#HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP??? 💀💀💀

[bluismie]

“Even the sinners dream”

[presidenthades]

⚠️Spoilers for S.2 ep.2, kinda❓

DAERON EXISTS, LIFE MAKES SENSE AGAIN!

Anyhow, your thoughts on the new episode🎤???

Oh, and in celebration of show!Daeron's confirmed existence: mini tiny Joffron doodle ig? Made with love, not with skill☝️💚🖤❤️

Wait omigod I love this. Why does it perfectly encapsulate the two of them. 😭😍🥰 They really do have a reverse Hades/Persephone dynamic! Honestly I love this art style, it’s giving a chibi vibe that I adore. I’m going to link this to my HOTD artwork list.

Anyway yes, Daeron truthers rise up. ✊

(Obviously, S2E2 spoilers below the cut.)

First I’ll start with new thoughts on B&C. After my rewatch, most of my feelings about E1 remained the same, but I want to update my reaction to B&C. Helaena’s muted reaction made more sense to me the second time around. It is consistent with her character, and the BTS info about her visions makes it understandable why she seemed to treat Jaehaerys’s death as inevitable.

HOWEVER. Viewers should not be required to watch BTS commentaries etc. to have full context for the scene. The background info about Helaena’s visions should’ve been in the actual episode. If knowing about Helaena’s visions about her children’s potential demise is that important, they could and should have incorporated it I nto an actual scene. For example, instead of her opening scene being her embroidering, she could’ve been scribbling about that vision in her notebook.

If for some reason this was too difficult to film, there’s one small change they could’ve made to B&C which would’ve made a huge difference, visions or no visions. When Blood says both children “look the same,” Cheese could have responded with “just kill them both.” This instantly heightens the stakes and makes Helaena’s actions more understandable to even the most casual viewer: if she doesn’t point out Jaehaerys, then both her children die.

End of E1 rant. Onto E2 rant!

I’ve seen a lot of different reactions to this episode. Some say it was great, some say it was awful. IMO, your takeaway of how good the episode was probably depends on who your favorite characters are.

I think Rhaenyra and Aegon had the best scenes this episode. Otto also had some banger lines, and Helaena made me feel a lot of emotions. Daemon did not come away particularly well, Aemond was a little weird, Alicent continues to be frustrating, and I’m convinced that Criston is the writing room’s whipping boy.

TGC really got to show off his acting chops this episode. Personally I wish they could’ve spent more time on Aegon smashing the LEGOs and bludgeoning Blood, but that is a me preference. I think Aegon really did love Jaehaerys, AND he is angry about the blow that has been struck again him as king. Both these things can be true at the same time. The end scene where he’s crying alone in his room proves that his grief isn’t just a show.

And I don’t mind that Aegon’s decision to hang all the rat-catchers makes him seem violent and impetuous, because he is violent and impetuous. The scene is also framed so that you understand why Aegon did it; we see Cheese hanging with the others. And let’s be honest, if Rhaenyra did something similar to avenge Luke (eg burn down Storm’s End because Borros contributed to his demise, which would kill a lot of other people too), a lot of viewers would cheer her on.

(I was definitely thinking during the “Aegon fires Otto” scene that Aegon could really use a Jacaera to kindly knock some sense into him. 🥲)

Speaking of the end scene…omigod Alicent why. 💀 Conceptually, I understand there’s generational trauma going on. Otto was cold with Alicent, who is in turn cold with Aegon especially. But like. Holy shit. Give your son a 5-second hug. It would’ve been nice if they could at least show Alicent feeling conflicted, like she wants to comfort her son but feels incapable, so she walks away.

Backtracking a bit: I feel like Alicent is consistently made the focus of the story in places where she arguably should not be the focus, and I wonder if this is because the showrunners want to take advantage of the fact they’ve paid good money for Olivia Cooke. But I truly do not understand why it was Helaena and Alicent at the funeral rather than Helaena and Aegon. Otto said something about “our gentlest souls” but this could’ve been a great opportunity to showcase more of Aegon and Helaena’s complicated relationship and shared grief.

Whatever my other feelings on the scene, I do think Phia and Olivia’s acting was phenomenal. Helaena’s panic attack during the funeral 😱. I really just wanted to emergency evacuate her from that mess.

I’m going out of chronological order, but I’m going to backtrack again to Otto making the decision to have the funeral as a PR campaign. It’s very Machiavellian, and TBH I understand why he chose to do it. It is a huge blow against Rhaenyra’s reputation. But I feel like the show wants Otto and Daemon to be the only actual schemers on their respective sides. Everyone else kinda just whoopsies or white-knights their way through the narrative. I just want to shake the writers and tell them it’s okay for other characters to be villainous. There’s a reason Daemon is way more popular than Criston. At least Daemon fully commits to his bad decisions.

I kinda feel bad for Fabien Frankel because the writers seem to really have it out for Criston. They really want to make him the most hatable character. 💀 Imagine if instead we got a more Machiavellian Criston who intentionally decides to claw his way up from nothing to become one of the most powerful people in Westeros. Even if he does reprehensible things along the way, at least he does them purposefully, not because he’s incompetent.

I almost forgot to talk about Aemond, because he really has not been getting a lot of screen time these two episodes. The brothel scene was odd but not as odd as it could have been. I wish the writers would stop having his personality revolve around Daemon, but it’s probably their way of building up to God’s Eye. Honestly, I would’ve preferred a scene of Aemond with his family dealing with B&C aftermath rather than fucking off to the brothel.

Now, changing topics to the Rhaenyra and Daemon divorce scene. I think viewers’ reactions to this scene depend a lot on whether or not you’re a Daemon fan. He really comes off not great in the entire sequence from when Rhaenyra learns about B&C to when Daemon leaves. Also, it’s very obvious Sara Hess wrote the scene; she’s been vocal about how she dislikes Daemon, and a lot of what Rhaenyra says seems to be opinions that Sara has shared. I think Rhaenyra was right to call out Daemon for B&C and for lying to her face about it.

It may have been better if they had more buildup showing cracks between Daemon and Rhaenyra, because she’s also calling him out for a lot of stuff besides B&C. There was the S1E10 argument and choking scene, but some more interaction in S2E1 or E2 where they’re at odds would have made it fresher in viewers’ memories. But it’s not necessary, and I think the scene works as is.

Despite viewers’ feelings on this scenes, it was VERY well acted by both Emma and Matt. And it leads to Rhaenyra’s interesting interaction with Baela. Rhaenyra refuses to risk Jace and send him out on patrol near KL, but she tells Baela to do the exact same thing. It’s very subtle, and the scene is framed as a positive thing between the two characters, but this is probably the most morally gray decision Rhaenyra makes in this episode. She won’t risk her child, but she will risk Daemon’s child immediately after they fought.

The Mysaria scenes were interesting. I really don’t mind the show’s efforts to whitewash her. She’s horrible in the book, but show!Mysaria is actually sympathetic for the most part. She worked her way up from nothing but the people in charge of the system keep stomping her back down. I think her dialogue about Daemon/Otto/powerful men was heavy-handed foreshadowing that she’s going to end up serving Rhaenyra, who is notably not a man.

I don’t have a lot of groundbreaking comments about Erryk & Arryk. It was very emotionally impactful…and I wish the episode had ended either with them dying, or with the scene where Aegon is crying by himself, rather than ANOTHER Alicole sex scene. 💀

Overall, this episode had its highlights, and acting is phenomenal as always. But the writers really need to figure out what to do with Alicent and Criston, other than have the fuck all the time.

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #33

Still playing a bit of catchup but heyy that's ok because today we're reading PKNA #28: Metamorphosis which is one of my favorite chapters!! Looking forward to this one, Xadhoom time is always a treat (even if it's kinda depressing).

This is one of the only chapters I've seen where the person translating the comic into English actually included the little preliminary paragraph, and it's the one that immediately starts by telling my to spread my legs OKAY 💀

Uno therapy, tell the orb where it hurts the most

Who's THIS asshole??? Bring back my boy Camera 9 >:(

Really big fan of this guy just getting absolutely fucking incinerated RIP bozo.

Oh yeah also the Evronians are furries now, forgot to mention that

HAHAHAHAHA UH OH!!!!!!

Xadhoom having one of the most formative traumatic experiences of her life and these two fuckin goofballs are here doing this shit 😭

DAWG LOOK AT HER

One of the panels of all time, I love Uno and Donald's expressions here so much

"It's probable"? Brother she literally explained to us in her first appearance that if she gets mad enough she'll turn into a black hole 💀

So many Uno orbs... the harvest is bountiful this year

The way Uno just silently brings out a bucket of popcorn and Donald starts munching mid conversation. What are they doing 😭

holy shit. she's so fucking cool. oh my god.

