#I work in a bakery in a grocery store
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Something to know about me is that I will often buy something just on the basis that it’s gluten free. Something to know about gluten free food is that a good portion of it is ‘health food’ so it tastes bad. What this ends up as is me playing a fun little game of shitty food roulette with the random things I get at the store
#today’s episode is like flavored rice ‘tortilla’ chips and cauliflower veggie puffs#well veggie sticks actually#the puffs are apparently something different#sometimes this does work out and I get something good#like I found these frozen cupcakes that taste exactly like those overly sweet grocery store bakery cupcakes#but it has never once worked with instant ramen unfortunately#it’s always some weird healthy stuff that’s not very good#like I’m not buying this becuase I want a healthy alternative to instant ramen I’m buying this because I want instant ramen that’s not gonna#poison me#like come on#they should make actual gluten free instant ramen#for me#j rambles
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#mlp fim#mlp#pinkie pie#this is a joke#based on irl events#i work at a grocery store/bakery and to this day this is the Oddest request for custom donuts that ive ever gotten#i wont yuck anyones yams but why pay 7$ for soft bagels#actually nvm thats based- bagels suck /lh#doodle
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the goals i made with my therapist were 1) send in an application to the grocery store near me, and 2) write more downburst stuff. i am mostly done with the grocery store application but i reached the part where i have to list my experience which is so annoying so im like. ok. i have 2 weeks for this. im gonna come back to that later
#please hire me please pleaspe please pleasle please please i just want to work in a bakery pLEASE PLEASE PLEAPLE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE#We had this whole talk at the end of my appointment where i was telling her how i have hated having so much pressure on me to go to college#and like. get a fancy job. when i dont want that. i just want something nice and small and simple and enough for me to live on#and i told her if i could just work in a grocery store bakery for the rest of my life. and bake little things. and maybe become a manager#one day if im there long enough. i was like. thatd be nice. thats all i need. i dont need more than this#i just want to be comfortable and happy. you know. that's it#i dont think that's so bad#i don't think i NEED to go to college and work a traditional 9-5#i think if i can just work in a bakery i would be really happy#txt
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They should put me in a play. I'll make that thing a comedy of errors
#wacky watermelons#i apply for a job in a bakery + prepared foods department in a grocery store#i go to the interview. i tell them this. he says okay.#then through what can only be described as shakespearian bullshit i end up getting OFFERED A JOB in the meat department#same day. i am standing in the store.#please. please. i just want to work in the area i have experience. please.#i apply to a job and they say. well actually we weren't entirely clear. i go okay no thank you.#i apply to a job and then Never Hear Back. I go. well good riddance i guess.#I apply to a job. and they go. here is a different job. and now im like. god. maybe i should.
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4 hours until my alarm goes off….guys i have a really bad feeling about the amount of sleep i’ll be getting tonight
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truly love quitting a job and then watching the place crumble afterwards. oh you're struggling to replace me? perhaps there was a way to have kept this from happening
#has happened several times before#ihop had to literally drop its hours down bc there weren't enough people to work night shift#the gm at dunkin was arrested i think#the bakery at the grocery store hasnt had ANYThING in the cake case OR on stock tables in over two months now
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I am a little alarmed, tbh, at how easy it is to produce breads and basic baked goods (scones, biscuits, biscotti) which, although very far from actual bakery quality, are WAY above grocery store quality
#I'd lumped all bakery items into Baking (Tricky)#do I have any desire to attempt a croissant noSIR I do not#I also do not much enjoy those on a daily basis so it works out#some of this is definitely that grocery store type quality comes with god knows what added but it's nasty#like taste and texture wise I'm not being woo this is a gross to eat physical experience complaint#too much sugar some weird fluff preserver idk
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Articles I shouldn't have waded into the comments of.............
I think walmart selling cakes for whatever price they want is... going to happen? But the people in the comments insisting that these cakes taste just as good as home baked cakes or insisting that home baker's shouldn't charge more than walmart for cakes is infuriating. A store bought cake is not made from scratch. It's defrosted and decorated with artificial ingredient-laden frosting.
If I make a fancy cake I'm using scratch ingredients. There's no preservatives in my cake. Anywhere. The frosting is all 100000% real butter sugar vanilla cream and Dutch processed cocoa powder.
And I'm sorry but the only people who think these cakes taste just as good as home baked cakes by people with years of baking experience have probably only ever had store bought & cheaply made boxed cakes with oil & water.
Let's not even talk about the fact that you're paying for someone's time. They make the cake you don't have to. They clean up all the mess you don't have to.
