#I. HATE. HIM. <- lieeeeee

[nicolaz-stimz]

“Sure you didn't mean to pick Finn?”

Fern The Human // Adventure Time

credits!!

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art by @/tingtirey!!

[angrythingstarlight]

STAR IM FINALLY WATCHING THE RED SEA DIVING RESORT WHY IS ARI SO SILLY I THOUGHT HE WAS A SERIOUS HUNK OF A MANE EVERYTHING IS A LIEEEEEE

Yeah so I've never watched that movie and have no plans to do so. I refuse to let a little thing like source material ruin what I have here.

My version of Ari is built off his gifs, my love of his hair and beard.

And of course the fact that I imagine him as a well over six foot, grumpy, tattooed beast of a man with a smooth deep voice.

This man will fuck you till you pass out and then wake you up with breakfast in bed. He's also touched starved and stubborn and loyal to a fault. A little bossy. Very strong. Generous. Quiet except in certain situations. Hates most people, loves you.

Tis law cause I said so.

[tricornonthecob]

LK 102: The Morphine Intolerable Acts

(pt1) (pt2) (pt3) (pt4)

British Jail AKA Death by Consumption. I feel like Lt. Brampton is gunning way too hard for a promotion. His superior officers probably hate him.

You may have served under Major Phillips, but only Major Phillips served absolute cunt in the Seven Years War.

This guy is FUCKING CREEPY punch his ass, girl!

ooooof creepy AND manipulative as fuck. Fuck this guy up

Chauncey in the back is just like "girl just LIE. LIEEEEEE. I wanna go back to bed. I wanna go back home to Chesterfordmooreshire-upon-Scumblo."

Not only has she decided to commit possible treason, but she's educating, too!

Ah yes the Feminine Art That None Of Us Asked For But Was Learned Due To Society: Acting Spacey And Dumber Than You Actually Are And Its Really Upsetting When It Works, Why Does It Work.

He's on to her. I wonder how many women have used that Feminine Art on him just to get away from his predatory ass.

Chauncey is relieved.

"...oi he's gonna make us keep lookin', inn't he."

"...bloody toffeenose. Never would've happened in Chesteryorkfordtonshire-on-Bumgle."

Is that a new horse or does Caesar have a blaze now.

Yeah, officer, they caught all the feelings.

Oh is he gonna

LORDT he sure did

What a fucking flirt. Also Moses just having to bear witness to it. He's both exasperated as hell and ships it. You know that Pac Rim meme giftset where the dude goes "Oh no she's hot" and the girl goes "oh no, he's hot" and the girl's dad figure just goes "...Oh no." ? That's them.

Bro wtf her bed is so fucking NICE

oh my fucking god this goDDAMN SCENE I WENT SO FUCKING FERAL FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHY DID THE VOICE ACTOR HAVE TO MAKE JAMES SO SOFT I AM CHEWING ON THE DRYWALL AND TURNING INTO THE CRYPTID FROM THE HYPERFIXATION MEMES.

Ok bye now I'm going to scream into my pillow like a schoolgirl.

[vampires-byte]

wow! i cleared my disc profile and only one person came to check on me. a RANDO too! a friend of a friend i only spoke to 1-2 times!

but my 3 closest friends?

my 3 only friends? not a word!

i'll stop using disc this week.

unless its like a suuuper urgent text or smth

like an emergency

and if D comes to school and sees me? i'll just say i need a fucking break from the internet (lieeeeee)

i dont want him to think that i hate him now tho so on thurs and fri (days where he will def be at least somewhat present in school)

(tho i bet he will leave thurs early)

i'll still give him the same cute bubbly energy as always.

i have to. i cant intentionally lose my friends. THEY have to be the problem as much as possible. never me.

isnt this a good plan?

its great, right?

a perfect plan for a girl like me!

[wolvertooth]

I HATE THE XMEN SOO MUCH RN SABRETOOTH LITERALLY CAME TO THE HEROES FOR HELP AND THEY TORTURED AND BEAT HIM AND KEPT HIM IN A CAGE AND BELITTLED HIM AND FAILED HIM AND THEN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS HIS FAULT THEIR 'THERAPY' DIDNT WORK????? I'D WANNA KILL THEM TOO NOT GONNA FUCKING LIEEEEEE like in this canon he TRIED to suppress his urges!!!! he got a psychic to help out and then she died so he went to xavier for help, and they FUCK HIM UP SO HARD like in what fucking world would any of that HELP HIM??? and then they just keep telling him 'you dont know how to fight for change' like he hasnt been doing that his whole life before that. no wonder he wants to just give up and let loose. nobody ever thinks hes enough. no one is ever nice to him. the xmen are literally so fucking mean to him constantly and they call themselves the heroes?

idk call me bias since i went thru my entire teenhood being told i was never enough no matter how i tried, trying to move past all the things i had no control over(but everyone said i did), trying and trying to change but then being told i wasnt, i think he should be allowed to go insane at this point. it would help him.

