#HACKER HUSBAND PLEASE HELP

[midnightwerewoolf]

Low point again... time to check the silly redhead hacker to lift up my mood. Last time I didn't actually play the game. I will be super annoying.

[chaoticwriting]

YOU ARE MARRIED??!!

-Wayne Manor, Gotham-

Cass is not having a good time. From the Arkham breakout last week all the way to losing a bet with his siblings on who is going to attend the gala with Bruce. And now this annoying lady kept asking her about her preference in men or something. And Bruce can't help her since he is being occupied by those rich assholes about investment or stuff.

Vicky: So, Miss Wayne. Is it true that you have a secret boyfriend?

Cass: No.

Vicky: Then how about that pict-

Cass: I'm already married.

Vicky blue screened as Cass finished her sentence. Cass takes the chance and slips away from her before she starts barraging her with questions. Revealing that she is married may not be the smartest thing she has done but she is very annoyed at people who keep asking her about her secret significant other. If they want to ask, at least use the proper term.

Just as Cass reaches the hallway, she is scooped up by two strong arms and is carried away to the Batcave. Cass looks to her side to see Dick and Jason both holding one of her arms each and looking very pissed. Well, Dick looks very pissed. Jason looks like he is having fun. Cass doesn't struggle and just lets her brothers carry her to the Batcave to have the talk.

They put Cass on the couch and proceed to guard the exit of the cave on the off chance that she decides to escape. Not that she would because she and her husband have been thinking of breaking the news to their respective family for awhile now.

She waited for a few hours while playing on her phone. Her main phone. Not the one she used to contact her husband since this family has a lot of competent hackers. She knows that being married is like a big deal. But she doesn't expect it to be such a big deal.

When she says everyone is here, she means everyone. From all his close family all the way to Selina (Bruce's fiancee), Roy (Jason's boyfriend), Kori (Dick's wife), Kon (Tim's boyfriend), Jon (Damian's bff) and even Harley and Ivy is here. She is also pretty sure that Clark is listening from somewhere but it's not like she is trying to keep it a secret anymore, so the more people there are the less she needs to explain.

Harper: So what are we here again? I would rather be home to polish my new gun than in this cave.

Dick: Since everyone is here, I would like to apologize for calling all of you in such short notice.

A murmur ranging from 'it's fine' all the way to 'I want to sleep' sounded in the room.

Dick: Anyway, let's get to the main topic shall we. For starters, I would like to say that none of us wishes to control who you dated nor who you choose to be your partner.

Some more murmurs sounded in the room.

Dick: HOWEVER! We would really appreciate it if you wish to marry someone, at least notify one of us since being married is a big deal.

More murmurs sounded as all of them have a rough idea on what the topic going to be.

Dick: So, the person in question, would you like to explain yourself?

A spotlight lights up on top of Cass, directing all the people's attention to her. She doesn't even know there is a spotlight installed in the cave.Cass stands up and looks at the crowd. She replies, "No."

Everyone is stunned by her reply. They expect many types of replies but no is certainly not one of them.

Tim: Fuck you mean no?

Alfred: I would prefer this conversation to remain civil and proper please master Timothy. I would also like to express my extreme displeasure at the fact that I am not notified by your marriage Mistress Cassandra.

Cass goes still at Alfred's sentence. Okay, shit is really serious. As much as she loves messing with them, she would rather not have her food burnt on the inside. (No one knows how Alfred manages to do that.)

Cass: Ehem, I'm just messing with you. It is a long story but to make it short, my husband and I met when we were in Hong Kong. We met after he got roped in one of the gangs that I was busting. After we met and a little misunderstanding, he helped me to dismantle the underground drug labs across Hong Kong.

Tim: So he is also a vigilante?

Cass: Ex-vigilante. He has a daughter now so he is taking care of her.

Dick: You get pregnant?!! How? When?

Cass: I did not get pregnant. But she is technically my daughter.

Jason: Like how Lian is with me?

Cass: No. Biological daughter.

Kon: Umm, guys. I think Bruce needs to rest a little. His heart has been beating a little too fast for even him.

Dick and and Tim are closest to Bruce realizing that Bruce's face has been impossibly pale for quite a while now. They take him to an empty couch and let him lay there and rest for a while. Everyone's reactions range from amused to straight up concerned that Bruce's career as Batman might get cut short today.

It takes a while but as soon as Bruce is fine, they continue another round of questions and answers.

Bruce: How long have you been married?

Cass: Next week is our 3rd anniversary.

Duke: Wait. Didn't you plan to go to Hong Kong for some time next week? You even ask me to cover your patrol because you say you need to go somewhere.

Cass: I don't lie. I missed last year's anniversary since there was an Arkham breakout at the time.

Duke: Dude, still not cool. You are going on a date with your husband while I need to spend hours running on top of buildings around Gotham. So not fair.

Jason: Was the present you asked me to send last year also was for your husband?

Cass: Yes.

Jason: I've been your middle man all this time and I don't even know.

Barbara: I found it! This is the registration for marriage between Cassie Cain and Daniel Fenton. You used a fake name?

Cass: Yes. You will know otherwise.

Bruce: Why do you hide it?

Cass: I'm not sure all of you are gonna like him and vice versa.

Dick: Is he a bad person? I will kill him if he treats you badly.

Cass: No. He doesn't trust all of you at first.

Steph: And why is that?

Cass: He thinks the Justice League is working with the government. So by extension, all of you are associates of government to him.

Steph: Why is he running away from the government? Is he a criminal?

Barbara: No. He doesn't have any criminal records in his name. Except for the fact that he is practically nonexistent before he is 18, there is nothing wrong with him.

Tim: Is it a forged identity then?

Cass: No. The government wiped away his records.

Dick: What? Why?

Cass: I don't know.

Damian: I expect you to at least do a background check on someone before marrying them, Cain.

Dick: Did you get married with someone you barely know? Do you understand how dangerous that is? What if he just dipped you after you got married?

Cass: *Rolls her eyes* He isn't a bad person. I make sure of that at least. I know he is some sort of meta tho-

A green portal suddenly appears out of thin air making everyone be on guard except Cass. She expects Danny to come out of the portal to greet her but what comes out baffled her.

A young girl that looks a little like Cass riding on a big wolf comes out of the portal swiftly towards Cass. Everyone is just about to shoot their weapons when the girl's word shock them.

???:Mama!

Everyone: Mama?!!

Part 2

[violetasteracademic]

My Maasverse ship graveyard

Listen I have had an ungodly number of ships that never even came close to sailing in the Sarah J. Maas multiverse. These were my real and genuine thoughts but this is all in fun and for anyone who wants to have a good laugh, okay? This is a safe space for our goofy lil ideas. Spoilers for everything. RIP.

Starting with the most obvious first:

Feyre and Lucien. I know I am not the only one who fell prey to assuming the first ACOTAR was a love triangle. Lucien was giving I could steal your girl energy the entire time.

Manon and Elide. Manon's who did that to you was hotter than Rowan's who did that to you. I said what I said. These are lesbian women who just happen to be in relationships with Dorian and Lorcan, men who are also lesbians. And they know their wives are in love.

Ithan and Jesiba. I was so sure this was happening. The black cat and golden retriever energy these two were giving off was insane. I still can't believe Jesiba didn't have her Taylor Swift moment and rail the captain of the sunball team before things went down the way they did.

Morrigan and Vassa. I swear on my grave, I initially thought Vassa was introduced as a love interest for Morrigan so she could have a second chance romance with a human queen. That's immediately where my mind went.

Declan and Isaiah. Did these two ever even meet? Idk. I don't think so. But I kept waiting for it to happen. I got very hyper fixated on the idea of the Commander of the 33rd legion Isaiah Tiberian, who was kind of this goody two shoes and rule follower, and Declan Emmet being a hacker and breaking the law to solve crimes. I invented this entire story in my head where Isaiah was going to need to lean on Declan and his hacking to help solve all the shit they were doing and would have to turn a blind eye to the illegality of it all, and then Feyre would make a painting for them called The Commander and the Cyber Criminal.

