#FUUUUCK. /lh

[fukounaboy]

you said you didn't have an outfit so i speedran making one..

or a few..

Cups........cups................now how am I supposed to choose between all of these...they are all so cute.......

[gemharvest]

6 for the ask game? 👀

6. favorite thing to draw?

The Character

^ I have had many The Characters over the years /silly Karl can also count as a The Character I love my piss hue dog who has been here for 9 years. wtf

Euhhh aside from characters. I'm a freak that actually really likes drawing hands. I also like drawing animals in general which I feel is obvious given. I am very vocal about being a furry LOL and I also really like drawing + rendering gore. :) There is a reason I chose guromaws as my art handle. Even if I don't make gore art as often as I'd like.

>> Ask Game <<

[gwaaaaar]

FUUUUCK i love the FG trailer so much it is a genuine piece of artistry. I only wish there wasn't such a disrepency with Norton's piercing and where he was in the mine during the explosion bc those things ruin my immersion but everything else??? Mwah. Chefs kiss.

The art style is a gorgeous mix between 2d and 3d, gives me puss in boots last wish/spiderverse vibes. The painterly style and the muted yet expressive colors really show how terrible Norton's life was. GOD I'm so ill.

The symbolism and story told is straightforward without any confusing imagery but still poetic in it's pacing. It unveils new information that doesn't contradict with past material but build on it such as Norton's coworkers harassment. You can tell what is being implied while still keeping things open for interpretation like when Norton is fighting with FG in his mind. That scene essentially confirms that a. He staged the accident on purpose and b. He *does* struggle with his conscious. This imo cements his status as morally grey (and therefore one of the best idv characters/lh)

The music!!! The tune Norton hums is also the song playing in the background. At first it's just the haunting strings before it hits the climax where Norton is fighting with FG to detonate the explosives. It turns into a fullblown choir that really hilights how low hes gotten. And when he's resurrected as FG the song just completely distorts into another song with sharp pauses in the middle... shivers every time.

The voice acting from cn/jp/eng are all so BRILLIANT. They all have a lovely deep baritone that's just so *Norton*. They translate between the langauges extremely well as if Norton himself is speaking those langauges. Wataru Hatano (JP) is a professional singer and normally his voice is at a higher register afaik. In endless banquet it does sound like hes straining his voice to sound more nortonesque when normally his voice is much clearer. In the trailer however his voice is much more fluid while still retaining Norton's huskiness. NOW I don't know if his chinese va is the same as his ingame one, nor have I heard this guy in extra material, but holy shit... holy shit. THAT'S NORTON!!! that's norton wrap it up gang. I think this guy has the deepest voice outta them all and I'm glad he didn't compromise Norton's chainsmokeresque voice for a lighter one like the fans bullied Norton's ingame VA into doing. And Norton's eng va... I NEED TO KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS HE IS SO SO SO GOOD. I think this is the same VA from COA although I feel his sound in COA has more vibrato in it but it's fine. I can't wait to hear him sing for nymph awards! I really hope hes gonna sing or at least someone that sounds like him. I cannot imagine Norton sounding any other way he's awesome. The line delivery on "poverty is the worst curse... but sometimes there are ways to make a change..." CHILLS CHILLS CHILLS!!!

[pearlescentparade]

Pp vc: haha who wants nsfw hcs of my oc?

ME. I DO.

umum anywaysss,, obv correct me if im wrong but wingedstaff totally gives me sweetheart vibes. shy maybe? softspoken,,

bottom.

