#Failboy

[ganglemanva]

that failboy is remarkable

hi @JakVox thanks for giving me a sergeant wilson line at 1 AM

[drewgoodenenjoyer]

i said “hi??” idk ???

[spanakopitaspondoolie]

To start, I should mention that I haven't interacted with the hp series for a few years on account of its maker being a shrivel-hearted peice of snot green algae who smells like festering excrement. (Or so my sources tell me)

Anyways.

I feel like there was some pretty obvious crush material in the Harry Potter series. You could go for Harry or maybe Draco if you were feeling a little delusional. And most of the Weasley kids were decent candidates, right? Well the one I chose to latch onto as a child was Percy Weasley. The pathetic little turncoat one. Despite being terminally gullible he was an academic genius and I'm unreasonably attracted to that. He was sad and twig-shaped and when he returned to the Order and grovelled, twelve year-old me was enraptured.

Also I carry my burning hatred of the Weasley twins to this day.

[thesillyexpresser]

Gave Fighter D some ✨DRIP✨ (he can’t spell “tomorrow” without checking which letter is the double one)

[hwizou]

Hello!!! You seem so cool I wanna be your friend ^__^ Your graphics make me want to start an editblr account hehehehe, Could I request some graphics of failboy from ebyl? (Everything but your life!! Its a rlly interesting series hehehe) Please take your time doing this request, Thank you very much ❤️❤️❤️ xoxo

Eeee tyyysm ( ˶ᵔ ᵔ) ♡ u seem nice idm being friends !!

Also I recommend making an editblr acc! For me personally it's been super fun making graphics >_<

Also here u go!!

[akemix13]

FAILURE BOY: with happy pills (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Tried drawing failboy/Failure Boy/FB from EBYL(Everything But your Life)

(I gave him happy pills...)

Here's the paper drawing btw

(yes it was on a random notebook)

[oopsallhornyfluid]

Fun fact; as a genderfluid person I get to be both a failboy and failgirl depending on what my superiors want

[cruising-cats]

If Fritz was canon, this is how I’d imagine the fanon being (also yes, Fritz is aroace I literally just haven’t had the chance to say that yet).

[pockethexapod]

Reposting my manananggal OC Nathaniel because he's trying his best

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! [2024]

[cybrscreem]

WOAHHH small smut fic of me and @tortoiseshelf OCS!!!! WOAHHH

Mine is Scarlett Foxxe, his is Joseph Odde 😎😎 gotta love me a bad hoe and a failboy

TW; smut.. stalking, exhibitionism/public sex, pathetic men<3

All Wound Up

Scarlett didn't much care for the personal lives of her employees, at least until her new assistant had finally come in.

He was a cute little thing, awkward and pathetic. "I'm sorry ma'am!", "I'll fix it ma'am", "It won't happen again ma'am!" like a little puppy desperate to please her — maybe she'd get him a collar for his uniform.

Unfortunately, her toy did have a time he clocked out every evening — and she was never one to disrespect that. Even if it made her seethe at lost time, lost opportunity. Scarlett had taken up a small hobby when she'd met Joseph, just keeping an eye on him. It wasn't stalking, probably.

He didn't have many friends, which made her job much easier. She'd never spoken to him outside of working hours, yet was curious to if he'd actually answer. So of course, that's exactly what Scarlett planned.

Joseph's phone was set off to the side, both of his hands holding desperately onto his cock as he writhed and bucked his hips into his hands. He didn't have much downtime with Scarlett keeping him busy... So when he got home each night, the solution was simple: praise audio porn, and imagine Scarlett staring at him.

"Good boy, keep stroking for mommy — that's it-"

The audio was overpowered by the sudden cry from Joey, his cum splashing against his hand and lower stomach.

"Scarlett! Oh god, oh my..—"

He had no time to recover as his phone started ringing, and much to his dismay: Scarlett.

He gasped and quickly wiped his hands on his bed, clicking the green button and huffing,

"Yes, ma'am?"

"Joey!~ Do you have any plans tonight?"

"Oh— um, not really, why? Is something wrong, ma'am? Should I come in, ma'am?"

Joey immediately sat up, fishing for his pants and shirt from the ground.

"Joey, baby, it's almost 9pm! No, don't come in!~ Would You go somewhere with me? Pretty please?~"

"O-Of course, ma'am! I'd love to go with you, ma'am! Is it b-business, ma'am?"

He quickly pulled his boxers and pants back on, face flushed at the irony of cumming imagining her — then being invited out.

"No, baby. Nightclub. I don't wanna go alone! I'll text you the address then meet you there, kay?~"

"Are you sure you want to go with m-me, ma'am?— I'm not very—"

"Aht! You said yes, babe. Ten. Dress for the club, understood?"

"Y-Yes ma'am! I'll be there soon, ma'am!"

