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Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
#Home is where u get stabbed for your crimes 🥰#julius caesar#ides of march#Caesar#Rome#Ancient Rome#brutus#et tu brute#10k#20k#30k
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drawing one mydei a day until he comes out - the fallen angel
#my art#honkai star rail#mydei#unironically thrilled that he gets stabbed and shot at in his trailer#let the immortal character take hits!!!#his arc is tied to phainon's in the end so he should have more onscreen suffering as a treat#i love characters that bear sm responsibility and puts themself as the first line of defense.......
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Chronic pain pisses me off cause I'm not even incapacitated for like a cool or badass reason instead my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because it's raining outside
#it feels like i got jumped by seven people but NO#if my body is going to make me feel like ive been stabbed five thousand times i should at least get a sword fight out of it im just saying#fibromyalgia#fibropain#fibro problems#fibro flare#fibro#chronic pain#chronic fatigue#chronic illness#hypermobility#hypermobile#hypermobility syndrome#spoonie#disabled#actually disabled#disability#c punk#cripple punk
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Ghostface is a big fan of the new DBD killer,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#springtrap#william afton#ghostface#dwight fairfield#dbd fanart#DBD#fnaf 3#dead by daylight#scream movie#with how fun and campy springtraps lines are#Ghostface here would just love him more#and he already likes him as is#obviously due to Williams actor being Matthew Lilard ✨#ghostface is a big fan and is very normal#shout out to Dwight as well sorry my first fanart of him is em getting stabbed
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Clinging
#svsss#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#qijiu#can I get uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh toxic codependency qijiu#i am the knife I use to stab you#tw: blood
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I hope they got that microwave in the break room
Bonus version with different outfit colours:
#wild life smp#inthelittlewood#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video#they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool#Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n#so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find#way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait#I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing#tw blood#my art
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You know, having a lunar eclipse (also commonly called a blood moon) the day before the Ides of March feels a bit like a… omen. Wouldn’t you say?
#oh nooo I hope no dictators get stabbed 23 times fatality#that would just be terrible :)#ides of march#lunar eclipse#blood moon
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OH MY GOD ITS TOMORROW, GET IN LOSER WE ARE GOING TO STAB CAESER

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(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)
Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.
He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.
So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!
Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”
And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”
Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)
#dp x dc#Dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dpdc#dcdp#writing prompt#I’m thinking this happens either in Gotham where everyone kind of just accepts that he’s there#Like “yup. Immortal guy. Doesn’t really do much beside tell his stories like an old man”#It would be funny if Damian ends up in his class and is so into because he can ask ANY question from ANY area/time period and Danny answers#-well enough that Damian has found a new favourite#“He’s not even family!”#“Tt.”#Or it happens in Central city#Because I think that’s also a city that would see this funky dude and just go “Yup that’s normal!”#(I JUST REMEMBERED THAT WALLY GETS WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF CULTS STUFF!!!)#Wally totally goes up to Danny and starts spilling the entire case…#Without actually spilling it#Danny gives him all the missing clues in the form of the stories of (old ass god from obscure religion)#It would also be funny if Bart is his student#Like Danny 100% sometimes mixes up timelines and has to go#“Yeah so the queen stabbed the king in revenge- wait no. Sorry. the king killed the queen and the princess stabbed the king.”#Bart is BUZZING(/pos) cause he was there!! He went to that timeline to fix it!!#It’s very obvious that this immortal guy is immune to time travel shenanigans#Bart has fun subtly mention old timelines with him#Danny’s already decided this is his kid now. Back off Flash. I’m stealing your side kick.#(EVEN FUNNIER WITH BART 100% SUPPORTING THIS AND WALLY HAVING A CRUSH)#(“Nu uh! You don’t deserve Mr. Fenton!” “Dude I’m basically your older brother! If we date he becomes actual family!” “Nu uh. I claimed him#Already!” “Barttt-!”)#I need me more Danny & Speedsters
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what squid game did yall watch
#for the first one i so badly wanted to use the triangle guard that keeps getting assigned bathroom duty#but the thought of having to draw the gun made me back out#also nam-gyu and se-mi's beef w/ each other was funny til he stabbed her 2 death with a fork </3#squid game#squid game fanart#hwang in ho#seong gi hun#457#inhun#kang dae ho#se mi#se mi squid game#nam gyu#hwang inho#seong gihun#kang daeho#circle guard#my art#fanart#doodle
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Somewhere in Apollo’s hospital on Olympus
#*vengeance saga drops* Me: how do I make this about Athena#Athena: bruh getting stabbed is nothing you caved just from that?#skill issue I endured Father’s divine lightning without caving#I Need someone to write this fic for me this scenario would be so funny#epic the musical#epic athena#jorge rivera herrans#fanart#epic the musical fanart#epic the vengeance saga#vengeance saga#poseidon#xria art
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Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
#There’s something so homperotic about getting stabbed by the man youve obsessed on for years with your own weapon as you beg him to stop#You know what they say#Gay people can never have a normal divorce#anyways masochist Poseidon ftw!!!#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#Poseidon#epic poseidon#Zeus#Epic Zeus#tagamemnon#Odyseidon#Manwhore au#not like technically but I’m tagging it so people who don’t wanna see this shit can filter it out lol
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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”
“It kinda is. Did you do it?”
“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”
“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
#the second best thing about living in Gotham is overheating the robins have the most batshit insane convo you’ve ever heard#overhearing*#Duke showed up at Wayne Manor was given a knife and when he told Tim about it#Tim took the knife and stabbed him self (a little) and then shouted to Bruce that Duke stabbed him#because and I quote ‘they won’t leave you alone until you do it’#Duke was just like: WTF am I getting myself into here#batfam#Gotham#dick Grayson#Tim drake#Duke Thomas
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The FNAF 2 movie animatronics just stab people now
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#toy bonnie#mike schmidt#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf 2#toy bonnie just stabbing people is so funny#like they are all over just jump scaring people#they are just shanking them now#one step closer till Freddy shoots someone with a gun#Michael would be so caught off guard by this one#literally he’s only ever been personally fought by these dudes#fists up and all getting attacked#but now they can just use weapons??? hilarious
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I find it so funny that Logan had no idea who wade was or even that he had regenerative healing powers until he literally tried to kill him and then had no reaction when wade didn’t die
#like he literally just went straight for murder#and then when he didn’t die was just like#great now I get to stab you as many times as I want#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool spoilers
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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