#I’M HALF JOKING

[rhinestonesox]

i posted a comic a couple days ago and the take away was SUPPOSED to be how weird it is that chil can smell periods like a dog but everyone responded talking about how wholesome it was so i’ve been forced to take matters into my own hands. this is the takeaway. take it.

[housecow]

why am i not a fat, helpless, and lil bit useless NEET yet. UGH

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

everytime i see a post saying caleb and mc aren’t siblings my body gains a power-up for incest posting

[sliceoflifebear]

Cryptid conspiracy theory!

I was watching a cryptid video and realized this.

Flatwoods Monster and Mothman are the same entity.

Both located in West Virginia only a 2 hour drive apart (shorter for flight) Flatwoods W.V. and Point Pleasant W.V.

Both described at tall and dark creatures with glowing red eyes.

“But one doesn’t have wings”

What if mothman had its wings tucked behind it and thus, formed what looked like F.M. Headpiece/frame? Or what if F.M. Frame could stretch out and look like wings?

“But F.M looked more metallic.”

MOLTING!! What if it was a hard shell that is similar to metal and Mothman is the form underneath!?!? Maybe it was a cocoon?

Thus, with not researching anything else or looking over any potential evidence, these two cryptids are the same.

But that’s just a theory….A CRYPTID THEORY!!!

Kthxbye

[toovaeloe]

Do you think any of the mappa animators as they draw frame by frame with the ball chained around their ankle and stylus in hand are thinking

“Oooh the edits of this scene are gonna go sooo hard”

Bc I definitely would

Only problem is I’m not gonna be able to see them because of the TIKTOK BANN AAAAH😭😭😭😭😭AAAAA

if anyone who’s not an American is seeing this would you be willing to screen record edits of JJK from TikTok after the ban and post them in compilations on YouTube like they did for Vine when it got taken down

I’ll be your #1 subscriber and first view on every video trust ☹️🤞🏽💔

[lvrrgirlll]

I need to live in my Pinterest, it’s my happy place

[meowdei]

Caleb in a modern au would be so funny that guy uses Life360 app like social media

[elysiansam]

i just dropped my cigs in the toilet does anyone wanna paypal me £15 for a new packet since my content on here is banging

[angelstraiqhtfromhell]

actually can we call her Tempest or Solaris, i wanna use Haze for an oc

[housecow]

anyone wanna fly me out to italy so i can go to a cooking school and look cute and fat in an apron :3

[alloutofgoddesses]

I had a terrible Junior Year of high school so I do have to admit that watching Fantasy High Junior Year (while coincidentally in my junior year of college) feels absolutely insane. Every week I discover something new to talk about in therapy

[fortunapre]

guys i’m thinking about getting a tattoo here’s my ideas:

I’m getting the third one on my right thigh and the 4th on my left. no one can change my mind now.

jokes aside i am FERAL for those edits.

[melk-maid]

Oh yeah happy Gemini season this time of year is when I’m reminded I’m surrounded by opps (every Gemini ever)

[atmosghoul]

What if Mary Goore papa and they’re Secondo’s kid

[findmeabowlofundertale]

I keep forgetting that fat Grillby is such a rare take so every time I go looking for Grillby art I’m like “woah why’s he so skinny. Oh right— I’m enlightened.”

[fodlansbestmom]

Belly dancing is how Sothis finds mates.