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pridewon · 2 years

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@soverina said: Peach is 5’1” let’s compare her to ushi, bokuto, and kuroo because these three are currently going to give her grey hair ~ 8) (height meme)

peach dearest i am so sorry the grey hair is only about to get worse bvdjvbf lOOK AT THIS

peach & kuroo (6″3 / 189.5cm)

peach & bokuto (6″3 / 190.3cm)

peach & ushijima (6″4 / 192.7cm)

#soverina #(bokuto; headcanons)#(kuroo; headcanons)#(ushijima; headcanons)#i'm actually still undecided on kuroo's timeskip height so this is subject to change but not by much because he's still shorter than ushi fv #peach doesn't even reach ushijima's shoulder bLESS HER HEART #you know the whole 'boy rests his chin atop his girlfriend's head' trope #HE'S TOO TALL FOR THAT #romance is dead nita we killed it

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puppypawbz · 2 months

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me when i see my most profitable customer

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deheerkonijn · 3 months

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PDA at the function. 🍑

#lotr #lord of the rings #legolas #gimli son of gloin #gigolas #in my mind here gimli believes he is being subtle #live figwit reaction #I made him way too tall here ok i know please dont mention it ill cry :(

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albaharu · 4 months

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bg3 the princess bride au ⚔️ no idea who vizzini would be

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mintybagels · 2 months

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my hc for sherlock from s&c .. i love this interpretation very much.

#hes 6’2 because i said so #sherlock in every version gives tall vibes idk why #maybe i just project onto him too much lmao #sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #sherlock and co #sherlock & co fanart #sherlock

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will41n · 5 months

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guys are you ready *gives your effo long hair i mean. it kinda fits him!

#also i headcanon that he slouches a lot because hes kinda tall and has a bunch of short besties #and his back hurts too yayy i love making characters suffer.#spinning etho with a messed up spine and fluffy hair in my head #alex draws #hermitcraft #hermitblr #etho #ethoslab

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excali8ur · 4 months

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So there's this AU,

#art #scribbles #tmnt #tmnt au #tmnt original iteration #tmta #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt au leo #tmnt au raph #tmnt au donnie #tmnt au mikey #leo #raph #donnie #mikey #This post was originally saved to my drafts in October 2023. Jesus fucking christ #Gonna post all the stuff I have in my drafts at once so you'll have to check the other posts for more up to date stuff #These designs are semi-outdated at this point too but whatever. I don't draw stuff consistently anyway #The stuff in Donnie's belt is changeable. He basically stuffs whatever he might need in there #Also he is freakishly tall compared to the others and nobody lets him forget it #There's no good reason either the others just missed out on the Tall Genes(tm)#Mikey's bandages/tape are also interchangable but he's always got some on Somewhere #He's not careful #Finally Leo and Raph are non-identical twins #Leo was born first but they're both considered the oldest #Oh wait also little fun fact #Shelly is Leo's pet turtle who gets inherited by Karai

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tech-obssessed-shark · 4 months

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I knew Megatron was Tall but DANG

Ratchet is going to get neck cramps looking up at him, god

#MEGGYTRON #HOW DID YOU GET SO TALL #LIKE OP HAD TO BECOME JESUS #HOLY HECK MAN #Poor ratchet #he’s just a little guy #ooof #transformers #tfp #transformers prime #megatron #tfp megatron #uhhhh ratchet is also here too yeah #Ratchet #tfp ratchet

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twinstxrs · 6 months

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idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay.#and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz.#even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could.#also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate)#i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would.#but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭#sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

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plumadot · 7 months

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Your art is so cute 🥺. I wanna put it in my mouth and have a little chomp. They’re all such little guys and I love them so much.

if you’re still taking requests I would love to see how you draw Joel

funny bug in a pretty corset

#ask #maybe i was looking for an excuse to draw the corset #so thanks anon #he knows he's hot and tall and handsome #just don't say it too much or he'll get shy #this one is silly i'm sorry gkfjdgk #hermitcraft #smallishbeans #plume art

