#I would let him step on me

[flightless-magpie]

heyyyyyy im really new to the fandom but I got ran over by a car and now im madly in love.

well, ran over by an ambulance in this case.. tfp ratchet x gn reader (y/n allowed) please 🙏

listen listen listen… if he were real id be laying the flirting on THICK his embarrassment or walling off be damned and im curious to see your take on his reaction

HELP I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WERE HIT BY A LEGIT CAR HGIFASFISKS.

I love the grumpy old doc so much I will absolutely make a fic for you! Specifically headcannons... Didn't know if you wanted a Human or Cybertronian reader so I tried to make it as un-specific as possible. Also, sorry if this is short, i had no idea where to start or end. Hope you enjoy!

Ratchet x GN Flirty Reader

You were in love.

The white and scarlet paint, the striking electric blue optics, the way he would glare. Not just at anyone, but at you.

Who couldn't love him?

Whenever you would make a comment on how flawless his finish looked. Whenever you would lay on the obvious hints that you just looved an older bot, his engines would without fail revv up before stuttering to a stop.

Ratchets reactions consist of huffing, glaring, exasperated vents, frustrated muttering, him telling you to be quiet and let him work, pinching his nose ridge, the slight whirr of fans activating, and dare I say the occasional blue blush creeping onto his faceplate.

Honestly it was ridiculous to him. Getting flustered over nothing but your loving words.

But oh it felt nice to be looked at like that.

He could safely say you had good taste,. Not many would still oogle at an old bot like him yet here you are. Loyal to overloading his processor with words of affirmation and adoration, looks that could melt even the toughest of war seers.

The other bots would laugh if they found out just how much of an affect you had on his systems, on him.

Honestly, he's too old for this.

And you were just getting started.

[killerblew-mymind]

i'm biting you

THERE'S NO WAY YOU MADE THIS INTO A DELTARUNE REFERENCE 💥💥💥💥💥💥

[mysicklove]

i would worship levi ackerman

[xxoxobree]

Don’t judge me but I love this man and he’s my husband also

[johnnyshrine]

★ 093 // “POV: You Died :("

[nicetrybuster]

Luffy hates comfort. He finds it weak.

Not the comfort, no

It's that he needed comfort in the first place.

He's supposed to be joyous

Because that's who joyboy is.

pathetic.

He's pathetic.

It's eating at him, it's gnawing and shredding at his very soul.

He shrinks every time you hold him in his arms.

He becomes vulnerable when you open up to him,

And then he just couldn't anymore.

He just.. couldn't

It felt unnatural for someone else to help him,

Like it was foreign to this man.

And it was

He never received help that he didn't know he needed and that made him feel weak

Like he was losing his edge,

like he hated your attention

But when he's alone he craves it.

He NEEDS it

HE NEEDS IT

HE NEEDS IT

"What a pathetic boy, he pushes everyone away and feels lonely. Isn't this what he wanted?"

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:D requests are open!!

[latimeria-fell-from-heaven]

omg opinions on mr reca,

he’s literally >:3, mr. reca is full of silly whimsy and i need to study him under a microscope. he’s such a pathetic unhinged freak and i LOVE that for him <33

but he don’t get pussy, that silly little man gets the biggest strap-on up his ass <33 you could get mr. reca to cum in his pants from just steeping on him a couple of times, and now he’s hooked. he’d hump your foot like the depraved dog he is and drool n pant when you press down even harder. he REEKS of obsessive masochist vibes, dude would constantly follow you around like a lost puppy and refuse to leave you alone.

might as well get yourself your very own personal dog <33

[zdoes]

I also draw Kim a lot, because he's devastatingly cool

[sysig]

Got your number (Patreon)

[corellianhounds]

AU where Mando— lethally efficient bounty hunter and detective— searches for a Jedi teacher for the kid post-Season 1, but all of the ones he finds aren’t in a place where they can train the kid, so he either takes their advice looking into locations that used to be important to the Jedi or he continues searching for them through other means

Thing is though, he… keeps finding more Jedi. None of them are the right choice to train the kid, but it slowly, steadily becomes apparent to those he’s found and the people he’s talked to that this Mandalorian has found a dozen Jedi within the span of a year and he’s got leads on several more? Any Jedi who escaped during Order 66, any Force sensitive who received training afterwards however partial or complete that may be, any of those who’ve connected with Quinlan Vos or others through the Hidden Path, children now grown who were at one time abducted by Inquisitors and bounty hunters, even ex-Imperial Force-sensitives themselves—

This Mandalorian bounty hunter has somehow accidentally located more Force-sensitive people himself than anyone has in years. Nobody has any idea how he’s doing it (“You just do the work,” he says dismissively, assuming they’re asking how he finds people in general) and when they realize that he knows very little about the Jedi at all, only recently familiarizing himself with the Force and its different followers, they’re even more baffled because how? And then he’s talking about locations that have provided clues through other means, codices and cave drawings and long-lost temples and did he just say he found a cave of crystals?? On a planet nobody’s ever been to or has ever been considered a nexus of the Force? Just who is this guy?!

Is some of it influenced by the kid somehow being able to zero in on locations across the galaxy that may house former Jedi? Do they happen across more holy sites like the henge on Tython that provide answers or directions? How many Force-related experiences has this guy had that he’s entirely unaware of because he has no basis for comparison and figures “The galaxy is full of all kinds of unexplainable phenomena, how am I supposed to know if it’s the Force. Also didn’t one of you just say it surrounds every living thing and connects the universe together, couldn’t ANYTHING be because of the Force at that point”

People are finding old friends and allies and mentors (and enemies!) and connecting with one another for the first time in over two decades and it’s all because this one, regular, entirely non-Force-sensitive guy with a very adorable Force-sensitive child have somehow managed to be the connecting thread between them all

(Or even better, maybe very few of them know how many other Force-sensitives he’s found or made contact with and it isn’t until some inexplicable upcoming two-part finale battle where he recruits all of his new allies to help him fight that they all show up and realize they’re not as alone as they thought.)

[vanessa-rafesgirl]

i wanna be under his desk making him breathe like that smh 😞

[mossterunderthebed]

[moonshynecybin]

What does Simon pat say about Pedro?

when some diva wrote into the pod and was like hey pedro is kinda getting beaten by his teammate and also maverick vinales semi regularly in ways that 2013/2014 marc marquez would never let happen ever ever so perhaps we should have a more measured hand in considering him the next coming of jesus christ. and simon was like well hes a really nice guy guys and if he was on a better bike he would be doing better !! which like yeah but thats not what was SAID, SIMON...

[teh-nos]

u know what though... i don't think this facepalming is for the witnesses in the room, but i also don't think it's an "oh no, thor's so stupid" facepalm, i think it's a "why the fuck did i do that?" one. i don't think loki especially wants to invade jotunheim, he just thought it'd be a laugh to get thor to do it, but then oh shit thor is actually going to do that so now he needs to sabotage it somehow (telling the guard) but also:

"shit, i've fucked this up, haven't i?" it seemed like such a good idea two minutes ago. couldn't help himself. wouldn't it be funny if? but now they have to go to fucking jotunheim and he could so easily have just not done that. oops! facepalm time!

[crunchybeards]

Do you think Dan is an ashy mother fucker or is the projection that obvious with this one?

[laurelindorenan]

dating the Kid thus far has taught me to be more dependent on others and less dependent on others. simultaneously. which made no sense to me at first until I realized that being overly dependent and overly independent both have the root cause of Not Trusting In God