#HELP HELP ME HEEEEELL

[critterishere]

hump anon here, tucking you in... not to hump you... promise... 😈😈😈 /lh

WHAT

[solearobservatory]

West Virginia saw a bear in his backyard and was really excited to tell Virginia about it. Virginia also saw the same bear, actually. So had Kentucky, and Ohio. Turns out it was wandering all around town the whole day. West was kinda bummed he didn't get to brag about seeing a bear. It was, like, the one cool thing that happened to him that week. He can't have shit.

[sunlightfeeling]

because i just have to [sub credit: no100 subs]

Baby SMAP: 2012.10.28

[tonycries]

HIIII METAL AU NONIE HERE (idk if the original actually ever sent my apolo cheese if it did and i’m being annoying about it 😞) BUT HERE IT IS

they’re a metalcore/sometimes hardcore band called “cursed heaven”

* geto: bass and lead vocals

- voice claim: anthony martinez of dark divine (smooth singing vocals that can transition to a clean ass fry) (also look at him and TELL MEEE that’s not geto vibes)

- STROOOOONG ASS VOCALS this man’s belt is sooooooo powerful PUT HIM ON BROADWAYYYYYYY

* does main singing vocals and some screams

- geto’s solo vocals song: perfect soul by spiritbox

- (is also dating popstar!gojo but shhhh)

* sukuna: rythm guitar and backing vocals

- voice claim- lochie keogh of alpha wolf (NAAAAASTY CRUNCHY SHIT HEEEEELL YEAH) and/or will ramos of lorna shore (PIG SCREAM BABYYY)

- pretty much only does screams/fry but DAMN

- solo vocals song: basically any alpha wolf song but specifically a terrible day for rain

* choso: drummer :)

- accidentally hit someone when he threw a stick to the crowd and now he goes to the barricade and hands them out 😭

- very sweet with the fans

- drumming style: maxx danziger of set it off (chaotic as FHUCK)

- DOUBLE KICK PROFESSIONAL IT’S FUCKING NAAAAAASTY

* megumi: lead guitar and does some vocals when he wants to

- voice claim: brian garris of knocked loose (cronchy shit. higher range than sukuna but on the same level)

some songs that kind of give the vibe i imagine them having:

- the reaper by dark divine

- soft spine by spiritbox

- perfect soul by spiritbox (geto’s song 🤤)

- hive mind by dark divine

- daggers by we came as romans

- a different shade of misery by acres

- blinding faith by knocked loose (megumi’s typa thing if he ever did vocals)

- dancing with the dead by crown the empire

- a terrible day for rain (sukuna’s song)

OH MY GOODNESS WE HAVE A METAL NONNIE- DO YOU KNOWWWW HOW MUCH I LOVE METAL 😩😩

OUUUU I'd love to see them in that metal get up n' streaming eyeliner just belting ngh- threesum with metal!Geto and pop!Gojo WHEN???

Cho would def be the sweetest mhm I see it- tell me why I'm also seeing manager!Nanami who lowk helps with the production sometimes, mans a closet metalhead 😤😤

[liffy-feelin-jiffy]

Coroika Gorai headcanons

Rider had typically been more closed off about his sexuality, for reasons he decided to keep to himself as they mostly originate from insecurities, but also because he actually hadn’t known he genuinely likes guys the way he thought he liked girls for the longest time in his life. It wasn’t until he was 15 in a half, and having gotten to know Goggles a lot more at the time did he realize that he likes guys in more ways he initially thought he did. It didn’t help when the devastating realization came to him that he had a crush on a specific blue idiot boy… a hard crush as a matter of fact. Like, I’m talking head over heels kind of stuff, Spiderverse Gwen syndrome. Mans is tripping on his own feet because he can’t stop thinking about that scatterbrain for the life of him. Goggles is in every corner of his mind, he’s in the reflections in the windows of the subway, his bubbly laughs can be heard through the soft breeze like bird song. Rider always looks at the Pilot Goggled buffoon’s empty hands, willing everything in himself not to take it and intertwine their fingers together like thread sewing fabric, and he clenches his own hands into tight fists whenever he’s away from him and the thought of hand holding comes to mind. He’s so in love, he wants to kiss that stupid little weirdo’s face it’s making him look like the biggest dumbass that’s ever been born-

Sorry I got a little too into it there I guess. Whether you wanna take all that seriously or not is your choice of poison.

Anyways, yeah, once Rider finds out he’s literally in love with the squid who deadass flashed him to the public during their first match back in the Plaza, it’s not going so well for him. Why in the world would he start getting all blushy and feely for that absolute moron? What possessed him into developing feelings for that over-ecstatic boy with tentacles as blue as the shining sea? With a goofy smile so bright that it rivals the very sun? With such inspiring optimism that Rider can only dream of possessing-

😑

Oh, who was he kidding.

What makes it worse is that his crush on Goggles actually started back when he was teaching blue team how to train to fight against Skull, hence adding onto his seemingly territorial behavior on Gogs when Skull eagerly said he wanted to fight team blue again. Jealous much? Lmao. It gets even funnier when he and Goggles both end up crushing on Skull too BAHAHA (I believe in fixing love triangles/squares with the power of POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS. SKULLAMIGORAI FOR LIFE✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻)

For the longest time he tried to repel what he considered were “intrusive thoughts” of Goggles. He’d try gaslighting himself that he’s someone Goggles would never find that kind of interest in; maybe he already has someone else, like a guy or girl, he’s bi after all, isn’t he? He and Goggles would never work anyways, Rider’s personality was too serious to match with Goggle’s boisterous and colorful character even though he’d be willing to undergo any more bullsquit imaginable if it meant he’d get to spend the rest of his days with the blue buffoon. He doesn’t see him that way, they wouldn’t mesh well together, Goggles deserved to have someone nicer than he was, etc.

This kept going on for a little while, until eventually Aloha finds out—it’s a long story—and accidentally rats Rider out to his sister and momma—that’s an even longer story, and they both enthusiastically try to coerce him into confessing from there.

Aloha: “You should write him a song and play it for him-!”

Rider: “Bitch heeeeell no”

Rider’s mom: “why not make him something? Like bake a cake or a pie for him as a gift”

Rider: “did you forget what happened last time? what happened to having me banned from using the oven???”

This was all meanwhile Goggles was actually having a secondary crisis of his own. Not the extent Rider had, but all through the Turf War and Ranked Battle Tournaments to his journey with Sheldon to find the treasure, he’d been quite distracted needless to say.

Compared to Rider, Goggles was plenty more laid back and wasn’t shy about his sexuality, though he didn’t ever tell anyone his sexual/romantic orientation that much, so it lead to everyone believing that he was a gay squiddo—though he was really bi and had an equal preference for both boys and girls. There’s still not a lot of people who know he’s bi because he never tells anybody, and if he ever does it would be like discovering rare dialogue in a video game. Even though he has little interest in pursuing a love life, he still kinda had some hope in finding that special someone that he would get to spend the rest of his life with. He tried one time with a girl back in Inkopolis plaza (before the events of the manga) but it ended kinda rocky and he kinda tried to distance himself from relationships for a while until he moved on and kinda just went like “if it happens, it happens.”

Again, his crush was more mellow compared to Rider’s, or at least it started out mellow before eventually growing into a deep sweet longing for his companionship. Goggle’s crush started off typical, thinking that Rider was all handsome, strong, total dreamboat kinda guy. After they’d gotten to know each other some more, and upon moving to the Square did Goggles really have a thing for him. Even the rest of the blue team began to notice. His interest in him peaked when Rider stopped him before his battle against Team Emperor and told him “watch the next semi finals match closely. Because you’re gonna be facing against me in the finals.”

Can you tell that these are my favorite panels because ho mine gosh

Goggles wasn’t as insecure as Rider was in terms of self esteem, but he also came up with the thoughts that Rider wouldn’t see him like that, too. He even worried that Rider would’ve been disgusted if he told him ����. He wanted to at least keep their friendship together so he was just like “I like you a lot and I admire you to no end but I understand that it may never really come to that so I’ll just support you and admire you for all your grace from afar. 😁”

Hope you enjoyed this cuz now I’m eepy and I’m gonna take a nap. I’ve got college now and I didn’t get enough sleep last night because my adhd will never love me.

(Edited a few things in here. Hope you like the changes better!)

[talkingteardrop]

something I found in the hallway HELP ME 😭 MY SIBLINGS ARE SO CHAOTIC

PH HEEEEELL NAAAAW

[greenorangevioletgrass]

Sam x reader and he's the first person to ever go down on her and she's just... shook? ❤️🥺

aw HEEEEELL yes! also idk how to write a short blurb skdhskhd but happy reading!

warnings: drinking, banters, oral (f), reader is one prideful bish lol

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"Nobody?" Sam echoes your last word incredulously, shifting in his seat so he's facing you. "You're kidding."

"I'm serious." you take a swig from your beer bottle.

He scowls in disapproval. "Some shitty-ass men you've been dating, huh?"

