really made my day, thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️ You can look forward to more BurningCheese spam from me in the future, fankids included lol

[pumpkinbxtch]

ok so like I just requested so please take your time on this next one, I’m over here asking again alr because you’re response was so nice to my last one it made me feel ok asking again 😭❤️❤️❤️ I’ll be a little more specific with this one <3

Apollo x Fem!Reader, where the reader is a mortal who keeps reincarnating every hundred or so years and Apollo falls in love every single time 🤭 and once again it’s been a 100 or so years, and suddenly he meets her again!!! this can be god!apollo or Lester!apollo bcs honestly there’s so many possibilities with both so I’ll leave that up to you :3

Again take your time with this one and feel free not to even accept it right away!!! Thank you for the last one again and pls have a great day!! YOURE THE BEST ❤️❤️

• ° . ☆ “Free coupons, take one and cry all afternoon”

— apollo x mortal!reader

part ii

Summary: Apollo has literally loved you for years and years and lifetimes. Now that you return to him, that time his crossroads will not be long, but at least he was able to see you and fall in love with you once again. warnings: bad words, yea umm. Haha a/n: I'm so happy you liked what I wrote. It's really very important to me. AND SORRY if I'm late, it's just inspiration. The gods refused to give it to me, but it is here. Kisses.- From the other side of the milky way, María.

The first time, Apollo saw you and without hesitation passed his heart towards you. Oh gods, he had the best weeks of his life, but then he had to let you go. You were a mortal, he couldn't be with you for long without exposing you to danger.

And since he loved you so much, he decided to give up, he forced himself to see more for you than for his need to be with you.

He had already calculated it, it was about 100 years or so to see you again, but throughout those, he changed completely, he had to face a great battle against his father's ego and that of himself. He almost forgot how old and ageless he was, when you spend more than six months fighting for your life, that's how it is. Until that day when he accompanied his now friends to an amusement park, the same ones as always; Will, Nico, Rachel, Meg, and the seven. Ten young adults, one teenager and ONE “apparent” young adult. They were having a great time, actually.

The roller coasters, the ice cream, the sun (him), the kiddie rides that Meg insisted on riding. But Apollo had gotten tired, can a god get tired? Well, he's trying to keep up with so many demigods with ADHD at a fun fair.

He took a seat on one of those wooden benches with faded rainbow paint. The others looked for him and gathered around.

— Apollo! I want to go to the water attraction —  Percy said, holding Annabeth's hand, who was apparently analyzing the map of the place.

— Yes, and then we go to the flying chairs — said Jason, his practically brother. A smile that he had never seen adorned his face, next to him, Leo hung from the blonde's neck.

—Yes, come on, sunny.

—Don't be lazy, I want to go to the carousel.— Meg said, squeezing the dolphin plushie that he had won for her in the shooting game.

Frank handed him his ice cream, and Hazel looked at him for any injuries.

Will and Nico seemed to have moved on, they were very lovey-dovey lately.

—Thank you, Frank. I'm fine —

— If you don't like sharing, I can go get one for you.

Apollo smiled and brushed his brown hair out of his face.

—I'm fine, man. Don't worry.

But he knew that wasn't the case, he felt something in his stomach that wouldn't leave him alone.

Piper and Rachel looked at each other, both seeming to read each other's minds as they discussed something.

—How about we walk Meg to the carousel and come back for you? It sounds fun, a bunch of us riding metal animals going up and down —  Piper said, taking Meg's hand. Rachel nodded and smiled at Apollo.

— Yes, I think it will be enough for you to rest.

No one had any objections, but Apollo had sensed a certain charm in the words of Aphrodite's daughter. Was he missing something?

Everyone advanced and Rachel was the last to set off, she looked at the god knowingly.

— Good luck.

Apollo did not know what those words meant, and he waved goodbye. A remorse for not accompanying them invaded him, but he stayed sitting on the bench. He ruffled his curls anxiously and leaned on his thighs, taking in the great view of the concrete with a cooler of ants carrying breadcrumbs. Then, he felt a hit on the head and an apology.

— Sorry! Are you ok?

He looked up and oh, fuck. It was you? He could feel his heart crushing and feeling on fire. Apollo stood up from the bench.

— I-I'm fine, don't worry.

The last time he had seen you, your eyes were the color of olive, now they were brown, but the look was the same. You gave him a warm smile and placed your hands on your chest.

— Really? —

He nodded and smiled, too.  For you, Apollo's blue eyes became familiar within seconds of seeing them.

— We know each other?