Really starting to wonder if it's even worth it trying to continue going forward with my baking side hustle since ppl devalue skills of any kind now cause there's always a cheaper shortcut around the corner & that's all Americans care about
#baking#like........ glad you like 'buttercream' made outta crisco and 84 fake additives I guess? but if you think it tastes 'the same'#as scratch made buttercream ur just fuckin LYING#and just like that my whole day is shit on 🙃#people do not value other people anymore at all period it's fuckin depressing#why pay an illustrator for my book cover if AI can do it home bakers shouldn't charge more that $20 for a cake#like bro you're kinda fuckin evil and stupid#erin explains it all#I have known plenty of ppl working in grocery store bakeries like I know the slab of funfetti cake ur buying was not made that day#from scratch#but ok 🤷♀️
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Me when when me when me me when ok this joke is stupid HAI HELLOW shit I didnt mean to pu tthe w
Anyways akbdjans
Sent in a thingy? For a bakery; there's a lot of items on the menu which scares me <:33 Also it's smth I have to walk to bc there isn't close enough bus stops ig? It's a mile walk 😔
But is oki! I don't think they'll look at me or contact me anyways ^^; but I saw that they share local artist works and they also apparently make stuff as needed (paraphrasing) to minimize waste :3 Which I think is neat ^^ Much admirable >:3
It was vague about some of the stuff it listed for job? So in the case of ever actually talking I would probably ask about the specifics of those things ^^;; (has already forgotten what they were but yk I can still look at the site /lh)
I don't like being hopeful <:3 Also outwardly we are DYING STILL AKDBJSBS
"Mayhaps places will like me for my silly goofy demeanor that will definitely come off as charming and not cringe uwu" (ok the latter half of that was improvised BUT STILL XD)
Also lgbtq friendly :3
#sepiasys.txt#Was gonna start this going 'me when 🌼 is the one speaking to apply for a job instead of 👑' but shhdbs nope :33#I wish I didn't gravitate towards bakeries 😭 We dont even have a food handler acrd thingy so we'd have to GET that#bakeries includes donut stuff :3#Also there are SO MANY CAFES AKDBJABS#I lowkey kinda wanna try and find a more grocery store place? bc likely not require food handler card :3 Plus might be easier <:3#There are atleast 3 not inckuding where S works (bc yeah its a department store =w=)#B says to look at places in a place where I'd have to pay $6 to go back and forth between every day btw (which is kinda the case regardless#if I need public transport =w=;;)#Oh btw. I'm gonna go into system denial again :33 It feels so weird to say while thinking back on stuff we posted 😭
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the bakery my grandpa always used to go to closed last year and idk where im supposed to get kolaczki now
#there's a few czech bakeries left around here (and a few more polish or german ones which r like close enough lmao)#also grocery store bakeries do kolazcki but they're not as good as the ones from vesecky's ;-;#what am i supposed to make them myself? with my great grandmother's recipe??? smh that takes work#there is a serbian bakery literally like 5 minutes from my workplace maybe it's just time for me to try something new#the pics on their website do look rly good......#bri babbles
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New fun thing to do before yiu go to work: speedrun side order and see if you can beat it before you have to leave
#I got to floor 21 ✌️✌️ not bad but I can do better next time lol#I had. Like 20-ish minutes bfnfjdjdje#Extra context: I work at a grocery store bakery and I usually start work at 2-3AM in the morning#And I set my alarm an hour before so I have a good time to wake up get ready eat and get to work etc#So a late shift for me is like starting at 5-6 in the morning#And in those days I set my alarm an hour thirty minutes ahead#I got ready and ate and had a lot of time today and Ik that I managed to get my side order runs to an average 20-30 minutes to beat#It was 5:14. I had to leave at 5:50. I just beat the floor 20 boss#Next time I get these hours I'll beat the damn game watch me
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i need logan working in the bakery department at their local grocery store
and wade bringing bakery treats to the construction site for himself and the guys
and them thinking wade has a cute little bread baker waifu and being like wtf when they meet his brickhouse pitbull waifu coming thru with a lit cigar and banana loaves for the crew instead
fuck it let's have wade be the construction worker instead and logan can be idk. a stripper. or a florist. although wade would probably just end up playing jenga with the bricks
#i can't tell what the least suitable job for logan would be#because i feel like even a florist is not that out of character for him. i can see it#oh my god hanahaki au#who said that#<<<< PREV TAGS ARE THE TRUTH YOUR HONOR#logan decorating cakes and making buttercream frosting OR ELSE#logan having a bakery job is in no way based on my working in the bakery department of a grocery store#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#poolverine#wolverine#logan howlett
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Love when you ask something that turns out to be a kinda stupid question, but it turns out the person you asked loves teaching. I walked past the very prominent bread slicer I’d never noticed at the grocery store to ask the person at the bakery to slice my bread, and she walked me right over to the bread slicer, but before I could get too embarrassed, she started such a passionate explanation of how the bread slicer works. She gave me a mini workshop on bread slicing. She was so jazzed to show me how to slice bread. Love encountering a natural teacher in the wild
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by your belt loops. fluff. suggestive. fem!reader. | not proofread.
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Grocery shopping with him always felt different than doing it alone.
With him—it wasn’t like you forgot how to function, at least not in that loud ‘oh no, I knocked over a pyramid of cans’ kind of way, but more in that distracted, floaty ‘ooh look, they have fresh milk bread… oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your cart’ kind of way where you stopped watching where you were going or what you were supposed to be doing.
It wasn’t your fault.
You were smart, no doubt. You held more degrees than him, multiple certifications and a licensure under your belt.
You were observant, thoughtful, organized to the point of being endearingly meticulous—he always said so, in that clipped tone of his like he couldn’t understand why it surprised you every time.
But when he was beside you like this—sweatpants slung low on his hips, jacket rolled at the sleeves, hood half up—walking the fluorescent-lit aisles of the local grocery store, your brain just… slowed.
Like your mind had kicked off its shoes and curled up somewhere quiet, trusting him to take care of the rest.
It was a relief, honestly.
