#I want to finish but I'm away from home and away from my tablet and from my printing paper and from my scanner and and

[yasmeensh]

Scrapped Zelda 2 comic notes and pages

A Throwback to the Zelda 2 comic I abandoned. Some of you might remember it from earlier in the year. I penciled everything, I just need to ink. And I got lazy. Maybe I should redo it and ditch the inking... Thought I'd share some of my rough pages that get the gist of the story through:

The plot of the mini comic is the question of HOW Link found out that his blood is even needed to revive Ganon? A seer informing Link might be it, but I had a version with action in mind. This is it.

You visit spectacle rock again in Zelda2, so it's an opportunity to tell the story from there! What would Link be feeling about going back to the place he killed Ganon? You find the magic hammer and a potion in the game, I wanted to make it more goal oriented and had a magician send him on a quest to retrieve an item, like all the wise old men do in zelda games lol.

It's during his trip there that he encounters Ganon's body, gets into a fight with monsters, & discovers why the monsters were after him after a certain accident. Idk if it's worth making a comic for but I HAVE A STORY! MAYBE WORTH TELLING. Idk why I decided to ink. Should've done it sketchy style like always. *(Reads from right to left)

[redpill-tfs]

Can you help Red Pill me and my husband? He's a bit resistant to change, but I want us to become MAGA and serve our country together as proud, conservative gay guys.

I'd be glad to help you and your husband serve this great nation! I'll give you two tablets. Take one yourself and sneak the other in your husband's morning coffee while he isn't looking. He'll be transformed by the evening, as will you.

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You and your husband had a familiar morning routine. Wake up, get dressed in a polo shirt and jeans on the weekdays or a t shirt and khaki shorts on the weekends, and have a quick breakfast with your morning coffee. Today was a Tuesday, so you slipped your blue polo over your head as you made your way to the kitchen. You made two quick bowls of cereal and two mugs of coffee, dissolving the red tablets into each cup before taking everything to the table.

"Morning babe." Your husband says as he appears and gives you a quick kiss on the cheek. "Thanks for doing breakfast."

"Of course babe. I gotta feed my big man before he goes to work after all." You replied, placing his bowl and mug in front of him, a rainbow mug you picked up at a pride parade for him.

He took the mug with a smile as he opened his phone to CNN, looking at the morning news. He frowned as he took a sip and set the mug back down. "Did you do something different with the coffee this morning? It tastes kind of funny."

"No babe," you lied. "I made it the same as usual."

"Strange. Maybe I'm coming down with something. I think I'll call the office and tell them I'm not coming in."

You frown at that. Your husband was the main breadwinner in the family with you out of work at the moment. You didn't like seeing him feeling ill.

"Alright babe. Want me to go grab you something from the store to help?"

"Sure."

You smile at that, finishing up your breakfast. "I'll be right back then." You put your dishes in the sink, intending to do them later as you step foot out of the apartment you rent in the city.

You think of walking since the store is only a block away, but you feel compelled to get in the car and drive instead. Putting your foot on the gas, you drive into the horrible morning traffic.

It doesn't take long to get to the store, but you don't stop. You keep driving for a while, turning the radio on as you go. The host announces the democrat mayor of your city has announced she will protect illegal immigrants from deportation. You smile at that , proud the person you voted for is putting in work.

As you pull into one of the neighborhood communities, you see a car parked outside a house with an Open House sign in the yard. You've never been to this area before, but you know you and your husband couldn't afford to live here. The houses are too nice, the lawns freshly kept. You couldn't even afford to adopt a kid. A man could dream at least.

You feel compelled to go inside and check it out. You give yourself a once over in the car mirror, your dress shirt still fitting nicely. (Weren't you wearing a polo?) You head inside to find a nice open concept layout, everything recently remodeled. As you turn to explore more of the house, a young couple comes up to you.

"Excuse me, can you tell me a bit more about this house?" The husband says while the wife looks at you expectantly.

You know nothing about the house, but it wouldn't be right to turn them down, especially since you can't see the realtor anywhere. So you say whatever comes to mind, how the house is a three bed, two bath home with 1800 square feet, a nice backyard for kids and pets to play in, and a bonus room over the garage. The neighborhood itself has plenty of schools and parks nearby, as well as five churches within a mile. Overall, the perfect area to raise a family.

They seem satisfied with your answer and leave you alone, leaving to explore the rooms. You head into the half bathroom connected to the kitchen, checking your reflection again in the mirror. Your red tie is perfectly in place, and your suit jacket looks good on you. You need to dress professionally and look good to sell houses after all. You fix a few stray hairs before heading back into the kitchen to greet more people coming in.

You feel good as the open house ends for the day. A lot of people came through the door, and some of them put offers in. You couldn't wait to tell your husband the good news. You get back in the car and turn on the radio again. This time you hear that President Trump's administration will be preparing to deport illegals in the city against the mayor's wishes. You smile at that, proud the man you voted for is putting in work. You can't believe the mayor would fight this. Good thing you voted against her.

Pulling into the driveway of the house you bought a year ago, you spy your husband already outside waiting for you. He looks really nice in his pink shirt and bow tie. Just because he's a stay at home dad doesn't mean he doesn't put effort into how he looks.

He greets you with a kiss as you tell each other about your days. He walked your two sons to school, tended to the garden outside, mowed the lawn, and made dinner for the four of you to share. He celebrates the news of the offers at the open house, giving you another kiss.

As the two of you head inside to spend the evening with your kids, you think about all that you have. A wonderful home in a great neighborhood, the best family you could ask for, and Republicans controlling the national government, enacting the policies you've been wanting. Life is good.

[mayrose713]

Beautifully Cruel World-Chapter 9

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ABO Non-Idol Stray Kids Universe Poly OT8 x Reader 18+ MDNI

Warnings in the Series Masterlist as well as any other information needed

Just so everyone knows, I have an end goal in mind but I honestly don't know how I'm fully getting there right now. So I hope everyone enjoys my scatter brained chapters

Chapter 9 

“Hey Binnie?” Y/n had woken up early knowing that Changbin does as well to either head to the gym in town or workout in the home gym.

“Morning pretty girl, you’re up really early.” He looks at the clock before grabbing a water bottle from the fridge having just come in from the home gym. “What’s up?”

“Could I use your phone while you finish working out?” She asks shyly. “To call my brother?”

“Of course baby.” He smiles, fishing his phone out of his packet before giving it to her. “I use the tablet and stereo in the gym anyways for music so you’re good to use it however long you need.

“Thanks.” She smiles and waits for him to go back into the gym before she decides to walk into the den, closing the door most of the way as she types in her brother's number and hits call.

“Hello?” A groggy voice that sounds like was just woken up answers fairly quickly.

“Hyuk? It’s Y/n.” 

“Holy shit, Y/n?” The voice perks up. “God you’ve had me so worried about you. I hadn’t heard from you in a bit and dad called saying he got a message from grandma and grandpa that you ran away for no reason. Where the fuck are you? Who’s phone are you calling from?”

“One of my fated alpha’s phone.” She tries to keep her voice light but in reality she’s about to break down. 

“Your fated alphas?” He sounds wary. 

Y/n sighs and starts explaining everything that had happened, including letting the injection wear off. 

“God I’m so sorry sis.” His heart breaks hearing everything she was put through. “I’m just glad you’re away from them and somewhere safe now.”

“Yeah.” She smiles through her tears. “This is the safest I’ve ever felt, really.”

“That’s good.” He sighs. “I want to meet your mates though.”

“Hyuk.” She whines at his overprotectiveness.

“Don’t give me that pup.” He scolds her. “Have they marked you yet?”

She hesitates. “...No.”

“Are they planning to?” 

“Well I believe so. A few of them said soon, so I’m sure they will.” She rambles.

“I’m just wanting to make sure Y/nn.” He tries to calm her down. “Don’t want them to take advantage of you, promising to mark you but never actually do just to get things from you and later sell you to the highest paying pack.”

“They wouldn’t do that.” She defends her mates but she isn’t sure if she’s trying to convince him or herself as she now starts to overthink everything.

“I’m just making sure.” Hyuk then sighs. “Listen, I’ve gotta go get ready for work. Text me when they get you your new phone and we’ll discuss meeting up soon.”

“Okay.” She nods even though he can’t see it. “Bye bro, love you.”

“Love you too sis, talk later.”

After she hangs up she takes in a shaky deep breath before letting the dam break and start sobbing in the nest. Little did she know that Changbin had finished his workout already and had heard her crying while talking on the phone. He didn’t eavesdrop or anything but stayed nearby until he heard her muffled talking stop and just her sobs come through the crack in the door. 

The alpha quickly walks in and when she sees him she lifts her arms up and he wraps himself around her, bringing her into his lap in the nest and gently rocks her as she cries into his shoulder.

“I’ve got you, pretty girl.” He whispers and coos at her. “You’re okay, just let it out.”

Chan opens the door having smelled her upset when he woke up and quickly came to find her. He gives Changbin a questioning look as he watches him soothe their omega.

“She called her brother.” Changbin mouths to him, slightly pointing to his discarded phone while trying not to disturb the girl in his arms.

The pack alpha nods and watches for a moment before leaving the two alone.

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“We’re taking you shopping at the mall in the next town over today.” Jeongin hugs Y/n from behind as she leans against the counter watching Minho cook. 

“Everyone?” She leans back against him.

“No, just Hyunjin and I.” He places his chin on her shoulder. “Hyun still feels bad and said he wanted to be the one who takes you.”

“And you are gonna be under the same rules we have for Felix and Jisung.” Chan walks in. “Rule number one being, you don’t leave the property without an alpha or beta and you don’t leave the town without an alpha. You can be in town with just Hyunjin or Seungmin but leaving town you need one of the four of us alphas.” She nods in understanding. “Lix and Ji can’t drive so we don’t usually have to worry too much about it but we ask you to please follow this rule.”

Minho steps up to her with a spoon. “Try this.” She eats from the spoon and her eyes light up. “Good? Not too spicy?”

“I like it.”

Minho smiles, turning back to the stove. “Rule number two, if you’re leaving the house, even to walk around the grounds a bit, let one of us know.”

Changbin, who’s been making a protein shake, turns to the room “Rule number three, we don’t keep anything from each other. If somethings bothering you, talk to us, no matter what.”

“Rule number four.” Jeongin steps away from the omega to grab Chan’s wallet as Hyunjin walks into the room. “If you want to have someone visit, like your brother, let all of us know first to make sure it's good timing for all of us.” 

“Got it.” She nods, taking mental note of everything. 

“Ready princess?” Hyunjin grabs the car keys from the hook and Jeongin grabs her hand now having Chan’s credit card in his pocket. 

“Yeah.” She nods letting the younger alpha lead her to the front door.

“Get whatever you want or need, baby girl.” Chan follows along to walk them out. “Get any clothes, makeup or skin care you want and need. If there’s anything you want to decorate your room with, then get it. Don’t worry about pricings or how much you’ve already gotten, okay?”

“Yes alpha.” 

“Good girl.” He kisses her cheek and stands on the porch as he watches them get in the car and drive off.

The drive was quiet for the most part besides the music playing and the occasional questions. Y/n still felt a bit iffy around Hyunjin. He’s been better around her, but it’s awkward still.

She follows closely behind them walking through the mall as she looks around at the different stores they go by and Jeongin quickly grabs her hand when she starts to lag behind a bit. 

“Where do you want to go first?”

“Any clothing store is fine.” She mumbles and Hyunjin grabs her other hand leading the two towards a shop and her eyes widen at the amount of clothes.

“Have at it princess, pick out anything you want.” Hyunjin smiles down at her. 

“I don’t even know where to start?” She looks around at the different wracks of clothes.

“We’ll help you.” Jeongin squeezes her hand before taking her to the first rack. 

They all pick out different clothes and she tries them on, some of which she was surprised how much she liked on her as she’s used to having just worn leggings and t-shirts for the last few years. But the sundresses, shorts, skirts, and blouses the boys picked out she loved. She almost felt more like herself for the first time in her life. 

Several stores and trips back and forth from the car later they were almost done. They had even picked up her new phone Chan had called ahead to have ready for pick up.

“Channie hyung said the phone is already all set up for you.” Jeongin explains as he and Hyunjin are holding a few bags of skin care.”We’ll just have to charge it when we get home.”

“Any other stores?” Hyunjin asks, moving over to the mall's map directory. “Do you want to get some makeup?”

“No, I don’t like to wear makeup much.” She looks around. “Is there like a homegoods store or something so I can get stuff for my room?”

“Yeah, it’s on the other side of the mall.” Jeongin points on the map to show them. “How about you guys head over there and I’ll go take these bags to the car and bring it around in front of that store so it’d be easier to load it up.”

“Sounds good.” Hyunjin hands him the few bags he has before taking the omega’s hand leading her to the store. “What were you thinking for your room?”

