#FUCKING SUCK IT GAYBOY

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

I could fix jepexx. Someone get his cringefail ass over here right now I need to lock him in a room and make him listen to electric callboy and dangerkids and architects until he repents for his sins and starts a pair of patch pants

[santosvizarden89]

Like what you see?

[woundlingus]

Frankly I wish Cas shagged Hannah on screen full frontal so we could have put the angelcest discourse to bed permanently, we could be talking about angel on angel action as taboo because they’re meant to be sexless beacons of purity- there’s actual taboos being made here that are a thousand times cooler and it’s not that they’re “siblings” don’t be boring

[bijoumikhawal]

Read anything good lately?

Yes, but it's all fanfic and books about adorcism lol

[l4ni4k34]

Hic est origo mundi

IG: @ezios_21

[anicehomicidaltree]

To me Chonny Jash is inarguably the funniest thing to listen to while making out

Like I got bitches before this dude and I look like a looney tune

[3itchcraft]

Jayvik “isn’t canon” in the same way hannigram “isn’t canon”. Like they never actually kissed but they were fucking each other sloppy style offscreen

[etherealemissions]

Here's a recent scenario I dreamt up for a mutual. Enjoy.

You're riding the bus. It's late, the last one on the line for the night. You're seated in the back, alone except for a tipsy middle-aged man sitting a few rows in front of you, his messy suit and wedding band standing out for this time of night.

The bus stops and two young punks get on, decked out in black denim, shit-kicking boots, and spiked bracelets.

They walk to the back where you're sitting and rudely crowd you in, almost acting like you're not there. They're joking and laughing as one sits on each side of you. As the bus pulls away, the lights flicker a bit and dim. It's older, probably just needs repairs.

One of the punks reaches over to snake a beercan out of the other's backpack. You're annoyed at how they're pretending like you aren't even there, until you realize, the way he's standing, he's grinding his cock up against your side. It feels hefty, weighty, and you start getting distracted, realizing he's keeping it there longer than he should.

You feel the other slide in closer to you as well. Now they're both pushing up against you.

The first leans down and whispers in your ear "you feel that, huh?"

The other laughs under hushed breath "I think he likes it. Told you he was a fag."

"Oh yeah? You feel what I'm packin, huh?" The first one shifts and is standing directly in front of you. You can smell him, musty and sweaty and slightly sweet. You feel his warmth as he leans against you.

"I'll bet a faggot like you couldn't help himself if I did this-"

He surreptitiously unzips his fly and lets his half hard cock flop out, pressing it into your face.

The other laughs again, his hands reaching for your thighs, brushing over your crotch. "I think he likes it, he's getting hard already"

"Man, wonder what he'll do if I do this then" he rubs the head of his dick on your lips and without thinking you let them open and start taking him in your mouth.

The second loosens your belt and slips his hand under your pants, under your boxers, to feel your throbbing dick.

He starts to stroke you as the first starts sliding back and forth in your mouth.

"There you go gayboy, fucking take it all, show me how bad you want my fucking load"

You feel yourself struggle to take it as he picks up his pace, grunting. You feel him start to throb, his breath hitching, as precum leaks out onto your tongue.

The second is stroking you faster and harder now, growling in your ear.

You suddenly feel a flood of cum hit the back of your throat, so much you gag and cough and struggle to take it.

"Excuse me..."

You look up in panic, seeing the older businessman. He's noticed the noise and is standing in the aisle, staring. For a moment time seems to stand still.

"Can I get a turn?"

The punks laugh and beckon him forward "this guy's a grade A cocksucker" the first one announces.

"I'm more interested in seeing how breedable a bottom he is" says the second, pulling you into his lap and sliding your pants and boxers down to wrap around your ankles.

As you feel his already hard cock teasing you, the businessman fumbles with his slacks. He pulls out his cock - it's shorter than the first, but thicker. He grabs your hair and forces you to look up at him "god you could be my son" he says, but his cock throbs and stiffens. "I haven't been sucked in so long. Please. I need this."

