#Lurker’s Guide

[ncc-42069]

Here is your reminder that the groundbreaking “Lurker’s Guide to Babylon 5” which predates Wikipedia by 8 years, is still online, ad-free, and endlessly useful.

[soft5ku11]

REALLLLY starting to notice that mass twitter/DA exodus in the makeup of my notes on my art.

FUCKING REBLOG STUFF! THATS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO WORK! TUMBLR IS NOT ALGORITHM DRIVEN! IT'S NOT REGULAR SOCIAL MEDIA, IT'S BLOGGING WITH A SOCIAL MEDIA ASPECT TIED ONTO IT!!

[larphis]

It’s so sad to me how scared the Twitter and Reddit refugees are of making mistakes on this website.

Dear refugees, as someone who used to be on both Twitter and Reddit but who uses Tumblr the longest of all sites (besides Youtube):

This is the website without cringe culture. Don’t be ashamed. You won’t get downvoted or beat up for even your weirdest opinions because frankly, 90% of the users on this website are either neurodivergent or queer or a mix of both (me, I’m talking about me)

This website is like the table of bullied kids you always used to avoid in highschool.

We all know we’re different, strange, cringy, obsessive.

That’s why this place holds so little judgement.

We aren’t insecure incels. We embrace our differences.

So if you want to talk about your unhealthy life obsession dedicated to a sidecharacter from an unknown animated movie from 1978 that had approximately 2 minutes of screen time - do it.

Heck even dedicate a whole sideblog to them for fucks sake.

This platform is literally what the ancient prophecy has foretold:

We are cringe, but we are free

[presidentdisastraofgallifrey]

Got a new and very relevant sticker for my bujo!

[daemonbrain]

Part 2

1.8k, cw: ghosts a pervert, smut, readers husband is piece of work, not proofread.

Simon Riley who first saw you at the butcher's shop on the phone. 

You were a pretty thing. Wearing a pink little yoga set, one arm holding your mat and the other holding your phone to your ear as you wait for the butcher to bring out your cut of meat.

Which was taking a long time

Simon would’ve had it chopped and packed to go by now. Though, he can’t complain with the view he has of your ass- you. The man was touch starved. He hadn’t been back home in a while, back-to-back deployments keeping him occupied. His only company being his calloused and scraped hands roughly jerking himself until he came, bordering on unpleasurable. Not what some could consider enjoyable, but try being in the middle of fuckin’ nowhere for weeks on end and see if you care so much about gentle.

The borderline perverted look you were blissfully unaware of was tracking down your form. He stared at the way the material tightly clung on to every bit of you in a welcoming way, a second skin. The sweat on you from your little session.

Just how flexible does yoga make a bird like you?

It was only when he heard a grating sound come from your phone that he snapped out of his trance. Even with his bad ears from all the bullets whizzing past him, bombs going off within meters of him, and the usual shit show he did for a living he could hear the voice which bled through your phone's speaker.

"Get me a steak this time. Nonna that nasty shit from last time!"

You hurriedly turned your volume down as it blasted in your ear, startled by the voice. Chewing on your lip you pivoted towards the counter to see if your order had been brought out; the motion to no avail as the employee continued chopping away in the back room.

It was only when your other hand came into full view from the motion he noticed the absolute rock on your finger.

"Honey, I thought the salmon was pretty good." That prick clearly firing something back as you winced away from your phone once again. Gritting your teeth as if biting back your arguments, looking around to occupy your time as the man on the phone continues to speak. "I know... I'm sorry. Don't worry, it'll be ready by 7." You placatingly cooed.

"Listen, I have to go. I love y-" You began, but the moment the words tumbled from your lips you pulled the phone fully from your cheek to see a blank screen with the time staring back on you. The asshole hung up!

What a fuckin tosser.

Simon hears the butcher finally call your name with familiarity and with a sigh you step towards the counter. 

He leaned on to the wall further as he had been the entire time. Silent. Unsettling. A stark contrast to your bright appearance in the shop, the larger man brooded in his corner waiting his turn.

“See ya’ next Friday!” You still managed a bright smile at the butcher who handed you your meat.

