#I just Googled areas
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
*Kit and Lienna trying to get an ambulance out to a supernatural crime scene* Kit, talking into a radio: Hello, how's it going out there? This is, uh, we need help. We are at West End and there's been a horrible accident- attack. Some stuff's bad here. We need your help. Uh, there is a swarm of bears and they are everywhere! And there's these hunters too and they seem to be shooting at the bears, but also at us. Um, which is not good, and a few of our friends are hurt, and uh, we are in desperate need of help. So, please, there's vicious bears, and uh, we don't know what to do. So, please, uh, come help us. S.O.S. This is an emergency. S-Save our ship. Come on down, please help us. *Puts down radio* Lienna, staring at him: Swarm of bears? Kit: . . . Yeah. Lienna: Herd of bears. Kit: Yes, I've heard of bears. Lienna: Oh, my God.
#The Guild Codex#The Guild Codex: Warped#Kit Morris#Lienna Shen#Incorrect Quotes#Source: The Quarry#I know nothing about Canada#I just Googled areas#So that might be a very wide area and a horrible description
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Summer vacation, 4am.
Tons of easter eggs in this one! Click the image to find them (and for better quality ofc)
Close ups and process shots under the cut, description in alt text

#it's all post canon of course#btw you can't see but the paper on the floor has an episode description written on it#it's ep 53.5 which I made up. what's the plot you ask? pure fluff and highschool shenanigans. these kids deserve it#check out Taylor's Matryoshka shirt and Linc's Garfield pullover :3#also the building on the right may or may not be a Sonic's distribution center#I love being not-usamerican and just going on google streetview to research the San Dimas area.. looking at parking lots going ''ah! I see'#also#this one took me literal months... the cart's perspective was so hard to get right#so I just sat and stared at it for a couple minutes - added a couple of lines and erased some others - and then closed off my sketchbook lo#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads s2#scary marlowe#lincon li wilson#link li wilson#normal oak#normally oak swallows garcia#normal oak garcia#taylor swift dungeons and daddies#taylor swift dndads#taylor swift not that one#my art#yuviur
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Paddy's Yelp Page, boasting 300 1-star reviews (+ the reviews in question)
-20 years of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, August 4, 2005
#iasip#sunny's 20th#“our hours on Yelp are listed as 'depends'”#“he keeps asking me out to some gross bar with like 300 one-star reviews”#also peep the gay bar label SDFJDSF#ive already headcanoned that bc of that newspaper notice in the pilot theyve forever been labelled a gay bar#but obviously no one actually keeps up the page#(hence the unclaimed label)#its just a message board for people to complain#also the address is just like. the area its supposed to be there is no canon legit address#but thats where i have my flag on google maps as paddy's location lol
242 notes
·
View notes
Text
Penelope's weaving
aka I, an archeologist, am here to review the accuracy Penelope's loom in the 2024 movie 'The Return' because I want to avoid thinking about all my papers due next week. For context, I am currently writing my bachelor paper on Minoan textiles, and while I am definitely not an expert, I do know a thing or two about bronze age textile technology
So first point of pedantry: that is not at all a bronze ago loom.
I can't say exactly say what kind of loom this is, as I've only studied bronze ago looms. Whatever kind of horizontal/draw/treadle loom this is, I can confidently state that this would not have been used in Mycenaean times. I'd say that we only see these kinds of looms in Europe from the medieval period, somewhere around the 11th century.
In the bronze age, there are three types of looms in use (as far as we know). The horizontal ground loom, the two beam loom, and the warp-weighted loom. Most traditionally, we see iconography depict Penelope weaving on a warp-weighted loom, like this beautiful vase does.

We can clearly recognize this as a warp weighted loom, because we can see the weights: they're the little triangles at the ends of the vertical threads (the warp). The warp-weighted loom is also the only loom we can find archeological remains of, as the loom weights were often made of clay (sometimes pebbles), while the other types of looms were purely wooden.
Furthermore, I have genuinely no clue what she is supposed to be doing with her weaving in this short clip. There is no visible shed, which is the separation between the warp yarns, through which you pull the weft, so that you can actually weave something.

Here's a picture of the shed, as you can see, every other thread is pulled up, and the shed can then be switched around to create a woven pattern.