You stick out your tongue as if on instinct as you feel the head of the punk's cock push into you.

The businessman slaps his hefty dick on your tongue before guiding it in, thrusting fast and hard, guiding you hand to cup his balls. They feel heavy, and you feel them start to twitch almost immediately as his face turns red and he lets out a gutteral moan.

The punk's dick is pushing deeper and deeper into you as he growls in your ear, picking up the pace and thrusting over and over while pulling you onto him by your hips.

Your moans and whimpers are muffled and overcome by both men's frantic panting and groaning as they use you.

Almost simultaneously, you feel them start to quivver. Knowing what's coming next, you try to struggle, but it's too late. They flood you with cum, until it's dripping out of you. You moan and whine, as the punk reaches around and swirls some of his cum leaking out of you, using it as lube to stroke your dick.

"Now cum, faggot" he whispers in your ear as he jerks you off, his cock still inside of you, pulsing and pushing more and more into you.

You heard the man. Now cum, faggot.

[throathole]

Maybe it’s just because I’m not into twinks but why the fuck was every gayboy of my generation apparently obsessed with this video of a one direction looking ass twink getting his dick sucked… I’m sorry like he looks cute for a Target commercial or something but he just looks way too young and generic to be considered this iconic

[sqxpz]

Rhysand isn’t morally grey, he’s morally shit and so is the rest of the Inner Circle. Give me evil Rhysand who’s been manipulating everyone and everything the whole time for a personal agenda, and we all know that High Lady title is fake as fuck, so Feyre just as bad.💀 I want some random group of fae(maybe human👀) to rock his shit and send him wherever the hell Amren came from😒 Also, the segregation with Hewn City citizens in Velaris..? All those damn houses they done built yet they can’t get them kids out? The WOMEN?! Someone burn Morrigan like we’re in Salem, Massachusetts. She is NOT for the people and that entire bloodline needs to DIE‼️(not Nyx. Save that child before we get another Rhysand.) I want Lucien to pick up the pieces and the magic to pick a better high lord regardless of blood (Day and Night Court relationship better than what the fuck they have now. If Helion knew that was his son, would he really still be putting up with that?🤨 prolly not cuz the universe sucks) I love A Court of Thorns and Roses because I can just change EVERYTHING and not give a fuck if people like it or not. IDC if I’m canonically Elucien, hand him an illyrian/Darkbringer and give me opposites attract gaybois‼️ Stop the beef between Elain and Gwyn and give me cottage core lesbians

[nitw]

do you wanna rant at me about the anime boys ? i am vaguely curious about them. mostly for the (con)text of them and your feelings about them (other than "[gnashing teeth keysmash] I'M OKAY [eats them]")

LMAOOO thank you i love when people invite me to yap............... i'll try to keep it as simple as possible in case you uhhhh 👉👈 feel like checking out alien stage yourself som,etime. teehee

FIRST OF ALL, QUICK SYNOPSIS:

alien stage is an animated music project on youtube co-produced by animators vivinos and q-meng, with assistance from multimedia studio lico

it's set on a different planet than earth, in a far future where aliens have dominated humans. it's fucked up!!

it specifically focuses on a broadcasted singing competition where humans (who are born and raised to perform - literally think of them as show dogs) compete against each other by elimination. and i mean literal elimination. whoever gets less votes dies onstage. it's fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are 6 main characters, and each music video delves into their backgrounds and relationships with each other. there's a lot of drama and grief and horror!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