Angus is falling in love with her which like, fair, but also AAAH EEEW EW GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

OOOOOH SHE'S REALLY FEELIN HERSELF!! Good for her. I'm sure this cannot go wrong.

Dating advice: Eat a raw cactus in front of your first date partner to assert dominance

Uno what the fuck does this mean. UNO???

Not to make an extremely specific reference but this is exactly like that one scene from Megamind and I can't not make the comparison

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

I DON'T LIKE THIS COMI

Nvm she's fine and also mutated again and also PISSED THE FUCK OFF

don't think it, don't say it, don't think it, don't say it-

starting to develop a theory for why these comics may have stopped being released in america SORRY

All this stress for an ugly ass alien that wasn't even Xari SHIIIET

I mean hey we still got a good conclusion out of it though! Xadhoom has the ability to heal!!! This is HUGE for her!!!

This comic is fantastic, I don't even really feel like I need to explain why. The exploration of Xadhoom's character is just *mwah* 👌

I actually really appreciate the way her anger is handled in this series. At no point in the story is Xadhoom ever shamed for her desire to get revenge on the Evronians. I feel like in another narrative there could’ve easily been a plot point of like “but the Evronians are people too 🥺 we should feel bad that she's blowing them all up” but here it’s basically like “no, the Evronians are bad, they regularly genocide and enslave other races, they deserve what’s coming to them.”

This time we finally DO see Xadhoom start to pull back a little bit, and not because she's hurting the Evronians, but because she's hurting herself. Her rage and self-loathing is getting in the way of her own healing, and it's really nice to see her realize that. I know how her story ends past this so I'm gonna go ahead and keep my mouth shut until we get there. But as for this story, I like where it takes us!

I hit the image limit already so I can't say much of anything about the bonus Lyla comic, other than that this one is pretty cute and the art is beautiful as always!

[oh-three]

Andor S2E10:

Went all of season two without watching recaps, but I'm watching this one because why not watch a recap on the night of the finale?

Looks like Lonni and Luthen might get fucked over?

1 BBY 😭

That fucking armor set looked like Darth Vader lmao

"I'm burned." Oh, Lonni.

Lonni discovered the Death Star, didn't he?

"We're in this together." Says the one who's 100% gonna kill him as soon as he's got the fucking information.

YEAH, HE FUCKING FOUND THE DEATH STAR.

Lonni did not fucking deserve that, though. His wife and daughter 😭

There's definitely something between Luthen and Kleya, though, right? I'm not imagining things?

Holy fuck, Dedra is onto them.

"At the moment, only two pieces of questionable provenance in the gallery." (definitely him & Dedra lmao, he was not subtle with that one)

Somehow, Dedra's figured out how to talk in Luthen Code. Scary shit.

WHERE did she get that Starpath unit? Idr what happened to it after Cassian gave it to Luthen

Oop, yeah, she knows what he's been up to.

"And you're too late. The rebellion isn't here anymore. It's flown away. It's everywhere now. There's a whole galaxy out there waiting to disgust you." Omgggg, the angst. Luthen is so fucking dead.

OH, THAT'S ALSO AN OPTION, I GUESS.

I mean, it makes sense? He's killed everyone that's been burned, so it makes sense he'd take himself out when his time was up.

Kleya standing there watching them take him away, knowing she'll probably never see him again 😭

Heert: ?????

Ohhhhhhhh. Axis. That's Luthen.

Watching the Empire raid the shop 😭

Kleya standing alone in the empty safehouse 😭

LUTHEN FLASHBACK?

They actually made Stellan Skarsgard look younger, that's neat.

Ohhh, this is how he met Kleya…Okay, maybe it's more father-daughter than romantic.

I can't tell if he was Imperial or if that's some other army. Probably Imperial, though, Kleya's not actually that old.

Kleya pretending to be a patient and then a nurse to go get to him 😭

She looks like Padme with her hair up like that.

Wait, why the fuck is Dedra being arrested?

Younger Luthen having a crisis, accidentally finding Kleya, and deserting is wild though. Good for him.

"This your daughter?" / "Yes." And that's who she became to him. 😭

Okay, but Kleya was a badass even as a child.

The Empire arresting (and executing) half a dozen people for one sniper bolt is such an Imperial move. Ugh.

Kleya forcing herself to watch the execution 😭

"[Granny scatting]" was really just a subtitle 💀

Okay, but present-Kleya is insane at undercover lmao.

Ohhh, it's a detonator.

DID SHE JUST BLOW UP LUTHEN?

Oh, okay. I overreacted.

I mean, she did kill him, but…just making sure the job got done properly. And saying goodbye one last time. 😭

So that's how life support works in Star Wars.

Dedra's gonna be pissed.

The fade to black at the end…

Also. An Andor episode without Cassian Andor in it???

[tibialtybalt]

MAG 40 - Human Remains

Really fun title btw

My GOD Jon sounds like he's doing so fucking bad

ARCHIVIST I’m fine.

ELIAS Look-- you look like a mummy.

💀💀💀💀

ARCHIVIST No. I need to be here. Keep watch. I need to be sure…

GUHHHHHH. Auuughhh

I'm inspecting Elias's every word btw.

and in fact I was getting ready to raise the issue of Martin’s continuing to live in the Institute’s basement, especially as I believe he’s been stealing fire extinguishers.

Did I hear Jon snicker at this? I don't think I made that up!

I do apologise that it took me quite so long to figure out how to actually work the system. If I’d been quicker…

FUCK OFFFFF I'm picturing him checking his watch

ARCHIVIST It’s the last thing I remember before blacking out. Tens of thousands of… things without mouths screaming as one.

ELIAS … Yes. Horrible sound. Anyway,

FKDHJSHFJDJD

Was like bloody Swiss che–

ARCHIVIST Yes… thank you.

Helpppp

ARCHIVIST Tell me what happened to Gertrude Robinson.

ELIAS Jon, how many times do we need to go over this?

ARCHIVIST We’ve never got it on tape.

ELIAS You can barely stand. Just… why don’t we just do this tomorrow?

And why do you not want to answer the question huh. Why not.

The police tested the blood and confirmed the DNA matched to Gertrude, though I don’t know why they had her on file.

LMAO

TIM Sure. Just… quarantine, y’know? Not as much fun as it sounds.

Yeah . Well. They couldn't have anticipated how much the general public would have an opinion on that particular sentence

Tim sounds so downtrodden man.......

I spotted the tape recorder lying on the ground, and went over to, er, see if it was damaged,

Technically true lol

Her face so full of holes it’s like, “my eyes are up here”, but they’re not, you know?

Incomprehensible, thanks bestie

I am hopelessly endeared to Tim

have a theory, actually. I think they weren’t ready to attack when you found the tunnels. It’s like, something in the Institute slows them down, and makes them, um, heh, sluggish.

1. Lol 2. Smart Tim moments<3

I was probably still out of my skull, and half-hallucinated the whole thing, but it looked like they were trying to make a doorway.

You can really just do whatever

Not!Sasha's yes anding goes crazy

NOT!SASHA Yes, Michael… With the bones in his hands. We still don’t know much about him, do we?

Probing for info already huh

They took you away, so I waited with Elias. He was looking at me strangely, but we were both quiet. It had been a very strange day.

Interesting that she would mention this

MARTIN I… alright. Are you okay?

ARCHIVIST Fine. Painkillers are starting to wear off, but… It’s fine. Statement of Martin Blackwood, archival assistant, etcetera, etcetera. Go.

Yeah real

🥺🥺🥺................ Martinnnn

Jmart brain is taking over. Sorry it's terminal

MARTIN She was shot! Three times, that I could see. Three shots to the chest.

Uhuh. Yeah it was three times. Don't worry about it

Also I tend to hc this scene as Jon's first real compulsion outside of a statement but hearing it again nah I just think Martin's like that

Bangs my fists on the grounddddd

I’m going to figure this out, and I’m not going to stop. They’ll have to kill me first.

I need to blow him up

Holy shit I forgot that Martin Corcoran did both Dr Eliott and Breekon. That's crazy

Well! The Magnus Archives is a podcast! I'm kicking my feet and giggling and things of that nature.

I really like how dramatically people change in this podcast because of their experiences. I'm excited for s2 Jon, now that he's learned that feigning skepticism won't help and now that he's freshly traumatized. He's throwing away one of his key s1 characteristics. The key characteristic. It's neat

[aneenasevla]

Red Velvet - Chapter 10 part 2

MasterList / Akane’s profile / Last chapter here

Chapter 10 - Thrift Store Wars (part 2)

Lihito sends the pic of him holding the prized red rug in the group chat. It didn't take long for the answers to come in, and they came in all degrees of confusion.

Gigolo_Master: 

dude what the hell is that??