Until it wasn’t.
Like now, for instance.
You’d gotten so distracted by the in-store bakery display that you didn’t notice the towering stack of promotional soy milk crates right in front of you as you walked and stared at the same time.
You were completely absorbed, eyes tracking a particularly fat custard bun that looked like it might collapse under its own delicious weight.
That’s when your foot hit something solid. It wasn’t a forceful hit, not enough to send waves of milk crashing down the aisle, but enough to make one of the bottles at the base wobble, the whole stack teetering ever so slightly.
You blinked.
Oh.
A display. Organic soy milk. Little beige bottles stacked up.
You hadn’t even seen it.
But he had.
Without breaking stride, he reached for you, two fingers sliding smoothly into the belt loop at the back of your jeans. He gave a gentle tug, guiding you out of collision range with practiced ease, pulling you back against him, so your spine slotted into his chest.
Like it belonged there.
His arm wrapped low around your waist, palm pressing against your hip.
Warm. Steady. Deliberate.
The way only he could be.
Because touching you was his reflex.
“Careful,” he murmured against the shell of your ear, voice low with amusement, breath brushing the side of your face.
You mumbled a soft apology, cheeks warming.
“Mm,” he hummed lazily. Then, casually, he gave you two small, absent-minded pats on the underside of your ass.
You whirled around to glare at him playfully.
“Your ass is cute,” he said, entirely unbothered, mouth barely hiding a smirk. “Also, if you’re gonna let me drive you, I gotta make sure the breaks work, yeah?”
You covered your face with your sleeve, half mortified, half giddy—mostly giddy.
Still, he didn’t let go, didn’t even pause—just adjusted slightly, hand tightening at your side as he started pushing the cart forward again with his other.
It was ridiculous how easily you melted into him.
Maybe that's why you let him steer you into the next aisle, turning the corner as his hand curved a little tighter around your waist, keeping you steady against the slight sway of the cart’s wheel.
Your eyes lit up at the tea, and you tried to reach for a box of your usual black on the shelf, rising on your toes just slightly to grab it.
But before your fingers could even brush the box, his hand moved—sliding from your waist to your stomach, fingers splaying there like a quiet, familiar reminder. And then, again, with a tug at your belt loops, he eased you back down, pulling you flush against him.
“No, pretty. We still have more at home.”
“Oh, I forgot.”
“Mhm. Of course you did, baby.”
You flushed deeper and gave up, letting him guide you away without protest to the next aisle.
He let the cart roll to a stop in front of a shelf lined with protein bars—rows and rows of them, all in sleek packaging, looking aggressively ‘healthy.’
He didn’t say anything right away—just leaned in a little, voice a smooth murmur behind your ear.
“Alright. Let’s see if you remember.”
“Remember what?”
He nodded toward the shelf. “The ones I like.”
You narrowed your eyes at him, pretending to study the boxes, trying to calm the rapid skipping of your heart. “You’re quizzing me now?”
“No pressure.”
His thumb dragged lightly along the waistband of your jeans. Then, with the same casual ease, he gave your ass an encouraging little pat—fond, gentle, and soft enough to make your stomach flip.
“Go, baby. Impress me.”
You huffed and scanned the options quickly, actually using your brain, trying to remember the exact brand he always grabbed—the one with dark chocolate and sea salt, not the chalky kind or the one that left crumbs everywhere.
Your fingers closed around a box, and you held it up for him to see, one brow lifted. “These?”
He glanced at it, slow and unreadable.
Then he looked at you.
A twitch of his lips.
He wordlessly took the box from your hands and dropped it into the cart. His voice dropped lower, quiet and almost absently, he added, “Good girl.”
Your stomach dipped.
It was passive, offhand, but smug in a way that made heat flicker behind your ears, especially paired with the faint squeeze of his fingers on your hip—he knew exactly what he was doing to you and didn’t care to hide it.
You opened your mouth, not even sure what to say, but he just brushed his hand over the small of your back before curling his fingers right back into your belt loop like he'd known you’d get it right all along.
Like you were part of his rhythm.
Still touching. Still steering. Still keeping you close.
Sure, you got a little (a lot) clumsy around him; your brain went a little (a lot) mushy. And grocery shopping took a while.
But that didn’t matter. Not to him.
In fact, he wanted you to get distracted.
Because underneath all of that soft, quiet chaos, you trusted him to look out for you.
And he never rushed you. Never pulled away.
Just waited. Just let you be.
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my lando

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader
Summary: Lando and Sophie go grocery shopping, but they come home with more than just food.
Word count: 5k+
Warnings: fluff
Request: If you’re taking requests I would love anything dad!f1. Also would you consider writing doing a part 2 for best friends that fic is so cuteee
A/N:
this is a part 2 to my fic best friends, so I encourage you to read that first xxx
English is not my first language, so I apologize if I made any (grammar) mistakes. Feedback, requests, talks, vents, recommendations or just simple questions are always welcome.
Happy reading xxx
I do NOT give permission for my work to be translated or reposted on here or any other site.
The doors of the grocery store slid open with a soft whoosh, letting in a burst of cool, air-conditioned breeze that carried with it the faint scent of baking bread and fresh produce. Lando guided the shopping cart inside with one hand, its slightly wobbly wheel clicking rhythmically against the tile floor. His other hand rested gently, protectively, on Sophie’s tiny back as she walked close to his side, her stuffed bunny clutched tightly to her chest like a shield against the vastness of the store.
