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poetic-wyvern · 5 months ago

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cardi b being in fast 9 was so unexpected tbh

#fast and furious #fast and furious 9 #f9 the fast saga #cardi b #IT WAS SO FUNNY #I LOOKED UP AND WAS LIKE #hey she sounds like cardi b #and then it WAS #leysa from fast and furious #she’s in like #less than a minute of the movie

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pkaykim · 4 months ago

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Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics #Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol #I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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carlyraejepsans · 4 months ago

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tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

#''yeah haha i just never really cared about clothes growing up'' free roaming eggs are on sale this weekend #can you believe that having a body you actually like to look at in the mirror makes you want to put good clothes on it too?#surely this is uncharted territory in the mapping of human experiences

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astral-scout · 4 months ago

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party rockers in the

#im sure someone has already made this joke but i think im hilarious #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #i feel like such a loser tagging things like look at me give me attention god. shut up.#scout talks house

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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newest issue of first years fashion just dropped

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #this quickly got away from me #taking hina from 3 days ago who thought 'yeah ill do 3 outfits for each of them what's the harm' and strangling her w my bare hands #original concept fr this was drawing the kids each matching a different outfit w gojo #but i got frustrated by th heights and placement so i said no tall people allowed and scrapped gojo from plans <3 #tbh it wouldnt have been /that/ much better in terms of workload but the 3 drawings it would have saved me isnt nothing #but im just complaining fr nothing atp lmao i love all of these sm i love playing dress up with my tuoys (the jjk first years)#love treating them like mannequins i love coming up w outfits layer those kids UP #nobara especially i have so much fun brainstorming she looks good in everything To Me #i dressed megumi more smart casual than normal bc he's got gojo's credit card info and if i want him in balenciagas gdi he's gna get them #also listen i love megumi we know this but fr the sake of not dressing him in solid colour slacks and sweaters 3 different ways #i gave him the workout fit. it cant b yuuji all the time ok i think we deserve megumi in a compression shirt as a treat #speaking of yuuji good god where do i start #he's definitely stylish but in a 'got dressed in the dark/threw on the first articles of clothing i saw' way and i adore him so much for it #wears things tht make him happy w no regard for how they may or may not look tgt bless his heart #also i drew th skateboard fr posing purposes entirely forgetting my prior hc that yuuji cant skate so i roughed him up fr consistency #th boy just ate concrete but is ready to get back up and try again what a champ #anyway bless this line and shading style i lov u less detailed render i love u sharp swoopy fabric lines #saved me sm time fr #also this is my application fr the mappa jjk marketing team they should hire me and let me dress the chars id be so good i promise #ill even take out the vocaloid and pop culture references i wont infringe on any ip i sweaaarr

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bongwalter10 · 13 days ago

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please don’t take it away from me

#deltarune spoilers #kind of. really vaguely #spoilers in tags Not Vaguely ->#thinking a lot about the repeated imgery of the piano and kris #like we had the hospital piano & a concert just for me before #but god. in ch4. faawkkkkkkkkkk #kris going to play the piano in noelles house after regaining control of their body legit made me tear up #and how ulet them play in the dark world #its so important tothem it majes me sick #also sorray if this piano looks ass #i wasnot really operating on accuracy #deltarune #deltarune fanart #utdr #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #my art #bongarter #art

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technovillain · 6 months ago

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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.

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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years #i love how these turned out #alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3 #her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty #also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags #i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney #beauty and the beast #sleeping beauty #do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy #redesign

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mintaii · 2 months ago

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a vengeful spectre. those who approach her notice her resemblance to a beloved knight who lost her life to the sea.

#my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #i'd imagine she's been turned into cautionary bedtime stories and tales about the sea #and she only lingers around a specific coast by notoriously treacherous waters #idk i wanted to draw someone who looked like she was frankensteined out of the ocean in a way #ngl i almost gave up rendering this LMAO

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cloverinblue · 5 months ago

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Posting a Tiktok I really enjoy since she’s going away 😔

#not that i went there too often #but man if i needed to look up quick weightlifting form videos it ruled #also if you’ve ever the experienced the above…#it really feel like that

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unsung-idiot · 9 months ago

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some quick drawings of little Soos I made a while ago

#those were some rough sketches i decided to clean up and color #they're still a bit messy looking but screw it #i actually had some more but i didn't like how they turned out so i scrapped them #maybe i'll redraw them sometime #gravity falls #soos ramirez #stan pines #digital art #my stuff

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frenchublog · 10 months ago

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kosovo miku

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #for once i finally have the time for a miku challenge/trend !!#i saw no one draw it yet so lets go #kosovo #albania #please don't repost #my art #artists on tumblr #i really wish i could eat fli right now #look up for “Flija Tradicionale” it's delicious #it's built like a sun

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creekfiend · 7 months ago

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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades #I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g #you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings #because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is #someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing #and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.

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salamispots · 3 months ago

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