(this is about the uncanny + sabretooth special + x factor canon)

[tombytalkz]

*milo attempts (and fails) to climb up bob so he can hug his head.*

papaaaa don lieeeeee-

-@milo-the-angel-baby

*Bob picks up Milo and carries him as he walks to the cemetery...*

I just... I made you worry. And I made Sign, probably hate me... And Mage hates me too for trying to hurt his friend... And Avien is trying to take Sign while he doesn't remember me... And I'm just this stupid robot... Everything is just... Hard...

[chrisbangs]

i have to go but if i find out chans hair is blonde u won’t hear from me again

[mayflowers07]

[Deceit:]

You waste time and procrastinate (no...)

You turn all your friends to hate (stop)

You will never love or date (stop it)

There’s so many things you’re missing (that’s enough, Deceit)

Your self-hatred is really strong (he’s lying, Thomas)

Cause your Sides can’t get along (shut up)

Your goals have been useless all along (ignore him)

You’ll only accept the truth in song

[Deceit:]

Let's face the facts and come to terms, it's time to realize.

My contribution is a part of you you can’t just leave behind. They're more then lies, lies, lies, lie, lieeeeees

[Thomas:]

(Okay well, I have faith in the other Sides Deceit. You have no power over me. It’s five against one.)

[Deceit:]

Ha! Faith? In all of them? How naive...

[Deceit:]

Logan craves only validation

And prioritizes his role and occupation (No I-)

Roman’s lost and insecure (what?)

And fears getting replaced by Remus more and more (No!)

Patton is an uncaring authority (huh?)

Who pressures you into purity (kiddo...)

And Virgil is nothing but destruction of order (you little-!)

A literal mental disorder!

[Thomas:]

Stop it! Leave me alone! What are you here for!?

[Deceit:]

Please Thomas, I speak for the best. Deny it all you want, we both know they’re not lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeeeees.

You wish for lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeees

Your life is all lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeeeeees

I will no longer be ignored

@purp-man I couldn’t help myself! Idk if this is any good though

Deceit's song is going to be A New Year Of Lying To Myself but like (Reprise)

[colesterstrudel]

Story time my lil bbies So my sister works at a bar and all that jazz and today she called me bc she needed a new shirt bc she spilled some shit on hers and I was like “I got you” so I went to take her a new shirt. And I walk in there and some dude follows me but I ignored it bc like, it’s a public place, people go in there, it’s chill. But then the dude started talking to me??? And I thought it was a dude I graduated with but then I realized it was notttttttt. And he asked about the place and if I worked there and I was like “no I just had to bring my sister something” and then he was like “Oh well what are you doing right now?” And I told him I have a paper to write so I had to go work on it and he was like “Oh well can we like, talk or hang out or something?” And I told him I don’t live here (which isn’t technically a lieeeeee) and he was like “Oh damn” and THEN HE FOLLOWED ME OUT OF THE BAR AND WATCHED ME GET IN THE CAR WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK  Like I honestly hate strangers so much lmao and then like??? To follow someone???? In and out of an establishment???? To like????? Do whatever the fuck he was trying to do????? YIKES AS FUCK

[nycbtslover]

Caught In A Lie

Pairing: Jimin X Reader

Genre: Fluff

Length: 1.3k

Summary: It’s time to change seats in class and you somehow get seated with Jimin. You overslept and weren’t able to eat breakfast so you were starving. Looks like Jimin has gum, but he won’t share.

Masterlist

“Alright everyone pick a number and go to your new seats.” Your teacher claps his hands together to get the class’ attention.

You talk to your friends as you line up to pick a number for your new seats.

“Do you guys have gum? I need something to chew on.” You ask your friends.

“Ah I just took the last piece. Sorry Y/N.”

“Nah. It’s fine, I never take someone’s last piece. That’s against gum etiquette.” You laugh as you walk up to the box of numbers.

“I hope we sit together again Y/N. I have to tell you about what my boyfriend did yesterday.”

“Fingers crossed.” You say as you put your hand into the box.

You whirl your hand around while you stare into the back of the classroom.

“Yah. Y/N pick already, I’m tired of standing!” Some boys in the back of the line call to you.

“Don’t rush me, how much I can sleep in class is determined by my seat.”

If you got a seat in the front like you did in the beginning of the year you could never eat, sleep, or talk to your friends cause the teacher was right in front of you. But last time you changed seats you were in the back by the windows. You could enjoy the wind blowing in your face on hot days and talk to your friends because the teacher couldn’t hear you talking in the back.

“Here I go!” You stop and dramatically pull out a folded paper.

“Y/N move to the side, you’re in the way.” Your friend lightly pushes you and shoves her hand into the box and pulls out a paper. “And don’t open yours yet, wait for me.”

Your friend pulls out a paper and immediately opens it.

“Ugh. Right in front of the teacher. Y/N what number did you get? I got 5.”

“I got 26.”

“Lucky. That’s in the back.”

