#HELP MEEW HELP ME

[look-whos-inside-again-04]

I LOVE THEM WHAT THE FUCKKM PETEY WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY SO HE'LL BUILD EVIL SHIT FOR IT I LOVE IT

inspired by this post hehe. i habe to be put down

esp...

[derangedanomaly]

if it's ok can you do both the bad sanses and star sanses and epic and cross with an S/O who is a musician. Like they can sing and play guitar, keyboard, ect and performs at clubs

This was a little difficult (since there's so many characters), but it was fun. ^^ (I also didn't do Epic and Cross, since it was too much for me, sorry for that. Maybe I'll do them in a different post, if you still want them?)

Masterlist

SANS AUS X MUSICIAN READER

(Nightmare, Killer, Dust, Horror, Error, Dream, Swap, Ink)

Nightmare:

Nightmare's gonna be so surprised by your skills when it comes to playing so many instruments. He can actually play on a piano, so he will want to play together with you at some point, after he gets more comfortable around you.

He definitely doesn't think you'll be of good use when it comes to combat, but... He WILL want to stick around while you're playing any instrument, all while doing his paperwork.

Nightmare definitely appreciates when a great talent is put to a good use, so he'll arrange a night that happens once every week, where everyone in the castle relaxes, while attending to your little show.

Damn, you feel like quite a celebrity in Nightmare's castle.

Anyways, Nightmare respects you for having such talent, but probably won't respect you outside of that. He's just like that. 😐

It's like he has two different personalities that are switching depending on the situation. If it's a situation where you're performing: "I must say, Y/n, that was an exquisite performance that you played there. I can't wait to listen to it again, when we'll have the chance." But if it's in battle... "YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH, STOP STANDING THERE BEING SO USELESS!!!" Then you two argue. 💀

He will soften up to you when the time comes, but you know... His shell is tough to crack.

Killer:

BRO'S LIKE -> :O

He gets so hyper after knowing that you can play so many instruments. He's gonna tell you every flirting pun revolving around music known to man. He literally won't stop coming up with new puns, it's a special skill of his at this point..

He literally won't leave you alone while you're preparing to train playing on another instrument. He's such a menace... he just wants to bother you 😂

Doesn't like how Nightmare treats you just because you're "useless" in combat. So he'll try to help you out in that department. He'll tell you some shit like "you could really rip someone's head off with this guitar" 💀 it's the thought that counts.

Wrote a music sheet for you once. It was just scribbles, that he thought you would understand 💀 but after you'd told him that no, you do not understand, he would try to recreate the sounds he meant for you to play, with his own voice...

"Ok, it goes like this! Meew mew pew bom boom! Got it?" You do not understand. 💀

Dust:

You'd think that being the smartest, he'd know a thing or two about musical instruments, but the truth is...he knows NOTHING about that. So having someone so skilled and knowledgeable like you, got him super excited!

He loves learning about new things, so prepare to be bombarded with lots of questions.

After you answer any of his questions and after a countless times of him watching/listening you play... He official wants to learn to play on an instrument! I mean, he once knew how to play the trombone! But it was long since those days, and he completely forgot everything about it, and it would be nice to learn how to play on a different instrument. :)

He's so supportive and tentative to you 😭 he's the first to come to your rescue whenever you're having a tough time in a battle!

Horror:

He doesn't think much of it. Not pretty big when it comes to playing an instrument, but it is nice to listen to you while he's drifting off to sleep.

He doesn't really care for it, hence -> he won't know anything about it. But he will support you. (Depending on what relationship you two have)

Just like the others, he also attends the times you play for the others, but only really focus on you. Not much on your skill.

He just likes you for you, no special skill is going to change that.

Horror is pretty much like your personal guardian when it comes to battles. As stated all the other times, your skill isn't really fit for battlefield, unless......

Horror actually helps you out a lot in this field. He gives you advice on how to use your skills in battle. And they're actually really good! (Unlike Killer's 💀)

He doesn't even know that the things he's saying are actually very helpful 💀

He just says what sounds right for him.

Lmao, bro absentmindedly helps you out the most of the bunch, which is actually really funny.