“Alright, up you go, birdie,” Lando said with a playful grin, crouching to scoop her up effortlessly under the arms. Sophie let out a soft squeal of delight as he lifted her, her sneakers briefly kicking at the air before he settled her into the child seat at the front of the cart — the coveted "captain's chair" where her little legs dangled through the holes, already swinging back and forth like tiny pendulums.
“I get to ride today!” Sophie beamed, adjusting bunny carefully on her lap, making sure his floppy ears were arranged just right.
“You sure do,” Lando chuckled, leaning in to kiss the top of her head, his lips brushing her soft curls. He tried smoothing her wild hair down, but it only seemed to puff up more in defiance, and he grinned at the sight. “You’re my co-pilot, remember? Gotta help me make all the big decisions.”
Sophie nodded solemnly, her eyes wide and serious, though a smile still tugged at her lips. “We need milk,” she began, holding up one finger as though counting on an invisible list, “and fruit. And cereal. And snacks for Mommy.”
“Ah, snacks for Mommy — very important,” Lando agreed, steering the cart deeper into the store, the wheels creaking as they rolled over a patch of uneven floor. “You’re already keeping us in line, huh? What would I do without you?”
Sophie giggled, her arms wrapping around her bunny as she sat a little taller, clearly proud of her responsibility.
As they rounded into the bakery section, the smell of warm bread and sugar hit them like a soft wave. Lando reached out to grab a fresh loaf, checking its softness with a squeeze before putting it into a bag and tossing it gently into the cart. Sophie watched everything around her with wide, curious eyes — the rows of golden pastries, the spinning cake display, the workers bustling behind the glass counter.
“Lando! Look!” she whispered suddenly, leaning forward with excitement, her tiny finger pointing as though discovering a secret treasure. “Donuts!”
He followed her gaze, laughing as he spotted the display case filled with perfectly frosted rings of sugar.
“Dangerous,” he murmured dramatically, leaning closer as if sharing a secret. “You found my weakness, kiddo.”
Sophie giggled, hugging her bunny tighter. “Mommy likes chocolate ones,” she added, her voice soft and matter-of-fact, as though sharing insider information.
“Oh, does she now?” Lando asked, one brow raised in mock seriousness. He ruffled her hair again with a smirk. “Well, maybe we’ll have to grab some — just because you said so.”
Sophie nodded, clearly pleased with her influence, and together they moved on toward the fruit aisle.
Reaching for a bright red container of strawberries, Lando held them up to her with an exaggerated questioning look.
“These good, boss?” he asked, making her giggle at the title.
She tilted her head, inspecting them as if she were a real expert. “Hmm… yeah. They look yummy. Mommy likes those.”
“Perfect. Into the cart they go,” he said, gently placing them beside the bread and giving Sophie’s knee a little playful tap as he did.
As they kept moving, Sophie leaned to the side, reaching her hand out as though she could touch all the colorful cereal boxes lining the aisle. Her fingers trailed the edges of bright packages, and Lando smiled, watching her soak in the world around her.
“Alright,” he said finally, steering them to a stop right in front of the towering wall of cereals. “Big decision time, co-pilot. What cereal are we getting?”
Sophie’s eyes sparkled, her legs swinging faster with excitement. “I want the animal one! With the tiger!”
Lando scanned the shelves and plucked down the orange box featuring a grinning cartoon tiger.
“The tiger one it is,” he said, holding it out to show her before tossing it into the cart. Then he reached up for another box, holding it up with a sly smile. “Should we get chocolate cereal too? Y’know, for emergencies?”
Sophie gasped dramatically, her eyes going wide, clutching bunny to her chest like she couldn’t believe such luck. “Yes! And I can share with you!”
“Deal,” Lando laughed, giving her a playful wink as he added the chocolate cereal to their growing pile of groceries.
As they made their way toward the checkout, Sophie kept up a steady stream of chatter — soft, bubbly, and full of little observations about the store. She pointed out balloons near the floral section, admired the shiny apples they passed, and made Lando laugh with her random musings about what kind of cereal bunnies would eat if they could.
But then, as they rounded the last aisle, her voice grew more thoughtful.
“Lando?” she asked, glancing up at him with her head slightly tilted, curls falling over her cheeks.
“Yeah, bug?” he answered, glancing down, ready for whatever question might come.
She hesitated a moment, her fingers playing with bunny’s ear. “When the baby comes… can they ride in the cart with me too?”
Lando blinked, his heart giving a soft squeeze at her tenderness. You found out you were pregnant after your 1st anniversary with Lando, and he was over the moon. He already felt like a dad with Sophie, but this time he could experience everything from the beginning. Sophie was even more excited than the both of you. She always wanted a little sibling, and her dreams finally came true.
He slowed the cart and leaned in closer to her level, smiling gently.
“Well,” he said thoughtfully, “they might be a little too tiny at first. But when they’re bigger? Yeah, I think you two can share. You’ll have to teach them all about being a good co-pilot.”
Sophie’s whole face lit up at that, her smile beaming like sunshine. “I’ll show them how to pick snacks for Mommy,” she said proudly.
Lando grinned, giving her a soft, affectionate nudge. “Best teacher I could think of.”