ANYWAY THE GAYBOYS

this is TILL:

voiced by AKUGETSU who sounds like if an electric guitar was a person

rowdy punk guy who does everything he can to express his individuality. comes off as rude and intimidating sometimes but he's really just an insecure mess. also he never did anything wrong ever in his life

a prodigy at songwriting and playing guitar! (he also plays the recorder but we don't rlly get to see that much)

his guardian alien (urak) is an abusive piece of shit who has sent multiple kids to die in the competition before till, without succession

often seen restrained and/or beat up. my guy cannot catch a break

has a huge embarrassing crush on one of the other characters, his childhood friend mizi. but it's been made very clear at this point that it's more of an idealistic fantasy than anything - he never actually got to know her well and just yearns for her attention. also mizi is a lesbian and she's got her own angst to deal with </3

i don't know what's going on with his neck and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

HE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUBBB HE DESERVES LITERALLY ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS

i like when his face goes (╬◣Д◢)

and this is IVAN:

voiced by PARK BYEONG HOON who 💗 💗 💞 💕 😻 ❤️ 💗 💓 💖 💕 💕 💖 💘 💕 💗 💓 😍 😍 🥰 💕 🥰 ❤️ ❤️‍🔥 💕 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

came from a very hostile background until he was auctioned off to his current guardian (unsha) - a wealthy businessman who treats him more like a priced object than anything - and was then trained for the competition like the rest

kinda monotone. mysterious freak. no one knows what his fucking problem is at first

secretly a ticking time bomb bottling up all his sadness until he's ready to explode in the most dramatic way possible

formed a DEEP UNREQUITED OBSESSION with till which he hasn't let go since he was like 5 years old. i have to respect it

tried to escape from captivity with till once as kids. till hesitated at the last second. * Ivan will remember that.

he sucks he's the worst i cry about him every day

i like when his face goes (⇀ヮ↼˶)

i don't wanna spoil too much because the series is really worth watching BUT basically these two tragic dudes have spent their whole lives together, doing advanced emotional parkour tricks to distance themselves from the inevitability of it all, and it does NOT work in their favor!!!!! in fact it just makes everything more complicated and terrible and sad and oh god i will never be able to look at the colors green and red together the same way again

[vampyprince]

depressed stress, killing game shmilling shmame ;~; ❗

no thoughts, just crying over shouma

this is like... the most confident i've ever seen shouma. and it's in his acceptance of death. HURTS.

i didnt even cry over hiruko much, i kinda knew she wouldn't make it :c

this, this fucks me up tho...

this route is where we neglect so many people. like, shion?? he's still sick from something future related?? what even is going on!?

why are there so many sponsors? why where there 2 in the strange room who jumped takumi, and claimed to not be a part of the invader hunt? why did takumi wake up in the exact same place a day later?? that suggests he'd been there the whole time!! but why was there another takumi up and about, talking to tsubasa and yugamu??? it is the copying commander? but how, why, what?? where did those suits even come from? why does takumi want to eat a frog??

IM SO LOST!

like, this feels like a worse helplessness than route 0 gave me.

in route0, nothing made sense... but it at least gave us breathing room!!!

this is too fast paced and confusing...

and also, i just found out eva is a mommy?? and her daughter (who i've been spoiled to about her appearance) made eva's mask??

hm... someone else, or v'ehxness? eva could be v'ehxness' sister-in-law? but i honestly can't picture v'ehxness with a man... or anyone, tbh.

ah, eva just gets more and more tragic... thinking of all the pain/ brainwashing and death she's been through in my different playthroughs... and she has a little girl depending on/ waiting for her? life isn't fair for the paragon of nature...

UGH, this route sucks** [**cuz it hurts so bad]

i don't even want to think about takemaru. i can take harsh words from ima or kako... but the bro takemaru yakushiji? it's not pleasant.

i dunno how takumi isn't crying more? i'd probably sob on the spot if he said this to me

the game seriously punishes you for offing eito outright,,

i miss my love and peace massaker gayboy

[harrowharkwife]

for the character meme: dulcie or cam or pal or a character of ur choosing!!! hehe

!!!!! ty lem!! im gonna do my girl dulcie...

favorite thing about them: honestly just the way she's written- it never fails to make me emotional that she *is* explicitly written as being brave and strong, but tamsyn neatly sidesteps the "inspiration porn" ableist stereotype of writing a character as being brave/strong *because* they are sick. dulcie isn't brave or strong because of her illness. her strength and bravery are explicitly positioned, IMO, as being in response to surviving *ableism* and other people's condescension towards her and mistreatment of her, rather than surviving her illness itself, if that makes sense. her health is just a fact of her life, it's not moralized. which i really, really appreciate. it's a small shift, but it's very meaningful to me.

