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INPRNT!!
#i don't wanna work a minute longer on this one i honestly started to hate it so im getting it out of my system as soon as possible#i have other Bilbo Baggins fanarts planned;)#also i dont care what anyone says Bilbo likes kids#hes a story teller he wrote the book for Frodo#maybe he got the idea from the young hobbits who have been a constant pesterers of his life asking him to tell stories about his adventure#i dont know i have a lot of thoughts on this but i cant write it down#not the best with words i am (as you can see from the dialogue lol)#anywaaaayss eat up Bilbo enjoyers#the hobbit#hobbit#bilbo baggins#tolkien#bilbo my beloved
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free will is all about headcanoning your faves as autistic
#idwtbamg#zira idwtbamg#it's true they told me themself!#see zira is autistic in the sense that being black and autistic I have to make every black character I come across autistic as well#do you see the vision#10 missed assignments and I'm drawing idwtbamg art.....kiana I blame you for this#anyways sorry for anyone who followed after my last drawing#i usually draw little einsteins and other niche fanart sorry#owlperoart#pretty pretty please i don't want to be a magical girl#unfortunately idwtbag is the exact sort of series I would've been way too unhinged about liking when I was like in middle school#i love it now too but there's something special about coming across media a younger you would've been feral about#or that you and your friends totally would've drawn fanart of together & engaged in random discourse about#indie projects are so beautiful art is so beautiful#keep caring enough 2 create everyone#autism#autistic
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NOT to be romantic but yeah my friends are the treasure i found along the way. fuck it, sure, friendship is magic; i've sat down at a table and felt at home and i don't even know what a "home" is. half of them are necromancers anyway. they found me half-dead and they put their hands to my inert body and moved my limbs and said it's okay. it sucks. but we'll both get up again.
#LOVE MY PEOPLE KISSSESSSSS#i actually was trying to make a funny post but it ended up being so dramatic#does this count as that elusive genre#dramady#or ... perhaps just overwrought and sappy. hmmmmm don't care i love u pretty much PANCAKE SYRUP amounts sappy :*#online being friends with me is like#me: your feelings are so valid and i'm here with you and i appreciate you sharing that vulnerability with me <3#& then like. me irl. the bitch these people put up with. endlessly:#[kicking down a door like candace]: GET THE TEQUILA LET'S GO DANCINGGGGGG#''SAD???? WHO??? WHERE!!!! LOL COULDN'T BE ME GRAB UR SCABBARD LET'S GO SWORDFIGHTING''
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
#idk what to tag this#worldbuilding#writing fiction#historical fiction#fantasy#a real-life example: my dad (a pediatrician) was once entrusted with the care of a baby who was born with a rare condition#this was in a place without great hospital/medical access and anyway they were going to fly the baby over#and he specifically asked them to bring the mother and baby#they show up with baby and...the baby's uncle#and he was like. y'all. do you think I asked for the mom to come just for fun??? We don't have formula here. what is the baby going to eat?
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Ouuuugggghhh @burntbrownsugar 's Villain Stone my favorite thing in the world...
I call the first one "the fallen zealot" but I did NOT like the background I made so... Multiple versions. The last one's just silly but Stone should be allowed to be a little bit of a bitch. He's earned it.
Bonus my girlfailure concept under the cut I just did not have it in me to get it right 😭 maybe one day

#I'm ngl I don't quite like how these turned out but I had fun trying to color so who cares#big shoutout to stobotnik server for helping me I owe you guys my life...#agent stone#stobotnik#kinda#to me at least#rip in pieces Robotnik you were such a cunt🙏🙏😞💔#erm...#eyestrain#?#just in case#bright colors#cw: eyestrain#cw eyestrain#he is like doc ock to me#but sadder and gayer#ok byeeeeeeee#doc rock#villain stone#sarag art
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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i know he's probably not supposed to be a dog guy but the thought that this super composed sad older man is also a tired puppy is just too much for me to resist
#deltarune#ramb#deltarune ramb#ramb deltarune#seam#swatch#tasque manager#deltarune tasque#my art#is this vent? idk#not on purpose#I love drawing ramb losing his shit cus I think he deserves to and also I have no idea how he isn't angry and bitter all the time in canon.#his self-erasure is just that bad I guess... but I know that when I draw him angry it's out of character for him#he's not the type to show any negative emotions really. someone or something pissed him off? worst he'll get is passive aggressive#his emotions get too loud and difficult to deal with? the most he'd do is get quiet#I think the same goes for his positive emotions too- like even if he's really REALLY happy- he'd dim it. not let all of it show#not that he got that happy recently...#oh btw i wanted to draw ramb drinking that whiskey from the text post but i really don't think he'd drink at work...#for previously mentioned reasons and more#ANYWAY. friendship.com#all the castle town adults (who aren't dark world rulers) having a nap together :3#they're friends.... believe me trust me#swatch is the youngest so they get babied a lot. they dislike it at first but once they realize it's rooted in care#they start feeling really appreciated and loved by the way the three treat them. they don't really show it though and keep most of#their composure intact. but they really appreciate feeling cared for.#tasque manager bosses ramb around and dotes on him a lot. her flirting is straight up threats said in a calm demeanor#ramb is not used to it yet and never will be. and she likes that#trust me on these I've been called a good character dynamic writer like twice in my life I know what I'm talking about#young adult to old fucks friend group that is fully composed of furries#what could be better than this???????
