#everything is /LH /SILLY I SWEAR

[clancykisser]

Everything I'm learning about this series is AGAINST MY WILL

HOW IS THAT GUYS BRAIN SHAPED IN THERE?? IS IT /FLAT/??? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

HEY @sapphire-heart-tippy EXPLAIN???? CARS HAS A WHAT NOW???? CAR-CIFIED?????

[honorary-fool]

Mortal Treatment || Whumptober 2023 Day 2

No. 2: “I’ll call out your name, but you won’t call back.”

Thermometer | Delirium | “They don't care about you.”

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cw/tw: swearing, mention of emeto/vomit (nothing happens though), mentions of a previous character's death, blood mentions (not real),

misc notes: oc x canon, oc uses they/them & vae/vaer neopronouns, first attempt at trying to write actual delirium but I think it turned out okay ^^ ; also used a prompt by @whumpster-dumpster ; not beta read ; cross-posted on ao3 under mimikyu_nerd_69

word count: 2.2k

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          Archons don’t get sick. They can't catch the flu, and are immune to stomach bugs. Common colds may as well tremble in their presence. Mortal medicine has little to no effect on their divine selves, as do the illnesses they contract and spread every once in a blue moon. Allergies are a different case, as they are not sickness, rather just reactions to things of the mortal world- Barbatos would know first hand. But a genuine illness afflicted upon one of The Seven? That would simply be unheard of!

          But most of the archons still have their gnosis in their possession, and without the chess-like pieces they are much weaker, both in terms of their power and general vulnerability. No one had thought to inform the anemo archon of this information, especially after his gnosis was taken rather painfully by The Fair Lady.

          At first Venti thought of the symptoms as merely his feline allergy rearing its head again. After all, he had been in the city earlier in the day- stray cats roaming the streets were a common sight in Mondstadt (and they seemed to really like him, furry bastards). 

          Surely that would explain the fatigue and the headache and blurry vision and puffy eyes and a particularly persistent case of the sniffles.. right?

          Venti made it to the Whispering Woods without blacking out or injury. With a less-than-graceful 'oomph', he dropped to the grass, and his lyre tumbled to the grass beside him with a low thump. He attempted to sit up and lean against the tree close by, but a lack of energy and faint body aches made it rather difficult. Okay, that's fine, it could be worse- he could've been in the middle of nowhere in Liyue with Geovishaps after him in such a state. 

          The bard closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, trying to steady himself before he attempted again to sit up. This time it was a lot more successful, but still left him achy and fatigued. He leaned back against the rough bark, closing his eyes again to try and drown out the pounding headache at the back of his skull. It felt like someone was whacking him over the head with a flat end of a claymore. At least it was dark outside, so the sun wouldn't bother him like it did earlier in the day.

          There were no monsters in sight, so maybe it wouldn't hurt to doze off for a bit...

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          Venti wasn't sure when he came to consciousness again, but he definitely knew the surroundings looked vastly different from before.

          He attempted to bolt, fearing he'd been kidnapped, only to fall off of something..fuzzy? and tumble face-first onto the floor. Everything felt like it was spinning, so it was hard to tell where exactly he was, which only added to how horrible he physically felt.

          Chills seeped into his bones, sending shivers down his spine and a cold sweat down his neck. Lights burned overhead, leaving him slightly overwhelmed by the heat and brightness. The headache remained, and as far as he could tell, it either stayed the same or worsened since he blacked out. Everything hurt all over, both from the fall and pre-existing body aches, and his limbs felt like jelly beneath him. He groaned, trying to hide from the light and in his arm instead.

"Taking that as the cue you've finally woken up.." Venti heard a familiar voice call, followed by footsteps.

          A head of teal hair poked their head into the room, immediately finding him on the floor with a sad smile. Of course his partner found him. At least it was someone he trusted to not have ill intent.

"Oh, you poor dear... you're in a worse state than I found you last night," Carmen cooed, approaching before kneeling on the floor next to Venti. "I'm glad I found you when I did... are you okay?"

"Mmh..."

          Seems he had little energy to speak as well. Lovely.

"Shit..," Carmen murmured as they reached forward, cupping his cheek in their hand as they slightly lifted his head up. "That's strange, your braids seem a little duller than usual... Hold still for me for a moment, I need to test somethin'.."

          Vae leaned to press a gentle kiss to the other's forehead, pulling away after a few seconds. Their expression, initially one of mild worry, shifted to one of concern, almost fear.

"You're burning up, lovebug... I thought it was a hangover, but you didn’t smell like wine, an’ I fear this might be worse," they attempted to joke, despite the worry lacing vaer tone. "Hopefully it’s nothing more than just a bad cold. I'm gonna try to get you back on my bed, okay?"

          Now that they said it, that does sound right..part of him wondered why vae didn’t bring him to his own room, but maybe they panicked..rightfully so, but still.

          Venti gave a weak nod, before returning his head to the cold floor beneath him. He lazily watched them as they stared with narrowed eyes for a few moments in silent contemplation. Carmen had carried him around multiple times, too many to count, but he's always been upright or standing prior to.. not exactly ill and flat on his stomach on the floor.

          After minutes of struggling through various attempts, Carmen finally had him sitting on the edge of the bed, leaning against their body for support. Once up there, they started to remove most of his layers in an attempt to cool him down a little bit. One hand gingerly undid the bow securing his cape while the other reached to grab the fallen beret off the floor. He managed to kick off his loafers himself, and vae moved behind him to loosen the laces on his corset. They even undid his braids, setting the hair elastics on the bedside table and carding their fingers through the sections to loosen the braids. Every garment removed was carefully set aside to fold up later, and by the time they finished, all he was left in was his shirt, shorts, and tights. 

          Afterwards, they gently pushed him to lay down, almost pulling the blanket over him before deciding against it.

“Is this helping? Do you feel a bit cooler yet?”

          Venti whined in response, curling up on his side.

          They sighed, gently placing their hand on his head and scratching at his scalp. A sad smile formed on their lips as they watched him lean into their touch almost instantly, like magnetic attraction.

"If you're gonna be okay being alone for a few minutes, I'm gonna grab a few things from the kitchen, okay?"

          Carmen tried to hide their laugh at the pout their partner had, glazed-over puppy eyes staring at them under dark hair. It’d be cute if he wasn’t sick..

"I'll be quick, I promise.. you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, right?"

          They felt him shake his head from under their palm, vaer hand moving with him.

"Then you'll be okay for five minutes, sweet pea.."

          They leaned over to gently place a kiss on the flushed tip of his nose, removing their hand from his head before leaving for the door.

          Venti watched them leave, staring off into space. Maybe the heat was getting to be too much, but he didn’t have the energy to use his anemo abilities to cool himself off.

          So, he just stared at the dark brown door, which then became staring at the darker brown floor, and then nothing at all as his vision blurred. Why was it so hard to focus, was this normal? It couldn’t be, but why was it so difficult to keep his eyes focused- did it really take that much energy?

          He sniffled quietly, rubbing at his eyes- maybe that would help?

          When he pulled his hand away, he saw a brown and white blur against the wall. 

“Mhh…” he groaned, trying to move himself closer to the edge of the bed to see it. Of course, he could only get so far in his weakened state.