“We've met thousands of times,” he wanted to say, but he couldn't. In other lives, he had told you that he was a god, and you believed him. But the situation in how you had met that day, the hurried manner of your meeting, told him that the meeting with you would not last at all. Even so, seconds or glances were enough for him, he was already in love with you, again.

His heart was immersed in melancholy, and he wanted to hug you.

— Maybe…

You opened your eyes a little and approached him curiously, you smelled like lavender and sunshine, that last one made his stomach flip. You were almost invading his personal space, which made him push his chin back to avoid bumping into your nose.

— I thought that, too. Do you come here often? It's just that I work at one of those food islands. — You told him and stepped back smiling to show him your uniform. You had a cap with the company logo embroidered on it.

— Ahm yes, with… — He thought of Meg and the others. He made a silent apology to Artemis — My sister and my friends.

You widened your smile and dug something into your pants pockets.

Apollo wanted to kiss you.

You hummed and finally took out some papers. Would you give him your number?

You held them out to him.

— Coupons!

Apollo took them gently, your fingers collided with his, and you felt a kind of electricity in your stomach. You let out a nervous laugh.

— Well, see you…— The boy came out of his trance. A name, he wouldn't say Apollo, would he?, but…

—Lester! — You smiled again and waved your hand goodbye.

— See you, Lester.

And you walked away from him, leaving him empty and wanting to take you with him to spend the rest of the afternoon at the fair, to be happy, to be together.

He spread the coupons in the palm of his hand and looked at them. He was able to gain something from his misfortune, at least. Of course, why not? Burgers for everyone.

— Apollo! — Meg's voice made him turn, and he smiled when he saw everyone. It seemed that Will and Nico had found their way back to the others.

Rachel met his gaze, she seemed slightly worried. So at that moment it all became obvious, she knew he would meet you.

Apollo sighed and held up the coupons in his hand.

— are you hungry?

[delighteddistractions555]

LMK Incorrect Quotes 6#

It’s been a hectic week for our friends…

Red Son: I AM EVIL INCARNATE! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME AS I UNLEASH MY RAGING WRATH UPON THE PATHETIC WORLD-

Nezha: Red!! I finished dinner! You either invite your friends to come inside or I’ll drag you in myself! 

MK: Wait a hot piping minute-did you move in with Nezha?!

Red Son: Uuuhhh-AHAHAHAHA!! I THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RED SON-

Nezha: Got kicked out by his dad for at least six months due to his latest workshop experiment exploding at least half of the DBK fortress. 

Red Son: ……

MK: ……..

Mei: ……Reminds me of when I was shipped to my aunt’s for a few months because I accidentally broke a “priceless” vase once. 

Nezha: Ahem. Red Son.

Red Son: Uuugghhh…. Would you two peasants care to join us for dinner?

MK: Yay! Free food and bonding time!

Mei: Heck yeah sure!! 

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Sun Wukong: Hey Erlang, I just stole some succulent peach wine from Heaven. Want some?

Erlang Shen: Oh man, I wish. 

Sun Wukong: Let me guess, the little lotus prince put you on an alcohol ban?

Erlang Shen: Siiiiiiiiiiiggghhh….

Sun Wukong: Ok three-eyes, how did you screw up this time? 

Erlang Shen: Apparently face-timing Nezzie while drunk when he’s with his friends and calling yourself his “daddy” and him “baby princess” are the quickest ways to get banned from liquor for a FULL YEAR. 

Sun Wukong: O-O…….

Sun Wukong: *Rolls over in uncontrollable laughter.*

Erlang Shen: Go ahead, LAUGH AT MY MISERY!!!

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Macaque: Heard you kicked out your son.

PIF: I beg your pardon?!

Macaque: I mean, isn’t he living with Nezha now?

PIF: What?! I just got back from a Girl’s Week with Chang’e and left my boys at home….

PIF: Macaque… Where. Is. My. SON?!?! 

Macaque: With Nezha. Since he got kicked out by his dad for accidentally destroying half of your guys’ home-

PIF: AND YOU ARE TELLING ME MY HUSBAND USED THAT AS A PATHETIC EXCUSE TO GIVE AWAY MY BABY BOY?!?! 

Macaque: Eeeerrr, I guess?

PIF: MOWANG YOU DAMN, FREAKING, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING COWHIDE!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!

Macaque: *Calmly watches as an infuriated Princess Iron Fan storms after her husband.*

Erlang Shen: Ooooohhh, wonder why princess is so pissed?

Macaque: *Evil grin.* I regret nothing. (:

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MK: Give me a cookie!

Mei: And I’ll give you my heart!

Red Son: This is only the start to-wait, WHAT THE HECK ARE WE READING OFF OF?!?!