“Just wanting to pick out some decor, and curtains, maybe a rug.” She starts to walk through the store. “Could you help me paint an accent wall?”

“Of course, we can stop by the hardware store in the town and grab paint.” He follows her to the curtains first. “What color were you thinking?”

“Purple…? Pink…? I’m not sure yet.” She looks through the curtains specifically stopping at the blackout curtains. “I wouldn’t mind having an artist's eye though on deciding what would go the best.”

“I can definitely help with that.” He starts to browse the curtains. “Is there a certain color of curtains and a rug you’re wanting?”

“I was thinking grey for the curtains.” She pulls a set of light grey curtains before handing them to him. “And I’m wanting a big fluffy white rug.” 

“We’re gonna need a cart for that then. I’ll go get one and I’ll meet you at the rugs?”

“Yeah.” She nods and watches him walk away before heading towards the rugs and start browsing. 

She finds a few fluffy rugs as she feels them to decide which one she wants as she waits for Hyunjin and Jeongin to come back. 

“Hey there little omega.” A deep voice is heard as a tall alpha comes up behind her. “Where’s your alpha at little one?” He places a hand on her hip causing her to tense up.

“He-he’ll be back soon.” Y/n stutters unsure what’s about to happen. 

He turns her around, still keeping her in place as he inspects her neck. “No bites? Meaning you’re unclaimed.”

“I-I don’t want any trouble.” She swallows hard, hoping for Jeongin or Hyunjin to be back soon, as she has flashbacks to how her grandfather blocked her path, not allowing her to leave. “P-please walk away.” 

“Why would I do that?” He growls, grip tightening on her waist. “You don’t belong to anyone, yet. We can change that right here and now though.”

“I don’t think so.” Jeongin’s growl is heard before he punches the alpha in the jaw. “Stay away from my omega.”

“Your omega?” The man taunts with a chuckle clenching the side of his face. “If she’s yours then why is she unmarked?”

“Innie.” Y/n gasps, her alpha looks ready to kill but she doesn’t get to move as Hyunjin comes up wrapping his arms around her.

“Don’t intervene.” He whispers as he holds her closely to him. “You’ll only get hurt.”

“But…” He turns her away from the scene as security comes to break up the commotion. 

Hyunjin continues to hold her as Jeongin gets questioned by security explaining how the strange alpha was threatening to claim his omega. Luckily with the security footage showing how uncomfortable Y/n is with the man,9 Jeongin is let go and asked not to come back to that mall again.

“I’m sorry.” Y/n softly cries into Hyunjins chest.

“No baby, I’m sorry.” The beta squeezes her. “I shouldn’t have left you alone, I wasn’t thinking. Felix and Jisung, even though they act like it, aren’t actual omegas so it's okay for them to be left alone for a few minutes in a store when we go to grab something. I should have stayed or at least had brought you with me, especially since you’re still unmarked. I’m sorry.”

The omega whimpers into his chest as Jeongin joins them, still angry, saying they should head back home and leads them to the parked car. Hyunjin helps Y/n into the back before taking the keys from the young alpha to drive. 

After a bit of no one talking Y/n looks up at them in the front seats and sighs. “When… when will you guys?”

“When will we, what?” Jeongin grunts, still a bit agitated from the situation and not happy with his beta for leaving her unattended. 

She shrinks back in her seat. “Never mind.” She whimpers and looks out the window watching the terrain go by the closer they get home.

When they pull up, Chan, Minho and Changbin are waiting outside to help bring in all of the bags. When the three of them step out of the car though, the alphas smell the soured scents causing their brains to overthink. 

“What happened?” Chan looks at all of them, Minho quickly goes to Y/n to check her over for injuries. 

“Hyunjin left Y/n alone in a store.” Jeongin glares at the beta. “And an alpha threatened to take her, probably would have if I hadn’t come back when I did.”

“Is that true?” Chan looks at Hyunjin, getting angrier when he nods. “What were you thinking?”

“I’m sorry.” The beta whines. “I wasn’t thinking okay, I forgot that she isn’t able to be left alone for a few minutes like Ji and Lix can.”

“Did you fight the alpha, Innie?” Changbin is looking at Jeongin’s face who nods and the omega now realizes that the stranger must have hit Jeongin back when Hyunjin turned her away.

“Are you okay kitten?” Minho moves her hair behind her ear and cups her cheek.

“Yeah?” She whispers not looking up at the alpha.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” He forces her to look at him and now sees the tears threatening to spill. 

“It’s nothing.” She brushes his hand away. 

Minho sighs and looks at his pack alpha who notices as well before telling Changbin to deal with Hyunjin as he moves to Y/n.

“Baby girl.” He places his hands on both of her cheeks looking down at her. “What did Changbin say rule number three was?”

A tear falls down her cheek. “We don’t keep stuff from each other. If somethings bothering me, talk to you guys.”

“That’s right.” He wipes away her tears. “So please talk to me, what’s wrong? Is it what happened? Did it scare you?”

“It did. It reminded me of how my grandfather blocked my path.” She mumbles. “But it’s not entirely that.”

“What is it then?” 

“The alpha said I was unmarked, that I don’t belong to anyone because of it and threatened to change that.” She mumbles which starts to make Jeongin mad again as Changbin soothes him. “And it makes me wonder when… when will you guys make me yours?”

“You’re already ours, pretty girl.” Changbin reassures her as he holds the youngest alpha.

“Others just think that omegas need to be marked like property or otherwise they're a free for all.” Minho had stayed close by still looking her over to make sure she’s okay. 

“Baby, just because we haven’t bitten you yet doesn’t mean you’re not ours.” Chan coos. 

Y/n bites her lip still holding back tears. “It just feels like I’m not being fully accepted.”

“Oh baby girl.” Chan pulls her into his chest and lets out soothing pheromones. “Please don’t feel that way. I promise we will soon, it’s just something that’s a bit more intimate than you might realize.”

“And you said I have to take you on a date first before I can do that.” Minho gives a cheeky smirk making her pout and playfully pushes him trying to hold back a smile.

Her smile doesn’t last long though as she’s reminded as to what Hyuk had told her on the phone this morning and starts to wonder if he is right. 

Chan and Minho look at each other as their omega’s scent goes from sweetening to sour again during the whole interaction. They can see her brain working overtime and know that they’re gonna need to get to work on claiming her as it seems their words aren’t fully convincing her anymore.

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[disneyprincemuke]

in the name of friendly racing * fem!driver

a simple race on their scooters flips the entire paddocks upside down

pairings: liam lawson x fem!driver, logan sargeant x fem!driver, mick schumacher x fem!driver, oscar piastri x fem!driver

notes: hello everyone i know i haven't posted a vr piece and it's all because i couldn't fully grasp the fact that femdriver and logan are not together in this universe but i took a break from them and yes i'm coping well, but no i will not stop tearing up about their love story k? anyway, i think this is MID compared to other crack fics i've written but i'm trying i promise

(series masterlist) | (📂 the rookie season)

she holds up the scooter in one hand, the other on her hip as she leans into the tablet in liam's hands. "what's the route again?"

"are you stupid?" logan asks.

"no, do you want to not join us?" she asks quickly, lifting her head to glare at the american across her. she darts her arm out and shoves logan back. "i'll disqualify you right here, right now. you wanna spend your afternoon in your driver's room like a loser like the rest of them?"

"he sent it to the group chat, how can you still not know the route?" logan scoffs, narrowing his eyes down into a glare.

"i'm just making sure!"

"relax," liam mutters, holding a hand up in an attempt to break up the fight that he's sure would happen if he doesn't interfere. "i'll disqualify you both."

"just tell me the route," mick sighs, shaking his head. he steps forward and tilts his head to try and get a look at the screen under the scorching sun above them. "no cheating, okay?"

logan huffs. "tell that to her."

she throws her head back and rolls her eyes. "god, logan!" she winds her arm back and darts an arm out to grab logan's sweatshirt. she bundles it up into her hands and tries to yank logan towards her.

"okay!" mick cries out, grabbing her wrist and pulling her away from logan. he carefully, finger by finger, removes her hand from grasping his sweatshirt and pushes her back. he then guides logan two steps away. "the race hasn't even started yet!"

oscar pops his head between the girl and liam. "are you sure you should be doing this?"

"of course," liam mutters, glancing at oscar. "why are you here? i thought you didn't want anything to do with us if we went through with this?"

"yeah, but i'm curious. so i know which places to avoid - i wouldn't want to get run over by road rager over here," he gestures to her and then at logan, "and mr. beating-(y/n)-is-my-life's-mission over there."

"she can't possibly be beating me at every single thing!" logan cries, throwing his arms in the air, and pointing over at her.

"sore loser!"

"okay, so we're starting here," liam points at where they're standing. "we start at williams."

"are you guys going to the pitlane?" oscar questions.

"no, are you crazy? do you want somebody to kill us?" mick scoffs. "i'd get my scooter rights taken away from me!"

"yeah," liam agrees with a nod. he throws oscar a judgemental stare, absolutely bewildered at the thought that they would be racing at the area where literal cars could be driving out. he looks back down at the ipad. "anyway."

"we zip between the racing homes," logan mutters, tracing the map of the paddocks that they'd pulled up from the internet. "and then we make a round around the interview table and the finish line is back here. don't forget to zip through the racing homes again."

"exactly," liam nods. "everyone aware of the rules?"

"you guys had the time to come up with rules?" oscar laughs. "seriously?"

"no shortcuts," mick says, turning his head to look at the younger girl. he grabs her wrist. "have you got your watch on so we can track the route everyone takes for the race?"

"yes. i'm a fair racer, above all," she scowls, retracting her arm from mick. "and we stop for everyone who calls us, yes? especially the fans."

"easy," logan nods, a smirk stretching his lips. "suddenly i'm kind of thankful nobody really likes me."

"what? don't say that," she grunts. "i like you. we like you."

"break it up, lovebirds. we are not friends, we're competitors," liam mutters. "you guys got the glasses (y/n) stole from seb's office?"

"i didn't steal them. we're borrowing them!" she rolls her eyes and crosses her arms. "don't break them - seb doesn't know i took them from his office."

"oh, i'm pretty sure charles would have let you borrow his if you asked," oscar whispers. when she turns her head to glare at him, oscar lifts his arms up to surrender. "but, you know. what do i know?"

"well i'm not sponsored by rayban - my glasses aren't here yet. i get when everybody else gets them," she frowns. "and, i don't wanna bother charles. it's okay."

"so you snuck into seb's office instead."

"it's not sneaking in if the door was wide open," she laughs, rolling her eyes. "duh?"

"ah, is that why you needed me to keep a lookout in the hallway?" logan says.

"shut up. i'm going to beat you," she mutters, pointing at logan with a threatening finger.

"okay, so are we clear about the rules?" liam puts the ipad down and looks around. "we've literally tried to make it as foolproof as possible. there's no way you guys can find ways to cheat, right?" he turns to her. "right?"

"i don't know why you keep looking at me - i'm a fair racer! you should be asking mick if he's going to be honest about this one!"

"why me? isn't logan desperate to keep the paper mache cup that we made three nights ago?"

"in my defence, i still believe i should keep it even if i lose because i worked on it the entire night. all you fuckers did was play overcooked and scream at each other in mick's hotel room."

"okay, shut up and race," oscar mutters, flailing his arms in the air to dismiss their huddle. "are you guys ready? can i start the race for you?"

"for someone who doesn't want to be a part of this, you sure are pushy," she mutters, turning on her heel to hop onto her scooter. "are we ready? apple watches and rayban glasses on?"

she takes the sunglasses that have been resting on the collar of her blouse and puts it on. she turns to her left and points at logan. "i'm gonna crush you."

logan pushes the sunglasses up his nose, looking ahead and doesn't spare her another glance. "sure."

"okay, okay," oscar cheers, clapping his hands. he reaches into his back pocket and reveals a red handkerchief. "turned your scooters on? everybody got their smart watches and smart glasses on?"

"start the race, cunt!"

oscar's lip twitches. "anyway. be safe, you guys. we have a race this weekend."

"i don't," mick smiles. "stay safe, though."

"start the race before i do it myself, bitch!"

"liam, shut the fuck up!" she shrieks, stepping off her scooter momentarily to whack him on the arm.

"god!" liam screams, his arm darting out to whack her as a response. "the race is going to start and you're not going to-"

"go!" oscar shouts, waving the handkerchief into the air. he darts to the side to get out of their way with a giggle.

almost immediately, logan and mick have already pulled back their handles, darting away from the williams racing home. she shrieks and shoves liam, causing him to lose his balance slightly, hops onto her scooter and drives away.

"oh, liam!" a deep voice calls. "i've been looking for you everywhere!"