Error:

Also not big on instruments, but he sees you as an inspiration. Knowing how to play so many instruments is pretty impressive. And you do it flawlessly too!

He also, like the others attends your little "shows".

No matter what you play, he WILL fall asleep. It's not because it's boring, but your music is just calming to him.

You could be playing like a rock music, and he WILL STILL fall asleep. 💀

It's pretty much just impressive from his side at this point.

He thinks that you're actually pretty good in battle. Doesn't know what the other's are on about.

He would suspect you would be dead in seconds, but you actually survive them! Sure, not without injuries, but still. You can defend yourself somehow.

Dream:

Loves to hear you play the more calming instruments, rather than the loud ones. (Rock, Metal, etc. just won't do for him 😭)

He's seriously so proud of you!

As stated before, he doesn't like it when you're playing something loud. It hurts his nonexistent ears 💀🙏🏻

Almost burned your electric guitar one day... Says that it was an accident. (It wasn't.) Look, it was just in the way, and he wasn't looking! (It was annoying him, so he almost committed murder against your guitar 💀)

He hates loud instruments partly because he's supposed to be the protector of hopes and dreams, but it's mostly because it reminds him of his brother... :(

Always rushes to your rescue when in battle. Actually, doesn't even let you fight in the battles.

He just doesn't want to see you harmed in any way. Can't let his little muse die.

Ink:

Unlike Dream, Ink LOVES the loud instruments. (He also thinks you look attractive when playing them, but that's besides the point)

He's constantly encouraging you to play them, which irks Dream in return.

He thinks you're matching with the both of you having "artistic" hobbies. (He's actually so cute while saying that, like it's his best accomplishment)

If he could, he would sell his BRUSH just to hear you sing (not broomie 😭)

Comes to your shows whenever he remembers. His memory isn't that great, as we know.... So he'll most likely forget, and then remember when it's too late. He feels so bad that you actually can't help but feel sad for him.

He's actually on his knees, begging you for forgiveness. (You're not actually mad at him) He's such a sub while doing this that it's crazy 💀

Gets annoyed by your lack of fighting skills. Can't help but roll his eyes. (He'll still help you, because he likes you. But he WILL complain)

Just give him new pencils after, and he'll stop with the complaints.

Swap:

He's at awe at your skills. You inspire him to start learning himself! Of course he tries to learn by himself at first, due to not wanting to bother you. But after he figures out he can't learn by himself, he goes to you for help.

He's a really fast learner, so he gets the hang of it almost immediately. Which you appreciate. ^^

He also comes to listen to you performing! He swore to you that he'd come at every show. And he never broke it either!

After he gets better at his selective instrument and after he'll get more confident, he'll want to join you to perform with you! (Of course, if it's ok with you)

I swear, he's so supportive.

Doesn't care about your lack of fighting skills. It just gives him an excuse to protect you to be honest.

He seriously loves to be your knight in shining armor, definitely has this little fantasy that you're a princess/prince and he's the knight saving you from the HORRIBLE monster. (Nightmare)

[lightning-wyvern]

the kitten

30 Days of Sosuke Aizen 6/30 ; previous entry

sosuke aizen x male reader | romance, lowkey crack

content

pov you're accidentally domesticating sosuke aizen like he's a motherfucking cat

note kitten.

words 634

reblogs appreciated!

banner made by @saradika-graphics

© lightning-wyvern.

you and aizen were wandering hueco mundo, just talking. about nothing in particular. war plans, aizen's scientific garble, date plans for soon and later on, etc.

what you weren't talking about was cats.

but that changed quickly.

meew...

"what the fuck was that?" aizen said suddenly, cutting off his own sentence. he stopped in his tracks, listening carefully.

"that sounded like the weakest little baby ever..." you pouted, turning on your heel and staring around wildly for the source of the sound.

mew...

and you saw it.

the kitten was filthy, starved, and very clearly lost.

you grabbed aizen's wrist and tiptoed over, finding the kitten huddled in a shadowed corridor near the outer barracks—eyes much too wide for its tiny face, shaking, and hissing at your outstretched hand like it thought it had a chance. you had no idea how a living creature even got into hueco mundo, let alone survived. for this long. but it was alive, trembling, and warm.

so of course, you took it in.

but you hadn't counted on... sosuke.

the next morning, you were halfway through gently towel-drying the little baby, which you had named captain hiss, when a soft voice cut through the sterile silence of your quarters.