A mild thing like you really shouldn’t be talked to so thoughtlessly, some guys are fuckwits though. He never liked the type. Why lock a bird down with a ring if you were gonna be mean to her?

“S’cuse me sir, i’m just gonna push past you here” You asked. With widened eyes, Simon gruffly mumbled a “Yeah,” out before creating a stupidly small space.

Maybe he really did want you to push past him. Or just push up on him but oh well.

Sweeping past him, you give him a toothy smile as you had so sweetly done to the butcher, as if you hadn’t got yelled at less than five minutes ago. God you really have no common sense, beaming up at the lurker in the corner at least twice your size. A girl as pretty as you should really stick to herself.

From that interaction on, Simon found himself being guided by the memory of you back to the butcher shop the next Friday.

And the next…

And the next.

Every week progressively standing closer and closer to you as you picked up your usual order. One day you had taken the liberty of starting small talk with him after recognizing his unmistakable stature. After all, there were only so many people you had seen in this shop and none so… large.

You could not deny you found this mystery man disquieting. Always dressed in dark colours, not so much as a word coming from him. Like clockwork you would come in after hot yoga, greet the butcher, he would come in, silence would ensue as you both waited for your meat, and you would leave with a quick smile.

It was rude. He had never even said a simple hello to you! Though, you suppose that it could be due to your own curt exits. The thought of the unkindness you might’ve exhibited subconsciously sent your mind into a spiral, leading to your abrupt introduction.

After all, who were you to judge! Kindness is and should always be the response in your books.

At this kindness, Simon swore he had to take a breath in as you politely outstretched your hand and spoke your name casually. Tilting his head down to your face he raises a brow skeptically, and then firmly shakes your head.

He failed to hide the shudder which wracked his body. The way your hand effortlessly slipped into his. Soft and manicured engulfed in his.

“Simon.”

“Well it’s good to meet you Simon” With the twinkly little smile you would grace him as you hauled it out of the shop. He felt the shiver go down his spine a second time when you spoke his name for the first time.

And then- it happened.

You giggled. A soft thing, no doubt intended to be small. It wasn’t to Simon though. It reverberated throughout the room, rang so prettily in his ears. Fuck. He would remember that sound later on tonight.

“Are you cold? You keep shivering. It’s pretty harsh out there right now.”

“Nah. Not really.” His accent thick as he shrugged.

Letting out a little “mhm” you nod and look back to the counter.

“I was freezing outside! Usually I walk home-” Simon already knew that “-but today I called my husband to come grab me! Way too cold!”

That visibly made him stiffen. Of course. Perfectly normal that guy is coming to get you, he’d be an idiot to leave you walking home alone in the cold.

If you were his girl, Simon wouldn’t have let you out of his sight. Fuck sakes you practically had “come mess with me” written all over you. There were creeps all over the place nowadays, (thought the creep).

He would’ve carried everything for you, scarfed down whatever the hell you had taken the time to prepare him. That husband of yours doesn’t like your salmon? Simon would. Hell if he didn’t, he’d cram it down his throat with gratitude anyways. He doubted anything could be worse than some of the rations he’s eaten on duty. 

That train of thought is pretty redundant when he takes note of how you wouldn’t be able to leave the bed to make anything.

Maybe you’d cram something of his down your throat in gratitude.

Shaking his head subtly, he hears the bells of the store door opening. He watched your face fall as you step away from him and it’s when he sees your husband's look of complete irritation he understands why.

You had grabbed your order swiftly and with a quick wave goodbye you were on your way back to your husband. Simon could only register your husband's whisper-yell as he disapprovingly glared his way. “The fuck are you doin talking to him?”. And with that you were hurriedly ushered out.

You deigned it necessary to continue greeting Simon, have little chats about the weather, any plans he had for the weekend. Tossing in your stupid jokes that he would laugh at. You interpreted it as something closer to a breathy snort-hopefully positive- and it went on as such for weeks

And every time he returned home Friday night, he came home with only one thought after. You.

As he laid in bed the same thought persisted as he slipped his cock out of his boxers, red and weeping for some sort of stimulation. He took to his usual harsh pace. You’d be so much softer.

You’d be so nice to him wouldn’t you? Coo some compliment as he lets you tug at him. Fuck he wouldn’t know what to take first.