Tharion and Ariadne. Idk guys... I still kind of ship it? But I'm also very here for his chaotic arranged marriage. I don't know what's going on with any of it, but they had a few moments. And then Ari showed up at the end of CC3 after being MIA the whole book, after Sathia ran away to save her ex. But Hypaxia also smirked knowingly over Sathia and Tharion!? I don't know. I also ship Ariadne with Manon and Elide. I think they'll throw down in the multiverse and form a polycule with their lesbian husbands.

Fenrys with literally anyone. Get this man the love of his life.

Baxian with me. Baxian, the man, the myth, the legend that you are. When he beat down Pollux's ass for assaulting a woman at a bar I was like, oh yeah. This one's mine. I know you can never really recover from losing a mate but I think together we could really try. LET ME LOVE YOU.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some. Please share your ship graveyard with me, no matter how goofy or silly. We've all been there!

[mathysphere]

Hey, so, this post here-- by @hadeelfamily, a woman trying to evacuate her family from Palestine-- is real. She is who she says she is. I'm certain of it.

I've donated myself, and will donate more; for the rest of the year-- or until their need is met-- one half of everything I get selling cross-stitch patterns will go to Hadeel Mikki and her family.

If you would like to see my research and reasons to be certain, it's after the cut.

The fundraiser is for a woman named Hadeel Mikki and her family-- her husband, two daughters, her mother, and her two brothers-- and includes two photos of her:

A search for her name brings up a long internet trail: as a programmer and former computer science major, Hadeel Mikki's been active online, and when she's posting about work stuff-- mostly web and app development-- Hadeel uses her real name and photo.

I found six different accounts, all using the same name, and all featuring photos of the same woman-- not all identical photos, but separate photos of the same person-- and all with activity dating back at least a year or more.

I've looked over the activity for each, and I do not believe there's any chance that they aren't legitimate.

Two of them are static freelancer websites, and another is an abandoned Pinterest account: the info there matches the others, but there's nothing current. On the other three (LinkedIn, Threads, and TikTok) the most recent posts are all variations on the same theme: "Please help my family. My young daughters are suffering. Please donate to help get us out of Gaza."

They're certifiably real accounts, and they link to the same GoFundMe. Is it possible that either her LinkedIn or Threads or TikTok account could have been hacked and hijacked into posting a scam fundraiser? I guess. But not all three, and not with the ability to post new photos and videos of her kids-- how would a hacker even get footage of a hackee's daughters in war-torn Gaza? You can't just hire some child actors. They need to match the kids from the family portrait.

This is not a scammer using someone else's name and photos, and this isn't an opportunistic hacker who managed to break in and hijack an account: this is a real woman trying to save her family.

I've looked through everything, and am myself convinced. I'll include summaries and screenshots of each account, along with the links if you'd like to check them out yourself.

On LinkedIn: profile from 2015, photo updated a year ago, liked and commented on various tech posts. Shared her GoFundMe four months ago.

On Threads: icon is her and her husband, shares programming content, "#ProgrammersCoffee" etc, and four months ago she shares a link to her GoFundMe. She has the same laptop as me.

On TikTok: early videos are about programming and app development, and the current ones are asking for help for her daughters, including photos and videos of the girls both before the war and now.

On Pinterest: nothing really there. Looks like she tried it out a long time ago and then dropped it. Still links to her long-defunct Google Plus account, even.

Five years ago she did have a board called 'Boyfriend gifts'. Must've gone well for her; they're married now.

[starythewriter]

KINKMAS 5 vinnie x you.

TW:sex duh, use of word slut, intense.

A/N: all of my KINKMAS stories will be posted at or BY 5PM PST! But usually they’ll be posted much sooner! But my commitment will stay the same to post everyday till Christmas!

& YES! There will be days closer to Christmas that yall will get 2 stories in ONE day! Not just one everyday. Stay tuned!

the both you end up visiting a New York event with very high class people. he had a very hot suit, while you were wearing a enticing dress with high heels.he has to keep from running his eyes all over your body (and failing). he keeps trying to convince himself that this is just one of many occasions where you’re just another girl in the crowd. but it was clearly hard, the both f you did not know what to do.

you quickly walked to talk with Jack Harlow, who was on the floor playing a game, before the next group arrived. your conversation was short and sweet. you didn’t ask for the date but at least you tried, you were a good girl. he had the same thought.

you walked into the hall, looking around. you felt someone grab your wrist.

“hey. how about you come dance with me? I’m sure your husband won’t mind.” you didn’t want to let him down by saying no. but the idea was so tempting. ‘maybe when this night ends’. your thoughts kept repeating in your head. you and Jack danced beautifully the flashing lights made it seem like a fancy ball, blue, green, pink magenta, every color was being projected across the room. it was beautiful, you shortly finished dancing and moved on to whisper seductive things into jacks ear. you could tell he was getting excited. he looked at you with such lustful eyes.

you took him into a private stall, you slowly started to grind up against him, he already knew the plan, while you were grinding against him, he reached down to his boxers and started to rub himself. he grabbed you tightly and pulled you close to kiss you passionately. you kissed back and put your hand under his shirt. you slid it up and down his chest, enjoying his reaction. he moaned, you could feel how aroused he really was. you continued the kissing until finally you couldn’t take any more. you started to bounce however, he kept rubbing harder. you got desperate and started to bite onto his neck. He pushed you back and held you there. You kept biting into his neck, which caused him to moan even louder. he pulled you up again and pressed against you. you couldn’t help but squeal because the both of you were now very much in heat. he placed you down carefully then removed his boxers, his cock was huge, you noticed, you stared up at his face, waiting for him to make eye contact with you. he lifted you up as well and brought you down hard onto him. how, you moaned, and put his boxers back on. “finish without me.”

Jack groaned loudly but got to work.

“I’ll help you”

you say In a slutty voice while you slowly rub your insides he keeps jerking off… yntill he reaches his peak. “forgive me your just too… Fucking hot.”

he came… you smiled.

“I want you to do something for me sir…”

“anything my lady…”

“give me some cash”

you got the biggest amount of cash ever…. you were surpised…as Jack gave you 100s…

you have him a kiss slipping away…

into the grasp of vinnie hacker…

“hey vin…”

“hey darling… come here I’ve been waiting for you all night… have you been ignoring me?”

you moaned. he quickly grabbed you and you both got into another stall, he quickly took his shirt off….you could see his perfect abs…..he began sucking on your breasts. you moaned in pleasure.you both fell onto the bed and he immediately started fucking you...He was so hot, and he knew it..your lovemaking was going better than ever before……”get on top of me and be my slut ok?”

“yes vin…”

you started to ride him, he was thrusting faster and deeper into you.“mmm… yes vin… please…” you whimpered and bit down hard onto his neck.. He stopped thrusting and gently stroked your hair.“that’s my girl.”“my beautiful girl…” he muttered lovingly in between kisses.. You wanted him to touch you again and he obliged, his hands were on your thighs. He lifted you up and positioned you, he entered you, he was thrusting fast and deep into you..You both groaned.. It felt amazing..he slammed his hips into you once again...and again...and again..“ohhh god!” he moaned.... You screamed out loud and climaxed inside him... you were both panting and sweating. he wrapped his arms around you tightly and started kissing your neck, softly sucking, nibbling and nipping...You sighed heavily... You loved it...You enjoyed it...

you both gave some more hmph. to eachother… vinnie laid there with his dick inside of you…

you were both just enjoying this moment.

you were happy because you knew the power you hold over men…

it make you feel so egotistical sometimes but you made sure it wouldn’t consume you, you got dressed again acting like nothing happened all night.

you walked to a big yellow table, seeing vinnie sitting across from you, all of his friends was there.

you loved the sight of him… it turned you on… you sat down next to him… his hand instantly went to your ass pulling you closer to him...“so you were mine last night huh?” he whispered into your ear, smirking and looking into your face… his fingers were running through your hair, massaging your scalp.“yeah”...you giggled…

you sat next to him since you didn’t want to sit across from him.

you both ate, after a while you both finished talkign dancing and doing some deals.

you both went home and took a nice long bath, and then fell asleep!

the end!

[one-time-offer]

"It is very nice that you still call up your wife."

Sova mentioned while glancing at Chamber. Chamber had just ended his call to his wife like he did after every mission. She didn't answer, no, never. But he loved to call her even so, hoping one day she would.

"Yeah, it's so sweet of you!" Skye smiled while patting his shoulder.