          The blur looked..scarily reminiscent of someone. The colors were in all the right places, it had to be…

          They were dead though. He saw it with his own eyes. Why were they here if they’re dead?? 

          Too absorbed in his thoughts, he didn’t notice them come closer until pale blue eyes were staring right into his. He tensed, startled, before trying to reach out for them. His hand went right through them, and for a moment he felt the color drain from his face.

“Wh..”

          They’re..they’re gone, but they’re here! But they’re gone… But they’re here…

          Venti kept trying to touch them, to grab their hand, feel some sort of warmth and solidity in their form. Pale hand kept swiping at air, cutting through the image of his late best friend.

“No.. no no no no-”

          His hand shook as he kept trying, until it fell limply back to the mattress, until his vision became too blurry to see them completely.

“Don’t go..come back..” he pleaded, sniffling.

          The white and brown figure backed away slowly, out through the open doorway.

“Come back..”

          The god’s eyes burned, and this time he rubbed at them with his sleeve. When he pulled his arm away, he saw red.

“Carmen..? Carmen..!” he choked out, clawing at the sheets, oblivious to how they left no streaks of blood. “Carmen.. ‘m bleeding..”

          Venti saw the figure slowly return, kneeling at his side again.

“Why’s..why’s it back? Carmen..!” 

          He kept crying out for his partner, increasingly overwhelmed from the light, and the blood, and the image of his dead best friend taunting him with its presence, and-

“I’m here, sweetheart..”

          In the white and brown figure’s place was his partner, looking down at him in concern. Carmen gently cupped his cheek with warm, pale hands, wiping away the tears with vaer thumb. If his eyes didn’t deceive him, he could’ve sworn they flinched.

“Shhh, it’s okay..” they cooed, “I’m here, you’re safe…”

“But..but ‘m bleeding-”

“Bleeding?”

          They watched him raise his hand to show him. He didn’t understand why they took his hand in theirs almost instantly and gently squeezed it- why would they immediately touch something bloody?

“There’s no blood, sweet pea, I promise…it’s a bit wet with tears, but that’s about it..” they reassured him, letting go of his hand after a few moments.

“Oh..”

“Is that why you’re crying?”

          He nodded, rubbing at his eyes again. “Mhmm… an… an’ I saw someone..”

“Oh?” Carmen tilted their head slightly. “That’s..a bit worrying. Who exactly did you see..?”

“Mhh…my, my friend..”

          Thankfully, knowing of the archon’s background, it didn’t take long to figure out who he most likely meant, despite a few people fitting the description of just ‘his friend’. If it were one of the others, they’d be mentioned by name, but because this one wasn’t, then that meant…

“I see…”

          It broke their heart to see him so upset, between the illness and likely resurfaced grief. Poor bastard’s had to put up with so much shit- not that they haven’t either, but there’s a difference between being an immortal god that’s been around for centuries and an immortal elf that’s been around for even less time.

          They pulled away for a moment, crawling up onto their bed to sit next to the god. Vae gently turned vaer partner over onto his other side, frowning at how he winced from the movement. Seems those body aches haven’t left…

“I’m sorry it took so long to come back, by the way..I got sidetracked trying to make soup..” They eyed the tray they put on the bedside table, watching the steam rise from the radish and veggie soup bowl. “I did get the thermometer though…let’s see, just ooone second-”

          Carmen reached over the god and plucked the thermometer off the tray. They pressed a button, waited for the beep, then carefully stuck it under his tongue.

“Good..it’s only for a minute, I know it’s uncomfortable..” 

          They held the thermometer with one hand and used the other to play with Venti’s hair in an attempt to distract him from the uncomfortable sensation. Thank goodness Fontaine made these a while ago- they couldn't imagine how people used to figure out temperatures without them.

          Finally, the thermometer beeped, and they removed it to look at the number.

“Shit… 39.4. No wonder you were hallucinating your friend…”

          Carmen sighed, setting the thermometer down before trying to move the god to sit up against the pillows. He let vaer do so, not having the energy to do it himself or protest other than a wince of pain, to which they mumbled an apology. 

          As soon as he was sorted out, they reached for the tray on the bedside table, deciding it best to maybe get some form of sustenance in his system to help combat the illness. There’s not much that can be done, given mortal medicine’s a hit or miss, but that has to work, right?

          Vae was about to lift a spoonful to his mouth, when they realized he was nodding off against their shoulder. Into the bowl goes the spoon, their hand reaching up to play with his hair instead. Later then, they decided, ‘cus for now he needs all the rest he can get.

[pvlvsdog]

Uh hi!! I have never requested for LC so if it's.weirs sounding. Sorry.

Anyways Reader teasing the sinners? (Hc or smth. Whatever works best for you! :D)

No worries! Oh, if you’ve only seen the stuff my irl group left in my inbox /lh /nm /aff this isn’t weird at all! I try to work with hcs when I can, but not specifying that is on me, so until I get around to editing my bio, I suppose I do drabbles n stuff too. Or try haha

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Ryoshu lets out a ‘hmpf’ sound in a what that you can’t really tell if she’s annoyed or amused. She’s considered pretty intimidating by most so it is a bit funny to her to see you acting so bold. Especially when others look at you with disbelief. A few times you could swear the corners of her lips moved upwards. After all, she does enjoy a good quip or any other display of sharp wit. Which then leads to her teasing you right back, though her timing is always unexpected. It’s almost like a little game you two play, seeing where you can push the other one (within reason). And if asked, Ryoshu will shamelessly admit that she enjoys that part of your shared routine

With Rodya it’s a bit hit or miss. It really depends on what you say and it’s hard to read what will get a pass. I mean, to someone who doesn’t pay much mind to her, everything gets a pass. But there are times where you unknowingly will hit a sore spot and her joking demeanour will become a lot more rehearsed. Her main way of avoiding her self conscious thoughts is by making little jabs at others, so don’t be surprised if her ‘silly payback’ stings a bit. Sometimes it’s fine. But it’s not easy to tell if your teasing will make her blush or if it will ruin her day. Her ego, despite the front she puts up, is incredibly fragile and even when you’re innocently teasing her, she might assume you’re looking down on her. Even if she won’t outright say it, you will feel her discomfort shortly after

It’s only a little less unlikely for Don to misconstrue your words. Her love language is very earnest and genuine, so sometimes she just doesn’t get the purpose of your teasing. However, she’s less likely to assume anything bad by it and mostly it gets the desired reaction out of her. Doesn’t really tease you back though, it’s just not her style of affection, I think

You’d think Hong Lu falls somewhere in the similar category but he’s way more witty than he gets credit for and he goes along with your teasing. He sees it as the playful banter it is and when you least expect it he’ll innocently say something to get you just as worked up as you wanted to make him. Always a bit of a (pleasant) “jumpscare” when he does that. Hard to out-tease the lad, but it’s always a good time for both parties when you try :3

Ishmael gives you the most typical reaction. She’s way more used to being the one that does the teasing so when you start with your sillies, she tries to “fight back”. No luck though, you usually get her to flush and there’s no doubt your words affect her. She huffs something out for you to shut up but she’s not very convincing whenever she does so

