#HOLY SHIT THO

[sapphic-supernova6]

sending her dirty voicenotes of me speaking in both languages just as a double threat to that voice kink of hers just so I can watch her eyes glaze over >>>>>>>>>>

[keebwee]

aint nothin like ur neighbors house being engulfed in flames to bring a spark to ur quiet day

[captain-flint]

shit now i gotta go back to watching 911 bc they finally did what i wanted them to do OH MY GOD

[ramunnae]

OMG.

[itonlyhastobetruetoday]

i cut my toenail SLIGHTLY too short and i can feel it and im going to BREAK SOMETHING

[bawkrya]

I CANT SEE THE AFFECTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crvwly]

just watched smile for the first time. holy fucking shit my dudes

[maddiviner]

This has basically become the Facebook Witch version of the Navy Seals Copypasta over the past few weeks??!

Someone (a group of people?) has been posting it over and over in every single witchcraft group that will let them. They're even posting it in the public groups too, hence I don't feel bad screenshotting. They're using tons of different accounts, just posting it verbatim as many times as possible.

Would-be ancestor scammer? Chaotes charging a sigil, er, fooling around? The (occult) world may never know.

[kirvee]

!!!NEW MURRAY DIARY ENTRY!!!

"jan15 09

he has talked to me again. the man in the corner. the man in the TVITHURTSSOMUCH ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHtru th has beeen reve     aledTHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSS G.od has spoken to me.ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH ITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCHITHURTSSOMUCH eyes open"

ADAM BIT THE APPLE

WE'RE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE BITTEN APPLE IS CALLED "It is done.png"??!?!???!?!?

EVE HAS TO BITE THE APPLE OF TRUTH NOW BC ADAM AND EVE SO EVE WOULD BE EVELIN

AND ONCE SHE FIGURES OUT THE BIG THING I'M GUESSING THEY'LL BE "BANISHED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN" IN A WAY

HOLY SHIT DUDE I AM SHAKING

[just-4n-3p1c-f4n]

OMFGGG I wanted to do a Tweek ai cover and this is what popped into my head!! Tell me why it came out better than expected thoooo

og song: We're All Gonna Die!!! By Baby FuzZ

[fiendishartist2]

WALTEN FILES 4 IS. SO SO SO SO SO SO SK SK SO SK SO GOOD IM BOUNCING OF THE FUCKING WALLS

[un-fortunate-sloth]

Princess bubblegum making her candy citizens

I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

[radiation-detector-official]

Mayhaps I like music....

[prylc]

i’m gonna get you..

I'm gonna get YOU

[oopsimbug]

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[spicy-moth]

y’all invisalign fuckin sells STICKERS so you can look like you have braces i can’t