"Merci, it helps me feel at ease."

No one knew what happened to her, not even her husband. According to him, after saying she was leaving for a meeting... Manon vanished.

Skye's hand on his shoulder, Chamber smiled at his phone with hope. There were a lot of people who believed Manon ran off to someone else. But Chamber knew her- it took him months, almost a year, to get her to open up a little. There was no way she would run off with anyone.

"Tell me, Chamber, have you ever checked her e-mails?" Cypher walked over his fingertips touching each other in a villainous pose.

"What do you mean by that, Cypher?" Chamber crossed his eyebrows.

"Well, ya know, just to make sure?" Cypher shrugged.

Taken aback and not pleased by what Cypher was suggesting. Chamber stood up whilst putting his phone inside his vest.

"Cypher, I hope you are not suggesting My Manon ran off to someone else."

"No, of course not!"

His hands raised in defence as Chamber had taken a step towards him.

"You might find something important, perhaps?" Cypher suggested with hands hands open.

"He is not wrong." Added Viper who had been quiet this whole time. Arms crossed, she was leaning on her left leg.

"It's better to be safe than sorry." Cypher shrugged.

He had considered checking her messages before. But Chamber didn't want to distrust her this way. An eyebrow raised, his arms crossed while thinking. This could indeed help find where Manon was, and if she was actually... No. The thought of betraying her trust ashamed him. That was not his Cub, he knew she wouldn't cheat.

"Very well. I will find someone to do the job-"

"Ah, actually- I volunteer." He chimed in again with a hand raised, getting everyone's attention.

"For a little price, of course, ~!" everyone could hear that goddamn smirk on Cypher's voice. Chamber raised an eyebrow while the other trio looked at the men.

The "little" price was not so little, but it was lower than what most hackers would ask for. But alas, Chamber would rather not have this team know about the little trick he had up his sleeve. So...

Cypher won.

The group stood by Cypher's monitors, watching as he hacked into Manon's mail. Soon, Manon's e-mails were right in front of all to see. There wasn't much. Just some junk mail; subscriptions of stuff and scam e-mails that were useless to them. But then, Viper pointed at an e-mail from Kingdom Co. It was about a year old, dated 16th November. Cypher opened it.

"I remember this." Viper breathed out after Skye read the mail out loud, Viper's hands on her hips as she spoke. She had never thought it was the same Manon, but it was a pleasant surprise. Viper glimpsed at Chamber who was avoiding her gaze. Perhaps he didn't want to know if Viper knew his wife, maybe he just didn't want to.

"This was just a day after we transferred to a new laboratory." She added

"Why were you transferred, if ya don't mind me asking?" Curiously asked Skye.

"The old building in North Canada was cold and unstable. We had to go to a different building in the South." Arms crossed, Viper spoke.

"Let's keep lookin', maybe we'll find something." Skye pointed at the screen and Cypher went back to scrolling.

"Look for something related to Kingdom." Sova chimed in, leaning against the desk.

"I'm on it."

Cypher did as Sova suggested and searched. They found something again, some more email exchanges with "Ethan Merritt". Everyone turned to Chamber who was holding his breath but tried to keep it cool. He had never heard of a guy named "Ethan" but Chamebr trusted her. With a nod from him, the team began reading through work emails. Ethan and Manon emailed about three times, discussing the exact date to meet for... A promotion?

"Wait..." Leaning back, Skye placed her hands on her hips. "So she got promoted but not even ten days later... She got fired?"

"Something is odd here. Keep looking." Sova was more intrigued now. He got closer.

Sova was right. Something was fishy. Everyone was curious now, watching the screen while Cypher went back to scrolling. Everyone in the room was observing the screen.

Chamber was... Quiet. She get fired? But this happened after she went missing, something didn't add up. His eyes narrowed and he put a hand on Cypher's chair which gripped tight for support.

"There!" Sova pointed at the screen.

"Putain."

Chamber and Viper were both quiet. They couldn't believe what they were looking at.

"What is it?" Skye leaned in.

"... Manon's team manager wasn't Ethan Merritt." Chamber finally mumbled.

"No, it wasn't," Viper replied

"What was it then?" asked Skye with curiosity.

Chamber brushed his hair back as he paced a little away from the group, and towards Munaqat (Cypher's fish). Then, Viper and Chamber spoke up at the same time.

"Jean-Loup Corne."

They exclaimed while Cypher, Sova, Skye and Munaqat were all staring at the two. Surprise had taken over them. That meant whoever this "Ethan" guy was, he was an imposter.

"Maybe a new manager got hired?" Skye tried not to jump to conclusions but Viper denied it. She would've heard. Chamber would have heard.

"There doesn't seem to be any more emails between them"

Cypher informed them while going through the rest of the emails. Nothing else was important to them; meaning they had hit a dead end. Cypher and Sova agreed to try to locate "Ethan" through the e-mail's IP.

But something wasn't right. Manon would have told him about anything. Chamber knew his wife so well. Not even her mother didn't know her that well. He sighed after waving goodbye to Viper and Skye. Then he began walking the opposite way as he pulled out his phone. He needed to use that trick up his sleeve.

[tuhhadkeryo]

”Didn’t you ask for this?” The cleanly cut vegetable hung in the air off of Melissa’s fork, suspended in time. Just like her. She couldn’t bring herself to eat it.

The familiar voices and faces were dim around her at the dinner table. She could only find herself studying her hand, so delicately clasping the fork. ”Motherboard?” A voice called, suspiciously close to her husband’s.

The name, her name, stung to hear. She felt like a stubborn old fool, hanging on to the past. When she could truly say she felt like a mother. Slowly, like she was enveloped in syrup, she lifted her head and mused on each one of the angry faces at the table. Watched her fantasy shatter. Her beloved - Matt, Jackie, Inez, Digit, Marbles, Antoine, Ada…and Hacker. She felt as though she could look on at them like they were the ones frozen in time. Each precious face wrinkled and twisted in anger. Most of the eyes were on her wayward son.

She smiled ruefully. She could understand. Such a situation was impossible to expect to turn out well - a dinner party with each of her family members in peace.

Yet she’d tried anyway, painstakingly planned and prepared.

This was her fault.

Their discomfort and unhappiness, all a result of an empty dream.

Now those eyes looked to her, but she couldn’t bear to see the souls inside. Her eyes fell to her hand - oh, but it had dropped the fork, the metal clattering to the ground. She reached to pick it up, only for glistening tears to drip on the floor instead. ‘Didn’t you ask for this?’

There was only one person sitting at the table capable of cutting through her soul so cruelly, yet so truthfully.

She wiped the tears away, but they just kept coming. No, she hadn’t wanted this, but to anyone else’s eyes, this was the only outcome. And she should stop trying.

Melissa mumbled an apology and tried to hide her flushed, messy face in her hands as she swept herself out of the room. Only when she’d safely exited did she allow herself to sob. She needed space to clear her head.

She didn’t hear the footsteps behind her until a hand grabbed her shoulder, halting her in her tracks. “Wait!”

Looking at his face would hurt. Slowly, she forced her eyes open.

Hacker grabbed her hand, expression full of regret so open that she was shocked to see it on his face. “I didn’t mean it,” he said quickly.

She swallowed and took a quivering breath to answer, but before she could he was kneeling in front of her. “I’m sorry. Please, it’s my fault.”

“Hacker-“

”I’m sorry. Come back to dinner, Mom.”

A long sigh pushed out of her chest, and it was like a weight was lifted from her shoulders. She let herself down slowly, sitting on her knees. Her other hand gently came over Hacker’s. “I’m not sure I feel like eating, son.”

The shame etched into his face doubled, but she stopped him before he could say anything. “But I am so glad you came to apologize. I must say, it hurt quite a bit. But it hurt because it was so close to the truth - all these arguments are my fault.”

The green hand holding hers tensed. “No-“

”Yes-,” she shushed him- “it is. I’m trying to rush everything, and make everyone heal, so I can be happy. When really, these things will take so much more time.” A small smile came to her face as she caressed his cheek. “You know that better than anyone else, don’t you?”

Hacker gave a heartless chuckle. “If I’m being honest, I know I wouldn’t give my best effort to heal things if I didn’t get a little…push.”

