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Chapters: 12/12 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cyclonus/Tailgate, Chromedome/Rewind Characters: Tailgate (Transformers), Lost Light Crew (Transformers), Cyclonus (Transformers), Swerve (Transformers), Perceptor (Transformers), Brainstorm (Transformers), Rodimus Prime, Drift | Deadlock, First Aid (Transformers), Ambulon (Transformers), Whirl (Transformers), Rung (Transformers), Ultra Magnus, Rewind (Transformers), Chromedome (Transformers), Red Alert (Transformers) Additional Tags: Sexual Humor, Awkward Sexual Situations, First Time, Masturbation, Porn, Self-Discovery, Sticky Sexual Interfacing, no one finishes a conversation, Bad Advice, unwanted flirting, Scooby-Dooby Doors, Nobody Dies/No Overlord On Board AU, Sexual comedy with little ACTUAL sex Summary:

Tailgate's missed a lot in six million years. Like an entire civil war... and, apparently, the invention of a new system for interfacing. Now if only someone on the Lost Light could give him a straight answer about this whole spike/valve thing!

i.e. A fic where drunken Whirl comes on to Tailgate and Tailgate asks just about every mech on the ship to explain how the heck bots have sex these days. Eventual Cygate and near other Tailgate pairings. As one bratty anon dubbed it "12 chapters of nonsense."

[sapphicomics]

aya oosawa in the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all

[hyaciiintho]

🌸｡*ﾟ+. I apologize for the person I have become, now that I’ve finished a playthrough of Lies of P. I will not elaborate further. Thank you all for your patience and understanding ♡

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[wowzyee]

NON-BINARY TOP READER (afab) X BOTTOM 007N7 WHERE THEY OVERSTIMULATE HIM PLEASE‼️‼️ 😖

Also you absolutely COOKED w/the Yandere 007n7 and no i am not 🧼🌸 anon, trust‼️ Also idk if there are other emoji combos taken but i crave to be ���💦 (freaky) anon!

😀

thanks

What is your problem. Why must you be so freaky.

Anyways I thought this was funny, so here’s your food, Freaky Anon. Also, I’m assuming you mean Forsaken 007n7, and not the actual guy.

NSFW WARNING.

007n7.

An outcast, for sure, but you liked him.

Even if he was a hacker and criminal and wrecked everything, that was in the past. So, you, being one of the only people who would engage with him, became his friend.

Overtime, you developed feelings for him, whether you liked it or not.

Anyways, here you were, riding the absolute Hell out of his dick.

His glasses were foggy and slightly askew on his flushed face, his breath hitching as he gasped and trembled. He held onto your hips, his hands sweaty.

The poor guy was definitely not used to this kind of treatment.

He tried to make eye contact with you, only to nervously look away or stare at the ground. He was still processing what was happening, which was quite difficult considering the intense stimulation he was getting.

“U-uh, c-could you please- nggh~.”

He groaned as you slammed your body down particularly hard against him, causing him to shudder and lean into the crook of your neck.

He was shaking slightly, his moans still breathy and desperate.

“. . . p-please. Slow down, p-please, it’s t-too much.”

007n7 looked up at you shyly, adjusting his glasses.

He’s such a fucking bottom.

How adorable.

You smirked at his question, trailing a finger down his chest.

“No.”

You decided to speed up, causing him to whimper some more. You gently caressed his face, still keeping the rigorous speed of your hips.

He practically melted into the affection, sighing contently before sitting up straight and gripping your hips for dear life.

“I-I feel like I’m going to-“

You slipped off of him, placing your hand on his cock and stroking it slowly, watching as he shuddered (again) and finally came on your hands.

His face flushed again. He grabbed a small cleaning tissue from his shirt pocket and gentle grasped your hand, attempting to clean it.

“U-uh, sorry for that, I-“

You cut him off with a kiss on the lips. He dropped the tissue and flinched before leaning into the kiss gratefully. Afterwards, he sat there, glancing over at you before wrapping his arms around your waist and sighing, leaning onto your chest.

He seemed pretty tired already.

And for some freaky reason, you decided you wanted to overstimulate him, watch him squirm and whimper some more.

He removed his hands from your waist.

“Oh, if you don’t want to- uh, love, what are you-“

007n7’s eyes widened as you took him into your mouth. He moaned loudly, immediately covering his mouth as you side-eyed him.

“Uh, y-you d-don’t- I-I don’t t-think-“

He was cut off by another pleased sound he made as you flicked your tongue along his length.

“I-I wouldn’t mind this i-if you don’t m-mind, b-but I’m already w-worn out and-“

You didn’t let him finish, suddenly taking him fully into your mouth. You then gagged, realizing you had SEVERELY overestimated your gag reflex.

However, it was worth it to hear the whines and whimpers he made.

You took his member back out of your mouth, noticing that his cock had stiffened back up pretty quickly. He was already panting.

Wonderful. It would be easy to overstimulate him.

You went back down on him, this time taking a reasonable amount of him into your mouth instead of shoving the whole thing in there.

He inhaled sharply, resisting the urge to thrust. He didn’t want to accidentally choke you, even if it felt good. A light sheen of sweat formed on his forehead as you continued to suck him off. He pathetically bucked his hips, accidentally forcing himself deeper into your throat before pulling back.

“O-oh! I-I’m sorry, dear, I-“

You pulled him down to make-out with you, sliding your tongue in between his lips. He moaned into the kiss, putting his arms around your neck.

You pulled away, sitting back on the bed and gently pushed him down between your legs, nudging his face towards your slit.

He looked up at you, redder than the color itself, putting his hands on your thighs.

“Uh, w-would you like me to-“

You nodded, pulling him closer. He didn’t refuse, slipping his tongue inside you.

You kicked your feet slightly, letting out a small moan. He immediately stopped, a small look of fear on his face.

“A-are you okay? I don’t want t-to accidentally hurt you, I-“

You reassured him that you were fine before pushing him back. He obliged, continuing to eat you out to the best of his ability.

After a few minutes, you wrapped your thighs tightly around his head, gripping his hair and holding him in place as you finished.

He looked at you, smiling slightly. He grabbed your thighs as you moved them from his head.

“S-sorry, but . . . could I stay like this for a bit longer? Pl-please?”

You caressed his cheek, wrapping your legs around his head again. He closed his eyes and sighed contently, smiling.

Pulling him into your lap after a short while of this, you smeared a bead of pre-cum on his tip, watching him shiver and arch his back.

You decided to take it easy on him for today, stroking him with a moderate pace until he finished. Of course, he softly kissed you and helped you clean up, cuddling you and pulling the covers up.

“Goodnight, love. Please sleep well.”

He eventually fell asleep, holding you close to him. You nuzzled into his neck. It wouldn’t hurt to give him a few gentle hickeys while he slept, would it?

BONUS!

007n7 walked into the main cabin, accidentally bumping into Elliot. He was very sore and very tired from last night.

Elliot rolled his eyes and scoffed as 007n7 apologized before nothing something.

“Oh my GOD, do you seriously have a hickey?? Jeez, I didn’t think you-“

007n7 sighed, putting his face in his hands and groaning.

“I-it’s called a lovebite, a-and please, don’t tell the others. I’ll never hear the end of it.”

Elliot sarcastically smiled as he saw you walk out of 007n7’s cabin.

“Did you have fun last night? I hope you did, because I got NO sleep.”

He glared.

You threw a shoe at him.

ANON, IS THIS YOU?!?!

[erenjaegerwifee]

Summers In Pandora 🌸 Day 1 - Age Gap

Paring: Jake x Fem!Na’vi!Reader

Summary: You help Jake relief some stress after a long day

Warnings: MDNI 18+, orals (m receiving), p in v, cheating, established relationship, Jake loving on you, explicit language.

Word Count: 1.5k

Disclamer: all my characters are aged-up! Please if you are uncomfortable reading DO NOT interact with any of my post.

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“Hey- woah you look like shit” you say as Jake strolls in your hut. “Thanks so much for your useless input” he rolls his eyes and gives you with his sarcastic words as he sits on your hammock. “Damn, don’t bite my head off, why are you here shouldn’t you be at home?” you tease him. 

“Haha very funny, come here baby” he stretches his arm out and gestures ‘come here’ with two of his fingers. Your tail sways when you walk up to him in between his legs, you run your hand though his dreads and pulls his head up to look up you. Jake’s chin rets on your stomach as he looks up at you smiling down at him, “What happen?” you mused. 

“I can’t just wanna see my girl” 

“Nice try, you have more than one of those” Jake groans at your words falling back on your hammock still looking up at you, “Don’t remind me, they just won’t give me a break these kids are driving me crazy, how did I ground Lo’ak and he still managed to piss off someone I have to apologize too, and your sister, I just do everything wrong.” he rubs his hands over his eyes and sighs into your hammock. 