But if you think Ish reacts strongly, you need to look at Heathcliff. Most times he’ll get absolutely awkward about it. Sure, sometimes he’s a bit oblivious. A bit like when he got offended that Dante thought he frequented clubs. When he was informed that it was a positive kind of comment, he got all awkward and didn’t really know what to do with himself, since that was not the kind of comment he expected to be directed at him. So if you want him worked up and temporarily not-functional, I absolutely recommend teasing the bloke

On a surface level, Faust is not only not affected but not very receptive to your teasing. She responds very matter-of-factly and with the same seriousness in her vacant eyes as if she was announcing the end of your work day. But don’t be fooled. There are occasions where she’ll pull an uno reverse card on you. Responding calmly she’ll inquire about the meaning behind your playful comment until you verbally run into a corner to the point where you’re admitting to the affectionate undertones of your teasing. You don’t even know how she does it. One second you’re being all silly and flirty and the next you’re all surrendered telling her how you like her, getting flustered by her painfully practical approach

The main difference with Outis is that she might genuinely not get it. Her guard’s always up and she’s been restless for so long, without a safe place to call her own, that playful banter almost seems like a luxury she can’t afford. She’s still in the mindset of surviving day to day (I mean… her job doesn’t exactly make it easy to let go of that notion) and you’re so casual with her. It makes her feel like a version of herself she had to bury a long time ago. But because of that contrast, she sometimes needs time to catch your teasing tone. She never assumes you mean anything bad by your comments, she likes you enough to grant you her patience and understanding way more than the others, but it takes up to 3 tries for her to catch the intent of your words. She’s not very good at reading back, but if you want to try flustering her, this is a good start

Then we have Meursault. He just really doesn’t get it. Each comment you make gets a painfully serious response out of him and you can’t really tell if he’s messing with you or if he really doesn’t get it. Knowing him, it might be the latter. Though if your teasing is more of the physical kind, you might affect him a bit. On the inside though, sorry, but he won’t let that kind of feeling you give him affect his “professional approach”

And we’re back to characters you would make an absolute mess out of. This time, the title goes to Dante. They are so used to being a tool and not having people pay much close attention to them (other than examining their changed body) that your teasing takes them by surprise. Add to that the fact that they can be rather awkward at times and you get the picture of your manager being delightfully graceless in their attempts to give any proper reaction or response. A few times your coworkers joked that you broke them. That did not help to make Dante more coherent

Before opening himself up, Yi Sang would be rather defeatist, not engaging much in your silliness. But that changes after he gets some time to grow and heal when the bus leads him to revisit his past. It’s much more easy to get a blush or a faint smile out of him and he might even surprise you with some (quite wordy) responses of his own

The only word to describe Gregor’s reaction is ‘exasperated’. He’s not like, outright mad or anything. Yeah, I mean, you do kind of have to watch not to hit a painful spot, but it’s easier to avoid with him (just no bug stuff and you’re pretty much in the clear) plus, as awful as I feel for saying this, he’s way too defeatist to counter most painful comments too. His main thing though is that he can’t believe how bold and blatant you are. Especially teasing him in this way. Him, out of everyone in the bus. I mean, he can’t call himself a catch and the way he sees it, there are much more attractive, put together and younger people you could be going after. Publically at that. Besides, some things you say are just way bolder than anything he could even say when drunk (or so he tells himself, tipsy Gregor is not as subtle as sober Greg would like to believe). If you knew him less, you could think that the way he sighs and shakes his head is a sign of total rejection, but that’s not the case. To be fair, if he tried to respond properly he would probably be more awkward. Romance is foreign to him and it stresses him out that he can’t really guess what people say in situations like this. The way you know you did good is when he completely goes blank. Honestly, he looks a bit staggered. The one time he did try to make a sound, he sounded like that too-

Lastly, Sinclair is a tough one. Because I don’t think it’s just so cut and dry that I can just say he gets cute and blushy. He’s… eager at heart (he wants to have someone, so having you show interest is definitely big for him) but so inexperienced and anxious, it doesn’t help his case. But he’s also one of the sinners that is used to being seen less-than and his insecurity makes him fear that your teasing might have different implications. He’s been called useless and naive, amongst other things, so many times. And he doesn’t want to be seen as some weak willed pushover. Especially not by you. You don’t think that, do you? He prays you don’t. His work is tough on him as is, it would be a lie to say you aren’t a beacon of light amongst his gore and guilt filled world. You’ve seen how easy it was to get him down when his coworkers made comments about his appearance. So it’s 50/50 with him. He might try to object. Sometimes he might actually come off too strongly. Other times he just fumbles with his words. And sometimes, when he is sure that your comment is definitely a good natured one, he just fumbles in general. Honestly, this is a half joke but I can almost see him blurt out ‘I want you’ in response like one time and then scurry off terrified wishing to never be resurrected again

[cookierunzombieau]

WELCOME FOLKS TO THE NEW COOKIE RUN KINGDOM ZOMBIE AU!! Main DNI List. You know who you are. (No pro, com, incest, adultxchild shippers here. That shit is NASTY.) "But Cookie's don't have canon ages!!! It's okay!!' Buddy, check the wiki and you will find the cookie's listed as children. I don't wanna hear it. Mod: I'm Mod Spooky, current owner of the AU, if I get my friends to join this with me then maybe there'll be more, idk yet. I go by any pronouns, and I'm a minor, do NOT say freaky shit in the ask box, please and thank you. TONE TAGS ARE APPRECIATED!! I cannot understand tone through text, so tone tags are appeciated!! Questions and info on the AU ↓↓

Green for AU questions and answers, blue for mod questions and answers!! "What's this all about?" Glad you asked! As if you couldn't tell by the name, it's a zombie/infection AU made by me! Spookee (or Spooky). Licorice Cookie wants to control cookies instead of just his bone servants so he goes and tries to make a potion to test his mind control on one of the members of the Cookie's of Darkness, but it doesn't go so well. He ends up making a potion that turns the other cookies into crumbly and soggy cookies! Just like zombies from real life!! "What are you making it on?" Cookie Run Comic Studio! "Why and how did you get this idea?" I'm an absolute SUCKER for Zombie, Infection, and Highschool AU's. I enjoy them greatly, and I even have a few idea's for ones for the Spooky Month fandom too!! "Why Licorice Cookie?" Because his dumbass would do that shit bruh 😭/silly/pos Dark Enchantress wouldn't do that, she wouldn't have even ordered Licorice Cookie to do this because they're not being controlled by her, but by the potion. "Why isn't it hand drawn?" Cause my art sucks doodooasswater. But for certain zombie designs (coming in the future maybe) I will be making them or asking my friend to make them for me!! Also I am NOT drawing shit for this because I own the AU here bruh. "How frequent will you update?" I have school, laziness, and overall instances of lack of motivation, so I really don't know. I will try to update atleast once a month if I remember! "Do you have a story and plot?" Not?? really?? I write everything without script or idea because I didn't think this through so like, I dunno. I'm just pulling this shit outta my ass, bruh😭🙏 "Will any ships be in this?"