"Oh, come on. Some of them are... They're either not into it, or they're not very good at the other stuff, so I didn't even bother."

"Exactly! Sounds pretty shitty to me." he looks at you pointedly.

You just roll your eyes at this man before you. "Besides, I've been without it all this time, I think I'm fine."

"Aw, Y/N..." he tuts in sympathy. "You're missing out on so much."

"And how would you know that?" you challenge him, looking him straight in the eyes.

He meets your gaze and he doesn't waver. He's still in that cocksure Sam Wilson mode. "Uh, because I genuinely like going down on a girl? And girls genuinely enjoy what I do?"

Maybe it's the buzz from the alcohol. Maybe it's the banter that makes you feel like at home (even though you're on the floor of your hotel room in Seoul) and that you've known each other forever (it's only been a week since the mission's first brief and your first meeting.) But he has piqued your curiosity; as much as you're doing fine without it, you also wonder what it feels like. Whether it's as good as people make it out to be.

And whether Sam lives up to his expectations.

"Really? What do you do?" you cross your arms in challenge.

"How 'bout I just show you?" he throws it out there as casually, although you don't miss his eyes glancing down at your cleavage.

"Be my guest." you set your beer bottle aside.

He does the same, scoots over, and leans in to kiss you.

It got very real very quickly, and it takes you everything to coolly put a stopping hand on his broad chest.

"I thought you were gonna show me how you go down on a girl?"

"Don't worry, we'll get there," he reassures you with his signature smile. "If you're up for it, of course."

"Oh. Sure." your hand relaxes, smooths down his t-shirt.

He takes a good look at you, like he's making sure you want this, and only closes the space between your lips when you find yourself leaning into him, too.

Sam kisses with ease. It's easy to forget how nervous you actually are, being more intimate than you've ever had with anyone. It's easy to follow the flowing rhythm of his languid kiss, his resting palm on the side of your face.

"Let me know if you wanna tap out," he murmurs softly against your mouth.

Ever so thoughtful, this fella. You can't help but smile teasingly. "What, and miss out on your state secret?"

You share a quiet laughter as he deepens the kiss again. A subtle way of saying, we're doing this. He indulges himself on your lips before wandering along your jaw, down your neck, with his teeth grazing and tongue soothing your skin.

Not in apprehension, but in wanting more.

God, you forgot what it's like to be kissed like this.

His hand trails up your knee, drawing featherlight invisible patterns as he pushes the hem of your dress up. It coincides with him biting your neck, and your breath hitches.

"Get on the bed."

You don't waste any moment to sit on the edge of the bed behind you, making way for him to kneel between your legs.

He pays attention to your inner thighs the same way he did your neck. Unhurried kisses, unfaltering hickeys, unfazed pace to makes you buck into him.

His finger finds your panties, damp with arousal, and he can't help but trace the outline of your nether lips there.

"Anyone ever made you wet before they even touch you here?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Yeah, you definitely need better men," he offhandedly comments while helping you out of your underwear.

You cradle the back of his head as he nears your core. "Sam, what if I'm not... good?"

He smiles in reassurance. "You can't not be good. Just sit back and relax. I got you."

And then kisses you down there with the same ease he did earlier, boldly tasting your wet folds and licking your swollen bud in a way that steals your breath.

"Oh."

"See? You're doing so good, baby," he hums into you, and the vibration is driving you a little mad.

Soon he's got both of his hands on your ass, pulling you in while he devours you. Warm tongue running up and down your slit, and swirling your clit, and fucking your pussy until he finds the thing that makes you sing.

And he's been there for ages. You briefly wonder if he's getting tired of eating you out. And it's completely okay if he is; you know it takes a lot to make you come and--

"God, I could do this forever..." you hear him mutter, although you're not entirely sure if he's talking to you or just to himself.

But as you grind your hips, he delves even closer and takes everything you give him with like he's craving for it. Picking up the pace he's on your clit and letting his beard burn deliciously with the growing burning in your core.

Your breaths grow ragged and the moans you let out are increasingly more desperate. "Sam... Fuck, I'm gonna-- I'm close..."

"Let go, baby. I got you," he replies immediately, and sucks your clit until you fall apart under him.

Gushing, trembling, convulsing against him.

And the feeling doesn't go away. Not completely. Not when you feel Sam's finger entering you, stretching you in a way that his tongue couldn't. And it takes you an extra few seconds to realize that he's still going.

"What?" He looks up at you. "You don't think I'mma get you off just once, right?"

You look at him, speechless.

"Just lie back. I ain't done with you yet." he winks and then sinks another finger into you. Pumping it in and out while his tongue circles your already sensitive nub.

It really doesn't take long to send you over the edge the second time. Your orgasm takes over in a violent wave and you have to push his head away for a little break.

He crawls over you and plants a kiss, chaste but filthy with arousal at the same time, with a cocky grin. "How'd I do?"

"Ugh, you know how you did," you groan, too prideful to admit. "I don't suppose you're a good fuck too, huh?"

"Only the best, baby. Want me to show you how it's done?"

"Sure. Just out of curiosity."

He looks at you as if saying he knows what you mean. It's not like you're trying to hide it either. But he just said, "Sure. Out of curiosity."

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[too-scared-to-do-this]

Of the Devil’s head

(Bonus) Chapter fourteen - In search for Happiness

Sander’s sides fanfiction

Wordcount: 2228

Ship: prinxiety 

TW: cursing, hurt, very vague description of sickness and dying, Remi being my version of Remi, some cute angst I guess - but not really. If anything else, just let me know :3

Summary of the whole story: They say, the one that wears the crown rules all - the living, the dead, the walking, the crawling, the rooted, the sane and the mad. They say, once you own the crown, you become the  most powerful being on Earth and beyond. Roman’s stolen bigger things - a measly little crown won’t present a problem, even if he has to steel it straight off of the devils head!

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Chapter fourteen - In search for Happiness

It’s been four years since Roman left Hell.

Four years since he last saw his bellowed Devil. Virgil.

How nice that name rang in his head. He smiled to himself as he pushed yet another branch out of his way. The forest seemed to have gotten thicker since the last time he walked this rout. (Which was like two weeks ago.)

It’s become somewhat of a habit - walking around the kingdom looking for the entrance every couple of weeks - after he didn’t find it in the forest the next time he went.

Apparently, those signs weren’t bullshit after all. The entrance relocated as often as the moon changed positions…

But Roman made a promise. And when this former thief makes a promise, he keeps it.

So he pushed on, branch after branch, tear in the shirt, a thorn in the palm.

He just hoped the signs would actually show up at some point and his search wouldn’t end up, once again, useless.

It was getting colder, the sun setting through the crowns of the threes. Roman looked up for a second. He would have to turn back soon-

Aaaand he was falling.

Where? He had no idea. How? Not sure. Why? Again, he was clueless. But was he screaming? Without a doubt. “Fucking Heeeeell!!!!”

“Ow…” he hit the ground with a thud. It must have been at least a couple of feet that he fell. How the hell did he not break anything?

Wait! He moved his libs cautiously. No. Nothing broken. But bruised and purple in the next few hours, for sure!

God, his lungs hurt! The impact knocked the air out of them. He rolled onto his back.

And now, Roman was just laying clueless, looking at the irregular ceiling of the whole. With spears pointed at him.

“Am…” he swallowed. “Hi.”

At least he knew where he was now.

The Demons didn’t even budge. just stared at him with all their weird eyes.

“-and that just made him redder! like, hon, you literally can’t imagine! He was red! I’m telling ya! Red!  And then I said, ‘It’s not like I was talking about his dic- oh my Hades!”

Oh, beautiful Persephone… Why?

“No way! You actually came back! What a fucking surprise!” Remi crouched over the poor being. “I didn’t expect to see you ever again. Nobody did honestly. You seemed too… how would I say this - simple minded? - to find your way back? But look at you! In parts but in Hell!”

“You know this thing?” one of the guards granted.

Remi turned to him, all offended. “Excuse me - know? I not just know him! We’re good friends! So step back, idiots. He’s under my protection.”

“Gods, I forgot you even existed…” Roman groaned collecting all his bones off of the floor.

Remi just grinned. “Love you too, boo. You’ll take me out for a coffee as thanks.”

“What, you can walk freely in and out of Hell now?” the former thief once agan groaned as he sat up fully.

“Give it a couple of years and I will! But anyways, it’s good that you’re here.”

“Really?”

“Oh yeah! The guards were starting to bore me.”

“Well.” why was he not even surprised? “Where’s Virgil?”

“Oh yeaaah, he’s still alive. I completely forgot about him.”

“How can you forget about your own Devil?”

Remi shrugged, glasses somehow glistening even though there was literally no light down here. “He’s not much of a Devil now. More like what’s left of him.”

Roman’s brows furrowed. He pushed himself onto his feet, wincing a little. Maybe not broken, but pretty hurt. “What do you mean?”