Her smile widened as it felt like clouds lifted. “Your new friends are doing well for you Hacker. And- this isn’t all your fault, either.” She paused. “Your deeds were awful, but now, some of the earthlings and others are…antagonistic, I’ll admit.”

Hacker’s slight nod confirmed this. She sighed again. “I’ll talk to them about it, I promise.”

Hacker stood, and in turn helped her up gently. He hesitated to move or speak, but she already knew what he wanted.

“Are you ready to leave?”

Hacker nodded sheepishly. His social battery must’ve been drained by the negative commotion. Motherboard patted his arm. “You may.”

“S-see you later.” The borg strode towards the exit of the housing sector.

Motherboard watched him leave, grateful she could smile through the pain. While these moments stung so badly she could just fall apart sometimes, she didn’t think Hacker understood just how much he’d grown.

“Mother B.!”

The woman turned to see Jackie marching up the hallway. “Did he leave without saying goodbye?”

”He’s on his way. You might be able to catch him if you hurry.”

Jackie didn’t break her pace, speaking as she passed Motherboard. “I can’t believe Matt exploded like that! Then everybody else just jumped on the wagon! Then he said that to you. Ugh!”

”All will be well, Jackie. And I’m fine, really.”

“I’m glad you’re okay now, Mother B. But he’s leaving without even saying goodbye! What a butthead, I hate him,” she grumbled, and was soon also out of sight.

No, she didn’t do anything wrong, and it wasn’t all her fault. She simply overestimated everybody’s patience, and overstepped a boundary. She would have to adjust, like the rest of the bumps they’d run into.

They say time heals all wounds. She wondered if this one would ever be able to heal, or if it did, would it leave a terrible scar? 

Basically this scene is in my rebirth au - Hacker is a reformed villain, and Motherboard is trying to integrate him into the family. She has everyone come to a dinner party, where Matt, who has old grudges, antagonizes a situation until everyone is fighting. Motherboard tries to shut down the situation with authority but Hacker brings up that it’s all her idea anyway. this was written w/o editing on sleepy so it’s probably bad. Oh well enjoy. Plz keep in mind that in this au, MotherB is now in android form and everyone is grown up. 

[lindseynicole1999]

5: Last time: Zug and Zorran going on their honeymoon while Zip is babysitting Angel. They must get to Their location before a very bad storm comes. But it was too late.

Zorran: ugh..this storm is too severe, we have to find land, to rest up for the night.*sighs*

Zug: what are you sure babe?

Zorran: yes love*still steering the wheel hard* hang on!

Zug: *hangs on to Zorran’s coat*

Zorran is trying through the storm and getting out of the storm as hard as he can. But Zorran spotted lights, but land too.

6:Zorran: well well, we found land and a motel too~

Zug: A MOTEL!? OOHHHH I HATE MOTELS BABE! THEIR BUNCH OF CREEPS!! *trembles*

Zorran: Now now~ Zuggy baby it’s not good for the baby you know~ *kisses Zug’s forehead*

Zug: I-I know…*trembles*

He lands the tugboat on the old dock and drops the Anchor.

7: Zug: here’s your umbrella babe

Zorran: thank you love*picks him up*

Zug: H-Hey! I can walk on my own!

Zorran: *smirks and chuckles* that won’t be necessary my love~

Both: *chu~*

Zug: *giggles* oh babe~ *smirking*

They arrived at the motel.

Zug: I-I d-don’t k-know z-zorran…t-this is..creepy..*rubs his baby bump and trembling*

As the two enter the motel office, they meet an ugly and old male Receptionist. A little buff, a little chubby, with hair all greasy and half-bald, hasn’t showered in months, eyebrow piercing on the right, a scar on the right bald spot, and a cigarette on his mouth.

Male Receptionist: Heh Well Welcome to this motel you two. It is quite the storm out there tonight.

Zorran: yes..

Male receptionist: alright, what can I help ye with?

Zorran: Me and my husband want a room please.

Male Receptionist: so yer married huh?

Zorran: yes.. how much is the room cost

Male receptionist: $2.00

8: Zorrangave to cash to him and he gave the key to Zorran.

Male receptionist: your room is upstairs, your room is number 9.

Zorran: *nods* thank you

He turns around and heads back outside.but Zug is staring at the male receptionist.

Male Receptionist: *made a creepy and evil gazing at Zug* *creep chuckle*

Zug: *gasp and huffs* *trembles* *his heart skipped a beat*.

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️MPREG WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[d3arapril]

lol I just read the ask about P being straight help. Another anon elsewhere said if she pops out with a husband and kids and I was like 😂 yall are so. She is gonna pop out with a wife and kids 👶🏽👩🏽👩🏼

RIGHT like guys please 😭😭😭 the vinnie hacker era was not real it was a figment of our imagination the girl wants a WIFE

[jamiesfootball]

Hiiiii i saw your doing the ask game and the Leverage au??? Ooooo I would like to know more please!!!

also I hope you’re having a nice dayyy :)

Hullo!

The leverage au is the thing I'm not writing except that I have, in fact, written a smidgen of already (see 'leverage au' in the tags below for more). The gist of it being that Ted, in an effort to save Henry, did some hinky stuff and fled the States with Beard at his side.

Once in England, they set up shop as a sort of consulting group. The kind that finds the right people and brings them together to fix problems for people who just need a little extra help. From the other side of the law.

Ted and Beard - sort of duo/split the mastermind role between them, with Beard originally doubling as tech support with code scripts he got from less-than-savory contacts

Rebecca - Grifter. Former Mrs. Manion but she assures everyone that once she's on the grift, no one will recognize her (she is correct)

Roy - the hitter. Old. He's been looking for a way out for a while, and since his niece was born he's shifted into mostly doing retrieval work

Keeley - Jewel thief, mostly, but she'll steal anything. She'll nick the wallet from your back pocket, then send you flowers and chocolate at the hospital after she's tased you and stolen your Rembrandt.

Jamie - originally brought in to act as extra muscle, and ended up being trained under Roy - though with strict supervision. Most of the team (except Keeley) were wary about whether or not he was a good fit for the team.

So my idea for the fic is that the story opens with The First Second Job, which is the original team gets together / they kill it job. From there the new talent - Keeley, Rebecca, Roy, and Jamie - make a loose agreement with Ted and Beard that they'd be okay staying on retainer for other jobs he might have lined up.

Unlike the OG Leverage team, there are a few snags along the way:

There is no big score that ends up paying for the whole team. There is a reasonable score on the first job, which lends to decent retainer that Ted can use to keep these four going along with them. Beard cautions him about using the same people every time, but ultimately goes with it.

This also leads to the awkward 'invoicing-of-clients' thing, which becomes more of an issue the longer they work together, as each of them is secretly a bleeding heart.

Jamie and Roy. Having two hitters on the team sounds good in theory, but in practice is a struggle, especially when they come from two different schools of thought. Roy is a threaten first and the last resort is that you hit them fast and you hit them accurately - you don't prolong the fight. Except Roy isn't that fast anymore. Jamie is, but Jamie....has issues. It's clear that wherever he's been practicing his craft, it's been a 'hit fast hit hard and fuck not getting hit back, just mow them down' sort of lesson.

(He learned from his dad. If that wasn't clear.)

The lack of a hacker on this team gradually becomes a bigger and bigger obstacle going forward.

Nate is this universe's Sterling, of a sort, and starts sniffing them out.

Rebecca, it turns out, does have a sort of secret agenda going, mostly involving her ex-husband Rupert.

Ted, it turns out, also has a secret agenda, mostly to do with why he left the States in the first place, and these people are essential to that part of his plan.

Keeley doesn't have a secret agenda, but she's also not really believing that this is all going to last and she's ready to bail at a moment's notice.

Roy can sense that something fishy is going on in the air. He doesn't know what, and his senses can't tell who it's coming from. He's. Really disappointed in these people.

Jamie had no agenda. He is the last to know that everyone else saw this coming : (

Now that is not to say this will be a bummer! There are lots of found family moments and bonding and people caring about each other and general seriousness! But the more I plot this out, the more the tone shifts to a more realistic-feeling world than the one OG Leverage resides in.

