#James ‘chicken and a can of coke’ potter
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Sirius - Polish, English and French, lives in London Remus - Welsh and Scottish, lives in Conwy James - Bengali and English, lives in liverpool Peter - English, lives in Leeds
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“i am flawless, thank you for noticing”
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HOW I IMAGINE THE PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OF THE NEXT GEN. HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS...
Teddy Lupin
okay, so teddy is very tall - like 6′2 (188 cm)
also, their hair is pretty magical
it’s usually blue but when victoire kisses them it turns pink also, like i said earlier, it perpetually sticks up in the back, and it curls around their ears
brown eyes
and i headcanon a latino! remus lupin, so teddy has some really clear, tanned skin
Victoire Weasley
so homegirl is part veela, so we know she’s really pretty but not the prettiest - louis holds that spot
she’s like a carbon copy of her mom, but with a couple of differences
she has freckles all over her arms and a bit on her face
really long, blonde hair that holds a curl really nice
she’s also pretty tall, i’m thinking around 5′11 (180 cm)
that doesn’t stop her from wearing heels though
Lysander Scamander
so i have already mentioned that he has kinda curly light brown hair and big blue eyes
i also mentioned that this boy has a serious freckle problem
but don’t worry fam, he can make it work
his hair is on point most of the time, always styled and it looks effortless even though he probably spends a decent amount of time on it
he’s probably like 5′9 (175 cm)
Lorcan Scamander
blue eyes and dirty blonde hair that is longer - he can pull it into a tiny bun and dominique definitely is the one who does it for him all the time
doesn’t actually have any freckles on his face, just on his back, arms, and legs
his nose is slightly crooked - you can tell it used to be really straight but then he broke it twice playing quidditch and once because lysander threw a book at him when he was being annoying, you know, like brothers do
5′9 (180 cm)
Dominique Weasley
has really clear skin, and a cute button nose
shoulder length blonde hair and hazel-ish eyes that go from bright green to brown
shorter than the rest of her siblings at 5′6 (168 cm)
she is really pretty too (i mean, have you seen her parents) but she usually tends to downplay it rather than perpetuate it like her sister
but she frequently experiments with her hairstyles and looks good with literally everything
wonderful face shape
Molly Weasley II
cheekbones that could kill a man
a reddish brown bob with hazel eyes
a small nose that’s kinda pointy
she definitely has a widow's peak
5′3 (160 cm)
Louis Weasley
a blonde with really bright blue eyes
he’s around 5′8 (173 cm) which makes victoire the tallest something she mentions on the daily
he definitely has bigger lips that he’s kind of insecure of, but literally, everyone loves them
his nose is a long one and his skin is very clear
Fred Weasley II
so we all know this boy has amazing dark skin because he looks so much like his mother
his hair is curly and red and so help him god, if you do not ask before touching it, it will be the last thing you ever touch
deep brown eyes that are set behind his glasses
his facial expressions are all george though
5′8 (173 cm)
oof
James Sirius Potter
so i’ve already mentioned his god awful hair and his hazel eyes
it’s dark brown, btw
and like, he’s short. like, 5′5 (165 cm) short
albus will make fun of him so hard.
he’s one of those kids who always looks like they could be up to something when he’s honestly just thinking about chicken nuggets???
his hair - once he grows into it - is an effortlessly messy but beautiful look and literally, everyone (except fred) is jealous of it
green eyes (it’s a potter curse)
also - dimples
Albus Severus Potter
so he has the darkest, jet black hair.