Uhhh what else,,

i feel like they're a cuddlebug,, maybe just a little bit,, or just physically affectionate in general yknow? ADORES it istg. relishes in any hugs or kisses or cuddles you give.

not sure if you based them off an animal like we, the fandom, do for the other characters. but due due their name being wingedstaff im just. gonna base them off a bird type,,

coos and chirps when they're happy,, literally the only reason i brought that up

i cant stop thinking about their horns and the little doodle you did of the whole weight distribution problem it's so cute and silly /pos

so imagining youre just chilling w them, cuddling obv, and just deciding to hold their face. and you just see them relax even more bc fuuuuck that's nice for their neck,, not having to hold up the uneven weight,,

I dont wanna cross into nsfw territory until i get a better read on this silly,, winged staff general + nsfw headcannons when,, give me a something to go off of let me go crazy go stupid,,, on my knees begging /silly /lh

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oh my goodness HOW ARE PPL MAKING HCS OF MY OCS BEFORE I CAN WTF!!!! MANNN 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

I APPRECIATE THESE SM AUAGSH hehe,,, time to confirm or deny them 😈😈

these are pretty accurate!!! .....to an extent. 😈😈😈 muhehehehe

winged staff's shy, amiable, and submissive attitude baits others into lower their guard. he embraces the assumption most inphernals have of him being "weak" due to his blindness and overall soft appearance, and absolutely abuses weaponized incompetence to further this perception . it helps with coaxing out information and freudian slips, which he uses to enact justice himself when he's in his magical form!! he knows a lot more than he lets on ;]

it's not necessarily a front, but more so a filter!!

i think these headcanons fit well, because if winged staff were in a relationship, he would do his best to act like an "ideal" boyfriend. would go with your flow and adhere to your preferences, saying and doing all of the things he thinks you'd like, with little to no personal boundaries of his own . in a relationship where he is meant to be vulnerable, he cant fight the instinct to act like a suck up and roll over on his belly, even if he has no harmful intentions

ive actually been super debating on what animal he'd be,, i was thinking caterpillar (transformation + wings of a butterfly) or sheep (overall sheep vibes + wolf in sheep's clothing)

[oikasugayama]

This is very, very important pookie. 🥺 I need you to know that Ranpo, Fyodor, Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, Poe, Ango, Bram, Sigma, Tetcho, and Mark are all my lil pillow princesses.

(Would include Nikolai, Kunikida, and Tachihara, but I physically cannot see them being subby 😭🙏)

Also, lil tiny confession ig? I don’t get the hype for Jouno like at all. 😭 like, so many people ik are obsessed w him and like adore him, but I js don’t get it?? Like his character design is kinda mid and his only personality trait is being sadistic 😭😭😭 I mean he’s hot in the manga, but bones messed him up 😣 I also don’t really like Akutagawa either…I really really really wanna but I just don’t 😭😭 like he’s seems so but I just can’t like him. I think it might be character design for the two that throw me off, but also idk. Like, I don’t really like aggressive guys, but the aggressive ones that I do like are absolute little princesses ig?? Idk weird rant

-🪐

I'll fight for you Ango's hand in marriage. I'll fight absolutely anyone for it.

Idk what it is about Tachihara but his vibe is that he FUCKS. Like no way that man does not FUUUUCK. He fucks HARD.

I do like Jouno's design, I love the white hair and red tips specifically, but I agree that he doesn't have a lot of substance besides being sadistic, though he did come around briefly and say that he learned how good it feels to protect people. I hope it's only because we haven't seen the hunting dogs for long that they don't seem very rounded as characters.

You broke my heart a little. You did. It's broken. I'll need to stay in bed to recover. AKUTAGAWA? My baby boy AKUTAGAWA? Stay away from my son, he's already fragile enough 😭 /lh

[clancykisser]

Everything I'm learning about this series is AGAINST MY WILL

HOW IS THAT GUYS BRAIN SHAPED IN THERE?? IS IT /FLAT/??? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

HEY @sapphire-heart-tippy EXPLAIN???? CARS HAS A WHAT NOW???? CAR-CIFIED?????

[theautisticcentre]

wilbur robinson and hiro hamada... fluff............... holds out a bowl with nothing in it... please..........

