#KOLBASOS

[shinakazami1]

happy day of birth!!!! 😜😜😜🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I GOT SO FRICKING CHEERY IN VOICE CHAT AND KEPT SAYING "OH MY GOD" ORD ALMIGHTY THE FRICKING CAKE THE POSE THE WAY YOU DID HIM IN MY FAV SUIT OF HIS, HE LOOKS SOOSOSOSO GOOD AND THE COLOURS LORD THANK YOU SO FRICKING MUCH EVERYONE STARE AT THIS CUS ELSE IM GONNA CRI

[the-cpu-system]

Message to the Handsome Jack artists out there

[tossball-stick]

writing a long rant about how stupid it is to boast about borderlands being a woke game or whatever you wanna call it before remembering everyone left in the borderlands fandom is like 16 or are people who peaked in highschool so they still act like teenagers. i gotta remember that every time i wanna blog about borderlands. every time i see a stupid opinion. i gotta remember its probably a teenager or a self described fandom mom writing it

[interoteme]

My part of an art trade with @kolbasos

[burntficus]

sketch commission for @kolbasos of her lovely fem!Jack!!

[diertlag]

art for trade with @kolbasos <3

[wittness]

@kolbasos sorry, just had to tag you in the thought. this on a mug AHAHEHHS. same energy as #1 boss / dad.

[mcckenny]

hey hope u know kolbasos has literally said they dont care that jack has coerced timothy/abused him and ship tags them anyway

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but yr talking to someone who ships batjokes so…i think fiction can explore these hard topics and as a SA and abuse survivor I don't think we should persecute artists for portraying fictional people in fictional relationships. Obviously there's limits to this like CP and other things that are straight up illegal but as for ships where both people are adults I don't really think it's a big deal to me personally. Feel free to block me if that makes you uncomfortable.

[shinakazami1]

BL3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot - notes on Timothy + theories

Ok this is more of me just trying to take notes on his character for some future projects in one place ohisafiosfa

1) Timothy's behaviour and appearance

a) Introducing with his name

In Pre-Sequel, Timothy is established to have a face bomb that prevents him from saying his name. When he gets to Roland, he also says his name rhymes with Jimothy.

But in BL3, he just... introduces himself?

"But my name is just Timothy."

During the DLC, he mentions that his face-bomb stops him from escaping the casino. My best bet is that the face bomb got reprogrammed and can have a limited amount of conditions that might cause it to blow up.

b) Injected with Jack's DNA...or is he

Timothy is the reason why we believe the body doubles (or at least Tim) has Jack's DNA in them, causing them to talk like him.

"Follow this fine ass! Uh, god."

But as we see the body double in BL2, some get voice lines to say to seem Jack. (BTW I really love @kolbasos ' headcanon that Timothy is the only doppelganger that got plastic surgery).

To me, Timothy was onlymade to believe that DNA thing (as DNA shouldn't have behavioral traits in them), just like he was made to believe he was branded with the Vault mark (headcanon taken from @kitkat578 ).

Kit noticed that if Timothy had the same Vault mark as Jack, we would see it through the crack in the mask. Yet it's just not there!! Not a single blue tint anywhere on that skin!

Like, even Customer 1345 has some more resembling of that mark than him. The marks could possibly be just afterdoing when people find out Jack is dead and thus the guy just got the marks which even more makes it weird that we can't see Timothy's mark.

It is plausible that the amnestic anaesthetic mentioned in Pre Sequel tapes is a bit of a key. Timothy might not remember every single operation well enough or might have memories scrapped, so he just has some lies surrounding those moments.

Vault Mark seems like something Jack wouldn't want people to know about - that's why he has the mask, duh. But Timothy knows about it anyway. It's possible that he had some surgery to get the mask hinges on him, and was told he also got the mark just so he would resent Lilith and everybody connected to her.

