#Madea

[neon-cit3]

This got shadow banned on TikTok for “sexual content” so I hope it’s more appreciated here lol

[myheromarveldemia]

Endeavor (hearing a device play Megan Thee Stallion’s “Thot Shit”): Ugh, I can’t believe the nasty, ratchet garbage you kids listen to these days. I mean, how can you even call that music?

Touya: Uh, Dad…

Endeavor: No wonder your generation is so messed up. You have this unintelligible junk rotting your brains!

(Rei enters the room)

Endeavor: Hey, Rei, get a load of what passes for music these days!

Rei: Hold that thought. I think I left my phone in here. Oh, there it is! (she picks up her phone—which had “Thot Shit” playing as its ringtone) There we go. God, I love that song.

[sugarmountain2]

Madio and DEA (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

[welcome-to-the-drive-in]

Chapter 1: Pink Luggage, Southern Heat

The sun was just starting to kiss the Atlantic horizon as I stepped off the Greyhound bus, my little pink suitcase wheels clicking on the cracked pavement of the Outer Banks. My heart fluttered like a hummingbird on a sugar rush, equal parts excitement and nerves buzzing through my veins. Five foot tall, curves in all the right places—my stomach soft and real, my boobs big and unapologetic, and my little chubby butt tucked neatly into my high-waisted pink shorts—I looked like a Malibu Barbie dropped straight into this wild, salty world.

Honestly, the ocean breeze smelled like freedom, but also like challenge. I wasn’t just any girl moving in with her grandma—no, I was Madea’s granddaughter. And Madea was a whole mood. A hurricane wrapped in a Southern drawl, who didn’t do fuss, nonsense, or untied shoelaces. Living here meant I had to blend the Malibu pink with the Outer Banks grit, and that wasn’t gonna be easy.

My phone buzzed with a new text: “You here yet, Princess? Madea’s porch swing is waiting. Don’t keep an old lady waiting.”

I smiled and replied, “Pulling up now. Hope she’s ready for Barbie with a little bit of soul.”

The neighborhood sparkled like it was plucked from a coastal magazine—painted beach houses with white railings, palm trees bending in the salty wind, and lawn flamingos that somehow fit perfectly in this southern-meets-california vibe. But the charm was raw, not polished.

I reached the house, a two-story pastel blue beauty with pink shutters and a porch wide enough for three swing sets. Madea was sitting on the front porch, rocking in her chair with a stern look that softened the moment she saw me. Her gray hair was pulled back in a tight bun, her eyes sharp but welcoming.

“Well, if it ain’t my Malibu Barbie,” she said, standing to meet me with arms wide open. “You better not come in here looking like no city slicker trying to play dress up.”

I laughed, shaking out my curly ponytail. “Madea, you know I’m realer than real. And I brought my whole vibe.”

She shook her head, grinning. “You got enough pink for the whole beach, baby girl. But let’s see if you got the grit.”

The door creaked open, and the scent of warm cornbread and cinnamon filled the air. The house was a blend of Southern charm and a splash of Malibu pink accents—rose gold picture frames, fluffy cushions with sequined flamingos, and a massive basket of handmade quilts on the couch.

After setting down my suitcase, I peeked into what would be my room. It was like a Malibu Barbie dream come to life—soft bubblegum pink walls, a plush white shag rug, a vanity decked out with every shade of pink lipstick and nail polish, and fairy lights twinkling above the bed.

My closet was a whole vibe: rows of pastel dresses, high-waisted skirts, cropped tops in every shade of pink and lavender, racks of delicate jewelry sparkling under the light, and a corner dedicated to bikinis and silky robes. I ran my hand over the satin sheets and smiled.

“This is going to be alright,” I whispered to myself.

But just as I started unpacking, my phone pinged again. It was a message from a local Kook girl named Tia, who I’d met through Madea’s friends at church: “Welcome to the OBX. You ready for your first beach party? Rafe Cameron will be there. Heard you’re Madea’s granddaughter. Watch out—he’s trouble, but he’s cute.”

My heart skipped. Rafe Cameron was infamous—a wild Cameron with a reputation as hot and dangerous as the ocean during a storm. I knew I shouldn’t care, but I did.

Madea walked in, her eyes narrowing when she saw the message. “You listening, baby? Those Kooks can look pretty on the outside, but inside, it’s all claws and teeth. Don’t get caught up in their games.”

I nodded but felt a flicker of excitement. Maybe this wild new world had a place for a Malibu Barbie with roots deeper than the pink gloss on her lips.

That night, I lay on my bed, scrolling through my Malibu-inspired playlist—Nicki, SZA, Chloe x Halle—letting the beats drown out the distant sound of ocean waves. Outside, the stars shimmered like the glitter on my nails, and for the first time in a long time, I felt like I was exactly where I was supposed to be.