“He’s an idiot, that’s what I mean.” the Demon shrugged again, fanged grin sliding back onto place. “Aaanyways!” he started walking of to Gods-know-where. Roman hurried after as fast as he could. “How much did you hear after you fell? Cause, like, it get’s juicy and I don’t want any missing details!”

“Am… Where are we going exactly? Are you taking me to him? And, what are you talking about?”

“Whatever. I’ll just start from the beginning! So, there I was all like-“

An interesting fact about the Human brain is that it is able to shut out everything once you are deep enough in thoughts. But, no matter how loud your thoughts get, or how deep you dig yourself, you can’t shut out Remington.

So Roman had no choice but to listen to that annoying being yapping on about - surprise, surprise - coffee.

It’s been four years. Makes you wonder how longs he’s been chewing people’s ears of with his “struggles”.

The liveling’s sense of time wasn’t the greatest. But he’s sure it’s been more then an hour that they’ve been walking. It must have been! Right?

It was ten minutes. But Roman didn’t know that.

It wasn’t even Remi’s fault. He kinda liked the guy. In a twisted, self-deprecating way.

“-oh yeah! And he was like ‘Well if you want it so bad! Why don’t you just go and get some?! And I was like ‘I can’t! I’m fucking stuck in Hell! And that was meant as literally as metaphorically, believe me! But anyways.” the demon stopped. “This is you. Enjoy him while you can!”

“You’re not coming?”

“Oh nooo! I don’t want to be around that slump. He bums me out!” Remi shook his head vehemently. And the murmured something under his breath that roman just barely caught. “Besides, I can hear him thinking even from hear. I don’t need to be that close.”

“So… I can just walk in?”

“Oh, sure babe! You’ve got nothing better to do anyways. Unlike me. So, byeeeee!” and he was off, long strides across the endless hallway. His hips moving completely over-done with every step.

Roman gulped. Looked at the giant wooden double door.

He’s been waiting for this exact moment for the past four years. Behind these doors was the being he loved.

He didn’t even hesitate.

With much more force then he expected to need he pushed the doors open and walked in.

The familiarity of this place was truly scare. His eyes glided over the place he tried to hide behind the stone beams. The place they sat together, him admiring the beautiful sight of Virgil’s wings. (Somewhere in the background he heard a tiny hiss, but he didn’t really register it.)    

The magnificent high ceiling.

And the throne. The cold, uncomfortable stone throne. And on it, Virgil. Cooped up in a loose ball, his back to Roman.

Roman couldn’t help the happy laugh that bubble out of him. “Virgil!”

The being stiffened. Was that… could that really be…? He sat up, too fast for his body’s liking and turned his head towards the voice. He gasped quietly and shakily. “You…”

And there he was, the most beautiful and kindest creature Roman has ever seen. Looking at him with his wide cloudy eyes as if he was a dream. And all that idiot managed to say was: “You look like shit.”

Virgil just raised an amused eyebrow. “Thanks, but you’re not better yourself.”

“Ah well, you know. I just went through literal Hell to get to you.”

“I’ve been living in ‘literal Hell’ all my life. I think I win.” the Devil snickered, ending with a cough. “But seriously. You gotta get those scars checked out. I’ll call for the medics.” he pushed himself off of that throne, made two steps and fell backwards. Back against the throne. “Yeah. Maybe not.”

“Gods, what happened to you?” Romans worried voice rang through the whole place. “I though Devil’s are supposed to be immortal!” he rushed over to the being.

“Ah well, you know. Not when there’s a Human running around with their name constantly on his mind.” V shrugged. As if it was nothing. As if the fact that his non-life wasn’t about to end in like a year. It was supposed to be a least twelve years of life - apparently roman couldn’t get him out of his head, not even for a moment.

“So… You’re dying?”

“Kinda, I guess?”

“But… if the name is so important, why did you tell me?”

“Am… I kinda saved your soul after you left? I erased yours so you’d be able to go to Heaven once you actually die. I didn’t really think you’d come back. And living millennia knowing you won’t ever see someone you love…” the Devil cast his eyes down. “…yeah…”

“You erased my name from your memory?”

“Yeah.”

“That annoying little demon was right. You’re a complete moron.” Roman sighed exhasparatedly.

Virgil blinked. “Excuse me, what?”

“You’re an idiot. You’re a complete and utter idiot.”

“Because I tried to save your soul…?”

“What even made you think I’d want to go to heaven?”

The Devil pursed his lips. “Oh, I don’t know. Maybe that panic attack you had when you saw all those damned souls getting tortured?”

Roman stared at him. Eyes cold and face neutral. And then he smacked his lips. “Okay. That’s a valid reason.”

“Well, I know!”

“But still. It doesn’t give you the right to decide for me. I should get to decide where I want to end up. And that’s here. With you.”

Virgil just watched the nameless Human crouching in front of him.

“Besides. I made a promise. And Roman always keeps his promises.” the liveling smiled.

Roman. Yeah. That was his name.

Suddenly all the memories of him saying Roman’s name rushed back into Virgil’s mind. He loved that name. “Now your soul will forever be doomed to stay here…”

“I don’t really mind actually.” Roman shrugged and settled down next to his demon pulling him close.

The shorter creature instinctively curled up at his side. He missed this. He missed him.

“So, there’s no curing you?”

“Not that I know off…” Virgil shrugged sadly. “I’m sorry…”

Roman pulled him even closer, careful with how fragile his dear seemed. “We’ll come up with something. I promise.”

“And you always keep your promises.”

“Yes, I do!” Roman grinned.

A moment of silence comfortable silence passed. Full of happiness but heavy with fear of what’s next… Then the former thief asked: “Was there a moment you regrated erasing my name?”

“Hm.” that signature nose-laugh. Roman missed that. “A couple actually. I really wanted to believe you’d come back eventually. The first time I ran straight to Remington and begged him to tell me your name.”

“And?”

“And I said: ‘I donno, who cares?’” Remi stepped through the open doors, hips swinging - like the true deva he is. Something in his hands. “No offence, hon, but I forgot the moment you mentioned it. Unlike me, you’re not the most memorable.”

“And yet you remember me.” Roman smirked.

“Agh. You disgust me, Human.”

The sitting pair just laughed. “What’s up Remi? Haven’t seen you around much.” Virgil asked, voice noticeably weaker than the last time Remi had heart it.

“Look what I’ve got.” he grinned letting the thing he was holding fall to their feet with a loud bang. A book.

Remi sat down in front of it. “You were getting really annoying with that ‘I’m so dying’ act. Honestly, Virgie, you were even more boring than before this thing showed up.” he rolled his eyes, nodding towards Roman. “So, I actually read a book. God I was so bored! But anyways, you see, in my reading -“

“Wait, you actually read?” V’s expression was so surprised it almost made Roman laugh. But he had the decency the at least conseil it as a cough.

“Well, I forced the souls to read it for me and then threw them into the pit if it wasn’t interesting enough.

“Now that makes much more sense.” the Devil laughed.

“As I was saying, in my reading, stumbled upon this one. It talks about name-power and all that jazzy stuff.”

“That’s great Remi, but why are you telling us?”

“Just wait a little, will you? I’m getting there! There’s a cure.”

“A cure?” Roman peeped up, eyes and voice both full of hope. “As in to save Virgil?”

“Yeah. Turns out you just gotta say your name again.” Remington shrugged, leaning back. His job was done. Now he could go back to not caring ever again. It is exhausting.

“Well, we did that and nothing.” the Human breathed, happiness flailing away. Virgil also seemed a little more bummed. But the devil never let’s his hopes up high, so they don’t fall too low.

“Hollow-head! Nothing happens overnight! Give it a couple more days. Like a weak or two. And you’ll be good as new.” the demon grinned at the king.

“So he’s going to be okay?” Roman asked shivering with happy anticipation.

“Yes. Now excuse me. I gotta get this back to Gory - I stool it from the library when she wasn’t looking.” Remi stood up clearing his throat. Signature grin in place, book under his armpit.

He was almost out the door when a fleeting thought of Virgil’s caught his ear. “Thank you.”

Remi looked back at the Devil. He was smiling at Roman, who talked animatedly about Hades-knows-what. he hasn’t seen him smile like that in literal forever.

For the first time, Virgil seemed truly happy.

Remi turned back and walked out the door. He wasn’t needed anymore.

“Always.”

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That old chatter-box really cares! He spent month digging through that monstrous library to find anything about the names - but he would never actually admit it.

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Surprise, surpruse!!

A bonus chapter! Because I’m not that cruel XD

But in all honesty, I personally, while loving a good happy end, rather read a story with some open-ended angst. Makes me angry? Yes. Makes me want to come up with all these scenarios it could continue with? Absolutely! So yeah...

I would’ve uploaded this sooner, but had the most full and stressful and yet relaxing week ever (Don’t ask me how that works. I am still confused.), So here it is now :)

Thanks for sticking around guys! Love you! <3

And as always, hope you enjoyed :3

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@lovelivingmydreams

@alice-only-me

[bronwiebear-brad]

Can we get another protective Brad please? Xx

I live for protective Brad, so HEEEEELL YEAH WE CAN !! XX

Her fingers gently running up and down tru his back, the sunscreen leaving a cold sensation. And he hummed in satisfation during his sleep, as she kissed his salty naked shoulders. The sound of the waves, her strokes on his skin smoothly and the warm sun, provinding him the enough confort to relax.