"fuck's sake," liam sighs, shaking his head as he turns to see christian walking up to him. but he smiles as he is approached by the team principal. "yeah, christian?"

up ahead, she frowns to herself as she watches mick and logan racing head to head. there's no way to catch up to them on these scooters - it's simply not like an f1 car. she can only bank on the fact that someone, somehow, will stop them to give her some sort of window to pass them.

with the little number of people in the paddocks on a wednesday for the weekend proves that they should have done this early in the afternoon on friday. there could have been more obstacles and distractions for them.

if only the boys had listened to her.

she shrieks when she sees george flagging mick down ahead of the alpine racing home, forcing mick to come to slow stop. she screeches loudly when she passes mick, her hair being blown back by the wind and speed she's going at.

"thanks, george!" she screams, momentarily waving at the brit as she passes the mercedes pair. she can see logan ahead of her, speeding and manoeuvring around the crowd flawlessly by the ferrari home.

surely, somebody will recognise him and pull him to a stop, right? if nobody does, she can only hope that alex is somewhere in the paddocks wondering where his rookie has gone.

the race, objectively, is going fine for her. logan was momentarily stopped by a williams engineer. she passes them screeching, also thanking the nameless woman and waving at logan smugly as she accelerates her scooter.

when she does that, her eyes widen when she sees mick also passing logan. she has no idea where liam has gone, or if christian has even let him go from their conversation at the back of the paddocks.

she does get stopped, once, by susie who stops her to ask her a question. it was a simple question that she easily had the answer to and susie let her off in seconds. she excitedly presses a kiss on the older woman's cheek and quickly accelerates away, shocked that mick is suddenly riding next to her.

behind them is logan trailing shortly, and liam's conversation with christian is actually short. so behind logan is liam, held back by a couple of seconds only.

it's just that christian had overheard them whispering earlier that day about their race and he had lurked by the williams racing home to mess with his driver.

she, unfortunately, does get stopped another time, by a fan that was being brought around for a tour of the paddocks ahead of the race weekend. she grumbled under her breath when the three boys passed her: mick mimicking her shrill screech, logan passing her with his fingers in an 'L' shape, then liam simply ignoring her.

the race is short. suddenly they're all at the final stretch, now circled back at the ferrari racing home as they aim to make it to the finish line where oscar sits in a plastic chair, hunched over as he texts his girlfriend.

she screeches when she sees mick come to a stop right by the aston martin home. it's then questionable when she sees logan stop, and then liam. and suddenly she's getting flagged down by liam.

she rolls her eyes and ignores them, clearly being sore losers that she is now destined to win their little race. she goes right past them, slowing down slightly since it seems that she is the only competitor left in the race.

"(y/n)!" she hears a familiar accent. her eyes widen as she looks back, seeing sebastian with his hands on his hips, surrounded by her friends with the guiltiest expressions on their faces.

it all happens very fast. she had all intentions to slow down and go back to where they were, but she hadn't seen the rock up ahead.

if only she'd been looking ahead.

the front wheel of her scooter is caught against the stone, sending both her and the vehicle flying forward. "fuck!" she screams, her arms stretching out to try and break the fall.

"oh, my god!"

"that's going to hurt."

"are you stupid?"

"are you okay?"

she stays in her spot for a couple of seconds as she tries to digest the events of what just happened to her. one second, she had been on her scooter, the next she's knelt on the ground with her hands planted into the ground.

then it hits her: all of the pain from her fall.

she removes her hands from the ground and blinks rapidly, allowing the blood to seep from her now wounded palms. she feels it in her knees, surely scraping her favourite pair of pants when she had skidded against the floor. one of sebastian's pair of raybans is strewn not too far from her on the ground.

her scooter is ahead of her, which oscar is now bent over and pushing it upright.

she looks up, meeting logan's eyes with a hand over his mouth.

"it's not funny!"

"it's a little funny," logan shrugs before he bends down to meet her. "are you okay?"

tears immediately well in her eyes. she stretches out her hands and shows logan her injured palms. "i hurt my hands!"

"we can see that." mick is the next to kneel next to her, taking her hands into his. he moves her hands about and tries to assess her wounds. "we should get you back to your room and treat these."

"where are my glasses, you fucking- seriously, (y/n)?" she hears sebastian mutter. she lifts her head and watches sebastian pick up the pair from the ground and turn to her. "seriously? a race on the scooter i had to beg to get you?"

"it was liam's idea!" she cries, wiping her eye on the sleeve of her blouse. "he challenged me!"

"it was premeditated!" liam screams in an attempt to defend himself. "she said we would race once you got her scooter approved!"

"shut the fuck up!" she screeches, reaching out to push liam. "i told you not to tell on me!"

"okay, enough fighting," oscar sighs. he bends over and is the only one to think that she should not let her wounds be against the dirty ground for too long. "come on, let's get you all patched up."

"but my knees!" she cries, sniffling as she looks down at her scraped jeans. there's a small hole on both of her knees, the edges seeped with blood and small matching wounds on either. "i can't-"

"enough crying, drama queen," logan mutters, already hunched over and tapping his shoulders. "i'll carry you back. stop crying."

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[npookie0]

KC gang when they find out their artist partner drew them in their sketchbooks :3

This is cute!!!

Murderous sketches, dangerous praises.

Real names of the characters spoiled!!!!

goreboy | Ronin Beaufort

You and Ronin have been together for a while now, he inspires you so much, that almost half of your sketchbook is filled with Ronin alone.

One day when Ronin decided to pay you a visit, you left him alone in your room for five minutes. You forgot to put your sketchbook away, and he found it. You entered the room again and almost dropped your cup of tea.

"Ronin, what are you holding?"

You asked, looking at him with widened eyes as he just casually looked through the sketches...

"Why so shy? You should've told me that you would love me to pose for you."

He smirked, the typical cocky smirk you see every day of the week, but this time there was a tinge of appreciation in that look he gave you.

Ronin felt proud, his lover was this talented and took their time to draw him? This almost made his heart flutter.

He stood up from the bed and walked up to them, leaning closer.

"You're skilled darlin', makes me proud to be your muse."

He whispered against your lips, catching them in a slow and deliberate kiss. When the kiss broke you shot him a glare and crossed your arms over your chest.

"You're so annoying Beaufort."

You scoffed and then a smirk replaced your scowl.

"You will model for me from now on, and you don't have a say here."

Angelic | Maria de la Rosa

You were drawing mindlessly on your tablet, you didn't even realise what, or who you were drawing.

You were drawing your girlfriend, Maria, as a seraphim. She looked absolutely ethereal, and you couldn't stop yourself from making the drawing just perfection. You couldn't fumble Angel with a half assed drawing, now could you?

While you were drawing, you didn't realise that there was someone watching your artistic creation over your shoulder, at least until that very person slipped your headphones off and leaned in to kiss your cheek.

"Love? What- When did you come back?"

You asked, totally surprised and flustered. Your drawing was discovered and you made extra sure to hide it! Ugh so embarassing.

"Aw, why are you so flustered? It's beautiful."

Angel giggled sweetly and took your tablet from your hands.

"The wings are so perfect and that halo that has dozens of eyes on it? You really are something you know?"

Angel's praise made your cheeks feel warm and your gaze to shy away.

"It's because I have an amazing muse..."

You mumbled. Maria titled your head up, the look in her eyes warm and full of love.

"I'm happy to be your muse love, so very happy."

K9 | Valetin Valjoen

You were sitting in Valentin's home, sketching him in a notebook. You were supposed to write something in it, but remembering how breathtaking V looked in his hair put up in a bun, you just had to draw it.

You were looking at him from time to time, he was tending to a dog and didn't pay you any mind. Or so you thought.

You forgot that V is very observative and nothing would escape him, not even your short and very secretive glances. So it surprised you when Valentin suddenly joined you on the couch and looked over your shoulder. You tried to close the notebook but he was faster.

"My love, this is..."

V was flustered, you could see that blush spread all over his face, and somehow it made your embarrassment disappear. Seeing your boyfriend flustered was always something you looked forward do.

"Do you like it?"

You asked, leaning your head on V's shoulder.

"Yes. The lines are perfect and I can see how hard you were working."

He said, but you could hear that pause, like he wanted to say more.

"Aaaand?"

You asked with a sweet and innocent voice.

"And I think that you captured me almost too perfectly."

V finished the sentence, looking away from the drawing all red and blushy.

"If you'd like to I can show you more. I have plenty in my place. I even have a whole painting."

You said and giggled when you saw V's surprised expression. God, he's so adorable like that.

hitmeuppp | Misaki

"What are you doinggg?"

You heard Misaki's voice through the speakers in your computer. You looked up at them from the doodles you were making of them.

"Uhm not much, just drawing while you're talking."

You said and looked down at the small doodles.

Misaki talking, Misaki sitting and being grumpy, Misaki with a chainsaw.

Well her stories get your imagination going so it's obvious that you would get to drawing. Your whole graphic tablet was filled with Misaki, be it doodles or full pieces. You just enjoyed drawing them very much.

Maybe even too much... Seeing how your commissioners are getting impatient...

"Show! Show!"

They exclaimed happily.

"Okay, but promise that you won't laugh..."

You said and after receiving reasurement you shown her the doodles.

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygodomgodohmygod!!!"

You could hardly make out the words "oh my god" from Misaki's excited squeak.

"They're so cute!!! Do you have more?"

You smiled at their childish excitement.

"Yeah, I have some more. Why? Wanna see?"

"Why are you asking? Show me everything!"

It was hard to disagree with Misaki's wants, especially when they gave you the biggest puppy eyes ever.

"Of course I will, you dork."

[ddejavvu]

hotch and lactose intolerant reader because I've ruined myself again and created a stomach hurty !!I know my mans is sick of them ignoring it and choosing to eat all products containing lactose lmaoo

Aaron is disappointed, but not surprised, when he comes home to find you curled up on the couch with a sheen of sweat over your face.

"Honey," He hums, pity in his eyes but conviction in his tone, "Did you have ice cream again?"

"Jack wanted some," You grumble, eyeing the half-empty bowl of what's now chocolate soup on the ottoman in front of you, "Don't start with me, Aaron."

"I'm not," He promises, but he totally is, "Sweetheart, Jack won't be offended if you don't eat ice cream with him. He'd be happy with you eating broccoli as long as he had ice cream."

"I know," You whine, staring up at him from where you're doubled over on the couch, 'But Aaron, he makes it look so good. He always wants chocolate syrup and rainbow sprinkles, and I'm not that strong, okay? I'm only human."

"You're human with a very picky stomach," Aaron leans down to peck at your lips, keeping it chaste enough for just a quick smooch in case the smell of the greasy fast food he'd wolfed down for a late lunch turns your stomach any more than it already is.

"That's not my fault," You lament, "My heart wants ice cream, but my stomach wants death."

"Don't listen to either of them," Aaron chuckles, kissing your forehead this time, "Listen to your brain, and don't eat ice cream next time. I'll bring home cookies tomorrow, okay? The thick ones with the frosting from the grocery store."

"Aaron, I love you," You vow, turning away when you catch a whiff of his suit jacket and it's all french fries and ketchup, "But I'm gonna hurl."

Aaron takes the not-so-subtle hint and backs away, setting his briefcase on the chair and setting a reminder on his phone to buy you cookies. He sheds his suit jacket and makes a mental note to send it to the dry cleaners ASAP, taking off his shoes and leaving them by the door.

"I'm going to get the tums," He informs you, and you peek open a droopy eye to watch him, "Do not finish that bowl while I'm gone."

"No promises," You call, but the anguish in your voice lets him know you're only teasing, "You'd better make it worth it when you get back, Hotchner. If I can't have ice cream I want something else sweet."

"You can have a tums," He narrows his eyes sternly at you while shaking two of the fruit-flavored tablets into his palm, though you know he's far from angry at you. "Kissing is reserved for nights where you're not about to vomit."

[twst-kumi]

Weeping Maiden [ACT II]

My tablet died recently, so there will be no art to go along with it.

[Act II] CHAPTER 2

The fight against Leona was strangely faster. Unlike the fight against Riddle, Yuu was more willing to beat him up. It was almost like he had a personality switch. Ace and Deuce were the most confused of his changes. They felt like he was supposed to be aloof. Somehow they were sure he was like that. 

“_So what about my sister? Who did you say you were keeping? Huh?”

Leona’s blot was gone, and the fight was finished but Yuu didn't let go of the Lion Prince. He looked thin but he sure was strong. 

Yuu's overprotective drive was strong. He didn't let Leona go, punching him again and again. It was [Name] who stopped them, or at least tried. 

“_Yuu, it's okay. Let's stop now…”

She grabbed his arms to pull him away. Pulling his arm back, Yuu accidentally jabbed her nose. Both siblings didn't move an inch as they looked at each other for a minute. 

“_It wasn't on purpose…. Don't cry!”

Without missing a beat, the young girl teared up. Yuu hated it, when she cried like that. It made him panic and lose his cool. He wiped her tears while trying to quell her.

If Vil didn't know about Yuu’s twisted attachment to her, he would have thought they were normal siblings. 