Would you give him a blowie or a hand job? 

No. You wouldn’t be on your knees- not yet. If you’d let him have you, you’d be on your back in an instant. He’d rip the stitches of those leggings right down the middle, your panties next.

“Fuuuuuck” he moaned into the quiet of his room. He’d stick it in slow, he’d try. It would be torture not to ram himself right up to the hilt, but he’d do it for such a good girl.

That’s what you were, weren’t you? Always a nice word for someone? What would you say to him when he began to rut into you like a madman. When you would feel the pummeling intrusion, his head knocking into the deepest parts of you.

He’d be able bend you into so many different positions that you’d better hope that yoga has taught you well. Split your legs open to accommodate his imposing body size as he’d take purchase between them. Then you better hope your cunny can accommodate his other size when he spears you open on his cock.

Would you take it smiling? Would your tears roll down your cheeks, the prodding bordering too much? You’d take it either way, he knew you could. He’d rub at your clit with such tenderness he never afforded himself (as gentle as he could anyway). He’d make sure you begged to stay on his cock forever, fuck himself so deep you would be too stupid to pull away unknowing of where he ended and you started. Not that you’d have to care.

He’d flip you on to all fours and rip away your clothes entirely, pounding you from the back and instead of just his own labored breaths, the sound of skin slapping together would ring out.

In silent stoicism, he feels his balls tighten up at the thought of your perfect face stuffed into the pillows screaming your thank you’s. You probably were just as nice with someone stuffing themselves into your pussy.

At both his ruthless ministrations and boundless imagination, his release spurted all over his hand with a breathy sigh. When you were here he’d make sure to slam his hips to yours and keep them flush against you, coat your insides in hot cum better than your limp-dick husband ever could. That man wouldn’t be able to fuck you the way Simon knew he could. You deserve someone who could make you go stupid on his dick, not cry of frustration like you probably did everytime that knob who thinks himself a man rolled over after finishing himself off.

Not that you’ll have to worry about that soon

…

He wouldn’t be around for much longer anyways.

[hood-ex]

Hello! I’m a bit of a lurker, but I had a question for a friend and I’m not sure if you’re able to answer, but you were the first to come to mind.

As someone who is not too familiar with the DC comics, what would be issues, volumes, etc. to read for a newbie wanting to delve into and highlight Dick & Damian’s relationship? My friend knows about their general stories (ie been watching the DCAMU and DCAU) but want to read more from their comic sources.

I’ve not been able to help them, but if you know of good recommendations (since I know you’re invested in Dick Grayson’s story very well) or can point me to others who’d be able to help, I’d appreciate it!

(I know comics are very convoluted with timelines and reboots and writers, but any recs would be great! Thanks and have a great day/night!)

Sorry this took me forever, but I've finally gathered the majority of Dick and Damian content. Please note that some stuff listed may be entire stories involving Dick and Damian, some may just have a few scenes between them, and some may even just have one scene that I felt highlighted their relationship in some way. I'm the type of person who's a freak about every Dick and Damian interaction though, so even the smallest of things can feel important to me personally lmao.

There are ofc more Dick and Damian interactions than this, I just didn't add them because I either felt they weren't necessary to share or that some of the writing was too bleh.

Also, I did have a guide to help me catch the dickbats era moments, but everything after dickbats came directly from my brain, so there's certainly a possibility I missed something, but I did try my best to remember the most important interactions.

Anywho, hope this is somewhat helpful!

Post-Crisis Era

Nightwing Vol. 2 #138 (Dick's first time meeting Damian)

Batman: Battle for the Cowl

Batman #687

Red Robin #1 (there are multiple other Dick and Damian interactions in Red Robin such as #13-15... check them out if you want. I'm adding #1 because Dick claims Damian as his responsibility)

Batman and Robin (from 2009) #1-26

Batman #688

Batman: Streets of Gotham

Batman Annual #27 continued in Detective Comics Annual #11

Batgirl (Vol. 3) #5-7

Batman #700 is a bit… difficult. It’s an anniversary issue that goes into the legacy of Batman and Robin. It jumps from past, present, and future. It includes a possible future of Damian becoming Batman. So. It’s not a necessary read, but I do like Dick and Damian’s scenes in it. Just tell your friend to read the “Today” section of the comic.