As they neared the checkout, Sophie’s sharp little gasp cut through the hum of the store.
“Lando! Flowers for Mommy!” she cried, twisting in her seat and reaching one small arm toward the flower stand by the front entrance — a burst of color against the neutral aisles.
Lando followed her gaze, his chest tightening a little at the way she said it — so sure, so full of joy.
“You think so?” he asked, voice softer now, already knowing her answer but wanting to hear it from her.
Sophie nodded, curls bouncing as she leaned forward, bunny squished protectively in one arm, the other still reaching out. “She loves it when you bring her flowers. She smiles a lot.”
For a moment, Lando just stood there, hand resting on the cart handle, watching her. There was something about the way she said it — like it was the simplest thing in the world to make her mom smile, like love was easy if you just remembered the right kind of flowers.
He swallowed the lump rising in his throat, glancing down at her small fingers gripping bunny like a lifeline, her bright eyes shining with certainty.
“Alright,” he murmured, voice a little rough as he nudged the cart in the direction of the flower stand. “Okay, birdie. You get to pick them. Find the best ones for Mommy.”
Sophie’s eyes went wide, taking her role very seriously, sitting up straighter in the seat, scanning the colorful bouquets as though searching for treasure. She leaned so far forward, tiny brows scrunched in concentration, that Lando reached out instinctively to steady her back with a gentle hand.
Her little fingers hovered over a bunch of purple tulips, then bright yellow daisies, before finally pointing with great determination at a bundle of soft pink and white flowers — delicate, gentle things that looked like they’d been kissed by morning light.
“These,” she said firmly, voice full of quiet conviction. “These are like Mommy.”
Lando smiled as he reached for the bouquet, cradling it carefully in one hand. His throat felt tight again, but this time he let it settle, let it stay.
“You’ve got good taste, bug,” he whispered, brushing a hand softly over her curls, fingers tangling for a moment in the wild strands before he pressed a kiss to the top of her head.
As they made their way back to the checkout, the flowers nestled carefully on top of the groceries, Lando tried to shake the feeling pressing into his chest — that deep, aching kind of love that made it hard to breathe sometimes.
Sophie stayed perched in the cart, bunny tucked under her chin, legs swinging back and forth as if life couldn’t get any better than this simple moment.
The cashier, a middle-aged woman with kind eyes and a bright name tag that read MARIA, smiled warmly at them as she began scanning their items, the beep of each product sliding across the scanner filling the air.
“Out with Daddy today, huh?” she asked casually, reaching for the strawberries.
Lando froze for half a second, one hand still on a box of cereal, his fingers tightening around the cardboard. The word Daddy hung there in the air between them, like something delicate he wasn’t sure he was allowed to touch. His mouth opened, but the words tangled on his tongue.
“Uh—”
But before he could figure out what to say — before he could trip over the explanation he wasn’t even sure how to give — Sophie piped up, her voice sweet and clear and full of absolute certainty.
“Yeah! He’s kinda like my daddy,” she said with a proud little grin, turning her face up toward Lando, eyes shining with trust that knocked the breath right out of him. “We do everything together.”
Lando blinked, his throat tightening again as he stared at her, at this tiny person who just knew who he was to her, even if the world didn’t have a name for it yet.
The cashier, thankfully, didn’t ask questions. She just smiled even softer, glancing between them as though she saw more than he knew.
“Well,” she said gently, carefully placing the bouquet on top of the groceries, “looks like you’ve got a pretty great team.”
Lando finally found his voice, though it came out a little rougher than before. “Yeah,” he murmured, glancing at Sophie as she hugged bunny tight. A small, quiet smile curved his lips. “Yeah, I do.”
They finished packing up in a comfortable silence, Lando sliding items into bags while Sophie sat watching, her eyes occasionally darting to the flowers with a little grin.
When they were ready to leave, Lando gave the cart a gentle push toward the exit, but before they made it out the door, Sophie reached out and caught his hand in hers, her tiny fingers curling tightly around his, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
“Lando?” she asked softly as they stepped out into the sunlight, which poured over them like warm honey.
“Yeah, birdie?”
Sophie looked up at him, her face thoughtful under the bright sky. “Can I give Mommy the flowers when we get home?”
Lando looked down at her, heart full to bursting, and gave her hand a gentle squeeze.
“Absolutely,” he said, his voice thick with emotion. “She’s gonna love that.”
Sophie beamed, her legs swinging happily again as she perched in the cart, bunny still safe in her arms. The flowers swayed gently in the breeze as Lando guided them toward the car, and for a long moment, it felt like the whole world had slowed just for them — like this little life they were building together was enough. More than enough.
After putting Sophie in her seat and loading the last of the bags into the trunk, Lando closed the hatch with a soft thud and turned around, expecting to find Sophie already impatiently bouncing in her seat. But instead, he found her still sitting quietly in the car, her stuffed bunny securely nestled in her lap, her little fingers curled around it. She was buckled in, looking out the window with wide eyes, her expression already brightening with the anticipation of the next part of their adventure. She seemed so small in that big car, but the way she sat there — calm, expectant, full of life — made it clear that she was the one driving this moment.
“You ready to head home, kiddo?” Lando asked with a smile as he slid into the driver’s seat, glancing at her through the rearview mirror. His hands settled on the wheel, ready to start the drive, but his heart still carried the weight of all the little moments that made the day feel like something special.