Joey rushed to put on what he assumed would be good 'nightclub' attire: pale grey ripped jeans, black and white sneakers, a black T-shirt, and a brown cardigan — finished off with some chains and necklaces.

He wouldn't dare wear something like this to work, but momm— ma'am— Scarlett! Had wanted him to be casual. He tied his shoes and grabbed his wallet and keys, heading down to his car and heading to the club he'd gotten the address for.

Scarlett was waiting there for him, leaning against the brick wall with a cigarette between her fingers. He could hardly believe how ethereal she was: a short red dress that had cutouts to reveal her stomach, cleavage, back, and sides — the top half only covering her chest. Joey was already flustered, trying to will away the erection starting to form in his jeans.

Scarlett was quick to spot Joey, stomping out her cigarette and walking over. She grabbed him by the arm and started walking inside,

"Oh, I'm so glad you made it! You're so sweet for coming with me!~ I was so scared I'd go alone and be bored."

The CEO sighed dramatically, leaning slightly against her assistants chest.

"T-thank you for inviting me, ma'am! I really appreciate it, ma'am!"

Joey chirped out, tensing up as soon as he felt her leaning on him. He all but glued his hands to his sides, swallowing thickly.

Scarlett took Joey to a secluded booth towards the back, ordering a drink for each of them.

"Let's face it, Joey baby~ you're a perv—"

"I'm so s-sorry ma'am! I didn't mean t-to—"

"Quiet, babe. It's not a bad thing! It's really cute~ I like it. I know what you were doing earlier... I have cameras."

Joseph felt his face heat up, heart racing even as his cock twitched to life yet again.

"M-ma'am that— I-I- was in my bedroom—'"

"I'm aware, puppy."

Scarlett purred, putting her hand on his thigh and squeezing slightly.

"I still have cameras. Do you like imagining me? Hm?"

His face bursted with bright red, hands trembling in his lap.

"I'm sorry ma'am I—"

"Joseph! Let me finish, pup.~"

"Oh- yes ma'am."

"It's cute, and I want to give you something to imagine... Or remember."

With that, she began to unbutton his jeans — glaring at him to silence his protests. She pulled his cock out, stroking it slowly.

"Oh— oh my— ma'am I—"

"Mommy."

"E-excuse me?—"

"Call me mommy."

With that, she shoved him to the corner of the booth and lifted her dress, revealing a lack of underwear.

Joey froze, eyes glued to the sight before him. He almost felt odd for staring, but it was too nice..

Scarlett positioned herself over him — sinking down onto his cock without another word.

Joey let his head fall against her shoulder, a silent moan ripping through him.

"Mommy— tight— I— damn—"

He panted, gripping her hips mindlessly

"Fuck pup~ nice and big! Such a good boy, taking me so well~"

Before he could react, she was bouncing on his hips—completely uncaring of their location.

"Mommy! Mommy, please, oh my oh god— mommy I'm—"

"Awh, good boy! Cmon, cum just from putting it inside like a good virgin!"

Joey whimpered, weakly grinding his hips up into hers.

"I- inside? Mommy I—"

"I'm on the pill, pup, now do what I say!"

"Yes mommy— damn— gonna-"

Without another word, but with a scream only stifled by biting down on her shoulder, Joseph came; shuddering as he felt his seed pump into his boss.

"Good boy, so good.. I'll get you a collar."

[cryingforcrocodiles]

mount ... u look cute when u fail

[tcsoffical]

Railways use to ship helium!

Interurbanera on Bluesky made a post about them and got me cooking.

(Helium car at Jacksonville Florida in the 1990s)

The car says do not hump, which in railway terms mean to not be switched in a hump yard, which is a type of yard that is rough on some types of railway cars but it being a helium car, my brain went elsewhere.

I drew this :3 (If you see it on bluesky, that is my other account)

[find-a-canonmate]

Current Name/Pronouns: Failbly, pain/they/fail

Body Age: 15

Source:Everything but your Life (webtoon)

ID: Introject

Character(s) you are: Failboy/FB

Type of relationships you want: /p or /fam. Mainly winnie and hibiki

Canon lenient or divergent: very lenient

How to contact you: @winds-of-roses

Extra: I perfer no pro-endos, nor adults over 20.

Good luck, Failbly!

[zolid]

too bad you're so kind, you look a little lonely 😩

wanna be my sugar baby? 😼😼

Dear God yes

[byler-alarmist]

One notable outlier: his plan to get a ride with Argyle by calling for pizza. That absolutely worked (and saved their asses)!!

in my rewatch of stranger things i’ve noticed that jonathan’s plans pretty much never work - he searches for will and can’t find him, he and nancy don’t manage to kill the demagorgan, he fails to fight or kill the monster at the hospital, he isn’t able to get the worm thing out of el’s leg, he can’t get the car started to get them away from billy, i’m not on s4 yet but i’m sure he doesn’t get a win then either… so can we just see jonathan win in s5? please, just one win for jonathan personally, that would be so swell