"what is that little thing?"

you flinched, and the towel slipped. hiss snarled and bolted underneath your bed.

you looked up and saw sosuke standing in your doorway like a bored deity, arms loosely folded behind his back and head tilted. he wasn't angry. he wasn't smug. just… curious. which was moundss worse.

you tried to stand your ground.

"it's a cat. a baby, so specifically a kitten."

his gaze flicked to the little tufts of fur clinging to your shirt.

"it's a nuisance."

"he is harmless, sosuke."

a beat of silence.

aizen stepped inside, silent as a mouse. you watched him warily as he crouched next to your bed, peering under it with that unreadable calm he always wore. hiss growled. a tiny sound, barely audible, which meant he was all the way up against the wall. maybe back in the corner.

sosuke... smiled.

not his usual mock-polite bullshit. not his manipulator's grin, either. an actual smile. small, crooked, amused... warm.

"interesting," he whispered, "he reminds me of you, m/n."

"what? why, because we both hiss at you?"

"no," sosuke responded, standing up, "because neither of you has learned when to run."

"i'm not sure whether that was a threat or a joke."

he brushed imaginary dust from his clothes, then paused by your desk, where a chipped bowl of water sat beside a ragged pillow. his fingers hovered over the bowl for a second, then his hand dropped back to his side.

"he'll need some protein. raw meat, maybe. small cuts so he can get it down his little throat."

you blinked.

"i thought you hated hiss."

"i said he was a nuisance. i didn't say i wanted him to die. nor did i say i hated him. and furthermore, it's hard to hate things you like, and i haven't yet figured out why. that's part of the reason i chose you as my boyfriend in the first place."

you frowned, choosing to ignore the last comment.

"you're... helping?"

sosuke turned around again, and this time his gaze actually softened—not in kindness, but in something that almost felt worse: interest.

"consider it an experiment for now," he said, "i want to see what kind of creature thrives under your care."

he smiled, kissed your forehead, and left before you could respond.

later that night, you found a silver dish set neatly by your door. it was filled with diced meat: expensive, fresh.

captain hiss curled up on your chest as you started at the door and wondered if aizen was courting you, the cat, or chaos itself.

© lightning-wyvern.

[bernardsbendystraws]

HOW THE FUCK DOES MY STUPID FUCKASS MAKE A CUTESIE THEM SUCH AS YOURS. INFINITELY JEALOUS OF HOW GOOD U ARE AT IT. 🙏🙏☹️☹️☹️ HELP MEEWE

LMAOOOOO IT TAKES ME SO LONG CUZ IM SO PICKY 😭😭😭

[nomeniko]

mew mew 12 16 19 for the artist ask game meowing at you meew

VINNNNNNN HELLOOOO THANK UU

12. describe your process while drawing

i think this was the one question i rly wanted to ans out of the list, only bc ive been told multiple times that my process is like that of a maniac LMAOO

p much just this: vague scribble, lines, and color (which rarely happens atp, but if it DOES happen then it mostly stays as flats aka fill tooling my way thru). as close to freehand as i can possibly get

if the drawing im doing is more complicated then the first stage scribble just becomes more convoluted, but the process is the exact same

as a consequence i take a shitton of time while drawing (usually an hr on a simple colorless illus and ONLY on good days. otherwise ive gone past 2-3 hrs on most of the simpler drawings i do)

if drawing process meant everything beyond just the illustration then warmups r p much a given b4 i start any piece!!! my go tos r always cubes or freehand figures (1 min and a half each. the goal is to get used to the flow of it fo the day :3 otherwise my lines end up looking shit)

ive also been told that i draw like a warrior training. idk. i honestly kind of see it LMAOOO its abt forcing my way thru getting the lines i want

16. how do you motivate yourself to draw?