It really depends on the ship and who stays alive or not. I'll try to include every cookie that's currently in Cookie Run (version 6.3.101 - Fire Spirit and Agar Agar Update.) Ships? I am unsure. I'm not much of a shipper unless we're counting Burning Spice X Shadow Milk, but even then it's unlikely, trying to keep everything as Canon as I possibly can. "Will canon ships be in this?" Although many are heavily implied (like PureLily) they probably won't be in this AU due to personal preference (I have a dislike for White Lily and others) and for some unwanted angst for the plot and storyline, I personally find it irrelevant. So no, any ships will not be canon in this. Friendships are allowed (Cone Cup Trio, Gingerbrave and his friends, the Ancients). "Are you taking fanart?" (if i get any lmao/silly) Yes I am! Just submit it through the ask box and I'll post it here so everyone can see it!! Or just @ me and I'll reblog it!/gen "Are you going to include the dead people in this?" YES!/pos. It's an AU so I get to do whatever, everyone who's dead? REVIVED!! Not giving any spoilers as to who is dead in the canon and who isn't. "Are you accepting help from fans?" No I am not/lh. Story and plot ideas? No thank you. Not taking requests from fans, I wouldn't like to be involved in drama regarding that./gen/lh IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS THEN SUBMIT IT IN THE ASK BOX AND I'LL GET TO THEM I SWEAR!!/GEN/VPOS

[sleepy-four]

Who are your favourite of your friends ocs?

I have a very awful memory so! Uh, bear with me please

My friends have a lot, and by a lot I mean a LOT of ocs that I can't keep track on. I often like most of their ocs too so, uh, that doesn't help much? But here we go ig

I absolutely LOVE Klai's silly little showman, still find him charming after 4 years. For Pins is hard bc I ADORE the world she's building, but I still hold every iteration of Hana dear. Fifi... Oh god I need to check her IDV oc list again- It's hard to pick a fav when you like everything she writes... Maybe Ian? I like Ian. Lyra is one of my beloveds from Mitzu besides Cece. On Cal's case... Mannnnnn, such a hard choice- I love Edith, gender pirate goes brrr, I'd say someone more recent from the document she's writing but, y'know, I'd have to check again. I like Plip, she's a sweetheart, but Starlight is also cool, biggest shotout to Beth for both of the gals!!

Unfortunately can't remember many ocs from other mutuals, so! Take this as a sign to show me your ocs and ramble a little. I have a shitty memory but I swear I hold everyone dear to my heart (And my teeth, beware for bites /lh)

[everestgale]

top 5 favorite flowers? ( i swear if azalea is there im shootin u /j /silly)

Alright 1. Azalea /j

Jokes aside, here's my actual list:

Lavender, I love the color, the scent, the look of them, literally everything about them is peak flowers to me, nod nod

Lily of the valley, I just really like how they look ksjdhfjks

Poppy, I know it's very funny in context of StP and... a certain AU that we made... but I actually always quite liked poppies. I don't know where or how it started though skdfhsjdk

Sunflower, is it stereotypical of me to like sunflowers given that I was born in Russia- /lh

Iris, because... we decided that Skeptic's favorite flowers are irises... I'm normal y'all I swear-

[nekonaps0]

So, no need to answer this obviously, I could be doing the math wrong and forgetting multiple people, but for the mood is gone. You have yet to do Epel. And I was wondering if that was like on purpose m/another part was coming or not and if I should just stop hoping for my husband to come home /lh /sillie

Sooo… um… yeaaah. The reason why I didn’t post him (and others) because I couldn’t really write with them 😭 I swear I tried but everything was… really out of the character or I just couldn’t catch their vibe 🥲 so, sorry but there is no more part coming from that series.

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

Belgium 2022

-Spa before Spa weekend

-“Not one single driver in the same position they qualified in” So the penalties went crazy this race

-Alex p6! Carlos pole!

-Did Charles not already take an engine penalty in Canada?

-“Perez has got like a 20 degree turn towards the first position”

-Aiii suchhh a bad start from him

-The cars look so speedy down these parts

-Ohmygod Fernando and Lewis. This is kinda giving Austria? 2024? Max and Lewis?

-Aaah Charles and Max!

-“There’s almost four abreast there! Look at that!”

-To LH: “So stop stop, stop stop stop, stop” :/

-Aaaah Latifi and Valterri

-This definitely has to be safety car

-Sebastian p5 among all that chaos

-Lewis/Valterri strong soulmatism there

-Me staring at Max the whole of the start replay. He was mesmerizing

-FA: Yeah. What an idiot. Closing the door from the outside. I mean, we had a mega start but this guy only knows how to drive and start in first”

-Fernando please, that cracked me up

-VB: “I’m beached.”

-CL: “I think there’s some smoke from the front right. *****”

-Aww come on, he got a good start!

-CL: “We agree to one stop from now no?”

-Fernando!! Aaah so close!

-“Max Verstappen, started 14, now up in 6th place”

-“And that’s a very forlorn looking Lewis Hamilton” He was giving tragic hero with the views and everything

-Hello Alex Albon overtake!

-The way Max is making such quick work of everyone

-“He’s nearly unraveled all the pain of the engine penalty”

-That wasn’t even a fight there against Fernando. He just casually drove past

-To CS: “We are on for plan B”

-“It’s all going too well really there” Shh don’t jinx my driver

-Already up in podium places- 8 laps in

-Yay! Charles finally getting past that DRS train

-MV: “High degradation”

-“They might not need to orchestrate this given Verstappen’s pace”

-MV: “We’re losing a silly amount of time now”

-Oh Carlos pitting

-Okay so was that a swap or an overtake?

-MV: “Yeah just try to extend a little bit”

-“He’s trying to push for a one stop”

-Nice stop for Checo!

-Oh wow Checo was like don’t even think about it Charles

-CS: “We are considering plan D.”

-Okay okay let’s go Ref Bull pit crew!

-Aaah George!

-Esteban double overtake!

-Max already in Carlos’ DRS zone

-And he’s in the lead again

-“Hasta la vista, Carlos. I think he’s got the speed now”

-✨Jack Doohan✨

-To CL: “If we have to stop now we are looking at in front of Gasly, which will be p12”

-CL: “Why will we stop now?”

-I swear if this turns out to be yet another questionable strategy..

-Come on Checo!

-Yesss, let’s go!

-Carlos stopping

-Oh Ferrari double stack!

-I love Alex “cork in the bottle” Albon

-Checo pitting

-Max could pit now and come out in the lead

-“The race, not that sensational as we wanted it to be. If you want to blame anyone, blame Max Verstappen”

-Don’t know what you’re talking about dude, I think Max moving from p14 to p1 and pulling a 15+ second lead is pretty sensational

-Max looking so lonely on the road. I loved that shot with no other car but him on track. Especially with such scenic views

-LH: (about Fernando’s radio comment earlier) “It doesn’t really matter what he said”

-CS: “What happens if we 3 stop?”

To CS: “Finish behind Russel in p4”

-Oooh Ocon! A double overtake again!! That was so hot

-2022 silly season conversations sound so interesting

-LN: “I’m honestly beginning to struggle quite a bit”

To LN: “It’s too late for plan G” G????

-I agree with Lando though, he’s been stuck in this DRS train with three other cars for ages

-“It seemed unlikely that he would win in Hungary, from 10th. Somehow here, it seemed inevitable” I love the narrative that follows him

-Go Yuki!!! He fought against that DRS train!

-???????????? Oh fastest lap

-“They’ve gone for the fastest lap gamble. Fernando Alonso has made it hard for Charles here by getting past him”

-Aaah Zhou took that place back from Yuki

-And Charles got back p5 (not the fastest lap though)

-Max!! Haha, that slide before the finish line.

