#MAMA WILL COME BACK..

[nortonwifey]

ewwww i have school tomorrow :CC i wanna tend to my chao garden ... man.... bro thats soooo cringe >:((((

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

Like Mother, Like Son

The thought that lives rent free in my brain: what if Sam and John get to have the tavern basement honeymoon but their relationship cools down a bit before the Gambit (cause Sam's falls hard and deep in love and it scares John), then in the pogrom Sam loses not only his home and people (which is already horrible) but also his faith in something... very personal, quite childish and extremely important. He fails as the main character of this fairy tale that his mother spun about his father and so his dream of "normal childhood" could be no more.

And this loss makes Sam's final decision even more desperate.

(But boys are both wise enough to talk after the siege. And then kiss and re-steal Wenceslaus 🎉🎉🎉)

Some cringe jam agenda under the spoiler:

On the one hand, we have Sam, the best boy ever. It's obvious that he is a cp2077 streetkid (he is natural at lying when he sends Henry to "anti-semites" and when he asks about the sword) but he also is a goody-two-shoes (he quotes the Torah, doesn't get Devil's racist joke, worries about her mom). He takes the best of both worlds for survival.

At the same time, Sam takes a terrible risk when he wants to know about the dad whom Sam thought he let go a long time ago (re:dialogue with Godwin). And my boy gets drunk from stress in Ratbož, which is... understandable but VERY unreasonable. And Sam's post-pogrom thoughts about his dad are pure letters from Delululand. Okay, Martin gets to Prague, what next? The only option where they could all be together is the baptism of Sara and Sam, and this is... wow. Sam, I'm sorry.

And all of Sam's revenge is sooo naive. If he thought about it with something other than his heart (at least, with the Torah) he would have stayed in Kolin* to really help "his people" and not stupidly hoped that christians would let Sam, a jew, kill a nobleman??? (separately, we can twirl a lock of hair around our finger thinking about Sam choosing Zizka's order. Such fatherless behaviour...)

And this is understandable. Sam's position has always been shaky, ambivalent. He's a jewish princess a rabbi's grandson but kids-with-fathers know that Sam is also rabbi's dirty laundry (re:dialogue between Sam and Jehuda after the attack on Ratbož). And there's a whole world out there where he has to wear the yellow hat. He feels out of place. Restless. Incomplete.

With a past like that, Sam can be one of the most loyal and intelligent dogs in the game, if someone finds the right way to scratch behind his ear. But without this Sam will be stormed trying to find everything that could make him feel grounded. He will taste all sins of his mother or heroin

On the other hand, we have John aka everyone's OC. We know a few facts about him: he personally destroyed Sigismund's support in Hungary, while dodging assassins (i.e. he's terribly competent as a wily basement rat), he likes wine (and possibly sex re:he suggests a sullen Henry to have a drink and to visit the bathmaids), and he, firstly, cooperates with jews (open-minded as hell!!), and secondly, he helps them (which, by the way, to me doesn't seem to be so unprofessional? I feel this act is sincere but in the long run it goes into John's portfolio and turns him into the top 10 best employers in Bohemia). A crazy character in canon and in my fanfic where I give him injuries so he fits Sam perfectly...

Thinks about it, it's a Tasty Concept: Sam seduced by a character like John (christian daddy issue meets a real person who loves to listen, knows how to order people around and enjoys that, it's craaaazy) vs John who seduces Sam (a cute Other (I mean a concentrated philosophical Other) with a sharp mind and a sharp dagger turns out to be paradoxically close in spirit and... the perfect complement to everything in himself).

One of the best toys in the store!!

*on the thousandth playthrough of Exodus a sneaky worm of doubt crept into my unshakable confidence that Sam could have been sent by Jehuda. But even in that paradigm, a stealth mission with Sam is just... well, bro...

[leftoverrpgs]

Obsessed with the way Brennan has encapsulated “No cost too great” in the character of Steel. She would lay down her life to win a battle and for the chance to see her daughter again. She would sacrifice that same daughter to a coven of witches for the chance at intel. She would put a spell on her daughter that could kill her and would take the Citadel flagship across the sea during wartime to make sure no one else could.

She is building the new world for her daughter. She would execute her daughter to maintain her position. She is building the new world for the next generation of wizards. She would send them all into the meat grinder if it were needed. She is building the new world to bring peace for everyone. The lives of children are a detail that she cannot afford to attend to.

Her enemies showed her a vision of the future and she will pay any price for it. And I cannot wait to see what that vision entails.

[wraithwen]

devil on your shoulder <3

[emosingles]

I yearn for the mines (yaoi)

[80181880]

PLAYER 230

[brenshor]

He misses Kara that's why he's being a shit

[archivewriter1ont]

Cadet Batch Quotes

Cody: *just now finding out the Batch was cadetified* You SHRUNK the 99s!?

Rex: Technically, they’re de-aged. Also, Echo did it.

Echo: I did not! *grabs* Give him back, for kriff’s sake!

Cody: *snarling, clutching 7-yr-old Hunter closer* No! You had them for two hours and you did this! What if next time you vaporize them?!

Cadet Tech: Theoretically, the bright side to being vaporized would be that we would not survive to be embarrassed by the result, a situation we are currently enduring.

Cody:

Rex:

Echo: 

Cody: There is NO BRIGHT SIDE to being vaporized!

Cadet Crosshair: We wouldn’t have to listen to you argue.

Cadet Wrecker: Yeah. Everyone’s friends when they’re dead.

Cody:

Cody: I swear to the Maker, I have no idea how you four are still alive.