Blackest Night: Batman #1-3 (These are tie-in issues of a larger event called Blackest Night. Read Blackest Night and other tie-ins related to it if you need more context)

Batman #695-697

DCU Halloween Special 2010

Superman/Batman #77

Batman #703

Bruce Wayne: The Road Home - Batman and Robin

Batman: The Return

Batman #704-706

Teen Titans (Vol. 3) #89 and #92

Batman: Gates of Gotham

N52

Batman and Robin (Vol. 2) #10-12 for context + some Dick and Damian interactions. Moment between Dick and Damian at the end of #12 is the real reason I’m adding this.

Will need to read comics collected under the “Death of the Family” event to understand the full context. For Nightwing specifically, read Nightwing (Vol. 3) #15-16. Read #17 for the actual Dick and Damian interaction.

Will need to read Batman Incorporated (Vol. 2) for context. Dick and Damian interaction/Damian’s death in Batman Incorporated #8-9.

Nightwing (Vol. 3) #18 is Dick grieving Damian’s death.

Batman and Robin (Vol. 2) Annual #2

Robin: Son of Batman #1

Batman and Robin (Vol. 2) #33-37 for context, but the Dick moment I want to showcase is in #34. “You know how much Damian meant to me, Bruce…” (literally don’t read the rest unless you want to, that #34 moment is truly the only reason I’m adding this, and it's just Bruce and Dick talking about Damian btw, not an actual Dick and Damian moment)

Grayson #12 is an absolute must, it has one of the most iconic Dick and Damian interactions of all time. Will need to read the comics Forever Evil, Nightwing (Vol. 3) #30, and previous Grayson issues to understand the full context of the issue. Can just visit the issue for the Dick and Damian scene though obviously.

Rebirth and Beyond Era

Rebirth Nightwing #1 (note: this is a completely different comic from Nightwing (Vol. 4) #1-33, which is referred to as the Rebirth era of Nightwing). If you want to understand further context about this comic, you’ll have to read We Are Robin and the Robin War crossover event.

Nightwing (Vol. 4) #1, #4, #16-20 (very important Dick and Damian arc where Dick admits he wanted to adopt Damian), #29 (for context you’ll have to read the rest of Dark Nights Metal), #42-43 (each issue is a one-shot), Annual #2 (there’s enough info in this story to not need previous context), #110 (for context read the Beast World crossover event), #113 (they interact briefly, but I’m more so adding this because it shows Damian supporting Dick), #114.

Batman (Vol. 3) #16 (because Dick buys Damian a kid’s meal), #33-35

Detective Comics #1000 (collection of one-shots… go down to the story called “Batman’s Greatest Case” by Tom King. I suggest only looking at the very first Dick and Damian interaction from this story… the rest of the dialogue is… bad)

Robin (Vol. 3) #5 (further context can be found in Batman (Vol. 3) #77… and even further context for that storyline can be found starting in #75 as well as Detective Comics #1031-1033)

Batman: Urban Legends “The Murder Club” (story starts in #20 but Dick and Damian scenes are #21-23)

The Boy Wonder #1

[sketchy-noodles]

For those of you who wanted more, here’s some more Minecraft crows: Overworld & Cliffs edition

Fluffy bois be upon ye

Transcript & Closeups under the cut <33

OVERWORLD CROWS

A guide by Philza Minecraft

Chaotic little shits

CLIFFS/MOUNTAINS CROWS

Physical Adaptations:

Fluffy! Several layers of downy feathers help conserve heat

Slightly bigger and stockier build than normal crows

“leg warmers” keep extremities insulated for exploring snowy areas

Lighter gray feathers to better blend in with their environment

Behavioral Adaptations:

Quiet & reclusive (lurkers)

Nest on cliffs & rock outcroppings

Prefer high elevations

Build nests using rocks for extra security

Shiny rock collectors

S O F T

[ckret2]

Long time lurker, first time asker!

How do you keep different voices/characters in your fics so distinct? I'm writing my first longer than 2k word fic and it's... a time.