“Why don’t you just stay here tonight? Tell her you got caught you when you go home tomorrow” you pout slight. You sit your body on his lap and lean down to rest your hands on his chest. You dip your head into his neck to kiss him, “Been so long since you stayed over, I miss you tìyawn(love)”   

Jake mumbles some incoherent words and wraps his big arms around your body and your melt into his warm skin. His hand comes down to squeeze your ass toying with the flesh making you hum into his skin. “Yea? And if I stay, what are you gonna do for me?”  

Jake sits his body up bringing you with him, now your head is slightly higher than his and he looks up at you flirtatiously bringing his lips closer to yours. You lean in kissing his slowly feeling the way his tongue licks your bottom lip as if asking for permission to enter your mouth. You tilt your head bringing your hands up to his face deepening the kiss as he rocks back and forth slightly. 

“Well, I wanna help you out tìyawn, wanna make you feel better...” you trail off opening your lips a bit for him to slide his tongue in. Jake explores every corner of the inside of your mouth like he’s never done it before as his hands roam your body feeling your soft tight skin.  

Ever since you met, Jake has always been attracted to your small figure and young age, when he met your sister and mated her you were sixteen so he never made any moves, you being underage at the time. But the suddenly you turned twenty-three and you were beautiful. You always had an eye on Jake, he was always attractive in your opinion. You just never considered he might have felt the same way about you. Jake ruined so much men for you in the pass, you always found yourself comparing any other man to him and they always lose even though Jake wasn’t even yours.  

He is now even if it’s a secret, you love him dearly, he should have been your mate, you could have made him so happy, you do. You never complain when he asks you to do something, you cook and clean like a good little house wife. If you could, you would have his babies too...you wondered if he would want that. 

“Oh yea? And how were you planning on doing that?” he squeezes the flesh of your hips as you break and kiss and slide off his lap, “I want you to cum in my mouth.” you say as you situate yourself in between his thick thighs. Jake looks down at you with so much love, he looks at you like you are the most beautiful girl in the clan. He runs his hands into your braids pushing it back to get a better view of your face, “You’re so pretty babygirl so fucking gorgeous.” his big palm comes down to caress your cheeks squeezing your cheeks together opening your mouth.  

Jake watches you untie his loincloth tossing it over your shoulder on the floor. You take his length in your hands and stroke him softly; he throws his head back feeling you squeeze his cock tip. His hands are place behind him holding up his body and he looks back down at you, watching you lick a stride up his length. 

Jake groans at the feeling when you take his head into your warm mouth. Your tongue runs circles around the tip as he whimpers above you. Jake’s head has always been sensitive, he always loved the way you just knew how to please him, that’s why he loves you so much. 

You bob your head up and down on him going deeper each stroke of your mouth. You gag when his tip touched the back of your throat when he’s only half way in. Jake was a moaner, his little whimpers were always so cute to hear, especially when you were the reason it was happening. “Feels good tìyawn?” you say in a sweet voice when you pull his tip out of your mouth with a pop. 

Jake mumbles some incoherent words and wraps his big arms around your body and your melt into his warm skin. His hand comes down to squeeze your ass toying with the flesh making you hum into his skin. “Yea? And if I stay, what are you gonna do for me?”

You roll your tongue around his cock bringing your hand up to stroke what can’t fit in your mouth. Jake grips your hair pressing your face further onto his cock as his cum shoots into your mouth. Your greedily swallow every bit of it as it comes feeling his cock twitch in your mouth and listening to his moans. When you pull your head up and wipe the corner of your mouth, you look up at his sweating, panting figure admiring his strong chest and arms. Jake really is such a dilf, especially with that little punch he has. Your think it’s so sexy the way he looks all the time, no matter what this man does he looks hot. 

Jake looks down at you to see your gaze already on him, your eyes are hungry like they always are when you finish sucking his cock. He knows you want him to fuck you, to make you cum on his cock the way you love, that no other man can do for you. “Come on baby get up” he demanded. 

You stumble as you stood up now looking down at him. Jake’s hands move up to your chest cover made of beads and rip it off your chest exposing your tits. The action catches your off guard making you gasp but you don’t really miss the top when his fingers come to flick your nipples. Jake seamlessly pulls you into his lap, your legs wrap around the back of his waist. He brings his head down to lap at your nipples making you squirm in his grasp. While he does so, he unties your loincloth slipping it off your body and raising you up to line up with is cock. 

Jake doesn’t stop his attack on your tits when he lowers you down slowly, stretching you out on his cock. Your both moan in unison as he bottoms out inside you. Jake doesn’t wait before he’s lifting your body up and down on him making you whimper. He bounces you on his cock faster and faster until you’re mewling loudly with every thrust. He bucks his hips up into you meeting you half way and increases his pace.  

Jake has your mind running circles from the pleasure, you can only think about his cock moving in and out of you so perfectly, like you were made for this. “Jake! Gonna cum! Gonna cumm!” you scream on him; your words stutter out getting continuous cut by his thrust. 

“Yea babygirl cum for me, cum on my cock” his voice was deep, panting into your chest. Jake admires the why your face screws up and your tits bounce in his face. His words send you hurling towards your orgasm gushing in his cock and thighs. Jake follows right after you pulling you down harshly cuming in your sweet cunt.  

When you look down at him again, you pull him in for a sweet kiss letting his tongue slip into your mouth before you pull yourself off his lap. You walk backwards away from him, “I hope you aren’t too tired tìyawn…” you smile at him cheekily as you turn around, getting on the floor on all fours.

Your tail sways in the air as you show off your gaping, wet pussy to him. Your hips move from side to side enticing him to come for you while you look back at him with seductive eyes. “Come get me baby I want you” you words make him growl as he stands up walking towards you.

Jake gets down on his knees behind you, rubbing his hands up and down your ass. He spanks and squeezes the flesh that slowly turns purple, he knows you love it when he spanks you. Jake raises his eyes to look towards your face sporting a sweet blush and biting your bottom lip at the feeling of his hands roaming your body.

You feel Jake move his hands down to your pussy holding both sides with his thumbs and spreading you open, “Such a good girl for me. You love taking my cock don’t you?” You nod your head vigorously answering, “yes sir..” your voice sounds desperate you want him to stick it back in so bad.

Jake loves watching you get desperate for him, he loves seeing you squirm and push back on him like you’re doing now, “use me baby please, want you to use me and feel better” you eyes tear up from the desperation you feeling wanting his cock back inside you. Your words make Jake groan as he strokes his harden cock pushing back into your slowly.

He knows you’re already stretched and he doesn’t need to do it but he just loves relishing in the feeling of you tight pussy over and over again. He doesn’t waste anymore time pounding into your little cunt listening to you moan loudly as his cock hits your g-spot perfectly.

Your head drops down to the floor and one of your hands comes back to hold his. Jake doesn’t hold your hand though, he instead grabs it and hankers it over your ass on your back. Your tail twitches as he uses your own forearm to pull your body back into his thrust making you scream.

Jake covers your body with his, kissing and sucking on your neck leaving sweet marks. It always turned him on watching you walk around with his bruises knowing he is the one who put them there and no one else knows.

You head spins when you cum on his cock again, you didn’t even ask this time, you didn’t even let him know you were close but Jake knew. He always knew when u were gonna cum when your cunt clenches up in his cock making him groan then you gush on him making his cock even wetter.

He swears he’s never had better sex than with you, in his entire life you are the only person that can make his get boners in the middle of the night from his wet dreams. He’s only person in the world he knows always makes sure he’s satisfied when you fuck. His thoughts send him over the edge and he cums deep inside you once again.

When you both come down from your respective highs Jake makes no move to pull out. Instead, he picks you up and lays on your hammock pulling you down with him and cover both your bodies as you drift off to sleep. Jake stays awake though, running his hand over your braids thinking about how lucky his is to have gotten you on his cock before anyone else could, he loves you so much. 

🌸 I hope everyone enjoyed reading! I had a lot of fun writing this one and I can’t wait to continue writing in this event!

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[worldlxvlys]

thinking of you

toxic! matt sturniolo x reader

warnings: smutt, p in v, orgasm denial, oral (fem receiving), overstimulation

a/n: the fic, as promised :)

based on these

matt wasn’t too happy about those texts.

“you think it’s funny to run other girls off?” matt asked as he fucked me from behind, pushing my face into the pillows by my neck.

i moaned out in response, unable to form any real words.

he ran his hand along my ass before landing a harsh smack across the skin, leaving a sting in it’s wake.

“don’t even think you deserve to cum” he mumbled as he groped my ass.

“please, matt” i moaned as he leaned forward, pressing his chest to my back.

his hands wrapped around my front, holding me still while his hips thrusted into mine forcefully.