Echo: Now that we’ve established that, can I have Hunter back now?

Cody: *hiss* Absolutely not!

Cadet Hunter: *being squished* Please, Cody? Cuz I can’t breathe.

[nova2cosmos]

found sometime to doodle Inverso

but im busy with school so imma gotta go back in the life ben🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️

[holyblanchett]

I've heard tell of Agatha All Along being renewed for a season two may you show me the way?

[fish-in-the-aquarium]

five of cups

Confusion of feelings

Other "cards": two of swords | nine of cups | it will take time |

You can interpret this art however you want!! My own thoughts will appear here as a link to The Main Jamuel Art when I finish it 🙏

[ghurab-alzilal]

LoA's Jason, looking at two months baby Damian : I don't want to be a babysitter. I can't handle myself, what could I do with a baby?

Baby Damian: *babbles while squeezing Jason's nose *

LoA's Jason, holding back his tears : Beloved son! I will protect you with my life!

Talia, coming back from the toilet : Ok, you can give me back my child.

LoA's Jason, escaping with the baby in his arms : No! He is mine!! I gave birth to him!!!

[godzilla-elvis]

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@j-elvis-oppenheimer ….

@lionelvisanimatronic …

@elvonda-odysley …

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[itsamenickname]

Hot take: I would've enjoyed Super Mario Sunshine a lot more if Nintendo incorporated the following two changes:

Have Luigi be in the game (whether playable or not playable)

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY

2. Have Bowser tell Jr. that Luigi was his mama instead of Peach.

This concludes my Bowuigi hot take, good night everyone.

[jstoddwrites]

Posting Random Drafts I Find

There is someone following him.

Normally, that particular alarm would set him off in ways that leads to things getting loud, messy, or both. This time it doesn’t cause any of that because the person following him is just a kid. And with the life he leads he knows underestimating children is stupid, they can be just as dangerous if not more dangerous than any other adult; he knows from experience; being that he was one of those children.

The point is he knows there’s a small pup following him, and more importantly, he very on purpose, does not know this specific pup’s name. He has taken to calling him everything from munchkin, to nugget, to variations of little monster, but he doesn’t know his name, for the simple reason that Jason knows on an intrinsic bone deep level that he will be so far beyond fucked if he ever find’s out the kid’s name.

Regardless, there is a kid following him, and he’s the Red Hood, a promised safe adult for the pups of the alley before he’s some heart sick wanna be omega with a maternal instinct a mile goddamn long for this—

He’s getting away from himself.

There is a kid following him, a kid that he keeps bringing back to the little shelters he sets up for the abandoned and orphaned, a kid — that for some god forsaken reason — refuses to stay put.

A kid that refuses to not only stay put, but refuses to stay away from him.

So he slows down just enough to let the little gremlin have an easier time following him without giving it away that he knows he’s there, and leads him right to the front door of a building marked with a red bat. Nugget looks up at him without an ounce of shame. In fact, he is practically sparkling with how much pride is encased in those big brown eyes, round and rosy cheeks turning a shade darker as his plump little face squeezes out every dose of joy he feels for “sneaking up” on the red Hood.

(Jason’s willing to admit that proud little snaggle tooth smile is the best part of his night.)

Jason sighs, the voice modulator turning it to pure static, “I brought you here 2 hours ago kid, what are you doing out here?”

‘Following you, ain’t I do good!”

Jason has two options here: crush the munchkin’s hopes and dreams, like an absolute fucking monster, or say he did well and pretend he isn’t completely and utterly terrified someone isn’t gonna snatch the kid up while he isn’t paying attention.

He takes his glove off, the scent patches still on because he hasn’t completely forgotten the rules he put in place for himself and the pup in front of him. He ruffles the kids hair, and feels his heart constrict when the little shit nuzzles further up into his hand, absolutely preening under the attention, “Yeah kid you did well... Now you need to go inside and go to bed.”

[complakei]

I think something that probably takes up a good 3/4 of my thinking space is like. How does the scum villain timeline work so that shang qinghua dies and transmigrates into pidw as a little babe yet still finishes writing it but shen yuan transmigrates post peak lord inauguration????? like i absolutely cannot come up with an explanation for this at all because it would make sense if they were transmigrated into different worlds within the pidw universe so that's not right either..... of course there's also the usual Space And Time Fuckery but that explanation just feels sooooo lackluster.... IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

and also what is the criteria to be transmigrated into a certain character????? like do u have to share a last name (i.e. 沈垣 transmigrates into 沈九 / 沈清秋) which means that airplanes last name would be 尚 something.... obviously it's not someone that matches their personality because if that was it i think that shen yuan would have transmigrated into like.. maybe mu qingfang WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY INGERESTING CAN SOMEONE EXPLORE THAT

maybe it's the character that they hate the most??? because shen yuan blames shen jiu for the way bingge turned out to be and is kinda the reason everything happened so maybe airplane hated shang qinghua??? maybe because he was close to mobei (his dream man) and absolute canon fodder???? but i don't know how realistic that is IDK IDKKKKK

i think another solid argument would be the character that they look most similar to. we know that shen yuan looks Really Really similar to shen jiu which is why sha hualing kidnapped him in the vegetable body to make bing happy and shen yuan has described his former self as "a dispirited pretty boy sitting around waiting to die" (i will expand on this in another post i have so many thoughts on this) which would also make sense for airplane to transmigrate into shang qinghua because dream man = guy who knows dream man = self insert character whether subconscious or otherwise...... i don't know i need someone else's input you guys 😭😭😭