i honestly dont know!!! im trying to think of an ans, but im coming up blank

i dont even try motivating myself, it just hits when it wants to hit. once in a while i get an idea that i REALLY want to draw, so i do it as fast as possible b4 i lose interest; otherwise i can barely draw, and at those times i just let myself rest

the one thing i do have to thank is whatever im interested in at that moment in time. rn milgram took over my life, so everything i draw is just that. tbh b4 i got into milgram, i was demotivated w drawing for multiple years straight, so ive been burning out the time i lost not drawing in the past few months

ig the one thing i cld say helps w motivation is the idea of doing everything now. if i get an idea, i do it immediately, and thats usually enough of a motivator for me. holding off an idea and not drawing it p much guarantees that i lose interest. draw whatever u want whenever u want

19. where do you find inspiration?

other art i like (mostly online artists)!! i have a twt priv that i use solely to rb and bookmark pieces i like frm artists on there. i also have a camera roll album reserved just for inspo, and ig i rb things on this acc for other artists’ art as well

i like looking at what other artists do and applying it to my own drawings. sometimes its general artstyle, other times its the specific way an artist wld draw smth like hands or hair. id admit that ive taken inspo frm how artists compose their work as well lol

im not sure if my art is what ppl wld call inconsistent, but my main goal is to keep that inconsistency as much as possible; it helps w experimentation n lessens the pressure of doing art the same way all the time. its more fun that way imho :3

[fttitv]

there was a black streetcat n i said "mew" (hey) AND SHE SAID BACK " MEW MEW MEEW" (HI PLS HELP ME) BUT I HAD NO FOOD TO GIVE HER And she left for another house mewing sadly she was in a hurry and i wasnt able to help

[champofpallet]

Father Son Lesson?! (One shot based on the Dorkly series Pokemon Ralphie)

Read Part One Here!

It was afternoon now, the sun was settling behind the clouds. Red had brought Todd to the middle of Route One as all the wild Pokemon walk about in the tall grass. He may have not dimention hopped, but at least seeing something so nostalgic made him smile great big. There was a sping in the boy’s step as Todd went along behind him.

There was something odd about this boy...he looked exactly like someone, in fact he was named after his dad! But that couldn’t be it. Time travel didn’t exist and this must have been some fan of his father’s or something.

Red steped on the grass of Route one seeing a brown tail move in the grass. The perfect target. “Alright Todd, watch what I’m ‘bout to do, okay? I know this isn’t the best starter Pokemon, but...”  Since his Pokemon were all high leveled he had to teach at least one of them false swipe. That would leave the other Pokemon with one health point and in turn he could teach Todd how to catch and battle Pokemon. Maybe they should go to the Pokemon Center first...

“So you’re not going to teach me?” Todd asked seemingly pouting and crossing his arms. Red shook his head and rolled his eyes. This kid was a bit of a brat. “No, I am going to teach you. I just gotta get a Pokemon out of the computer that knows false swipe or at least low leveled. You can’t catch a fainted Pokemon.”

Todd scoffed and took out a tablet looking thing from his bag. “Computers? That’s so old. You just use this tablet and you can withdraw and deposit Pokemon whenever you want.” The boy acts like this was comon knowledge. He was just trying to help him, no reason for him to be so stuck up. “The heck? When did they invent this? Jeez you all sure have it easier than I did!” The younger boy tilts his head. “How old are you?”

“I’m eleven! How old are you?” “Eleven!” “Then what year is this?” “20XX!”

And then it hit him...he didn’t travel to any present dimemsion, he traveled into the future! It sort of scared him how the same most of everything looked. Red felt like he was going to faint. He just felt dizzy out of nowhere.

“Hey! Red! Earth to Red!”

The champion quickly shook his head to get out of his daze. “...y-yeah?” Todd hands his tablet to him a bit forcefully trying to get him to take it. He looks down at the tablet and back up at the other as if he didn’t know what to do. This just irritated Todd even more. “Sign in and take out a Pokemon already! I don’t have all day.” Ah so you sign in just like you do with the computers back home? Alright so let’s see if his old account still worked.