GiantKiller: 

?????

What happened to your eye?!

EggHead: 

ffs should’ve known this would happen sooner or later

alright, where are you hiding the body? Need our help?

Kelpthullu: 

relax, he’s just happy he had a successful hunt 

it’s a rug

EggHead: 

huh

a rug??

looks like a monster right outta shadow of the colossus to me

why the hell do you want a rug??

Kelpthullu: 

he’s here at the bakery bragging his ass off

I don’t blame him though, he deserves it

I heard it was a brutal battle

with old ladies branding sledgehammers and everything

lots of kicks and blows too

GiantKiller: 

???¿¿¿

Wait, you’re serious?

You aren’t joking, Ohma?

What about that emoji? You forgot the emoji, man!

Kelpthullu: 

I’m serious

he’s got a black eye and everything

EggHead: 

yeah, awesome, but that doesn’t answer the question

WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED A RUG 😳😳😳

AND ONE THAT CAME STRAIGHT OUTTA SOME VINTAGE PORN

Gigolo_Master: 

Did you decide to abandon your pride and finally fuck someone on top of those?

Mr_Iron_Fingers: 

calm yo ass down egghead

the rug isn’t mine

it’s Akane’s 

I got it for her 

😎

Kelpthullu: 

with means he got himself into an epic brawl to get it for her

I’m proud of this bastard for the first time in years

Mr_Iron_Fingers: 

fuck you tokita

but yeah, I’m proud of myself too!

Gigolo_Master: 

wait

no, wait

I’ll need a better explanation 

Kelpthullu: 

(answering to @Mr_Iron_Fingers) you already fucked yourself enough for both of us 

was it any good? 😎😎

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

🖕

GiantKiller: 

Seriously, explain what happened, for god’s sake!

What’s up with the “old ladies with sledgehammers” part?

EggHead: 

I'm still waiting, but they completely ignored me

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

calm the fuck down

you have to explain this shit better tokita

I got the rug at a thrift store

remember how Akane wanted me to go shopping with her?

yeah, so

this fuzzy bastard was on sale for only 500 yen

500 FUCKING YEN

Gigolo_Master: 

500 yen???

holy shit they were almost giving it for free

EggHead: 

damn… where’s this store? I kinda wanna buy one now, it's so cheap 

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

it’s in Shinjuku

it was one of those thrift stores only street

the perfect place for a quality brawl lmao

Kelpthullu: 

and then he faced some old ladies with sledgehammers

lots of people in a free-for-all brawl

all because of that rug

if I had heard about it, I would've jumped right into the middle

and it wouldn't even been for the rug 😎

Gigolo_Master:

oh a thrift store fight

classic

you went easy on the weaklings there, right?

you can kill one of them with a single bitch-slap

and now that I think of it, it's a good thing ohma wasn't there too

you two would’ve gone to jail for a few months

Kelpthullu: 

I wanted to face the sledgehammer ladies too… 😎

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

there was no sledgehammer lady, dude, just one with a heavy ass purse

but yeah I went easy on those bitches

just hit them with the rug a few times to get the point across

fuck’s sake

Gigolo_Master:

LMAOOOOOO

Fuck I wish I could’ve seen that 💀

GiantKiller:

Oh my god 😂

EggHead:

fuck why didn’t you record this shit?? 

next time we’ll go with you

Kelpthullu: 

I’m coming too 🙋‍♂️

I want a new sweater! 

EggHead:

no, guys, wait…

you aren’t addressing the elephant in the room

you went to a freakin thrift store

got yourself into a brawn for some cheap rug

almost got arrested (again)

all because of… Akane?

Kelpthullu:

and why do you think I’m proud of him?

he got a prized prey for his woman

I would do the same!

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

DON’T GIVE ME THAT ‘MY WOMAN’ SHIT

she saw the rug, liked it and wanted to buy it

she couldn’t do it on her own cause of the freakin crowd on her way

they all wanted the fuckin rug, so I went there and got it for her

nothing more

GiantKiller:

and you were absolutely okay with taking a sledgehammer to the face for her

just like that

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

it wasn’t a sledgehammer

it was a purse for fucks sake

GiantKiller:

HAH!

You didn’t deny it! 

You really were doing all this for her!

EggHead:

I refuse to believe he did that just to bang a chick HE ALREADY BANGED 

there’s a line and you ran over it with a fucking backhoe! 

and I'd also do the same for tomori, tokita, we're on the same team ❤️

hey @Gigolo_Master would you do the same for your lady friends?

I've never saw a more dedicated fuck-buddy LOL

Gigolo_Master:

hell no, they would get the wrong idea! 

LMAOOOOO

I’M CRYING

KANEDA YOU’RE A GENIUS 

you caught him red-handed 

🤣

GiantKiller:

Hey @Mr_Iron_Fingers are you answering us or nah?

You’ve been typing for ten minutes now

Kelpthullu: 

he's here at the bakery, and he's pissed

I almost choke on my food when he yelled at me

Cannibal is all confused

Gigolo_Master: 

OH SHIT

she’s there with him??

EggHead: 

man that’s one badass she-devil

dumbass didn’t even realized she folded him like a napkin 

I tip my cap to her, Tomori has some kickass friends, holy fuck 👏👏

Kelpthullu: 

go hunt a boar down and give it to her

she'll drag you to bed in no time

EggHead: 

holy shit tokita

this isn’t stone age

the fuck you’re talking about

Kelpthullu: 

I’m serious

it happened to me

GiantKiller: 

My goodness, Ohma

Himuro's right, you're getting quite scary

Gigolo_Master: 

told you so!

and answer us already @Mr_Iron_Fingers

we’re waiting!

I’m on my smoke break, so be quick 

Kelpthullu: 

he excused himself and went to the toilet

and come on, haven’t you ever eaten something on top of one of these carpets?

I like eating katsudon with Kana on top of one 😎

"Hey, Ichiro, aren't you going to answer them?," Ohma asks, outside the chat.

"Rihito, damn it! Uuh...," Rihito, who had jumped up from the table, hugging his phone to his chest with a furiously red face, turned to Akane. "Excuse me, I'll be right back..."

"Oh... okay...," She gives him space to get out of the chair, and goes to the counter. "Eh... I want some chocolate donuts."

"Alright!," Tomori says, smiling, while Rihito practically ran to the men's toilet, slipping into one of the only two cubicles and sitting on the toilet lid, huffing angrily. He takes several deep breaths, trying to control himself, trying not to let the jokes and insinuations affect him, throw him off balance, or make him unable to stop thinking about Akane's happy smile when he handed her the rug and how it left his heart beating like crazy…

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

man you guys are so fucking dumb

really

you should’ve figured out what my plans are by now

GiantKiller: 

And here we go again 🙄

Kelpthullu: 

what, did you buy it so you could eat katsudon on top of it? 😎

Gigolo_Master: 

I doubt it ohma

but alright rihito

I’ll pretend I believe in your intentions just this once, for the sake of argument

what are your plans?

Kelpthullu: 

I still think it’s related to katsudon

with hot cocoa on the side

on top of a fuzzy rug, in the middle of winter

sounds pretty nice 😎

EggHead: 

man stop

it’s cold as fuck and you’re making me hungry

Agito is in town and he loves katsudon 

I think I’ll invite him to go eat some

Kelpthullu: 

you should invite tomori instead, I think… 😎

Mr_Iron_Fingers: 

man quit with the katsudon shit!

and I do wanna eat something on top of that rug

HER

it must be hella nice to have sex on top of that rug

it’s as soft as a peach

Gigolo_Master: 

… Rihito

my man

my pal

my panther slayer

stop

just stop

it’s getting embarrassing 

no one's buying it 

GiantKiller: 

Even Ohma’s making jokes now, man, just quit it

Hey, wait

WAIT

Katsu = breaded meat

Don = an impact sound

…

Oh my God, Ohma deceived us 

What an evil genius! 

Kelpthullu: 

you noticed it just now?

Gigolo_Master: 

FUCK

SON OF A BITCH

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE IT BEFORE???

EggHead: 

EEEEEEEW 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

DUDE YOU MADE ME THINK OF AGITO

THAT’S FUCKING NASTY

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Kelpthullu: 

sorry, I know agito likes katsudon

but it was all your fault anyway 😎

EggHead: 

FUCK OFF TOKITA

I was gonna invite my bro to eat, all innocent and shit

now thinking about katsudon is making me sick, all because of you 

I’m gonna eat some noodles, SO DON’T JOKE ABOUT MY FOOD

Gigolo_Master: 

man, what a day we’re having

ohma making double entendre jokes

okubo questioning his own sexuality 

and rihito abandoning his casanova ways thanks to a she-devil 

this year started with a fucking bang! 

