#Father/dwarf in the flask

[dropout-ninja]

Got my brother to watch FMAB and then made a shitpost for him because this is the burden anyone who watches anything with me must bear

[drunkmusichistorian]

hello fmab nation

is this anything

[heavenlyshadowhunter]

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

[fullmetal-attorney]

happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[totally-correct-fma]

Father: You have to understand, I had a very terrible childhood. Edward: Yeah? Well, I’m having a very terrible childhood right now.

[judecopeart]

Some more FMA shitposts

[zombiemollusk]

i think it's kinda neat that the oldest of the homunculi in both fullmetal alchemist continuities (ignoring the main villain in mangahood's case) tie into their overall views and motivations:

in mangahood, where the homunculi are their own beings (again, sans their father, who was presumably made by humans - though he may have instead been summoned from elsewhere) and believe they are inherently superior, the oldest one is pride.

in 2003, where they were created by humans in an attempt to revive other humans and are, in effect, insufficient replacements for the dead, and secretly desire to be human, the oldest one is envy.

though, oddly enough, the main villains themselves seem to invert this:

in mangahood, father's actions stem largely from feeling trapped his whole life - his early years were spent in a little glass flask, and even centuries after gaining a body and leaving it physically, he never quite left it mentally - so he obsessively seeks power to feel more "free", like the humans around him.

in 2003, dante's actions - laying waste to civilization after civilization to add on a few more years to her already lengthy lifespan - are because she, in her own words, "was worth it".

[halloweencatsart]

one-eyed dudes who are completely trustworthy i promise

[livestock-and-bibles]

the homunculi can have a normal family dynamic.... as a treat

[sharkymot]

What if Father was Hohenheim’s angsty little brother?

This is honestly the silliest thing I’ve drawn yet.

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

it,s fathers day again' so here,s your reminder that alchemists do not count as dads for creating homunculi•

no' not even hohenheim• no' not even that idiot in the flask•

they can say it all they like' that doesn,t make it true•

but happy fathers day to ratazom and gavamont anyway•

[derseprinceoftbd]

"Except that he was also, weirdly, entirely fucking white, like he had been hit with a bag of flour in a cartoon or something, so that's a big clear difference, but also later he gets your hair and skin color when he crosses the bishonen line? It's weird."

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and tweets

[polypolyanna]

I'm calling him Meowculus

[a-bitch-made-fullmetal]

so do we think that if Hohenheim had sat down with his feral child and explained what the fuck was going on with him, Ed wouldn't have been so fucking salty about the man