-MV: “Amazing guys. Car was a rocket ship all weekend. That was amazing”

-Alex pointsss! Conducting that DRS train like a pro

-Hah Yuki and Lance passionately discussing being stuck in the train

-Oh no 5s penalty for Charles for speeding in the pit lane. P6.

-“Max was just flying. He was on another planet”

-VerSainz in the cooldown room>>

[astrito]

I start the day lying and end with the truth That I'm dying for the knife Shaplin belongs to @m-chromatic !! I have a LOT to say about this, man!! If you wanna read all about it, it's under the read more.

This one is my absolute favorite I swear to everything ahhh!!! I wasn't planning to make a drawing, or even an animation of her because I thought: "damn baby. you draw her almost daily and you're gonna give sib with another shap???" ...But I got so god damn silly. Terribly silly. Sillyness levels overload. I got the idea from a tag saying that one of her songs is Working For The Knife! Honestly the first time I heard it I cried DSJKJHKSK :C A little because of her but... it reminded me so much of my friends that could not get to pursue their passions, and it reminded me that at one point, I thought I was gonna be like that. I'm glad it's not like that for me, but it still hurts that it's like that for people that I care about... I didn't plan to make this an animation either. It was going to be a still, but when I drew the knife circle from the background I felt like it was going to feel incomplete if I didn't give it life. This is one of the few projects I saved the thumb for! Here it is:

she looks even sadder here damn!!!!! im sorry babybird........

If you didn't notice, the papers on the back of the animation have drawings in them!! These papers are meant to be the exact same papers as the ones on this drawing.

I did some searching, because if I get anything wrong about her on a piece that had such amount of effort put into it I was going to combust. Die. On the spot. Just like that. That search was for drawings of m-chromatic's interpretation of Spamt​o​n N​E​O, and I think (and hope) I did a decent job of drawing it, and animating the boiling lines effect. It was not hard, but neither was it necessary and I believe it made a significant difference over just a single image, y'know? I also saved that one, as a gif:

I think I made the torso too short now that I look at it again, but it doesn't really bother me since you aren't meant to be able to see the torso anyway. /lh

For some reason Moho doesn't like clipping masks, and/or gifs. It was kind of a pain trying to incorporate it into the papers... Understandable since one should be animating 80% of things on one software but (white guy who's douchy voice) damnnnnn :/ Another, very fun, very exciting problem /s I had with Moho was trying to rig her... If you saw me cry about not being able to rig an eye on the month of July, that was me crying about her eyes. Which by the way, the rigging problem got solved. How? NO IDEA. IT. IT JUST HAPPENED. I wasn't about to complain though lmfaooo The last thing I want to say is: overall I loved working on this!!! It was so fun and I'm really proud of where my effort led me, I really love Shaplin wahh (this would be the second project I put a significant amount of effort into that's about her... autism man!!! autism!!! /lh) With nothing more left to say, I bid you adieu, dear reader!!! /lh and thank you for, well... reading, by the way!!! aheem aheem

[starry-sophrosyne]

“You know what, fuck it, im posting this even if it kills me-“

Also me, two hours later, lowkey exhausted but having typed up a storm and happy: XD

IM NOT TOO LATE FOR MERMAY CHAT!! /hj /silly

Anyways this is another fantasy au set in royal times, yes, but mainly based around the sea, so naval fleets, pirates, etc, all the good jazz.

LENGTHY plot overview(?) under cut /gen /lh

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The original King Of Skill is an old war-torn contesting king, suffers from an incurable ailment. He suffers with chronic pain and is concurrently dying. His two sons have taken over his work as his son, Brent, is the captain of the exploration crew while his brother, Bertrand, surveys the navy. Brent has spent most of his adult life journeying the seas and managing overseas relationships with other kingdoms since his father is incapable of travel. This includes his right hand man, Nick, the once crown prince of the TC Nation who absconded his roles to join Brent on his adventures. However, on one of his journeys, through something of a floundering (no pun intended XD /hj) he and his crew encounter merfolk; beings thought to be long gone and extinct, something out of a mythological fairy tale. That being said, these ones are.. somewhat  friendly?.. The two particularly interactive ones are a mischievous yet doubtful siren with purple scales and wavy brown hair, named Sophist, and a cheerful and all-embracing mermaid with pink scales and similarly colored hair. 

Most of the pack holds animosity towards the humans from past tales, but in truth, it has been decades since a merfolk pack ever held actual conversation with a human crew itself, and quite a bit of disdain overshadows curiosity. That being said, while not quickly or stable; through these two who interact with Brent and Nick respectively, something similar to the past relations held between human and merfolk arise again. Sophist and Vern, alongside the other merfolk, journey alongside Brent’s crew for months, all of them developing close relationships with the crew along the way. However, all good things must come to pass, as the months have quickly, and as Brent must return home. As they part with bittersweet farewells, well, it pains Brent more than anything has ever to leave Sophist behind, pulling as his heartstrings in a way that no amount of success or disappointment has before. He’s not quite sure what this emotion is, always taught to bottle up emotions and having to rely on his crew to help him develop emotionally through out the years. Even as Nick teases him (with similar sentimentalities towards/attached to Vern, mind him), Brent can’t help but look out longingly towards the sea as they swim away; and he swears, that for just a second, Sophist looks back at him too, eyes filled with same longing as they all dives underwater. 

And that’s it. He returns home, a jumbled mess of new emotions stewing in his stomach. However, when Brent finally informs his father of his experience, he is.. well.. eerily happy about it. (This is less realized by Brent as it is by the readers, might be explicitly stated to the readers too if I ever write it out idk)

There’s a reason he was known to be a conquerer. He, too, journeyed the sea, back when merfolk were roaming and abundant with peaceful albeit slight interactions with human. He conquested and slaughtered them, him and his fleet, in search of a mystical treasure that was thought to grant immortality. However, he was unable to do so, and as blood filled the seas, the merfolk species fled and hid deep underwater. Even more so, the goddess of the sea cursed him, to endure crippling agony and pain that would extend for decades until he inevitably died, never able to journey out to sea again. That past is all but covered, those still remaining of that era (namely his crew) all but slaughtered or smart enough to keep their mouth shut, if not already close to the king. 

Everything he’d done since then was to retrieve his relic. Settling down and raising a family, his children nothing but pawns. It’s the reason/manipulated both of his children growing up, affecting both of their abilities to relax and do things without purpose. After all, they were taught from a young age growing up, to never let your guard down. Always stay vigilant, and always stay loyal. Even when their mother died, even as they mourned for they were just boys all too young to have lost their mother, he did not comfort them with the passion of a father. It, through him, became initiative and ambition to straighten up even more. To become more dedicated and stern, and even moreloyal to a man who was indubitably their father as he was their king even though he hadn’t certainly never acted like one properly.

(I’m not sure if their mother’s death should be related to their father’s past, I could either make him more of a villain and make it so that she found about his plan and he had no choice but to kill her to keep her quiet, or he actually did fall in love with her but she died from some sort of chronic illness or something. Idk, either way I do like the idea that he genuinely loved her, just not enough to make him stray from his mission. Yes it’s giving omni-man.)