“matt, i’m close” i cried out as i clenched around him, causing him to pull out and rut his hips against my ass.

he let out a long groan as he shot his load onto my lower back. he pumped himself quickly, making spurts of his hot cum land on my ass and legs.

when he finished, he turned himself around and flopped onto the bed, landing on his back.

he glanced over at me with an amused expression, “that’s the exact spot she was in when i made her cum, ya know” he spoke cockily.

getting fed up with him, i hooked my leg over his waist to straddle him. i grabbed his wrists before he could react, pinning him down.

“why don’t you shut the hell up and put that mouth to good use” i spoke as i moved up his body and sat on his face.

he moaned into my heat in surprise before wrapping his hands around my thighs and getting to work.

he left light kitten licks against my folds, relentlessly teasing me. but i wasn’t having it.

“you ever planning on making me cum, or do i need to find someone else to do it?” i asked in a bored tone.

he pulled me down harder onto him, completely engulfing his mouth into my pussy.

he didn’t leave an inch of my wetness untouched as he explored my pussy with his mouth.

he pushed his tongue into my hole, making me jolt forward as it curled it inside of me.

“oh my fuck” i whispered as my orgasm hit me unexpectedly. my hips jerked up, but i wasn’t able to go anywhere as his arms remained locked around my thighs.

“m-matt, that’s-” he cut me off with a smack on the ass, making me moan out.

the aftershocks of my orgasm caused me to twitch on top of him, but he never stopped.

pushing my hands against his head, i tried to move away from him, but to no avail.

he pushed my hips to rock against his face, helping him to cover more of my pussy with his wet tongue.

i felt my second orgasm rapidly approaching as my mouth hung open. i ran my hands through his hair and tugged as hard as i could, eliciting a moan from him.

i looked down at him and as soon as i met his piercing gaze, i came on his face.

when he pulled away, his face was covered in my slick and his sweat.

“for the record” he started, licking my juices off of his lips, “ you were right. you’re the only person i’m ever thinking of ”

“oh i know, baby. i didn’t need the confirmation”

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[frooglet]

THE NAME'S WALTER. WALTER WHITE.

And welcome to,

𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾, 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙀𝘿𝙄𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏

You can call me 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙀 (or anything that has to do with frog)

ATTENTION, I AM A MINOR!!! No creep shit or I'll immediately call your ass out. I'm between the ages of 14 and 17. (Real ones know my actual age because it used to be public info, but I'm choosing not to disclose it anymore for personal reasons :3 )

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All the main shizam abt me is just up there under my profile, ^ like my interests, fandoms, and other things.

Nothing is in any particular order.

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@1shouldbedoinghomeworknow I like what he reblogs and he's also rlly nice!! :D 🪻 #moldfwen

@wiredshark Vox(from hh). Need I say more? 🦈 #sharkfwen

@14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat I like their vibe very much 🙂‍↕️ also the name is immaculate <3 🐦‍⬛ #safthecoolbean

@saltycatgirl username? Fire. Vibe? Enjoyable. Relatability? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #catgirlyy

@kingkitsune awesome MOOTIE!!! <33 I like this person's humor 😆 #kingfwen

@picklemafia a cool poet ✍️😎 #picklefwen

@aroace-not-arokay LITERALLY I LOVE HER SO SO SO SO SO MUCH but in a platonic way (duh) their energy is SO MATCHED WITH ME and we shall now be fwens forever and ever (I'm manifesting it) 🥝✨ KIWI IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU, MY CUTIE POTATO <333 #kiwifwen

@onesingularbraincell we bonded over notes games and I love her a lot /p <33 🍋 #lemonfwen

@thatoneartist-inthecorner she gave me sparkles, we are now soulmates 🐸🐸🐸🩷🩷🩷 #froggiefwen

@chaos-gremlin she so cool :] 😈 #gremlinfwen

@zmioniks MOOTIE PATOOTIE! Our friend group grows stronger still >:] 🪲 #beetlefwen

@carrotwritesalot superdy cool mootie tootie 😎 #carrotfwen

@tripleatechie awesome bro, and very sweet!! :] 🩶 #riverfwen

@gh0stwithaheart the coolest dude to ever be cool and simultaneously be dude (▀Ĺ̯▀ ̿) /silly 🎸 #ghostyy

@caspar-lynn fantastic mootie tootie >:] 💜 #IDK YET ;sob;

@coffeeadaykeepsthesleepaway new mootie! She's cute hehe 🦭 #bleb < temporary tag while I figure out one that's better lol

(All mooties r automatically added)

(If you would like to be removed from this list, just let me know, no problem at all!!!)

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🚨 NOW HERE'S SOME SERIOUS STUFF! 🚨

dni: dicks. Well, if only it were that simple.

𝗗𝗡𝗜: ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘʜᴏʙᴇs, ᴢᴏᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇs, ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘs, ᴀʙʟᴇɪsᴛs, ᴍᴀᴘ's, ʀᴀᴅғᴇᴍs, ᴅᴏɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴀɢᴇs, sᴇx ʙᴏᴛs ɪғ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ, ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜs ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍɪsᴛs, ᴘʀᴏsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs(it just personally makes me uncomfortable, but if you're a proshipper for traumatic reasons I totally understand that, let's just keep our paths seperate), ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋɪɴɴɪᴇs, ᴀʟᴛᴇʀʜᴜᴍᴀɴs, sʏsᴛᴇᴍs, ᴇᴛᴄ. ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘ/sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ɪᴄᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇʀs.

🖕 ｈａｔｅｒｓ 🖕

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I POST ABT A LOTTTT OF THINGS. Here's a few:

𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝚁𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎���, 𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚜. NOT all the time, but sometimes.

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘�� 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

𝙼𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚜' 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚒

ℂ𝕎 𝔽𝕆ℝ 𝕋ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕊 𝕀 𝕄𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 ℙ𝕆𝕊𝕋: I curse. A lot. And I'm pretty vulgar too, so yes, I do make the occasional sex joke. I don't post about being religious but if I do care to talk about it, I'll put a tw/cw for religious stuff. I make a lot of posts/reblogs about being part of the luhguhbuhtuh(LGBT+), if this specifically makes you uncomfy, the leave button is right at the top of my page to the left! I'm not here to argue, I'm here to be myself and post about what I want. IF ANY OF THAT OTHER STUFF MAKES YOU UNCOMFY, I WISH YOU WELL, SINCERELY <3

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Oh and here's a little smidgen more about me bc idk maybe ur a CURIOUS LITTLE FREAK WHO IS STALKING ME. /silly

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I'm nonbinary but don't really go by that.

I'm also a Christian but I will NOT try and shove it down anyone's throats <3

I'm autistic which is just a small fact. I know a lot of ppl make a big deal of their mental disabilities/illnesses and such, to bring light to it, and I think that's good for them! But I don't really talk about being autistic a lot simply bc it's just not a topic I talk about...? I'm happy to talk about it but 𝘐 won't be the one to bring it up, necessarily 😌

I'm a quarter Asian, Philippines 🇵🇭 to be exact. And to be even MORE exact, Pacific Islander 😎

I'm learning how to speak French! Salut 🫡 (I'm getting there, but don't expect to come yapping to me in French just yet ^^")

Userboxes here are an accurate description of what I identify as, and may change :]

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS: there's this girl in my church and oh my golly gee I'm lucky to be breathing her same AIRRRR I wish for us to hold hands and run into the woods together 💔

FUN FACT IF YOU READ THIS FAR: I never say "yeah". If you catch me saying "yeah" typed like that, instead of "yeh, yeha, , yah, yup, yep, yes" or anything else, feel free to call me a dirty liar and a damn cheat. I will deserve it.

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MEMES:

(ribbet)

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MY TAGS:

Charlie's things = my own posts that I made

Charlie's input = reblogs

Charlie's thoughts *sigh* = vent posts

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Charlie's writinggg = my writing :p

(NOTE that these tags were made to be used as filters when scrolling my blog! Obviously, other people are named Charlie, so searching for my tags outside of my blog probably won't work lol.)

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not enough people are talking about that time schlatt & co literally kidnapped and murdered my bird. why are you guys still reblogging their posts? it's not cool or funny

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didnt happen

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you were literally there

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my underage son works for you for no pay

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he likes it actually

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M Y S P L E G G I N B I O

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literally no one is buying splegg go fuck yourself

[kooqitas]

— more than middle finger ★ with: myg!

#pairings: bf!yoongi X reader

#synopsis: you're back at the club with yoongi, yes, the same club where he fingered you the first time

#tags: pwp, sex, rough sex, cockslut, spanking, spit, vaginal sex, degradation, humiliation, orgasm play, creampie, overstimulation, dacryphilia, oral sex, multiple orgasm, forced orgasm, rough oral sex, face fucking, squirting, public sex, REALLY PUBLIC SEX, exhibitionism, several people watching you, the use of a bottle, kinda of free use? i'm just going to stop tagging or we'll have 3k words just here

#notes: i said namkook's story was the dirtiest but the reality is I'M CRAZY. everything consensual but everything VERY dirty

#wc: 1,8k

PART ONE

🌸 . . english isn’t my first language, so be patient :)

“i'm fuck you here. in front of everyone. and you know what you're gonna do about it? nothing, because you a whore, a cumslut that accepts everything” 

yoongi spit on your face, lifting up your skirt.