As he typed his information, the Pokemon Box came up very quickly. There were probably more than a hundered and fiffty-one Pokemn in there! There was even some he didn’t see before! A lot of them were level ninty-nine or level a hundred Pokemon. There was no way he would use such strong Pokemon against such weak Route One Pokemon. So instead he got an egg from the box. What egg was it? He didn’t know. Maybe walking around would catch it. And just like that with a press of a finger the egg was in Red’s team. It looked nothing like the eggs he’s seen in Kanto...wonder what it was...

Red cradled the egg in his arms and showed it to Todd. “It was just in my box I have no idea where it came from.” Todd looked at the egg then back to Red. He didn’t look happy. “YOU MORON YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A POKEMON NOT AN EGG!” Red stepped back feeling a bit intimidated by the angry kid.  “I-I couldn’t find any that weren’t really high leveled so I-” “IT’S AN EGG! YOU CAN’T BATTLE WITH AN EGG YOU IDIOT!”

As Red backed up from the other’s angry outbursts, he steped on a rock and fell backwards on his behind. That was when the egg began to crack. Oh no! Did he hurt it? Another crack and another, when finally a big shining light came from inside the eggshell. Red and Todd sheilded their eyes from the blinding light as more and more light come eminate from it. Soon though the light had decipated. Should Red dare open his eyes? Has he hurt this poor Pokemon by accident?

“Mew~!”

Something soft was rubbing his face. It also seemed to have a tail since it was rubbing it’s tail against the end of his nose. “KACHUU~!” 

“Mewmeewmewmeew~!” That almost sounded like laughter.

Red opened his eyes and the first thing he was met with was Todd’s jaw dropped to the ground. He blinked out of bewilderment before finally shaking his head and looking angry again. “HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET A MEW OUTTA AN EGG!? AN’ A SHINY ONE AT THAT?!”

“Wait....it was a shiny Mew?” Red asked with a confused face. “YES YES IT’S RIGHT THERE RESTING ON YOUR HAT!” On his hat? A blue Pokemon looked down at him with a smile. “Meew~!”

Red was silent for a second as his brain processed this information. Red hatched a Mew, the last Pokemon he needed to complete his Kanto Pokedex. He quickly looked at his Pokedex. One hundred and fifty-one Pokemon caught. He could feel happy tears lining his eyes. “AHAHA! I FINALLY CAUGHT THEM ALL! AFTER ALL THE YEARS OF SEARCHING! I GOT A MEW!” The sudden outburst made Todd jump a bit, but there was something about this dude that just made him smile. “Heh, congradu-”

That’s when he was cut off by Red wrapping his arms around him. Todd was as shocked as he was before, not saying anything. “I wouldn’t have completed it if it wasn’t for you...thank you Todd!” This was odd...he looked like his father, he almost sounded like his father, and he kinda smelled like his father. This was...kind of a weird feeling. He never had gotten a hug from...no this wasn’t him. There was no way it was him! This guy is just some dude who likes his father and wanted to take one of his Pokemon. Good. Let him. Serves the old man right. Todd won’t say anything to him. And the fact this was the one Pokemon his dad has been looking for was now given to a fan of his, that just was icing on the cake in his opinion.

“Hey man, you’re welcome. No problem.” Todd patted him on the back as the smile never left his face. Red let go at the last moment feeling a little awkward for hugging him for so long. “Ah...*ahem*....t-thanks. Anyway, I’ll teach you how to catch a Pokemon now.” With the Mew following Red from behind they come across another Pidgey. False Swipe was now taught to the newly hatched legendary and it quickly made the flying type lose all but one health point. A Pokeball was tossed before catching it with a loud click sound. 

Mew happily did cartwheels in the air proudly as Red went and grabbed the Pokeball. He sprays it with a Potion and hands it to Todd. “Here you go! You do need a Pokemon to catch others with. Unless, you want Mew. I don’t mind giving you them.” Mew looked at Todd and back to Red. They were so sure Red was his mama though. Aww...they have drawn onto Red. “N-No thanks. Mew already seems to really like you.” Mew rubbed it’s face against Red again with a happy gurggle. The Kanto champion giggled rubbing the Pokemon’s chin. “Are you sure? Well okay. I already healed your Pidgey. Oh and here!” Red handed him some Pokeballs. “You can have these too!” 