Ace and the others looked at them a little confused. Yuu and the pretty girl seemed close. The black-haired young man pulled her in his arms in an attempt to get her to stop. Leona groaned painfully as he rubbed his jaw. He didn't think the herbivore could hit that hard. 

“_ I'm so happy! Do you know how worr-!

_ What the hell are you doing here?”

[Name] was startled by Yuu’s harsh tones. She looked at him to see the horrified look on his face. 

“_ What do you mean? I should be the one to ask that. I searched for you everywhere!

_ You shouldn't be in this world. It wasn't in the deal!

_ What deal?

_ That's none of your business. What about your careers? You should return home instead of -!”

Yuu stopped in the middle of his words as he felt the sting of her slap on his cheek. She looked at him hurt. 

“_ None of my business? You disappeared for 3 years. 3 fucking years!

_ That’s not-! What do you mean 3 years?”

Yuu asked, confused, he was 16 years, and she should be 13 years old. His little sister was 3 years younger than him. Looking more carefully, she looked different from what he remembered and it made him even more worried. It was strange he was sure it had been a few months. Unless…

Yuu couldn't help but feel a long shiver going down his spine. 

[Name] sniffed while trying to wipe her tears off. She glared at him. Yuu grimaced before pulling her into his arms. He had many questions but pushed it back wanting to only focus on the moment. His lovely sister was there with him. Although he didn't know why they still sent her into this world, he felt reassured to have her near. 

Yuu never noticed how dependent he was on his sister until he lost his only link to her. His eyes closed, and he took a deep breath in the familiar scent. It was the same smell, warmth, and child he used to hug tightly. 

“_What is happening?”

Heric asked as he came running. When he noticed there was some commotion and the matches were delayed. He immediately looked for [Name]. He was surprised to see her in some random guy's arms. He couldn't help but feel jealous. They had both similar features but also…. Different. Every time he looked at the two, the RSA student surprised himself by having a strange thought. It was almost as if something unnatural pushed him to do something he never wanted.

[Name] looked toward Heric before wiping her tears. The young girl pushed Yuu slightly to look at him. Vil sighed before using a handkerchief to pad her eyes. Her eyes were going to be puffy, and even worse her mascara was getting smeared. 

“_Sorry about that Heric. 

_It’s nothing… But rather who is he?”

He didn’t want to sound like a jealous boyfriend, but his word got out rather abruptly. She wasn’t even his girlfriend. He did have a small crush but it wasn’t to that point yet. 

Yuu couldn’t help but grimace at his tone while his sister just frowned confused. 

“_I’m her brother, Yuu. 

_Ah… I see…”

Heric looked at him a little weirded out. He understands that as a brother he could be overprotective. Even more so since [Name] seemed to attract troublesome people around her. But that stare wasn’t normal. Heric felt a long shiver going down his spine like he was going to die if he took a more step. 

Observing him more, the RSA student was even more suspicious of Yuu. [Name]’s brother was 3 years older, so he should be around 18. That man looked no more than 15, since he is an NRC student he must be 16 at least. 

“_I’m Heric, I’m [Name]’s schoolmate, If you don’t mind me, you look really  young, how old are you?”

The young girl looked at him strangely. As she was going to say something, Yuu interrupted her and answered the question.

“_I’m 16 years old, thank you for taking care of my little sister but it would be better if she stayed with me. She is only 13 after all.

_13???”

Everyone looked at Ruggie whose ears flattened, the hyena coughed a little in his fist.

“_She looks 16, I’m surprised. She looks older.

_I don’t look 16, I AM 16.

_Uh?”

This time it was Yuu’s time to be confused. He was certain she was still 13. 

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[blackjackkent]

OK, I'm guessing we don't have to (and perhaps even shouldn't) do that showdown with the Mythal fragment yet, so back to doing companion quests!

Next up is our dinner with Taash and their mom, which I'm pretty sure is going to be the world's most awkward hangout ever. Let's go.

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lololol okay so two things

First of all, the scene immediately kicks off with Shathann instantly criticizing Taash and the fact that Helena is here. So we're definitely going for Tense Vibes right off the bat.

Second of all, something HELLA bugged in loading in on this scene, because the game loaded in TWO Taashes:

One of them is lit like they're supposed to be in the scene and is wearing their current armor. The other is lurking behind doing their idle animations, is wearing their default starting armor, and bizarrely appears to be about two inches shorter. O.o

[reload]

OK, here we go for real.

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Helena isn't really sure what to expect from this meal invitation. She is here because Taash wanted her here, but beyond that, she's pretty much just here for the food, and to enjoy being out of the Lighthouse for a bit. Shathann's home is a large, comfortable place, rather more decorated than Helena might have expected from a qunari house. However, it becomes immediately apparent that Shathann is not only not particularly pleased that she's here, but didn't know she was coming.

"You are late," the qunari woman says stiffly as they enter the house. "And you brought a guest."

Helena winces. She hadn't exactly expected to be waltzing in here as an interloper, but she tries to make the best of it. "I brought wine!" she says brightly, pulling the bottle from behind her back.

Shathann glowers at it. "I do not drink alcohol. Taash did not tell you, just as she did not tell me that you would join us."

Helena winces again, harder.

Taash, for their part, seems unembarrassed, but their eyes narrow in mild frustration. "I don't smell the isskapp. We always have isskapp on Tuesdays."

"I am not yet finished with my studies," Shathann says calmly. "I thought you would help me tonight."

"And by help, you mean 'do it all,'" Taash says irritably, glancing over at the kitchen area at the far side of the room. "You haven't even chopped the melons!"

"You swing axes all day," Shathann shoots back promptly. "Do you lack the strength to chop a few melons?"

Taash's jaw works, and they grumble angrily under their breath. But then they shrug and stalk away across the room, leaving Helena standing alone before Shathann and feeling rather more awkward than she has ever felt in her life.

Helena is not, really, the sort to be easily embarrassed, and she isn't really embarrassed on her own account here either, in spite of the wine mishap. But she's not good at being involved in difficult conversations at the best of times, and this isn't even HER difficult conversation, but instead the secondhand embarrassment of being stuck watching her friend's. She can't help the distinct feeling that maybe she shouldn't have been brought here in the first place, and really hopes she isn't going to end up just making things worse.

An awkward silence stretches for thirty seconds or so, broken by the sound of Taash beginning to chop melons, and then Shathann breaks it, looking at Helena matter-of-factly.

"The runes on the tablet are written in the old Qunari tongue," she says, and Helena realizes that she is holding in one hand the artifact which Isabela showed them at their meeting with the Lords a few weeks earlier. "But they are incomplete."

Helena relaxes a little as the subject turns to more practical matters. "So they never finished it?"

Shathann grunts pensively. "No. It is clearly finished, but parts of letters have been hidden somehow, rendering the tablet unreadable."

Helena perks up a little at this. "What if it's got some kind of secret code, so that only the right people can read it?" She's carried no shortage of of coded messages like this in the Dragons; this would be a subject she could speak on with some authority.

But Shathann shakes her head. "That is unlikely," she says flatly. "I have studied the First Expedition for decades. I have never seen the writing encoded."

Helena deflates a little, but pushes ahead gamely. "What do you mean, the First Expedition?" she asks.

"Your history teaches that qunari landed on Thedas three hundred years ago, in the Steel Age," Shathann says. "This is true - but incomplete. Almost a thousand years earlier, the First Expedition came, only to vanish. They were qunari who predated the Qun itself. That is what I study."

Helena's eyebrows lift. This is mildly interesting - especially just in the wake of all they've been learning about Solas and other elements of the world's history that don't fit with established stories. But it's also another thing utterly outside her wheelhouse, and she hasn't the foggiest idea of anything she can say in response that would sound remotely intelligent.

Thankfully, she's saved from having to think of something by Taash trudging back over with a sullen expression.

"Here. Food's ready."

Shathann squints at Taash, then at the food spread out on the table. Helena follows her gaze to take in the meal, which appears to be some spread of shrimp and couscous and which, frankly, smells fantastic.

"This is not isskapp," Shathann says slowly.

Taash's jaw works defiantly. "Wasn't feeling like isskapp," they say. "We're in Rivain. Might as well eat like it."

Helena watches both Shathann and Taash's faces as they look at each other. Taash, clearly, expects a fight, but none materializes. There is some frustration flickering across Shathann's face, but something like sadness, too, or regret.

"I see," is all she says, and walks past Helena to sit down at the table.

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It's a strained meal at best. The food is surprisingly good, given Taash's limited contributions to the Lighthouse's meals; the conversation, however, is stilted and tense in the wake of Taash's decision to ignore what Helena can only assume is a qunari tradition.

Eventually, after what seems like several thousand years, they get up to leave.

"The new bookshelves should be here next week," Taash offers abruptly as they step outside. "Got 'em for you with some of the gold from the dragon."

"You need not trouble yourself," Shathann says stiffly, turning away. "My studies are clearly of little importance."

" 'Kay. Bye," Taash says flatly to their mother's retreating back.

Helena winces again.

Taash sighs heavily, and a long silence stretches as they stare out towards the nearby water. Then they turn towards Helena with a rueful grin. "Thanks for coming."

Helena grins back. It was an excruciatingly uncomfortable meal to say the least - but she's glad Taash wanted her to be there, and that she could show up for it. "She used 'she'," she points out conversationally as they begin to walk away down the path from the house. "You haven't told her yet."

Taash grunts. "I was going to. Then we got here, and she was... like that." They cast a quick, frustrated glance at the house's closed door.

Helena nods slowly. The truth is, she doesn't really know what to say about any of it. Shathann and Taash's relationship is so clearly strained and difficult, both of them seeing the world so entirely differently - and yet there is still love between them both, struggling up between the cracks of the conflict.

She thinks about her own mother and father. Good people, but they raised her among a number of other rescued slave-orphans, and their affection could be a little impersonal at times. In a way, she suspects that Taash is far closer to Shathann than Helena is to her own mother; there's just so much mess in the way that neither of them can see it clearly.

But her job isn't to fix Taash's relationship, and she's not sure she'd be much good at it anyway; her job is to support however the hell Taash wants to handle it. So she flashes her young friend a crooked grin to lighten the mood as they walk away. "I almost gave it away when I realized she didn't know."

"That would have been bad," Taash mumbles ruefully. They sigh, shaking their head. "I'll tell her soon. She deserves to know."

Helena gives them a sideways look. "This isn't about her," she says firmly. "You do what's right for you."

Taash gives her a small smile in return. "Thanks."

[dumbasslesbi2]

Let Me Read To You ~ Chapter 1 (Agatha x Rio Bookstore AU)

Summary:

Agatha has just finished finalizing her divorce to Wanda and now has to move to a new town with her son Nicholas. When she moves in her neighbors recommend she joins the lesbian book club. However she can't help but fall for the owner of the store, Rio Vidal.

Notes:

Hi! Omg we're back with another series! This one may or may not be longer than the last one and we may or may not be smut in this one.

Agatha needed to leave, she needed a new place to go. She needed a place that would be safe for Nicky, her precious baby boy. She had recently been divorced by her ex wife Wanda, even though she was the toxic one. For the years they were together she had been cheating on Agatha and now basically had a whole other family that Agatha never knew about. Luckily for Agatha, Wanda wanted no custody of their child but that didn't mean the divorce went easily. Agatha said fuck it and drove. She drove and drove with Nicholas until she found a quaint place, Westview. She was able to afford a house there and since she did remote work it didn't matter where they lived. The house had everything she needed, 2 bedrooms and an office for her to work in. She couldn't have been happier with her decision.

“Hi! You must be the new neighbor, I'm Jennifer but you can just call me Jen. Do you need any help?” Jen said, walking up to Agatha who was getting boxes out of her car. “ Oh perfect! Could you please? I didn't realize how much of a pain it would be to take the boxes out of the car than putting them in. My name's Agatha” she told Jen, putting down a box to shake her hand. It was then after the handshake that Agatha heard crying in the house and ran inside to go check on Nicholas. She had already set up his playpen and let him have his tablet but of course he still wanted attention. “What's wrong my precious prince?” She asked Nicholas as she lifted him up. “Wanted Mommy” he said in-between sniffles. “Well, I'm right here, we still need to unpack baby.“ She said, kissing the crown of her son. “Hey Agatha where do you want me to put this one?” Jen asked as she entered the house. “Right here in the living room is fine for now, it's just more of Nicholas’s toys” she told her, still holding her child. “Nicholas, say hello to Jen” she told her son with a smile. “Hi Jen!” He said, giggling. “Why hello there mister. Looks like we're going to be neighbors now” Jen said, taking the small child's hand and shaking it. Nicholas couldn't help but laugh more. Agatha put him back in his play pen and unloaded the rest of the boxes. They got all of them squared away and Agatha thanked Jen for all her help. “If you ever need help just come on over, me or my wife should be home” Jen told Agatha before taking her leave. “Noted, thanks again for all the help!” Agatha said before tending back to Nicholas. 