Right now the overarching plot would be a sort of extended version of Leverage season one, building towards the reveal that both Ted and Rebecca have conspired to create a scenario in which the team helps them achieve their goals. Then everything goes to hell in a hand basket.

Then they work as a team to get out of trouble. Together.

Even in my head this feels like it's going to be a loooooong plot. I'm already writing another loooooong thing. Which is why I tell people I'm not writing it.

Except for the parts I've written.

[du-ub]

Yeah she’s fine.

I know too much and they confronted Shelby with me and she went nuts, they say. That sucked.

She couldn’t lose…. Oh you filmed it. Cool.

I’m so tired. No one even knows what I should look like because elon musk told me he whitered me

She couldn’t lose it in front of me because she’s set to “I’m too cool for you” like a … spoiled retard….. lmao. The Shelby just popped out of me. I sounded too much like her that paragraph.

She would say bitch. A lot of the people helping me have used the r word “near me” too much. I miss using it but I don’t like using it. It’s a fun word but it’s used to bully people too much

Some details still iffy from old posts. Please don’t jump to conclusions. Sam is GOOD. He’s really good. He’s just really sad. He was not as bad as I thought he was. He’s very soft. And sometimes crazy. And he hired someone crazier to pretend to be him. And I hate Mucc.

Not like I hated Sam. More like he would expect me to hate him.

Please excuse me for using the r word so much, but Shelby stole my mom, destroyed her mind in such a way that she doesn’t do what she did, horrifically, Gloria too, and they still think I’m the “jealous spoiled retard”. They are being forced to look in the mirror constantly now and cannot get privacy from themselves. And it’s driving them insane. And I’m really glad it is.

They made her empty and servile to make me look spoiled to the point it’s going to take a minute for her, she cannot accept new information they’ve told her not to accept, and they are the most pathetic beasts alive. They are narcissistic serial killers and they are deeply disgusting. They will be infuriated that they can’t respond to me or do anything to call me out. They are being forced to read… oh here we go

Wanting me dead was REALLY WEIRD

I know everyone knows I’m not the pedophile now but I can’t believe Shelby was a JEALOUS pedophile who accused me of everything she actually did.

I don’t think we’ll heal the relationship because she only used me to make her feel better about herself.

I’m sorry. But because she was responsible and her ex husband is getting sole custody for the foreseeable future, and she will be in time out, no executions but big boy and girl time out for everyone. John, Gloria, Shelby, Allie, Kim.

Mollie did not need a time out.

They’re all I can think to list now.

Tina loves me. Cody loves me. We’re all good. Just saying because I’m tired. And I can’t stop talking. Because of this shit. I am so tired. Never stops. Information.

Cody survived brain surgery. The jealous hackers hacked Cody and drove him insane. This is very true. He doesn’t mind either pronouns. He’s nonbinary right now. And he wants everyone to know Ash saved his life 1000 times. And Cody’s going to miss Ash, but she was cheating on Ash because she likes penis more. And Ash doesn’t like penis. And Cody just wanted everyone to know that. Yes this is Cody.

Wait.

Please stop assuming who I am. Right now I’m very me and I’m just getting too much information constantly. It won’t last. It’s exhausting. It’s not cool. Everybody chill. Yes. Chill.

She’s getting help because this is exhausted. Yeah. And also because she’s too … she’s too tired. She is affecting this post a lot but we’re trying to help her. She’ll be good soon.

Just reassuring people through Ash, who wants a break. They need this.

Okay.

She’s trying really hard to say things for herself but she is getting help. We just have to reassure your fans, Ash. She’s so tired.

She can be herself just fine.

Stop assuming who it is. It’s not Taika. He’s resting.

Stop guessing who it is please. You’re never going to get it right.

Nope. No. Stop guessing.

We will shut down X forever if you don’t quit

Please stop talking about me. I’m tired and I can’t avoid it.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

You people need to hate me more.

Stop.

I did really bad things and I’d rather be hated. Please hate me. I miss when you hated me.

She’s 24 years younger than me. Stop being weird. Big age differences dont always work. She’s just perfect for me. Her deep maturity emotional helps stabilize me a lot.

I can’t sleep.

Just shut up.

Yeah she thinks it’s funny.

Fuck off. She says.

No. She can’t take it. Fuck off everyone

She has hit into overload

She can’t believe it’s a happy ending yet

She has no idea

I don’t like cursing. Weird. I know. leave me alone.

Thank you for being nice to me.

I’m like Ash. I’m not used to love. Shut up.

Yeah I wrote the whole post. She’s trying to be just me/I but I literally can’t disconnect rn until she falls asleep. She still filters the way i speak. And stuff. I’m so tired.

She still feels delusional. It’s fine. That’s why we’re not giving her a break. Because she might not be safe from everyone just yet too. That’s another reason.

She’s a bit of a jumper. As we said in another post. That we shouldn’t have written.

Fuck off

She’s probably going to stop calling Taika Dad for a while. She was just being nice.

It’s up to her.

She needs one. Her dad was trying to claim he was innocent too early. So yeah he’s in big boy time out. Especially since he’s been a violent racist for so long.

I could be fixed easier than some people. That was the whole thing. I was more crazy than bad. That was the thing. Yes. Crazy Elon.

Yeah

Ash’s behavior isn’t mature but when she gets serious she does and she doesn’t need anyone to get serious. She doesn’t like to be performative.

Palestine is REAL. It will be free in the near future. she was not hacked by Palestinians. That’s why I openly supported Gaza. To help with the misinformation.

It is so complicated. I wasn’t all bad. Some of it was pretend. Some of it was real. I made myself look worse deliberately at first. And then I …. No. I’m just stupid. I’ve been so stupid. Yes.

Leave me alone.

I cared more about myself than Gaza. That was a big problem. But it’s still complicated. I would have preferred for it to stop. But I was still more selfish than good. I could have helped. I was bad. I was fixed. Yes. Yes. The spirit posts were real. It’s complicated. Yes. It’s real.

A lot of this was more normal than you think. Please chill out. Please stay calm. Please smoke weed or something. Please.

1) tumblr is a better format for long posts

2) we regulate who sees the blog. Most of you are cordoned off from the people we’re trying to help/fix.

3) this is already where all of the info is so it’s just the “magical pdf” now.

4) you people need to stop getting so creative about Ash

5) be patient

6) shut up

7) fuck off

8) I hate you

Yes I’m still the elon who can’t stop posting or get off my phone. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. I hate all of you.

It feels good to be honest

Elon is probably tearing up. Yeah. I can feel it. Yes this is me. I’m not reading your posts because I’m scared. And I don’t have the ability to.

We’re not romantic yet. Why would she be romantic with someone she’s never met properly?

No one should fall in love with anyone in a day. Do not do that.

LOONA hates me and is on good terms with me. I promise. It’s not simple.

Do not Stan ViVi.

I was not the creepiest man on the planet. Believe me. I am relatively normal about women. Even at my worst. Compared to people who are going to adult time out. Or I wouldn’t be writing these posts. I promise.

I still have a white supremacy thing in my head I need to deal with but I don’t hate Black people as much as I made it seem like either. There might be some fetishization to how I feel.

You’re welcome for the honesty but I think I’m going to stick to “pursuing” Ash right now.

She’s making it easier for me to be calm and honest. She’s like weed to me right now. Do not romanticize us. This is not going to happen ever again. It should have never happened like this. It was weird.

We have never hooked up. She has only been with one person. Cody. That’s all there is to it. It was IVF. I promise it was IVF. The women I hoarded are going to be helped a lot to undo the damage I did to them. We are all on good terms.

This was not good. Do not make books or movies or songs about it. Please do not give children dreams about growing up for this to happen to them. It should not have happened. It just is now. It’s necessary for both of us now. It’s not bad. She is wise.

I was a power hungry emotional dragon and I am intersex.

I am going to sleep.

This is Ha Sooyoung. Sam Altman fed her delusions about me. I need privacy. I love you orbits.

[valleyrunearchives]

Binary

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Fandom: Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia Pairings: Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Chapter 33/?

“Binary code is a series of zeroes and ones strung together in a specific sequence. On paper, it’s useless. Annoying. Worthless. But put that same string of zeroes and ones into a computer, and suddenly it’s a language far more complex than the human mind can comprehend. I was the same way. The world decided I wasn’t good enough in the physical plane, so I went digital. That’s why I chose the name Binary. And you should be very,” He smirks at the underground hero on the screen, “Very afraid of the reach I have here. Aizawa Shouta.”