In the short clip we see, she seems to just be drawing some threads through the warp, which is more than a little nonsensical. If one was weaving a smaller fabric or a tapestry, one could perhaps use a pin or sword beater to pick up individual threads of the warp to pass your horizontal thread (the weft) under, and create patterns that way. That is still not what she is doing here. Additionally, she is weaving a solid red fabric, which would not make it a very interesting tapestry.
Perhaps she's undoing her weaving in this scene? It would make a little more sense if that was what she was doing, as no one would ever be actively weaving at night! It required a lot of light to be able to see what you were doing. Candle light just did not suffice. It still looks a little strange to me, as I don't actually see any woven fabric on the loom that she could be undoing. It's all just loose warp threads.
Honestly, it kind of looks like they picked up a loom from the nearest interactive history museum and plunked it into their movie without doing any research. I think it's a little sad that when adapting a work that centers weaving as much as the Odyssey does, the filmmakers did not do any research into bronze age weaving. You really don't need to be writing a paper on this stuff to find sources for this!

I'll just leave you all with this: a beautiful reconstruction of a warp-weighted loom, with the beginnings of a tapestry as Penelope would have woven it. You can see the loom weights at the bottom, and the sticks in the middle called the heddles, which were used to create the shed I discussed earlier. This is part of the Penelope project.
#archeology#the odyssey#the return#the return 2024#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#if someone knows more about horizontal looms feel free to correct me#theyre definitely out of my area of expertise#i honestly dont really care if movies are historically accurate or not#historical accuracy is in itself an unattainable goal#as even archeologists cannot accurately reconstruct the past#but also#this is just a really obvious mistake#its a little lazy imo#if youre going to adapt a book where weaving is such an important theme#maybe do a quick google search#textile history#additionally i have not watched the movie#only the trailer#so if the movie says anything that contradicts what i said here im sorry#maybe this isnt a loom at all and its a warping frame or something lmao
316 notes
·
View notes
Text
really an inexplicable train of thought but i feel like taako is the kind of person who in a modren era au would just decide to go to a shooting range and learn how to shoot a pistol for funsies, but would consider learning to spin the pistol all cool like they do in cowboy movies to be his first and foremost priority. like hes already bought a holster and the moment he is given a gun he immediately starts trying to twirl it. the instructor has to tell him to stop or theyll take the gun away from him. he keeps trying to lead the conversation back to it anyway because he really feels like theyre putting the cart before the horse here if hes learning how to shoot the gun before even knowing how to dramatically reholster it if he were to get in some sort of cowboy duel. hes actually really good at the shooting part but he gets kicked out of the class after his eighth guntwirling attempt in which he accidentally flicks the safety off mid twirl and shoots one of their light fixtures
#taz balance#taz taako#i dont know shit abt guns so i had to google a bunch of stuff to see if this even made sense#'surely they would have taken the gun away from him before attempt number 8' ok see heres how im imagining the timeline#moment he is given the gun he gets in two twirl attempts right off the bat before the instructor manages to stop him#attempts number 3-5 are done in a 6 second window in which the instructor makes the mistake of turning around and not looking at him#he is then told he needs to take this seriously and they can and will remove him from the range if necessary#attempt 6 he just does on instinct and hes like cmahn you cant count that one i didnt even mean to do it. did you see it tho it was rad#he is then told if he does it again he will be kicked out#youll never believe this but he does it again#the instructor tries to take the gun from him and he decides it is a really smart and good idea to back up into the main area#ie the area where not everything is made to be safe to shoot and there are light fixtures and people in there#and try to twirl the gun yet a fucking gain . which is the attempt where he shoots out a ceiling light#to be fair he is just a silly little guy
298 notes
·
View notes
Text
I don't understand why everyone was so surprised Brennan and Katie studied without knowing they'd be doing it all again. If you just badly failed naming a basic thing on a competitive TV show, of course you'd go home and look up all the fucking pasta shapes you completely blanked on
#I was surprised Ify didn't until I learned he spent the time in-between on what I'm assuming was a bender in Vegas#80% chance they googled it in the parking lot before going home#'Here is a glaring hole in your knowledge base.'#'Thank you for letting me know I will be remedying this immediately.'#I don't even consider myself competitive I just don't want to be embarrassed on an international streaming service#and then continue to know nothing about the area#cursory google search is the least you can do#yes I said something#Game Changer#Brennan Lee Mulligan#Katie Marovitch#Dropout
125 notes
·
View notes
Text
“the first and the last” yeah the first and the last time i want a whole third of a book from lowry’s perspective
#call me Alec Nevala-Lee#you gotta be in the know to get that joke#or just Google it i guess#absolution#is this a spoiler#he posts about it everywhere#tagging just in case#absolution spoiler#absolution spoilers#now you guys can’t get mad at me#read absolution#READ IT#southern reach#the biologist#area x#jeff vandermeer#the southern reach#southern reach trilogy#the southern reach trilogy#lowry southern reach#lowry#james lowry#control#control rodriguez#john control rodriguez
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
idk at some point I think we need to stop lying to city people about what a no light pollution night sky looks like bc some of the saturation boosted long exposures folk are using as proof of what the nebulous they have taken from you are getting silly.