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eggsdrawings · 6 months

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side eye

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #touya todoroki #keigo takami #they are givin each other the stink eye but in their heads i know they want to make out really badly they’re such loserssss #coworkers that have crazy tension but say it’s hatred so they can pretend that’s why they’re on each others minds 24/7 #is dabi too tall… let’s imagine he has platform boots or smth…#eggsdrawings

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bloobydabloob · 7 months

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My little awfully made guys. I think they’re endearingly bad looking

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #Can I tag this fanart…?#I think I can. it’s them #just paper versions. You know #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #hs fanart #blooby posting #I had to stuff their legs with blutac to get them to stand #Dirk’s legs had to be amputated and then reattached also #because he was too tall. Sorry buddy #The DirkJake tag must be so sick of me right now #Sorry guys. I will run out of steam soon #Just spam posting for no reason. Get out of here blooby

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet!#wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong!#ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url!#puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

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cubbihue · 10 days

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Genuinely has Timmy ever decked Irep for Peri after all the shenanigans he was put through?

Timmy's certainly felt like decking him once or twice!! But he'd never do it. Timmy knows better than anyone how terrible it feels when you're punished or reprimanded for just.. being yourself. Irep's just a kid, doing what anti-fairy kids do!

But also, Irep went through one hell of a growth spurt at school, and now he's twice Timmy's size. So, Timmy's options are pretty limited now. At best, he could use Anti-Cosmo as a measure to get Irep to listen to him, but it's becoming less effective the older they get.

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#fairly oddparents #fop #fop a new wish #fop timmy turner #fop timmy #timmy turner #fop irep #irep #asks #multifandomfreshness #itty bitties fop au #timmy used to be the BIG brother figure for both irep and peri #but irep. very very quickly outpaced both of them #he has more magic than timmy does and a greater variety than peri does #AND hes tall!!!!!#oh how the turns have tabled #timmy's still sorta taller than peri in fairyworld #but if all three were on earth. timmy's the ittiest bittiest of them all #very unfortunate!!!#but also irep outclasses them anyways since he's the only one who mastered human-transformation magic #so whenever timmy gets too cocky irep just.#poofs himself his human form and yoinks timmy out of the air.#timmy can NOT win against him anymore #the only reason irep hasnt decked TIMMY is bcs he has some level of respect for timmy.#but only some.

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x-endangere-d-x · 3 months

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#Toby isn't sitting he just has bad posture and slenderman is FREAKISHLY tall #also I have not a clue on how to color in Toby and I'm too lazy to grab a color palette #slenderman #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta fandom #slender man #slender man fanart #slenderverse #ticci toby #toby rogers #toby erin rogers #ticcy toby #ticci toby creepypasta #ticci toby fanart

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hlozt · 2 days

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Two disasters for @tzimizce's Palla Grande prompt (Anya commandeering an entire corner of the venue with their dumbass childe Cyril and a fancy szlachta).

They're angel and/or dragon themed because clan tradition, Cathari doctrine, and as a play on the dragonslayer king-hero trope.

#szlachta is both for security and as bait for mortals because many modern humans actually love beasts it is known #embarrassingly it'd 100% work on me I'd curtsy before the terrifying enbies all they want if it meant getting to see a dragon #There was a plan for liturgical vestments and I even got halfway through but it felt far too classy and tasteful for them #which is why this took so long (in addition to me learning to use photoshop's color dynamics :')#For some context Anya is like... normal sized? Its Cyril who is very long at almost 2m even without weird legs #its not even vicissitude he was this tall in life too #so he can terrorize everyone by putting their stuff on top of kitchen cabinets #incase his foreboding wet aura and the threat of interior decorating prove insufficient #vtm #tzimisce #King Slayers #palla grande tag #my art #my ocs

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