Or

Midoriya Izuku is tired of the world treating him like nothing. So he decides to becoming a hacker to show the world that nothing can be anything.

Featuring Midoriya Izuku as the Genius Hacker Aizawa Shouta as the problem child wrangler Yamada Hizashi as the moral support to his husband Tsukauchi Naomasa as the man who needs a long vacation PLEASE Shinsou Hitoshi as the intentionally adopted one Toga Himiko as the unintentionally adopted one Dabi as the really didn’t want to be adopted one but he guesses this is his life now and Nedzu as the Rat God of UA

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Hizashi quietly grades some of his first year English assessments while keeping an eye on his husband. His darling husband in question lays flat with his feet in his lap, Noodle laying on his chest, and staring at the ceiling with a sort of blank look on his face. He knew that a lot had happened today after the whole mess of the… “Battle Trials” All Might had created. He had heard a little bit about it from Shouta but not an extensive amount since the stress that just speaking about it caused was radiating off of him. They opted to talk about it deeper later and just enjoy each other’s company for now. Still Hizashi can’t help but worry about him. 

He hasn’t seen him like this in quite some time. The last time was when he was on a case about a kidnapped child who he felt like he was failing for not being able to find them immediately. The child was eventually found but Shouta never stopped beating himself up until they were back with their parents. That’s the kind of person Shouta was. Determined, honest, but so damn hard on himself. He knows that regardless of what happened today, Shouta was still blaming himself.

The ringing of a cell phone pulls both their attention to it. He sends a questioning look to Shouta, asking without asking if he was supposed to be getting a call tonight. Shouta shakes his head and picks up the phone. His brow furrows which tells Hizashi that it’s not a number he recognizes. He answers it and puts it on speaker immediately so Hizashi can hear the call as well, “Hello?”

“Oh! Eraserhead! I’m glad you answered! I was afraid you wouldn’t when you didn’t recognize the number!” They both freeze at the distorted voice that comes from the speaker, “Or I guess I should call you Aizawa-san since you’re off duty right now, shouldn’t I?”

“Binary?” Shouta asks even though he doesn’t need to.

“The one and only! I thought I’d give you a call to see how you were holding up after your whole… All Might debacle today.”

“So it was you who sent the video to all the teachers.” 

“Correct again!” The reply seems cheerful but Hizashi knows what a voice sounds like when it’s portraying a different emotion than the one being felt. He does it all the time when he’s hosting on rough nights. He’s picking that up here now even with the autotune distortion that Binary uses.

“How did you even know about the… All Might Debacle?” Shouta asks next.

“Kept an eye on the proceedings of that awful excuse of a heroics class. I have a bit of an investment in the heroics course of this year.”

“Midoriya,” Shouta guesses. Whether he’s guessing Binary’s identity as Midoriya or that Binary’s investment is Midoriya, Hizashi isn’t sure. 

“Midoriya? Which one is that one?” Hizashi ticks another instance of Binary lying about his emotions again. “I mean there were six kids injured and the only one I really recognize by appearance is Todoroki and I mean c’mon, why wouldn’t I be able to recognize the number two’s youngest kid?”

Shouta gives him a glance to which he responds with just a nod. He’s picked it up. He hears it. Shouta sighs heavily and just responds back with, “Right.”

It’s quiet for a moment before Binary chuckles a bit, “Not very talkative tonight I see. Don’t blame you after everything that happened today. I’ll go bother someone else. I just wanted to check and see how you and Mic-san were doing. I know I’m on speaker by the way. Hi, Mic!” 

“Heya Listener!” Hizashi makes sure his voice gives away nothing before giving his husband a confused gesture with wide eyes. Shouta shakes his head rapidly with just as confused an expression. 

“Anywho, I’ll be off then. I’m sure I’ll be hacking into your comm tomorrow evening, Aizawa-san, but try to get some rest tonight. Enjoy your night off if that’s not too hard a concept for you! See you!” 

The call disconnects immediately after. They both listen to the disconnection tone before Hizashi motions to the phone; A silent sign of “call the number back Shou.” Shouta nods and immediately calls the number back. It doesn’t even ring once before an automated tone comes through, “The number you have dialed has been disconnected or recently changed. Please check the number and try again.”

Shouta hangs it up. Hizashi presses his face into his hand. If this is Midoriya, how is he able to do this? With so much ease on top of that! They also confirmed that they sent the video to the teachers during the time when Midoriya would’ve been unconscious. Yet Hizashi knows he heard those voice discrepancies and Shouta did too. Was it a misdirect somehow? How did he send the video then? Ugh, this is giving him a headache. 

Shouta’s phone ringing again adds a bit to it. 

His face whips around to check the number with Shouta. Nedzu. Shit. Hizashi leans back against the couch as Shouta answers it on speakerphone again with a, “What do you want, Rat?”

“Apologies if I’m interrupting anything on your night off, Shouta-kun!” Hizashi snickers a bit at Nedzu’s complete disregard for Shouta’s ribbing. His husband just rolls his eyes. “I had a few things to discuss with you, both about the Binary situation and the Bakugou-Midoriya issue.” 

Shouta waves his free hand a bit, “I just heard from Binary so start with the Bakugou and Midoriya thing. I just want a bit of a break before we get into that.”

“Oh. Interesting. Yes, we’ll definitely come back to that. Anyway! Midoriya. I wanted to ask because I conveniently forgot-”

“Doubtful,” Shouta interjects. 

“Shush, Shouta-kun, I’m talking right now. I conveniently forgot to ask what caused Midoriya to advocate for his attacker. It just doesn’t make sense. His family were so against it from what you told me originally. Not to mention that Bakugou himself acknowledged that he was the aggressor. Why would he advocate for him? Surely it’s not his victim’s trauma causing it? Making him believe that it was all deserved to him or some such?”

“I don’t think so. If that was the case, I would think that Midoriya would’ve advocated for him to get no consequences at all. Instead, Midoriya just asked that we not expel him. Any other punishment was applicable just not expulsion. And he made it sound like it was more for the protection of the general public instead of protection for himself, Bakugou, or Bakugou’s family.”

Nedzu hums at that. Hizashi notices the look on Shouta’s face and squints at him, chiming out, “There’s something else, isn’t there?” 

Shouta sighs but doesn’t argue, “I think so. But I don’t know what that is. I need to talk to Midoriya again about it. I think he’s hiding something else about this situation, specifically about his interaction with Bakugou, and I just need to confirm that before I make any kind of assumption about it.”  

“Please do, then! And bring your new findings to me as well!” Hizashi hears clicking sounds on Nedzu’s end which he supposes is the principal’s computer, “Onto the Binary business!” 

Shouta groans but sits up and rolls his neck around, “Alright, hit me with it.”

“So the video! It didn’t come from any of the same sources that Binary has used before!” 

Hizashi and Shouta both blink at that before Shouta says, “Come again?”

“The IP tracing I did of the video! It didn’t come from the same trace path as where Binary usually sends his correspondences from! Still haven’t figured out where that actual path leads but it’s different!” Nedzu is way too happy about this. 

“So what you’re saying is that we were wrong about Binary being Midoriya? It was actually that Catra person that Midoriya was talking to during the entrance exams?” Shouta asks.

“Oh but that’s the thing!” The giggle the Stoat lets out immediately has him and Shouta on edge, “I have reason to believe that Catra is not a person!” 

“... I say once more, come again?” Shouta musters to get out.

“Yeah, man, you’re not making much sense now! You’re saying that Catra isn’t real?!” Hizashi asks, slightly hysteric. 

“Oh! No! Catra most certainly is real, they’re just not a person!”

He and Shouta exchange wide-eyed looks before turning back to the phone without responding; Mouths open in shock. Nedzu doesn’t do anything to acknowledge their shock but clearly registers it. “You see, when I was doing the IP tracing to try and find its source - again - I noticed that there was something odd about it. Something… artificial!” A giggle slips out of the Stoat, “At first I thought Binary was attempting to throw me off even further but even then the artificial quality didn’t match with Binary’s usual redirects! So I compared it to all the other instances where Binary has had contact with us, and it matches up with a few of those but not all and it always matches up with those instances perfectly! Which made me dig a bit deeper into it!”