GiantKiller: 

I’m already crying 🤣🤣🤣

I can't even concentrate on my work!

Mr_Iron_Fingers:

FUCK YOU GUYS

NO, REALLY

sometimes I don’t even know why I still talk to you

I already said I’m not like you!

I’m a man as free as a nerd

*herd

**BIRD

FFS

Gigolo_Master: 

LMAOOOOO I’M DYING 

I’M GONNA PISS IN MY PANTS

I’ll need to go change in the middle of my shift all because of this fucking chat

😂😂😂😂😂

Kelpthullu: 

better go now before your break ends

… damn, I want to eat katsudon now

I’ll ask kanami if she can make it for dinner 

no rugs this time 😎

GiantKiller: 

GUYS STOP

Everyone’s staring at me!

EggHead: 

dude you're FORBIDDEN from talking about katsudon on this chat

jesus titty fucking christ 

I can’t fucking unsee it now

you ruined the reputation of a good ol’ katsudon bowl for me

… but the rug thing is actually a good idea 

I’ll buy one for Tomori, I think she’ll like it

Kelpthullu: 

you gonna eat katsudon on top of… alright, alright, I’ll stop

I already had my fun

tell agito I said hi 

EggHead:

sure thing

"Hey Kanami, can we eat Katsudon for dinner tonight?," Ohma asks the baker.

"I think so, we have the ingredients," She smiles and raises an eyebrow. "Why? Are you craving it?"

"Yeah, kinda," he says with the most inexpressive face in the world.

Akane had no idea about ​​the uproar Ohma caused in the group chat because of a dish. And because of her rug.

Gigolo_Master: 

man this rug is the talk of the town now

rihito sure created a trend

watch out for the sledgehammer ladies okubo

EggHead:

nah, I’m not going to a thrift store

I’m smarter than that

I’m gonna order it online so I can choose a color she likes

Kelpthullu: 

are you running from a good fight now, okubo?

ichiro was braver than you

have some shame 

EggHead:

dude I’m a public figure

I can’t just start fights on thrift stores and get away with it

but I’m gonna ask first, Tomori doesn’t like expensive stuff 

Kelpthullu: 

boars are for free and you can find one on any forest nearby 👍🏼

and you can even eat it

10/10

EggHead:

I wanna hear that story some time

but in person, and with beer on the side

Gigolo_Master: 

and rihito said it was only 500 yen

what, you’re gonna buy it online only to pay more? Don’t be dumb

ask him the name of the store and order one from there

EggHead:

dude threw hands for 500 fucking yen

It isn't funnier only because he didn't pay for it

Ohma grimaces.

"Hey," He turned to Akane, who was still at the table waiting for Lihito. "Who paid for the rug? You or him?"

"Oh, it was him," She smiled. "It was so cute of him, wasn't it?"

"Cool. Thanks," he gives Akane a thumbs up. She just shrugged.

Kelpthullu: 

he actually paid for it

EggHead:

HE PAID FOR IT?!?!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT MAN

HE WENT TO A THRIFT STORE

GOT HIMSELF INTO A BRAWL

ALMOST GOT K'ed O BY AN OLD LADY’S PURSE

GOT PUNCHED BY SOME LOSERS

GOT A BLACK EYE

ALL TO GRAB SOME PORN-ISH RUG

FOR A FUCK-BUDDY

AND HE PAID FOR IT ON TOP OF IT ALL

man you’re my fucking hero LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

you went the distance just to fuck a chick who’s pratically YOURS 

give him a round of applause everyone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

GiantKiller: 

Goodness gracious

I’m all for respecting women, but this is on another level

I’m speechless

Well done, man, we love you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Kelpthullu: 

a boar would be less trouble, you son of a bitch

I’m so proud of this idiot, damn 

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Gigolo_Master: 

WHAT

HE PAID FOKNQ21wjmhs76jm

462m

GiantKiller:

?????????

Himuro

Are you okay??

EggHead:

maybe he had a stroke

I’m almost having one myself

Gigolo_Master: 

THE FUCKING PHONE FELL FROM MY HAND

HOLY CRAP

I'm floored

and this motherfucker says okubo is a simp LMAOOOOO

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

EggHead:

as he said before

“the tall trees will be brought down” and shit

well, that tree fell to ground like a sack of brics LMAO

I feel so fucking vindicated! 

Kelpthullu: 

me too, he always gave me shit for that

well, he’s always saying he’s built like a bull

now he’s been tamed like one 😎

GiantKiller: 

What do you have to say in your defense @Mr_Iron_Fingers?

Rihito?

Gigolo_Master: 

HIS ICON WENT OFFLINE LOL

we fucking broke him

EggHead:

DUDE FUCKING RAGE QUITTED LMAOOOO

MAN THAT WAS FANTASTIC

I told you guys, I’ve never felt more vindicated in my life 🥰🥰

Kelpthullu: 

maybe he drowned in the toilet or something

he's been there for a while now

the Cannibal is still here waiting for him

Ohma looks at the toilet area, gets up and goes to the door.

"Hey, Ichiro, are you okay there?," He knocks on the wood.

"What happened, Ohma?," Kanami asks.

"We were talking on the group chat, but now he went silent…," His face was completely unfazed.

There is no response from inside the toilet. A full half minute passes in silence. And just when Ohma thought he would need to break down the door to make sure Rihito hadn't tried to flush himself away or something, it opens abruptly.

Rihito comes out, pale, staring at Ohma as if he doesn't recognize him. His green eyes seemed strangely glassy, ​​unfocused, as if his mind wasn't present with the rest of his body. 

Ohma raises an eyebrow, legitimately worried.

"Hey man, what's up?," He wasn't laughing or joking. "Seriously, you're worrying me here... you look sick."

"What's going on?," it's Akane's voice, getting closer, concern on her face. "Are you feeling ill, Rihito?"

She holds onto his arm, trying to reach him.

Her touch seems to finally awaken Rihito from his lethargic stage. His eyes come to life again as they look at her. He swallows hard, manages a weak smile and, when he speaks, his voice is more controlled than Ohma would have expected.

"I- no, no, I'm fine! It's just... I think the thrift store incident got into me more than I imagined," He snorts a little, touching his injured eye. "But don't worry, I'll be fine! I won't be knocked down by some losers, hahaha…"

"Do you want me to help you go home?," she asks, even more worried.

"I can help you both, if you want," Ohma offers. Despite what happened in the group chat, they were still friends. "I can call a cab…"

"No! I mean... there's no need, Tokita," Rihito assures, waving a hand. "Walking will do me good, I think I just need to get some air... and anyway, Akane, we agreed that I'll help you with the rug, right? I can move the couch so you can choose the best spot for it and such…"

"Yes, but not if you're not feeling good," She was really worried. "But... are you really okay? Can I trust your word?"

"Sure you can! You saw me drag at least two dudes across a store aisle without even breaking a sweat. Moving a tacky couch around is a piece of cake," He assures, and opens a smile that at least seemed confident on the surface.

Ohma just looks at him suspiciously. Then he looks at Akane. "Look, if he starts to feel sick, you know who to call."

"Okay," She nods, sighing. "Let's go then, I'll give you some medicine when we get to my place... anyway, being alone won't help. I'll let you know how he's doing, Mr. Tokita."

He nods, looks at Rihito one last time and returns to the counter. Kanami looks at him a little worried but Ohma gave her a thumbs up, to wich she just nods.

Rihito does the same, scratching the back of his head again. He glances one last time at Ohma over his shoulder before following Akane and helping her with the shopping bags, the rug once again securely tucked inside one of them.

For a second, Ohma felt like he saw something strange in his friend's eyes. And it wasn't anger or hurt at their jokes on the group chat. He didn't know what to call what he saw, but he knew he had never seen it in Rihito's eyes before.

Ohma returns to the group chat to share the news.

