#How stupid is Elon

[howstupidiselonmusk]

Elon lies about Cyber attack provenance

Elon blames Ukraine for Cyber attack on twitter or X, claiming the attackers had Ukraine IP addresses. The attack however was claimed by hacker group 'Dark Storm'. For a tech tycoon Musk knows very little about IP masking, spoofing, etc.

[anachronismstellar]

YO PEOPLE, NEW UPDATE ON X VS BRAZIL SITUATION

FUCKER MUSK CAVED IN AND PAYED ALL THE FEES SO X COULD COME BACK TO BRAZIL

BUT HE SENT THE MONEY TO THE WRONG BANK ACCOUNT

PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN'T-

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[victimized-martyr]

welp, that’s one way to acknowledge the election 🤣

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

If I could be arsed to learn how to edit videos and had some kind of mic, I would 110% make a two part video essay series on the politics of Jurassic World because MY GOD, there's so much to dissect.

The first part would be about how the park is the epitome of neoliberal futurism for techbros, including the way the park so easily falls apart though I doubt that aspect is purposeful. Everything is aesthetic first and function second, and we can't possibly use any of the reliable infrastructure we've already come up with because a train is not gonna get us to Mars, but a monorail might.

And the second would be about the buckwild terrible gender politics going on. The movie is deeply unsympathetic to Claire seemingly because she's a woman who prioritised her career as it's both centre to her character arc and also an inciting event of one of the plots. Not to mention the whole Zara thing or the Owen and Claire thing or the stupid "him, I meant him, line. The movie is rife with misogyny, but it feels like that specific misogyny was isekaied over from backlash to second wave feminism.

I could talk about it all for so long because in a way, it feels like a perfect time capsule for 2015. Back when people took Claire running in heels to be this feminist statement to be made fun of and not just a deeply misogynistic movie trying to sell you feminism. And back when Elon Musk managed to get away with his "I'm the real life Iron Man" shit, and people believed he was smart and all his plans would come to fruition. 2015 was a great time to be a tech bro in Silicon Valley with people just throwing money at all your fake promises.

Yeah. See. This is what I mean when I say I could talk about it forever.

[soundtechrapture]

Seeing m*ga people in and actively engaging in kink spaces is just confirming that they're 100% fucking stupid.

How the fuck do you vote for the porn ban guy and then make porn? Isn't that like really counterproductive? (This is ignoring the fact that it's more than just actual porn that's under attack here, it's all LGBTQ+ content too, but that's an entire can of worms for a different post)

I think a lot of them also don't realize that kink spaces have ALWAYS been queer down to a conceptual level.

Like 70% sure that, half of the m*ga crowd is just deeply fucking closeted and can't come to terms with it.

[howstupidiselonmusk]

Elon is still failing to pay Sam Harris

Elon bet Sam Harris a million dollars and lost, instead of paying up he started to vilify and tar his friend. Safe to say they're no longer friends...

[sailorsally]

the final stroke of genius in turning the billion dollar company absolutely worthless

[crow-quet]

im currently at my Job but if yall wanna send in mlp ships (or hell. even warrior cats ships) i'll draw/design fankids for them. doesnt matter if ive done them before or already have designs for them i'll do em again. if yall want like 17 rarijack kids i'll do it (or try)

anyways the ask box is OPEN :3

[wolrith]

i think the thing i hate most about twitter even though i dont use it is the inherent risk that if you get popular enough or post a funny enough meme, elon musk may try to initiate a conversation or reply with 'LOL XD 🤪😵‍💫🤣'

[levil0vesyou]

Petition to make tone indicators mandatory irl

[fandomscraziness22]

the problem with normally having a very sunny disposition and people knowing that about you is that you really can’t hide when things are on your mind

[245inthemorning]

if ur an american adult and didn’t vote for kamala harris for whatever reason i don’t want to hear you complain about anything trump does like

[howstupidiselonmusk]

Elon Musk prentends to be excelling at gaming...

Which of course he isn't. Several gamers have exposed him for paying his way to the top in videogames, having expert gamers play for him...

[gaykarstaagforever]

I want to post this so I can claim later I was psychic and / or super smart:

Elon Musk is going to find that the government "wastes" a lot of money on "woke garbage" and "Deep State bureaucrats," and is going to recommend we stop all arts, sciences, and social welfare programs, and fire 50,000 people.

If he's bold he'll recommend instead "Project Restore America," where someone from conservative talk-radio will be in charge of handing billions of unaccountable dollars to churches and shady shell companies "to promote American exceptionalism through patriotism."

Half of it will end up in companies Musk owns, and the other half will end up in China to pay for the packaging of "Patriot Neuroceuticals," and gun parts with American flags printed in them. But they ship them to a warehouse in Dallas to be put in boxes so they are "Made with Pride in the USA".

Or they'll just give it all to the Pentagon to build some new GI Joe vehicle Pete Hegseth thinks it will be cool to impregnate a woman in.

Get to her before Musk does, Pete. He mails his. In bottles labeled "Patriot Neuroceuticals."

[bluesmoth]

can’t imagine being on Twitter for that election tbh

[artsybi]

learning that elon musk named his new robot line "optimus" is just forcing me to contend with the fact that he REALLY fucking wants to be skynet even more than i usually have to contend with it.