It took Agatha a couple days to become adjusted to their new lives, she enrolled Nicholas into pre-school since he was only three and he had a tough time being away from his mother. She felt heartbroken that he was crying so often for her but the teachers reassured her that it just takes children a bit to adjust and that he’ll get used to it. She talked to Jen more and even met her wife Alice, after learning about Agatha’s situation they both recommended that she join them for the sapphic book club. Apparently the town had a famous lesbian bookstore that had a lesbian book club that met every saturday. She gave it some thought and said heck with it, she even made sure to book a babysitter for Nicholas. “I’m so happy you agreed to come with us!” Alice said as she was starting the car. “Thank you guys so much for inviting me, I really have to repay you two for all the help you’ve done for me” Agatha said as she was putting on her seatbelt. “Nonsense, everyone deserves friends and a support system” Jen said, fixing her makeup. 

As the three pulled up to the bookstore Agatha couldn’t help but admire it for a moment. It looked old and relic but in a good way, she loved the vintage look of things. “Come on girl!” Jen said to Agatha holding the door. As the three went through Agatha couldn’t help but space out and stare once again. “Rio! We got a new member, this is Agatha!” Alice said, getting the bookstore owner. “Perfect, we really need to recruit more people” Rio said, coming out from the back of the store. Agatha turned around to greet the woman but was speechless. She was absolutely stunned by the woman that appeared before her. Rio was wearing an oversized sweatshirt and some jeans with her big nerdy glasses that she always wore but Agatha couldn’t help but find her adorable. “Oh uh, hi! I’m Agatha” she said to Rio, shaking her head slightly to take herself out of her daze. Little did Agatha know that Rio was doing the exact same thing Agatha was. Rio couldn’t stop herself from checking out the total milf that Agatha was. Even though Agatha was also in casual wear just wearing a button of shirt and some jean, Rio thought Agatha was the sexiest milf she ever laid eyes on. “Hi, I’m Rio” she said, taking Agatha’s hand and kissing her knuckles. Jen and Alice couldn’t help but snicker, they kind of planned on this happening especially since Rio was a total milf lover. “Follow us to the next room, that’s where we hold our meeting, we should be all set to start” Rio said, showing Agatha over to their reading room. It was a candle lit room with a very calming vibe that Agatha couldn’t only think of as eternal and unworldly. In the room was already another woman, much older than the rest of the group. “Oh a new member, how exciting!” said the lady, already sitting down. “Lilia, this is Agatha, our newest member” Rio said as she was grabbing a book. “Hi! It’s nice to meet you” Agatha said, taking Lilia’s hand and shaking it. 

The women spent two hours talking about different sapphic books but also talked about town drama and problems in their own lives. Also complaining how homophonic the small town could be. Agatha didn’t know anything about the town before moving but she learnt that the town had deemed them as “witches” and thought of their book club as a “coven of witches”. Agatha couldn’t help but laugh at the names, being unused to such labels since she came from a big city. “Besides that though, most town folk don’t care about us and leave us alone” said Alice, giggling with Agatha. “You should have seen this town before the club and bookstore, it used to be horrible when I was growing up. Now you all can at least be yourselves” Lilia said, thinking of her olden days. “That’s why I built this bookstore as soon as I got enough from all my books,” Rio said with a chuckle. “Books? Do you write?” Agatha asked, looking over at Rio. “Yeah, my Rio Vidal if that helps” Rio said before getting up to get some snacks and drinks for the club. Agatha was starstruck, she thought Rio’s name sounded familiar. Rio was a famous sapphic author, known for writing pure lesbian smut. She had actually gotten into hot water since one of her books were being picked up by a large teen audience and many parents thought Rio was trying to turn their kids gay. Once Rio came back with the snack, the group picked up conversation again for about an hour or so before everyone deemed it time to leave. 

“Oh Agatha, can I actually talk to you before you leave?” Rio asked, winking at Jen and Alice. “We’ll be waiting in the car!” Jen said to her before Agatha could even respond. “I- oh, sure, what is it Rio?” Agatha asked, helping Rio clean up. “By any chance are you free tonight or maybe tomorrow? I would love to take a lady like you out and about” Rio said, smiling at her. “Oh! Um, I think tonight would be good, I have a babysitter for the day so I’m free right now if you wanna maybe go out?” Agatha, trying her best to maintain eye contact with Rio. “Perfect, why don’t you tell Jen and Alice while I close up shop” Rio said, hurrying to clean the store. Agatha went outside and told Jen and Alice what happened, getting an instant approval and congrats from the two. Rio was outside quickly, with a jacket on while she was locking the store. “Have a fun date you two!” Alice said before the two of them drove away. Agatha couldn’t help but blush, it only just hit her right then that she was on a date with the Rio Vidal. “So, what’s on the agenda?” Agatha asked, looking up at the woman. “I was thinking maybe a small stroll in the park and dinner? They’re both walking distance from here so up to you” Rio said, offering her arm.

“So what made you pick a quiet and small town like Westview to move to?” Rio asked as they arrived at the park. “I don’t want to spoil the mood but let’s just say I unfortunately got a divorce” Agatha said, wincing hoping that Rio would still want her. “Ouch, that’s rough. If you wanna ever talk about it, I’m all ears.” Rio said, tugging on Agatha’s arm more. Agatha couldn’t help but smile at Rio’s response, it was the first time she felt actually comfortable and open with someone since the divorce. “Thank you, it’s just been rough having to raise a three year old on my own” Agatha said with a groan. “Aw I’m sorry, I bet you have a cute kid though” Rio said, smiling down at Agatha again. “The cutest, his name’s Nicholas” Agatha told her, getting her phone out to show her a picture. “Yup, I was right. Cutest kid I’ve ever seen” Rio said with a chuckle. “Thank you” Agatha said, giving Rio a kiss on the cheek. She couldn’t help herself anymore, she thought Rio was so cute laughing and the least she could do was kiss her on the cheek. Rio instantly blushed and tried to calm herself down. “Do you wanna sit at that bench? We’ve been walking for a minute” Rio asked, hoping that sitting would help her from being flustered. “Sure!” Agatha said, letting Rio take the lead. “So what made an author like yourself choose such a small town to live in?” Agatha asked, playing with Rio’s fingers. “Honestly, I got tired of the big city and wanted a break from so many people,” Rio said, still blushing. “Oh I couldn’t agree more. I just hope Nicholas doesn’t mind growing up here” Agatha said with a sigh. “He’ll be fine as long as he has you” Rio said, smiling once again at Agatha. There was a moment of quietness as the two just enjoyed each other’s company. Agatha hadn’t felt this at ease with someone else for some time now and was relishing in the feeling. “Do you wanna head over to the restaurant, it’s only a block away from here” Rio asked. “Yeah, that sounds good” Agatha said, clearing her throat to take her mind off of wanting to kiss Rio. 

As they walked to the restaurant they kept asking questions about each other, trying to get more info out of each other. As they arrived at the place, Rio held the door out like the gentleman, well gentlewoman in this case, that she was. They got situated in a booth and ate while also drinking a glass of wine each. Agatha hadn’t had a date go this well since the divorce and was scared of how much she was attracted to Rio. Rio couldn’t help but feel the same, it had been long since she had a date go this well, especially in a small town like this with such a small lesbian population. Agatha couldn’t help herself and excused herself to go to the bathroom to calm down. However, Rio decided to follow her after a minute of waiting. As soon as Rio saw it was just Agatha in the bathroom, she held her by the hips and kissed her. Agatha was taken aback for a moment but then reciprocated the kiss. They stayed like that for a minute or two before leaving the kiss. “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself” Rio said with a giggle and her and Agatha’s foreheads touched. “No don’t worry, I’m happy you followed me” Agatha said, also laughing at their antics. “Making me feel like I'm in highschool” Agatha told Rio, pecking her lips. “How about I pay for the bill and we get out of here” Rio asked,swaying their bodies. “That sounds perfect, thank you” Agatha said, stealing another kiss. 

As the two walked back to Rio’s bookstore they couldn’t help but laugh and steal kisses here and there. “Let me drive you home gorgeous,” Rio said as they stopped at her bookstore. “Well, if you insist” Agatha said, giggling and kissing her cheek. “I do, come on” Rio said, taking Agatha’s hand and taking her behind the bookstore. Rio opened the passenger door for Agatha to which Agatha couldn’t help but tease her about it. “Quite the charmer I see” Agatha said, giving Rio another peck on the cheek. Rio closed the door gently as she ran over to the driver’s side. “What can I say, I can’t help myself with such a pretty lady” Rio told her, shifting the car to drive. The car ride was silent but that was only because of how much Agatha was admiring Rio. As Rio pulled up to Agatha’s home she was almost sad that their time together was ending. “I don’t know if this is too forward but can I see you tomorrow?” Rio asked, playing with the rings on her hand. “Let me ask if Jen and Alice can look after Nicholas. If they say yes then I would love nothing more but to see you tomorrow” Agatha said, taking Rio’s hand and kissing it. Rio couldn’t help but blush, “If they say no, they’re banned from book club” she said jokingly. “I wouldn’t mind if we kicked out everyone and just had it be the two of us” Agatha told Rio, winking at her. Rio short circuited and had no snarky reply, she could only blush and be flustered in her seat. Agatha reached in her purse to give her number to Rio before giving her a goodbye kiss. “Call me” she said with a wink before getting out of the car. Rio sighed a breath of relief as she started putting Agatha’s number in her cell. 

Agatha greeted her son and the babysitter. She thanked them for taking care of her son and paid them for their service. Once she was alone with her son, she sat on their couch and let out a sigh she didn’t know she was holding. She felt her phone buzz and already saw a text message from Rio. 

Hi sexy lady. Can’t wait to see you tomorrow, tonight was amazing 💚

Agatha couldn’t help but smile at the text as she was replying back with her own snarky remarks

Sexy? Have you not seen yourself honey? We’ll see what Jen and Alice say about tomorrow. Hopefully we can see each other. Tonight was perfect, can’t wait till the next time 😘💖💖

Agatha put her phone away and spent the rest of the night getting Nicky to bed while also doing her own night routine. She thought about all the kisses her and Rio shared while laying in bed, hoping that she could see Rio tomorrow . It had been less than a day and she was already falling for her. 

[storiesbyjes2g]

3.208 Jolly ol' Saint Luca

After a day of thrills and chills, we crashed at the rental, happy and exhausted. We didn't wait for bedtime to arrive and headed straight upstairs. I enjoyed our family time in the snow and was glad Desiree had made us get out. In the morning, I poked around the house, looking in closets, hoping to find a Winterfest tree. I wanted Desi's first Winterfest to be extra special since we weren't at home. We hoped our vacation was magical enough for her, considering there wasn't much Sophia and I could do. But if you think we came all this way without presents, you are dead wrong. We may not be able to pull out all the stops, but we're sure gonna make it count. We also decided not to pressure ourselves to exchange gifts. All the time we're going to spend together is a gift. We wanted this Winterfest to be all about Desi because she is amazing, and we're both so grateful she came to be in our lives. Besides, Father Winter would hook us up, anyway. Or maybe he won't because I have been very bad lately, ha ha!

Our celebration of Desi began with a grand breakfast. We got up very early to make it together, but Sophia seemed keen on cheering me on rather than helping, and I shook my head at her.

"You and Desi are just alike."

I finished prep and cooking by myself and made a loud ruckus, calling everyone to the meal, just like my dad did every holiday.

In the absence of a tree, me and Sophia had to kick it up a bit to give the house a festive vibe. We sang all the holiday songs, and I think the kid determined we were crazy. She stared at me, emotionless, trying to figure out what in the world was going on, but I kept going. I can always count on Sophia to have my back with acting silly. Eventually, the child cracked and laughed at us. We did belly laughs and all that Winterfest stuff to share holiday cheer with Desi, but I knew the only element she'd really appreciate was the presents.

We didn't go crazy with the gifts because we did have to get everything back home. Now that we know she's into fitness and wellness, I picked up a few things extra things from vacation kiosk. She got a soccer ball, guitar, her very own yoga mat, and a fancy tablet. Winterfest isn't quite Winterfest for a kid without a gift that comes with a screen, heh.

Alessia called to tell us how the fur babies fared and how the nuggets were destroying the house while playing with their toys. I'm glad all the little sims in my life are happy today. I was very concerned about how Winterfest away from home would go, but Desi is so easygoing, just like Sophia. And me too, I guess. Her happiness is all that matters today.

After presents, Desi wanted to go back outside to play in the snow, so we all went. It didn't occur to me we hadn't discussed Father Winter with her until he arrived. We heard him come in, and we made a big deal about it and ushered her back inside. She didn't freak out or anything, but she seemed very skeptical about this fat old man in a weird coat and hat who somehow found his way into our house. Completely normal behavior, right? Ha!