Now a whole flurry of emotion’s filled Todd’s heart. As he looks at Red he sees his dad smiling back at him. He blushed a bit and twiddled his thumbs. “H-Hey Red? Can you watch me catch a Pokemon and then we can go see my dad?” Red tilted his head. Wasn’t he annoyed with him before? No matter, he kind of wanted to stay with someone who knew this time period better than he did anyway.

“I got some time. Sure!”

This gave Todd an urge of excitement for some reason and a look of determination went over his face.

“Right! I won’t let you down!”

The Pokemon were still bountiful so he easily encountered a Rattata. After a few tackles and a throw of the Pokeball, Todd had caught his first Pokemon. “Congrats Todd!” Red gleefully stated as he wrapped his arms arround the other. Again he was as still as a board. What was wrong with this kid? Red let go of him in case he was uncomfortable. Todd was quiet as he stares at his tablet. It wanted him to give him a nickname. He hesitated, but put the letters        “R E D” into the imput. Red noticed this and gave a sly smile. “So you named it after me, eh? Thanks!”

“I didn’t name him after you, I named him after my dad! Because I’m gonna rub his nose in it that I caught a Pokemon without his help.” Red laughed and slapped Todd on the back making the boy yelp. This kid was strong. “Ahahaha! Yeah! An’ I wanna see the look on his face too!” A moment of silence. “Ya know, you’re a pretty cool kid, Todd. I know how it feels when your dad is away....” He looks down at the ground. Todd looks up at him for a second before quickly pulling down Red’s hat over his eyes and taking a running start.

“And you’re a dork!” For the first time Todd was giggling. Red was about to tell him off after fixing his hat, but noticed the playful intent in the other’s eyes. Red and Mew chased after him playfully. “Who you callin’ a dork, ya dweeb!”

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An email popped up on a desktop computer. Being a busy guy, he had hardly any time to look at fan emails. That’s what interns are for. But this caught his attention. The sender was from BILL’S PC INC. 

Concerned, he clicks on the email.

“There has been multiple log-ins on this account. We are informing you in case this was not you. If you have any questions call us at ____________ or visit us at _______________”

Someone was using his Pokemon storage account? Who could have done this? He quickly checked his box to see everything was in place, but there was one Pokemon that was missing. An egg he was going to hatch...

This won’t do...someone had went into his account and stole his Mew! In a rush of anger he pushed the things off his desk as they scattered to the ground. This alarmed an assistant who went in to check on him.

“Mr. Red? Is everything okay?”

“I need to speak to Bill. In person. Send him to me.”

[sodokachi]

Day 21: Tendencies

(ao3 link)

Marinette stared at the boy currently purring into her lap, she felt lightheaded and was currently fighting her instinct to run away from her desk and preferably out of the country all together.

“Alya…?” there was a strange tilt to her voice, like she was just barely keeper herself from yelling. “Why is Adrien Agreste in my lap and why does he have a tail?”

Alya glanced up from her phone for a minute to answer her. “Haven’t you checked my blog? There’s been an akuma going around transforming people into half-animal that act like the animal it looks like. Name is, err, sorta silly like Anibrain or something. Also Marinette, did you really not notice the rest of the class missing?”

“Oh well, I mean, that’s-” she squeaked as Adricat rubbed his head against her stomach. “That’s just great! Can you please help me here?”

“Why would I do that? You two look adorable,” Alya said as she snapped a pick, her lips curled into an amused smirk.

“B-but!” Marinette stuttered.

“Why don’t you play with those cute ears for a while,” Alya suggested. “Maybe that will give you some confidence,” she winked and then stood up and headed for the door.

“Where are you going?” Marinette asked and then quickly shook her head. “And there is no way I’m doing that!”

“To report on the akuma, duh!” Alya stuck her tongue out at her before running through the door.

“Alya!” Marinette pouted as her friend left her to her doom. She glanced down and immediately regretted it.

Adrien was looking up at her, his green eyes somehow seeming a little bit greener than normal, and his new blond tail slowly swishing through the air behind him. When she noticed his new ears flattening against his head she let out a soft whine.

