#How bad me be
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no one ever believes me when i tell them i can't dance. they always say something reassuring like "aw everyone can dance! i bet you're not as bad as you think you are!" and then they see me do it and they're like oh wow you weren't kidding
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There's context to these but its impossible to fully explain rn. Just imagine Pen and Ink in an au where they are forced to stay separate but also learn to get along and also live in a beautiful world of only click clacks. Thousands and thousands of click clacks.
#great god grove#click clack#ive put a lot of thought into ink's mobility aid here bc essentially since they're stuck apart in this world they are#effectively rendered chronically ill/ disabled and have to learn how to manage it#ink struggles to keep themself upright at times and becomes weak in the limbs easily#so they use a rollator that can convert into a wheelchair. thought it was fitting for a 2-in-1 god to have a 2-in-1 mobility aid#not shown but both sweater and ink get treatments that help them mitigate the worst of the ''physical'' effects of being separate#but the best remedy is just being near each other and not arguing for once#anyways#yeah this is doing onceler shit to him at this point. if it wasn't already#how bad me be#cal draws stuff#Pen and Ink au
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lets do this one more time
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finally settled on a human bill design!!!
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Me: I'm going to quote this corporate client an extra $200 for this job because they'll complain and ask for a discount
Customer: thanks for the quote. Is there any way you can discount this?
Me: :) of course, will $200 work?
Customer: that's perfect, thank you!
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made one of those template thingies
#template#meme#meme template#how bad can a good girl get#git gud#how bad me be#dank meme#how ba-a-a-ad can i be#a girl can get bad bees and fuck em and that good? how?#leg? leg? leg? leg? leg? leg?#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog eggnog#eggnog yum
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Thought your pfp was the onceler...
that's a new one
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#precognitiveignition#[[YOU DELETED THIS BEFORE I COULD FINISH MAKING HIM]]#[[too bad]]#actually advoca#how bad me be
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i think mr krabs ketamine od and WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DICK were like. some of the first tumblr audios i ever found and i was like barely 12 so you can imagine the effect that had on me
#also how bad can a good girl get#how bad me be#how ba a a ad can i be#eat bees#i forgot the rest until#egg nog egg nog egg nog egg nog#rzr speaks
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ok so i think that my favourite fantasy subgenre is The Inherent Tragedy Of Being Born Into Royalty. which mostly means that i like to read about gay princes but with some nuance
#ethically i am opposed to monarchies and empires. i think being born into a royal bloodline is inherently traumatising#which makes for the juiciest tastiest drama in stories obviously#either you become a bad ruler and people will suffer at your feet. or you become a good ruler and you no longer belong to yourself#how much will you sacrifice at the altar of your ideals?#It Compels Me. Narratively#also books like the goblin emperor have a big autism appeal in like. the court had a lot of nonsensical rules and you have to mask so much#apparently i am such a parody of myself that whenever im like. i have a drawing of my current blorbo#my friend immediately assumes it's a prince based on their vibes#IT'S NOT ALWAYS A PRINCE... SOMETIMES IT'S THE EMPEROR'S SECRETARY.... OR A DEMON WHO'S A KNIGHT.............. I CAN BE DIVERSE#anyway im currently reading the hands of the emperor AND a prince4prince web novel. that's the vibes rn
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Love to see the evolution of their dynamic in the latest chapters
#rem draws#deltarune#kris dreemurr#ralsei deltarune#kris deltarune#deltarune chapter 4#if you still subscribe to the 'kris hates ralsei' theory then i got news for you..........#but seriously the fact that kris will not let you be mean to ralsei is so cute to me. like... they DO care its so wholesome#btw im not even suggesting in the first panel that kris used to hate him but likes him now im more showing how forced their interactions#used to feel as compared to now where they will hug ralsei out of their own volition and try to make him feel better#kris and ralsei gaining more of their own autonomy where ralsei doesnt glorify kris and views them as a genuine friend and kris sees ralsei#as his own person and willingly wants to spend time with him sdjkfbifgbkdlfgbkdjgdfg#fun gang you are SO dear to me i love friends forever hope nothing bad happens to them
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It was affection.
#oh they got me#they got me bad#doomed yaoi and I go hand in hand are we even surprised#arcane you are the greatest thing humanity has ever created#I just really wanted to draw jayvik and I kinda went a little overboard with this#I haven't drawn something this detailed since the good omens angels illustration#so you get an idea for how bad this brainrot is#anyways#you will find me on ao3#jayvik I love you#please don't die#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#arcane fanart#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#arcane art#my fanart#digital art#my art
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Handposting
#the 2nd and 3rd works were supposed to be in the same style as my bad dog hands#however they went in completely different directions#obviously.#figured I’d still post them all together#learning to go with the flow of how a work ends up turning out rather than getting mad it’s not following the idea I had in my head is good#saved me from scrapping a fuck load of works#still wanna do more bad dog hands. idk why it’s impossible for me now#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#art masterpost#surreal art#digital painting
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Me: can you send a picture of what we are picking up
Customer: I don't have one. Just Google the name and it will come up in the image search
Me: *does that* *best result is literally from the customer's website with their watermark on it*
Me: *emails them the picture* this is what I found :) can you let me know if this is the correct piece?
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it's so funny how tumblr rolls out updates because i keep seeing a slowly growing number of posts about how terrible it is but your tumblr is the same. it's like a slow going zombie apocalypse. there is no escape but for now you're alive
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