#I’M TOO SENSITIVE FOR THIS

[pipedream13]

i saw this tweet and had to stare at the wall for five minutes because wtf

[cupcakeinat0r]

chat,I’m so sorry, but I can’t do angst… like wym he’s “cheating” on me??? Wdym he’s “unavailable”??? Wdym there was “miscommunication”???

I’m not reading unless bro plans on marrying and breeding me, respectfully.

[songstresstinyteacup]

PSA:

WHEN MONTY GRABS PHOEBE’S HAND TO KISS IT POST-HENRY’S DEATH HE CLOSES HIS FINGERS AROUND HER HAND. THAT IS THE EDWARDIAN WAY TO SIGNAL THAT YOU ARE STAKING YOUR CLAIM ON A WOMAN YOU’RE COURTING AND I JUST-

[cameronsbabydoll]

u have a big nose

thanks 😅 starting to regret posting that lol

[totebagbisexual]

watching bluey while babysitting almost cried in front of my kid

[thegaywitchofwhimsy]

Ending a relationship once you associate that person with home is so hard. I’ve been single for 2 years and can count on two hands the amount of times I felt as safe as I did in their arms

[macdenlover]

saw this and immediately thought of them

[timethehobo]

Emmy being self-conscious of his age, and maybe even about how he looks. 🥺 Rook loves him anyway.

[foldingfittedsheets]

My manager brought a tray of sandwiches to the store from the training we went to. On Monday.

It’s Friday today. No one put it in the fridge.

I came in today and was like. What is making the mattress store smell like rancid meat.

Turns out it was the rancid meat.

I was alone in the store until noon so I couldn’t run the trash out. My backup walked in and went, “What reeks?”

The rancid meat.

I texted the work group chat: ...so it turns out that when you leave unrefrigerated lunch meat out in the break room you can cast "Rotting Meat" which is a second level necromantic smell- I mean spell.

This was the source of many laughs and the smell has finally been removed. The doors are all wide open to cleanse the evil.

[thaenad]

I do not give a flying fuck about what the general public thinks about the feedism community, the general public cannot even grasp fat acceptance

[chai-lemonade]

TSA leave trans people alone challenge (impossible)

[jesuistrestriste]

Art gets post nut shakes

oouuuHHhhgg yea .

like as soon as he starts to cum, his entire body tenses up; all of his muscles tightening and clenching as he tries to stay conscious through the feeling of his orgasm..

his balls are pulsing with every hot sticky rope being shot out, and then his thighs lock up and tremble like he’s struggling to hold out against the waves of pleasure. he just becomes a total wreck.

+ if ur on a bed with him, the entire mattress shakes while he curls over and gasps for air; his eyes rolled back, his mouth hung open, his brows pinched together. he basically turns into a human vibrator— the base of his dick shuddering in response to the rest of his body’s jerky little movements..

i think he blacks out for half a second every time he finishes ! :)

[luvergirl-535]

i’m damn near this close to getting off this app and posting exclusively on ao3, like seriously. i love the community on here and all my anons but many people i follow are beginning to get very odd and parasocial…i know i can’t complain bc we’re on a tumblr and a vast majority of users are kids, blah blah, whatever—it still gives me a weird feeling seeing some of these posts. like, why are we discussing the sex lives of two human beings who we don’t know at all. why are we speaking for them as if we know them. i dunno, man. maybe i’m just not cut out for being too deep in a fandom bcs this shit really icks me out.

[blakellyl]

lewis pullman with a nip piercing in “skincare” is doing things to me

can someone PLS write a fic with Bob having it (like he got it while being an addict ig bc that’s the only logical option) and John being OBSESSED with it?

like why no one has done it yet 😭😭

[moxanji-real]

My sweet, stinky baby… gosh. I love you so much.

I know we’ve had our ups and downs, and I’ve struggled with feeling insecure—especially after accidentally stumbling on doubles. (Way more than I wanted to lmao) But you know what I’ve realized? They can do what they want. They can stay in their world, and I’ll stay in mine… because my world has you in it, Sanji. It always has. It always will.

You make me so happy. I love your smile, those adorable, kissable curly brows of yours, and the way your whole face lights up when you talk about the All Blue. Your passion, your heart—it’s all so beautiful. I love how much you respect women, how you carry yourself like a gentleman even when no one’s watching. I love the way you cook for people who have nothing to give but a simple “thank you.” That kind of kindness… it’s rare. And you have it in spades.

You’re such a sweet, generous man. So silly, sometimes it physically hurts how cute you are. I just want to wrap you up in my arms and keep you there forever… Well, at least until I get hungry and need you to make me something. Or maybe I can hold you while you cook? Yeah, that sounds better.

Anyway… the point is: I love you, Sanji. I’ve always loved you. And I always will.

I’m sorry if my insecurities ever made it seem like I didn’t. But I love you more than words can say. So much it makes my chest ache. You’re my sweet, stinky baby. And I’ll never stop loving you.

[timethehobo]

Just really love their synergy ok.