He pounced and she let herself be pushed onto her back where Alya had been sitting just a moment before. No doubt she was reason that Adrien hadn’t pounced on her earlier. The boy was now right above her, with his hands on either side holding him up. He had a wide happy grin and she could feel his tail wrap around one of her legs.

Marinette had a strange sense of deja vu. She had definitely been in this position before…

“Meeeoooow!” Adrien made the sound much like a cat would, except with all the human affection only a person could provide.

Marinette was going to die here. And she remembered when she had been under him before, during the whole Gamer debacle. One mystery solved and somehow that made her much calmer. One thing more in her control let her think more clearly. She needed to become Ladybug, but first she needed to do… wait. No. Adrien wouldn’t remember this anyway.

“Tikki! I need to transform!”

Tikki popped her little head out of her bag and yawned. She stayed sleepy just until she saw Adrien and then suddenly shot up.

“Oh no! This wasn’t supposed to happen so soon!”

Marinette glanced at her in confusion. “So soon? Nevermind. Tikki, transform me!”

In a flash she was Ladybug and Adrien was now looking incredibly confused. “Meew?”

Ladybug shimmied until she could jump out from under him and did her best to ignore the pitiful look he was giving her. “Hey, um, Adrien. Just stay here and I’ll be right back. I need to catch a butterfly,” why was she even trying to explain this to a cat? “Bye!”

She darted towards the door and barely manages to dodge Adricat trying to pounce on her again. As soon as she was through the door she slammed it shut and locked it. She leaned back against the door to catch her breath.

“That was way too difficult,” she mumbled. “Thank goodness Adrien isn’t that cute all the time, or else I would be screwed.”

[famousattractionoffameandfood]

Armin felt the sun on his face and the smell of Erwin so close to his face he was content until his lips were being smothered by his big goofy lover. “Pftteehee...E-Erwin...stop-mmhh.”

Armin long lashes flutter than open his breathy sigh was swallowed by him... He giggled more wrapping an arm around his older lover neck he sat up so he could return the kiss with one of his own. When he glanced to the side of him he was wondering why his other arm wasn’t around him to find out he was taking picture of them. Armin breathed in and gently touch Erwin chin to his neck “Good morning, Baby.”

Erwin kisses him with each words he spoke which he giggled, “Good morning to you too Beautiful.” Armin felt his bold hands moved down dangerously low to stroke his bare ass and moved back up to the middle of his back. “Don’t think I didn’t notice you squeezing my ass hard.”

Erwin kissed his neck which should be a little awkward so he made it a lot easier by tilting his head back exposing his throat to kiss him there too. “Ooh... someone is having a very good morning....” Armin murmur he moved the hand on his throat moved to his chest. A little while later his hand gently stroke the shaft of Erwin’s cock between their two bodies. “I didn’t get to brush my teeth yet, Erwin...” Armin closed his mouth so his tongue can’t come inside... He doesn’t have bad morning breath and he can will his body to be clean and fresh including his mouth but, his mind was too preoccupied by Erwin’s big warm hands on his ass.

Erwin dick must’ve been half hard because his sex sprung to life after a little rubbing. “Okay, Baby...” Armin spread his legs and sat on him properly he sniffed him but, he can’t detect anything that signal that Erwin’s in heat yet... And although Armin’s been throwing off mix signal of heat here and there it’s not quiet the same as full blown heat. 

And since Naijire dumb ass told his man (Erwin) that he’s a danger to himself and others. The next few minutes he was sitting on the hospital bed and the next his ass was on their private plane being flied straight to Colombier, Saint Barthelemy. Their vacation home was there and since they were far away it be a few days before they landed so Erwin had the plane stack with food, water, entertainment and clothes. The emergency stuff should still be on the plane and checked monthly. The plane can fly it’s self and if something did go wrong they can both fly it with no problem.

Armin eventually told him he was over reacting but, since he had almost killed someone before they went to Naijire he was basically talking to deaf ears. Although the smaller blonde didn’t mind it too much the extra alone time with Erwin kissing up all on him and treating him better than a queen. 

So here they are in the present time they’ve been curled up next to each other in their vacation home for the past few days in their vacation home they bought together. What’s even better is that Eren lives across the street from them and it was nice he lived across from them. 

