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marshroom580 · 1 year ago

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i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them

#wade WHY would you FUCKING SAY THAT #AT THIS TIME????#FOR WHAT? FOR WHY??#cablepool #c&dp issue 35 forever has me in a chokehold

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teaboot · 19 days ago

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

#“Evolution of man” image you are a linear path of one branch not a whole ass family tree #Someone straight up asked me if people came from monkeys why do e still have monkeys #Like bruh no hate the education system failed you BUT #If you came from your grandma then why do you still have cousins #That’s what you’re asking #Edited cause I wrote billion instead of million lol

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izzythedemigod · 6 months ago

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

#I was playing around with ellipsus when I saw this #It's so funny #writing #writeblr #writers on tumblr #ellipsus #Ellipsus writing #sillyposting #Someone saw cursive and thought “nah that's too readable.”#Confession now that this is my most popular post ever. I have completely forgotten what fic I was writing when I made this #I'm 90% sure it's a scarian fic #fanfiction #ao3 #WHYS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST EVER???#ITS SO STUPID #I SENT IT TO MY GC AND IT GOT LIKE. 3 LAUGH EMOJIS AND THAT WAS IT #AND NOW ITS LIKE.#100K #?????

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pocketdogs · 10 months ago

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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#ah yes our flies #the flies we keep for this purpose #why would you say that #editing to add that our store is inside a shopping centre #and it’s in the middle of it like not a proper store just in the open area #so the flies do what they want 😭

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boasamishipper · 3 months ago

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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

#like on 911 buck and eddie have never kissed and maybe never will but buck watched eddie get shot and eddie bled all over him #and then eddie listed buck as chris's guardian in his will in case anything ever happened to eddie. insane! compelling!#meanwhile on 911 lone star tarlos is canon and they are not insane about each other and that's why the ship is boring as fuck #on night court dan and harry never kissed but harry planned dan's funeral when dan was presumed dead bc dan made harry his next of kin #and that's way more interesting than any harry/christine kiss we got #i'm not saying you can't want your ship to fuck i just don't see why some people are like 'xyz ship HAS to fuck or what's the POINT'#the point is they're insane about each other. are you not entertained #personal

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some-pers0n · 1 year ago

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#sp-rambles #Edit: Head in hands and groaning why did this post become about cringe culture and “not caring about what other people think”#Like yes of course cringe culture is dead yada yada but don't you guys think it's a little off how people use ableist and queerphobic #rhetoric still to describe things they do not like? Isn't that a bit more concerning?

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months ago

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it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

#academics without arch nemeses are missing out on the greatest publication opportunities of their careers #nothing motivates you to publish when it's your only opportunity to stand up on your public soap box and shout #in great detail why your 'esteemed colleague's' theories are a pile of steaming horsedung #unrelated but what exactly is moriarty a professor OF

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karvviie · 5 months ago

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this is what happened right

#like why is this literally what happened #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic movie #sonic 3 #my art

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scramratz · 4 months ago

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#why I expected my 98yo great grandmother to know what Bakugan was is beyond me #gimme a break I was like 7 #scram artz

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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plaguedpriest · 1 year ago

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#fuck it this goes into the art blog why not !!#it spreads #polls #poll #computer fucker #objectum #robotfucker #technophilia #idk what else to tag this as

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fangs-4-fags · 1 year ago

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

#why did he do that.#what did he even mean by that.

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goomyloid · 2 months ago

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The remorseful player

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technovillain · 7 months ago

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crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.

#i genuinely find nothing more beautiful than this. why.#my dad literally came home and started talking to me abt hmong jello while i was writing this post what are the odds.#jello fever in the air tonite....#.txt

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aropride · 11 months ago

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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text #‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol #also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes #The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig #at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind

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