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Fresh from the oven: two kcd hansry mini comics (ft. Zizka and Hynek), one (1) portrait of Samuel (need to draw him more) and a bunch of Kettle Hat Henry doodles again, except this time we got more variety (And yeah, I did draw these because of tunes. again. Everybody say 'thank you Tunes!' >:) she says she is warming up to them but it is still funny to torment her with my henry's fashion choices)
#kcd#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance#hansry#henry of skalitz#hans capon#hynek of kunstadt#jan zizka#uhm.... suggested ziznek sooo...#ziznek#samuel of kuttenberg#dry devil#shoutout to my gf who has watched me draw most of these fjkhdjkfhsdkjfhdsjkhf best company I could ask for <3#I keep torturing myself with the angles I choose for my art. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO HYNEKS FUCKED UP HAIR#i love drawing him.... he also tests my patience#anyway I thought it would be really funny to have them all be hypocrites in the devil's den. 'I'm different aand also the master of subtlet#'but what are YOU doing with that guy 🤨??'#If hynek cared enough for either hans or henry he would have pointed out that it probably doesn't matter since they are at the devil den bu#alas. hynek cares more about being zizka's guy. his little support beam. his ride or die. his rotten little soldier-wait no#his rotten little carrot :] sorry#also hynek's one speech bubble is meant to be read as unintelligible from where henry and hans stand but he is saying something along the#lines of 'any specific part that got soft with old age? you need a hand?'. and zizka's reaction is based on my obsession with him laughing#at hynek's jokes when they are alone or if he gets caught off guard by them. or if they are drunk of course. citing that one#'devil knows' 'no i don't' interaction. bet that one felt like crack to hynek. ANYWAY#the first comic is based on that defanged powerplay hans and henry love to engage in. it's funny to use these words now bc even though#they are originally from me i now can't help but connect them with tunes hdfghjsdgfhjsdgf go read tunes' takes btw!!!#and ougggh i need to draw sam more... he is literally one of my faves.... i have so many ideas for what to draw but i first need to get use#to drawing his face waaaaaa#okay. whatever. disappears cutely into the fog. love ya byeeeee
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finally trying my hand at a khura'inese outfit for apollo... i definitely wanted to give him the spare coat in dhurke's office but i might redesign it later
#ace attorney#satsuhart#spirit of justice#apollo justice#nahyuta sahdmadhi#i think its nice... apollo's accent colour is usually turquoise (tie colour) so it fits him#but i also kinda want him to have his own distinct style that's different from dhurke's... decisions decisions#anyway i like to think nahyuta and apollo settle petty arguments in court and also how to decide who does household chores or. whatever#(apollo voice) i don't care if you're regent you're going to do the damn dishes
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Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.
The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.
Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.
And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?
He hates any voice that isn't his own.
Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.
Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.
Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.
Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.
Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will
#am I reading too much into this? Maybe but I don't really care I just find this kinda thing fun#tgwdlm#tgwdlm spoilers#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals
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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.
