#I LOBE HIM

[is-mise-chuchulainn]

Had to immediately screenshot the new aurora panel

LOOK AT HIM!! MY SON!!

[bewilderedbunny]

@tomtomslongdong THANK YOU LADIES 😭😭😭this is precious

Walking home with Eddie at night, you’ve both got the sillies and suddenly a talkative kitty crosses your path. As you coo and awe over your new friend, eddie crouches down, leans his head in, and listens intently to the meows.

“Well hello! Hmmm? What���s that? Oh yes, you can have it.” As he dutifully hands the cat his wallet.

[adripakoffee]

How do you like your Batblob?

I'm a personal fan of the creature

[sammjammin]

finally, after 3000 years, he can achieve his lifelong dream...

hotel manager...

[phasezrro]

they made me

I’m a casual fan of the life series but even I couldn’t resist the animatics and fanart which greatly inspired me to make a little piece of art! Behold secret life GoodTimeWithScar(s)!

I’m not too confident about sharing my art but life is too short not to.

[lobotomist-at-tabs]

i adore this cartoon character of a man

[0vergrowngraveyard]

despite everything

[ninawolv3rina]

Annual smelly man sketch

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

god I love my wife

(made for @deerancha because we love our wife)

[starlinggirll]

dilf!art who...

who... who is a bit ashamed of himself from how quickly you managed to worm you way into his heart. you were in your mid 20s (around 23-25) and he was in his mid 30s, you were YOUNGER. pure. and that turned him on in a way that made him feel gross.

who... who constantly looks for reassurance that you arent creeped out by him. looking like a kicked puppy whenever he mumbles incoherent words into you neck. "are you embarrassed of me?" he would ask, as if you didnt have thousands of pictures of both of you on your instagram profile, and many more...intimate pictures in your camera roll.

who... who sends you dick or abs pics whenever he's away. he constantly needs you around, so when you're both away from eachother he needs to satisfy himself with your praises. "i cant wait to see you" you would text back, and he's already climaxing at the thought of being inside of you. and on special occasions you send him boob pics, which he has saved in a special folder on his camera roll.

who... who swears you turned him into such a freak. when he was with tashi they beraly had sex. they were both busy with tennis, and he hated asking for it since he didnt want to seem annoying. but since he met you he always wakes up early just to eat you out. or make out with both of your morning breath, or bury his face into your boobs. one time he woke up to your pretty little face against his bicep, you both didnt leave the bed for a good six hours that day.

who... who turned into a more dominant person since he met you. with tashi, she liked to feel in control—which she almost always was—and he liked it, he liked feeling taken care of. but with you? he loves being in charge. manhandling you, chocking, bending, cradling you against him. and he specially loves how you always come to him when you need something. he gets riled up with the simple fact that you are so dependent on him.

who... who has a huge breeding and size kink. with the breeding kink he always gets the urge to just impregnate you. you basically beg for it with the "im coming! im coming! im coming!" cries you let out whenever he's railing you. but he's not stupid obviously, he knows he will need to talk about it with tashi, and specially lily. but the thought of you being full and round with his baby makes life worth the living.

and his size kink gets activated each time you do so much as just hug him or hold your hand. he towers over you, having to crouch ever so slightly to meet your height. and oh, the way your pretty eyes look up at him makes his cock twitch. its a crime how you turn him on with just a simple glance.

who.. who was scared of lily not liking you when you first met. both of you were nervous, specially you. basically trembling beside him as he set you, tashi and lily down. tashi was a sweetheart, but lily was an angel. there was obvious reluctance, but his concerns eased when lily dragged you to her room to brag about her toys.

who... loves carrying you or picking you up randomly. he needs to constantly touch you. from slapping your ass when you pass by him, to cradling you in his arms sfter sex or while you're sleeping, to forcing you to sit on his lap as both of you watch tv. and in public, he will always have his hand in your back pocket or your thighs.

who... who was ashamed of you finding out about his ED. it started with him forcing himself to eat only greens. you were a wonderful cook, but you also ate alot of meat and fast food. he pulled away whenever you did that, not because he didnt like it, but because his mind told him he didnt deserve it. like the sweet angel you were, you noticed. and you were such a breath of fresh air with how you held him, reassured him. and most importantly how you didnt pressure him but instead let him eat how HE wanted slowly, day by day.

who... who is petrified of getting married after divorcing tashi. but you make him CRAVE the feeling of sliding a ring into your finger. already imagining how you would look in your wedding dress, everything leading to and after the wedding. you made him crave being married. to make you his officially.