like this is a photo from the McDonald observatory obviously, but this is like. almost what you would actually be seeing under decent but not exceptional circumstances (ie sea level with low moisture/dust in the air, and no time spent intentionally avoiding light before hand)

#im sorry... but unless you're seeing the Auras. Its mostly just black with some dots. Sometimes you can see the milky way#but its not like. a bright streak of color. its just a slightly denser area of dots#source: im from bum fuck nowhere and lived in a town that regularly went total dark for days#as pristine and un light polluted as you can get and unless it was a new moon its not that like#special.#i had to edit a pic i got off google bc i have been to the mcd observatory and those fucking red lights are so dim irl#that i had to hold my mothers hand to not eat shit and die on the hike out bc i could see jack nothin by them#the sky is about right tho
63 notes
·
View notes
Text
long question ahead for a fic i want to work on soon!! but if you don't want to read all that (fair enough) then the tldr is basically that I want some ideas on where Tashi's first childhood home might've been :) bc I don't have the best grasp on American geography so I don't know the vibes of different areas and what would fit best <3
for the conceptually complex tashi lily fic I've been writing in my head for a while I'm having a hard time settling on a location bc I don't know enough about American geography </3 I would like some thoughts on where you guys could picture Tashi growing up (specifically her childhood home up until the age of about ten ish so before any tennis money etc)
the concept is based on a film that i love (and i might combine it with a book i read as a child too) but the film is french (and the book is British) so as far as translating that to an American setting I'm not sure what state (or city, town, etc) would work best
for my idea I would need a setting where it would be plausible to have a forest/woodland area surrounding the house or basically just an area with lots of trees that a child would be allowed to play in alone because it is so near to home (but is hidden enough that they aren't being watched by parents the whole time)
my problem is that when I think of forests in America I'm thinking either really rural like a cabin in the woods or if it's suburban it's more east coast which I don't know if that fits Tashi (I am probably very wrong about this which is why I'm asking bc I don't have a grasp on the vibes of American states and general geography)
So if there is no way the type of setting I want can work then I can rework my idea and instead set it in an apartment building in which case also let me know where the best setting for that would be 😁
sorry this became a really complex question it's just I need to get over this hurdle before I can begin writing 💔
also the more specific the better for settings so that I can look it up and get an idea of the visuals
#sorry for this long complex ask for a fic that might not even be that long#also googling American forest areas obviously just keeps showing me national parks and stuff 😭 what about the small scale woods#it doesn't have to be perfect and in other fics I may write tashi growing up somewhere else#it's just I want somewhere plausible enough that it's not going to take anyone out of the story#i get nervous bc what if i write something that is basically the equivalent of like “and then they went to the desert in new york city”#it doesn't have to be perfect but just make enough sense that nobody will be thinking TASHI WOULD NEVER LIVE THERE.#or THERE IS NOT A FOREST IN THAT STATE YOU ARE INSANE.
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay, so, I didn't read a whole lot this month. Hear me out. I'm not mad about it. I got SO much crafting done across different mediums. Nothing to show for it, really, but I'm having so much fun being creative in a way I haven't felt in a very long time. I think I might actually be able to set up some type of tiny shop about it, too. Got my embroidery machine up and running in a way that allows me to create my own designs, and when I tell you the creative juices are flowing, boy howdy it's like a dam has broken. I also started pokemon Violet, and while that's slow going, I'm having a lot of fun with it. So, no I'm not mad at my reading habits this month.