MK: Cookie Charm! It’s the latest hit song! 

Mei: ABOUT LOVE AND COOKIES!!!

Red Son: *Slaps his forehead.* Ugh! Why do I let you two idiots drag me into this stupid, peasant stuff!!

Mei: Because we would be totally horrible friends if we didn’t! :3

MK: It’s Friendship 101 to share all your cringy and addictive passions with your best friends!!

Red Son: …..Why the freaking flip is villainy less complicated than friendship?!?!

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Sun Wukong: I hate you.

Macaque: I hate you more.

Sun Wukong: I hate you so much that I rather watch you crumble before me instead of Erlang Shen.

Macaque: Oho! I hate you so much that I would gladly end the world so that you will have nowhere to live! 

Sun Wukong: Pfffft, pathetic! My hate for you is so immeasurable that not even the power of Primordial Chaos or Nuwa’s Color Stones could vanquish my unquenchable hatred for you!!

Macaque: Oh please, not even the ancients could protect you from my all-consuming black hole of hatred for you!

Sun Wukong: Heh, heh, if you think your mere hatred for me could possibly shield you from my superior embodiment of hatred. Then YOU are the greatest and doomed of fools to ever live-

Erlang Shen: And that kiddies, is a impeccable example of a toxic relationship. Everyone takes notes!

*MK, Mei, Red Son, Bai He, and Nezha jot down their notes.*

Sun Wukong: ……..

Macaque: ………

Sun Wukong: You know what, I actually hate Erlang more.

Macaque: Ditto. So do I. 

[respocked]

thinking of Things to Draw. hmm. it's kiddie idea day. dukat in sisko's quarters, which used to be his quarters, hanging on to the spot on the doorjamb where he measured how tall ziyal got as she grew up, and trying to look like he's not emotionally compromised but he can't hide SHIT because sisko's Dad Grief picks it up in a millisecond. quark holding the baby changeling in a hip flask for take your kid to work day. some variant of odo and the baby changeling "let's be glutinous with mama." garak with mila as a child. kira with taban as a child. jules with kukkalakka as a child. molly demanding Plant Facts from Uncle Garak, completely oblivious that garak and miles are tryna beef. a big ole jem'hadar with a teddy bear. take your pick knock yourself out

ok 1st of all the dukat thing absolutely ruined my life and i am sad now wtf!!!!! (/pos) sadness and grief on planet earth bajor

2nd of all

julian let him have One toy at least he's gonna cry!

anyway all of ur prompts are great but here is baby julian and also garak. transported in time and space just to not be given any fucken toys julian come on

[mrsniallhoran505]

Man these Kaia and Austin shippers really be something. When the rumors came out that they were engaged y'all ran with it. When the rumors came out that they moved in together y'all ran with it. Now that the rumors are that they split we're not allowed to discuss it and speculate on it. And we're not allowed to message our friends about it. We can't post those pictures cause it looks bad for Kaia.

News flash kiddies, we can talk about the rumors as much as we want. We can post what we want. And if those pictures were so bad for her why did she let them be taken. And don't give me that bs that they weren't supposed to be posted. Or that she didn't know. The camera is in her face and everyone knows if there's pics being taken there's a high near absolute possibility they will be posted and shared.

And don't come at me with it's innocent, it's just friends dancing. If they were innocent and just friends being friendly post them. Spread them. Show how friendly her and Marcello are. Don't tell others to take them down cause it's not good for her, they're just friends right.

And don't start with the "Zoe was there too!" She has nothing to do with what another grow ass adult does or doesn't do. Zoe being Austin's Co Star means nothing in this situation. If anything it makes kaia's behavior even more trashy. Zoe wasn't there to police Kaia and keep her in check. She wasn't an Austin stand in for Kaia. She was there for the same reason as Kaia. To party and have fun. Only difference is she knows how to conduct herself at events and parties so she doesn't get caught on camera in compromising situations with someone who isn't her fiance. Kaia knew she was there, knew who she was working with, and still acted a fool. Zoe's mere presence doesn't change the contents of those photos.

Stop coming to us and harassing us. Just cause you lived vicariously through Kaia/Austin and now you feel like you're being broken up with cause the relationship looks done and over with doesn't give you the right to be assholes on our blog's. I'm sorry Kaia cheated on you. I'm sorry Austin didn't go to your Disney land birthday celebration. Time to find a new couple to imagine you're a part of. Eat some chocolates, watch some romcoms, there'll be more couples for you to be delusional about. It's ok, you'll get through this.