"do you remember the first time we met? you cummed on my finger in front of everyone, now you gonna cum on my cock" he squeezed your face, spitting in your mouth again.

having three or four months that you met, you and yoongi was in the same club that the first time, you're not a couple officially, you still afraid of relationship because of your ex, but you and yoongi have something... 

and god, have been so good, yoongi is smart, pretty, empathetic, sweet, he always talk when something happened and he always fuck you so good…

the skinny skirt was in your waist, and anyone can see you underwear because doesn't have anything covering your legs.

"yoongi, we can be jailed"

"not if we make a show"

and like a few months ago, his middle finger brushes on you, and your legs tremble again, you're never able to get used to yoongi.

"wet. my cockslut is always wet for me. you remember your safe word?" he asked.

“yes…”

“so maybe is better if we show this” he put the hand in the zipper of your shirt, opening everything, you are without a bra, like, everyone see your breasts, you feel complete exposed, just a underwear in your body and you know that wet like that it won't last long.

fuck, yoongi is completely crazy. 

without warning, his hand entered over the income, groping all your cunt, your cold hand, due to the air conditioning, giving you chills.

“everyone can see your pussy dripping, you like that, no?” he's giving a painful pinching and twisting in your nipple. “my needy whore making a mess”

so yoongi put two fingers, making your eyes roll, you loved when he went without any care, calling you the dirtiest names possible, even with the loud music, you listen to the sound that his fingers do inside of you. 

yoongi could drive you crazy with just his fingers, you didn't even know he was that sensitive, but the way he touched you was divine.

"m-more p-please"

"more? does this whore pussy want more? i think my fingers isn't enough, this fuck hole need more"

you can feel your juices leaking your legs, and people stopped to watch you but you can't say anything, you just feel horny and yoongi noticed this.

you see when a guy get closer when yoongi called him, and you gets a little scared, you don't feel comfortable to strangers touching on you without your permission, and he knows that, yoongi just murmed a "relax, no one touches you, only me, ok?"

the guy was with a beer bottle in your hand, and yoongi forced a bottle inlet into your cunt, he rub your clit and force you to dirty the circle. 

you held your breath, feeling dirty from being fucked by a bottle.

"don't disappoint me, my friend want to prove you, dirty that shit with that disgusting hole now”

there was no more than two centimeters of the bottle inside you, but your whole body reacted as if it was all over you, you had never felt so horny, you didn't know if it was the situation, if it was the bottle, if it was yoongi's friend watching you to moan

"i w-wan” you tried to say in middle of the moans, but was so difficult, you never felled something like that “k-kiss”

“i kiss you?”

“no… p-please hi-m”

yoongi laughed. at the same time he said you were a freak who was cumming in a beer bottle. 

“jungkook, she wants to kiss you” yoongi said, so his friend stood in front of you. "just kiss, don't touch her, ok?"

“just what she asks” jungkooks agreed. 

so the guy kiss you, and yoongi went a little further, placing a few more inches of the bottle on you.

jungkook's kiss is wild, and you're grateful that he doesn't touch you beyond your waist because you don't know if you could handle it, he forces your lips in an aggressive way and his tongue seems to contain poison. you moaned and every sound was swallowed by jungkook.

yoongi pinch your clit, and this is the point to make you cum, you scream on jungkook's mouth and he's smiling. when Jungkook separates, you feel the bottle being removed from inside you, and when you realize it's in jungkook's mouth, he licks the length and then drinks the liquid that fell into the bottle, mixing with the beer.

so jungkook is gone, but not without said how much he wants prove you right, and not without yoongi gives your underwear to him.

you are completely naked. but you don't have time to understand this because a white light is on you.

you are completely naked in front of some hundred people. 

"that's on, every cell phone and camera was caught by security, no one is recording you" so yoongi had thought of everything? did he plan to fuck you in front of everyone from the beginning? "it's a show, baby you know, i can't be sweet, right?" he kissed your forehead "but just a word and i stop, ok?"

you agreed, because for more than 5 months it wouldn't be much, yoongi is always being careful, he never hurted you, and this wouldn't be the first time.

yoongi left your hair, leaving you on your knees while he took out his fat cock, you noticed the way people were around you, most of them men, and your pussy got even more wet as you felt desired by them.

he spit so many times in you and the spit dribble out of your mouth, and then he slapped you hard, which made your face turn into a red mess, and put his dick down your throat, while you tried hard not to choke due to yoongi's violence, others mens shouted that you were a slut, whore, bitch, and your pussy tightened more and more around nothing.

"all the guys are dying to eat that pussy of yours, but i'm the only one who's going to ruin it" yoongi said when he literally continued fucking your mouth, without any mercy.

you took as much of the cock into your mouth as you could, looking up at yoongi with devocion when he moaned. 

he removed his cock from your mouth, and then rubbed his balls on your face, and like a good whore you stuck your tongue out, drooling as much as you could on your owner.

"my slutty takes everything that i give to her. so pretty"

your lips glowed, yoongi's precum is better than any lipstick. you put the dick on the month again, sucking every part of him. feeling his blowing up on you throat.

yoongi moves you away quickly, just to cum on your face, and you laugh when he cums on you. everyone watching your face dirty with yoongis fluid.

you looked for some guys, and they had his own dick in their hands, masturbating to the scene they saw. you’ve never been more humiliated, but at the same time, you’ve never been feel so good.

yoongi grabbed you by your throat, slap your tits, after your face, stuff his fingers down your throat and in one swift his put his cock on you.

“look at your juice running down my cock, you’re just begging to be stretched, wide pussy!"

he bends your body, you just in heels with your face close to the floor while he fucks you like you were a doll, you scream his name all the time, the music is cut, everyone listen you moaning loud in his dick.

you see some puddles of cum on the floor, and you think some guys are cumming, your pussy tightens even more at that.

“you're enjoying seeing guys cumming because of that stretched pussy? you’re freaky!”

“i’m g-gonn-a, m-my g-od, i’- pl-” you even can't speak, you just scream and cry, seeing stars, god, you never felt so horny

“i want your cream, my cockslut give me her cream?”

he pulls your hair, forcing you to look at the guys masturbating in front of you, and the only response you have is to squirt. the liquid coming out of you so strong that it expels yoongi's dick. 

still he doesn't stop, he knows you can take more.

the guys around you start shouting, you can't even hear what they're saying, but you know they're humiliating you. and you like this.

he sticks his cock in you again and removes one hand from your hip to starts brutally rubbing your engorged clit, you throw your head back, drool slipping past your mouth. you’re so overstimulated, you feel your cunt fluttering around his cock, he does too. you scream and cry but you don't wanna he stops. never. 

“cum again, useless whore! i know you can!” yoongi said, slapping on your ass.

“cum again! cocksleeve! we wanna see you cum again!” you didn't even know who the man was who screamed.

you keep drooling, you no longer know what squirt water is, what crying or drooling is, you just feel like you're going to cum again

yoongi pulls his dick all the way out and you scream when his put inside again, with this his cum on you, making you cum again!

but he won't stop, put his finger on your clit and rubs in a brutal way

“yoongi! yoongi! yoongi!” you moan so loud you feel like you'll never have a voice again…

and then you wake up, or rather, your boyfriend wakes you up.

"i'm really worried if this is a dream or a nightmare, you're rubbing against me like a bitch in heat"

no. it's not possible, was it all a fucking wet dream?

"i have no idea what you were dreaming of but... we can make it happen" your boyfriend said, moving your panties to the side and running his finger over your hole.

[our-fic-archive]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Venom (Movie 2018) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote Characters: Venom (Marvel), Eddie Brock Additional Tags: Venom (Marvel) POV, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Falling In Love, Humor, Mostly humor, we stan two (2) disasters, this is the most memeable couple in cinematic history Summary:

Venom goes about love in every wrong way he knows how. Thank god for late night television.

“Me. They invited me for dinner,” Eddie insists, trying again to make his hair look some specific way in the mirror. He’s given up and started over three times.

It’s a double date. Like on that show.

“What—what are you watching that there are double dates? Jesus. I should cancel cable. Make you read a book instead.”

No!

[sapphicomics]

aya oosawa in the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all

[darlingofvalyria]

the sister's hot best friend trope— masterlist.

In which you're Helaena's hot best friend, and you take pity on Hel's younger, quieter, in an-unhealthy-unbalanced-on-and-off relationship brother by fake dating him. Hilarity (and confuse feelings) ensues.