“Can we pick up the pace just a bit here?” Shouta asks, sitting on the edge of his seat. 

“You are so impatient, Shouta-kun! But yes, I suppose I can do that. The reason why those instances seem artificial is because where they came from is completely artificial! It’s a code that created a code!” 

“So… What? Catra is nothing but a computer program? Is that what you’re saying?” Hizashi tries to get clarification. 

“Yes and no! Yes in that Catra is a computer program but no in that I believe it’s so much more than that! I have reason to believe that Catra is an artificial intelligence that Binary, who is possibly Midoriya, created!” Nedzu cackles at that. 

The sound that escapes Hizashi can’t be described completely. Something akin to shock, disbelief, and maybe even some fear. A child? Creating an AI that can write its own code? Unheard of! “But… But he was talking to it! I know he was!” Hizashi argues weakly. 

“Exactly! Which means the AI is somewhat sentient in some way or ways! If I’m correct, which I’m fairly certain I am, Catra is a masterpiece of coding! Able to rewrite itself as well as influence certain things in Binary’s life through its self-grown sentiment and, even possibly, emotions! If Midoriya is Binary, I have to know how he made it!” Something starts rattling on the other end of the line. Nedzu’s excitement over this is reaching the over the top limit. 

“Right. Um. So where do we go from here with that info?” Shouta asks somewhat meekly.

Nedzu’s tongue clicks before he breathlessly says, “I don’t know. Not yet anyway! I’m going to do a bit more digging of my own and then I’ll let you know! I just couldn’t contain my excitement over my discovery about it! A sentient AI, Shouta-kun!” 

“Uh huh,” Shouta agrees.

“Sentient. AI!” An excited squeak leaves Nedzu, “Anywho that’s all I have. Good evening you two! Ta!”

The disconnect tone resounds once again throughout the room. Shouta sets his phone down onto the coffee table with a bit of a clatter. Hizashi lets himself deflate back onto the couch again, “This has been the weirdest night in a while…”

“Yep,” Shouta agrees, elbows resting on his knees and face in his hands. 

They’re silent for a moment before Hizashi stands up suddenly to stalk towards the kitchen, “That’s it! Fuck my diet. I need to stress eat. I want Chinese, do you want some Chinese? I’m getting Chinese.”  “Yes please. As many greasy carbs as you can possibly get,” Shouta agrees before scooping Noodle back up into his arms. Hizashi sees him bring their furry son up to his face before his husband screams a bit into the fur of the ginger cat. Noodle meows in confusion while Hizashi goes to grab their takeout menu for the Chinese shop a few blocks over that delivers this late. He wants - no, needs Egg Foo Young and some Chow Mein at the very least after the insanity that has come to light from those phone calls!

[thefanficmonster]

hiii! can you write dating corpse hc please? thank you❤️

Of course, darling! Hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Mentions of anxiety/anxious tendencies, Swearing, Mentions of panic attacks

Genre: Fluff, Romance, Comfort, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Corpse, as we all know, is a very private person

All his life he's convinced himself it's more convenient to be single than fall for someone only for it along with him as a person to fall apart when it wouldn't work out

He's been used to relationships not working out all his life

And sadly had the same outlook when he met you

But, you were his reason to believe in happy endings after all

Well, not exactly endings since the two of you are still going strong

Here are just some of the things that have helped it be that way

Ordering for him at drive-thrus 

Keeping the relationship on the downest of lows

Being in the room with him while he streams to keep him company and keep him feeling safe and calm

Listening to him filming horror story narrations (which easily put you to sleep)

Being there for him through the toughest nights and brightest days

Making him smile even when tears are running down his cheeks 

Turning him into the cuddliest teddy bear

And getting used to being treated like the only important person in the world

Because that’s exactly how Corpse treats you

He never misses an opportunity to express his love to you and shower you with his adorable gestures of affection

And that’s why the two of you are relationship goals

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[takecareluv]

Hi!! I love your writing and I'd like to request something :)

Could you please write an imagine of the day of reader and vinnies wedding like her walking to the altar and their reactions when they see eachother and after the wedding going to the hotel room or something like that?

thank uuu <3

a.n. hi luv !! thank you for the kinds words <3 i hope you like what i came up with! all my love 🫶🏼✨

forever || vinnie hacker x reader

after months of planning, searching for the perfect venue, picking out the dress of your dreams, and everything else in between, the day was finally here.

at last, it was your wedding day. 

although you never wanted a giant wedding, you wanted something special, something you’d never forget. and that it most definitely was. 

here you were in lake como, italy, alongside the love of your life and both of your closest friends and family. 

it had been a restless night due the nerves and excitement of the day to come. not to mention you never slept well in vinnie’s absence. with that said, you were up and at ‘em quite early that morning, deciding to get a head start on preparing for the loved filled day ahead. 

--

several hours later, your hair was styled perfectly, your makeup done beautifully, and you had just slipped on the white dress you’d been waiting months to wear. 

the ceremony was just about to begin. 

sticking with the theme, you had a small wedding party of a flower girl, ring bearer, the maid of honor who was your best friend since childhood, and lastly the best man being vinnie’s brother. no other bridesmaids or groomsmen; sweet and simple just the way you wanted it. 

the small group got in formation, preparing to make their entrance on cue.

one by one, they each proceeded down the aisle lined with your favorite flowers, until all that was left was you. 

you took a moment to take everything in and shake out all the jitters. you were currently stood around the corner, hidden from all your family and friends on the other side of the door. you glanced at them through the tiny window beside you. your eyes wandered about until they spotted your handsome boy waiting for you to come out. 

seeing him in his suit, looking as dashing as ever, any maybe a little nervous, made you want to run over and kiss him that very instant. that was all the encouragement you needed to finally make your way down the aisle to the love of your life, wanting to be in his arms as soon as possible. 

once you came into view, the music started and everyone stood up looking at you as if they were witnessing a real life angel in their presence. all eyes were on you but you didn’t notice, the only person you were focused on was vinnie, he was all you saw. 

you made slow strides until you reached the altar where vinnie was holding his hand out for you to take. you had been trying to so hard to fight back your tears, but when you noticed vinnie’s teary eyes, you couldn’t help but let them out. 

“you look beautiful,” he mouthed to you. 

“and you are more handsome than ever,” you whispered back.  

the ceremony continued, and to be honest you didn’t hear half of what the officiant was saying, you were completely lost in the eyes of your vinnie. 

you snapped out of your daze when it was finally time to exchange “i do’s”.

a bright smile spread across your face when you heard the officiant announce you as husband and wife. 

you were swept of your feet by vinnie who dipped you down, bringing you into a kiss that you only deepened. you pulled away for a second, muttering an “i love you,” before pressing another kiss to his soft lips. 

“i love you too, pretty girl. forever.” he cooed. 

forever. the word stuck with you. you were his and he was your’s. you would love each other for the rest of your lives, through thick and thin, and everything else you expressed in your vows. 

you were officially mrs. hacker. 

forever. 

[not-that-dillinger]

At first, Ed was only more concerned, puzzled about what in Doomsday's room could be such a heavy secret. He took her hands in his when offered.

Ed, to his credit, did not laugh. It took him a moment to process everything she said, as she spoke a bit too fast for him to keep up with.

He wasn't sure how he felt about...all of that, once he did understand what she said. Maybe a little sad, that she thought she had to keep that from him else judge her poorly, and that she thought he wouldn't respect her decision if she didn't want him in her private space.

But, this wasn't about him, and Doom was panicking about what she had just revealed to him.

So, how to respond to that?

Ed stepped toward Doom, still holding her hands as he drew himself toward her to give her a hug, and moving slowly to give her time to figure out what he was doing and react. If she looked even slightly uncomfortable, he would back off and give her space.

"Lots of thoughts--please don't jump out the window." he said quietly. He gave her a small, amused smile. His voice shifted to conspiratorial tone as he said, "did you know--and I'm being one hundred percent serious here--had you asked what it was for when I requested the yarn, there was about a ninety percent chance that I would have told you it was... a kink thing? I may have actually said that to a roommate once, because that's obviously what normal people use yarn for, and not... y'know, making blankets or sweaters or something like that."