With the DNA part - I think it's supposed to serve as motivation. Timothy was shit at acting as Jack in Pre-Sequel. Most people knew he wasn't Jack, he even introduced himself as not-Jack, during Space Slam and most people refer to him as Vault Hunter. It's really rare for him to act as the dude he is paid to act as. I think this lie was either told to him or he made it up, as he started at some point to say and think like Jack more. Even if he hates it, giving himself an excuse for it could help him get more and more into the role, or he would talk way more often like Jack.

c) Swearing

A thing that seems to be very silly about Borderlands series is its relationship with cursing. Handsome Jack is a great example of it- he doesn't like some curses. It's why Angel seems to hlt herself sometimes before cursing. Mr. Torgue has a censor wired to his voicebox due to the shareholders so, maybe Jack wants to keep those happy, too.

Timothy seems to be weirded out to being able to say "asshole" instead of a-hole, when referring to Pretty Boy. It's possibly either a voice modulator censorship or another face bomb thing that just like his name, got reprogrammed to only not letting him out.

He gets so happy he says it two times in a row foahissioa (also off top but his planning skills seem to match Rhys' <3)

2) Moxxi

a) Moxxi seems not to trust Timothy. It may be just due to him working for Handsome Jack for so many years. If there is some other reason though, feel free to tell me :0c

b) Date

Timothy mentions that when Jack got "mega-rich", Jack wanted to win Moxxi back, so Timothy went on a date with her. The issue I have with it, however, is when this date could have taken place.

In Pre-Sequel, when we meet Moxxi for the first time, Timothy says this:

"Holy shi-- hi! I'm uh -- Jack. Obviously. And I need your help. Are you SURE we're not dating? -- Wow!"

Due to his reaction, it feels as if this was really their first meeting. But there are only points in the story where the date could have canonically taken place:

Before Pre-Sequel (I think already after wife's death due to Jack's possible bad behaviour in the break up):

For: - Jack had just gotten rich enough to try to get Moxxi back. - Timothy's reaction can be like this due to just the outfit. Moxxi went on the date just due to hunger so she could have dressed more casually (just like in her garage outfit). - Timothy also at one point asks her to marry him. Iif they already had this date, it would also be an aftereffect to knowing each other better.

Against: - This dialogue really feels like their first meeting. - Timothy seems so focused on getting that second date in-game that it feels like it was their last meeting. But it's not a strong point, since it might just be him wanting to get a second date, who knows.

Before BL2:

For: - Jack got even richer. - They already knew each other so she would know that the body double she is spending time with is Timothy. - This moment could potentially strengthen his crush on her after she tried to destroy Jack in Pre-Sequel, esp since this would mean Timothy also would have died

Against: - Jack doesn't seem like a guy who would want a relationship with someone who tried to kill him ohsoai and he was already getting with Nisha - Jack has a part in the casino called "Foxxxi's" - which shows just how much he dislikes her.

While before Pre-Sequel makes sense, both options are plausible.

[the-cpu-system]

I've drawn Max at every stage in his life except the dreaded 40s.... I don't know why I was having so much trouble with just making him middle-aged.

Now, tho, low and behold the sketch of Max around 43 years old!!

Those are his nipple piercings -._-. ,,, don't get any funny ideas about it.

But he's inspired a lot by depictions of fortune tellers and that typical whole aesthetic. I know a lot of that comes from Romani culture and stereotypes— so I hope there's nothing offensive there! Just went off what felt right for him.

Around this time in his life, either his living with Jack most the time and taking care of him if we're going noncanon route, and he's spending more time on Helios. He wouldn't go out onto the station, just stay in keeping the (what, now 60? 70?) older Jack company.

If we're going on canon, Jack would be long dead, and Max would still be picking up his life and trying to figure out what to do. Without any liberating really being needed, he's without purpose!

I think he'd be traveling more. Visiting the parts of Pandora he never had. I also think he'd become a lot more "religious" at this time? Spiritual, of course, he's definitely in that vein of pagan. Goes around, reads palms and uses tarot cards. A gypsy, I guess, if that term is PC?