ONGOING, +18 MDNI | Modern AU! Aemond Targaryen x Sister's Hot Best Friend!Reader, ft. Cregan Stark x f!reader + Aemond Targaryen x Alys Rivers

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : P A R T S ::;˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀

｡˚ ❀↳˗ˏˋ PARTS MARKED 'M' CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT ˊˎ˗ ↴🌸

01 | 'it's called a hustle, sweetheart'

M! | 02 | 'baby, all you gotta do is trust me'

03 | 'pucker up, buttercup'

M! | 04 | 'oh honey, you can do better than that'

05 | 'we're really in it now, darling'

06 | 'it's called a lovebug, lovebug'

07 | 'my love, you can call me whatever you like'

Message to be added to the taglist!

[fatcathappycat]

Narumitsu Hanahaki fic recs

What is more suited to Narumitsu than a good Hanahaki Disease fic? The term "Hanahaki disease" literally comes from the Japanese words "hana" (花, flower) and "haki" (吐く, to vomit).  Hanahaki au stories are often tragic, with the protagonist struggling to breath, their lungs becoming overgrown with flowers. It can be fatal, and can only be cured if the beloved reciprocates the feelings, or if an invasive surgery is performed that removes the flowers but also the memories and feelings associated with the beloved. Many Hanahaki victims refuse to give up their 'unnecessary feelings' and so the scene is set for some delicious angst and confessions, a perfect set up for our two sweet (and often idiotic), long suffering attorneys.

I should also mention that all the fics listed below are whumpy ‘lite.’ I would say all fit in the hurt/comfort category, but do read the tags.

As usual, these are in no particular order, because fics are to be enjoyed and celebrated, not ranked ;p

Enjoy!

1. Fall Where They May by flybykeylimepie

Rating: M Words: 9,014 Read time: 40 mins

A really creative and unique Hanaki story. I tend to come back to this one over and over when I'm feeling that need for something a bit whumpy but romantic. Recommended if you likes your beauty cut with a little pain. (Seriously my lungs kinda hurt at the end of this... but it's so good 🫁 🌸)

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

2. Hibernation by nonisland

Rating: T Words: 5,607 Read time: 25 mins

"The petals he spits out, wet and brilliant, curl at the ends. He wonders why they’re always blue. It is hardly as if he is in any danger of forgetting who this is for." A beautifully written ficlet from Miles' point of view.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

3. and when the morning comes, i'll breathe again by quantum27

Rating: T Words: 1,747 Read time: 10 mins

Interesting and fast-paced take on a Hanahaki au. Covers major milestones of the trilogy plus a bonus Larry fic!

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

4. Cyclamen Persicum (Resignation) by Axolotl_Supremacy

Rating: T Words: 10,467 Read time: 45 mins

Cute , wholesome and satisfying (well, as cute and wholesome as bloody flowers and an angst filled Hanahaki tale can be), filled with affectionate little nods to the characters we love.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

5. Blood red (golden yellow) by Ballad_Of_Firefly

Rating: T Words: 326 Read time: 5 mins

A bloody charming little ficlet about unnecessary feelings.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

6. Perseverance by Udaberri for narcissasdaffodil

Rating: G Words: 2,336 Read time: 10 mins

Beautifully written hanahaki disease one-shot. I really enjoyed some of the imagery and phrasing in this one. "As the years pass, he’ll gain a reputation for ruthlessness, but his breath will still smell of flowers..."

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

7. feelings are fatal by spacekidmidge

Rating: M Words: 5,118 Read time: 25 mins

“I have been in love with you, dumbass!”

Haha! Brilliant.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

8. love most definitely requited by TheEclecticLibrarian

Rating: T Words: 9,556 Read time: 40 mins

What a gorgeous title and what a gorgeous story… Seriously, I feel like this one should be on the 'Required Narumitsu Reading List.' (hmm, I think this might be a future post?)

Franziska, Kay, Maya and Trucy are featured strongly and there is dialogue between Franziska and Miles in the opening that just got me right in the feels. And finish it with a beautiful and funny confession scene? This fic deserves all the flowers.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

9. Love Ridden by redmorningstar

Rating: T Words: 3,634 Read time: 15 mins

Super sweet Hanahaki one-shot with one of my favourite versions of Edgeworth: worried and action-driven {;-)

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

10. not a flower on the wall by PennamePersona

Rating: T Words: 5,166 Read time: 20 mins

Excellent take on this genre: Hanahaki as a neurological condition, with a very kind of bitter-sweet ending. Refreshing and creative.

—ڿڰۣ✿ڿڰۣ—

11. OOO! BONUS!!! Freshly posted work in progress by a Narumitsu Master: Mourning Bloom by Evelinessa for ElAurian

Rating: T Words: 50K eventually? Read time: 20 mins

One of my favourite authors is tackling hanahaki disease? Sign me up! Only one chapter is up at the time of me posting this, but oooh, it's a good one.

—ڿڰۣ✿ ڿڰۣ—

!!! And a BONUS bonus!!! Thank you to @alpin-the-floof’s recommendation for

12. The Prosecutor’s Lament by Gheyn for moonlessnight125

Rating: T Words: 2,780 Read time: 10 min

There are just so many things to love about this fic! Miles learns to make the most out of his Hanahaki condition. Like, so many things…

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⭐️ teacher’s pet. fem!reader x fernando contigiani

🪐 minha masterlist

» cw: smut! por favor só interaja se for +18! ; fernando!professor e mean dom; leitora!universitária; age gap; relação professor x aluna; rough e messy sex!! ; dirty talk + degradação + praise; tapas; infidelidade; sexo desprotegido; p in v; fingering; car sex; hair pulling + choking; squirt; nipple play; oral m recieving + mouth fucking; menção a sexo anal; finger sucking; cum eating; corruption + spit + daddy kink if you squint.

» wn: divas, eu pensei em fernando!professor quando vi esse vídeo e simplesmente desmaiei de tesawn e quando vi opa escrevi um oneshot?! na vdd tive mais ideias sobre esse cenário masss não botei aqui pq senão ficaria muito grande, mas caso vocês gostem me falem que eu faço uma parte 2 💗🎀🌸 boa leitura lobinhas! inclusive acho que me escancarei na putaria porém awnnnn viva as mulheres safadas da república federativa do braSIILLL [gil do vigor’s voice] (tô orgulhosa desse one, viu?😛)

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fernando!prof que você ouviu falar sobre ainda na primeira semana de aula, afinal, ele não era só o único professor gato da faculdade, como também facilmente o homem mais bonito da universidade toda. era difícil não comentarem sobre o “professor gostoso”, e principalmente fofocarem sobre as alunas que tiveram coragem de - discretamente ou indiscretamente - flertar com fernando, mesmo com a aliança dourada no anelar comprido, e o mesmo resultado de sempre: ele as rejeitando de uma forma educada, buscando nunca constranger ninguém.

fernando!prof que você apenas viu no primeiro dia do quarto período, antes disso, não teve a sorte de esbarrar com ele nos corredores da faculdade. nem nos dias que você fechava a biblioteca por ficar até o último horário possível estudando. ele era como uma lenda urbana, você era obrigada a se contentar apenas com fotos de eventos da universidade em que ele aparecia ao lado dos outros professores, já que ele não usava redes sociais e, de acordo com as suas veteranas, não faziam jus a beleza do moreno. mas a espera toda valeu a pena, percebeu que ele realmente era tudo isso que falavam: muito mais bonito pessoalmente, extremamente educado e inteligente. sempre teve o hábito de se sentar mais na frente o possível, e nessa aula com certeza não seria diferente.

fernando!prof que, apesar de você não saber, já sabia quem você era. na verdade, te conhecia da mesma forma que você o conhecia: apenas ouviu falar sobre, numa confraternização dos professores, na qual uma professora te citou e te usou como exemplo, mencionando suas notas excelentes e ainda por cima o êxito nas atividades extracurriculares que se propôs a fazer parte.

fernando!prof que sempre anunciava projetos de extensão ainda na primeira aula, mas esse ano decidiu adiar isso, não queria criar mais um estresse em sua vida. seu casamento há mais de um ano estava caminhando a um possível divórcio - brigas, falta de sexo, falta de comunicação e amor, frieza e distância. obviamente não contou para a turma que esse era o motivo, na verdade, nem falou nada sobre o projeto, afinal, apenas os alunos que já tiveram aula com ele sabiam sobre essa dinâmica, então, somente encerrou a aula normalmente.

fernando!prof que estranhou quando você se aproximou da mesa dele depois de todos já terem saído da sala, imaginando que novamente teria que rejeitar uma aluna logo no primeiro dia de aula. mas se surpreendeu quando você perguntou sobre os projetos de extensão que você tinha ouvido falar sobre, se tinha alguma previsão das vagas serem abertas pois tinha muito interesse.