Her eyes landed on the ocean before closing them, inhaling the salt brease and feeling the sun on her skin. Then, she opened her eyes and search for her book inside her tote bag.

As the minutes went by and the sun was higher, it was getting hotter and that made her interupt her reading, close her book and went for a quick dip to cool off. She thought of waking him up and dragging him with her to the water, insisting on the fact that he was very exposed to the sun. But then she remembered how desperate he was a few days ago for this short break to rest and recharge, and that made her take his t-shirt and cover him, at least his legs.

She felt so much better after a short swim. Combing her now wet hair back, she sat by the sea as she always liked to do, leaning back on her arms, just enjoying the golden lines that reflected in the small waves. She smiled seeing two children running by the sea, in their littlr boddies covering with sunscreen and while a poor father got covered with wet sand and a giggling mother filmed the scene.

The little familly's cheerful and contagious moment made her laugh and capture her attention in such way that she didn't even got a change to dodge a very fast ball coming from the other side.

"Perdón...uh I'm so sorry!" A boy crouched down grabbing the ball with one hand and looking at her in pity as she rubbed the outside of her now red thigh in an expression of pain.

Well that is going to leave a mark. She tought.

"It's okay." She said kindly and he friendly smiled. She got ready to get up from the floor but he interrupted her with his hand.

"Here, at least let me help you" The brunette gave his hand to help her up but she politely refused, earning a low grin from the boy. He was enjoying this. And he was enjoying watching her shake the sand out of her legs. "Do you want me to check that?" He leaned in and she turned around, preventing him from looking.

"No-no! It's fine, thanks." Again, she smiled kindly and politely as posible.  

"Are you sure? It's my day off but I'm uh...salvavidas... a lifeguard!" He smirked and winked at her and she cringed. His intire male group watching and whisteling from afar at the interaction. And that made her uncomfortable.

"She said it was fine. So piss off!" Brad's voice made her look back and he stood in front of her with a frowing expression and with his sunglasses on."Oi! Are you deaf? Dejala sola! Andate!" He clicked his tongue and the boy raised his arms showing truce, turning around with the ball at his feet and disappearing running.

She hugged his neck and he turned around. After a sweet peck on his slightly burned nose, that make him look extremely cute, she thanked him and stole his sunglasses.

"I can't even take you to bloody Spain without the worry of guys hitting on you" He hugged her waist and pushed her closer to his warm chest.

"You don't have to worry about that, specially when you just shouted angrily in spanish" She smiled, fingers playing with the small locks on the back of his head. "That was... very hot!" She wiggled her eyebrows funny and he giggled.

"Guess I'm the lucky dude who's about the kiss the... más bonita... and hottest woman in this beach!" He smiled and pecked her salty lips. When they pulled back she looked at his face for a few seconds, smiling and admiring the most adorable, handsome man. "And also, the one who's about to get her wet!" He warned her smirking and quickly lifted her from the floor.

"No no no no, Bradley!" She warned him screaming while her legs kicked the air defeatedly. And he mischievously smiled, running into the ocean with her in his arms. "Please babe" She tried to pout and make the most adorable puppy eyes but he pretended to drop her. "No no!" She held his shoulders harder and he laughed.

"Can I get a kiss then?" He asked and her face lit up. Easy, she tought. Quickly grabing his cheeks and moving his face to kiss him.

Well the kiss didn't last seconds since the boy decided to drop both bodies into the cold water and swim away from her, after her threats of revenge and splashes of water.

[ofstarsandvibranium]

Tug of War

Fandom: Star Wars (Modern AU)

Pairing: Poe Dameron x Rey x GN!Reader x Finn

Summary: You come home from being a few weeks away and your boyfriends and girlfriend really missed you.

When you touched ground after being away from your significant others for long, you let out a loud and long sigh. You missed them so much.

You grabbed your luggage and exited the terminal along with other people. As soon as you entered the main lobby of the airport, you spot balloons and a big sign with your name on it.

“There they are!” You heard Rey exclaim and within seconds, three pairs of arms encircle you.

“Woah! Hey, guys!” You greet with a laugh.

You feel lips on both side of your cheeks and then a pair on your lips, “Don’t ever leave us for that long again, babe,” Poe says with a relieved smile and you can’t help but roll your eyes. He’s always so dramatic.

“Poe, I was gone for a couple of weeks. You act like I was gone for a year.” You ruffled his black curly mop hair.

Finn chimed in, “It felt like forever. Poe kept moping like a puppy. It was really annoying Rey and I.”

Poe pulled away from you and pushed Finn, making you and your girlfriend chuckle, “I wasn’t moping!”

“Yes, you were!” Rey agrees and then pecks your lips, “Anyway, let’s go boys. I’m sure Y/N is tired from the flight.”

You hummed and wrapped your arm around Rey’s waist, “This is why I love you the most.” And you both started heading towards the car.

Finn and Poe scrambled after you with a “Hey!”

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When you got back to the home that all four of you shared, Rey insisted you go nap while they make lunch for you. And, because Poe was being such a mopey puppy, she also allowed Poe to join you while she and Finn cooked. Poe was extremely excited and grateful.

So when Poe watched as you changed out of your airport clothes and into something comfier, he just felt so full again. His family was back together again.

You slid into your bed beside Poe, immediately resting your head against his chest and he kissed your head, “Back where you should be.”

You chuckled, “So it seems. You’re completely lost without me, aren’t ya, Dameron?”

He scoffed, “Not lost...just really sad.”

You crane your head up and peck his lips, “I love you.”

“Love you too.”

Two hours later, Finn and Rey had made an entire feast for you. The table was all set up and all they needed was you and Poe. They both crept into your bedroom and peeked in. The sight they saw made their hearts all a flutter. You and Poe were curled up in each other arms looking completely content in dreamland.

Finn quietly moved towards the bed and shook Poe, “Babe, wake up.”

Poe groaned, swatting Finn’s hands away, “Go ‘way.”

“Man, come on. Wake up. Rey and I finished cooking. Y/N needs to eat.”

“No.” Poe mumbled, nuzzling his face in your neck.

Rey snort and made a Finn step aside. She then grabbed Poe’s arm and yanked him back, causing him to help and fall onto the floor.

“What the heeeeell?” He moaned into the carpet.

Finn helped his boyfriend up while Rey slowly shook you awake, “Love, it’s time to wake up. Food��s ready.”

Slowly, your eyes opened and you sat up, “Foooood,” you mumbled.

Poe sat up and whined, “Nooo! Sleep! That’s not fair! We were sleeping!”

“Honey, I’m hungry though.”

He pouted, “Okay.” And he followed you, Rey, and Finn our to the dining room.

You gasped when you saw the layout of the table. Wow. They really did make a feast for you. You kissed both of them on the lips, “Thank you so much. You didn’t need to do this for me.”

“Of course we did. We missed you.” Finn said with a big smile, he then grabbed your arm and sat you down, “You’ll sit between Rey and I.”

Poe opened his mouth to protest but Rey shot him a look, “You’ve already had them for two hours. It’s our turn.” They were right but he didn’t like it.

During dinner, you found your head resting against Finn’s shoulder, a glass of your favorite alcoholic beverage in your hand. The other hand was intertwined with Rey’s. Poe sat across from the three of you, staring at his loves. The buzz from the alcohol was making you feel far more relaxed now, your body feeling so light and limp, you’re sure you’ll float away if Rey hadn’t been holding onto you. 

“Y/N, why don’t you and I go take a shower while these two clean up?” Finn asked, already standing up and offering a hand to you. 

Rey scoffed, “Excuse me, but I did most of the cooking! I think you and Poe should clean all this up!”

“I agree,” Poe chimed in with a smirk. 

“Dude!” Finn cried out in betrayal and groaned, “Fine. Fine. But they get to sleep with me tonight.”

“No way!”

“No!”

You couldn’t help but chuckle, “You three are treating me like a toy you don’t wanna share.” you stood up, wiping your hands on a napkin, “Rey and I will shower. You boys will clean up. Afterwards, we’ll curl up on the couch and watch a movie. Then, when the time comes, I’ll sleep in Finn’s room.”

“HAH!” your boyfriend cried out in victory. He then pecked your cheek when you gave him a stern look, “Sorry. Love you. Let’s go, Poe.” he rushes by, grabbing some dishes with one hand and hold of his boyfriend’s hand with the other, pulling him towards the kitchen to get started on dishes. 

You and Rey giggled with each other as you head towards the bathroom, “Children, those two,” she said. 

“But we love ‘em.”

She sighed, “Yeah, we do. And we love you,” she kisses your lips and sighs when she pulls away, “If it’s possible, don’t go on another business trip that’ll keep you away from us for weeks. We hate being here without you.”