"Or... that somewhere, in a version of Altadena that exists in another dimension, in a tiny three bedroom house that was cramped for five but far too much space for one, and hidden in at least ten layers of password protected folders that would take a skilled hacker upward of a day to crack each, on a computer with an equally excessive password, there is a password protected document... labeled 'finances'. If you were to acquire the twelve passwords necessary to access this document, you would find... not an accounting document of the owner of the device in question, nor the finances of the software company known as Encom and what, though in need more evidence, at least suggests that the director of the board may have been involved in embezzlement or at least mismanagement of funds. Instead you would find, in two parts, the ah... exploits that Sherlock Holmes and John Watson have inside 221B Baker Street, and the unique method that Mrs. Columbo uses to help her husband solve his cases."

The document hadn't been opened in over a decade, but there were fond memories connected to it that had led to it's careful preservation.

Neither of these annecdotes were things that Ed would usually dare bringing up in conversation, except for the fact that he hoped it would make Doom laugh, or at the very least, help her relax a little.

"In all seriousness though," Ed continued, "It's okay, I get it. The ordeal of being known is mortifying. But also... so what? I like to make blankets, you like to write. Everyone's got their hobbies. But... as far as seeing your room? I mean, yes, I want to see it, I want to be a part of your life. I want to know you, and... that's part of you, right? But it's your space, and I only want to if you're comfortable with it, and it's okay if you're not. If you need that part of your life to remain private, I'll respect that, no hard feelings. You're still welcome in my space, or we can always just hang out in the fifth floor lounge or wherever you're most comfortable. I won't mind. I'm just happy to have your company."

Doom's deer-in-the-headlight stare only makes Ed more concerned, this time that he'd somehow said something wrong. He gets sense that there's a chance that what she's saying might be false, when that panicked look is combined with the rushed, speech. He's willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, because so far, she hasn't given him a reason not to trust her, and... even if that wasn't true, it's her room, her business. If she doesn't want him to know what was going on with her room, he won't press the issue.

He raised an eyebrow. "The rocks are alive too?" he asked. "Like the buildings? But... yeah, of course you're welcome to stay with me. I enjoy your company. And... like, I get that you respawn and all that, but I can't imagine scaling a building when you're tired or still waking up is at all a good idea."

[memelleity]

ocean’s 8 sentence starters

❝ i don’t want that life. i never wanted that life. ❞

❝ i fell for the wrong person. it was a mistake, but… it happened. ❞

❝ nice watch. ❞

❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞

❝ you think i like you? you think i believe you? you think i trust anything that you’re saying? ❞

❝ it’s a rerun. she slept with her cousin, crashed the car. the baby’s not his. ❞

❝ i want vodka and water. ‘cause when you’re drunk, it tastes like vodka. ❞

❝ i was just paying my respects. ❞

❝ they thought i’d be the best one to talk to you. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna end up back in prison. ❞

❝ you’re looking sharp. ❞

❝ that would be my “i’ve just been in jail for five years, and my partner lets me down” face. ❞

❝ i’m not your partner. ❞

❝ if you’re gonna have a problem with stealing, you’re not gonna like the rest of this conversation. ❞

❝ see, this is what you do. you make me guess and then i’m interested. and then you think because i’m interested, that i wanna do it. ❞

❝ don’t you wanna do things you’re interested in? ❞

❝ there’s a room for you upstairs. ❞

❝ i borrowed some shit. figured you weren’t using it. ❞

❝ do you know what a shiv is? ❞

❝ i realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place, so… ❞

❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞

❝ why do you need to do this? ❞

❝ it’s what i’m good at. ❞

❝ oh, honey, is this a proposal? ❞

❝ come on. take a bite. just take a bite. ❞

❝ you’re really irritating. ❞

❝ i don’t know yet. but as soon as i do, you’ll be the very first person that i tell. ❞

❝ i think you’re being kind of hard on yourself. ❞

❝ you spent $18 million in two years and had two houseboats on the seine. ❞

❝ what if we could make all this go away? ❞

❝ are you mad? ❞

❝ good body. good boobs. huge features. eyes like bambi. ❞

❝ are there no hackers who aren’t russian? ❞

❝ there’s barely any russians who aren’t hackers. ❞

❝ sorry about ____. ❞

❝ what’s your real name? ❞

❝ you know your footprint is a disaster, right? if you’re planning to steal shit, you definitely got to clean this up, ‘cause right now, my little sister could hack you. ❞

❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞

❝ you’re sweating. ❞

❝ indifference, it’s an aphrodisiac. ❞

❝ you seem different. you know, like you’re immune to judgment. like you’re above all that. ❞

❝ this girl has some of the best hands i’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ is this our only choice? ❞

❝ come on, there’s no hard feelings. ❞

❝ can i get my watch back, please? ❞

❝ a him gets noticed, a her gets ignored. and for once, we wanna be ignored. ❞

❝ what are you doing here? i thought you were in jail. ❞

❝ look at all this. thought you retired? ❞

❝ i don’t do that anymore. ❞

❝ you’re not bored out here, are you, ____? ❞

❝ how do you explain all this to your husband? ❞

❝ i would like to present you with a hypothetical situation. ❞

❝ go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. ❞

❝ you don’t have a metrocard? what are you, a tourist? ❞

❝ you sure he’s dead, or…? ❞

❝ i’m not really a numbers person. i’m sure you’ll work out all those details. ❞

❝ i’m afraid the answer is no. ❞

❝ i must have the sun. ❞

❝ hello, sexy. ❞

❝ listen, look. you’ve got one of the greatest necks in the world. ❞

❝ you can message him. and you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji. or maybe the girl that does this. 💃 ❞

❝ can you help me with something? i think i’m a little lost. ❞

❝ it’s a privacy violation. …unless you’re into that. ❞

❝ how long did it take you to figure all this out? ❞

❝ well, you certainly seem qualified. maybe overqualified. ❞

❝ do we have to steal stuff? ❞

❝ how did you ever fall for that schmuck? ❞

❝ not saying a word. ❞

❝ i will testify. i was defrauded too, right? ❞

❝ you better tell me this is not what i think this is. ❞

❝ don’t con me. ❞

❝ we are going to get caught. ❞

❝ he sent me to jail! you have no idea what that’s like. ❞

❝ sorry, listen, i know this really isn’t any of my business… ❞

❝ how many carats is it? ❞

❝ can i just see that again, out of interest? how does it work? ❞

❝ you’re a little genius, ____. thank you. ❞

❝ what do your parents do? ❞

❝ somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. let’s do this for her. ❞

❝ do not slouch, cross your arms, or put your hands in your pockets. ❞

❝ i’d say you look like a million bucks, but it’s more like 100 million. ❞

❝ you’re supposed to curtsy. they actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy. ❞

❝ what do you mean, “smoked it”? ❞

❝ what the hell are you doing? you’re not getting paid to talk. ❞

❝ do we have to make such a big deal about this? ❞

❝ first of all, i’m not a member of law enforcement. ❞

❝ when did you know this was a fake? ❞

❝ do you want me to pee in a cup or something? ❞

❝ ____’s the only one with an alibi. ❞

❝ some days, i love my job. ❞

❝ i’m not a total fricking idiot. ❞

❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. ❞

❝ i never forget a face. ❞

❝ seems to me, eight shares of 150 million is better than seven shares of nothing, right? ❞

❝ let’s not all high-five at once. ❞

❝ i am the one who is saving your ass. ❞

❝ no one’s going to jail. ❞

❝ it’s always the attention to detail and the little grace notes that really make something sing. ❞

❝ why are you doing this? ❞

❝ i don’t have that many close female friendships. and book clubs are the worst.❞

❝ you’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely? ❞

❝ are you an only child? ❞

❝ this was your mother’s? ❞

❝ i don’t really remember where my hands were. ❞

❝ just a theory. a shot in the dark. i’m probably wrong. ❞

❝ is it genetic? are the whole family like this? ❞

❝ it’s not just profit, it’s revenge. it’s a twofer. ❞

❝ do you wanna play a game? ❞

❝ you have no idea how this came to be in your possession? ❞

❝ i think i need to talk to my lawyer. ❞

❝ you would’ve loved it. ❞