Armin pulled the ends of Erwin’s black shirt rising it higher and urging Erwin to lift his arms so he could toss it aside. He did and he removed the white button down shirt from his body. It was Erwin but, Erwin never mind him from sleeping in his dress shirt. He likes to tell him frequently he looked sexy and innocent and small in his clothes that he got into the habit of wearing them.

Since the smaller blondie was completely naked he had to tug on Erwin’s boxer to get him to be naked too. They had a package delivered so he had gotten dress to get it. He could have gone their in just shorts but, his dick would be causing a scene. When he walks that dick swags which is why his boxer contains it into a bulge.  

“You know...you can do a strip tease out of your tight ass boxer... Less work for me but, my mouth is just begging to go down on you.”

Armin is a big fan of foreplay and when they are wet and sticky and dicks straining Erwin perform something new on him that he was basically almost upside down and somewhat twisted with him underneath and his dick stretching his tight little hole. Since he was panting and feeling good and Erwin’s dick pounding up inside him he almost fainted from the pleasure and panting. The fresh bite marks and kisses litter his skin. His wet nipples was being played with from the older males tweaking it between this thick fingers.

“Oh god...oh god I’mma cum.... I’m gonna cum..”  He squeaked and just when his toes curled and his fingers holding tight on the sheets and than their bedroom door busted wide open to reveal a panicking Eren holding his cellphone in his hand like a life line. Any other moment he would be concern or laughed but, now he was annoyed because the dick that’s making a permanent imprint to his inside was being interrupted by his closest dearest friend.

“Help mee help me help me he’s gonna call me and I don’t have anything to disguise my voice and I need onnnnneeeeee!”

Armin stayed frozen in his position Erwin stayed still too although his cock twitched and he could feel the way he’s trying to hold back. He was tempted to tell his man don’t stop on Eren’s account he can still make love to him even if his friend doesn’t learn any tac yet.

“….Eren hun you do know what’s going on right now don’t you?”

Eren looked between him and Erwin who face planted on Armin shoulder his ass cheek was blushing…

“You’re….having sex?”

Armin thigh’s tremble, “Yeah, baby….so don’t you see what’s wrong with this picture?” He asked sweetly but, the look in his eyes was not one of patient.

“Yeah, no one is getting up to help me find a voice changer! DD is going to call me in any minute now! So get up.”

Eren shook him and Armin gave a surprised yelp their weird yoga position had Erwin push pass the barrier of his womb and he could feel it shoot up his entire body. He stayed completely still his thigh tightening to lock him in place his face was far to red to be a simple blush.

“Jesus! Mini me Mini Erwin help Eren and lock the door!”

“What? You’re not gonna help? Erwin please DD gonna call any second now it’ll be too late!” He couldn’t plea his case since the two mini people that looked like the two on the bed was dragging him out by ropes.

“Noooooo! Waiiiiiiiiiit-” Shortly after the door closed and locked behind him the second DD called he was scratching on their door once he had been free from his bondage.

Armin ignored him and pulled Erwin’s hair so he faced him some what his mouth took his hungrily and ordered him to do it again. He liked the way it felt from when Eren shook him which was crazy because it had hurt but, the bump to his prostate and going pass his natural barrier was erotic as hell and it felt amazing one the shock sort of wear off.

“I can ignore him if you can Baby. He has them so he’ll be fine.” He said panting on Erwin’s swollen pink ones. The hard pinch to his nipples again had him mewling wantonly. “Mew meeewwww.”

Armin rocked his hips carefully in a minute he won’t have the patient to be in this position for too much longer anyway. He’s gonna untwist them and have Erwin on his back so he can ride on top of him. In the end he did what he was thinking they were in demi-form anyway so he licked all over his tail making it wet and drippy so he can play with Erwin’s ass too. He’s gonna tap his ass with his dick after he cum he loves the look on Erwin face when he falls apart and come undone underneath him. Armin kissed him purring up a storm while his tail is playing peek a boo and fondle with Erwin’s tight ass

Once he slide his tail in him Erwin rolled them over and went to town on his ass that caused him to laugh and thrust his tail in deep. His two tail is urging to join in with the first one as well.

“Aaaah meeeeew meew.”