Kelpthullu: 

he left with Cannibal

seriously everyone

he’s acting really strange

he looked almost disturbed when he left the bakery

I’ve never seen him like this before

I think we went too far

Gigolo_Master: 

dude what do you mean

he loves to make fun of everyone here, but can’t handle it when it’s his turn?

we didn’t go that far, c’mon

he would do the same in our place

GiantKiller: 

yeah, but he’s not used to being the target around here

he needs to learn how to take a joke

EggHead:

no, wait a sec, he isn’t like that at all

he usually doesn’t mind being the butt of the joke

he just tells us to go fuck ourselves and calls it a day

now I’m kinda worried

maybe it’s because of his injuries?

he said he took some blows during the thrift store brawl 

Kelpthullu: 

maybe

he looked really pale

and it didn’t look like he threw up

the Cannibal took him to her place, she’ll give us a call if anything happens

I’ll keep you guys updated

Gigolo_Master: 

thanks ohma

but man, that’s so fucking stupid

now I’m pissed

he’s acting like a prissy bitch just because he doesn’t want to face the truth

okubo didn’t act like that when it was his turn

I’m too old for this shit

GiantKiller: 

Guess we’ll have to do an intervention

And I’m not looking forward to it

Kelpthullu: 

(answering to @Gigolo_Master) thank fuck you guys didn't have to deal with me when it was my turn, and I'm serious

GiantKiller: 

We can give it a pass when it comes to you, Ohma

You had those heart problems in the past, so you had no idea what was going on and got confused

Okubo was just too embarrassed to talk to us, but he accepted it pretty quickly

Rihito is the one who likes to act all high and mighty and who's too worried about his stupid manly pride

Like he would lose his golden jewels if he admitted he's a human being with feelings

Kelpthullu: 

I’ll admit it, I was one of those dumbfucks before I died that time

and I got my ass kicked for it

I am glad it was before I met kanami

GiantKiller: 

Yeah, that’s my point

Even you, the least educated of us in the academic sense learned from your mistakes

Gigolo_Master: 

exactly

and the girl’s pretty chill

I meet her for a single night, but I could see she’s nice

and they’re on the same vibes, not just the perverted ones

but does this make him accept his feelings and give the relationship a try? Nope

dumbass is too worried about his stupid pride

if things keep like this, she'll get tired of waiting and will kick him to the curb

and who'll have to deal with his bitching and moaning afterwards? US

EggHead:

you guys know he’s still on the group chat, right?

we’re acting like a bunch of gossipy old ladies here

Kelpthullu:

I’m down with being one of those if I have a sledgehammer 😎

so I can knock down any blonde fuck who tries to steal my rug 😎

EggHead:

FFS DUDE LMAOOOOOO

GiantKiller: 

OH MY GOD OHMA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gigolo_Master: 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

I even forgot what I was about to say man

okay I remembered

(answering to @EggHead) dude I don’t give a damn

he should read what we’re saying, then he’ll see this shit isn’t funny anymore

I’m not one to talk about someone behind their back, specially if it’s one of my friends

Kelpthullu:

alright then

I’ll be off now guys

kanami’s shift is almost over

again, I’ll let you guys know if anything happens

EggHead: 

sure thing

go eat some katsudon LOL

okay, now that I’m calmer, this shit’s pretty funny

I’ll be off too

let’s schedule a day to go talk to rihito later

Gigolo_Master: 

yeah, and I’ll beat his ass if he tries to run away

I’ll go back to work now

talk to you guys after my shift

see ya

GiantKiller: 

see you guys later

Nextpart here

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

ok so i dont feel like doing a full on review of the new episode so im just gonna make bullet points of the high lights and things that stuck out to me lmao

((contents spoilers below))

• still love that intro its so fucking awesome

• still loving the upgraded animation its so fluent and beautiful but still maintains that classic “aqua teen” look

• ok but shake is kinda hot in that outfit ngl

• shake looks like literally every millennial in my town and especially the ones that go to the coffee shops in my area lol

• MEATWAD IN THE FUCKING HIGH CHAIR IM CRYING

• “its spelled with a g cuz disney owns it” 💀💀

• “hoverboard” and its the fucking roomba 💀

• this is literally clone high istg with the self aware roombas istg /j

• all the robots had little hands that kinda looked like shakes thats so cute

• his whole rant about drinking the cream had me dead

• “its an easy fix tanner” BFNFCFNGFVX bro has beef with tanner lmao

• “master shaken not stirred” ok but that cream work was fucking bad ass

• bro literally had robots write his movie for him thats literally what it felt like when i would be paired with ppl for school projects and i had to do all the work for them but they still take credit for it 😭💀🙄

• DAMN BRO chill out with the coffee

• “script title” thats so shake

• bro literally just called his characters “boy 1” and “boy 2” 😭😭

• “i dont drink coffee its makes me uhh..” IT MAKES YOU WHAT FRYLOCK?!?! • oh hi theres more robots

• MEATWAD HANGING OUT WITH THE ROBOTS THATS SO CUTE TWO OF MY FAV THINGS TOGETHER AND THE SIPPING AND SWIRLING THE COFFEE AROUND MOTIONS WERE SO CUTE TF

• “a relationship of a gummy bear and candy cane” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

• THE MICHAEL CAINE ROBOT IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM HIS LITTLE GLASSES AND ACCENT I CANT

• “the movie” at carls 🙄🙄🙄

• MEATWAD COVERING HIS EYES CUZ HES NOT ALLOWED TO SEE THAT STUFF 🥺🥺🥺 ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE ME GET EMOTIONAL OVER HIM?!?! /nm ((love the nod/continuity of meatwad not being able to see that type of stuff tho))

• MOVIE TIME

• WHY DOES THE MOVIE LOOK LIKE THOSE OLD QUIZNOS COMMERCIALS HELP YALL KNOW WHICH ONES I MEAN 💀💀💀

• LOOK AT MEATWAD HES SHIELDING HIS EYES AGAIN HES SO PRECIOUS I CANT

• “easy with the hands love” 💀💀💀 I LOVE THAT HE CALLS EVERYONE LOVE CUZ HES BRI’ISH

• WHERE DID FRYLOCK GET THE MONEY TO GET A LITERAL IPHONE FUCKING 15?! DAMN BRO

• NO WAY YALL THEY GOT A ROBOT OF THE GUY FROM THE WEAPON OF CHOICE MUSIC VIDEO 😱😱😱 ((/t ik its christopher walken lol))

• HOLY SHIT IS THAT MR FUCKING BUTLERTRON I CANT BELIEVE THEY PUT MR B FROM THE HIT SERIES CLONE HIGH IN ATHF 😱😱😱 /j

• “and michael richards” THE MICHAEL RICHARDS??? COSMO KRAMER MICHAEL RICHARDS?!?!

• “now i can make toast in another city” said no one ever AND BOI WHERE YOU GOING ANYWAY YOURE POOR

• HOW DARE YOU DENY THE BABEY BOY TOAST

• bro literally just killed all the robots 0s and 1s are like robot poison lol

• classic athf to just blow up the house lmao

• DAMN THAT LEAF TRANSITION WAS SO GOOD AND PRETTY

• “sticks and hicks” lmao

• it looks so peaceful up there kinda reminds me of that one og emma chamberlain video where her and her dad go to her grandparents house in the literal woods lmao

• “read some books, play some board games, make some s’mores” that sounds so cozy and im just picturing them all doing that and its so cute

• “no wifi? im going back to the robots” thats an honest to god mood

• IS THIS THE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS?! /j

AND SCENE

ngl the most recent episode wasnt the best out of the 3 so far tbh but it wasnt horrible probably give it like a 6 or 7 out of 10 i also like how they do the credits over the episode it gives them more of the episode to do but also ends in a way thats still very “aqua teen” if that makes sense

also wish they did more with them out in the country and like maybe doing something at a regular cabin instead of the robot in disguise ((which ik was the joke/point of how it ended)) but still that wouldve been really wholesome

[skzoologist]

I'M BACK I'M BACK-

I spent the entire weekend at the hello82 ATEEZ pop-up in my city and omg, there were so many ppl,,,I talked to staff a lot these last few days and apparently ppl started lining up around 7 am to me further up in line,,,,(for reference, staff arrive at 11 am and the pop up doesn't open until noon),,,,they sold out in 2 and a half hrs Friday, 2 hrs Saturday, and 1 and a half hrs Sunday,,,,the amt of dedication some of these ppl have scares me, esp since it was 43°F (6°C) in the morning 😭😭

I'm still in shock over just how much has happened over the weekend, starting from the countdown live Thursday night before the MV and album dropped 💀

I ended up buying a signed album (BY MY BIAS NONETHELESS?? LIKE HELLO?? WHAT- 😃) and a pop up exclusive vinyl (I ALMOST did not get to buy it cuz they sell things out so fast even tho I was 9th or 10th in line) :D

THE POPUP AND HELLO82 EXCLUSIVE DIGIPACKS SOLD SO FAST?? Esp today, the Digipacks were out of stock by the 4th person in line,,,,all 4 of the first ppl in line bought 4 Digipacks EACH and I was walking around Sunday at the venue (being kinda nosy) to see what ppl got, and one of them had bought 1 of each version PLUS a signed album 😭 and Saturday, I watched a person walk out with like, one of each item (vinyl, at least 1 of each of the 3 versions of the album, and I think like 2-4 Digipacks and a signed, or if not, 3 signed versions of the albums 😭😭), and staff was nervous that their bag was going to break even thought they separated their stuff into 2 bags already 😭

I also spoke with someone in line who was in line all 3 days and they said they didn't sell out as fast on Friday because everyone was being careful to make sure more ppl could get the chance to buy something, but it seems they ran out of stock so quickly on Saturday and Sunday because some ppl up at the front bought up to the max limit, leaving the others with no chance of getting them which sucked 😭😭

I went thru so much gas this weekend for the pop up and the Cupsleeve events that went on in my area,,,,I started the weekend with a tank that was 7/8th of the way full, and now I'm down to 1/6 💀

But it was a fun weekend and I'm happy with everything I got, kinda wish some of the ppl up at the front of the line thought a bit more ab the ppl at the back when purchasing tho,,,cuz apparently they were there all 3 days and maxed out the purchases of at least 1 thing each day ;-;

- 🐹

WELCOME BACK 🐹 ANONNIE!