Close up and side profileeee,

[tossball-stick]

the cycle is

feel burnt out on writing my fic

jackothy comes on my dash again

i get obsessed

write a few paragraphs

feel burnt out on writing my fic

[towerartt]

For the fandom game, 1 6 11

And any outfit you like on Rhys the most? 👀👀

1. OTP

jackothy, but rhack is a close second

6. Show us a bit of a WIP!

The beginning of a fic I've been working on. Started reading Dune and I really enjoy the way Herbert does exposition by including those segments of in-universe books. (On the topic of Dune what If I said. AU in which Jack is Lady Jessica and Angel is Paul. They would be a doomed child/parent duo in every universe <33) anyway. I am hoping to post it this month but college might get in the way of that

11. What's your favourite piece of fanart for jackothy?

AHHH it's hard to choose just one, the bl artists are all so talented.. I think I would have to go with this piece by Kolbasos :33

AND NOW. Rhys' outfit.

I KNOOOW that we never saw it in the games but the one on the right... It would make so much sense for him to start dressing in this casual military style, given that he is leading Atlas. He should dress up as a general the same way Jack dresses up as a vault hunter tbh.. Frauds, both of them <33

[hellofwinnie]

Spending my day with this face.

Yesterday before sleep I saw that @kolbasos followed me back and I was like 🤩hehe🥰 BEACSUE I LOVE YOU ART WHAT HYPERION PERFECTION EVERYONE AND EVERYTHKNF JUST THE WAY THE JACKOTHY GODS INTENDED SKDJDHDHDK!!! 1!

But then I woke up and saw the comment too 😭😭😭💔

Thank you so much for reading and taking time to leave the feedback!!! ❤️‍🩹

Obvs it's only half through the entire story and the next chapter is officially sped up like 300%. Yes I'm revising it right now bc reasons totally unrelated to being precived as myslef and as my story (no).

[mi-estas-birdo]

Esperanta Vortlisto: Manĝaĵo kaj trinkaĵo

manĝo - meal

matenmanĝo - breakfast (morning meal)

tagmanĝo - lunch (day meal)

vespermanĝo - tea (evening meal)

Manĝaĵoj (foods):

pano - bread

supo - soup

salato - salad

pico - pizza

burgero - burger

fritoj - chips, fries (pl) (also: terpomfritoj)

rizo - rice

sandviĉo - sandwich

kuko - cake

biskvito - biscuit, cookie

ĉokolado - chocolate

Viando kaj laktaĵoj (meat and dairy):

viando - meat

kokaĵo - chicken (as a food)

bovaĵo - beef

porkaĵo - pork

ŝinko - ham

kolbaso - sausage

fiŝaĵo - fish (as a food)

fromaĝo - cheese

lakto - milk

butero - butter

ovo - egg

Fruktoj (fruit):

pomo - apple

oranĝo - orange

banano - banana

piro - pear

granato - pomegranate

frago - strawberry

frambo - raspberry

tomato - tomato

citrono - lemon

ananaso - pineapple

melono - melon

akvomelono - watermelon

vinberoj - grapes (pl)

kokoso - coconut

Legomoj (vegetables):

terpomo - potato

cepo - onion

ajlo - garlic

laktuko - lettuce

karoto - carrot

brasiko - cabbage

florbrasiko - cauliflower

maizo - corn, maize

kapsiko - bellpepper

pizoj - peas (pl)

Trinkaĵoj (drinks):

akvo - water

teo - tea

kafo - coffee

suko - juice

vino - wine

biero - beer

alkoholo - alcohol

alkoholaĵo - an alcoholic drink

Aliaj:

sukero - sugar

salo - salt

oleo - oil

graso - fat

spico - spice

* Banner taken from Jen Nia Mondo

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[four-bastard-bustle]

theres an artist called kolbasos (they were also ded-v-obed i think?) and you might like how they draw future edd. they arent on tumblr tho unfortunately

probably not ded-v-obed but still a very nice artist so thanks for sharing