“Yep! Let’s go!” Sophie chirped back enthusiastically, her grin stretching wide across her face. She hugged bunny tightly, giving him a little squeeze like she was sharing the joy with him.
“And can we play the happy song again?” she asked, her voice practically sparkling with excitement.
Lando chuckled, starting the car and feeling the low rumble of the engine beneath them. He gave Sophie another glance, amusement dancing in his eyes. “The ‘do-do-do’ song?”
“YES! The Walking on Sunshine song! I want to sing it again!” Sophie declared, her tiny voice full of enthusiasm, and Lando couldn’t resist her infectious energy. He cranked the volume up a little and tapped his hands on the steering wheel, pretending to be a professional DJ for a second.
“Alright, alright! You got it, boss,” he teased, a grin tugging at his lips.
The familiar beat of the song filled the car, and Sophie’s face lit up immediately, her whole body bopping in her seat. She raised her arms in the air like she was conducting an orchestra, her joy radiating out of every tiny movement.
Lando, unable to resist the infectious tune, joined in with her, his voice a little off-key but full of the same carefree spirit. The car seemed to come alive with the sound of their combined laughter and song as Sophie’s little voice rang out beside him.
"I'm walking on sunshine, whoa-oh!"
Sophie’s eyes sparkled with glee as she turned to him, practically vibrating with energy. “Sing louder, Lando!” she commanded, her voice bubbling with laughter.
“Louder, huh? You got it,” Lando said, laughing as he turned the volume up even more, filling the car with the pure joy of their off-key duet.
Together, they belted out the chorus at full force, both of them laughing through their notes. Sophie’s voice cracked with the excitement of it all, and Lando’s was barely more in tune, but they didn’t care — they were singing for the sheer joy of it, their spirits rising with the beat.
"And don't it feel good!"
As the song reached its peak, Sophie threw her arms up dramatically, her face split by a grin that stretched from ear to ear. “Good job, Lando! You sang it so good!” she said with a proud gleam in her eyes, as if she had been the one to coach him through the song.
Lando couldn’t help but laugh, a warm feeling blossoming in his chest as he glanced back at her through the rearview mirror. “Thanks, kiddo. You were amazing!” he said, his voice full of affection. He gave her a soft smile, his eyes momentarily soft as they met hers in the mirror. “You sure you don’t want to be the singer? You’re way better at it than me.”
Sophie gave him a serious look, her little brow furrowing as she considered his offer. Then she nodded with quiet confidence. “No, Lando, you’re really good,” she said earnestly, like she was offering him sage advice. “But I’ll help you. I can teach you the words.”
Lando chuckled, the warmth in his chest spreading even further. “You’ll be the best teacher, huh?”
“I will!” she declared, her voice full of such certainty that Lando had no doubt she’d take her role as the teacher very seriously. “We can practice more next time!”
“That’s a deal,” Lando said, his heart swelling as he turned the car onto their street. The world outside the windows felt like it was moving slower, almost as if it was giving him space to savor the moment. He smiled softly to himself, realizing just how right everything felt. The car ride, Sophie’s laughter, their simple joy — it was all perfect in its own little way.
As they approached their house, Sophie’s voice piped up again from the backseat, bringing Lando back to the present.
“You did a good job, Lando. You always do good jobs.”
The words caught him off guard, and his breath caught in his throat for a moment as he blinked. It was such a simple, honest thing to say, but it hit him deeper than he expected. He kept his eyes on the road, his hand resting on the steering wheel, trying to hold it together as the lump in his throat threatened to grow.
“You always make me feel like I’m doing good,” he said quietly, more to himself than to her, but Sophie heard it. She always heard him.
Her eyes met his in the rearview mirror, and she smiled a smile that could light up the whole world. “’Cause you are. You’re the best Lando!” she said, raising her hand in the air like she was giving him a high five from the backseat.
“Thanks, little bird. You’re the best too,” Lando said, his voice full of affection as he winked at her, reaching back to give her hand a gentle squeeze, just for a moment, to remind them both of the bond they shared.
When they finally pulled into the driveway, Lando shifted the car into park and quickly turned off the engine, jumping out to open the door for Sophie. He helped her out gently, making sure she was steady on her feet. She jumped down and immediately dashed ahead, her excitement bubbling over as she ran toward the house, bunny still pressed tightly to her chest.
Lando paused for a moment, grabbing the bags from the trunk, and just watched her. She was humming a little tune to herself, her feet barely touching the ground as she skipped up the steps. Her giggles — full of joy and wonder — floated back to him on the breeze, and for a brief moment, the world outside seemed to fade away.
“She’s something, isn’t she?” Lando murmured softly to himself, his eyes following Sophie’s retreating figure up the steps.
The front door creaked open as Lando pushed it gently with his shoulder, carefully balancing the bags of groceries in one hand. His other hand was pressed to his side, whilst Sophie tried to keep the bouquet of flowers steady as she maneuvered through the doorway.
"Mommy! We're home!" Sophie called out, her small voice ringing through the house, echoing with a sweetness that made Lando’s heart warm.
You appeared from the living room, still in your cozy clothes, your hair a bit messy, one hand resting on the curve of your bump as the other brushed sleep from your eyes. The moment you saw them — Lando juggling bags, Sophie with her face full of joy and her arms holding the bouquet — a soft smile tugged at your lips.
