#IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[tragedy-machine]

What the fuck was Edwin doing, what did he think was gonna happen, that is so not how you wind up for a punch, what was this posture what the fuck

He saw that Charles got hit and absolutely lost all brain cells

[auspicious-goblin]

yoshida akimi really knew what the girls wanted in the 80s & 90s huh

[cuddytism]

watching this gif over and over again and smiling so wide. i lvoe you my beautiful pathetic wife

[cyberrose2001]

I would give Ratchet the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath, "I can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker, twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting, back arching, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting ground tip-talking against month sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the to and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster than little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side, hands in my hair brutally using my mouth, spiritually enlightening chakra balancing, mangekyo sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo around the top, noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head ever. And THEN l'd let him pound me so hard into the bed and use mv bodv as throuah it doesn't belong to anymore that he literally throws me around and does as he please. I wouldn't argue, I wouldn't raise a word, no sir, not to daddy, absolutely not. He could ruin me, corrupt me, hit me, choke me, tie me up, bite me, I would absolutely encourage everything he does as long as I get a smidge of his attention and love. This man could make me fuck myself on his fingers and I wouldn't argue even if I ended up passing out, he could bruise me up and laugh at me and I would take it just to listen to him praise me. I would take him for 50 rounds in 60 positions cause never back down never what???? NEVER GIVE UP and I am not giving up to screw me till my mind becomes nothin

this is poetry

i don't think i've seen anyone else put it as passionately and eloquently as you just did

all of the above. ALL OF THE FUCKING ABOVE

[bettertwin1]

Donatello x Reader Headcanons!

He leaves you

[isabela-merceds]

i can't get over in-ho chaining gi-hun to his bed like a dog you just fully traumatised him by putting a bullet in his best friends heart and he's like "yeah chain him up" you absolute freak i love it

[kingkart2004]

One piece : Monkey D Luffy gear 5 Joy boy

Fan art by : Me

[tinesleftnipple]

LWZ looking at Tao ze unconscious in the hospital (left) vs looking at Pei su unconscious in the hospital (right)

[kendrysaneela]

I’m laughing so hard at the picture of the Thunderbolts at the end in a recreation of them in the famous George Washington crossing the Delaware during the revolutionary war against the English with the American flag painting but this time with Ava THE ONE ENGLISH CHARACTER holding the American flag 😂

[pinkrobinontheloose]

i laughed so fricking hard that i woke up my mom

I Isekai’d Into a BL Mafia Story, But I Just Want to Go Home and Read!!! by Lunaoo3

[cl0ud-4n0n]

((the most normal anons rp:))

( @b4ker-4n0n @scholar-anon-official @milk-lover-anon @observer-anons-eye @coke-zero-anonomous )

((I even had an idea of what happened))

((Baker went to get food, and scholar was showing off one of his inventions and "accidentally" shot coke, then the experiment caught fire, and while the others were helping coke,Observer just stood there watching))

[vivalahannibal]

I'M FUCKING DYING so many people in the comments asking that or thinking they were talking about the historical figure Hannibal are killing me

[ofshivelight]

my religion professor: i heard myself say "this is like brokeback torah" last class about this story about rabbinic homoeroticism, so if i have to clean out my desk and vacate by 5pm today, you know why

[cosmic-tuna]

first thing about ruri rocks: introduction to mineralogy

of course the geo grad student carries a giant hammer she found at a flea market for the sake of breaking rocks. i take back my jokes about the hammer. this is objectively the funniest shit ever, and i would too.

not to mention her seeing this child and being like. well. this girl obviously is gonna get herself lost so i -guess- i'll bring her along and definitely not secretly get her to help with my research

Want more? If I can get to half my 200 usd goal for our overdue rent, I'll dig up either my Rodinia powerpoint or my powerpoint on the great oxygenation event!

[nekomaiddennis]

[w0lfh00d]

Ok but im inconsolable crying of laughter about the most dumb thing, okay?

Hear me out, people always talk about how much jingle noise Emmrich probably does while walking, running, etc.

BUT HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS?!

Does his bracelets and gold stuff jingle while he is being intimate with someone? Does the gold STAY ON during those times?

And if you have an Ingellvar Rook, DO THEY JINGLE TOGETHER?