fernando!prof que desde esse dia não conseguia deixar de prestar atenção em ti, seu rostinho concentrado no que ele dizia, a forma que suas mãos com as unhas feitinhas transcreviam o que ele dizia, como você mordiscava a tampinha da caneta e como suas pernas ficavam bonitas quando usava jeans, contando os minutos para a aula acabar e te ver deixar a sala. ele só não sabia era que a última coisa que você prestava atenção na aula era o conteúdo, apenas no rosto bonito e como os lábios se moviam quando ele fazia coisas difíceis soarem fáceis, ocasionalmente nas mãos grandes - não deixando de reparar na aliança brilhante na mão direita, fazendo você pensar como a esposa era sortuda por poder ter esses dedos compridos dentro dela a hora que quisesse. realmente, a fama de professor gostoso nunca fez tanto sentido, num ponto que se você não corresse atrás do prejuízo por conta própria não conseguiria manter as notas excelentes e continuar agradando seu professor favorito.

fernando!prof que no final de uma aula, te chamou até sua mesa e perguntou se você teria interesse em auxiliá-lo em uma pesquisa que estava fazendo com alguns de seus veteranos. ele sabia que o projeto já andava muito bem e não precisava de mais pessoas nele, e por esse motivo em especial se sentiu um pouco sujo ao abrir a exceção para ti. sabia que tinham uma ou duas pessoas que tinham a mesma média que você, mas dizia para si mesmo que era porque você tinha demonstrado interesse no projeto, por mais que no fundo soubesse que era porque ele te queria por perto, mas nunca admitiria isso.

fernando!prof que quando estava indo embora da faculdade à noite recebeu uma ligação da esposa ainda no estacionamento, e ao ouvir a milésima reclamação só dessa semana, passou a não se importar com quem poderia ouvi-lo dizendo frases ríspidas e mal educadas. a chamada foi encerrada abruptamente pela mulher, fazendo fernando passar as mãos grandes pelo rosto e pelos cabelos, e logo tirando o maço de cigarros do bolso e acendendo um em questão de segundos, encostando na porta do carro e fechando os olhos ao soltar a fumaça. “professor contigiani?”, quando fernando ouviu sua voz pensou que talvez fosse uma alucinação, que o subconsciente estivesse o punindo por sentir atração por uma aluna, mas ao abrir os olhos te viu se aproximar com uma bolsa cheia de livros pendurada no ombro e vestindo um vestido curto que deixava suas coxas expostas, a peça de roupa era novidade. se endireitou e soprou a fumaça para a direção oposta. “boa noite”, te cumprimentou.

fernando!prof que demorou pra registrar o que você disse, “perdão a pergunta, mas… tá tudo bem?”, você perguntou ao encostar na porta junto ao lado do homem alto, olhando para cima e analisando a expressão estressada no rosto dele. “é… só… minha esposa, sabe como é”, ele admitiu, envergonhado, ele mesmo sabia que não é assim que deveria ser.

fernando!prof que ficou aliviado quando você não estendeu o assunto e só disse “entendo…” e sorriu empática, afinal, não era adequado falar sobre isso com uma aluna - ainda mais você. não demorou muito para ele interromper o silêncio desconfortável entre vocês dois e perguntar o que você ainda fazia na faculdade tão tarde, e sentindo a boca secar quando você disse que estava estudando para a prova dele. porra, isso não é normal, ele nunca sentiu isso por uma aluna. mas tinha como não? você era tão boazinha, sempre prestava atenção, só tirava notas impecáveis, e ficava ainda mais gostosa com essa roupa.

fernando!prof que passou a mão no rosto e jogou o cigarro no chão, pisando na chama para apagá-la, numa tentativa de tirar esses pensamentos da cabeça. “bem, eu vou indo… boa noite, professor”, você se despediu educadamente e lentamente se afastou da porta do carro, estava começando a caminhar para longe quando foi interrompida por um fernando muito impulsivo: “espera, você vai embora como?”. “vou pedir um uber, por que?”, você respondeu enquanto ajeitava a alça da bolsa no ombro. “eu te dou uma carona”.

fernando!prof que se distraiu tanto com as suas coxas quando você cruzava as pernas que errou o caminho duas vezes, pedindo desculpas e falando que não sabia onde estava com a cabeça, te fazendo sorrir ao perceber o motivo do nervosismo dele.

fernando!prof que quando finalmente parou na porta da sua casa, suspirou fundo e te deu um sorriso simpático, mas nervoso. “tá tudo bem, professor?”, você perguntou com um tom doce enquanto se libertava do cinto de segurança, virando um pouco o corpo em direção ao homem, sorrindo discretamente ao perceber que fernando não conseguia desviar o olhar das suas pernas. “tô… só… estressado. e pode me chamar de fernando”.

fernando!prof que não conseguia nem negar quando você disse “fernando…”, interrompendo a frase só para retribuir um sorriso simpático para o moreno, se ajeitou no banco antes de perguntar baixinho, praticamente sussurrando: “é sua esposa que tá te deixando assim?”. o moreno bufou, passando uma mão grande pelo rosto e apoiando um dos cotovelos na janela fechada. “ei…”, você o confortou, se aproximando e colocando a mão em cima coxa do homem, fazendo um carinho por cima do tecido jeans e o olhando através dos cílios, agindo meiga em contraste com a sua verdadeira intenção - que fernando já tinha entendido, inclusive. “olha… eu não posso…”.

fernando!prof que só cedeu quando você se aproximou do rosto dele, permitindo com que ele sentisse o arzinho do seu nariz se chocar contra a bochecha quente e corada, suspirando mais fundo ainda quando você pegou a mão dele, “ninguém precisa saber…”, e lentamente a guiou para o meio das suas pernas enquanto deixava um beijo molhado perto da mandíbula marcada. os dedos ficaram estáticos até encostarem na mancha molhada que havia se formado na sua calcinha, se contraíram e moveram em um espasmo, fazendo vocês dois suspirarem com o toque. “dale, fer… deixa eu ser boazinha pra você…”, você pedia ofegante com os lábios encostados no lóbulo. com isso, fernando arfou com os dentes cerrados e rapidamente segurou os fios da sua nuca com a mão livre, curvando sua cabeça para trás e te fazendo gemer alto com essa sensação, em adição aos dois dedos compridos que finalmente arredaram a calcinha para o lado e penetraram seu buraquinho que pulsava, entrando com facilidade e sem nenhuma cerimônia.

fernando!prof que dizia no seu ouvidinho “quer ser boazinha, é? eu acho que na verdade você quer ser fudida que nem uma putinha. isso que você é, hm?”, enquanto os dedos se curvavam dentro de ti cada vez mais rápido, atingindo seu ponto g com força. se a voz grave e as palavras ríspidas ditas no seu ouvido não te excitassem tanto passariam batidas pela sua audição, já afetada pela cabeça nublada de tanto tesão. “chega na minha aula com essa carinha de inocente, toda esforçadinha e boazinha… como se não estivesse doida pra eu te fuder até ficar burra.”

fernando!prof que segurava seu cabelo cada vez mais forte, atordoado pelos seus gemidos desesperados e o barulhinho molhado dos dedos que estavam prestes a te fazer gozar. “primeira vez que eu vejo uma piranha com a bucetinha tão carente assim… vai gozar só com os meus dedos, é?”, a frase foi dita com um sorriso orgulhoso e sacana no rosto do moreno, que só cresceu quando você fez um ‘sim’ com dificuldade com a cabeça. a mão que segurava um punhado dos seus fios desceu até seu pescoço, aproximando seu rosto do dele e te enforcando de levinho. “pede”, ele ordenou e você naturalmente obedeceu, pedindo manhosa “deixa eu gozar…”. sentiu ele retirando os dois dedos de dentro de ti e deixando um tapa estalado na sua intimidade, mas logo sentiu os dedos voltando a te fuder com maestria, e dessa vez três te preenchendo, te alargando de uma forma que fazia seus olhos revirarem e o rosto contorcer de tanto prazer. “pede direito, puta”, ele mandou - entre os dentes cerrados, com os lábios agora encostados nos teus, que estavam entreabertos - e apertou seu pescoço mais forte ainda. “deixa eu gozar, papi… por favor, por favor…”, você agora suplicava, com os olhos lacrimejados que abriram com dificuldade só para olhar os dele, mais escuros que o normal e repletos de luxúria. “agora sim… goza pra mim, gostosa”, e com essa permissão, você se desfez completamente ao redor dos dedos dele, sentindo até uma sensação se formando no seu ventre semelhante a quando queria fazer xixi, mas muito, muito melhor. gemia escandalosa e ao mesmo tempo manhosa, e, com isso, fernando selou os lábios nos seus, te dando um beijo bagunçado e molhado enquanto você gemia dentro da boca dele.