[scoliosispunk]

i love agent stone bc when he doesnt have robotnik there to gaze longingly at he's like. this bastard man. and i think that's very fun.

like hes extremely devoted to robotnik and that's a good chunk of his characterization, but also on his own hes charmingly evil. i mean you guys should really read the tie-in comic that takes place between sonic 1 and 2 if u havent bc it shows hes entirely competent on his own and smart and pretty much just as evil as robotnik and its SO fun.

when robotnik is there hes all silly and many people assume hes kinda hapless bc of it and then he turns around while robotnik is on the mushroom planet and kills a few ppl and frames somebody for fraud for funzies. (all while running a cafe front with a busy number of customers (as the only employee))

bastard men can be in love too. anyways thats my campaign for agent stone being the villain in one of the future sonic movies he deserves it.

[uselessjester]

OH MY GOD ITS THE GUY!

[shortbcofkoffee]

Okay so let's say Bruce met Damian when he was like four or six, right? Damian who's never had a father figure is confused because why is there a man in a full klevar suit looking at him like a mother would be with her cub? Anyway so Bruce is around the League of Assassin's for the next few weeks and everything is just so futile.. he doesn't want to interact. Not out of curiosity, but out *fear*.

So, let's say after some pestering from his mother he finally winds up asking. Bruce is at a computer, some report or whatever of importance and all the sudden he hears, "Baba?" In the soft, almost timid voice if Damian could help it.

And he's immediately dropping anything and everything for his babyboy. Because that's his *baby*. His baby who wouldn't come out from behind his mother leg, who's well-spoken and definitely a hell of a fighter but still his baby nontheless and finally getting a solid conversation and potential bonding experience? Hell yeah.

Oogh you're fuckin cooking

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Bruce can barely stand it when he hears that. Because Damian is so small, impossibly small, and so big at the same time. He's five already, and Bruce has missed every milestone up until this point. He's so perfect, too; he looks just like his mother with his sharp, intelligent eyes and his small, curious frown.

Bruce's breath hitches as he looks down at the boy. There's no doubt in his mind that Talia is nearby. Damian is too attached to her for that. He's a little- no very jealous of that. But now, here Damian was, asking him for something. And it must be important because Damian's voice was usually the strongest in the room. Bruce smiled, the softest, most genuine smile he thinks has ever graced his face.

"Yes, Damian?"

Damian stood rigid, something Bruce had noticed he'd done when stopping himself from fidgeting. "So you are my father."

Bruce was a little taken aback by that. He assumed someone, or at least Talia would've told Damian that by now. He was a little hurt. Was that why the boy was so cautious around him? Because from that perspective, a strange man just showed up one day with clear tension with his mother, and wouldn't leave.

Well, in the boy's defense, it wasn't as if Bruce had been giving it his best effort either. Dick was older than Damian when Bruce took him in, and Bruce was already terrible with interacting with a kid that age. Also, he didn't know how Damian had felt about him. Part of him assumed the boy hated him for abandoning him.

"I am," Bruce answered.

Damian's frown deepend. He hesitated, then walked closer, his voice back to it's usual state. "How come I never met you before? Is it because of Mama?"

Bruce looked away. It was probably not a good idea to tell his son he didn't know he existed. "Somewhat. It's a little more complicated than that."

Damian stood in front of his chair, looking up at him. "Is it because of Grandfather?"

"Also somewhat," Bruce answered. "But why do you ask?"

Damian went rigid again. "They talk about you a lot. Grandfather thinks you're very important and would be a great help to our cause."

