#Keyboard Smashing

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SOME FEELINGS ARE BETTER EXPRESSED WITH ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDS!!!

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2012 Calendar ~ 

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Straight friend: Ha ha who did this? 😂😂🔥🔥💯👌👌👌 It's lit

Me, a gay, already in tears: Amdndjkdd what does this say sksnsklskd

[lilymaylovelesss]

KLSDJKLSDJKLDJKL;SDJLSDJKLL;KJKL

[sekairis]

9/∞ Exo gifs 

Kris and luhan chest bumping and holding hands!

[bandydear]

Ugh I just can't wait for Stephwing

The world needs more Bruce/Steph Batman and Robin-ing. With her totally capable of calling him on his shit while still being a total goof. I just want lots of Bruce-brooding interrupted by Steph sitting on him and making train noises.

"Choo-choo! Everybody ride the angst train!"

And he mumble-grumbles but secretly likes it. Because Bruce still misses having Dick climbing him and quipping constantly. I bet Steph even does a whole bunch of "Holy _____ Batman!"s.

She is the Will Smith to his Tommy Lee Jones in Men In Black. They'll sit in the Batmobile eating doughnuts and she'll narrate the people on the streets thoughts and he will grunt.

"Nightwing, this is serious business."

"You did not just say that with a straight face. No one with an internet connection can say that with a straight face."

"Stop talking."

These are all the amazing things that could have happened it Steph had been Robin for longer than a few weeks. NOW IT MUST BE DONE AS NIGHTWING. 

[hieroglyphwitch]

i made a meme for these trying quarantine times

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the sixth doctor

Okay, I genuinely thought that people were exaggerating how cocky he was. Of course, being the noob I am, I haven't actually watched him yet.

Then I watched Colin Baker's first scene.

Holy crud, you weren't exaggerating.

I just watched Six fall in love with himself and compliment himself in the mirror.

[alteridemlynch]

Keyboard Smashing for Dummies

What to do:

bang your hands on the keyboard for a few seconds--or longer, if there are a lot of feels present

What not to do: 

type out letters in a specific order

keyboard smash for a few letters, then copy and paste

hold down the same key

go down the line of letters

delete any keyboard smashing. even symbols. 

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mimosprim

i fucking hate whiteboard fox

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KEDS THAILAND JUST CALLED ME AND TOLD ME THAT I GOT A FUCKING MEET AND GREET TICKET FOR TAY'S CONCERT ON 9TH JUNE. A FUCKING M&G THAT'S LIKE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER. OMFG

IM NOT EVEN JOKING. I DON'T EVEN MAKE TEXT POST. I NEVER MAKE TEXT POST. IM CRYING.

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{DRABBLE 3}

He sighs and pushes open the door, the lights in the living room flicked off as Kyungsoo leaves to his room. Baekhyun is sure that the other will have to turn around and make a sandwich for Jongin who would wake up as soon Kyungsoo enters their room. Those two are wired like that. 

He switches on the lights and his eyes go to the corner bed, where there is a great lump of the Park Chanyeol under blankets. A faint smile appears on his lips at the way his best friend is sleeping, half parted lips and doe eyes closed, face relaxed and actually normal. Baekhyun closes the door softly and tiptoes towards the sleeping lump. He leans forward and traces the air above those pink lips, hot breath feathering past his fingers, and observes the way his eyes flicker, as if seeing dreams. Seeing Chanyeol sleep is oddly relaxing. 

He straightens and heads to take a shower when pinned behind the door is a note which says, "don't shower at night. your throat will get worse" in Chanyeol's scrawl. Baekhyun huffs. Even at sleep the younger annoys him. 

(but he does love him)

Okay, Baekhuyn will have a bath. And he does just that, entering the room again, shivering and cursing the members for using up all the hot water. One reason why he hates coming home late. 

He stumbles to his closet and chooses a jumper, pulling it on and glances back at the lump on the bed. It is not moving. He resumes pulling on clothes and then scrambles to get to bed without freezing his feet. A cough hacks its way out of his throat and he pauses, letting the fit  pass. Panting, he gets onto bed and then only spots the thermos bottle on the desk. An obscenely neon yellow post-it note is stuck on it. Baekhyun hurries towards it, uncaring of cold feet. The note reads, "drink this and take some strepsils. C U TMRW. CY" 

Warmth spreads through him, from his heart to the tips of his fingers. How could he not love this guy. He sniffs the steaming liquid inside the bottle and smiles. Herbal tea, with a hint of chamomile. He pours himself a cup and sips, eyes falling on Chanyeol's figure. He should thank him in the morning. 

He sleeps that night, eyes facing Chanyeol's direction, throat soothed and heart warm. 

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                               "HAHAHAHAHAHA."

Baekhyun wakes up to obnoxious laughter and he frowns. He wants sleep and sleep he will. He turns over and faces the wall. 

"Baek, look at me!"

"No," he mumbles into the pillow.

Yes, his mind says. He cracks an eye open because, Park Chanyeol is irresistible. He faces he other, sitting up and grumbles, "What."

"Look at my hair!"

Baekhyun squints at the sunlight streaming in behind Chanyeol and then focuses on the tall boy. 

He gasps. "What did you do to it?"

The other grins broadly. "I slept with hairspray last night." His eyes rove over Baekhyun's face and says, "Looks like you did as well."

His hands fly to his hair and urgh ewww he had forgotten. 

"We look retarded," Chanyeol proudly proclaims. His eyes brightens and goes, "Aha!" Baekhyun knows that it isn't a good idea. 

"Selca!" the other crows. Chanyeol is always hyper during mornings. 

"Selca?" Baekhyun repeats horrified. "Nonono."

"Yes!" Chanyeol jumps on the bed and pins Baekhyun under him. The older works hard to breathe. He snuggles next to Baekhyun, shoving his face into the other's neck and raises a long hand. 

"Smile Baek," he says, the deep rumble doing things to Baekhyun's heart and he stretches his lips to resemble a smile, cheeks red. 

The camera flashes and he silently says, "I love you."

[manicpussydreamboi]

when you realize beauty is found in everything (yes that includes you) and you just adlkgjaskljgdlkasjda also i'm gay

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