You find your new seat and sit down. It was one seat away from the window. Far back enough that the teacher won’t be pay too much attention to you.

“Y/N! Looks like you’re my new partner from now on.” A soft voice calls from above you.

You look up and see a boy.

“Oh hey, Jimin.”

He sets down his bag and sits down next to you.

You’ve been in the same class as him for two years so you were quite familiar with him. Your parents were also friends since they worked together.

“I’m so hungry and tired. I overslept and didn’t get to eat breakfast.” You complain as you lean back in your chair.

“Ohh sorry Y/N, can’t help you there.” He’s laughs.

“I just need something to chew on till lunch but I don’t have any gum.”

You noticed something when Jimin laughed. He always covered his mouth with his hands. Even his hands were pretty small.

“Jimin, you’re pretty cute, did you know that?”

“Cute? How?”

“Your hands are small, the way you laugh makes people happy, your eye smile with you laugh, and your cheeks. They’re look so squishy.”

“What? I’m not cute though. I’m manly.” He pouts making his squishy cheeks squishier.

“You’re like mochi. So squishy. I just want to squish your cheeks.” You pull on your own cheeks as you say that.

“No! I’m not!” He defensively says while slapping his hands over his cheeks like he was protecting them from you.

“Yes you are. We can ask anyone.” You look around the room and call out to a mutual friend.

“Taehyung!“

He turns around as soon as he hears the sound of his name. His eyes wide open with curiosity.

"Who just called for me?”

You wave an arm to get his attention and ask, “Don’t you think Jimin is cute? Like really squishy?”

“Of course! That’s why he’s Chimchim.” He chuckles before turning back to his other conversation.

“See? What did I tell you Jimin?”

Jimin places his hands on his hips and pouts even harder.

“Ahhh so cute!”

“No…..” His face turns red and he covers his face but fails to hide his smile.

Everyone starts to settle down and is now just talking to their friends.

“Seems like everyone has their new seats so take out your textbooks and open to the next chapter.” The teacher gets up from his seat and stands by the blackboard.

A few students scrambles to their new seats with their bags while others rush to switch seats with others. The rest does just as the teacher says to do.

“Ughhhhhhhhh I’m so hungry.” You moan into your textbook.

You dig around your bag for the sixth time in hopes that maybe if you looked just one more time. But of course, nothing.

Your stomach grumbles with hunger and you grab it to try to silence it a little bit.

“Wow you must be really hungry Y/N.”

“I’m not just hungry, Jimin” You look at him in the eyes. “I’m starving.”

He quietly laughs and then you hear some crunching sounds from somewhere and your stomach grumbles again.

Jimin reaches into his bag and pulls something out. Your eyes naturally follow his hands. You hear the sound of a plastic wrapper being crumbled up and he shoves it into his desk. Then some paper being crumpled up and Jimin puts something into his mouth secretly.

“Is that-is that gum?” You whisper to him.

He closes his mouth and is silent for a second before he violently shakes his head.

“It’s gum. I can smell it. It’s mint.”

“It’s not.”

“Yes it is.”

“No its not.”

“I want one Jimin.” You scoot closer to him.

“It’s not gum.” He says it so suddenly that the half chewed blue clump ends up flying out of his mouth and onto the desk.

You both look at the gum and look at each other at the same time.

“Caught in a lieeeeee” You say in a sing-song way while pointing to the gum.

He rips a paper out of his notebook and picks up the gum before crumbling it into a big ball.

“Jiminnn” You whine to him and give him puppy eyes. “Can I have one?”

“Don’t wanna.”

“Fine. I’ll just tell everyone you have gum. Then you’ll suffer with me.”

“No you won’t.”

“I won’t? Watch?” You sit up straight and open your mouth.

“Wait! Y/N”

“Ji-” You’re interrupted in the most unexpected way. Jimin had kissed you to keep you quiet.

He pulls away and turns a bright red.

“Sorry. I didn’t know how to stop you.”

You stare at him with wide eyes.

“Y/N don’t be mad. Here.” He puts gum into your hand.

You clench your fists and stare down at your lap. Your face getting hotter and hotter by the second.

“Y/N?”

“Shut up. Can’t you tell I’m embarrassed?” You bury your face into your arms.

He doesn’t say anything for about a minute so you peek up at him to see him smiling proudly.

“I told you I was a man. I don’t do any of that cute stuff.” He proudly announces.

“No. What if I said I found that cute?” You retort.

“Ha! As if. If you really did then you wouldn’t be embarrassed.” He pokes you in the side.

“Whatever. I hate you.” You put your head back down.

“Oh come on Y/N. You liked it didn’t you?” He teases you by poking you again.

“Whatever.”

“Fine fine. I’ll stop.”

You glare at him and he points at your hand.

“So do you still want it or not?”

You lift up the hand that was holding the gum.

“Of course I do. And” You quiet your voice so only Jimin can hear you.

“And?” He asks curiously.

“And I want another kiss.”

A mischievous smile appears on his face and excitement dance in his eyes.

“Any day.”

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