First, I'm going to link you the best essay I've ever read about How To Write Canon Character Voices—what's too much accent, what's too little, how to pay attention to word choice and the way they phrase things, etc. It's about Transformers but the skills are transferrable to other fandoms (or original writing). The original essay is down so all I can offer is the archive.org version, but it's worth it.

Second, I'm going to link you this post I wrote about how I study character voices. It's about Hazbin but it shows you the kinds of things I pay attention to when I'm learning a character voice.

Third, I'm going to offer you some extra general advice that isn't in the above posts:

Some people try to make characters sound like themselves by basically parroting their catch phrases or most common quotes. Do that and you're just gonna make your version of the character sound like a robot. (Note: if you're writing a character who only knows how to say a few quotes, that's okay lmao.) The readers already know what the characters said in canon, they're reading a fic to hear them say something new. Example: if you have Bill Cipher arrive on the scene and say "Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me!" word-for-word, you don't sound like you're writing Bill, you sound like you're quoting Bill from That One Scene where He Said That Thing.

But... directly borrowing characters' quotes is kind of a stepping stone on the way toward figuring out how they speak. Think about things they've already said, but use those quotes as a guide for how to write them.

Example: from that quote above, we get that when Bill shows up around people who definitely did NOT miss him, he just... decides that they did and tells them so. This shows you a bit of his sense of humor (he makes jokes to annoy someone who hates him—it's not even a mean joke, just annoying), a bit of his ego (he knows he's clowning around, but even when he's clowning he's going to say something that makes himself sound popular rather than hated), his casual & familiar attitude with someone he barely knows, his tendency to just request people do what he wants (saying "admit it, you missed me" instead of something like "I know you missed me")... etc.

And I kinda already said this in the Hazbin post, but the most important thing you can do when you're struggling with a character voice is just rewatch their episodes and pay close attention to how they speak (or rewatch their movie scenes, or reread their chapters/comic issues—whatever you're writing about). If they're from a visual/audio medium (TV, movie, podcast, etc), then if need be, read transcripts to see how their voices look when written down. Type down the transcripts yourself if there aren't any—and that's also a good physical exercise to make you slow down and pay attention to how they speak. (You notice where they tend to pause in sentences when you're the one who has to decide where to put commas; you notice their accent when you're the one who has to decide whether that word sounds more like walking or walkin'.)

Pay attention to cadence, accent, interjections, sentence length, active voice, passive voice, preferred vocabulary, preferred slang, word choice, sentence length, sentence complexity, any phrases they're fond of (but again—don't overuse a phrase unless they overuse a phrase), how they tend to refer to the people around them (by first name, last name, any titles, any nicknames—and do they change in different contexts?)... Pay attention to anything you can think of. You want to be able to hear the character's voice clearly in your head—read everything you write in their voice, and if it doesn't sound like their voice in your head, change it.

[fkbcorrector]

Thinking about messaging a lurker, specially one that is just getting into this kink and constantly liking my posts, guiding her through the kink in a surprise dm, telling her how incredibly hot she is and how she shouldn't hide how much she loves being treated as a woman, I can imagine the panic and adrenaline as she reads my message with her cunt soaked and her heart racing in fear, she'd end up falling for me in the most fucked up way possible and I'd teach her how to fuck herself back into a woman to then dump her when she's fully broken and submissive to me, knowing that even if I came back she wouldn't hesitate and obey my commands instantly again.

[a-d-nox]

pac/pap: what slasher summer has in store for you

take what resonates leave what doesn't - nothing is 100% for you because these aren't personalized so please no angry comments or dms about what i am saying not being a good fit for you or that you "don't claim" just keep scrolling if that is the case. be kind, self reflect, and have fun.

THE LURKER –> a reflection of karmic debt, subconscious guilt, and/or ancestral energy.

THE NIGHTCRAWLER -> a past version of you that you thought was gone…

THE VANISHED -> something lost or stolen (could be an object, concept, memory, or person) returning.

THE WOUNDED -> the part of you that's stuck, still at the scene of the "crime." the wound you thought you healed...

last pac/pap: what practices do your spirit guides want you to do?