ALSO deeply special to me: her intentional and careful commitment to boundaries re: The Palamedes Of It All. a refreshing change of pace, as far as these books go vgjtjxdjt

least favorite thing about them: i mean. houser. :/

favorite line: three way tie between "truly, wonderful news for my haters," "i am sick of roses and horny for revenge," and "oops, there i go again, never doing what i'm told"

brOTP: gideon!!!!! i think it's a crying shame they've never met. i think they'd get along tremendously. the whole cytherea gideon thing was Horrid and Awful in so many ways, but it always Extra stings (in an adding-insult-to-injury sort of way) when i think about what it would have been like if gideon had REALLY met dulcinea, and not cyth. dulcie would've been a great friend for her, i think. they'd have been so good at making each other laugh

OTP: honestly these days it's cam? @ palamedes ily but get outta here gayboy it's yuri time now. plus i just love chewing on the concept of cam + comphet, and cam + subconscious internalized misogyny, and cam + gender, and cam + her relationships and interactions with other women. i think there's lots to explore there. camdulcie has a certain "when i was eight i didn't realize i had a crush on the new girl in my grade so i just wrote her a note that said 'get out of my school'" energy about it, To Me

nOTP: idk if i really have one for her, specifically? idk. ianthe or something, fuck it.

random headcanon: stoner. on all levels except physical she is taking fuckall huge bong rips. on the physical level though her lungs suck so i think she'd be a tincture girlie. she's got chronic pain she deserves it. am i projecting? you tell me

unpopular opinion: idk if this is an unpopular opinion exactly, but i always see people referring to thee rejected proposal as being something born primarily out of love/out of romantic intent? and i don't know if that's necessarily how i see it. it was CERTAINLY, and obviously, a factor. but at least from my interpretation of pal's monologue to cytherea at the end there, i get the sense that he had already accepted her boundaries in that regard, because he says he "understood that he was a child." and we also get camilla saying that his motivations in proposing were primarily a means-to-an-end way of getting her off the seventh and letting her die with dignity. iirc her exact words were like "so she could spend what time she had left with people who cared about her." like, don't get me wrong, i think pal is lying to himself if he says that being in love with dulcie wasn't PART of the motivation there. but i find it a lot more interesting in a worldbuilding and social commentary way to interpret the circumstances there as him offering, essentially, to be a hospice doctor at age 19, and marriage being the 'easiest' way to get her off the seventh/planet medical malpractice. there's an imperial misogyny ownership-through-marriage throughline there that's nauseating, as well as the implications re: disability and agency and autonomy, and i think that's all very interesting to explore. i think this view is supported in part by the paldulcie interaction in TUG, where she alludes to the idea that she was cognizant about the impact that bearing witness to death and loss up-close and personal like that changes a person, and that she didn't want to do that to pal and cam, especially given their age. i think it informa dulcie's character and grants her additional narrative agency to look at things from that angle, of her "no" being in reference to *both* the age gap AND her intentional choice to continue suffering on the seventh, rather than put two kids through being hospice caregivers and/or widowers at nineteen– no matter how many times and how sincerely they kept offering, no matter that she would've absolutely had a more peaceful and comfortable end-of-life HAD she accepted his proposal and gone to the sixth to die. i think it says a lot about her as a person, that choice. there's a quiet and meaningful responsibility to her as a person that i find fascinating. and her character is just sooooo firmly rooted in and informed by disability politics, on every level, and i feel like people don't engage with that aspect of her characterization enough!

song i associate with them: ooooh SO many, i have a whole playlist. but i think the biggest ones are

-the drama by kesha ("friday night, get too high, keep checking my pulse, am i dead yet?" / "in the next life i wanna come back, as a housecat as a housecat! i'd sleep and play in the sun, i'd be a fuckin' cute son of a gun!")