Now, he sends Brent out once more, under the premise of finding “a treasure that has belonged to their kingdoms since the beggining of time, a magical relic lost to the waves decades ago. Their kingdom has been looking for it ever since.” As for Bertrand, he gets recalled back onto land to wage war against an opposing kingdom, as he stays hundreds of miles away and additionally, unaware about all of this (aka the journey/experiences of his younger brother) for most of the story. Yes this comes into play later.

Brent sets out again and meets the mermaids, and throughout their months of voyaging together and journeying, they do eventually undergo a crazy journey that leads to them finding this secret treasure., underwater-atlantis style. (When I first wrote this out, I thought about turning this into a multi fic series, but didn’t focus on this so I have no specific notes about the experiences of the journey itself (-   -)’ )

However, after he obtains the relic, something in his gut tells him to not tell his father. He lies, claiming that his journeys has not given him any leads on the relic yet, which sends his father into a fit of rage. Even still, Brent questions why he, now of all times, is defying his father’s orders. Something he has never done before, and yet, he is suspicious that something more is going on behind the scenes. He cannot explain it no, but for some reason, the unease lurks in the back of his mind at the way his father’s eyes darken and sharpen over every word spoken about the merfolk  

In truth, the black market has also collaborated with the king, ever since he was a young and equally money-hungry as he was power-hungry prince. He sold the corpses of menfolks or their parts to them for riches and wealth that helped him establish his kingdom, and even gave their locations for them to attempt to capture mermaids alive, although most of their attempts were then thwarted after only a few successful tries as the mermaids migrated even more away from the shores. (The industry finds all parts of them valuable, believing they have magical properties for being mythical creatures, which is all bullshit like the same thing irl with rhino horns having healing properties, etc. mainly founded off of mytholicism) He’s still in contact with them now, so he let them know about his son’s encounter with the mermaids when he first arrived home, and they have been watching him throughout all his journeys (This would also be minorly hinted in places throughout the story, especially if I were to actually write out over multiple fics, just random sentences about feeling of being watched, quick glances, watching gazes from the background and other stuff).

Later, someone (idk if it would be an inside job or just a spy that sneaks onto the boat, probably just a spy) sneaks nearby the boat while they are partying one night, and hears from some of the drunken crew how they have managed to obtain the precious relic, yet the captain has chose to not announce it to the king. 

When the kind hears of this, he is enraged like no other. How dare his son, who he has shaped and melded to be a faithful and loyal guard dog, betray him? But he cannot denounce him, or else it would send his kingdom into chaos. No, if his son is unruly, he needs to give him just one opportunity to remain by his side and reclaim his loyalty, lest he be announced a traitor and unaccepted by all of the kingdom.

The announcement spreads through out the kingdom. Brent, one of the princes under the throne, has obtained a precious relic that belongs to his kingdom and is working alongside mermaids to withhold it from its rightful owners. Now he must return home to the kingdom with it, and if he defies this order, he will be considered a traitor to the kingdom. Not only outcast/banished, but him and his crew will be hunted down. 

More frighteningly, alongside this announcement, is the reintroduction of mermaid hunting. In the docks, instead of trading and fishing ships, are menacing large boats designed for hunting and capturing that prepare to launch their crew crude and physically distorted, scarred and wrought with with shadiness, hollering in gruff and raspy voices. All this frightens the public, disturbing the peace of the peaceful citizens of the Kingdom of Skill who live in the bay/coastal area and have spent their lives quietly enjoying the sea. This, however, is nothing to the king, who will do just about anything to retrieve his relic.

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The ending/rest of this au/story, is a bit too convoluted and also more narratively written from what I already have, as that’s what I’ve mainly been using to write this, and a result, will take some more time to sift through. I’ll post it soon (a LIE. T—T /hj), but either way, I hope you all like what I’ve written, esp with how lengthy just this is :,) /hj /gen  ;  and hey, at least I got something in before mermay ended XD /gen /silly /lh

[iminyourbookshelf]

QSMP community positivity because the streamer awards made me so happy

(under the cut because it's going to be A LOT)

QSMP Digital Artist - Ate and left NO crumbs ever omg. The amount of detail, varying styles, and epic scenes are my favorite. The variety of art styles for QSMP artist is like just going to a buffet to browse and they're all special little dishes made with so much love.

QSMP Tradtional Artist - HOW CAN YOU DRAW/PAINT SOME OF THIS STUFF?? Watercolor paintings of QSMP bulids, notebook spreads with cute little details, the fact that you can draw traditionally at all. All so talented.

QSMP Beginner Artist - NEVER GET DISCOURAGED <33. Everyone was a beginner at some point and seeing people improve over time with their art is so cool. I consider myself still a beginner even though I've been drawing for a couple years now lol. There is still so much for me to learn, and the fact how kind the qsmp art community is makes me so happy. Keep improving, your art looks great <3

QSMP Fanfiction Authors - I don't know whether to compliment you or ask for my therapy payment (/lh). So many authors have ripped my heart out and left it out to dry and others are like a bucket of fluff and joy. I love both of these. The writing quality is genuinely amazing on so many of these. I love to visualize when reading and with all the details it's basically just watching a movie.

QSMP Web Weavers - You guys are AMAZING. Finding so many quotes, transcripts, fanarts, aesthetic photos, and being able to combine them in a way that represents characters so well is beautiful. Not to mention the fact how your able to put credits for everything in an easy to find way??? Perfect.

QSMP Moodboards/Stimboard makers - These are so cute aaaa. I love seeing them, all the little collections of photos or gifs of characters I like is very fun.

QSMP Poll Accounts - I LIVE for taking polls. It's just fun to have a place to put an opinion you had for yourself that you didn't know how to put unprompted on your own post. Seeing results after a while also makes me happy to see what as a general consensus the fandom is on.

QSMBLR and QSMPTWT users - Transferring information from one hellsite to the other, I admire anyone who can survive in the discourse trenches and come back with account updates.

QSMP Clip accounts - I love seeing silly clips of cubitos, and especially those with transcripts and translations. It's a lot of effort and I admire that. Gives me so much info I would've missed otherwise.

QSMP translators - As someone still currently learning the other languages, it is so helpful when people translate it. Sometimes your brain just hurts and you can only read your native language. Also anyone who translates things from English to other languages, yes please make it for other speakers.

QSMP Multi-Shippers - It's so fun to see these, yes give your cubito 7 different romantic/platonic partners. You guys collect ships like Pokémon and it is inspiring

QSMP Cosplayers - I respect cosplayers so much. The wigs, the makeup, the costume, the PROPS?? All take so much work it's amazing to see final products. I reccently tried making a scythe for one I want to do, and I was struggling. Y'all are so cool.

QSMP Character Analysis Posts - Keeping fanfiction accuracy and my personal view on characters as close to canon as possible. These help so much when I need to look for a character I haven't watched much and easy to read.

QSMP Livebloggers - Save me from losing track of lore when I'm busy. I swear some of you just never sleep (please do but thank you for information). The amount of stuff I can figure out from vague post of combined livebloggers makes it much easier to know what's happening. Most of my mutual liveblog a lot and it saves me so much time <3

QSMP Rebloggers - KEEPING THIS FANDOM ALIVE‼️‼️ Tumblrs algorithm is based on reblogs, accounts that are just lurkers rb stuff ily. Hell yeah man, take all the cool stuff and share it.