fernando!prof que estava com a cabeça tão nublada de tesão que nem te deu tempo de se recuperar do orgasmo intenso que acabou de ter. se retirou de dentro de ti e logo enfiou os dedos molhados na tua boca, ordenando ríspido: “limpa”. ele gemia um “hmm…” baixinho em aprovação enquanto você chupava os dedos de uma forma completamente pornográfica: gemia ao redor dos dígitos melados e o olhava com o cenho franzido, com os olhinhos caídos de tanto prazer e lacrimejados, succionando as bochechas e movendo a língua com habilidade, mesmo ofegante. a cena fazia a ereção que tinha se formado doer mais ainda, por isso, retirou a mão que enforcava seu pescoço e a enfiou por baixo de seu joelho, te puxando para o colo dele.

fernando!prof que desfez o cinto com uma mão só enquanto a outra permanecia dentro da sua boca, te deixando até com uma sensação de vazia quando ele retirou eles de lá, mas logo se distraiu com a visão do membro duro, com a cabecinha melada de pré gozo, te fazendo até salivar, mas antes que você pudesse falar alguma coisa sobre o quão grande ele era, fernando cuspiu na própria palma e a levou até a sua buceta, te estimulando mais um pouco e te deixando ainda mais lubrificada. você involuntariamente levantou os quadris, de tão sensível que estava, gemia manhosa com a sensação gostosa e principalmente em antecipação do que estava por vir.

fernando!prof que te sentou no pau dele e soltou um grunhido grave, segurou a base dos seus fios e tombou sua cabeça para trás novamente, a mão livre deixou um tapa estalado na sua bunda e disse: “senta, perra”. você o obedeceu, mesmo com as pernas ainda trêmulas, o corpo mole e a cabeça já vazia. por mais que ele gemesse toda vez que sua virilha encostava na dele, ainda não era suficiente. completamente atordoado pela visão da sua melhor aluna cavalgando no pau dele - como já tinha idealizado por tanto tempo - e a sua buceta o apertando como nunca tinha sentido antes, fernando encostou tuas costas no volante, colou o peito no seu e começou a mover os quadris para cima, te fudendo por baixo, fazendo você enfiar as unhas no ombro ainda coberto pela camisa e gemer alto. “quem diria… hm? a aluna bonitinha… porra”, ele começou a frase mas foi interrompido por um gemido grave que não conseguiu segurar, “a aluna boazinha ser tão gostosa de fuder… essa buceta gostosa… me apertando pra caralho… puta madre…”, ele segurou seu rosto com uma mão, formando um biquinho ao apertar suas bochechas, enquanto se enterrava cada vez mais em ti, te fazendo choramingar ao senti-lo tão fundo. uma das mãos desceu até seu pescoço novamente, te forçando a manter o contato visual, já com a outra livre, lambeu os dois dedos com a língua molinha e os levou até debaixo da sua blusa, beliscando o mamilo entre o indicador e o médio babadinhos.

fernando!prof que desceu as mãos grandes até sua bunda, te subindo para cima e para baixo no pau dele, agarrando sua pele com uma força que com certeza te deixaria dolorida no dia seguinte. além de querer ditar o ritmo da cavalgada - te fazendo engolir todo o comprimento e pouco se importando que a sua buceta pingando molhava a calça dele toda -, a escolha foi estratégica para te tirar de cima para gozar fora. as estocadas ficaram cada vez mais desengonçadas, e rapidamente fernando levantou seus quadris, arrancando um barulho de desaprovação seu que foi cessado quando ele te sentou em cima das coxas dele, mantendo suas pernas bem abertas e jogando todo o líquido branquinho na sua buceta que pulsava ao redor de nada ao ver a mão grande masturbando o próprio membro, fez uma verdadeira bagunça: melou sua calcinha e a sua intimidade, suspirando ao ver a porra escorrendo pelas suas dobrinhas e virilha, também a parte interna da sua coxa e também um pouco da própria calça que ele usava.

fernando!prof que respirava pesado ao ver a cena diante dos próprios olhos. por mais que estivesse ciente de que isso tinha sido completamente inapropriado, tendo acabado de trair sua esposa pela primeira vez na vida e ainda por cima com uma aluna, era difícil recuperar o bom senso quando seu pau ainda estava duro, já que suas pernas estavam abertinhas na frente dele, expondo sua intimidade suja de porra e que até brilhava de tão molhada. quando o olhar de fernando encontrou o seu, a mão grande parou na sua nuca e te aproximou para um beijo, sedento e molhado. ao sentir o pau pulsando novamente, já desesperado para te ter de novo, fernando interrompeu o beijo e perguntou: “quer ser boazinha pra mim mesmo? hm?”, e quando você acenou um ‘sim’ desesperadinho com a cabeça, ele imitou o movimento, te caçoando, com o olhar fixo nos seus lábios inchadinhos e vermelhos de tanto ser beijada.

fernando!prof que aproximou os dedos da sua buceta, recolhendo ao redor dela toda a porra que tinha te sujado e levando os dígitos sujos até a sua boca, te fazendo chupar os dedos melados do líquido branquinho. “isso… boa garota…”, ele te elogiava enquanto os dedos saiam e entravam entre seus lábios, fodendo a sua boca devagarinho. “agora me ajuda a limpar a bagunça que você me fez fazer, hm?”, ele disse, retirando os dedos e lentamente unindo seu cabelo em um rabo de cavalo com as duas mãos. sorriu orgulhoso quando te viu concordar novamente com a cabeça, passando uma perna para o outro lado do quadril dele e logo ficando de joelhos no banco do passageiro, abaixando a cabeça até o pau que há instantes atrás estava dentro de você.

fernando!prof que fudeu sua boquinha dentro do carro, segurando seu cabelo e te fazendo tomar todo o comprimento dele. até se preocupou ao ouvir os barulhos de engasgo que você fazia, guiando sua boca até a glande para que você pudesse respirar, mas quando viu que você desceu novamente pelo membro até encostar o nariz na virilha - por conta própria, sedenta - não segurou um sorriso sacana. “era isso que você queria, hm? quando vinha toda boazinha até minha mesa depois da aula, não é?”, perguntou ofegante enquanto te fazia chupar mais rápido. te puxou para perto do rosto dele quando sua única resposta foi um gemido abafado pelo pau dentro da boca. sentiu um tapa estalado na sua bochecha seguido de um “hm? responde”, e quando disse “sim…”, baixinho, sentiu a mão grande te guiar até o membro babadinho de novo. “se eu soubesse teria te comido no primeiro dia de aula ainda, pobrecita…”, ele admitiu enquanto a mão livre passeou pelas suas costas, descendo até sua bunda, “ainda mais se eu soubesse como sua bucetinha é gostosa…”, deixando um tapa estalado na sua nádega e logo após apalpando a carne sensível.

fernando!prof que soltou um ar soprado pela boca e continuou: “tá me chupando tão bem, chiquita…”, a mão novamente chegou até sua entradinha molhada que pulsava com as palavras e os gemidos graves, enfiando dois dedos ali de novo, mas agora num ritmo torturante, lento, que arrancou outro gemido manhoso de ti. “vou encher essa boquinha gulosa de leitinho também…” - interrompeu a frase para retirar os dedos de dentro da sua buceta e deixar um tapa estalado ali, te fazendo gemer novamente ao redor dele - “e você vai engolir tudo, não vai? claro que sim… é uma putinha tão obediente…”, os dígitos compridos passaram a estimular seu pontinho sensível, deslizando os dedos para lá e para cá, se aproveitando do quão molhada você estava.

fernando!prof que quando estava perto de gozar novamente, passou a fazer círculos mais contidos no seu clitóris. te deixava louca: gemia grave, ocasionalmente te chamando de “gostosa” entre alguns xingamentos. você sentia que poderia gozar de novo só com a forma que, agora, ele segurava o rabo de cavalo firme e levantava os quadris para cima, fodendo sua boca de uma forma que fazia você sujar a virilha de saliva e gemer ao redor dele. a respiração estava mais ofegante, fernando retirou a mão que estimulava seu pontinho sensível de lá, só para cuspir na própria palma e retomar a te tocar, sorrindo e fechando os olhos ao ouvir o barulhinho molhado e sentir como estava fundo na sua garganta. os olhos marrons se abriram momentaneamente, só para que ele pudesse te ver de quatro no banco, com o vestidinho embolado até seus quadris enquanto ele masturbava sua buceta, mordendo o lábio ao pensar como seria te ver desse outro ângulo. “aposto que se eu comesse seu cuzinho também ia me engolir todo, nena…”, admitiu baixinho enquanto fodia sua boca mais rápido. “te encher de porra… carajo…”, ele jogou a cabeça para trás e segurou sua cabeça firme enquanto levantava os quadris para se esvaziar, dessa vez dentro de você, bem fundo na sua garganta.

fernando!prof que segurou sua nuca e lentamente guiou seu rosto até perto do dele, e lambeu os próprios lábios ao ver seu estado: cabelo bagunçado, bochechas coradas e ofegante, com os lábios vermelhinhos e o queixo com um pequeno resquício da porra dele. “abre, deixa eu ver”, ele disse - mais dócil que antes - com a mão encostada na sua bochecha e o polegar encostado no seu inferior, cuidadosamente empurrando ele para baixo, sinalizando que era para abrir a boca. e você obedeceu, partiu os lábios e até colocou a língua para fora, o mostrando que tinha engolido tudo, fazendo ele suspirar. “boa garota…”, ele elogiou e recolheu o que tinha permanecido no seu queixo com o polegar, empurrando o líquido até sua boquinha, e respirando pesado quando você aceitou o dedo, chupando e limpando ele. o mais velho te aproximou para um beijo, mas o interrompeu para ajeitar seu vestido, se afastando para passar a mão menos suja no seu cabelo, alinhando seus fios. “obrigada…”, você agradeceu baixinho. “obrigado você. boa noite…”, e com isso, ele deixou um selinho na sua bochecha e estendeu o braço para abrir a porta para ti.