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pile 1

THE LURKER → something - no someone - had been tracking your patterns... your self-justifications, your delusions, your avoidance... and they are about to blow your narrative wide open. you’re not being “punished.” but you are being confronted with truths you’ve dodged for too long. expect a conversation, a message, and/or an insight that will make you flinch.

THE NIGHTCRAWLER → emotional over-functioning, caretaking, psychic sponge. you told yourself you healed. but some part of you is still clingy, manipulative, and just a bit volatile. you feel it in the moments you spiral over something minor or when you crave someone who left. you not asking for help. instead you are demanding what you feel you are owed.

THE VANISHED → a piece of you went cold in order to survive. once upon a time, you made the decision to cut something off - emotion, softness, vulnerability, etc. that version of yourself became efficient, strategic, and maybe even a bit cruel. that edgy energy is returning. not to ruin your life but to save it. you’ll need it this summer - the version of you that gets shit done and doesn’t explain themselves.

THE WOUNDED → there's a part of you who "took space to process" and never left the bunker. you're still stuck in the that moment that the wound happened - you are reliving the situation on a loop. you don’t need more alone/hiding time - you need a flashlight and a fucking exit plan. you’re not lost in the woods. you’re refusing to leave.

movie: midsommar

song: "drop dead" by omenxiii

pile 2

THE LURKER -> you thought ignoring the signs the universe has been sending you was a good idea... perhaps if you just “waited it out,” it would be okay? wrong. the killer steps out from behind the curtain. BOO - it’s your boredom, apathy, and/or own disengagement from life. you were never avoiding danger - you were avoiding choice.

THE NIGHTCRAWLER → you loosened your grip not from healing… but from exhaustion... now, the version of you who clung on too tight is clawing your way back with pure panic and trust issues. desperate to rebuild the fortress. don't do it though because that castle was a coffin all along. control wasn’t protecting you - it was suffocating you.

THE VANISHED -> you used to shine. you used to feel seen. somewhere in all the applause, something inside you went quiet - wishing to retreat into the shadows. the version of you who was bold, brave, a little cocky? they are back. so stop ghosting your own success.

THE WOUNDED -> the trap was mental but the escape was real. you’re finally seeing that no one is holding you hostage - it's just you - the cage is made of “what-ifs” and shame. your wounded self that stayed stuck in fear? they still whispering that you can’t trust yourself out there. know that you were never helpless - just convinced you were.

movie: final destination 3

song: "flesh" by ghostemane

pile 3 (us)

THE LURKER -> part of you has been lingering in between - half-decided, half-alive, half-done - that part of you is no longer welcome. your slasher doesn’t chase - they waits, because they already knows: you’re not coming back from this version of yourself. something is being fully buried within you with or without their help.

THE NIGHTCRAWLER -> there is the fantasy you clung to - picture-perfect shit - love, family, peace, happily ever after, etc. but what happens when you realize that fantasy was either never yours… or never real? you have to choose: rebuild the illusion or finally tell yourself the truth.

THE VANISHED -> what was hidden is disgusting but it is familiar. secrets, delusions, and things you didn’t want to see, are now being fully unmasked. it is the body you found in your own basement. it’s not shocking - it’s messy. you’re about to confront a truth you hoped would stay buried. clarity is cruel but necessary.

THE WOUNDED -> you keep giving - your time, energy, second chances, etc. almost as if you’re a saint. but there’s a version of you still crouched behind the door, wondering who is coming to save you. who are you trying to save now that you feel "safe"? "survivor’s guilt" isn’t the same as generosity.

movie: us

song: "liar" by bigklit

[larphis]

Jesus, I’m done. And now I offically welcome all of the 53 out of 505 followers that I highly suspect of being real. Love you all. If you see this, you’re one of the real ones (quite literally)!

But please, for the love of all things holy, set a profile picture and a description. It doesn’t need to reveal any personal information! Just do it like me, pinterest aesthetic pictures that resonate with you/fandom characters you vibe with, pronouns, age and you’re done.

All lurkers, Reddit and Twitter refugees are more than welcome, just PLEASE make it visible that you aren’t one of the 400 bots I’ve blocked today. Because that grants for a much more user friendly experience on this hellsite! Both for you and for me! I’d hate to block an actual person just because I thought they were a bot.