QSMP Animatics - Movie night exists because of you guys!! Sometimes you all make me want to sob violently or laugh till I can't breathe. The differences in each video is so fun to see. The effort in each one is just beautiful too, animatics are NOT easy.

QSMP Editors - The fact that people can take a cube game and turn into epic/sad/cute edits with a few clips, transitions, and audios astounds me. You guys are so cool and I love seeing them. Also the fanart edits are so sick, finding the best ones to match.

QSMP Fan Video Creators - Stuff like the Federation Welcoming Workers Video, that one cucrucho cereal video, things like that. Quality is usually amazing and all the unique takes or camera work is epic. Idk what else fits in this genre but I just wanted to mention it.

QSMP RP Accounts - Seeing other people's takes on characters are so interesting and fun to see. RP is a skill I need to work on and it's done pretty well with these accounts. The amount of detail y'all can put is insane.

QSMP OC creators - Cringe culture is dead, I love seeing people make their little characters interact with eachother based on the QSMP. Keep it up and pls share it.

QSMP 3D Animators/Modelers - I never expirence more joy than when I see a 3D model of a qsmp rat spinning around. Also any 3D animators your dedication is insane. I tried learning 3D animation once and that was a STRUGGLE.

QSMP Vod savers/YT summaries -Actual lifesavers, there is no way I could've been apart of this community without them. Watching a few videos a day about what happened on the server makes it easier for me to actually do other things. Also that one person who made a QSMP2023 summary in UNDER 10 minutes, you are insane and did such a great job.

QSMP Accounts in Different Languages - QSMPBLR is heavily more English speaking than other languages, and when people main tag with post in different languages it makes me so happy. This was the point of the server, to let people post in whatever language they wanted. It's also fun for me to practice and try to translate it for myself.

I tried to get everything but please add if you have anything <3

[amethyst-marshmallow]

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Last updated: July 31th, 2025 

Internet kitty here!☆

Hi hi!!! You can call me Mars :3 I use they/them mostly! Check out my pronouns page for other things to call me :D My birthday is Jan 21, I'm a minor (15), and my personality type is INTP-T :) I have ADHD and am introverted, so I may not respond to every comment/ask or wait until later to answer it!!

I also type like insanely fast so expect spelling errors & unnecessary abbreviations lol (feel free to bully me about this as long as it's in a silly friendly way) i kinda just have a very silly typing style :3c

❔⭐FAQ ⭐❔

(well, not really, but you might wanna know!)

I am an artist and I like drawing both fandom and ocs!! My ocs have their own tags, (making a huge post for all of them soon) and all my (recent) art is under the #Mars art🌙⭐ tag! Please reblog my art btw :3 I want more people to see it!!

My fav things aesthetic-wise are: The color purple, bright colors, stars, space & night in general, the sky/clouds, gemstones, especially amethyst and quartz, weirdcore/dreamcore, early internet type aesthetics, and cutesy things! :3

🩷My main interests rn: 

Dandy's Worldddd (I really like Shrimpo and Cosmo,,, i have a lot of favs from that game) 

The osc in general!! I really like Objectified, BFDI(etc.) and PAS, mostly bc I really like algebraliens :) Here's my designs for the main four bfdi algebraliens!

I'm also working on my osc ocs (thinking of making an object show or something similar) so plz send asks about them!!

Speaking of which, I'm working on my ocs a lot in general so feel free to ask any questions abt them!! I have a lot thats undecided tho TwT

My other interests are on my strawpage! 

My main sonas are Marshmallow and Amethyst (as the name suggests) 

Check out my sonas masterpost for all my sonas + more info! I love making sonas lala

Note: I am mostly here to de-stress from everything going on irl, so i probably won't rb any discourse or political-ish posts!! I am here for fandom and fun mostly, though I may still reblog those occasionally if I think it's important! Those will be tagged as #important! You can block that tag if you want to!

♠️Tone & tagging info:

I try to use tone tags but sometimes forget, but take basically everything I say as /silly and/or /lh!

For trigger tags I usually use “tw (thing)” and “(thing) tw”. Fandom stuff may not always be tagged!

I do swear and make some slight dirty jokes sometimes, so don't be too shocked to hear that coming from me!!

However, I don't usually interact with/draw suggestive art, and especially not sexual art! There's nothing wrong with making it ofc, I just personally don't want to interact with it especially as a minor!

If you want/need me to add a trigger warning or tone tag to a post I forgot, you can tell me to!

⭐Me in other places: 

Sideblog called @daily-shrimpy where i draw shrimpo every day :3 almost anyway- 

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Amethyst-Marshmallow (I never upload🥰) 

Scratch: Choco_catz and Marshmallow-catt (i forgor the password to the second account tho-) 

Strawpage (being updated sometime this century): https://amethystmarshmallow.straw.page

Artfight: https://artfight.net/~Amethyst-Marshmallow  

Newly made Bluesky (I try to use it occasionally): https://bsky.app/profile/marshmallow-kitty.bsky.social 

Pronouns page: https://en.pronouns.page/@Marshmallow-Gem (I LOVE this website)

‼️DNI‼️

Ok that’s the end!! Have a nice day :3 

Internet kitty out, nya!☆

[just-a-fluffy-knight]

I just wanna say if any of y’all ever offer to have me vent to u and I don’t I swear it’s not because I don’t trust you 💔

I’ve just spent way too much time keeping things to myself to even want to do so at this point but that’s for another time /lh

Same goes for the reverse like if you’re down and I just hit u with a shitty ‘hope ur okay’ or something instead of offering to have you vent to me I promise it’s not because I don’t wanna hear about your problems :(

I’ve just not sought out advice or comfort throughout basically my whole life enough to even know what to do when I hear about what someone’s going through, again a banger tale that I’ll probably never talk about ever /silly

To any moots I may have done this too I promise you guys are amazing and I wanna do everything I can to help, I just don’t have any knowledge on comforting others and I don’t wanna accidentally make things worse with some shitty ass advice or words that may basically ruin your life 🥀 /lh

I love all of y’all and if any of you are down, here’s another shitty ‘I hope you’re okay and that things get better soon’ from me as that’s the only thing I know how to say 💔

[fair-city-reporter]

Poll Winner

Out of everything, I was not expecting the MLP AU to be the winner hahaha but I can't say I'm complaining! Here comes the fun part though! I do apologize

I finally got some free time to share a few tidbits about "WordFilly" because I literally could not come up with a better name. I also plan to turn on asks, so you can ask me things about the AU's - I'd welcome it.

WordFilly is an alternate universe ft. Wordgirl and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP/FiM), so here's what I'm thinking so far. Fair City is known for its magic as a lot of villains have powers, but I decided to get a little silly with this. I honestly haven't quite decided this bit.

Becky is still an alien, so I feel she isn't a normal run-of-the-mill pony, but she also looks like an earth pony or something in order to blend in with the crowd! Huggy could either continue being a monkey, or he's like a dragon - I'm not sure which yet!

And now we're going to break this down-

Read more for additional content!