Oh my god, excuse my language, but holy fucking shit. As a small lil european country living person, this sounds insane to me. Standing in line for what, like 5 hours? In nearly freezing temperatures? What now? 😀

Yea, lately it's been crazy with all the stuff happening, and I feel like only more will happen, you know? It's a scary thought lol

OMG, CONGRATS! 💜 Now why do I feel like you will make those your family heirlooms tho-

Yeah, okay, no, people buying several things and basically buying the whole stock up? Excuse me? 💀 The more I read, the more I see just how lucky you got to get all your stuff, what the hell, I'm shooketh 💀💀💀 (as far as I know, there are no such events in our country, so this really blows me away)

YOU SPENT HOW MUCH GAS?????? DARLING DEAREST, WHAT THE--

Also yea, it's sad that people selfishly buy them all up and don't leave enough for the others. Maybe the purchases per person could be even more limited, but then again, I don't know much of these events so I'll shut up instead before someone tries to eat me alive lol. And hey, if you had a fun and nice weekend, then that's all that matters! Hope it was a nice break from the stress in your life.

[chuuyascumsock]

Holy fucking shit what's wrong with denial-chan.

How can one get so pressed about a silly little blog dedicated to a silly little character? 😭

And for claiming that we have low IQ here:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bungo Stray Dogs. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dead authors most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dazai's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bungo Stray Dogs truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dazai's existential catchphrase "Bungo Deez nutz," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Asagiri's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bungo Stray Dogs tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

- 🪷

YOU HAVE A BSD TATTOO?? Damn, I want one too. That sounds so fun.

But to understand Bsd, you have to understand the concept and the reasons why the characters do and say the things they do. It’s not just some shallow plot line with one dimensional characters that have no personality or goals. Each character is unique with a sense of dynamic character that makes the characters interesting. I’ve always been picky with the fandoms that I get into and hyper-fixate on because not many today really go into such deep topics about morally grey characters, because usually in animes you have the good guys who’ve done nothing wrong and the back guys who have a tragic backstory and have always been “destined” to be evil yk? I think that’s what I like about Bsd so much because the characters feel like ACTUAL people who have flaws and make mistakes like any other human does (I can’t say this for Fyodor or the mafia because I don’t know anyone who’s blowing kids up 💀).

But yeah ^^

Here’s Dazai, I set him up and I love him. (I relate to him so deeply that it hurts, Dazai irl fr 😫).

[nfumbewalk]

Esoteric Ramblings & Family Ramblings

Parchment for a sour jar. My real blood, oleum, and sigil.

I've been trying to get together more lessons for my *new* necromancy student. 💀 I have plenty of material, in my head. It's just gotta make it to my Notepad to her email! Lol. She's 35 years old and happens to have the right planets in the needed placements to be a natural necromancer.

I just happened upon her in a Santa Muerte reading. I offered her a free course because I think she'll be powerful. My course is usually $800.00. Big time gifts, right?!? 😅 I think so, with some tuning. She's wild, but I see potential! Why is my course expensive? To eke out the flakes, the non-gifted, the ones with a "god-complex," the wanna be's...you name it! In this field, you meet them all!

She may need to sign a privacy disclosure too. The stuff I teach isn't illegal but "normies" don't like ppl poking around graveyards. I just collect dirt from my muertos grave & maybe once in awhile, take a memento from a grave, if it's old. I never litter or tip stones, never ever desecrate anything! Graveyards are like my second home!

I've sent my student a few short documents that I hope she absorbs and asks some questions. Part of it is my "Muerteria™"- Adherents of Nod...but it was shortened. She doesn't need to know about the Gatekeepers, the Holy days, the coin, or the sacrifice (not animal)! Now, when I say "Gatekeeper" it's not what you're thinking. And also, nothing to do with the Demons of my past path.

I did have a brief convo with a Demon, even wore his sigil out of respect - no offering though. He seemed to be interested, but when he learned about other occupants of my house, his interest waned. He wouldn't be the hotshot here! He doesn't like my muerto, that's what!

Because my Rodolfo stands up for me. He won't let this deceiving Demon bother me or give me false promises! Rodolfo forced the Demon to leave my house after learning that this Demon wanted me back on the destructive path that is Demonolatry. I know I'm not the only one.

Hey - maybe it ain't destructive for you, great! But others, especially sensitive espiritista's like myself - we have to careful of energies that may influence us in a negative way, break our barriers (psychic, emotional, mental mostly), and drain us. That's why I ultimately left the Demono-folks. I found myself getting jammed up with negative energy and constant psychic & mental barrier breaking. I wanted a more peaceful place & I found that with the muertos, in now what I refer to loosely as "Muerteria™". It IS a path. Not a religion. Call it spiritual if you wish. There's no doctrine or holy book/scripture.

For me, personally, I like the Odu, which is a part of African Traditional Religion. I'm NOT in any of them though - never initiated, never will be. I do like aspects of those religions, though. The actual religion that fits me the closest is Palo Mayombe. Won't pay for it & they are biased against women. As are most African paths... They are getting better-ish, slightly. Yeah, they say: "Women! Are the mothers!" Umm..what else? Oh yeah, "Women! Comforters!" Rofl! 😂

Well, I'm no feminist, but inequality blows, especially in a religion. One thing I did not experience was racism! Amazing. One of my teachers was Cuban. Another was Puerto Rican. My Ifá Baba was Black. None of them had trouble teaching this cracker!

Family Ramblings

All of these "closed traditions?" Stick a sage bundle in it! I do NOT burn that shit! And I'm part Native. I'm also part African?!? Genetics are fascinating. It's not much African, but my old Palo teacher said it didn't matter, any counts!! Lol!! No shit, he said that. 😅 I'm mostly Germanic, Norwe & French Canadian.

My great grandfather, Norwegian, Tonyus Barstad, somehow got my grandfather, Arthur Wilson Barstad, to Oregon...where he enlisted into the Army during WWII, becoming a Tech IV Sergeant - "in the rear with the gear" he was! Met my grandma, who worked at a cinema - embroiled with Hitler's propaganda... Her sister's refused my grandpa. "No! You take him!" My grandma said "fuck it!" And in 1946-47 left Germany to marry my grandpa Arthur and GTFO Germany! My mom was born in Portland, Ore. in September 1948.

Grandpa Arthur was the cheapest man alive. My mom told horror stories about being cold all the time and how her parakeets didn't like it. Grandpa was just a drunk. He was drunk at work too - a government job, no doubt. And he stank to high heaven, never bathing. Grandma was drunk too, so I doubt she noticed. My grandpa did do one useful thing for me, many years after his death. I'm a member of The Order of the Eastern Star, which is basically female Freemasons, though men can join too.

The OES is all about charity work & fundraising for different causes. Yes, there is a secret handshake! 😊 And an initiation - a FREE one! Lolz! There is actually a Sentinel who sits outside the ritual room, guarding it. My husband sat & chatted with him. The offered to make him a Freemason.

Ah, just a little trip down memory lane. I really miss my parents. I have so MANY unanswered questions.

Done here!

Memento Mori! 💖💀💖

[juliethedumbass]

HOLY SHIT ITS 111 NOTES NOW WHY ARE YOU GUYS BLOWING UP MY PHONE 💀💀💀

🏳️‍🌈?