/lh /nf

Fuuuuck

Sorry, but I don't do Meet the Robinsons stuff

I'M SORRY

Edit: FUCK IT I'LL TRY SOME HCS

Genius inventor bfs

Wilbur loves Baymax and vice versa

Hiro loves cooking for Wilbur

Autistic4Autistic

THERE TAKE YOUR CONTENT. TAKE IT, I INSIST

[lack-of-females]

im ace

....except for brad bakshi

[fudgecake-charlie]

no one touch me i think im about to make Tragic desert duo art to haley heynderickx

[dreamsclock]

omg just woke up and a) i had a dream that ranboo had a tumblr and followed me which was terrifying and b) i have forty five minutes until my exam starts HELP ME

[aria-greenhoodie]

My opinions on every Dream smp character (/rp /c! /lh) 

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE CREATORS THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THIS IS ALL SAID LIGHTHEARTEDLY!!!

Dream - die.

George - Does he even exist??? I think he just stays asleep in a shroom forest until Dream XD drags him out for “fun time.”

Sapnap - Pet Killer. >:( But is engaged to Karl and Quackity who are both cool so I guess it’s fine.

Callahan - All knowing and terrifying, but fantastic and great.

Sam - What the fuck??? Is??? Going on with this man??? He’s fucked up. I don’t think hes a bad person but he needs someone to tell him to fucking stop, because he has done bad shit, even if I dont think he’s bad, like, what in the fuck. I kinda wanna bite him.

Warden - IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME FUCK SHIT PISS BALLS IM SOR

Sam Nook - The best Sam. I’d kill and die for him. irl. /gen. This is not a joke. I love this robot. SO MUCH. Love so muchh. <333

Alyssa - Exists? I think???

Ponk - I don’t know a lot about her but I want to know more and I know they are WONDERFUL AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SAM DID TO HIM, SAM WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN FUCKING LINE, PONK WAS SO NICE TO YOU EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

BBH - Bit fucked up. Not that pleasant.

Tommy - Big Man. Always correct. Don’t argue with me about this, I'll bite you. And he probably will too. He reminds me of me when I was in middle school and because of that I will side with him always.

Tubbo - Awe, what a little lad! Oh, he’s a bit fucked up. O-oh… he’s a LOT fucked up… Still a little lad though! Also pretty gender. Also according to literally every single “WHICH DSMP CHARACTER ARE YOU?” quiz I take I’m him, so that’s cool!

Fundy - I hold you very gently and tenderly but also very far away at arms length just in case.

Punz - Punz

Purpled - Funky fucking alien boy!!! Good builder, really cool, deserved better, I got really sad when Quackity blew up his UFO because it looked fucking sick and if it was mine I would have cried.

Wilbur - Seems very polite, but also maybe a little unhinged…

Ghostbur -pspsppssps sweet man so polite come back to me please pspspspspspspps come here pspspspspspspss yes I would love some blue now come closer pspsppspspspspss

Revivedbur - Sir please do not fuck this up I’m rooting for you because I know you can do great things please do not make me regret this please sir I believe in you please

Schlatt - Drunk bitch. Fuckin died. L.

Skeppy - Wait what even is your lore? You got corrupted by the Egg at some point but did you do anything after that?? Do you even still EXIST????

Eret - King, Queen, Royalty at its finest, you have tried so hard and I love you for it, also you’re violently gender and kinda pretty ngl so I may be biased but stfu you fucking kill it you funky fucking Herobrine ily <333

Jack Manifold - ON THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND! THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND NEVER STOPS!

Nikki - Babe ily you deserved better, I may be rooting for Revivedbur but if you wanna punch that mf in his undead face I fully support you ily ily ily

Quackity - YOU! YOU!!! FUCKING YOU!!! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY ADORE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO FUNKY!!! YOU’RE ONE OF THE ONLY CAPITALISTS I WILL ACCEPT!!! FUCKMAN!!! LOVE YOUR WORK ON ALL THOSE WARCRIMES!!! <3333333

Karl Jacobs - Funky Time lad! Also really pretty. And kinda gender, but only a little bit. Those cool drawings of his old skin that the fandom came up with where he's a weird colorful rubber-hose-armed marshmallow human thing are more gender than what he is now, though.