He talked to Sophia first and gave her a gift. Desi never took her eyes off him. She was so curious, but never said a word. I suppose she figured if we were cool with him, he must be alright. Finally, after giving me a gift, he turned his attention to her and said she was an exceptional child. That disarmed her a little, and she took the gift slowly and opened it. When she saw the loot, all that skepticism went out the window.

Des wanted to play with her ball when he left, so I took that moment to workout and reflect. I thought for sure Sophia would tell her not to play in the house, but she encouraged it. Actually, she asked Desi for the ball so she could show her some moves.

Desi watched in amazement, and in that moment I felt... I don't quite know what to call it. What is that feeling you get when someone finally sees or understands something the way you do? That was me. I always thought Sophia was magical, and the way Desi's eyes twinkle when she watches her, I can tell she's feeling it, too.

[freckle-face-ace]

Portgas D Ace X CisFem Reader

14

"Like...Donquixote," Ace paused unsure if he should finish the question, "Doflamingo the Shichibukai?"

Rosinante gaped, eyes wide and dropped to the foot of your bed.

<You know Doffy? He's a Shichibukai?>

"Saw him recently." Ace recalled, "But I didn't know him."

You clapped your hands gaining the attention of all three men, "What?"

<He's from our world.> Ace typed.

<Pirates?> the blond interrupted.

Thatch lifted his shirt and tugged at his jeans revealing a tattoo of a jolly roger with a white crescent shaped mustache on his hip.

"Whitbeard." Ace confirmed.

Rosinante was brimming with excitement. His fingers couldn't seem to keep up with his racing thoughts.

<When you saw Doffy...did you see the family? One boy in particular...well he'd be a man now.>

"Family?" Ace quirked a brow, "I don't think so. What man?"

<Trafalgar Law. I'm sure Doffy took him.>

"Oh... The Surgeon of Death." Thatch confirmed remembering the man's wanted poster.

<What?!> Rosinante  gestured frantically.

"He's the captain of the Heart pirates." Ace added.

The blond's expression fell as his brows knit. He was happy that Law had survived and was not connected to the family or so it seemed. But he was also a little disappointed that he became a pirate with such an aggressively haunting epithet.

A small smile bent his lips realizing he'd called his crew the Heart pirates which seemed to be a clear nod to his code name. He hadn't played over those last memories with the boy from Flevance in such a long time. It hurt too much knowing he'd failed him.

After collecting himself and getting settled with you, Ace, Grace and Thatch he told his story. You sat back wondering just how many people lived among you from that world. And why did it seem they all landed in Portland?

<It seems something happened with my devil fruit when I crossed over. Since then I've been mute. Doctors haven't been able to explain it. I just can't make a sound.> he sighed and continued to type, <For the last fourteen years I've been teaching sign language to help ease others into this life.>

"Thanks for sharing with us." Grace smiled politely.

<I'm so sorry it seems I've taken up all of our time.> Rosinante frowned, <F/N, you'll be released in two days. Once you're settled at home I'll come by for two hour lessons three days a week. I'll email you the schedule.>

You smiled and nodded as the blond stood.

___________________

Four days after being discharged, you laid awake staring at the ceiling with Ace enveloping you. His head resting on your chest, you could feel the vibration of his snores. It was strange and frustrating only being able to remember the sound of his voice, hearing it ring though your mind but not your ears. You hoped you wouldn't forget the smooth deep tone, especially his laugh and his sultry timbre you'd only just been introduced to. Your favorite song, babies laughing, Kuma's playful woofs, none of that compared to Ace.

Suddenly the raven in question was shifting to lean over you a concerned look in his eyes. His right hand came up to thumb away tears you hadn't realized were falling.

"I'm ok." you managed to whisper, though it was obvious to him you weren't.

He rolled over to get his tablet sparing you the closeness you were desperate for. Having to use a device to communicate wasn't helping your mental state. All you had to do before was lie there and talk. Hearing your defeated sigh Ace placed the tablet in your lap and sat up against the pillows before gently pulling you between his legs to rest your back against his chest. Reaching around you he picked up the tablet and began to type while resting his chin on your shoulder.

<Bad dreams again?>

Though that had been a problem lately you hadn't even been to sleep yet. You shook your head raising your hand to type a reply.

It was a little too embarrassing to admit you wanted to hear his voice.

<It's too quiet.>

Ace frowned against your skin placing a chaste kiss over the dip of your shoulder. There wasn't anything he could do to really fix that. He hummed trying to think of a way to cheer you up, noting how you shivered at the action.

<You can feel that right?>

You nodded, <It's the closest sensation to sound I can experience.>

Ace placed the tablet back on the nightstand and shifted you to face him as he snuggled back down into the mattress. He ignored your puzzled glace as he began to hum one of the many songs you played while you worked. You focused on the rumbling in his chest while he encouraged you by drumming his fingers over the small of your back until the words bubbled up your throat.

"When you hold me, in your arms so tight, you let me know everything's alright. I~ I'm hooked on a feeling." it came out off key and slurred but to Ace it was beautiful.

A soft chuckle escaped you, surprised by how much better that made you feel. Ace kissed your forehead and continued to hum until you finally fell asleep.

You were driving, admittedly a little distracted singing along to the radio. Something slammed into your bug jerking you sideways and sending you airborne. You watched in horror as the road made contact with the passenger side door jostling you violently about in your seat. The sound of screeching metal and shattering glass filled your ears.

When you came to you were lying in the snow, a familiar voice shrieked nearby. Scrambling to your hands and knees you saw Ace writhing on the embankment screaming for Luffy. His voice slowed down like a broken record player, not matching the desperate movements of the freckled male. Eventually the scene was void of sound and you were too weak to reach him. The ground beneath you rumbled dragging your gaze back to the beetle as it shifted forward sending nearly a ton of steel on top of you.

A loud gasp raked up your throat while you sat up blinking frantically. Ace's arms wound around your waist pulling you back into his embrace.

"S'ok, I'm here." he mumbled forgetting in his drowsy state that you couldn't hear him.

He opened his eyes as your sweaty shivering body made contact with his. Knowing it was the same dream that has been plaguing you since the accident he reached for his tablet just as his alarm went off to start the day.

<Let's get in the shower.>

You shook your head slowly not really wanting to leave the bed.

<I have to get ready for work and it won't hurt you to feel a little refreshed. You can go right back to bed after.>

Wanting to spend time with the raven before you were alone for the day you sat up slowly earning a triumphant smirk from him. You were still terribly sore and couldn't stand for long periods of time without being in pain so, it helped to not shower alone.

Ace held you close under the hot water before helping you wash your body and hair, the shame of him bathing you having long since passed. He was right it, did seem to help refresh you and bring you out of the trauma of your nightmare.

You realized he was humming again, aside from feeling it from the source you could sense it reverberating off the tile walls. It was something upbeat that you couldn't quite place, but that didn't matter as long as your raven seemed content with the current situation. Who wouldn't want their naked girlfriend pressed up against them in the shower? It was the best way to start his day.

After your joint shower you slipped into one of Ace's shirts and crawled back into bed. Your boyfriend entered shortly after you in his work clothes, hair tied halfway up he leaned over tipping your chin up for a kiss.

<Thatch is here. I'll text you on my break. Just get some rest.>

"Have a good day." you muttered receiving another kiss.

"How is she?" Thatched asked as Ace slid into the passenger seat.

"I think it'll be a while before she's over the trauma. She's still having nightmares." the raven sighed.

"If you don't want to leave her alone we can find someone to cover your shift." Thatch offered.

"I would much rather stay home. But there are bills to pay, plus Kuma is here for her."

The elder chuckled, "Look at you."

"What?" Ace asked defensively.

"Fire Fist Ace settled down and paying bills." the brunette teased.

"If it were anyone else I wouldn't be here."

Thatch took that last statement in for a moment before breaking the brief silence, "Pops would be proud."

Ace hoped that was true. For the second time in his life he felt like he belonged and was truly loved without condition. For the first time he didn't have the urge to keep exploring; he wanted to stay here with you.

After the short drive the brothers arrived at the restaurant.Thatch headed to the kitchen to make sure the staff was prepping for brunch while Ace headed to the break room to get his apron and notepad.

"Acey!" he sighed at the sound of Katie's voice entering the break room.

"Uh, hey."

"Hey," she rubbed her nape ruffling her purple locks, "I just wanted to say I was sorry for Christmas. I was a mess and I don't remember everything but Thatch said I broke your phone and you still managed to make sure I had a safe place to stay for the night."

"It's no big deal." he avoided eye contact tying his apron.

"Well, I still wanted to thank you." she hugged him.

"You're welcome." he stepped back a little uncomfortable by her proximity.

"Oh I heard what happened to your roommate. Must be tough for the poor thing." the purplette clicked her tongue in a pitying manner, "Will you be moving out?"

"What? Why would I move out?" he couldn't hide the offense in his voice, "She has a name and you know it. I really don't appreciate the way you talk about my girlfriend."

Katie took a step back a little shocked by his stern tone and the news of your status. An embarrassed flush crept up her throat as she swallowed passed the knot that was threatening to suffocate her.

"Ah ...Oh. I'm... I'm so sorry." she spun on her heel and ran for the restroom.

Ace sighed, he could have been a little less gruff but it did feel nice to announce your relationship to someone other than Thatch and Grace.     

[cleveradjacent]

oooh you wanna draw ogata getting mercy killed soooo bad (hypnosis)

okay i've held onto this ask for long enough that you might've thought i've ignored it, but i haven't! it just so happened that you sent it in right as a bunch of life stuff happened in quick succession, and i've been short on time. i'm in the process of drawing this though, and i do want to finish it because the idea is A+, BUT i have just discovered that i'll be away from home for two whole weeks real soon and idk if i can take my tablet so. publishing the ask now and if i finish it upon coming back i''ll tag you in it >:)

[wheelin-after-midnight]

71.

Names, I need your names? Vickie.

What is your favorite thing to do while drinking? After my Nan died, I drank every day for a year. I wasn't getting falling down drunk, but I would use it to cope and numb things. Drink and then just starve myself, lay in bed and cry. I don't drink like that anymore. I might have a couple or a few sometimes, but I don't have a favourite thing to do while drinking. I usually have them with dinner or with snacks while watching something, when I do. Nothing special.

Describe the worst party experience you’ve ever had? I didn't have a normal childhood with an actual youth and I never went to parties. I never even got invited.

What’s the best and worst trip you’ve had (drugs, not travel, lmao)? I don't do drugs. The only time I would is if I could do enough not to wake up and had finally, really and truly had enough of my life.

What is the most unique or uncommon thing about you? I don't know. I don't think I'm unique or special in any way. There's not a lot of people with my disability in the area that I live in, or with disabilities at all, so I guess that.. But that's not unique or uncommon in a good way.

What happened the last time you were in a fight with someone? The last really big blow up fight I had was very recently, with my mother, and I definitely don't want to talk about it. It's still affecting me.

Have you ever been in a physical fight? Who started it? No. I'm a lover not a fighter to begin with, but I would fucking lose. I cannot physically fight.

What is the most stupidly dangerous thing you’ve done, like something small but really dumb? I don't know, most dangerous situations I've been in happened to me. I didn't bring them on myself. I guess when I used to cut myself.

When you are feeling your lowest, who do you turn to for help? No one.

What is something you do very differently from others? Physically exist. Also think. I don't think like anybody in my immediate familial circle.

What is something you do that’s unhealthy? Are you trying to change it? Wish I could just die, let intrusive negative thoughts and negative self talk win, I do my best to care about how I eat and control the aspects of my health I actually have control over, but sometimes I don't and can't.

What do you wish was different about your community/neighborhood? I wish it wasn't so redneck and closed minded.

Do you like to do any type of volunteering? If so, have you/do you volunteer? I would love to, but I don't have the choice to leave my house whenever I feel like it for things like this. Even if I wanted to do things on just certain days, there's nobody I can depend on consistently for that.

Where was the last place you walked? Do you enjoy walking with no real purpose? I can't walk. The last place I went was down the hall to change my laundry from the washer to the dryer. I have to get it out of the dryer when I finish this.

Is a backpacking trip something you think you would enjoy? Why/why not? If it were physically possible for me to do, sure. It's not, though.

Other than moving out as an adult, what’s the longest you’ve been away from home? Several months hospital stays.

What’s the closest you’ve ever been to death? I shouldn't have made it when I was born. I wish I hadn't.

Have you ever told another person that you wish they would die? What’s the worst thing you’ve said to someone else? No. I've said I wish I would die so I stop burdening and ruining other people's lives.

What is the longest you’ve gone without food? Water? Going outside? Food and water, I've had to get fluid intravenously when really sick and unable to eat or drink by mouth. I've gone months without going outside.

What kind of video games are your favorite, and what are you playing now? What made you pick up that game specifically? I'm not really much of a gamer. I just play things on my tablet sometimes. I liked simulacra, some of the Netflix games, Wordscapes, a couple trivia games.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done while drunk? While sober? I don't really get drunk like that. While sober I just hate myself and think I'm worthless, generally.