[weebsinstash]

God so actually to try and get my mind off of things, another idea I had for Rich Yandere Douchebag who maybe for convenience i will call Elliot from now on? I like to go back and forth with setting and tone between him secretly being nobility or him just being a rich but powerful guy, and I think Reader would be so absolutely fucked if he was a tech-based CEO. You think he's in his office trading stocks or whatever the fuck it is he does but he's just watching security cameras of you. There are times when he's not even at home and he's in his corporate office and he can just, pull out his phone and access that security feed, making sure his little bunny is safe and sound

I can only imagine if uh, if Reader had issues similar to mine, where you spend way too much time on your phone, not just playing games or anything, but willingly torturing yourself by, say, exposing yourself to the constant negative news cycle, engaging with politics talk in the comments section, arguing with trolls and stressing yourself out. You're beefing with some conservative in a comments section and suddenly??? The app crashes??? And won't open again??? Which is weird because Elliot gave you this phone so it should work perfectly? And the app refuses to open until later that day and by that time you've calmed down and was able to move on to something else

I can only IMAGINE if Reader began getting harassed or pressured into a conversation or stayed in a conversation that was extremely uncomfortable (you know like uh what I did the other day 💀) and Elliot is just watching from his end FREAKING OUT like WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP or if this complete stranger began to be sexual with you and you won't stand your ground. He'll shut off your phone remotely if he has to. It's to protect you. He loves you but you're a little silly and let your emotions get too caught up in your head sometimes. He's helping you because he knows what's best for you, obviously :)

I can only imagine it coming to a head when he begins to not only disapprove of your constantly online habits, but also becoming dangerously possessive of you and jealous of anyone you interacted with. Oh, so he's your BOYFRIEND but you're posting things to your "secret" blog that he doesn't even know about? Can you EVEN IMAGINE if he goes to spy on you and your newest blog post is a thread with your followers about how you're wondering if you should break up with him and every single reply is basically going "holy fuck do you really not see all these red flags, throw the whole man away"

You're just minding your business at his home, and you're so upset you're shaking as you furiously type out a reply to someone who said the most ignorant pathetic shit you've ever read, and Elliot suddenly barges in, storms up to you, and snatches your phone right out of your hand as he begins to scold you. Why are you doing this to yourself? These people and their problems don't matter! Why are you watching videos about problems in other countries that don't affect you? Who cares what that politician said about 'women shouldn't have rights'? Who cares if an online personality you like is being bullied for a stupid reason? Why do you care about anything that doesn't directly involve you or him?

And like he vaguely has a point but he says it in such a douchebag "other people are insignificant, you Aren't Like Them, the things you care about are stupid" kind of way that you just. He can see the instant offense in your expression the moment he starts speaking, the anger, and you just blow up on him, just listing things off about him, pointing out that of course he doesn't care, he barely has empathy for other people at all, he thinks he's so much better than everyone because of his success and money, he probably funds some of the politicians who are literally ruining people's lives because they then pass laws that benefit him personally and financially, and as if he isn't infuriated by your rebellion enough, you hit him with: "I don't even want to be with you anymore, you fucking stuck-up asshole!"

Elliot instantly smashes your phone into the marble floor, expression like stone as you begin to try and back away from him, eyes flitting to the door, like you're about to try and run away from him. And he's having none of it, blocking the path out into the hallway, trapping you as you begin to shake and cry because oh my god is he going to kill you???

And he takes your reaction and your tears and your fear as just a sign that you're just too stressed out, that these vermin are ruining you. His poor lovely partner is just having a rough time and it's got you so constantly on edge that you're even acting out on him, and he KNOWS you love him! you're just finding too many bad influences, too many bad actors trying to manipulate you, he's afraid. Well that all stops now. You already live in his house, so it isn't hard at all for him to keep you there, is it? Can't have you running off to get into any more trouble, to buy another phone, to hang out with those awful plebian "friends" of yours who are telling you to leave him.

He's going to get you all better, he promises. You just need some time to unplug and be with him. Only him. Constantly, only with him. After all, he should be spending lots of time with his future spouse, after all 🥰 all you need to do is spend some time with him and you'll forget all about everything else...

[thegeminisage]

ok, so i was still on my way to hyrule castle, but i stopped to do what i thought was a korok puzzle and found the THE LORD OF THE MOUNTAIN? HELLO??? no idea what he did or how to interact with it but what a shock!

also, the closer i get to it, the...scarier it looks? geez.

tried and failed to capture my first horse :( i'd really love to ride one, it's a long walk...

OH the map isnt actually steering me towards the castle...what a relief, i dont wanna go until last lol

without a map i barely know where i'm going so i hope this is a tower! the land is so different i hardly recognize it

got to lookout landing. how cheerful.........

why is the statue at the door asking about POES? oh man that'll be fun

oh my god its like a TOWN.....................

lol oh my god everyone here so shocked to see me. it's actually cool that link has formed connections with people who miss and worry about him 🥺

that weird blue light from satori is here, but it seems to vanish wehn i get close

I FOUND KARSON......awww buddy <3

and robbie!!

oh holy shit purah got big again. thats probably for the best

wait did that happoen NATURALLY? how long has it been since botw.....

THE. FIRST. KING. OF. HYRULE???

RAURU THE FIRST KING OF HYRULE???

sudden implications for the oot sage......................................

whoa cool you can actually look through the big telescopes now!!!

i dont wanna go to hyrule castle aaaagh it's scary

lm,ao at this sword guy mansplaining weapons to me and then going OMG IT'S LINK??? it's actually so cool that you get to play post-adventure where hes famous and beloved 😭

whoa, i love the emergency shelters. VERY cool

wait, EVERY weapon in hyrule is decayed? good fucking lord

just found out from this npc there's nobdy in lurelin bc it got attacked by PIRATES. im fucking devastated that was my favorite spot!!

"if only one could go straight through the ceiling instead of using a tiresome ladder!" buddy i am about to blow your mind

i don't think i can go to hyrule castle now in any case because my traitorous human body is falling asleep 💀 technically i woke up 23 hours ago, though i did catch a short nap in there. i hate to call it a night when i've only been playing for 8.5 hours, but that's what i get for starting at midnight lol

[annikasevenshots]

Star Trek Picard: S2E8 Reaction (spoilers)

Guinan's red hair ❤️❤️❤️

SEVEN AND RAFFI AND RIOS <3 <3 <3

HOLY FUCK SEVEN AND RAFFI'S BORG CONVO

I HATE THIS SO MUCH I WAS LITERALLY COMPLAINING HOW THEY LOWKEY IGNORED SEVEN'S UN-BORG-NESS THE OTHER DAY

"You're Seven?" "And who is that exactly to you" GOODBYE. I AM JUMPING OFF A CLIFF

Seven ADAPTING JUST LIKE THAT TO THE DUDE WTF HOLY SHIT WHAT

she just blows me away time after time. and the way jeri plays her as well.

Raffi's little glance when Seven says Agnes is her sister i-

Big, red beard??? Did Agnes leave with the bus punk????

"How's that for analog?" Raffi's little "i-". goodbye. fucking kill me. i'm dead

SEVEN AND RAFFI BEING IN THE SAME PICTURE IN THE DATABASE SO TRUE <3

"I'm only human" don't sing it don't sing it don't s-

"No wonder i'm president" SO TRUE 😭✊

RAFFI'S IMMEDIATE LOOK OF ATTENTION WHEN SEVEN STARTS OPENING UP????? SEVEN NEEDING TO TAKE THE W ON THE "IM NOT BORG" ARGUMENT BUT COMING BACK TO HELP RAFFI ANYWAY???????? NO??????

Seven's voice going back to her deeper cadence when she's talking about the Borg, yes.

NO NOT SEVEN LASHING OUT ON RAFFI HOLY FUCKFUDNCND

"You manipulate" Raffi's hurt in her eyes????? oh no. oh no no no.

"Everyone has to be exactly where Raffi wants them to" I MEAN YES BUT FUCK, MY FEELINGS. YALL DOING THIS WHILE IM EATING MY RICE 😭

Raffi's "um" when she gets back to work mode with Seven???? She's been completely knocked off her - fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

oh my god. seven. as a baby.

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE LYING ABOUT HER EATING CAR BATTERIES OMFG

Agnes wearing platform boots under her dress so true bestie. did she steal them off the dude???

Oh. My god. Seven being so weak she can't run to Raffi. the cinematography of agnes walking off having kicked their asses. ohhhhhhh my god. OH MY GOD???????

me: dying over seven and raffi

some kid: fOUr CaKEs.

LIKE READ THE ROOM 💀

i still love how Rios and Teresa switch languages. multilingual representation.

i swear to GOD if rios and teresa kiss before saffi—

What is it with this replicator making tummy hurting cake

THEY KISSED BEFORE SAFFI?????? IM RIOTING. BOO. BOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lol rip Q i guess

Q finds meaning in life via Picard? Qcard crumbs

God i was like "are we back to seven and raffi?" and they show me a fucking beverly hills pool

Dr Soong really needs to reinterpret his meaning of thriving lmao

Okayyy but what does Kore achieve by walking out. nothing?

God this episode has felt so long already because Saffi has just drained me. I can't have my moms fighting i have issues okay

"LET ME SEE YOUR NECK" BY GOD THESE TWO HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK

"I'm almost okay" -puts hand on her arm- FUCK FUCK FICKENR

"Can we jump the battery with our tricorder" yes baby your tricorder is a samsung

WHAT. HOLY SHIT????????? ELNOR FLASHBACK

RAFFI FIXING SEVEN'S SHIP EVEN THOUGH SHE WANTS HER TO STAY??? OH MY GOD?????????????