Hbomb - Furry /pos. Seems nice enough.

Technoblade - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! TECHNO NEVER DIES! LOVE ME AN ANARCHIST OLD MAN PIG WHO WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS PATH! Also Piglin /pos.

Antfrost - Furry /neg. He’s actually fine, but I don't actually have much to say about him.

Philza Minecraft - is quite old, he is married to a woman, which I find interesting. I love him but would also like to punch him, just once. Just one little punch. Nothing super hard, just a little punch. Love ya, Dadza <3

Connor - Sonic Kinnie. I know he has lore but I cannot understand it and only know 1/10 of it so I can't actually say much about him. He seems depressed all the time though, so I feel bad for him.

Captain Puffy - The best Father I have ever seen <3 Also the only semi-fucking-responsible adult??? Like Sam used to be too but then he… yeah… I love her!

Viky - Doesn't exist in cannon I think??

Lazar - Does he exist in cannon either????

Ranboo - YOU!!! You <333 YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I love you!! You make me a little sad sometimes but also INCREDIBLY happy!! My little hypocrite <3 my little walking contradiction <3 also REALLY gender, VIOLENTLY so. And Enderman /very pos.

Foolish - I like you! I don’t know much about you, but I’m learning more! I like your builds and attitude! Nice man :)

Hannah - I know literally NOTHING about you at all but I want to because you seem so badass and cool holy shit

Slimecicle - FUCKING WEIRD ASS SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE BEGINING OF TIME???? YES PLEASE!!! SO GENDER!!! SO COOL!!! LOVE!!! LOVE LOV ELVOEKJDENJJW!!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking man <3333333 Filled with bones and meat and not slime at all <333333333

Michael McChill - Dream Stan /neg I don’t know much about this guy, actually, pretty neutral on him.

Michael _Beloved - Nice boy! Very polite! Probably could kill me if he wanted! Good lad!

Michelle - Oh she would whoop my ass. Great and fantastic!

Yogurt - babeyy,,,,,, boi,,,,, come hereee,,,,,, pspspsppspspsspspsp,,,,,,, i love youuu,,,,,,,

Foolish Jr. - Seems energetic and excitable! Good lad!

Finley - Fantastic, wonderful girl!

Shroud - I LOVE YOU. I WILL FIGHT ANY WAR YOU ASK ME TO. I WILL KILL MY FAMILY FOR YOU. SHROUD SUPREMACY. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mexican Dream - Eyyyyyy look at he! Look at the he!!! I like he :)))) he’s cool.

Dream XD - Oh so you’re THAT kind of asshole. Love it. 10/10. Also biblically accurate angel inspired designs for this mf??? So gender. Violently gender. Love that shit.

Drista - YOU!!!! ARE!!! SO!!!! COOL!!!! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR YOU!!!! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER!!!! CHAOS!!!!! ARSON!!!!! YES!!!!!

Mamacita - p, prett y wom an,,, 

Mumza Kristin - If anyone doesn't like Mumza I’ll cut their body into fourths and burry the pieces under a Denny’s <3 She’s so poggers.

Friend - Friend! :DDD

[yumpty-dumpty-inactive]

can we please devote our hearts to those who have to read the longest fucking matchup requests known to man? it's really draining to read it all, match the person, and since most people aren't attracted to just one gender (which is totally valid, not hating!) you gotta do it TWICE like fuuuuck man /lh

[yourelost-itsokay]

fuuuuck you're going to give me a new hyperfixation /lh

we're in this together bitch (affectionate)

[crownin-thestars]

Don’t worry don’t worry I won’t

Hmm I don’t know if I’d say that I mean you are chaotic but I don’t know about the best /lh /j

Thank you /gen

What the fuuuuck I'm literally the perfect combo of chaotic and lovable ònó

[kish-go-squish]

Fuuuuck.

Damn it. I’m leaving.

Fuck you all. /lh

I’m studying the southpark fandom like ants in a jar