he keeps it nice and tidy and actually tries to look put together so that people will remember him for something other than having the name of people who died
he doesn’t want to ride on the coattails of anyone else’s fame - he wants to be his own dude
and we know this boy has some crazy green eyes
like, harry’s eyes were green, but nothing is this green
and our boi was short for a hot minute, but in fourth year he just sprouts
we’re talking a solid 6′0 (183 cm)
he very rarely ever stands up straight tho, so whenever he does it’s really intimidating
Rose Granger-Weasley
okay, so being the daughter of ron - the most freckled of the weasleys (fite me on this) - this girl has some freckle issues
like, you could split her freckles onto three separate people and you would say that they had a lot
furthermore, she has some wonderfully curly, dark brown hair
the only difference is that it’s not too frizzy, which hermione was so happy about she almost cried
(she still has issues getting her hair to be tamed)
our girl is about 5′4-5′5 (163-165 cm)
also, i headcanon a black! hermione, so our girl has the most beautiful, dark skin
Scorpius Malfoy
first of all, our boy has some sharp cheekbones
be careful albus - you just might cut yourself
but he’s always so polite and smiley that it’s not something that makes him too regal looking
his eyes are a grey-ish blue but are big and so very kind
he has blonde hair like his pops, but it’s less slicked back and severe
he’s overall just softer than his dad but almost a carbon copy
5′7 (170 cm)
Lucy Weasley
light brown hair that has a natural soft wave to it and is super bouncy
round, coke bottle glasses that are actually really cute
they make her brown eyes big and wide
what a sunshine child, she lives in pastels i swear
5′4 (163 cm)
soft features that make you just smile
Hugo Granger-Weasley
we’ve already talked about his curly red hair briefly
but my lord, is it a mess
it bounces all over the place and is kinda long so his bangs kinda fall in his eyes - which are brown and big
honestly, he’s kind of a heartthrob, guys
his freckles are all concentrated on his face, most notably his nose
they would be his defining trait if he wasn’t smiling all the time
he’s lighter than his sister but still has a nice tan to his skin
(and y’all can fight me on this, biracial kids can be a myriad of colors)
he’s a solid 6′0 (183 cm)
Roxanne Weasley
okay, so first of all, homegirl has some long hair
i guess you would call it wavy, but it’s most defining trait is that it is thicc
and it’s jet black and beautiful
eyes?? 10/10 hazel and piercing
and she has all of her mother’s passion behind them
and she’s tall and lanky like her dad
and she is one of the few to be freckleless, but homegirl has enough charisma she doesn’t need any
she’s also taller than her bro, which she’s very proud of - 5′11 (180 cm)
Lily Luna Potter
she has reddish brown hair that’s in a long bob
it’s straight and actually kinda thin
also, she’s taller than james sirius and they make fun of him for his height at every given opportunity - she’s like 5′7 (170 cm)
carries on the potter legacy with green eyes
a lot of people say she looks like her grandma, lily.
which of course means a sprinkling of freckles
but more so means a kind smile that can turn on you in seconds
AND FLUFF ENSUES. (also, their names are in order of their age in relation to each other, so there’s that)
#teddy lupin#victoire weasley#lysander scamander#lorcan scamander#dominique weasley#molly weasley ii#louis weasley#fred weasley ii#james sirius potter#Albus Severus Potter#rose granger weasley#scorpius malfoy#lucy weasley#hugo granger weasley#roxanne weasley#lily luna potter#hpnextgenheadcanons
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Harry Potter as vine
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*voldemort jump scares harry*
Harry: bitch I could’ve dropped my croissant
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Ginny: Mum, say ‘who want lasagne?’”
Molly: who want UMPH
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Fred: I’m in my mums car
George: broom broom
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Ron: man I love chicken strips
Hermione: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
Hermione out of car window: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS
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Albus and Scropius are in a hot tub
Rose: two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay
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Peter: I’m still working on my coke addiction. My Diet Coke addiction hahaha
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Hermione: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag
Lavender: You spilt... lipstick.... in my Valentino
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*rushing into a car*
Sirius: drive Remus they’re following me!
Remus: omg who’s following you
Sirius: THE BUGS
Remus: tHe BuGs
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*doing an impression of Hermione*
Ron: that is not correct because according to the encyclopaedia of ablubabkdj
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Draco: road work ahead! Yeah I sure hope it does.