In the Ravenous Dark by AM Strickland ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Phew. Okay. This was. A very bumpy ride. The first half was a slog, honestly, and the writing and pacing is not great, but the last third or so reminded me a lot of Beyond the Ruby Veil which was also not outstanding, but it was fun. Fucked up, feral lesbians. Poly family friendship going on. The plot is so basic, the magic neat, the worldbuilding lacking. I would not read it again, but at the end I'm not entirely mad I did.
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch ⭐️ - I don't even know what to say. I didn't expect to be wowed, I went in expecting no more than a mediocre thriller. What I got was A Book Written By A Man™️. How many times can a guy fridge one wife? Infinitely, apparently! I was semi on board until he started fighting his other selves. That was dumb as shit.
The Art of Prophecy by Wesley Chu ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - *Gordon Ramsay voice* Finally, a good fucking book. This took me most of the month to read, but I'm not mad about it. It was nice to sit quietly with this book, and while it took it's time, I never felt bored with it. I can't really pinpoint what keeps it from five stars, and maybe my rating will change in the future, but I did really enjoy this. It has a wonderful cast, everyone felt very real and well rounded, it was bloody, but never felt gratuitously so. It was a good book and I very much want to continue the series.
Favorite of the month was most definitely Art of the Prophecy. Kind of unfair because Dark Matter was such a disaster, but Ravenous Dark had it's perks. Mainly being batshit crazy and ending in polyamory.
My friends, as always, have been incredibly kind to me. I could not have gotten through the last couple months without them. Would like to do a couple of buddy reads in the coming months. I really did like taking my time with a longer book, and I think I'm ready to tackle the final book in the Rook and Rose trilogy. My library also finally got a copy of The Bone Maker on audio and while I haven't listened to an audiobook since December, I'm excited to give that a listen. As always, be kind whenever possible.
#bookbird babbles#reading wrap up#monthly wrap up#february wrap up#books#booklr#cannot express enough how much my friends have kept me going the last few months#i want to give back in some way but idk how#i have so much creative energy that i haven't felt since HIGH SCHOOL#tbh i think it might be my meds#which.......makes sense......#since i was also on bc in high school which wouldve done the same thing as this med#kind of mad that so many of my problems have seemingly been solved by hormone blockers#been saying for years i hate hormones lol#REGARDLESS I WILL RIDE THIS CREATIVE WAVE AS LONG AS I CAN#i dont think ill ever be able to make enough money to live off of#certainly not in todays economy lmao#but if i could get off disability and not have to worry about how much im able to have that would be such a relief#i also. despite what the gubberment seems to believe. would very much like to be independent#hey google how do i find craft fairs in my area#i have many pride merch ideas 🥺#i also have to restrain myself from just giving people in my life a bunch of things for free lol#i mean i still will because i love to give people things#but um. i need to pay for my crafting habits LOL#also a friend got a 3d printer an dhas been playing around with it and said they put some binxes in the mail for me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#the outpouring of love for my little boy never ceases to fill me up
38 notes
·
View notes
Text
I hate driving so so much. I see people from other countries post about taking buses and trains and view them like a small child with their nose pressed to the glass of a candy store. Please give me functional public transit
#post brought to you by my disaster of an attempt to drive in an unfamiliar area with google maps as a guide#i just wanted to get horchata 😭😭#fuck it i'm doordashing it#i know it's evil and exploitative and all that#but i am at my breaking point and need hydration and dopamine#i will also get a burrito i think#i don't think i've eaten much today either#personal#public transit#i hate cars
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
man like... i really love my life. yesterday a friend and I helped another friend move, and I got to spend the whole day Doing Stuff (mostly while listening to Chapelle Roan's The Giver, because, yk, we get the job done!!) and also got to show them some clipping. songs. Today I woke up, cleaned my room, took a shower, had a nice chill breakfast and now I'm relaxing and later one of my girlfriends will come over and we're probably going to cook together. And tomorrow I get to go to work and pipette and centrifuge blood samples and enter data into the database and leave at four. And maybe next week I can go to a fun dance workshop thing and maybe next weekend I can go bouldering with friends.