You cupped your girlfriend’s face so lovingly and gave a chaste kiss to her lips again, “I’ll try.”

Oh your loves. Your childish, clingy, barely functioning without you, loves. Oh how you adore them even if they like to play tug of war with you.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #304

“she’s got a hold on me  /  maybe she is just what they want me to be”

How many foreign friends do you have? Only one that I know of that actually immigrated into America in their life. I think. In which countries do they live? She was born in Asia, either China or Japan. What was your dream birthday party as a kid? I either wanted to go to the skating rink or Chuck E. Cheese. Have you ever come up with your own game? As a kid, definitely. Whose hand did you hold last? Probably my niece's or nephew's if they were taking me somewhere. What was the last thing you planted? Habaneros, I think. Do you have a green thumb or are you all thumbs with plants? I don't really try with plants because I'm not interested in the maintenance. What or who was the last thing you gossiped about? Does telling your therapist about another person and what they do to stress you out count? lol Any books on your night stand? Wings of Fire: The Brightest Night. Would you ever consider going vegetarian? I was briefly one, but I had to introduce meat back into my diet because I just hate too many foods needed to keep me healthy without meat. I would love love LOVE to go vegan, but I just can't. When's the last time you helped a senior citizen somehow? Probably holding open a door for someone in a wheelchair. What's the most selfless act you have done? I don't know... Maybe letting my mother use all my Christmas and birthday money (which was a lot) to take care of bills to keep us from being evicted and losing the car. She was going to pay me back, but then cancer happened. Have you ever intentionally fed a house spider? No. What makes you feel lucky? The fact I have a roof over my head, food on the table, access to water... That kind of stuff. Never take it for granted. How many Lidls are there in your town? One. Last time you went to Ikea, what did you buy? I don't believe we've ever bought anything from there? But I wouldn't really know. How do you like your favorite beverage? Really cold in a can, heeeeell yeah. What's your big family secret? We don't really have one. What did you think you were good at, until you saw someone else do it? I remember thinking I was the "gifted" artist in school until I met my acquaintance Cailin in the 5th grade, lol. She is SO talented. What is something nice going on in your life right now? My partial hospitalization program is going well. I'm getting more comfortable with talking via things like Zoom, it's a good opportunity for me to socialize with like-minded people almost every day, and I ADORE one of the teachers so much so that I want him to be my normal therapist. I have never in the entirety of my life felt less judged and more cared for from any therapist before him, and it's almost supernatural how easily this man reads people. You could twitch a certain way and he picks it up. I'm ready for him to teach more of the sessions. What was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child? The idea of owning one of those toy crane machines, haha. If I saw one in a store, I would like beeeeg for it. I remember I cried once when I came across one I adored, it was just too expensive, lol. I did eventually get a little one, I think. What's something that you hate, but can't live without? My meds. What skill do you not talk about, because you feel it sounds like bragging? I don't really brag about anything I think I'm good at because I feel bad about it and don't wanna emit a "better than you" vibe. Who's the worst person you've encountered on the Internet? Ahhh, a lovely "friend" nicknamed Shakes. God she hated me. If death wasn't a consequence, what would you try? Probably ride a motorcycle. I'm too scared to risk the possibility of crashing, and those wrecks are nasty. What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? There's this one video of a TV show host thinking the moon was a planet and it was just- What is the worst smell you can remember? This smell was forever branded into my memory as if it was fuckin trauma. When my late dog Teddy had a massive, infected cyst near his ~you know~ and also wore diapers because of incontinence with his age (also keep in mind he had a UTI we couldn't afford to fix, and that smells bad enough), changing the diaper he would wear overnight could, swear to God, be enough to make you puke. It literally came to a point that I personally could no longer do it. It sounds so so bad and selfish, and it probably is, but Mom had to do it before she left and came home from work; she's way less fazed by stuff like that than me. Yes, when we had the money, we got the cyst removed. What song gets better the louder it gets? Only like, every song I enjoy. The louder the better until it becomes obnoxious to others. What's the biggest inconvenience that does NOT ruin your day? Having to pee at like an unnatural frequency? haha What's something everybody should know how to do? Cook... which I don't know how to do. What is a great movie no one knows about? I'unno. I don't really know the success level of most movies unless you see stuff about it everywhere. What type of person could the world use less of? Rapists, pedophiles, monsters like that. What makes you tingle? I have this odd reaction to rubbing my hand while someone is holding it???? idk why????? What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen? Oh MAN, I wish I could remember 'em all. I've seen some goodies. What's easy to learn, but hard to master? God, it's pathetic that my immediate response is related to a video game, haha. Then again it's such a common idea that it's basically a meme in the World of Warcraft community. So, playing hunters in the game. They're argued to be one of the - if not the - easiest classes in the game that requires little to no skill, while as a hunter main, I disagree with the second part firmly. I don't know about the other specializations because I don't play them, but at least in beast mastery, it takes focus and thinking ahead to master your rotation for optimal damage and just to generally be a skilled player of the class. Not to mention you need to watch your pet(s), too. What's something you've changed your opinion on? Wow, LOTS. Tons of political ideas, like my stance on gay rights, transgender folks, etc... If you had a refilling bowl, what would you want it to contain? For some reason my mind immediately jumped to fresh strawberries. I'm picky with the firmness of fruit, so I won't eat them if they're older because ew. If your bedroom had three portals to anywhere, where would they lead? I mean this in the least creepy way possible, but Sara's house so we could actually hang out, Dad's house so I could see him more, and then uhhh South Africa to regularly see meerkitties. You can ask any author one question about their story. What do you ask? Oh, I dunno. I've got some for writers of other media, but I guess by "author," you mean this is for books exclusively. If you have caffeine late in the day, does it cause you to struggle with your sleep? Shit, I wouldn't even know because I essentially always have caffeine in my system. I don't believe it affects me. When you struggle to sleep, what do you do instead? Keep trying to sleep, or more common than not, I do exactly what you shouldn't do and get back on the laptop for a while. Who was the last person you spoke to for the first time? How did you come to speak to this person? My most recent therapist in the PHP. I love love love him. The therapists rotate the days they teach, and he was the last one I met. Are there any TV shows from your childhood that you still watch today? I'm not opposed to it if I actually watched television. Do you enjoy buying gifts for other people, or do you never know what to buy them? If I actually have the money to, omg yes. I honestly do think I create or buy very thoughtful gifts, and I just really enjoy reminding other people that I love and think about them. Who were you with the last time you went out for a meal? My sisters, Mom, and I went to the Cheesecake Factory for my birthday dinner. That place has come to oust Olive Garden as my favorite restaurant, haha. What’s the last thing you watched on TV? Is this a programme you watch regularly? I believe it was this amateur cooking show called Nailed It!, I think it was, with my mom when I sat in the living room with her for dinner one night. Do you have a favorite documentary subject (eg. nature, celebrities, history, crime)? Absolutely animals. Does having to wear a mask stop you from doing anything, just because you dislike them or find them uncomfortable? Do not fucking talk to me if you're anti-mask. If I set foot in public, I'm wearing a mask like a goddamn considerate human being. Do you prefer zip-up or overhead hoodies? Overhead. I really dislike the appearance of zippers on them. If you have a yard or garden, how much time do you spend out there? N/A When was the last time someone bought you flowers? What was the occasion? I think it was the first time Tyler came to my house. This was quite a few years ago. When was the last time you stayed overnight away from home? Was this with friends, family or in a hotel somewhere? What was the occasion? Hell, I'm pretty sure I haven't slept over anywhere since the last time I was visiting Sara, which was like, two years ago. What’s your favorite period to learn about in history? What got you interested in this particular era? The Renaissance; I always found it to be an attractive subject, art being in its "glory days" and all. My Art History course in college really hooked me in. What is the smallest thing you lose your temper over instantly? Homophobic bullshit. What's a job that doesn't get enough respect? As others have said before me, teachers might just top the list. The shit they gotta put up with for so little pay... What did you take for granted until you visited another country? I've never left America, so I wouldn't know. Who is your favorite scientist and why? I don't have a favorite; I don't know nearly enough about any. Do you prefer emoticons or emoji? I'm from the emoticons era, so I'm biased, haha. How did you meet your pet? Roman was the kitten of one of my sister's mother-in-law's females. They have quite a cat problem and wanted to adopt the kittens out, and Mom knew I desperately wanted a cat, so there we go. One day when we were over there, she showed me the kittens, and Roman caught my eye instantly with his beautiful blue eyes. Venus, I "met" via the Morph Market, a reptile hub website for selling, as the name implies, reptiles that are generally morphs of their species. I was clicking through the genes, keeping my price ceiling in mind, and really fell in love with champagnes, and I thought Venus in specific was just absolutely beautiful. I officially met her as a little thing mailed to me, and she was and still is just the sweetest. I wanna point out that when I chose Venus, I hadn't the slightest idea that champagnes harbored "the spider gene," as otherwise I would have avoided adopting her and feeding the market. Regardless, I love her to death and wouldn't trade her out. Did/Do you have any PEZ dispensers? I did as a kiddo, yeah. Do you enjoy erotic stories? If so, do you read them or write them? No; they make me really uncomfortable. When writing RP, some scenes can get sexual, but I have my limits for sure and know when to stop writing and just time-skip. If you had to choose, which one would you rather have: a pet or a baby? Keep the baby away from me. Gimme a plains hognose or tarantula, please. ^Why did you choose the one you chose? I don't want kids at all but would love the mentioned animals as pets. Do you live with your parents or on your own/with a partner? I live with my mother. What's the car of your dreams? I don't have a "dream car." Have you ever witnessed something or someone die? Animals, yes. Has anyone ever told you that you snore or talk in your sleep? I don't snore, but I talk a LOT. Do you have any houseplants? No. Are you more on a laptop or a desktop computer? I only have a laptop, and I prefer them for portability's sake. If you could do absolutely anything, what would you like to do the most? Entirely leave behind my anxiety, probably. Or PTSD. Do you think your parents raised you well? Yeah. Dad didn't really take much part in "raising" us/enforcing rules and stuff, but hey, my sisters and I wound up being good people. Do you have a Facebook? Yeah. Do you know any of your neighbors? Definitely not well. We haven't lived here long at all. Does/did any of your relatives have an interesting, nowadays unusual job? I'm sure somebody does. Have you met your ideal partner yet? I think so. Have you had a serious relationship yet? If so, how many? Yeah, two. Do you enjoy books, magazines or comic books the most? Books. Are your parents old-fashioned or up-to-date about certain things? Dad is more old-fashioned I think, while Mom is pretty up-to-date. Do you or did you at some point keep a diary? I very briefly did on a few occasions. I always had a journal I wrote in during all my hospital stays. Have you ever upcycled trash into useful items? I remember I once followed this craft idea on Animal Planet where you turn a milk jug into a bird house. We never got any birds in it, though. Which color Skittle do you like best? The only right answer is red. What’s your favorite element? Of the classic four, fire. If you had your own radio show, what would it be like? YIKES, I don't want one. Don't make me talk in front of (through a radio or not) people. What has been the biggest surprise you’ve ever gotten? An "impossible" breakup over Facebook Messenger lmaoooo. Is there a holiday you can’t stand at all? There aren't any that I "can't stand," but I do hold at least some degree of dislike of ones bastardized by religion. It's disrespectful as fuck. Who is your favorite person in the whole world? My mom. Has there ever been an activity you became obsessed with? I was definitely obsessed with RPing in my early teens. Like, I ALWAYS wanted to be writing it. What has been the strangest place you ran into someone from your past? I can't think of an occurance. What is something people tend to come to you about? Anything related to English and grammar. If applicable, what's the furthest you've traveled because of a hobby? For purely a hobby, definitely not very far, partially because I can't drive or afford travelling via plane or whatever. Do you have souvenirs from other countries? If so, what and from where? N/A What do you do when someone is talking to you about something you don't care about? Pretend to be interested to avoid being rude. Do you have Photoshop installed on your computer? Yeah. Do you put lotion on after you get out of the shower? No, but I need to. Has anyone ever given you a promise ring? No. Do you have any bruises on you? Yeah, on my shin. When getting in Ash's van the other day, I hit it against the thing that helps you step up into the vehicle. Because of my muscle atrophy, I, and I am not kidding, can barely manage to absolutely yank myself up there. And mind you, her van isn't even very high up at all. My legs are just that damn weak. Any changes in appearance lately? Gaining weight is fucking lovely. Who was the last person to call you babe or baby? Probably a gal friend commenting on a selfie or something on Facebook. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Sometimes. Do you actually care about other's problems? Probably too much for my own good. Have you ever gotten a teddy bear from someone? Besides my mom, I don't think so.

