#GET CAUGHT

[mystisophia]

Some nights, Tony would sneak through Peter's bedroom window just to fuck him. The thrill of having to be quiet, the possibly of being caught by Peter's aunt made the situation even hotter— especially for Tony.

Why? You might ask.

Well, Peter was especially sensitive and loud during sex, so, when they had this kind of "clandestine sex", Tony would bury Peter's face into the pillow to muffle his moans, or silence him with his mouth as he fucked Peter senseless, treating him like his "personal sex toy" pushing him to the limit. A single loud noise and it could all gone wrong, pure adrenaline.

they always got away with it. They were never caught. No suspicions raised.

Until one morning...

Peter came home from school, the door to his room was ajar and the apartment was tidier than it was early this morning.

Spring cleaning happened here? Definitely.

He never really mind that his aunt came into his room when he wasn't there. It used to be a problem back when she didn't know his identity as Spiderman— But now? Not a big deal anymore.

So he walked into his own room, carefree.

But oh. There she was. Sitting on his bed. Serious look.

Peter froze. What? what happened?

Then he remembered. Tony had come over last night.

Had she heard them? Or worse, seen them

"We need to talk"

Shit.

Not the "We need to talk" crap.

Millions of possibilities ran through Peter's mind, one worse than the other.

But not this one.

May found the used condoms in the trash can.

Uh oh.

She wasn't upset, in fact she was proud that her nephew was being safe even if the pregnancy card wasn't on the table (since she already knew Peter was gay) But still, proud.

The problem came when May started to flooding him with questions like:

Who was he sleeping with? How long had it been going on? Why hadn't he told her about his first time? Didn't he trust her? Did he have more than one sexual partner???

Cornered. panicking.

The word "boyfriend" slipped out of Peter's mouth.

Oh no, Peter...

Now May wanted to meet this so-called "boyfriend". She wanted to see if he was good enough for her nephew, if he really cared about him and respect him propertly.

But how did you tell your beloved aunt that your boyfriend was nothing less than Iron Man? Huh? How did you explain that to her?

The hero who was also your mentor, your role model, the person your aunt trusted to take care of you.

Peter was screwed and not in the fun way.

If Tony showed up at their apartament door claiming to be his "boyfriend", Peter knew his aunt would castrate him with her bare hands.

Fuck.

And he also knew Aunt May wouldn't let this go easily

Double fuck.

(sorry again for my bad english, not my first language ugh-)

~ mystisophia 🍒

[toasted-for3v3r]

GET CAUGHT PHAIDEI IS REAL

[ssssmigglescultureee]

I think that Lindsay Souvannarath, Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble are like TCC Towns Lock, Shock, and Barrell from the nightmare before Christmas.

[thebrokenmechanicalpencil]

@quibble-auk

"Don't you dare touch him." Theremin curled tighter trying to hide his lover's bare spark from the creatures above him. He snatched his leg higher trying to keep from panicking as it slammed a large energon drenched claw into the wall above them.

The three creatures clicked and hissed before it repeated the phrase back, "Dont you dare touch him. DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!"

Theremin snarled at the imitation, ignoring the rain of drool and energon that rained down on him. He suddenly wished Dropmix was smaller, that he could tuck the unconscious gladiator behind him as the things hissed.

With a low click and deep pitch shifts the creature leaned close, its breath hot and fanning him.

"Why should we?" It crooned femininely.

[afza147]

Ep16 my demon(finale)

Gu won complaining on wifey🤭 but get caught😂

Cute😍

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[savaralyn2]

WE GOT IT

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

[lavender-rroses]

this is the vibe i think

[beet1031]

how I know my roommate is on Tumblr:

[kiras-law]

light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami

[briskchips]

The room is warm.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF 2 movie animatronics just stab people now

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny homeless panhandling: Excuse me, sir, do you have a dollar you can lend? I just need one more to afford a combo meal at Batburger.

Bruce: Certainly, here you are, young man. *walks away*

Danny: Wait, sir! You accidentally gave me a $100 bill!

Bruce: *Pretends not to hear feeling good about giving money to a homeless child*

Danny: SIR! SIR! YOU MADE A MISTAKE, SIR! Oh dang, I lost him, welp. I guess I have to return this to him on another day.

The following day: *Danny spotting Bruce on his way to work*

Danny: SIR! SIR YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG BILL YESTERDAY

Bruce: *Confused but breaking into a jog to avoid taking back the money*

Danny: SIR! SIR WAIT. THE MONEY! TAKE IT BACK! Dang, lost him again!

A month later:

Bruce: *Sprinting full force down the street in a fancy suit looking to be attempting a track record*

Danny: *Right behind him waving a bill*

Coffee cart vendor: There they go

Hotdog cart Vendor: You think the kid would give up by now or at least get mugged after yelling he had an extra $100.

Coffee guy: Nah, the kid has morals, and apparently, three Black belts. Plus a knife.

[livsmessydoodles]

im back in the fucking building again