Bruce hummed. "I've always wondered why he thought that. I'm only a detective, Damian, and while I have a lot of money, it's nowhere close to what your grandfather has."

"So you investigate things?" Damian's eyes widened. That beautiful green that reminded Bruce so much of the boy's mother. "You stop crimes?"

Bruce chuckled. "Yes, I stop crime."

"Well, Grandfather said what humans are doing to the Earth is a crime. Maybe he wants you to help stop it."

"That's a very good deduction, Damian. You're very smart."

Damian preened. "Is that what you're working on now? Are you stopping crime?" He asked, pointing to the computer screen.

Bruce glanced at the pages of notes he was currently working on. Ra's had put him onto a case where a man had his company illegally dumping waste too close to a wildlife reserve. Thankfully, he was letting Bruce do it his way instead of sending assassins to take care of the Guy.

"Yes. Do you want to see?"

Damian nodded and stood on his tippy toes, trying to get a better look. Bruce noted he was a little small for five. It wasn't really a problem, Bruce himself had been short until he hit puberty.

"Would you rather sit in my chair?" He offered.

Damian nodded. Before Bruce could stand, like he was fully planning to do, Damian was pulling himself into his father's lap. Bruce's heart squeezed. Damian was so perfect, so adorable. Bruce would certainly be sent to hell if he missed out on anymore of his son. Once settled, with Bruce's help, Damian looked at the screen.

When he got here, Bruce had demanded to know everything about Damian's education, among other things. He knew English was Damian's third language, and even if the boy excelled in it, he was still only six. He had trouble with the bigger words.

"Robert Green, in asso... asso-shi-a-shun with Lex Luthor," Damian read.

"Very good," Bruce praised. "But I can translate the pages if you want."

Damian shook his head. "I'm fine, I can read." He pointed to the picture of Robert Green. "What did he do?"

"He's dumping trash by a wildlife reserve. It's hurting all the plants and animals." Bruce frowned. "And Lex Luthor is funding his company."

Damian bristled. "Then he should be dead! Grandfather can get assassins to kill him."

Bruce ran a hand through Damian's hair. He'd make an effort to dispel Damian's beliefes, but it may take a while. Especially if he can't get them both back to Gotham, which he will. "It's not that simple, sweetheart. Do you know what the word systematic means?"

"It has to do with systems?"

"Very good. Yes, the dumping of waste into the wildlife reserve is systematic. That means it's not just him and Lex Luthor, there are probably dozens of people making this decision, all with different jobs and roles. Some of them might not even know what they're doing because they're too deep in the system. And as much as your grandfather wants to, even he knows killing that many people at once is a bad idea."

Damian pouted and Bruce fought the urge to pinch his cheeks red. "So we can't kill them?"

"No, sweetie. But that's why I'm helping. I'm going to take down the system from the inside so he can't hurt the wildlife anymore. And if it all goes according to plan, then it will be much harder for companies to hurt wildlife in the future."

Damian nodded hesitantly. "Okay, Baba. That sounds smart." Baba! Bruce wanted to explode. Damian started to climb out of his lap. "I have to go take care of my horses."

Bruce frowned as he helped Damian back on the ground. "Alone? Do you want help?"

Damian shook his head. "It's alright, Baba, you're busy."

"No I'm not." Bruce quickly saved his files and closed his tabs. "I have pleanty of time."

"But that was important," Damian frowned.

"Nothing is more important than you, sweetheart," Bruce said, standing from his chair. "And I haven't met any of your animals yet. I want to meet them."

"Oh." Damian smiled. "Promise?"

"I swear it. Now will you show me where the stables are?"

Damian nodded and grabbed Bruce's hand, tugging him out of the room. "They're this way!"

[ratcrypt]

some curly hair connor for the soul

[laazytoaster]

ssppaaaaccceee

[naivegh0ul]

um ghost accidentally calling u mama when in missionary n he gets embarrassed when u ask him what he just said so he flips u onto ur front and fucks u doggystyle just so he can hide his cute little blushing face in ur neck!?!?!??!