“Hi, baby,” you greeted softly, your voice a gentle melody. You took a step forward and leaned in to kiss Lando’s cheek, your lips brushing against his skin, making him grin, his tired eyes lighting up just from the simple affection. Then you turned to Sophie, who was practically bouncing with excitement, her smile stretching from ear to ear.
“You two had quite the adventure, huh?” you teased lightly, your voice full of warmth as you bent down slightly to meet Sophie’s sparkling gaze.
Sophie’s eyes twinkled as she held out the bouquet toward you, her hand trembling slightly with the weight of her proud accomplishment. Bunny was still clutched securely under one arm, his little button eyes seemingly looking up at you too, as if he were part of the gift.
“These are for you, Mommy!” she declared in her most serious, grown-up voice. “Me and Lando picked them! I picked the best ones.”
Your heart swelled with an emotion that almost caught you off guard. You reached out, taking the flowers from her hand with care, inhaling their soft scent. The delicate fragrance filled the air around you.
“Oh, sweetheart, they’re beautiful,” you whispered, your voice soft as you kissed the top of Sophie’s head, feeling the warmth of her curls beneath your lips. “Thank you, my love.”
Lando, who had set the grocery bags on the counter, watched the two of you with a look in his eyes that melted your heart — that look, the one where it was clear his whole world revolved around both of you. His smile was subtle, but it said everything.
“I'm guessing you were the boss today, Soph,” you teased gently, reaching out to ruffle Sophie’s hair, a playful grin on your face.
“She was,” Lando chimed in, stepping over to you. He leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to your temple, his hand instinctively resting on your bump, as if to remind himself of the little one that was growing there. “Best co-pilot ever.”
Sophie giggled at the praise, her face lighting up with the joy of being recognized for her hard work. She was clearly proud of herself, her small chest puffed out like she had just achieved something monumental.
“Well, I think my little co-pilot deserves a kiss too,” you said sweetly, your voice full of affection. You bent down and peppered Sophie’s cheeks with soft, gentle kisses, making her squeal with laughter, the sound pure and full of life.
“And me?” Lando asked with a playful pout, his voice teasing but warm.
You smiled, reaching up to cup his cheek, pulling him toward you for a soft kiss. Sophie giggled even louder, watching the two of you with innocent joy.
“Okay, okay,” Lando said with a laugh, breaking away from the kiss and ruffling Sophie’s curls. “You win, birdie.”
After a few moments of laughter and unpacking, Sophie seemed content. She scampered off to the living room, her little feet thudding on the floor as she went, bunny still tucked in her arms, her toys calling her name. Her soft giggles echoed from the hallway as she disappeared from sight.
Lando lingered in the kitchen, standing still for a moment with a thoughtful expression, glancing over at the doorway where Sophie had vanished. His fingers brushed the edge of the counter, his thoughts clearly still wrapped up in the day. Then, after a quiet pause, he turned to look at you.
“She, uh…” Lando started, his voice quiet but carrying an edge of vulnerability, as if unsure how to express something important. He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, trying to collect his thoughts. “At the store… someone asked if she was out with her dad.”
Your eyebrows raised slightly in quiet surprise. You turned toward him, watching him with soft curiosity, knowing there was more to the story. “Oh?”
He nodded slowly, shifting his weight and looking down for a moment, his hand running through his hair as if still processing the conversation. “I didn’t know what to say. And then she just—” His voice broke into a soft, almost disbelieving smile, and he shook his head slightly, as if still in awe of what had happened. “She just looked up and said, ‘Yeah, he’s kinda like my daddy. We do everything together.’”
Your heart clenched in the sweetest way, and you couldn’t help the soft smile that tugged at your lips. You stepped closer to him, slipping your hand into his, squeezing gently.
“She’s not wrong,” you whispered, your voice full of warmth and truth. “She’s right. In every way that matters.”
Lando exhaled slowly, his eyes softening as he looked down at you. His fingers laced with yours as he leaned into your touch, his forehead gently resting against yours for a brief moment. “I love her so much,” he admitted quietly, his voice almost a whisper, but it held so much weight, so much truth. “I know she’s not mine but… she feels like mine. I don’t know how to explain it, but she just… feels like mine.”
Tears welled up in your eyes, and you pressed your lips together, knowing exactly how he felt. You cupped his cheek with your free hand, guiding his gaze to meet yours.
“She is yours,” you whispered, your voice a steady comfort. “In every way that matters, she’s yours.”
Lando smiled softly, resting his forehead against yours for another brief moment, savoring the connection between you. He took a deep, steadying breath and pulled away, his eyes set with a determined gleam.
“I wanna tell her that,” he murmured, his voice low but resolute. “I just… want her to know. In case she ever wonders.”
You nodded, giving his hand a reassuring squeeze. “She’d love that. She’d be so happy to hear you say it.”
With one last gentle kiss to your lips, Lando pulled away and made his way toward the living room, where Sophie was sitting cross-legged on the floor, stacking blocks while bunny sat next to her like a little guardian.
“Hey, bug,” Lando said softly as he sat down beside Sophie, stretching his legs out comfortably. He glanced over at her, admiring the concentration on her face as she carefully stacked the blocks one by one.