[sorin-in-the-sixth-sense]

A list of my favourite fictional grey characters (not in order) SPOILER ALERT!

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

There is a reason why Regina is called «The Evil Queen» She was pure evil. A murderer, a kidnapper, a rapist, how could I like her? Well it wasnt before season 3 I started to like her. It took a lot of time. And I suppose I will never fully love her after she raped Graham for...years... and murdered people - children when she was a tiny bit frustrated. I would even say that she is irredeemable. And I thought her redemtion arc was unrealistic in the beginning, and for God’s sake, she should not have been crowned The Good Queen in season 7. But she tried to change so hard for Henry, she tried to redeem herself. Tried to be a good mother for a change. She saved multiple lives and souls. She didnt completely redeem herself, I must admit it. But she tried so hard and I feel like she deserves something from that. She eventually became a very good mother, even though it was a little late since Henry was already 12 when she became one. She was still a bitter bitch and blamed innocent people for unfortunate things that happened to her (Zelena, Mary Margaret, Emma) but by season 7, she became something more than that. She became half good. Grey. And even though she didnt completely redeem herself, she came close. Also, I love her sassy personality, she should be crowned The Sassy Queen, not The Good Queen.

Rumplestiltskin (Once Upon A Time)

The Dark One who after 7 seasons became one of the greatest heroes in OUAT. The man who was known as the village coward because he ran away from the Ogre War and was too afraid to fight for his wife became one of the bravest men. Like Regina, he was a murderer. He was super manipulative with all his deals and the «all magic comes with a price, dearie» thing. He manipulated people into getting themselves killed. Before he became The Dark One, he was a good man with a pure heart. But the power of the dagger took over him and his heart was all black. He was power sick. He always wanted power, but not for selfish reasons. He felt like he needed power to protect his son Bealfire/Neal and his wife Milah, but when he took that power, the darkness came over him and he, after time, became evil. It wasn’t before he met Belle French his heart showed a little bit of light. As he said, she was his light in an ocean of darkness. Their relationship was problematic and selfish in the beginning. He manipulated her into thinking he changed (which you know i detest *cough* James Potter) Rumple loved power more than he loved her, at least in season 4. He too often chose it over her, until season 6 when he started to properly redeem himself. His redemtion arc took over 300 years but it came in the end. His love for her changed A LOT. In the other seasons, his love was unhealthy and selfish. But in season 6 and 7, he changed a lot. This time it wasnt only for Belle, but Gideon too. They helped him let go of power and in season 7, he tried so hard to get rid of the dagger and the power so that he could live a normal life with his family. And after Belle died, he didn’t return to the dagger or the dark side. He helped the good side to defeat Drizella and the other villians in that season. He even became a father figure to Alice. And in the end he sacrificed himself to save Killian’s (Nook) life. And he got reunited with Belle. He is the most interesting character in OUAT, no doubt there.

Sawyer/James Ford (LOST)

Sawyer is without a doubt one of my fave characters from LOST (after Charlie and John) in his background, he was a thief and manipulated woman to believe he loved them, just to take all their money. (Maybe except Cassidy, since he fell in love with her later, but he still manipulated her AND got her pregnant) He’s a real asshole. Buuut - then he became an entirely different (and better) man. He meets Kate Austen and I feel like his love for her changes his character. In the beginning he was a bit of a perve with her (i mean, walking straight towards her completely naked...) he doesnt develope much in the 1 season, but later (beginning in the 3 season) he becomes quite selfless and protective. In season (was it 4? I dont quite remember) he falls in love again with Juliet Burke, and heeeeell, she was good for him. He also developes a nice relationship with Claire Littleton (platonic) he becomes protective of her. He attemts to comfort Hurley after Charlie’s death. In the rest of the seasons he is the born leader. He puts the team before himself (like when he sacrificed his chance to escape the Island) and in the paralell universe he is absolutely the best.

Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)

Okay, no he’s not exactly a grey character since he’s a lot more dark than light, but I love him too much to not put him here. Differently from the other character I’ve mentioned above, Heathcliff doesnt have a redemtion. He died an awful person. He abused and manipulated a lot of people. Before he became this asshole, he was a much better person. He was an ass to those who deserved it (Hindley, That bitch deserved to die so young. Edward was a kind man, but I don’t like him, sooo... nevermind) The way he treated Isabella was sickening and awful, she had every right to leave him and take Linton away and hate him. I Don’t like Isabella, but she never deserved to be treated that way. His love for Cathy was unhealthy, but it was true and he would do so much for her. (They kinda remind me of Snily, so ofc I ship it) Heathcliff went through so much trauma in his life and never recovered. After Cathy died, he was practically dead too, then he killed himself years later. His life made me cry for days, especially the ending. He is such an interesting character with so many layers.

Ulrich Nielsen (Dark)

(Before I say anything, I haven’t finished the entire show yet, so this is gonna be short and probably not 100% correct)

To be honest, I don’t like Ulrich at all as a person. I look at him and I see a fully grown up man with no remorse for what he did to Regina as a teen. He cheated on his wife with a woman he didnt even love. He tried to murder a CHILD who hadnt done anything wrong (yet) because he thought he was going to kill his brother and son in the future (okay, i get why he did it. He was desperate to get Mikkel back and the whole time-tarvelig thing was extremely stressfull) BUT HE COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING A LOT LESS HARMFULL TO PREVENT EVERYTHING TO HAPPEN. Despite this, i love him as a character. He is so interesting and there are times were I have to remind myself why i dont like him. He is brave and intelligent and... so fucking hot as a teen.