Elnor not working in security because absolute candor? MY GOD WEREN'T WE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE DISCORD

HOW DID THE USS SAFFI PREDICT THIS WHOLE EPISODE

yeah i can see raffi being manipulative but hdjshsjsshsnsbsh i don't. fuck. i fuck. FUCK.

"I thought you wanted to follow in my footsteps"

also whew. raffi's words were my childhood. and that's on ✨ helicopter parenting ✨

Also fuck this lowkey renders my Academy graduation fic void now that we know why Elnor stayed

CAN WE STOP INTERRUPTING MOMENTS PLEASE. FUCK.

Agnes talking as Wersching as BQ? iconic. like she literally talks as if wersching was inside of her.

Picard being a monster in the dark so true, he has haunted my dreams since he let agnes be assimilated /j

Did this dude join the FBI because he met a vulcan as a kid once in the rare hopes that aliens would exist

When Picard said he was here to save the galaxy i LAUGHED. IS HE REALLY????? 🤡

omg i thought this episode was ending with the FBI agent and the enterprise theme music. this season is so weird with timing and cuts

What does Renee discover on the Europa mission? Like, dilithium?

in conclusion, i can't do this anymore. will attempt fix it fics in 5-9 business days when i have recovered.

[sitp-recs]

Timecode by Rasborealis

Harry/Draco (2019, Mature, 73k)

Harry Potter has been dead for two years, and Draco would laugh in the face of anyone claiming differently. Well, anyone but Hermione Granger.

“Voldemort tried to cheat death,” she said then, and it was only because of long months of purposefully done desensitization that Draco didn’t flinch. “So even if I could, even if I wanted to…if I did that to him, if I perverted everything Harry stood for because of some selfish desire to have him back, he would never, ever forgive it, or accept it. He’d kill me, and then probably himself out of principle.”

I honestly can’t remember the last time I got so immersed in a fic - to the point of getting just two hours of sleep and having to call the next morning off 💀 it’s funny, I remember thinking “oh it’s been a while since I read Healer Draco" just before Christmas and holy shit, I was NOT prepared to find an insanely engaging case fic to scratch the itch! I’m also relieved to read this fic now it’s completed because waiting for new chapters would have killed me at some point (note to self: this is why I don’t do WIPs).

If you’re like me and obsess over mind blowing plots, A+ suspense, brilliant lore and powerful Master of Death Harry, trust me this is gonna be your jam. It took me a few chapters to realize it is actually an advent fic - the mysterious plot is so intriguing, and the puzzling atmosphere so perfectly executed, I was too busy coming up with multiple theories to identify all those early Christmas references. But as the story goes on and the slow burn advances (it’s slow and so so good!) we get to see Harry and Draco indulging some cute moments of playful camaraderie and soft intimacy which just melted my heart. To be honest I wasn’t expecting a lot of pining (if any) but was immediately sold when Draco realized his crush and started longing oh so sweetly for Harry. They dance around each other earnest yet tentatively, trying to make the most of their borrowed time, and that alone made me fall in love with them both.

This has perfect balance between increasingly complex plot, soft wintery romance and some spectacular side characters (both Blaise and Hermione are INCREDIBLE, every now and then a spot on line or witty joke would get a surprised laugh out of me and take the edge off). Rasborealis is indeed a very skilled writer, who took a complicated concept and made it not only palatable with a well-paced, precise and smooth narrative, but also quite plausible within the magical world we know and love.

This is a brilliant ride, wild and compelling but also so very funny with lovely characters and charming dynamics that scream long-standing trust and friendship between them. I had so much fun theorizing then watching the puzzle pieces fall together, and by the end of chapter 24 I was sweating in anticipation, the building tension is So. Good! On a final note, I am very grateful that the author decided to finish this story despite their progressive disenchantment with HP, it made this read even more special. I can’t rec this fic enough, but please follow my advice and only get to it when you have the time to do it in one sitting 😂 thank me later!

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[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

👽 Science, is Blind 👽

( This, is a True ! Story !!! )

I know a lot of you don't like my story of how that the insectoids had the Earth at one time and it was their natural home planet they evolved on.

A lot of humans don't like the information when I let them know that fairies are actually insectoids and they're not magical they're just extremely spiritually evolved.

What I wanted to let you know is that the reason why the faith mostly went extinct and why the Grays are the way they are and they have their civilization in space but they're not really civilizations.

Is because science actually doomed the Fae.

. . .

Titanium constantly fought against science when it comes to the fairies she kept trying to stop them attacking Labs blowing up parts of the earth doing everything she could to keep those stupid insects from constantly trying to destroy themselves with their own, faulty the idea of being a Super Genius.

. . .

She kept trying to bring them back in the religion and spirituality and try to bring him to a deeper holy understandings but, That's, Light and dark by the way, but what kept going horribly wrong is that the stupid fairies kept going the insectoid:s, kept going back to the way of Science and they can't even religion over and over again they left religion at least a big part of them left religion.

. . .

That is why the gray aliens, have spaceships it's because at one time the insectoids learned how to be a space traveling race.

. . .

In time science doomed them science made them ironically but unironically dumber and weaker science made the insectoids, . . . more stupid . . .

It made him lose their guard a lot and made them believe that actually just melted their brains the more they achieved the less they needed to achieve and they just get a higher up the mountain of life I guess you could say the less room there was to make achievements improvements and the guys Titania also known as the arch queen of all fairies also known as the Arch queen of all insectoids.

Kept trying to keep the fairies from going up the effing mountain of science she kept trying to stop the bugs from flying or climbing up the the mountain of science but she just couldn't stop them every time she attacked him it was futile The mortals would keep going back towards science over and over again leaving it was The Ultimate Way.

And then one day the gray aliens that they got dumber and dumber because of science ultimately find an alien race.

Is alien race Severely did not tolerate trespassing, the greens when they were in the vicinity of the planet on their on their mothership communicated with the leader through Telecom.

Also known as kind of like video chat.

I guess only erase must also been extremely technologically advanced.

This alien race whoever or whatever it was, really didn't like the fact that they were an unknown alien race hovering hovering over his planet and literally mocking its leadership and that's what the Grays did they told her they told the leader to kiss their ass because they believe that they were greater than him.

And the greatest kid making all these death threat to this alien planet and this Alien Planet decided they're going to literally kick the living Shit at wherever these aliens come from and destroy their Planet, basically.

That planet was Earth.

So the gray aliens had to create a hybrid and that hybrid was the human the human was the first hybrid than neanderthals and that kind of range were the first hybrids, the graves did everything they could to bring back the people but the problem is that they lost 99.99% of their people because everybody on the Earth all the Fairyland was destroyed in the flash War the surprise War should be called the flink War because no one knew is going to happen it just popped up out of nowhere and everyone died it literally busy rain plasma nukes everywhere and lasers within a span of one week everybody on the Earth was dead.

💀 🧚🏻‍♂️💀🧚🏻‍♀️💀🧚🏻‍♂️💀🧚🏻‍♀️💀

To make things even worse the grays have no ability to repropriate they don't have any eggs or sperm to use so what they use they actually told us never do this what they use they use cloning and cloning is a horrible way to reproduce your people.

Clones are horrible, absolutely horrible.

So what you need to understand, is that the great aliens the ones that made the human race and all that happened in the human race and they're trying to use humans their creation to become the hybrid of constantly showed you about but no one wants to look at that stuff because everybody thinks it's all completely BS and made up and no humans have got a really really stupid what you are I'm telling you to your face I'm telling you the truth.

The reason why I say science is blind, and because nothing bad would have happened they just never got in the science to begin with.

I mean one side you can say they're using science with all the hybrids to try to save themselves they wouldn't have to do any of this but they didn't get in the signs to begin with and they just listen to their goddess and it just literally gave into religion and didn't go on the science but they couldn't stop themselves they couldn't do it then how hard the Goddess Try'd to fought back the stupid bugs just could not stop trying to go into science.

And they basically destroyed themselves and now they're on the brink of true Extinction and even losing their Planet because of another anorex that conquer their Planet a long long time ago when after they got attacked and that was by the reptilians.

The reptilians didn't do the first way of attack they weren't the ones that made the attack they just took advantage of the situation in hand.

Full advantage, And Thay, Conquered the Earth.

And scream and lie that it was there at the beginning with.

😡 Lying, Muth'a Fyk'R's ! 😡

I don't think it was Annunaki I would mostly known about it this only erase the grades won't talk about I don't know who it is I don't know what it is but they are afraid even talk about it this must be another Psychic Alien Race.