#IM BEATING YOU WITH HAMMERS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[shigussy]

i don't really gaf about most shipping discourse nowadays but absolutely nothing gets me as pissed off as when i see h*teros(INCREDIBLY DEROGATORY) ship canonically aroace characters with anyone and especially when they give them kids. i get immediately offended. i've been like this for years too, y'all wouldn't BELIEVE how mad i got when jughead and betty got together in riverdale. i dropped the show😭💀

[officialpenisenvy]

Abbey road + hoth 🤓

AHA! beat to the punch of hoth by an anon oh how far the mighty fall. anyway here's abbey road ❤️

my favorite lyric: actually a pretty tough question since most of side A is just variations on the most inane lyrics with just incredible musical arrangements. i would have to say any lyric from carry that weight which im afraid is gonna do quite some heavy lifting in these answers so in the interest of keeping it varied im gonna pay homage to my childhood self and say "little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter / little darling, it feels like years since it's been clear" cause these were my favourite lyrics ever as a kid 🥹

my favorite song: for SURE either i want you (she's so heavy) or because. basic and all i know but what can i say when the song's good it's good. also shoutout to come together their version's good but tina's is better

the song that makes me cry: golden slumbers/carry that weight you know it brother‼️‼️‼️ and again also here comes the sun but that one's mostly out of nostalgia

the song that’s a fucking bop: maxwell's silver hammer goes hard as fuck idgaf. we must render unto paul what is paul's i fear

the song i most dislike/least love: you couldn't pay me to care about the beginning of the side B medley to be fully level with you. like sun king through polythene pam what the FUCK are you talking about. sorry george there's no space for your little ditties we simply MUST keep mean mr mustard. fucking kill yourself. sorry i got heated

[mvalentine]

Okay so I’m a bit late but my brain hasn’t been working properly these for the last few days so yeah….

anyways can I have number 10 with lana, audrey and hazel (because I am a whore for love your OCs sm) from the alternative fmk questions, please? Love you sm bestie💕

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ahhh maurine the brain fuzz im with you on that one don’t even worry about it <333

thank you SOOO much for being a whore for showing so much love to my gals you’re the best i love you to bits 💘

netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

netflix & chill: lana. i mean come on now have you seen her??? there would be little to no netflix we would just skip to the chilling part <333 HSJSKS but if it was the pg version of netflix and chill it would still be lana because we would just get hammered & play one of those ‘take a shot everytime xyz happens’ and roast horrible movies like the new after movie or the new 356 days movie 💀

go ice skating with: my girl audrey <333 she’s great on skates and mr down bad drake was very 😍😍😍 when she showed him up in that lythikos chapter in book1 <3 i on the other hand SUCK at ice skating or regular skating for that matter she would totally be a great teacher but would also make fun of me everytime i fall but i don’t mind 💘 plus having a hot teacher like that would definitely be a motivation to learn faster shsjks

play dodgeball against: ms. hazel girlie has many talents but being athletically capable is not one of them GSJSKSK i would beat her in a heartbeat <333 me and damien on the same team?? the girl would be eviscerated 💀💀 it’s okay though i would totally take her to a cute little ice cream shop and get her a consolation prize in the form of ice cream aka the start of a love story 💘

[bilaze1]

THE LEAD TO THA HAMMER, N1GGA, BOBBY THA BRAIN HEENAN - DEAD YOU AND YOUR MAN ENDEAVORS, ROBBERY BRAINS BEAT IN - REMEMBER ME 🅿️, SEAN IS THA MAIN REASON - CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO DIE - SMOKE A GUY - CORONER WILL BOW YA TIE - LOOKIN LIKE THA NATION OF ISLAM - IM CROOKED, SLICE YA FACE TO A JIGSAW - ZIP UP YA LIP, PAR - UNDERSTAND, SEAN IS THA SHIT, PAR - EL DUQUE, TUESDAY WIT THA ZIP CAR - THA BEST RAPPA YOU NEVA HEARD ABOUT - BUT THA WORD IS OUT THAT SEAN IS ABOUT TO TURN IT OUT! - (woohoo) - SHOOTIN BARS IS THA PLAN - OR SELLIN SOME COKE TO FOLKS - SUPERSTAR BILLY GRAHAM... 🅿️‼️- NOBODY CAN RAP BETTA - THA BLACK LEATHER GOOSE DOWN POUNDIN THA BLACK SWEATA, UH! #SeanLivesOn #DLF