WordFilly Character Species

The Botsford Family - Sally Botsford (earth pony, cutie mark undecided; is still the District Attorney - has a wavy red mane and tail, knows Spanish); Tim Botsford (earth pony, cutie mark undecided; part-time substitute teacher, also works at an office - looks a lot like a Clydesdale, but smaller); TJ Botsford (earth pony, cutie mark undecided; blank flank). I mulled so long over this AU for a while - and I did decide Becky’s species but for now, I’m going to keep this quiet. All will be revealed in due time!

Violet is a unicorn because I said so; as she's the whimsical artist, I immediately thought she would be a unicorn! It felt fitting for her character.

Personally, I see Scoops as either an earth pony or a Pegasus, I'm unclear as to which right now.

Tobey's 100% a unicorn. I don't make the rules. This is canon now. (only I do make the rules because it's my AU /lh). I also see Victoria as being a unicorn attempting to pretend she's an alicorn or something because she would.

Villains;

Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy - earth pony; cutie mark's a sandwich stacked on a platter (this might change, but idk yet-). He does still have a sandwich head because why not

Dr. Two Brains - earth pony/mouse hybrid; has mouse ears, whiskers, and a long mouse tail - though it weirdly resembles a rat's own. DTB could also be another species that isn't mouse but I think that would defeat the purpose. I know someone who mixed him with a parasprite and I kind of thought it was cute though!

Mr. Big is also an earth pony-

Whammer is a unicorn. That's it. That's the post.

I feel like Miss Question is 100% a Pegasus and that her powers come from sort of pendant (much like something I plan to do with Eileen but we'll get to her later-). Though I love her hoverboard thing, so maybe she's a unicorn? I can't decide, to be honest.

For Eileen, she's an earth pony - her powers are fueled by the amulet, same as in canon! She's short for a pony, and she hates it so much.

Speedrun for the rest of the villains!

The Butcher - unicorn, his cutie mark is a slab of meat that is faintly covered in a hue of red. LRW is 100% a unicorn though she's mixed with something else, don't ask me what just yet. Amazing Rope Guy is an earth pony; uhhh, Seymour is a unicorn and extremely obnoxious- D2B's henchmen are an earth pony and unicorn. Leslie is an earth pony.

Rhyme and Reason are a Pegasus and unicorn. These might switch later!

Miss Power is [REDACTED].

Worldbuilding

WordFilly follows the Wordgirl series if the characters were ponies instead of humans - or an alien and the citizens of Fair City. The city is mostly inhabited by ponies and has become a foundation for magic, and not to mention superheroes and of course supervillains. No one knows when it began but after seeing Amazo Stallion for the first time, Fair City became enamored at the prospect.

Amazo Stallion had been a unicorn though some could almost swear they'd seen him with wings once or twice, but that simply couldn't be possible: no one had seen alicorns in such a long time. As time continued, the legacy of Amazo Stallion and other likeminded heroes continued to prosper until he vanished. There wasn't any reason behind his explanation; he just... disappeared.

With time however, unexpected changes happen...

When a young filly named Becky Hoofsford was found by her adoptive parents - Tim and Sally. Nopony knew where she'd come from, other than the fact she was found on the front porch by Tim. For some reason, she had a pamphlet in her hooves and had been reading through it which was certainly a little odd (but Tim would never say he'd been bothered by it. If anything, he found it endearing of how smart his little Beckaroni was-)

Unwilling to leave a young filly out on her own, Sam and Tim Hoofsford take her in. I imagine they try to find her family, but end up finding nopony and Becky becomes their adoptive daughter! I’m still developing certain aspects of this universe and well, I think I’d be a poor host if I revealed everything so quickly!

With the exception of a few characters, I feel like most of the ponies do in fact, have their cutie marks. TJ doesn’t have his… Johnson? Probably not! Though I do need to decide exactly what said cutie marks are because my ass is very picky!

If anyone is curious on this universe as a whole, I can make more content but honestly right now - I don’t have too many spoons to fully go into detail and I’m trying to keep spoilers from reaching all of you just yet heh—

[seongminiz]

Any thoughts on training minhee like a puppy?

Like clicker training or something similar-

i am desperately asking u to get out of my brain‼️/lh i swear i saw a post abt clicker training like yesterday n i was like omg this with minhee would be insane but i cant for the life of me find it rn ,, im also not that knowledgeable abt it in general (honestly me with literally anything this is my silly reminder that everything i write is unrealistic n stupid just like me‼️‼️) but i kind of have a thought so ,

puppy minhee would be the bestest well behaved puppy ever istg he would be so obedient n desperate n rlly doesn't need much training bc hes so good ! but he does have a bit of an issue with self control , no matter how hard he tries he rlly cant be edged for long even when he wants to be ! so ,, idk somehow somewhat clicker training n conditioning him to not cum unless he hears that silly little click , not only when hes being edged but literally any time hes close . . . yeah :)

[sywisy-official-logs]

some of the story :3

So it Starts in November of 2023 allll the way in Virginia. There is this group of friends in their junior year of high school. Ben, Eli, Jax, and Oliver. Eli doesn’t really consider them friends though, but that’s bc he’s honestly kind of a bitch early on. so the school they go to is having a lot of student disappearances. One day when Ben and Oliver are walking home, being the silly little ADHD guys they are, go into the forest to try to find their old treehouse that they used to have as kids. But they ended up finding dead bodies, and someone nearby spotted them. They went back to school literally terrified, because the person who saw them was likely the person who did that, and also likely a person who went to their school. Now focusing on a different group. Same time period and school and everything. Ada and aylex. Ada and aylex are friends, and they have been since third grade. Brief fun fact/psa/wyv: aylex isnt pronounced how it’s spelt. His name is pronounced Alex, but it’s spelt with a y because his parents liked it better that way. Anyways. One day they’re walking home together, and they see a group of kids who look their age. The kids are all wearing like, baggy white shorts, baggy sweatpants, and no shoes. They each had a tattoo on the back of their hand. They ended up being lab experiments (number and lab experiments has literally nothing to do with stranger things, I swear. The lab experiments are FAR from stranger things characters) Focusing on another group, the three lab experiments!!11 So the lab expirements each have a thing tattooed on the back of their hand. One says J11506, another is X41327, and another is M77869. J11506 says that they have to blend in and so they have find out how to enroll in school. So they find out how to do that, and they manage to steal money from people on the streets to buy clothes, food, etc. they then find another former lab experiment who offers them a place to live. They each chose a different name for themself. M77869 chose Ale xis, X41327 chose Zachary, and J11506 chose aura, because he wanted to be different and emo (/j /lh). But the thing about aura is that the lab workers have him something when he was born that makes him feel no emotions. The reason they did this was because aura was an experiment focused on intelligence, and they didn’t want any emotions getting in the way of decision making. So they alllll enroll in school. People usually find aura really annoying though, because usually he is very rude without realizing it. He can’t feel emotions, so he can’t “imagine how you would feel if someone said that to you,” so he has like, no filter. And now we yet again, focus on another group. This time it’s a family though. The Ezthics. This is Jax’s family, and it is wild tbh. So, Jax’s older brother Mason is ONE of the two people responsible for the school murders and disappearances. He’s working with this girl named Eden. There also is another Ezthic sibling, Michael, who later helps with the murders, but in the timeline rn he’s only like 10 or something, so he doesn’t join for another 5 or so years