Hannah Kahnwald (Dark)

(Again, havent watched the whole show yet)

This girl is MESSED UP. When she was fourteen, she accused Ulrich of being a rapist, which is a very serious accusation and then blamed it on Regina who she knew was a victim of Ulrich and Katharina’s bullying. She is a home-wrecker, and when Katharina found out about Ulrich cheating on her with Hannah and confronted her, Hannah blamed it on Ulrich and said he pressed her and that she wanted it to end, but he refused or whatever, i dont 100% remember the conversation. But she was also a very good mother to Jonas and she was so sweet to Mikkel/Michael. She is a bitch, so much that its impossible to not like her.

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Saved the best one to last. The guy my whole account is about, ofc he’s on this list, and ofc this is gonna be the longest text.

This guy is a complete asshole. Always has been, always will be. He bullied Harry and Co (mostly Harry and Neville) he was a bitter and sarcastic bitch. He used to be a follower of Voldemort. Even in his youth he had a lot of flaws. We all know he became the bastard he was due to childhood trauma, mental illnesses and manipulation. I believe he had depression, grief and PTSD. At least in his 20’s he was suicidal, and I believe it remained like that til the day he died, because he had no one to help him or give him support. He turned to the dark side in an attemt to make his life better (as many members of gangs do) but he only stayed like that for two years, which is extremely impressive if you know what kind of person Voldemort is. As a 21 year old, Snape was a very different person from what he was as a 38 year old. If he was the way he was as a 38 yr old when Lily, James and Harry was in danger. First of all, he wouldnt start to try to save Lily by asking Voldemort, he would have went straight to Dumbledore, probably with his own brilliant plan on how to save them. Second, he wouldnt hesitate for a second to save James and Harry to. In canon, he needed to have a personal reason to save them, which was Lily’s feelings I believe. As a 38 yr old, he risked his life to save people he hated (Lupin) This is a great character developement. He went from being a selfish bitch, to become a selfless asshole. He was that kind of person who did anything in his power to protect someone, even if that person had nothing to do with winning the war and had nothing to gain himself.

[cosmosfated]

─okay, but for real? Fleur is scary as heeeeell once he’s gotten serious. The raw as fuck lines that he says are just... jarring. For example:

“Know that I do as I do out of what I believe is good; sometimes I am wrong.”

“There are no good people, Arqueno, just as there are no bad people. There are only people who follow what their heart tells them.”

“Monster? What monster? I only see a scared child who has been told they were cursed by people jealous of their gifts.”

“The world isn’t kind, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t try to be.”

“Trust me. You may not trust my methods, but trust me. I know what I’m doing. I swear I’ll get it right.”

“The gods are haughty sovereigns with crowns made of paper mache and spilled blood; their divine word holds no bars before my will.”

“Heroes are nothing; they are merely playthings, puppets to the world’s whimsical desires. Now villains, anti heroes, side characters... they can do whatever they want, because it’ll be accepted under that title. Heroes? They are as useless as they come.”

“I am whoever I say I am. Who do you think I am?”

“One day, I will have to stop running and take on what I’m running from, but today, for now, I’ll run from what I know I am not strong enough to face.”

“There are choices in this world that ordinary people are not meant to make. Thankfully, I’m far from ordinary and hopefully you never have to make them.”

“Anger is not something I’m keen on harnessing. There are better ways of showing someone that they hurt you. Ways that will teach them far easier to not make the same mistake twice.”

“Death is not what I’m afraid of. Fearing death is fearing inevitability. A life where I did not help the world become at least a little better even if that happens in death, now that’s far more terrifying.”

“You say that I’m selfish, but every decision I’ve made for myself has been for the benefit of everyone but myself. If that is selfish, then I am the most selfish of them all.”

“If me being tired and drenched to the bone allows someone I love to be safe and warm, then I will weather hurricanes so that they will see a clear blue sky when they wake.”

“The world is right terrible. It’s full of cowards, liars, and murderers. Good has been chased underground and bad rules the world. What you knew is long dead and what you hoped is long forgotten. But just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it isn’t there. People like me are there to remind you that it’s still there. It’s just in different places than it was before.”

“Coward? Oh, yes. I’m a liar too. I’m selfish, cruel, and hardly a patient fella. But at the end of the day, do I care what you think? I’d gander no.”

“Not all that is light is good, just as not all that is dark is bad. What you have to ask yourself is: which are you willing to gamble on? Something light that you can see is bad, or something dark that you hope is good? I myself would go with the latter. Your eyes can easily deceive you.”

[blissfullylostinarabbithole]

New Beginnings

Pairing: Avengers x Angel!Reader, Former TFW x Angel!Reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Summary: “Where the reader is an angel who was really close with Castiel and the Winchesters but it's like 50 years after they all die and she's the only part of TFW left? And she ends up meeting the avengers and becoming one? You can go off from there.” - @sireennotsiren

A/N: Sorry it’s taking me so long, guys. :( Hope you like it!

It’d been hours since you arrived in front of the unassuming door, but every time you reached out to open it, you shrank back. You haven’t been back since you were left on your own; since the last of your family died. The reapers made good on their promise and flung their souls into oblivion, so you couldn’t even visit them in Heaven. You were well and truly alone.

You carried on hunting anything and everything in your way to keep your emotions at bay, but now you needed information you knew could only be found inside the long abandoned bunker; your former home.

“Are you going in?”

Your jaw clenched and feathers ruffled at the voice. “Chuck,” you greeted tersely.

“What happened to ‘Father’?” He sounded almost hurt. If he hadn’t abandoned you time after time, you might have cared and begged for forgiveness.

“An absent father is no father.”

Chuck sighed, “Y/N, it was time. Don’t you think they’d had enough?”

“They deserved better,” you choked out, a tear trailing down your cheek. “They deserved some peace and happiness after everything they did; everything they had to endure.”

“You’re right,” he conceded after a brief silence. “I’m truly sorry for that. But that’s not why I’m here.”

Unable to contain your curiosity, you asked, “Why are you here?”

“For you,” he simply stated. “You don’t pray anymore, but I can still sense your heartache. I want to help you.”

You couldn’t keep your voice from cracking. “Will it be quick?”

Chuck stepped before you, taking your chin in his hands. “That’s not what I meant.”

“There’s nothing left for me here.”

“Maybe not, but there are still people who need you.” He cupped your cheeks, wiping the tears away. “You need purpose, and I know just the place, if you’ll allow it.”

“Where?”

“Another world. The magic is different, the creatures are different… there aren’t any like you.” You were hesitant, but hope flickered within him when he saw your curiosity win out. “Your grace will stay intact, and they won’t be able to hurt you.”

You were about to refuse, but the words got caught in your throat. Looking over at the door you couldn’t bring yourself to step through, you weren’t sure why you wanted to. It was a chance for a new start in a new place; a place that wouldn’t remind you of the family you’d lost.

With a final, silent goodbye, you turned to Chuck and gave him a short nod. In the blink of an eye, you were in a marketplace.

“Is this it?” You looked around, taking in the quaint village. “Where are we?”

“No, he chuckled. “We’re in Eastern Europe. You’ll soon know this country as Sokovia.”

“That’s not a real place.”

“It is where you’re going. Are you sure?” He relaxed when you nodded and placed a gentle kiss on your forehead. “Take care, my child. I hope you find happiness again.”

The ground beneath you rumbled and the air filled with the sound of gunfire. Scanning the area that now looked like a war zone, you noticed Chuck was nowhere to be found. You watched in horror as a blur sped by and pushed a man holding a boy. The blur turned out to be another man, and he was unable to dodge the bullets that rained down on you all. He wavered on his feet for a bit before collapsing to the ground.

Your eyes glued themselves to his still body, trying to gather information, only to find you couldn’t. The other man put the boy down and knelt by the fallen man’s side before a third man in blue ran over. You couldn’t see anything of any of them; not even a name. You approached slowly, not wanting to frighten them, only pausing when you were spotted by the man in blue.

“It’s not safe here, Ma’am. You should get to the carrier.” He pointed to a large aircraft in the distance, trying to keep his composure behind a mask of authority.

“Shall I take the boy?”

“If you could, I’d appreciate that.” He took care to walk around the man’s body rather than step over it, so you figured he knew him and thought well of him. The man in blue returned holding the boy for you to take. “Thank you.”

You gave him a short nod, and disappeared with a flutter. At the aircraft, a woman ran to you and fussed over the boy. Assuming she was his mother, you surrendered him to her and walked to a spot out of sight before going back to the men.

“Holy shit, she’s back!” the vested man exclaimed.

“Who are you?” the man in blue asked.

Again, your eyes found the man on the ground.

“Cap, she’s got bullet holes on her.”

“I see that. Ma’am, you’re hurt.”