[rot-decay-erosion]

SBG EP 83 SPOILS

WOOFOWOOFOWOFOOWODOFOWODOOWOOD/jk he’s so cool though we learn so much about him I’m dying

I KNEW THEY WERE IN THE MAFIA I KNEW !!!!! I K N E W AND NOW ALL THE KIDS R GONNA TRY AND ESCAPE WITH THE HELP OF ALEX AND RYAN

D: it’s ok Logan you look so traumatized baby what r u hiding 😞🤨 what happened to your parents Logan. LOVED THIS EPISODE LOTS THOUGH WE DIDNT GET MUCH OF THE KIDDIES LIKE I HOPED FOR.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

s2 ep7- Jhonny watches Danny Dhantom!!

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more jazz in this episode!! love her <3

fentonsibs my beloveds

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ever since i started watching this show, the blue to green eyes phantom trasnition in the intro has bugged me. right as the line “when he first woke up he realized he has snow white hair, and glowing green eyes” plays, he looks in the mirror, as phantom (white hair) and blue eyes, but his eyes turn green shortly after. Why??? his hair was already white, which was the other primary change noted in the song, but his eyes stayed blue until he blinked! which, i was thinking maybe he just needed to blink fo rit to take effect? but in that case, why wouldnt they have changed while he was lying with his eyes closed, dead? why were his eyes closed when he was dead? child sensoring obvi but it just doesnt make any sense? why would it take that long to reach his eyes??? maybe the electrical ghost shock acted as bleach somehow?? idk???? it still makes zero sense to me. idk. someone help

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fenton family vacayyyyy!!!

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“i wont stop until we cxatch a ghost and tear it apart molecule by molecule!!!” uhm sir ur son is traumatized. every single molecule 

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only he (danny) can see the pirate ghosts. awww... danny needs comfort. so much danny comfort. 

i mean i get why his family would just be thinking he's crazy but what if there is a ghost???

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‘spin the crazy outta him’ uhmmm this feels like abuse. danny bl;ink twice if you need help. he needs help. guys i think he needs help. 

i think we need to call cps

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i think he’s feeling the trauma. hes trauamtized. he needs help. 

he needs help!! my poor guy

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jazz: im going to take care of you!! despite your protests!! there is no place you can go that i wont follow!! danny: oh really? *walks into boys bathroom*

do it jazz, transition. 

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lancer, hearing danny fighting the bathroom, to jazz: if thats ur brother he needs more fiber. see to it. thx jazz 

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awww shes trying to helppppP!!!! i love you jazz smmmmmm!!!! cmaping trip fo rthe troubled teen awghdijkjbhvcdblfdkhjbkldskchjvg!!

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danny genuinely tweaking out now that he has to leave home. guys i think my ocd projecting is valid now. i now declare him crazy. i just need to give him morality ocd for funsies. no other reason. 

guys ik theres probs an invis ghost but him going crazy like. its kinda comforting. i need him to get psych help please. it would fix me i think. and maybe him. well- lets not go too far now

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fenton ointment?? naahhhh. fointment?? yeahhhh. 

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omg he wasnt imagining uit!!!! its the little kiddie!! the kid ghost!! from before!! wasnt he a pirate before? yes. i think yes.

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“cowbrat”?? marry me danny 

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ohhh only kids can see the brat ghostttt ahhh. that explains why danny was going crazy. and jazz cant see it cuz shes so grown up. ahhh fun

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“the healing touch of dayglow orange spandex” uhmmm ok jack. you do you boo

hold on i wonder if thats like. an actual paint color or something.

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literally just the psych ward. but camping

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this is a flashback???from when danny didnt know jazz knew?? ok that makes a lot more sense now

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danny: jazz is a spazz jazz is a spazz 🎶  jazz: cut it out you little brat!! danny: i know you are, but what am i? 

the most sibling interaction of interacting siblings 

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jazz: A GHOST!!! UR NOT CRAZY!!!  danny: you have now stooped to my level. thank you for shopping at fentonmart 

im sorry what is that dialogue??> i love it but?? i dont think it makes sense???

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jack: pulls weapon out of god knows where maddie: jackkk where did that weapon come from?? jack: id rather not say...

ABHSGDHJDHGAHJHS that joke wouldve flown over my head as a kid!! LMFAOOO im so glad im watching it now 

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i love how jazz obviously is trying to help danny as phantom but dannys just like: huh i like this help. im not going to question it because i dont want to have a crisis. thanks for the accidental toss of the fenton thermos into my hand!! 

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all in all, this episode was cool. Very very sad, much fentonsibs angst, and heaps of danny angst.

sorry for the delay in coming out with this one, ive been very busy.

my formatting is shit please forgive me