What was the last new thing you learned? I'm not sure.

What kinds of things turn you on? People who don't treat me like shit and act toxic as fuck. Go out of their way to talk to me first and ask how I'm doing and don't just want an answer that they want to hear that makes them feel good. People who listen to understand and not just to respond or roll their eyes at me like I'm an idiot and then go gossip about me to someone else. Compassion, not being judged all the time and thought to be beneath others.

What is your favorite type of kiss/way of kissing? Passionately.

What is your favorite body part to have someone touch/etc? I'm usually extremely touch starved and crave physical intimacy. I love having my back and ass rubbed, hair played with, and I just crave being held while I cry so often.

Favorite form of affection in general/not sexual/etc? Being held, being listened to/heard/understood.

If you could change or add something to your physical form, what would it be? (even horns, tails, wings, eyes, etc!) I just want to be able bodied and healthy.

What is something you are attracted to that other people normally aren’t? Souls instead of physical bodies.

When was the last time you felt like something really changed you in some way? That last fight with my mother changed me a lot. Didn't think I could be even more closed off and heartbroken, but here we are. I've really started to hate her.

What is the strangest, most “out there” thing you believe? That animals are better than people and I love mine more than pretty much everyone.

What kind of a relationship do you have with religion? I no longer have any relationship with religion, thankfully. Fucked me up too much trying to find comfort or sense in any of it.

Do you get along with people who are especially religious? Why/why not? I can. This enitirely depends on whether the especially religious folks treat me with respect or judge, condemn and bible thump me because I don't think or live like them.

What is something you judge other people for? Getting animals and choosing not to spay or neuter them and letting them roam loose so it contributes to overpopulation and more animals without homes. Also dumping pets on the side of the road, driving away from their area and leaving them somewhere unfamiliar. Fuck you.

What is one way in which you are a hypocrite? I show other people love and care when they need it, but I don't love myself well.

What was the last thing you laughed about? Nippy going apeshit over one of her toy mice.

Describe a date idea you would enjoy? Being naked in bed with the other person, snacks, drinks, everything we need. Alternating repeatedly between sex, watching things, and napping together.

Are you romantic or not so much? What is romance to you? Very much so.

What was the last thing you ate? Crunchy Cheetos.

When and where are you planning on going out next? I don't have plans to go out. I can't just leave my house whenever I want. It's rare that I can.

Have you ever had anyone accuse you of something big that wasn’t true? Yes.

What colors are your nails painted right now? They aren't painted.

Describe the makeup you have on? No makeup.

What music are you listening to? How did you discover this band? Nothing right now.

What was the last movie you watched? What are you planning to watch next/want to watch? Another Simple Favor. I ended up doing other stuff while it was playing about halfway through, so I have no idea what ended up happening. I gotta start over next time I feel like watching a movie. The next thing I'll watch is probably some YouTube videos and episodes of 9-1-1 while/before falling asleep.

What was the last thing to frustrate you? The fight with my mother.

What was the last thing to make you happy? Hopefully being able to get a second cat.

List 5 words that would describe you in some way? Heartbroken, shutdown, exhausted, funny, kind.

What do you think about anime? Not my thing.

What do you think about Tumblr in general? Good site, bad site, hell site? What you make of it? It's fine.

What is your Love Language? Physical touch and quality time are probably the biggest.

Where do you score on that Kinsey scale thing? I mean, I'm gay. So, high?

Are your chakras aligned/underactive/overactive? I don't know. I don't really know anything about that.

What was the last thing you received and last thing you sent in the mail? I have no idea what the last thing I sent was. Last thing received was toys for Nippy from Amazon.

What was the last chore you did? Laundry.

If you could have a free personal chef or a housecleaner, which would you prefer? Neither. I don't need people to wait on me like that. I'll do it on my own. There's so much I can't do, I'm not asking others to do the things I can. I don't even like asking for help at all.

What is something you’re struggling with right now, if anything? The stuff between me and my mum, mental health generally.

What is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast? I don't usually eat at the typical breakfast hour or a lot of breakfast foods. Lately I love whipped style cream cheese on bagels or toast, toast with peanut butter, watemelon chunks, toasted sandwiches with hashbrown patties in them. Idk. Lots of things.

Do you have any routines you like to follow? Are you someone who enjoys routines? I mean, I feed Nippy, clean her boxes, and clean my home multiple times a day. If I don't follow those routines, she'll be neglected or die and I'll be living in filth, so I don't like to neglect them, no matter how awful I might feel at times.

How would you describe your school experience? Complete bullshit.

What is one thing you like about the country you live in? One thing you don’t? Health care and cost of living.

When was the last time you had to go to the doctor? I avoid going because I hate her.

What types of people do you have trouble getting along with? Toxic, close minded, bigoted ones.

What is it that draws you to your passions (like if it’s writing, singing, etc? I write and sing because they're outlets and I'm good at doing them.

When do you feel most happy and fulfilled? I am not happy nor fulfilled.

What was the last thing to break your heart? I My mother.

What was the last thing that got unexpectedly better? Not having to move out of here. What is your favourite alcoholic drink? Dry wines or vodka hard seltzers.

Do you like absinthe? No.

What day of the week is your favorite? I don't have one. They all blend together for me.

What was the last thing you celebrated? Nothing. What is a song for your mood right now?

Bad For Me - Meghan Trainor ft. Teddy Swims.

And just what IS your mood?  Not good.

[kuu-stuff]

13th February 2025

There is a period that comes back every few months where I kind of drift away. The end of the year/start of the next is always brutal on this regard, I overwork myself in October, then spend a month relaxing where I start noticing my art mistakes more then the next one I try desperately to improve my level but I just can't reach the skills I want so I feel frustrated, then in January I take commissions and they often overlap on February. And now I'm just so tired. I feel like I haven't drawn for pleasure in a while and it drives me away from my tablet. It's always nice to work on commissions but it's certainly not the right season for it and I take too many of them. I can't really work freely on anything until I finish them all, or it makes me feel bad for making my clients wait. But at the same time, my motivation is just dropping down day by day. Right now I still have 5 commissions to work on, and not small ones. And all this puts me in automatic drive and I just kind of work on my commissions then play video games and I don't think about anything and stop writing in my diary or work on my projects. Usually it helps to start new ones, since my current ones are kind of out of my mind at that time, but then it just gives me more work for the rest of the year. I'll try to start finishing what I can this year. I think I'll erase "Here, within reach" since that whole scenario will start in the main series soon and that one gets a lot of hate for some reason and it kind of demotivates me on Contained itself. I should try to finish "Remnants of our memories" since it's a shorter story. I want to redo the last part, I really didn't like how it end up looking like and it makes me feel like I broke the perfection of it. I'm coming to a part of Contained where I need to rewrite some scenes but the next part will be very short and it's the first thing I'll work on after I finish the next 2 commissions. Then, oh well, I'll see. Until then I'll try to work on my essay on Silas in between each commissions steps to keep me sane. ✰✶✰✶✰✶✰✶✰✶✰✶✰ Those last months were so empty and annoying that I have nothing to say even. Oh, right, I started "Cherished Nightmares" since last time. I started it on a whim, as always. I wanted to make it into a black and white more manga-esque quick series like "Remnants of our memories" but I ended up coloring it so it doesn't take me less time at all... I did change the format tho, I thought that it's nice to have at least once comic that could be printable. Tho I made each pictures a bit too big, the writings too, but so if you ever want to print it at home, having 2 pages on each side will be well readable. Paper saving. On the concept, I classified it as horror/drama. I'd have chosen psychological if I had the option. I certainly shouldn't spoil but I was heavily inspired by the video on time travel rendering you inhuman, as well as the again and again music. I had similar scenarios in my mind but I went for something more painful. As always the character has no self-esteem and want to save a character she loves. More as a sacrifice than hoping to ever being with him. The issue is that it's way harder than it seems and no matter what she tries, she can't find a way to do it and of course she blames herself. Feeling guilty, trapped in a world where she doesn't belong, trying to save someone she believes would hate her, she spiral further into insanity. Will it have a good ending ? I'm not sure yet. That's what "This time I can share it with you" is for after all.

[spacexfucker]

I'm in a couple of autistic parenting autistics groups (and had to leave some too) and honestly it makes me want to pull my hair out how many times I see someone ask for advice because their autistic kid is doing something "frustrating" or their mood has gotten significantly worse and they ask how to "fix" that behavior and its like...being autistic yourself doesn't mean that you don't need to be reading up on child development stuff or looking into autistic testimonials. Especially if you're a low support needs autistic person with a high support child.

Like more times than I can count someone will say that their kid has been melting down more than usual but will deny changes in routine or a burnout and then eventually admit outright to going out unpredictably or a big life change like a new baby or moving.

And so so many will say "oh well my kid has the tablet to regulate" and that just pisses me off so much because your kid being autistic isn't like a pass to just give your kid a tablet and call it a day. People need more than one way to regulate. People need support. Being autistic doesn't mean we don't need a parent! My daughter doesn't like full body hugs or traditional cuddling but she still likes parallel play and for me to be present and validate her feelings! Someone being nonverbal doesn't mean that they don't have anything going on in their own head.

Kids don't have to be autistic to get overwhelmed or tired. Kids don't have to be autistic to get thrown by change in routine. Being autistic impacts how intense it can feel for those things to happen. And how much harder it is to calm down and reset. Just because you didn't have to take long or do much to center after the holidays doesn't mean you can just sit your kid down with a tablet and call it good. Just staying in but doing regular stuff at home isn't enough to regulate everyone.

Being autistic yourself does not mean that you are going to know what to do for your autistic child! Because not all autistic people are the same! Especially when our support needs are different. Especially when there's trouble with communication. Listening to your favorite music on blast may help some and may make others worse! Isolation may help you and may disregulate someone else! I'm begging you to treat your autistic kids like whole and complete people.

And im not saying tablets shouldn't be used. They're a great tool. But they can't be the only thing you use for any kid, autistic or not. Kids struggle with self regulating whether they're autistic or not. And if your kid is high support they likely are developmentally in a place where they need co regulation longer.

Just because your kid had a fun time at grandma's for Christmas doesn't mean they won't have a meltdown later. Just because the suprise fun day out was fun doesn't mean that they don't need to be regulated later. Stopping at a fast food place for their favorite fries is still a change in expected routine! Positive things can be overwhelming too!

I'm low support but if I get upset enough, the show I watch every day (for years now) will make me worse. Because I'm too worked up for it to comfort me.

You cant just employ a single regulatory technique like a tablet after the stressor has happened. You have to be doing your best to make the whole experience from start to finish less of a nightmare and then put actual focus into figuring out what regulation techniques would work best for your kid. My daughter's special interest is Bluey. it's on near constantly. All bluey all day every day. But sometimes I know what she needs is me to lay with her in a dark room in silence. Or a nice warm shower. Or a ride in the car. Etc etc. But I give her options. And then she'll want bluey after.

Behavior is communication! Not something to "fix" as in make go away because it's bothering you but "help" as in figure out the cause through trial and error and do your best to help through the process. And you're not always going to get it right or get ahead of the meltdown. Mistakes happen. Some things are unavoidable. But you can't just act like it's ridiculous or whatever. You have to accept that it was an eventuality and do your best to keep them safe and be there for them through the meltdown. Work on developing a way to communicate even if it's not with verbal or tablet aac. It's going to be work but your kid deserves it. They deserve to feel heard and cared for. Their feelings are not an obstacle for you to just bulldoze over. They're still kids!

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Mini Fanfic #1247: Finishing This Challenge (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

10:27 P.M. at the Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Bedoom......

Incoming Video Call

Morrigan: Hello!?~ This is the glorious, most breath-taking Queen of the Night you have the honor of speaking to!~

Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes at the Other Side of the Screen) ('Ugggh') You still going around calling yourself that in phone calls?

Morrigan: Well, how else am I supposed to answer a call?

Lilith: By answering it like a normal person? Duh-Doy!

Morrigan: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) Did you call just to criticize me all night?

Lilith: Ooh that does sound tempting!~ (Giggles a Bit) But nah. I just wanted to check up on you and De's date night at the club as I cuddle with my lovely princess and plumber~ (Holds Up her Tablet to Show Off Luigi and Daisy Laying Next to Her on Her Bed)

Luigi/Daisy: (Happily Waves Hello to Morrigan) Hi, Morrigan!~

Morrigan: (Happily Waves Hello Back to the Two Halves of the Trio Couple) Hello, my friends!~ We're having such a wonderful time thus far. The beverages are eligible, the atmosphere is vibrant and lively- (Forms a Devious Smirk on her Face) And I may have convinced two of our modeling friends to twerk around my darling king in the corner for ten minutes since then~

Lilith: (Gasps Along with Daisy) No way!~

Luigi: (Genuinely Surprised) That long?

Daisy: You're joking!