[obeymissmaddy]

A hypnotoy made ↑ this ↑ for me a lil while back. Since then I've been in the mood to see all of you do the exact same thing for me, so go ahead. Those of you who do so next might just receive a surprise from me as well. DM me a pic of it once you are done, my little bitches. ⋆˙⟡

Oh, and by the way, I’m enjoying my vacation while all you simps are draining your cash straight into mommy’s bank account. Watching all your sends pop up while on the beach honestly makes it extra spicy.

Now, pump harder and drain those wallets for me like the good little simpy drones you are. You only simp for me. You only obey me n Oh, what an honor it is to send to me. You’re oh so welcome, my lil simps.

If you are aching to send to me, but have never done so before and or don't know how to, DM me, and I'll guide you soon, my eager & suggestible simpy lil lurkers. ₊˚⊹♡

[e-adlirez]

So you wanna get into Geronimo Stilton

Maybe you're a fandom lurker peeping the fan content without any context to save your life. Or maybe you're revisiting the series out of childhood nostalgia and are totally lost on what the hell is going on in the fandom and what people are freaking out about today. Or maybe you're looking into more aspects of the fandom after having stuck to one corner and you dunno where to start.

Or maybe you're just a fandom veteran who peeped this post and am curious as to what the hell I'm on about that's valid too--

Well buddy do I have something to remedy that for you :D

Presenting an intro guide to Geronimo Stilton, with all the basics you need to get the gist of what's going on :D

This not only gives deets on everything the (English) franchise has to offer, but also can be viewed for very specific aspects of the fandom if you want or need certain info :3

Enjoy :D

[nicromancytarot]

WHAT WILL YOUR FOREVER HOME BE LIKE??

This is a general reading based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesn’t. If you don’t feel the pile resonates with you, don’t be scared to try another, if it still doesn’t feel right, that’s ok! Maybe our energies aren’t as connected and my readings are not for you.

I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes. I don’t change for these readings and I do not fake readings. I would tell you the cards I got but I pull like 20-30 cards each reading and that just slightly a strenuous task to write them all down lmao.

PICK A CARD READING

I asked my spirit guides what you’re forever homes and houses will be like. Pick a pile that resonates with you to find out what they had to say.

Pile 1 ———> pile 2

Pile 3 ———> Pile 4

PILE 1

HOME: I see you moving in with your spouse, but I do unfortunately notice one of you cheating on the other. There’s a sense of disloyalty with the 3 of swords, the devil and the 10 of swords. If it’s you who has cheated, you may end up moving back in with family or possibly moving in with your new partners family. However, if it’s your spouse that has cheated, I see that they will move out of your shared house (lowkey one of those American dream type houses by the way!) and moving in with their family while leaving you with the house.

I do see this house being very nice with the magician and chariot, but I also notice a possibility of it being a family home so your children may be children of a divorce.

HOUSE: The house itself seems to be in an isolated area, perhaps in the country side or even up in the hills or mountains, you are my pile that gives me the vibe of you having to travel far to do your shopping or wait extra long for deliveries to arrive. It looks to be a very expensive build, or you may decorate the interior to make it look luxurious. There is definitely a possibility that you and your spouse previously joined pockets to help build or renovate it (it does seem like a knew build.) I also see that this is the house you have wanted for a long time and may have even manifested or prayed for.

PILE 2

HOME: I honestly feel as though you might buy this house just to rent it out to other people. I do see a lot of money coming from this investment, you have both the empress and emperor so I do see this bringing you a ton of wealth in the future. I do however notice that a perspective will shift and you will have the desire to live in this house. You will begin to live in it and perhaps even create a family to share it with further down the line.

HOUSE: The house itself seems to be placed somewhere very hot and possibly humid, it could also be a new build. It looks like something you’ve manifested in the past, and I feel you will continuously add more adaptations to it as you rent it out to others and even after you move into it, it does seem very luxurious and expensive.

(I see a yellow house on the edge of a cliff when I think about this, it seems very bright and colourful and just a happy place to be, the inside is decorated with a lot of floral things, like bright coloured floral lights and a blue couch, this place looks so nice hello, please let me stay.)

