#First and Last Aid

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Robert Schreier - Full of Beans Plays in:

Spongebob Squarepants

44b. "Idiot Box" 

56b. "I Had an Accident" 

260a. "Knock Knock, Who's There?" 

Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years

16a. "First and Last Aid"

[star-manis]

i need ratchet to put me on forced medical leave

[charliebot-art]

I think the death weirdos should hang out

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[zefferooni]

I've been obsessed with @keferon's mecha tf au, so I just had to draw something (texaid has me in a chokehold help-)

[anthropoetics]

hello! as some of you may know, i've been dealing with a lot of pain due to my wisdom tooth. i need to have it removed and of course, that involves quite a bit (both financially and technically). my parents will be able of helping me out a bit next month, but it's too expensive for us.

if you are able to help in any way, below there's the medical report (except for the highlighted item, which refers to an occlusal splint to manage nocturnal bruxism. it's too expensive, so i can't afford it)

my p*aypal: ianalsvn@gmail.com

R$464,23 / R$1.870

periodontal treatment

second periodontal treatment (40 days later)

third and last periodontal treatment (maintenance - 3 months later)

wisdom tooth removal (superior; left)

wisdom tooth removal (superior; right)

this amounts to R$1.870 or $336,33

[vorbarrsultana]

i finished rereading the first four vorkosigan books (+ "the flowers of vashnoi" because ekaterin!!!), and you really have to feel for piotr vorkosigan because what a nightmare life, truly.

imagine you are born just in time for your world to be unified by dorca vorbarra and rediscovered by people from wider galaxy. things are finally looking good, for the first time in 600 years of isolation there is no more feudal infighting, and the promise of galactic medicine and technologies being available lightens everyone's perspectives. sure, your grandpa is called count pierre "le sanguinaire", but who doesn't have terrible relatives?

then you are 15, and suddenly your planet is attacked by the aggressive eugenecist space empire hell-bent on subjugating your people and turning them into disposable material for unethical genetic experiments. you flee into the mountains, away from your family, and create guerrilla forces from locals sworn to your dad, and it's really terrible for a very long time. you have no high-tech weapons and no food, you sleep in a cave in the dead of winter, and the cetagandans try everything (from carpet bombing to chemical weapons) to murder you.

but hey, at least you now have your bff ezar vorbarra, and (from the bff's words on his deathbed) it sounds like you two had so much fun between unimaginable horrors and despair, and it's not surprising, since no one really believes in death after life at 20. then the emperor makes you a general at the tender age of 22. fortunately for him, you & bff make a frighteningly competent dream-team, and the joke's on cetagandans.

then, several years later, you ask the emperor for weapons, because you still sleep on the bare cave floor, there are little resources, and every ghem on the planet is trying to murder you. he offers you the hand of his granddaughter instead, like it's some sort of twisted fairytale, but you grow to love your olivia more than anything, and the tide of war is finally turning, and you allow yourself to entertain the idea of peaceful life, and then...

the space eugenecist empire nukes your hometown, killing your mom, dad, surviving brothers, and two hundred thousand of your people. plus your bff (ezar) gets a radiation doze large enough for it to cause severe cancer thirty years later. great.

but you win! your district is in shambles, your capital is an irradiated crater, your castle is in ruins, but you win! the old dorca dies, and yuri ascends the throne, but politicking is secondary to the fact that you are alive.

yes, you are probably not entirely sane, and you've long forgotten what the peaceful times look like, but you are alive, just under 35, and your entire life is ahead of you. olivia is alive too, and ezar, and you now have three wonderful children, and the extended vorpatril-vorbarra family that hosts regular get-togethers. sure, your mom-in-law is a betan with all sorts of crazy ideas in her head, but she is not pierre vorrutyer. small mercies.

but then the new emperor goes mad, and decides to murder your entire family overnight. your brothers-in-law are gone, one of your sisters-in-law too, and all your nephews and nieces except little padma. but all of this pales in comparison to the facts that olivia is murdered, and that your heir and daughter lay dead beside her.

all you have left of her, of your house, of the family you've lost in vashnoi not a ten years ago, is aral, whom you keep by your side throughout the bloody civil war to put your bff on the throne.

but you win again. you are 43, and ezar vorbarra is now the emperor. you are responsible for the imperium's entire ground forces. you are also responsible for a severely traumatized boy of 13, and the only children you've interacted with without olivia's genle guidance were little messengers of guerilla companies.

what a mess.

[textsfromcybertron]

(717): By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid

[jenna-louise-jamie]

alex has no medical knowledge

[elviraaxen]

What world has Donna just awoken to!? Where is she? Who is this "Richard?" and why is he so angry?

Another update to the little personal project that now has an official name; Felt World! I hope you like it, both the name and this update!

I'll link the first post I made down below so that they can be read in the correct order, as this one takes place before the previous upload.

NEXT

[keferon]

I was just wondering, if you’ve never showed them before, is there any chance we could see your collection of Transformers figures? As a collector myself, I love seeing which ones other people have, and I’m sure others would as well.

Oh yeah I have a bunch of them to show:D

(Although..I am quite bad at photography so lemme just throw together a bunch of older pics instead of making a new one)

I also have all Constructicons figures that can form Devastator but I can’t take a photo of them right now so you'll have to believe my word

[yukaii]

fashionably late transformers valentines but they get worse as they as they go

[chiisanajimi]

baby chrobin feh banner got me thinking about this arranged marriage au i made years ago and never wrote

(if it's not clear, f!chrobin are publicly betrothed and they are good friends but m!chrobin is the endgame ship)

[hashipebbles]

Workin on a thousand different things ><, I have too many ideas- have some practice first aids!

[whylarin]

pov you're first aid about to pass the scariest most stressful medical exam in your entire life

Looking where the cogless brute's servo was pointing, his expression suddenly changed as the jet spotted the bright red chassis among the grey walls. His darling assistant, who's been missing all of the recent action. Reluctantly, the mech decided he was glad that his nurse was unharmed in the crash. — First Aid! I hope you had a great recharge cycle! — Pharma smiled widely and clapped his hands together, starting to approach the nurse with long strides. — because you're about to take your practical exam finally! — He shook the dust off the bot's shoulder pads, looking him up and down through the cracked optic lens, with the same wide but clearly forced smile on his face.

[fluffytheocelot]

honestly homophobic of netflix to remove the interactive with the julethief canon events in it

AND ON THE DAY CARMEN ESCAPES VILE NO LESS 😒

rip To Steal or Not To Steal. you had the entire fandom in a chokehold over that ending <3