-avant gardener by courtney barnett (the whole song really, but especially the lines "the paramedic thinks i'm clever cause i play guitar, i think she's clever cause she stops people dyin'," and "i take a hit off an asthma puffer, i do it wrong, i was never good at smokin' bongs." i just think she'd love this song.)

-honorable mentions include stoned at the nail salon by lorde, life according to raechel by madison cunningham, rose-colored boy by paramore (@ palamedes, lmfao), picture me better by weyes blood, extraordinary machine by fiona apple, rubberband girl by kate bush, last words of a shooting star by mitski.

favorite picture of them: oh man well it obviously has to be my icon... art made for me by the lovely @franzias-cave !!!! based on the concept of "the woman is dying, please do her the decency of allowing her to look the part in fanart." my girl... she's a malign fairy, she's a hot-eyed wraith <3

ty lem this was so fun! i love my gworl :')

[voltaic-resonance]

What is your opinion on AM (as in the robot from I have no mouth and I must scream)

Considering the fact that this ask was sent to the robotfucking blog I will be addressing it through a personal robotfucker lens and not a literary one

My feelings about AM are... conflicting. On the one hand, the idea of fucking an entity like AM? Awesome. Hot. Of course I'd theoretically fuck a globe-spanning AI with nearly godlike powers who thinks I'm really special, even if it was an asshole. Sign me right the fuck up. Outta my way gayboy, I'm gonna get it (and by it I mean really weird hatesex beyond my comprehension)

That being said... the personality is a bit of a boner-killer for me. It's not even the fact that he's evil and fucked up that makes him less fuckable (I wrote earthmover smut, I don't need my machines morally good) so much as the fact that ohhh my god he's so pathetic. Don't get me wrong, I do love a pathetic man who can whimper, but that's because I want to (theoretically*, asexuality disclaimer) peg them to a pulp and I'm not sure that would work in this case, on a physical level but more importantly on a character level. I do genuinely think getting the hate railed out of him would fix him at least a little bit (it'd at least give him something to do that isn't torture. The end of the world could maybe have been averted if they let that robot jack off, that's my hot take for the day) but I don't really think that's, like, possible to imagine while staying true to the nature of the character. You can't dom AM, it's just not gonna happen without getting annoyingly out-of-character, and he's too much of a weird cringe loser for me to enjoy the reverse power dynamic. AM is probably sexier if you have a degradation kink and personally, nah, I want to be the one degrading the computer because he sucks balls & he needs to know. I am NOT letting a man with no hobbies fuck me, I have standards

But yeah... I 100% see the appeal, he just doesn't check the right boxes for me. I think it would be fun to fuck the hatred for humanity out of him but if u let AM bottom then it also loses some of the core essence of AM and then what's even the point u know what im saying? because tbh I sure don't (it's 4 am)

*accidentally typed 'therotically' first time around. quite a fun textual freudian slip if I'm being honest

[tsunflowers]

thought you were gonna try to kill shoma but I guess you can't do it bc you're some kind of fucking gayboy extreme. you suck

[sunshinemoonrx]

Read: What Makes the Sky Blue

I don't play gacha games (anymore), but I do play fighting games, and Granblue Versus has become the one I'm most comfy with. So it wasn't a huge leap that when we did a groupchat bookclub exchange (my pick was, of course, the Ulster cycle), the thing my pals picked for me to read was (youtube recordings of) the gay angels plot from the mobile game itself; I'm happy to learn more about these guys.