PILE 3

HOME: Very confusingly I see a home that is of very expensive origin and in an expensive area but your security seems to be lacking. Living here there’s a sense of uncertainty and being here will for sure make you stronger than you were before. It could even be in an uneasy area but I’m not too sure (I see an expensive gated community but there’s a lot of people standing outside, and a lot of cars are parked by the gates.) I don’t know if you guys are my famous pile but it could be that this is fans, haters or paparazzi if you are, if not it seems that your expensive taste has warranted lurkers.

HOUSE: Ok firstly, please get some security, you have free will, time to use it to camera this bitch up! This seems to be a house that people would walk by, see the lack of security and think “this seems the perfect place to rob from.” I also weirdly enough notice a potential of it being or becoming haunted? LMAOO. It seems pretty isolated though so you could totally throw some ragers.

PILE 4

HOME: Firstly, I notice a theme of possibly having lived or currently living paycheck to paycheck, I see this first place being shared with another person or multiple people. Luckily, there’s a time when this union will come to an end and you will either be able to move out or work towards gaining the resources to move out. (This could honestly be a very toxic childhood home, you may even be buying plates and cutlery and stuff years before moving out just because of how eager you are, but that’s a very specific message.)

Once you move out or begin getting ready to move out, I see you meeting someone (I think it’s your future spouse.) They may be significantly older than you, but boy do they make money. I think you will move in with them very early into the relationship.

HOUSE: Good news is the house is very nice and it seems like a dream place for you to be, the only downside is that you do have both the 5 and 7 of swords so they may be some selfishness perhaps with the decorating? I notice you may erase your persons personality (or even their kids if they have any, if they do I see two young girls) and I am here to tell you not to do that. You have free will, make sure to be fair.

[mosseroleplay]

Ferdinand the Fisher Barn Cat (DoL OC)

This one gets a little steamy past the cut.

Ferdinand can be found at Alex's Farm weekdays from 5am-2pm. He is mostly out of reach, as you notice him napping in trees or on the cottage roof. It's easier to get farm events with Ferdinand when his love stat is over 50%.

You can ask Alex about Ferdinand. He tells you that he found him one morning trespassing in the barn. He was naked and in a poor state. Ferdinand said he felt safe there and begged to let him stay. Alex agreed that it was alright so long as Ferdinand helped around the farm. Ever since then, he's been acting as Alex's barn cat and has kept the pest population down. He occasionally helps with farm work, but not reliably. Alex shows you a grotesque pile of dead rodents (along with a lurker or two) in front of his doorstep, courtesy of Ferdinand. "Pests haven't been a problem since I let him stay. Though, he tends to disappear at night. I have no idea where he goes." Says Alex.

EVENT: Save Ferdinand from the dogs. Ferdinand often gets chased up trees by Alex's dogs. The dogs think they're playing. Ferdinand doesn't feel the same. He's up in the canopy, hissing and yowling. Kennel the dogs so he can climb down, and earn love from Ferdinand. ++Love | +Fatigue | Tending: Simple

EVENT: No milk wasted. If Ferdinand's love stat is over 60% and you select to milk the cows, you may trigger the following event:

Betsy is a timid cow who's afraid of the milking machine. She needs to be milked manually. Ferdinand will show up and volunteer to help you. He's smiling strangely, but is otherwise helpful and harmless. After you collect the milk, you carry the bucket to the cooler. On the way, you slip in mud and drench yourself head to toe in hot milk. You're backside is covered in mud, and everything else is sopping wet with milk. Ferdinand leaps onto you like a moth to the flame. His pupils are massively dilated. "We can't let the milk go to waste!" He tells you. As far as you're concerned, it already has? Then he starts sucking the milk out of your clothes. While he's at it, he starts licking your skin clean, stripping you as he works his way over your body. You can easily push him away, but he'll flop into the muddy milk puddle and yowl aggrievedly. Allow him to continue, and he'll keep going, licking and stripping you. You can either guide his head to your lips and feel how talented he is with his tongue in your mouth, or press him down to your genitals and let him perform his oral skills there. Whether you reject him or not, Alex will eventually show up, alarmed, embarrassed and apologetic. "I'm so sorry about him! When it comes to milk, he loses all reason!"

[blackknight-kai]

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