#i will not accept another answer#(i'm easily persuaded)#i don't care what the canon says#(unless it was exactly this in which case that was good story writing)#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth romantic#percabeth rant#but in all seriousness#he for sure did this#not bc annabeth is a controlling partner like percabeth-opposers claim she is#but bc she is a girl who experiences love the same way the moon feeds off the suns reflection#never knowing truth warmth#only it's echo#and percy intends to make her feel like she's his entire world#like she's the reason the sun shines so brightly#so fuck off
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#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel molloy#armand#shows#iwtv*#min.gif#oh my godddd please tell me i'm not the only one who noticed this????#crazy work by the writers. insane of them to do this#idk if i'm reaching but like. the signs were there and i chose to follow them (even if the signs were wrong i don't care)#iwtvedit#ㅇㅇㅎ
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referring to the cleanup arc
#i know it's a bit text heavy but i simply can't shrink the original idea any more without distorting it in some way#i wanna make clear that i'm not against listening to your desires#it's just that ritsu at the moment saw them as evil#thus they are resembled that way on the artwork#i believe he could have avoided all of that if he#in fact#didn't put his feelings in a cage in the first place#because his feelings only went berserk because of him treating them as non-existent and being very negligent#idk i feel like everyone understands that very well and im just rambling about obvious things but#im always worried that i can't make the point of the artwork clear enough#but in the end who cares. i love things that i understand and i also love things that i don't understand#and it's ok#mp100#mob psycho 100#artists on tumblr#digital art#artwork#my art#fanart#ritsu kageyama#mp100 ritsu
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......So originally I wanted to make just a sketch of the hug scene but mhmgkhllgkh here we are haha
Based on Mistakes on mistakes until
+ close ups of their eyes because I sprinkled them with the tiny extra details
#maccadam#transformers#fic fanart#momu fanart#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#their proportion are kinda wOooOOouuUughhHH~~#*proportions#but I don't care honestly#my leg was driving me crazy I just tried to distract myself#also I originally wanted to give Jazz red eyes#but color theory wasn't color theoring#anyway I still like this piece~#the point was to emphasize that Prowl is the one who initiates the hug#but also show that Jazz is immediately like..oh hell yeah physical affection#words aren't wording today....
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Part of the reason I'm so amused when people think trans people are ultra-sensitive is remembering that when I was in middle school (thirteen at the oldest), I was out as trans, and the school administration called me into their office to tell me one of my teachers was "uncomfortable" with how trans I was. What was the thing I did to be "too trans"? Just saying I'm a boy. Literally that was too much for him and he needed the administration to tell me personally that he was offended.
If that's what a calm, rational person looks like... I think I'll settle with being the insane guy. You couldn't pay me any amount of money to be offended at a child for who they are. And if you're an adult who is like that, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, but you're a loser.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#maybe it's ageist but i'm too grown to care what kids are up to#and if you're grown and you don't have that mindset... yeah. i'm judging you#my first instinct when i see a kid who is open about who they and they're happy and no one is harmed is to be happy for them#oftentimes i've been proud for a kid being so real to who they are. but i don't care enough to THINK about feeling any negative thing#you know the worst part? i didn't even have anything against the guy. i still LIKED him#i KNEW he didn't like that i existed as i was and i still took the mature road. and he was grown??? yeah. i'm judging that.#you'd think an adult wouldn't want to be out-matured by someone half their age but man. that's not at all right ime#it's absolutely bizarre to me that adults are seen as inherently mature. you see the way adults act?#because that's not what's going on for a LOT of adults#anyway to any younger folk out there: no it's not normal for an adult to be offended at who you are. they shouldn't be giving a fuck#if you're a trans kid and adults are offended by that just know that they represent the most immature small-minded people#they will never grow as much as you will because THEY are inhibiting their own growth. they are CHOOSING mediocrity#you have the chance to grow into something twice what they are. you are able to be more than they EVER will be. let yourself have that#let yourself grow to the heavens while they wither into their own self-made hell
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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
#dead boy detectives#dbda#palasaki#palasaki week#it was supposed to be for the free day but i've completely lost the plot and I don't know if I'm on time#...or early#i know we all like to think crystal knows she likes girls#buuuut we saw her past. that is not an emotionally intelligent person#i think she was the kind of girl who put other girls down idk#i just think considering how she speaks for women so many times throughout the show#that it would be great character development#also charles figured it out decades ago#maybe even while he was alive#most of the time he crushes on girls though so you wouldn't know it#edwin probably doesn't know either i'm aware#but imagine if you will him reacting to this like "ugh#because he was there when Charles went through this journey and he did not care for it lol#whatever. niko you angel we all adore you#especially crystal... tho edwin might not like that#edwin: how dare you suggest you like niko more than i do?#preposterous
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