#IT SHOULD BE MEEE

[august-parker]

Headcanon that It's impossible for the Avengers to pass Steve in a hallway or in a room and not slap his ass full force.

Tony does a light flirty one and makes a (extremely loud and proud) comment about the roundness of it.

Natasha's slaps. Are SLAPS. full force full sending it. Steve will actually yelp, and he never sees it coming. She will pop out of vents and behind corners only to hit his cheeks with the power of seven nuclear power plants.

Clint also pops out of vents to hit him full force

Thor does it to anyone regardless because its funny, but when it comes to Steve he won't hesitate to use the hammer.

Banner will stare at it, but if hulk ever catches Steve. hulk smashes that shit.

Now Bucky. Bucky Barnes.

In the 40's before the serum if he did ever slap Steve's unfortunately flat ass he would 100% fall over and die.

But now.

Now..

He can not only full super serum slap it.

But he can and will also use the metal arm.

Bucky and Natasha team ups are LETHAL. Powerful enough to make that super soldier fall to his knees.

[bohnerrific69]

saw a photo of evan peters as the detective drew foster (from the beauty) nose to nose with his character co-worker and i might explode

[stebbins]

[adeleba]

From one leader, to another

[urjustaguyonahorse]

I really adore the casually prioritized importance of friendships in the new Twisters movie. Like obviously there were sparks of romance that i thoroughly enjoyed but the point is that that was never the point. The way that Javi and Kate took care of each other and looked out for each other even when they were fighting. The way the whole tornado wranglers crew acted like family and welcomed Kate right in. The way Tyler was genuinely interested in getting to know Kate and working together with her. There was no big fight between Javi and Tyler over Kate or anybody else. Kate spent the whole movie processing a lot of trauma and was able to be supported by the friends surrounding her instead of having all of her interactions stopped up with an intense budding romance. I just really love it when friendship and people are the most important things.

[lemonlumens]

dancing

[yayll]

~ a little something about waking up next to Dazai, and he's unbearable as always ~

"I might just eat you alive..." He mumbles to himself, barely audible. His eyes are half-lidded, and he's barely blinked.

He's been watching you sleep next to him curled up like a kitten for the past hour, way past the time you usually wake up. He's the oversleeper, not you, and it makes him hyper aware of your bodily functions and if they're okay. He hasn't eaten properly in days, but you don't need to know that. He's rabid, and he knows he's being a total freak right now, but who will worry for you if not for him? He must rise up to be the voice of reason, the watchful eye that keeps you on track even if he can barely keep himself alive! He wishes you'd stay forever, where he could avoid his problems and take care of your every single need. He should be everything you need... He hopes. Then you'd never leave, and he would make sure to eat more, just for you. How perfect... selfish.

God, he just wants to crawl inside of you and make you his home, it's almost pathetic. You'd find him vile for the things he would do for you and your happiness, despite you already being so accepting of his dark past... You're simply heaven sent. He takes a deep breath, and lightly runs his knuckles down your jawline, as if carving them out of the precious material that you're made of. You begin to stir, and his pupils dilate instantly as he pulls back with anticipation.

"Mmm... Osamu..."

You murmur sleepily as your chest rises up and down ever so slowly. He's freaking out. It's bad for his health to hear the way you say his name as if it were a healing oath, a spell that only works on him.

"Wakey wakey~"

Dazai's propping himself up on one elbow, a calculating smile plastered on his lips as if he were in on something you weren't. You pop open one eye, and groan softly.

"You're up... early"

"Yes!"

"Why..." You yawn like the silly little thing you are. He gasps in mock offense, clutching his chest.

"Can't a fortunate guy like ME just be happy that we both live to see another beautiful day?!"

He winks, and boops the tip of your nose, this gets a muffled snort out of you that causes you to bury your face into the pillow. He's addicted to the rush of causing any joy in your life, it's disgusting. When you don't lift your face back up, he scrunches up his face, and reaches out to stroke a strand of your silky hair, but his intrusive thoughts win and he tugs on it as payback for possibly falling asleep again. He needs your attention, and you're sleeping? Insanity. You swat at him, blindly smacking his arm away.

Oh, how he loves that you're the only person who truly sees him past his myriad of theatrics.

"Oh my... a slap from you feels wonderful!"

