#I'm drunk as hell
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Oh guys I'm FADED faded
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I NEED to suck a girls nipples
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I'm going to hell, i laughed when my commentator talked about them not using real doves anymore because in 1988 the doves flew into the olympic flame and were roasted
I'M SORRY but holy fuck that is funny 😂
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makes me insane btw that solas had the orlesians announce him as the inquisitor's 'elven serving man' at halamshiral. like yeah i understand the sociopolitical reasoning of it in that environment and i understand that it's part of his whole Humble Apostate™ disguise but have we considered that it's also very hot through a romance lens? he's content to be seen and known as lavellan's- not the inquisition's, just one (1) specific person's- subordinate? lavellan's serving man? get out of here
#you cannot tell me a romanced solas isn't also getting off on this concept in private I'm sorry#a god who gets to defer to his beloved mortal wife all night. and be drunk. love that for him#yeah yeah yeah I KNOW even a beloathed inquisitor gets this treatment I'm just saying get on the floor w/ me and look at it from this angle#solavellan#solas#dragon age inquisition#solavellan hell#solavellan heaven#halamshiral#solas meta
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there may be many things wrong with just about everything right now. but my god, at least we've got gays kissing on live television
#personal#this is just. a thought I'm having#even a few years ago they wouldn't have shown gay couples in times square when they move the camera around#that wasn't a thing#but it is now#that's something at least#that one thing is normal#happy new year everyone#at least we've got drunk gays on cnn and gay couples making out on tv#let's hope for good things from 2025#and then fight like hell when everything goes wrong#happy new year
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Happy New Year from France 💕
(2 hours early 'cause i don't think I'll be able to write coherently when midnight actually hits)
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I've just downed an entire bottle of muscat so I will not remember posting this but the level of self insertion in the ACOTAR fandom is kind of crazy
Like I'll take Nesta cause she's my fave but the whole thing of you either like or hate Nesta based on whether "you've had a Nesta or been a Nesta" is crazy...if I was to project myself onto a character in the acotar verse my life is probably most similar to Feyre's but that holds no influence on how much I like or dislike a character.
I enjoyed/found Nesta's character pre-ACOSF because I thought her anger at father was justified, I understood her transference of hatred of the situation she was in/papa Archeron onto Feyre for having the gall to save them deeply interesting.
I thought her relationship with Elain (and Feyre's or an extent) was a good look at how children are conditioned to protect whoever is presented as the most vulnerable and how you eventually start to resent them for that
I thought the fact that she hated Feyre (canon please read the bonus chapter) but would still make a deal with a mercenary and cross into Pyrthian on sheer principle fascinating.
I found her hating here position post forced transition into a Fae but still doing everything asked of her eye opening into her character.
I thought that her character being deemed "morally grey" by the fandom because of her interpersonal relationships while actually being the most morally rigid character in the acotarverse interesting because it shows how female characters are often stripped to their worst selves even when shown growth past this and aren't given the same leniency or complexity as male characters even while having it written on page.
I hate this era of relatability we've been forced into where you need to decide whether you like a character on the basis of whether they share similarities with people who have done you right or wrong in real life. Nesta is my fave based on the merit of how she's written.. end of.
I also hated the idea where you would hate a character if you knew them in real life. I refuse to divulge my personal information here but as aforementioned if we're talking about characters I've basically been a much worse off version of Feyre but Nesta didn't hurt me, she isn't real.