Sophie looked up, her face lighting up immediately. “Hi!” she chirped, her eyes sparkling with the innocent joy only a child could have.
“Whatcha building?” Lando asked, his voice gentle, watching her tiny hands work diligently, the small pieces of the block tower taking shape in front of her.
“A tower. For bunny,” she said with a proud grin, motioning to the small stuffed bunny she had tucked safely beside her, sitting as if it were the most important guest in the room.
“Very cool,” Lando replied with a smile of his own, his heart swelling at the sweetness of the moment. He leaned back slightly, his eyes never leaving her as she worked. The quietness between them felt comfortable, peaceful. But there was something on his mind, something he knew he needed to say, even though it made his chest tighten a bit.
He rubbed a hand over his mouth, the nerves creeping in. “Hey, uh… can I tell you something?” he asked, his voice a little softer than usual.
Sophie blinked up at him, her face a perfect picture of curiosity, and then tilted her head to the side, as if trying to decipher whether this was a serious moment or just another silly conversation. “Okay,” she said with a small nod, her big eyes watching him carefully.
Lando took a deep breath and then reached over, gently brushing some curls away from her face. His fingers were soft as they ran through her hair, a gesture that felt almost instinctive, like this was a moment he didn’t want to rush. He let the quiet stretch between them, gathering his words.
“I just wanted to say,” he began, his voice quiet, almost hesitant, “I know I’m not your… well, I’m not your real daddy.” He swallowed hard, as if the words themselves were harder to say than he anticipated. “But you know what?”
Sophie’s small face became serious for a moment as she listened intently, her eyes not leaving his. Her little fingers paused their work as she waited for him to finish.
Lando smiled faintly, his chest tightening with a mix of emotion. “I love you like you’re mine,” he said, his voice cracking a bit with the truth of it. “And I always will. I’ll always be here for you. Even if I didn’t get to be there when you were a tiny baby, I’ll be here for everything else. Okay?”
For a brief moment, Sophie’s lip wobbled slightly, a flash of vulnerability in her eyes. Lando’s heart clenched at the sight, but before he could say anything more, she beamed, her expression shifting in an instant. Without any hesitation, she launched herself straight into his lap, wrapping her tiny arms around his neck.
“I know, Lando,” she whispered into his shoulder, her voice full of sweetness and trust. “You’re my Lando.”
Lando let out a soft, shaky laugh, feeling the flood of emotions overwhelm him. He hugged her tight, pulling her close, pressing a long, lingering kiss to the top of her head, the soft strands of her hair tickling his lips. “Yeah, bug. I’m yours,” he murmured, the words feeling more true than anything he had ever said.
Sophie nestled against him, content and at peace in his arms. Lando stroked her curls, trying to steady his breath, feeling her tiny heartbeat against his chest. There was so much love in that simple gesture, in her complete certainty that he belonged to her, that he was a part of her life in a way that felt both simple and profound.
After a few moments, Sophie pulled back just enough to look at him, her bright eyes still filled with the kind of wonder only a child could possess. She gave him a wide grin, her cheeks still flushed from the affection they’d just shared.
“Can we teach the baby to make towers too?” she asked eagerly, her voice full of excitement at the idea of a new adventure — one that would involve teaching the little sibling who was still growing inside your belly how to build things just like her.
Lando smiled, his heart feeling fuller than it ever had, a lump forming in his throat. He gently cupped her cheek, his thumb brushing over her soft skin. “Yeah, we’ll teach them everything,” he said, his voice quiet but full of promise. He could already imagine them all together — Sophie, the baby, you and him — building towers, teaching, laughing, and sharing moments just like this.
Sophie didn’t wait for a response but instead leaned in to press a quick kiss to his cheek, her lips soft and sweet against his skin. Then, without another word, she hopped off his lap, grabbing bunny with one hand and skipping back to her tower as if everything was exactly as it should be. She resumed stacking the blocks, her tiny fingers moving with determination and focus, like she hadn’t just shared something truly profound. As if nothing had been heavy in the first place.
Lando sat there for a moment, watching her, a smile tugging at his lips. His heart felt full in a way he never knew it could be. He didn’t have the words for it, but he felt it all — the joy, the love, the hope. His life had been turned upside down in the best way possible, and it was because of moments like these, with Sophie, with you, with everything that was growing between them all.
When he turned to look toward the doorway, he saw you standing there, watching him with a soft smile on your face. Your eyes glistened with unshed tears, but your expression was one of pure love, a smile that said everything he needed to hear without a single word.
This was his family.
And there was nowhere else in the world he’d rather be.
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Accurate portrayal of my assistant department manager and me, the most overworked part time clerk, trying to hold together our bakery department by shoestrings while everyone is either a) sick with Covid b) had a heart attack and is in the hospital or c) on fucking vacation for the second time in two months (*cough* my dumbass manager *cough*)
In other news I might get full time soon. It’s only been four years (five in January) since I asked.
#5 am shitpost#paige rambles#real life#I work in a grocery store bakery and it’s falling apart at the seams rn#grocery store#retail#please get fucking vaccinated#this department is 11 people#three of them have covid#one is also sick but we don’t know if it’s covid#one had a heart attack#one is on vacation#everyone else is part time and extremely overtime#on the bright side my paycheck will be great#that’s the only thing getting me through this week tbh#i’m so tired
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