You knelt by the man, unsure if you would be able to help him. Slowly, you placed your hand on his back, and released a flash of blinding light.

“What the heeeeell?”

The man on the ground gasp and began to cough. The vested man turned him over and sat him up, while the man in blue gaped at you. “How did you do that?”

“I wasn’t sure it would work,” you replied. “I’d only done it once.” After I died, you silently added.

“Can you fight?” the vested man asked.

“Barton, we can’t risk it.”

“Bullet holes, Cap!”

“I can fight.”

“Good. I’m Clint. Kill everything metal that can’t hold a person inside.”

Without another word, you flew off to tear apart every mechanical man you could find.

* * * * * * * * * * * * *

When it was over, you found the three men again. They were with others, and they all looked on as dead man revealed the smooth skin beneath his shirt.

“This is her, guys.” Clint called, diverting their attention to you.

A woman who clung to the previously dead man stepped forward and embraced you. “Thank you for saving my brother,” she whispered.

You smiled and returned her hug. “You’re welcome.”

She pulled back and looked into your eyes, frowning. “I can’t see anything, but I can feel your loss. Who are you?”

“No one, yet. I’m new to this realm.” Your eyes scanned the rest of the group. They were definitely a strange looking bunch, but your own world had its oddities as well, so you shrugged them off.

“Can you show us what you did to Speedy, here?” the man in a metal suit you were to spare asked.

Everyone turned to you expectantly, and you turned to Clint’s cut and bloodied arm.

“May I?”

“Knock yourself out.” He stuck his elbow out for you, and you placed your palm on his arm and healed it. Clint snickered at everyone’s astonished faces. “She’s bulletproof and teleports, too.”

“Fly,” you corrected. “Not teleport.”

“If you don’t mind me asking, how do you fly?” a red man with a yellow stone in his head asked.

“Wings.”

“This keeps getting weirder and weirder,” the metal man mumbled to himself. “What are you? I don’t see any wings. Can you show us?”

Your posture straightened and your eyes nervously scanned the others.

The man in blue noticed your discomfort and decided to step in. “Guys, let’s back off a bit. I’m Steve. Thank you for helping us. Is there anything we can do to repay you?”

You shook your head and faced the nearest exit. “Thank you, but no. I should be going.”

“Where will you go?” the not dead man finally spoke.

“I don’t know. Where I’m needed, I suppose.”

“That sounds just like us,” the metal man said. “Why not come back with us and see if maybe you can help us help others?”

You didn’t get a sinister vibe from the group, but you didn’t like their questions. Still, where were you going to go? You couldn’t hear prayers, and your father had to have sent you where he did, when he did for a reason, didn’t he? Reaching into your pocket, you pulled out the faded photos you always carried with you; the last remnants of your old life. Suddenly, you found yourself feeling more alone than before.

“Why did I agree to this?” you murmured to yourself. Of course your father just dumped you there, with no explanation or even a plan. That’d become his way. Still, at that point you were willing to give almost anything for some kind of sign to point you in the right direction.

“Hey,” the metal man’s voice was softer. He made to approach, but put his hands up when you took a step back. “It’s ok,” he spoke calmly. He pressed something on his body, causing it to open up and reveal a normal human body.

Your brows knit in confusion as he stepped out of his armor, eyes stopping on the shirt clinging to his chest.

“AC/DC…”

“Yeah,” the man smiled. “You a fan? I’m Tony, by the way.”

You swallowed the lump forming in your throat, willing your stinging eyes to stay dry. Tearing your gaze from his shirt, you looked down at the pictures in your hand, wondering if this was your sign. Realizing you had nothing left to lose, you stuffed the pictures back in your pocket and fully faced the others.

“Yes.”

“Yes?” Steve stepped forward, joining Tony.

“I’m a fan… and I’ll come with you. I’m Y/N...” you paused, hand absentmindedly stroking the pocket of the worn, oversized overcoat. “Y/N Winchester. I’m an angel of the Lord.” You turned to face the ground just behind you, leading their eyes to the shadow of your wings.

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[not-your-fancy-butler]

tagged by @frogyell​

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

1. last drink: lemon La Croix

2. last phone call: to my bud Kaleb

3. last text message: to my mother

4. last song you listened to: Fool You’ve Landed by Mumford and Sons

5. time you cried: Little bit last night while watching a really adorable and lovely play

6. dated someone twice? naw bb

7. kissed someone and regretted it? no

w8. been cheated on? yea, ‘twas a short relationship tho it didn’t really hurt

9. lost someone special? yeah

10. been depressed? have you met me???

11. gotten drunk and thrown up? No I don’t like being drunk

fave colors

12. British racing green

13. Walnut

14. Burgundy

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends? yeah

16. fallen out of love? yesh

17. laughed until you cried? ya

18. found out someone was talking about you?yeah but in a good way

19. met someone who changed you? big time (I think it was within the last year)

20. found out who your friends are? yeah (also I think this happened within a year, A Lot was going on about a year ago personally and professionally so the timeline’s kind of a blur)

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? yea

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? facebook is all folks I know irl.

23. do you have any pets? A cat and 2 dogs

24. do you want to change your name? yes bc I go by my middle name and it’s a PAIN for any official documentation so I want my middle name to become my first

25. what did you do for your last birthday? cried in my bedroom, I am Lots Of Fun

26. what time did you wake up today? 10ish

27. what were you doing at midnight last night? Jameson’s and Tumblr black hole

28. what is something you cant wait for? My next job, to go to college, to get my car situation sorted out

30. what are you listening to right now? like music I’m into rn? Americana, but it changes pretty much weekly

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? yes

32. something thats getting on your nerves? my ceiling fan making noise

33. most visited website: Tumblr (OH NO WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN)

34. hair color: DARK brown

35. long or short hair: long

36. do you have a crush on someone: kinda??

37. what do you like about yourself: pffft

38. want any piercings? one in my right ear but I might get a few more soon

39. blood type: idk you want my social security too?? bruh

40. nicknames: idk, Bastard?

41. relationship status: super duper single

42. zodiac: Aquarius

43. pronouns: He/Him, mostly cause it’s convenient

44. fave tv shows: Dr. Whom, Star Trek (all eras), Firefly

45. tattoos: None currently, want a couple but bc of aforementioned car problems I’m saving my money

46. right or left handed: left but pretty ambidextrous, particularly with tools

47. ever had surgery: no

48. piercings: one and I think I just answered this

49. sport: Kart Racing, cycling

50. vacation: Remote pacific islands accessible only via boat

51. trainers: like sports? I’ve never had one, probs never will

more general

52. eating: last I ate a baked potato

53. drinking: water

54. im about to watch: idk

55. waiting for: someone to love me...

56. want: my car to not be dying

57. get married: yeah hope so, but only to the right person

58. career: rn entertainment production and design, that may change tho

which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs any day

60. lips or eyes: depends on the person but usually beautiful eyes does it for me

61. shorter or taller: shorter or my height

62. older or younger: ew, my age approximately

63. nice arms or stomach: stomach

64. hookup or relationship: definitely relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant: idk depends on the day

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: nope

67. drank hard liquor: yeah

68. lost glasses: yes

69. turned someone down: yuh huh

70. sex on first date: heeeeell no

71. broken someones heart: I hope not :0 I don’t think I ever have

72. had your heart broken: eh a little, I kinda always knew it wouldn’t work out tho

73. been arrested: no

74. cried when someone died: yes

75. fallen for a friend: yes

do you believe in

76. yourself: yes

77. miracles: like random acts of selflessness btw people, yeah. 

78. love at first sight: lust yeah, love no

79. santa claus: have I ever santa claus????

80. kiss on a first date: if it were going well then probably

81. angels: yeah I know my grandmother has had one following her for a long time now

other

82. best friend’s name: nathan

83. eye colour: fuck idk, hazel I think??? Daisy help me idr

84. fave movie: rn Rogue One bc it’s the only interesting movie I can think of and I’m getting tired of doing this

85. fave actor:right now Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Alan Tudyk, and tungle user frogyell

I am NOT ABOUT to tag 20 ppl but I will tag:

@maybe-queen-of-numenor @starcallerstag @vernalpool @soliviac8 @ikeepthenarglesaway @imsorenflyin @glitterflu and if you want to do it just say I tagged you, I won’t tell! Also I know this is A Marathon so if you don’t wanna do it I get it.

[yourdearhart]

27!

OOC Ask Meme 

27. What songs do you listen to when wanting to get into the mood of roleplaying? 

Ahh I love listening to music to do my replies. It helps me block out other distractions. Honestly I’ll listen to almost anything and the music doesn’t necessarily have to match the mood of what I’m writing. I have a playlist for Cosmo and someone else’s Louis playlist that I like a lot. I guess if I had to pick a genre I can flip on and be at least “okay” with most of what comes on, it’d be alternative? This is just my general playlist. For more specific moods I have others, like this dark jazz playlist. Heeeeell for that sorta dark futurism I love this playlist.

Also it just has to be said that my all-time favorite artist is hands-down Florence + the Machine.