He rubs his arm, and grabs the hand that swatted him, bringing it up to kiss the pulse point on your wrist. Feather like kisses, almost undetectable... until you lift your face up from the pillow, finally.

He gazes at you as he rubs his face onto your hand like a cat greeting its owner, purring as if he were starved for affection. For a moment, his gaze becomes more serious, detached, as if he were thrown back into a distant memory. He can't describe the feeling, but the way your hand feels against his cheek is a warmth he hasn't felt in ages. His eyes sting, and he blinks the wetness away before you can notice as he hears your angelic voice again. He's back to his usual self.

"Osamu... You're being annoying"

"You think I'm just annoying?~"

His voice comes out in a tender whisper, his mouth curled up into a mischievous grin. He's insufferable. He could be anything for you if you wanted it. Especially annoying! He almost drools when you roll your eyes affectionately at him, the coldness in his heart disappears as he leans in just a little, invading your personal space as always, eager to hear your reply.

"Amongst other things, yes..."

You flash him a sweet little smile, and it mends all that is wrong in the world. The pink in your cheeks is starting to turn red, and it sends him to the moon. He hums, slowly nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck, it's his turn to curl up. You run your fingers through his messy hair that tickles you, feeling the warmth of Dazai's breaths against the back of your ear.

"Hmm, do I look like a pillow to you?"

He can hear the smile in your murmur, and he pulls back from your neck briefly, peering at you through his messy bangs, those intense hazelnut eyes demanding your attention, and his voice drips with an aching devotion that oozes like honey. he moves his lips to your ear, and whispers.

".. You look like an angel to me."

He watches you self destruct at his painfully smooth delivery of a compliment, and secretly rewards himself for once again giving you another reason to never leave. He's got it all!

Romance, self deprecating humor, an inability to properly process his emotions and grief, but more importantly, an undying commitment to stay alive against all odds so that he may see another day of you in his arms... or you helping him change his bandages... or-

He's cut short by you grabbing the sides of his face and pulling him into the most sinfully delicious kiss known to man, and he could swear that despite all his efforts, this might be what ACTUALLY kills him.

[wolfythewitch]

Tim, calling martin: hoy bading

Jon, turning around: what

[asterronomical]

me and the baddie i pulled by being silly and whimsical

[choccy-milky]

✨ pokémon AU! 🔴✨ clora is mainly fairy & psychic (bc shes sweet but also smart) whereas seb trends towards fire/dark (even tho i only ended up giving him 1 dark pokemon...shhh) i originally gave him a houndour, bc dark + guard dog was such a perfect combo for him, but arcanine ALSO suits him and is way cuter so i had to go with that 🥹 and i had to fit in a raven and a snake pokemon somewhere bc...cmon🥰 BAHAHA

TYSM to the anon who inspired this!! it was so much fun

[queeniehostapasta]

Nothing to see here folks! Just some good old fashioned Saiyan grooming between rivals! ..I think….

Silly tail alt ^^ (ermmm erghh I can explain myself)

[wenttotheairport]

i can't stop laughing at the idea of sgt. athena grant-nash absolutely adoring ravi & ravi being absolutely terrified of her. the 118 all descending on ravi for at least seven separate shovel talks. ambushing him in the supply closet & staring at him really intensely. athena catches bobby speaking somewhat sternly to ravi on-scene and whacks him in the head with a rolled up magazine. gives ravi a little 'hehe i've got your back' wink. ravi, eyes the size of saucers, formally salutes her. hen (who is for sure the worst one btw.) glares at ravi while athena is having lunch at the station with them & athena is like Do Not Look At That Sweet Boy Like That Henrietta. hen raises an eyebrow like damn i didn't know y'all were close like that & goes back to eating. ravi is sweating bullets. he's never been so stressed out in his life. meanwhile athena is sitting there like :) what a nice young man :)

[potato-lord-but-not]

Wanted to do the arcane artstyle thang :^) probably would’ve looked better digital but w h a g e v e r.

here’s a little speeddraw also :))))))

[copia]

endless ghifs 11/? ⛧ source — "I don't wanna end like this—"

[phonification]

i cant stop thinking of ghost knife possessing balloon whenever hes hanging out with suitcase and goofing around

[supranatra]

How we feeling abt the dmc3 x lollipop chainsaw au