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) I'm not!~ Take a look for yourselves.

Morrigan moves her phone over to the corner where two of her co-workers in the fashion scene are seen dancing and twerking in front of cornered King Dedede who is trying his absolute hardest to look away from every angle and not lose his composure.

Dedede: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Why the hell ya'll have to look so damn sexy for-AHHHH!

Models: (Giggles While Dancing)

Daisy: (Bursts Out Laughing Along With Her Two Lovers) PFFTHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!~

Luigi: Ohohoho no! Dededeheeheeheheheee!~

Lilith: Mohohorgaaan!~ (Tries Dying Down her Laugher as She Wipes a Tear Away From her Eyes) You're gonna make that poor penguin man combust at this rate.

Morrigan: That's been the master plan since day oneee!~ (Let's Out an Evil Giggle)

Luigi: (Tries Dying Down his Laughter Next) Hey, this goes without saying- (Wipes a Tear From his Eyes) But I think the majesty came a really long way in the challenge so far.

Daisy: (Finally Putting her Laughing to Rest With a Smile on her Face) I know, right? And he's not even bragging about it either. I'm so proud of him.

Morrigan: Me too~ But atlas, all good things must to an end at some point and it will most certainly be tonight.

The sound of more giggling occurs at Morrigan's side of the call as she turns to see more of her modeling friends joined in on the twerk fest.

Dedede: (In the Background) AHH! Where the hell did the rest of y'all came from!?

Lilith: Wow, they are having themselves a little party over there, aren't they?

Morrigan: ('Sigh') Seems like it. I should probably join in as well. (Starts Pouting a Bit) It's my turn to tease him~

Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Try not to go too wild on them, Morrigan. It looks like he's struggling a bit.

Morrigan: That handsome man is a trooper of the making, I'll give him that. (Puts on a More Competitive Smirk on her Face) But I'll be damned if I back down that easily~

Luigi: (Sighs While Shrugging) So much for that request.

Daisy: (Happily Rubs the Top of Luigi's Head) You did the best you could, sweetie, it's okay.

Lilith: Well, don't let us keep you any longer then. Let me us in on the juicy details after you bring him home tonight, will ya?

Morrigan: Sure thing. (Happily Waves Goodbye to Lilith and her Two Lovers) Toodles!~

Lilith/Daisy: Bye, Morrigan!~

Luigi: Have a good night!

Video Call Ends

Daisy: Morrigan's gonna suck the entire life force out of him whether he pass or fails, isn't she?

Lilith: (Puts her Tablet Down) Most definitely, yeah. (Smiles Excitedly) Now, who in here's ready to fail No Nut November tonight ourselves!?~

Luigi: (Happily Raises his Hand Up) I am!~

Dausy: (Pumps her Fist Up in the Air in Pure Rejoice); WOOOOOOO!~

Luigi, Daisy, Lilith: Three Failures of the Blissful Night

Few Minutes of Clubbing Later, Straight to the Aensland Sister's Mansion......

'Door Closed'

Morrigan: (Let's Out a Very Satisfied Sigh as She and Made Their Way Upstairs) Such a marvelous night at the club that was, don't you agree,my dear?~

Dedede: ('Sigh') Yeah, it was a night to remember alright, especially with the twerk team comin' outta nowhere. (Raises an Eyebrow at his Queen of the Night) -Less you had something to do with it.

Morrigan: (Puts on a Very Fake Innocent Look on her Face) Who, little ol' me?~ (Starts Swaying her Hips Around) Why, I would never ever ever ever EVER think of doing such indecent thing-

Dedede: (Comically Glares at his Now Snickering Girlfriend) Oh cut the cutesy-wooesy act already, girl!! I been know it was you the moment you joined in and gave me a lapdance, which was pretty damn amazing I must admit! THANK YOU!

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly at How Silly Her King is Acting) You're very welcome, my dear!~ I'm glad you has a good time.

Dedede: Mmhmm. Glad you do too. (Notices amd Then Points Morrigan to Something Purple From Inside a Slightly Opened Door Room) Is that your over there, Morrg?

Morrigan: (Happily Nodded as She Sprints Her Way to the Room Door) Yep! My sweet, humble abode!~ (Opens the Door as She Bows and Presents Dedede to her Own Bedroom) After you, my dear?~

Dedede: (Walks Into the Room, Looks Around, and Starts Nodding in Awe at How Pretty and Elegant Looking it Truly Is) Well, I'll be damn, girl, your room looks really nice.

Morrigan: You like?~ It used to be so bland looking when Lilith and I first moved here, so I figured I give it a much needed makeover. I even managed to clean it nice and tidied up this morning- (Slowly Leans Closer to De with a Seductive Smile on her Face) Just for you and me to countless upon countless nights together going forward~ (Gives De a Kiss on the Cheek)

Dedede: (Suddenly Winces a Bit While Blushing and Letting Out a Bit of an Awkward Smile on his Fac3) H-Hell yeah. You did good girl.

Morrigan: Thank you, my- (Suddenly Gasps as She Points Down at the Front of Dedede's Pants) Dedede! That poor bulge of yours has gotten more bigger than usual. (Starts Getting Worried) Has holding this in for too long been harming you in anyway?

Dedede: Whaaaaat? (Chuckles Awkwardly) Of course not, girl! I've been golden all month.

Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow at Dedede in Silence)

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, fine. So maybe it has been taking a toll on me. This is the farthest I took in this challenge, I didn't think I made this far. (Cracks his Knuckles) And I'mma make sure it stays that way a little longer.

Morrigan: What are you planning?

Dedede: The only thing I can think of doing: Punching my nuts.

De lowers his fist down to his crotch area until Morrigan was able to immediately catch it in time.

Morrigan: (Glares at Dedede) You will do no such thing!! That beautifup, royal rod of yours is far more delicate than you think and I refuse to let you damage it!

Dedede: Well, how else am I supposed to calm it down?

Morrigan: (Softens her Glare Down a Notch) Well, there is one solution for all of this to go away.

Dedede: (Eyes Widened at Figuring Out What the Situation is Before Putting on a Glare of his Own) Ohhh no. I did NOT go through a month worth of teasing, moanings, and twerking to throw it all away now! I'm only one step closer to proving my worth as a man!

Morrigan: (Squeezes Dedede's Hand While Glaring at Him Again) You already ARE a man, Komg Dedede! To your friends, your families, and even more so to ME! And I refuse to let anyone, let alone YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

Dedede: You....(Softens his Glare Down to Genuine Surprise Look on his Face) Really mean all of that?

Morrigan: (Softens her Glare Down Again With a Genuine, Loving Smile in her Face) Of course I do, you silly penguin~ I've always thought of you the very moment you came into my life. You don't need to constantly participate in that dumb, meme worthy contest just to prove your worth. You've done plenty of remarkable deeds in the past that helped you earn that title already. (Sighs While Frowning) That being said, had I known you were suffering this whole time, I would've put a stop to my foolishness a lot sooner. I'm so sorry.

Dedede: (Moves hus Hand Away and Gently Grab Onto Morrigan's With a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Nah, don't worry about it. You're a succubus. Getting people aroused and getting joy off of it is basically in your job description, remember? It's my fault going back to thay dumb challenge in the first place. ('Sighs Heavily') Can't believe this is 'bout to come out of my mouth, but Samus is right. I can't keep doing this all year anymore.

Morrigan: (Eyes Starts Widening Up) Does this mean-

Dedede: Yep. I'm calling it quits. And for rest of the night- (Opens his Arms Wide) I'm all yours.

Morrigan: (Happily Hops Up and Down While Clapping her Hands and Squealing Before Giving Dedede a Loving Hug) I can't wait!~ (Looks Up at Dedede With her Sparkling Eyes) I missed the way you make me sing my lungs out with your tender, firm assertiveness~

Dedede: I miss how cute and sexy you look when you take it in all directions and those high notes of yours- (Does the Pacha Meme Expression) Mmmmm Mm Mm~ The most beautiful thing I've ever in my life~

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Oho you sweetheart of a man you!~ You're just saying that to butter me up~

Dedede: Maybe~ (Pulls Morrigan Closer to Him With a Seductive Smirk on his Face) But I do know that I want ya~

Morrigan: (Smirks Back at her King) I want you more~

Dedede: Oh yeah? Then prove it.

Morrigan: (Climbs Herself Up to Dedede's Face as She Crosses and Hugs her Legs Behind his Back) Right away, sir~

And so, the two uncanny pair begins to making out with one another in a sensual fashion.

Dedede: (Welp. Guess this is where my journey end, folks. I tried so hard and got so far throughout the whole month until the very end, not towards the finish line but a brick wall instead. But you know what? This is fine. I made huge improvement after all those years of failing early and I'm dating the most beautiful succubus in the universe. If all of that in it of itself ain't wins already, then I dunno what is-)

Morrigan: DEDEDE!!~

Dedede: (Eyes Opens Back Up as He Comes Back to Reality) Huh? What's wrong?

Morrigan: Look! (Points Dedede Towards Her Clock on her Dresser, Right Next to Her Bed as It Reads 12:06 A.M)

Dedede: Damn, it's midnight alread- Wait. (Eyes Widened as It Suddenly Hits Him.....) I did. It's December 1st.....(Starts Smiling Victoriously) I've actually done it!

Morrigan: (Happily Raises her Hands Up in the Air as She Got Off of Dedede to Celebrate) YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT NUTTING!!!~

Dedede: (Happily Raises his Fist Up in Rejoice) I DID!! I WON! THANK PALUTENA I FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOON!!

Morrigan: (Cheers and Hops Around I'm Rejoice Along with Dedede)

Palutena: (Giggles Softly Telepathically) (I'm very happy for you, Dedede~ Don't ever curse after calling my name out again.)

Dedede: Right. (Clears his Throat) Sorry.

Morrigan: Who were you apologizing to you, darling?

Dedede: Palutena. She usually answer every time we thank her name in vain, with her goddess and all.

Morrigan: Ahh okay, gotcha.

'A Second of Silence'

Dedede/Morrigan: I/YOU WON!!

Dedede hugs and picks Morrigan up as the two continues to celebrate in his long awaiting victory.

Morrigan: Oh my sweet, darling king, words cannot even begin to express just how happy I am for you right- Wooah! (Suddenly Gets Toss onto her Bed) D-Darling? What is the meaning of-

Morrigan's eyes slowly starts to widen up as she sees her man glaring down at her menacing as he's surrounding in dark blue aura and the theme of his Masked Persona starts playing in the background.

Dedede: Morrigan Aensland, it's 12:00. Time for your Plowing Session.

Morrigan: (Stares at Dedede Forba Brief Second Before Letting Out an Intrigued, Evil Sounding Laugh) If that's truly what you desire- (Puts on The Most Seductive Smirk She Could Muster as She Motions Her Finger Towards Her) Then come and get me~

Dedede lauches himself towards the Queen of the Night and took all their clothes off one by one as they finally begin their long awaited love plowing session. And yes, hie tender, yet firm and now more intense assertive skills in the bed was more than enough to make Morrigan sing all those beautifully, pleasurable high notes throughout the whole night and she adored every second of it.

One Night of Intense Plowing Session Later........

The bright morning sun has risen back up for the very first day of December. Our two unusual lovers managed to tire themselves out by them as Dedede looked nearly drained out with a very satisfied smile on his face as his queen, Morrigan, is seen sleeping happily on his big stomach. All was right in the-

'BUZZZZZZZZZZZ'

Morrigan: (Wakes Herself Up as She Stretches Her Arm Up and Let Out a Cute Sounding Yawn Before Groaning in Annoyance) (How come the battery in my phone isn't dead yet? It is far too early for this nonsense, especially on my day off.)

Morrigan picks her buzzing phone up from the dresser and turns the alarm off before noticing the time on the screen.

Morrigan: (Huh. It's 7am already? I could've sworn it was 8 a.....m. ('Sigh') That's right. I forgot to the set clock up yesterday. (Eyes Suddenly Widened in Horror at the Realization) WAIT! If that's the case.... a-and it's 7 am, then that means....(Places her Hands onto Both of her Cheeks in Pure Horror) WE HAD SEX AN HOUR EARLY!!! (Violently Shakes her Head in Denial) Nononononono no no no, this cannot be happening right now,, this is madness! What would Dedede say if he-)

'Zzzzzzzzz......'

Morrigan looks down at her sleeping, drained out king beneath her, smiling the whole way through, looking as if he is finally at peace. His face alone was more than enough to help her calm down and eventually smile as well.

Morrigan: (No. After all the stress and trouble I've put him through and all the hardwork he endure throughout all of November, I refuse to crush his spirit abd victory.) You've done well, my king. I love you so much.

Morrigan gives Dedede a kiss on his forehead before going back to sleep on top of his stomach. Now all is right in the world, for real this time.

King Dedede: Finally Completes The N.N.N. CHALLENGE!! (Sort of XD)

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