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Harry: welcome back to me screaming.... AAAHHHHAAHHHH
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*looking at deer gathering in the forest*
Ron: *sneezes*
*all deer run away*
Hermione: oh nice Ron!
Ron: I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze!
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*Harry fighting a death eater*
Ron: Hey, can I get a waffle?
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Ginny: Yo what are we about to do?
Luna: drink this Firewhiskey bottle whole.
*drinks and spits it back out immediately*
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James: You should have the orange soda it’s really nice
Lily: okay.
Lily: can I please have the strawberry soda?
James: *deathglare*
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McGonagall: What the FUCK is up Albus? No what did you say? What the fuck dude? Step the fuck back!
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James: I thought you were bae. Turns out you were just fam.
Sirius: bro
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Harry: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed.
*dancing*
Ginny and Harry: WHAT YOU GON DO
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*hermione @ crookshanks*
I WANT TO SEE MY BABY BOY MY BABY BOY
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Sirius: hi everyone my brother pushed me so I’ve set up a go fund me so I can kill him. The benefits of killing him would be that I’d get pushed less.
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*james does a cool trick on a broom*
Peter: that was legitness
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*@ sirius*
Remus: I love you... BITCH
Remus: I ain’t ever gon stop loving you... BBBIIIITTTCHHH
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It’s not you that’s ugly, society is
Voldemort: I KNEW IT
#harry potter#vine#jily#wolfstar#hinny#weasleys#romione#scorbus#shitpost#ron weasley#hermionegranger#ginny weasley#harry x ginny#ron x hermione#marauders era#golden trio#next gen#im gonna stop tagging now#k bye
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I’m doing this bc @meg-giry tagged me
Name: Harri
Age: 22
Likes: books, finding new music to listen to, anime, Haikyuu, Diet Coke, dancing, single player gaming, star gazing, thinking about aliens
Dislikes: Donald trump, bullies, people who won’t let you change the tv channel even when they’re not watching, shouting at the dinner table, snow, early mornings
Favourite films: fantastic beasts and where to find them, calamity Jane, girl interrupted, this is spinal tap, Paul, Shaun of the dead, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, home, the great mouse detective, Disney Robin Hood, howls moving castle, princess mononoke, the anthem of the heart
Hobbies: Dancing, writing fanfiction, gaming, reading as many books as I can, watching anime, learning Japanese
Favourite Characters: Terushima Yuuji (Haikyuu), Dazai osamu (bsd), katsuki Yuuri (yoi), Sugawara koushi (Haikyuu), mordecai (borderlands), shiota nagisa (assassination classroom), Spencer Reid (criminal minds), ukai Keishin (Haikyuu), Tendou satori (Haikyuu), twelve (znt), jacuzzi splott (baccano)
Favourite Music: twenty one pilots, Fiona Apple, nico touches the Walls, gazette, burnout syndrome, spyair, milky chance, ted Leo and the pharmacists, bad Suns, neon trees, the ready set, brick + mortar, bradio, cobra starship, ima robot, frankmusik, the who, blue oyster cult, Judas Priest, trivium, megadeth, bump of chicken, slipknot, miser, cake, ladyhawke
Favourite Literature: Loud in the house of myself, Harry Potter, Haikyuu manga (that counts as literature right xD ), a girl called blue, I coriander, life an exploded diagram, chaos walking, Les miserables, vilette, the flight of the heron, etta and otto and Russell and James, do androids dream of electric sheep
Favourite Food: Macaroni cheese, Diet Coke, vodka
Favourite TV series: Criminal minds, CSI, the bridge, doctor who, x files, Haikyuu, Yuri on ice, baccano, death parade, bungou stray dogs, Star Trek tos, Star Trek voyager, zankyou no terror, no. 6
Favourite quotes: ‘If you’re gonna hit it, hit it until it breaks’ 'Because people don’t have wings, we look for ways to fly’ 'So big, so angry, so dead’
Anyway I tag: @mcmochaz @hopewhofellintoatv @dont-forget-your-towel
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