#I'm drunk as shit i hope this makes sense#nesta archeron#acotar#acosf#nesta#pro nesta archeron#pro nesta#kind of praying this makes sense#like can the character not stand on their own#this is long as hell
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couple doodles from a bunch of magmas. mostly emmets. I don't think it's obvious but I quite like emmet
#insert the “came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat” about emmet and elesa#I had a little comic planned out for it but shrug. they call me. not someone who draws comics often nor how to panel them#scratches head. I don't have anything else to say#I like emmet#spenxer lou art#submas#subway bosses#pokemon submas#submas emmet#subway master emmet#subway boss emmet#WHY ARE ALL THE RECCOMENDED TAGS ABOUT INGO. I AM AN EMMET POSTER. WHAT THE HELL#subway master ingo#submas ingo#subway boss ingo#WHATEVER. I guess he can have some tags since he appears in one of these. mwahhh kissing ingo's little brain damaged head#ALSO. twirls my hair kicks my feet. I'm not a hoh/deaf emmet truther. but I do believe in their beliefs#elesa is the hoh one in nimbasa trio 2 me. she lost her hearing sometime after getting to unova. emmet just has really bad tinnitus#also also. btw. not uhh. what is it conductorshipping? they are best friends to me. simply not my thang. their platonic bond is sickening#but I cannot stop you doing whatever you want forever so. do whatever you want forever#I need to draw emmet seizing again
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I can't stop thinking about Jester's sendings to Suzy Greene
#the more i think about the funnier and more insane the whole scenario gets#it's like what if you had the person who ruined your life and caused your breakup drunk text your ex#how insane would that be?? 😂#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#nein hells#braius doomseed#bells hells#bell's hells#it's me i'm th#it's me boy i'm the ps5#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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I just forced my filmbro friends to watch a destiel compilation
#no regrets#they were so surprised to fin out they weren't really together#fucking hell#I had one fucking cocktail and the tumblerina spilled out#gotta love watching destiel with the homies#i'm drunk writing this btw#i love destiel#destiel#spn#supernatural
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Going to sleep mad cuz Curly said I gotta stop jerkin it when I sleep in His bed
#I said I had a nightmare and I needed Him#He said I didn't earn cuddles and now I'm sad#post heavily inspired by 1. ask-drunk-jimmy. and 2. the fact that I'm going to bed irl#tw jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing#roleplay blog#ask blog#ask me stuff#freaky jimmy#mouthwashing fandom#jimmy talks#captain curly#jimmy x curly#curly mouthwashing#I am not sorry this is funny as hell /ooc
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Season 2 + csa interpretation
2x05 // 2x10 // 2x21
#I know there's a lot more but I'm wine drunk and making these on random website is hell#I thought I was gonna watch a show about ghosts not about. You know. Ghosts.#Supernatural#Csa tw#Sam#Spn#m#Simon said#Hunted#all hell breaks loose#2x05#2x10#2x21#Feel free to add stuff cos I'm not sure I want to#Also i know this is a wildly discussed topic!!! I'm just new here so I don't know a lot of other people's interpretations#Csa interpretation#*
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I'm going to have to reconsider all of media club plus knowing you look completely on-theme with the other phantom troupe ladies and look so good that you'd be out of Chrollo's league rather than the other way around.
This is like learning the host of a DragonBall podcast is like a hotter nicer dumber Goku.
why'd you include dumber..................
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I think a nice tortured scream would do Percy a lot of good, to be honest.
#i don't mean the weak shit either. i'm talking ethel cain. i'm talking mitski drunk walk home.#hell put pheobe bridgers i know the end up there too#critical role#the legend of vox machina#critical role tlovm#vox machina#tlovm#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#queued because i'm traveling#queue
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finally get to read medalist chapter 52... my reaction after reading it

#I LOVE HIKAINO MY FAVORITE GIRLS I'M ROOTING FOR YOU TWOOOOOO AAGHHHHHHH#anyway hate the way people keep trying to make comparison between em like who's better or worst...#like tsurumaikada didn't write and draw all of this to prove that chasing glory will bring you nowhere... like YODAKA JUN IS RIGHT THERE⁉️#he's literally the antagonist to prove that even after getting all of the gold medals life won't give you anything back#it's a cruel fate to have only one thing you good at but fail at everything else#the only reason he's mostly alive is because of the help from his best friend and other people's kindness#rather than treating him as “uwu poor guy he can't do anything” i can only see him as a lesson to why life needs balance#he can still learn tho... and with that i'm looking at tsukasa haha#i hope maybe in the next chapter(s) tsukasa found him drunk out of his ass or something and stuck between some garbage bags lol#that'll be funny as hell#but also at this point i'll take whatever tsurumaikada give me...#because i'm THAT desperate to see yodatsuka interact again 😭🫶#medalist spoilers#tmi tag
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need a version of blood & wine where regis abstains from alcohol like he does in the books, so he and geralt can have a revised end-of-dlc campfire conversation that's like
regis: this moonlight makes me oh so dreamy…
geralt, drunk off his ass: dreamy bout what? waitwait lemme guess. WOMEN
regis: no, no. i was thinking about… [gazes longingly at geralt] oh, how anything can look interesting when properly lit
geralt: [hiccups] girl you're drunk as hell
regis:
regis: geralt i'm drinking tea
#the witcher#emiel regis#geralt of rivia#geregis#geralt x regis#the witcher 3#blood and wine#god i'm so sorry#one day i'll stop fixating on regis' dialogue here but brother its not today#credit for girl you're drunk as hell goes to my friend who said it in response to regis' lines#and it hasnt left my brain since#also i know regis says this while theyre walking around#but in my mind he says it much later in the night#anyway. anyway
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