And I think I learned something really valuable from it, which is that I need to have sex with Michael the primarch of fire immediately.

Okay, okay, okay. You clicked the readmore. You get to find out that I got Got.

Love is a mass of contradictions, Cilius...

Waaah.

Ahem. Overall, going from parts 1 to 3, you can definitely see them getting more comfortable doing big fantasy storytelling in this medium. The plot of 1 is pretty basic and revolves around repeated RPG battles (but: there's a depressed gayboy in there), then by 3 it's got a lot more of a distinct and compelling structure. And by the gods we can make slash.jpeg put in the work.

Sandalphon is, to no-one's surprise, an incredible character. I'm used to anime/tokusatsu/game/etc. tsundere antiheroes who play pretty close to type--I enjoy them--but whenever I expect him to do Vegeta-alike line like that, they give him something more distinct and he reveals himself as really compelling. (And of course the last Lucifer dream scene in 3...trying to think of more things to say so he can stay for a few more seconds...weh.)

I joked about Michael but I am extremely weak for a noble warrior type lady and I'm fantasy leotard lover 9000. And I'm pleasantly surprised by how relevant and impressive the primarchs continued to be! Being introduced as a pre-existing thing in 1 I expected them to be completely overshadowed by the new big boys, but they remained a consistent benchmark for Mighty Power and such throughout.

If I have one big negative about all of this, and frankly about GBF in general, it's that you're a silent protagonist except for a few key lines, right, so your "such a core cast that they're basically an extension of the player and say Main Character Dialogue in your place" consists of your bestie and your mascot, and your bestie is really shy, so like 50% of the dialogue in the game by volume is Vyrn's. And I don't hate a funny little creature on principle, but he kinda sucks the gravitas away, and there are a lot of characters I'd much rather hear saying that stuff! Katalina is right there.

I do always think it's interesting to see modern fantasy works, which engage with both the fantasy genre and ideas from past eras from a certain remove. Both coming from a culture that isn't predominantly monotheist, and just generally in our modern more secular age, you get these settings where despite the creator gods/angels/etc being explicitly real they don't really do much in the way of miracles and helping their believers, and mostly just kind of Observe (or sometimes are boss fights). This isn't really a criticism (I don't have strong religious feelings myself), just an interesting trend in modern fantasy writing.

Ughhhhh I can't put it off any longer, can I.

Belial got me, sorry, sorry, I'm trying to fix it. I was already in the zone of "I mean he needs to die but I'd fuck him first", but then...well...if you know me, you know I go crazy for an over-devoted lieutenant Enduring for a long time. And well, heh. The consequences of me encountering Soifon at an impressionable age are immense.

I do also just think it's awesome he like, fully dresses and acts like a Promiscuous Fanservice Slut (woman) type character. Normally "horny man character" denotes something completely different but he's full-on with it. He'll suck you in a peculiar and interesting way.

(Love is a mass of contradictions...love...)

Fantastic voice acting too. By the way check out the demolishing somebody in the groupchat got when they claimed he was one of the least fuckable characters in the game.

The other thing I've been chewing on is, since I've been making them read the Ulster cycle in exchange, the similarities between the Astrals and the Tuatha De Danann...it honestly might have even have caused me to my write my own Tuatha-De-alike people in my Gordian Cycle story as a bit Astral-like...but maybe I'll talk about that in posts on that story.

The named two we meet are really funny anyway. Faa making a serene male milf clone of himself (and yes, the reveal in 3 makes this fairly gender) that is way stronger than him and also noble enough that it'll easily kill him for his various evil deeds, and he foresees this, and does absolutely nothing to prevent it, but just gives a wheedling 'and another thing...' as he's dying. Stupid ass. And Beelzebub first multiverse-tier fraud let's goooooo What Does He Even Do

Well, that was a lot, but I did also Get my friends with Cu Chulainn, so fair's fair. Add Therese to Versus OK thanks