[wowzyee]

hiiii could you do yandere 007n7 x reader and some HCs? Im also from AO3 by the way!

🧼🌸 anon <3

Sure!

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007n7-

❥│Before he was Forsakened, he probably had his eye on you

❥│You better believe he’s taking advantage of his exploits

❥│He’s calmer than when he was younger, but he can be violent if needed

❥│He would get jealous of people you spent your time with

❥│If you liked someone else, he would be absolutely devastated

❥│The others are already wary of him, so he probably wouldn’t kill anyone, especially since they would just respawn

❥│It’s not stalking, it’s just walking extremely close behind

❥│Anyways, he stalks you constantly and probably has cameras or microphones hidden in your cabin

❥│He’s not clingy, but he hates not being able to see you

❥│This man is absolutely touch starved, you can barely hug him and he’s putty in your hands

❥│He’s less toxic of a yandere compared to someone like Shedletsky or Two Time

❥│I lied, he’s very clingy, he hates not being able to cuddle you 24/7, if you let him touch you at all

❥│He totally doesn’t “borrow” your things

❥│He would be very overprotective of you, you would cause him lots of panic attacks if you’re a reckless person

❥│He wants to try to get you to hang out with him, but he’s too nervous to ask

Here’s the Oneshot!

“P-Please, don’t scare m-me like that ever a-again.”

007n7 shook as he wrapped his arms around you, kneeling down. How did you get here?

Well, you had practically thrown yourself at the killer in the start of the round, a feeble attempt to stun the killer. Instead of stunning the killer, you got a sharp, oozing gash to the side.

After that, you wandered aimlessly through the map before passing out due to blood loss.

007n7, who had realized you were no longer in his sight, began to panic, frantically trying to use his CoolGUI to find you.

Lucky for him, it worked, but he almost wished it didn’t; the sight was horrid for him, your bloody body draped over a generator, clothes soaked in the coppery red liquid, your form barely breathing.

He had immediately rushed to your side, hands shaking as he lifted you up.

“Please, please wake up. Please, I need you to wake up.”

He took off his sweater vest, attempting to wrap it around your wound to stop the blood flow. It was then that 007n7 noticed the metal piece lodged into the deep gash. He would have to widen the incision in order to remove it and clean your round.

Hands still trembling, he pulled a spare knife he had “borrowed” from Two Time and brought it to your wound. You hazily opened your eyes, head throbbing and side aching, a painful, almost burning sensation.

“Pl-please, don’t hate me for this.”

He drove the knife into your wound, gripping the handle tighter as you flinched. You covered your mouth, muffling your pained noises as to not alert the killer.

“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry . . .”

007n7 continued mumbling apologies and condolences as he widened the slash in your side.

Meanwhile, Elliot, who had realized someone was injured, was making his way towards your location. He froze the moment he arrived, the hot pizza slice falling out of his grasp.

“What the HELL are you doing to them?!”

007n7 froze, looking at Elliot before rapidly shaking his head.

“N-no, Elliot, i-it’s not what you think, I swear, I’m-“

“You’re WHAT? Dissecting them like some-some PSYCHOPATH?? I-I left you both out of my sight for TWO MINUTES-“

“Elliot, PLEASE, I need you to believe me, I’m trying to help them! Please, they need a medkit, I-“

Elliot grit his teeth, throwing a medkit down at 007n7.

“Take it. But after this, stay the Hell away from them. I don’t need you ruining their life as well.”

007n7 paused a short while before immediately grabbing the medkit and taking out a bottle of medical alcohol. He gripped your hand after rolling up your shirt, attempting to open the bottle with his teeth. It shook back and forth, some of the clear liquid spilling onto the grass and his pants.

“O-oh, shit. H-hey, this is going to hurt. Squeeze my hand, okay? Ready?”

He nodded to himself before pouring the alcohol onto the deep slice. It took all of your willpower to not scream.

It burned and stung more intensely now, and it only got worse when 007n7 stuck his gauze-covered hand into the wound and gripped the large metal plate stuck inside of you.

At least it didn’t puncture your lung.

He pulled it out as fast as his ever-shaking hands would let him. You groaned as he finished bandaging the wound.

“S-sorry, I’m so sor-“

He froze in place as you hugged him.

Which brings you to now; 007n7 shaking, beginning to sob as he clung to you, his breath ragged.

“Y-you scared me s-so bad. I-I’m so glad I got here on t-time, because if you would’ve died-“

‘-I’m not sure I could live with myself.’

Odd words, considering that you would just respawn. Though, it was probably more convenient to have gotten that metal slab out of your body first, and besides, maybe 007n7 just didn’t want to let you feel the pain of respawning.

The round ended not too long after, and you ended up back in the lobby, still being cradled in 007n7’s arms. He had buried his face into your neck, letting you feel the warm tears that rolled down his face.

The other survivors, excluding Guest, Taph, and Dueskkar, were staring at you two.

Elliot clenched his fists, pulling 007n7 off of you and helping you to your feet before turning around to yell at him.

“I told you to give them the medkit and GET AWAY from them!”

Elliot rolled his eyes as 007n7 pathetically stammered out a response.

“U-uh, t-they- w-what if-“

“Just . . . leave me alone. Leave them alone, too. No one wants you here, especially not them!”

007n7 gripped the rug tighter, pursing his lips shut and praying that no more tears would flow out.

Elliot grabbed your arm, gently pulling you outside to your cabin.

He sat you down, putting his arms on your shoulders. Elliot’s voice softened as he spoke to you, returning to his normally sweet tone.

“Are you okay? I swear, if that bastard HURT you-“

You nodded your head no, reassuring him you were fine and that you didn’t need anything. Eventually, Elliot gave in and sighed, planting a small kiss on your forehead before freezing.

“S-sorry, was that too forward?”

You winced and blushed, looking at the ground before pulling him into a kiss. It was short, but to Elliot, it seemed like an eternity.

In a good way, of course. He blushed again, sheepishly running the back of his neck as his eyes darted in the other direction.

“R-right, uhm, I-I’m going to go help Shedletsky heal the others. B-bye!”

He zoomed out of the cabin.

007n7, who had watched the entire thing, felt his heart drop. He crumpled the daisy he held in his hand, more salty tears welling up in his eyes.

Of course you didn’t love him, why should you?

He wasn’t worthy of love, especially not yours.

Elliot was right; no one wanted him around, especially not you.

He should milk himself again like he did before he got to this Hellish place.

He shook his head rapidly, trying to dispel the thoughts from his head. He watched as you lay there on your bed, slowly falling asleep.

He wanted to have you.

No, he didn’t want you.

He needed you.

He needed you to be by his side in the morning when he wakes up, needed you to hug him and tell him everything is going to be alright when he had those terrible thoughts and the pain of losing C00lkid.

And if he had to hurt you, he would if it guaranteed you were his.

You woke up the next morning to find the lights in your cabin were all out. It was pitch black outside, per usual.

You looked out your window; too dark and too dirty to see anything.

As you stood up, you felt a sudden prickle on your back; something or someone was watching you.

You shuddered.

It was cold.

Why was it cold? Your cabin was usually warm.

Odd.

As you searched for a match, something brushed against your foot, causing you to jump.

You were then pinned to the bed as something was put on your mouth; tape.

A familiar voice then rang out.

“I-I’m so sorry, my love.”

CRACK! POP!

The grotesque sound of 007n7’s hammer slamming into your bones echoed in the small room.

You screamed, muffled and drowned out by the tape.

SNAP! CRUNCH!

He brought the hammer down on your other leg, tears streaming down his face as he sobbed out meaningless apologies.

He dropped the hammer to the ground, pulling a cloth from his pocket and drenching it in a strong-smelling liquid. He placed it on your nose over the tape covering your mouth, forcing you into his lap and holding you there.

“I-it’s okay, shhh. I-I’m going to take good care of you, I-I promise I’ll make you happy, I’ll fix your wounds . . .”

‘. . . He could never love you as much as I do.’

I sincerely apologize if this sucked. 💔