#also @people in my area: IF U NEED HELP MOVING HIT ME UP if u want#Its fun and I like to be helpful!!!#(also okay free mental health tip in the tags: I've been pretending im Future Me in like... ten years#like sure Future Me is still affected but not like... as much and she isnt as focused on things#so if i find myself googling idk restoratie justice approaches and reading shit that actually doesnt really help#i try to be like ''okay what would Future me do? would she maybe listen to music? read a fanfic? so I'll just do that for a bit''#like its not perfect but it helps for not getting stuck in like... only thinking about Bad Stuff
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Shitty day saved by the realization that I am an adult with my own adult money and my own tree in my own yard and I can use said money to buy a bird feeder for said tree in said yard
#area man takes seven years into adulthood to realize bird feeders are a thing you can just buy#catch me 2 minutes off a panic attack face still wet with tears googling ‘cute bird feeders’#personal#vent#I guess#we’ve moved on from the panic attack I’m more concerned ab the euphoria of feeding birds#birds
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Googling "how to find out which mutuals live close by without doxxing myself"
#barks#i dont actually use google#but like i want to hang out with people irl 🤧#would it be safe to just like put the tristate area maybe?
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
this girl threatened to doxx me
she pulled up my name
its not my name.
her mutuals were gassing her up too. i gave her a chance and even corrected her a bit.
i mean, at least shes smart enough to not trust me....?
they were right when they said these kids are technologically illiterate. and i thought i was bad.
#im....awed. at how bad she is at this#'your profile says this name' those are swear words in hindi. they mean 'mother' and 'fucker'#im gonna cry. they cant be this stupid. they cannot. PLEASE#i thought she was trolling but shes pulling up facebook profiles#wait deadass do kids not make fake gmails anymore?????#i have over 25.#if they made fake gmails theyd know if you make an account for a website through google it just uses the name you put in the name area#as username generation.#just cuz the user name and display name are same doesnt mean its real. good god you stupid fucks#im distressed. its so over.#may these kids never pass middleschool. dont let them into society#avo why you beefing with kids in the first place? theyre trying to cancel an artist for orientalism again.#i like throwing grenades into trenches. its personality flaw forgive me#kidding. they wont cancel that artist without getting through me first. fuck em#it is a personality flaw. i fucking hate them#artists are afraid of these idiots? they dont even know how to ip grab!!! beat the shit out of them!!!
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
If any non-writers want to have a glimpse into what it's actually like to write, then here. I've been stuck on this lame half-sentence for approximately thirteen days now.
#rambly little life updates in the tags. just chatting!#anyways this last little bit of Method Acting isn't going to be much over ~2k and I actually mean it this time.#I know I go over projected word counts constantly but I really think I know what I need to do with this and it shouldn't take long#and yet I can't get it down. I've got some parts of it in another doc but it's not cohering yet.#Why do I have to have an actual life that I need to do things in? why can't I just stare at google docs 24/7???#worrying about life stuff is my number one writing block inducer and unfortunately it's a busy time of year.#I'm finishing my degree in the next month which is great but the job market is... not the best right now ❤️ which is stressful.#so I guess I'll have a lot more time on my hands soon but I'm not really happy about it lol. I'd rather be employed but alas.#I live in a federal worker heavy area so you can imagine that the local job market is a little chaotic and crowded at the moment.#lots of very experienced people are back to job searching right now.#I think I'll do some volunteering with either the library or some clerical work with the local fire/rescue squad and see how that goes.#I need to pad my resume. I HAD a good one to go into the veterinary field but that derailed circa 2020#and unfortunately I don't know how far I'll get in non-medical non-animal fields with a skillset like 'reading dog radiographs'#or 'proficient in catching and handling reptiles'. they don't really need that in a hotel receptionist.#well. nobody THINKS they need that until there's a rat snake where it doesn't belong (which is their favorite place to be) but I digress.#so anyways now I'm kind of aimlessly wielding a gen studies degree amidst a collapsing... well. everything. a collapsing everything.#but hey. I've got The Characters to get me through it.#if nothing else then I have some yeehaw escapism and other wips/some oneshot ideas to start messing around with.#this got very off topic but oversharing online is ALSO something I've got to get me through it 😅#we do what we can these days.
7 notes
·
View notes