Madea’s voice drifted through the house, calling out, “Barbie, you better get some rest. Tomorrow, the OBX is gonna test you.”

And I was ready.

[unitedfrontvarietyhour]

"Surprise from above is never as shocking as from below."

- Karis Nemik

(Pt.2)

[smartcookie123]

My Top 50 Best Films of All Time

[abbysanders2000]

Alan: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes.

Marko: OK. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you.

Alan: You think? I know tae kwon do.

Marko: And I know whoop your ass!

[nunesbytko]

All people have done is taken Chrissies' video about Sinners and just copied it. But JustinJ1232 not only copied her video, but had the fucking audacity to compare Annie to Madea. Not only is that an insult to Ryan and the character. But you're seriously going to compare Tyler's psycho performance to Wunmi? Honestly Justin get the fuck out of here!

Can we also talk about how Justin steals most of his talking points from smaller black creators on YT and black twitter?

[djkoopaking90]

[sacredwarrior88]

Was feeling stressful and awful with last assignment and three weeks of work still due between today and the 27th May at midnight and then Madea popped up on my feed and I was laughing and now I feel better 🥹

I miss her so much, when I finish this year, I wanna buy all the Madea films, a whole lot of pizza and snacks and just have a big Madea binge watch🥹🤧

Need her attitude to help me over the next few days, I really do.

That’s the power of Madea! 😁 She can do anything! 😃

[theguywithaplan]

List of Movies Turning Twenty (20) Years Old in 2025

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Alone in the Dark (directed by Uwe Boll, so... guess how good it is)

The Amityville Horror (the remake starring Ryan Reynolds)

Are We There Yet? (a road trip comedy starring Ice Cube)

Bad News Bears

Batman Begins

Because of Winn-Dixie

Brokeback Mountain (THE gay movie)

Capote

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the one with Johnny Depp)

Chicken Little (abyss content)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Coach Carter

Constantine (starring Keanu Reeves as John Constantine)

Corpse Bride

Crash (this one Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain and people were NOT happy)

The Devil's Rejects

Diary of a Mad Black Woman (the first Madea movie)

Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist

Doom (based on the game of the same name, and stars Dwayne Johnson and Karl Urban)

The Dukes of Hazzard

Elektra (spin-off of Daredevil)

Fantastic Four (the one with Chris Evans as the Human Torch)

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Fun With Dick and Jane (stars Jim Carrey)

Get Rich or Die Tryin' (the 50 Cent biopic starring 50 Cent as 50 Cent).

Good Night, and Good Luck

Guess Who (a remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Herbie: Fully Loaded (starring Lindsay Lohan)

A History of Violence (starring Viggo Mortensen and directed by David Cronenberg).

Hitch (starring Will Smith and Kevin James)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Island (directed by Michael Bay)

King Kong (directed by Peter Jackson)

Kingdom of Heaven (directed by Ridley Scott)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (starring a pre-Iron Man Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer)

Kronk's New Groove

Land of the Dead (from George A. Romero)

The Legend of Zorro

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

The Longest Yard

Lords of Dogtown (a formational moment for as a skater)

Madagascar

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Mulan II

Munich (from Steven Spielberg)

The Pacifier (starring Vin Diesel as a marine who babysits kids).

Pride and Prejudice

The Producers (a remake of the Mel Brooks movie of the same name).

Red Eye (a pretty decent horror movie from Wes Craven).

Rent (based on the musical of the same name).

The Ring Two

Robots (the Blue Sky Animation movie)

The Sandlot 2 (go watch the original if you haven't already).

Saw II

Sin City

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Sky High (a disney superhero movie from before they owned Marvel).

Son of the Mask (one of the worst movies ever made. Don't watch it.)

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Tarzan II

Walk the Line (the Johnny Cash biopic starring Joaquin Phoenix)

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

War of the Worlds (i watched this movie when i was way too young. absolutely terrifying).

The Weather Man (starring Nicolas Cage).

Wedding Crashers

Zathura

[louisbxne]

BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN (2016) Dir. Tyler Perry

[myheromarveldemia]

Bakugou (shaking Monoma awake): Wake up, dumbass! The League of Villains broke into U.A.!

Monoma (horrified): Oh, God! (catches his breath) You almost gave me a heart attack. You know, you are way too ugly to be waking somebody up in the middle of the night. You gotta ease that ugly up on people. You can’t just show it to them all at once.

Bakugou (punches him really hard in the stomach): Come on, we gotta stop ‘em!

Monoma (groaning): Maybe we can scare them away by showing them your face…

[harognakosh]

[welcome-to-the-drive-in]

“Pretty in Pink, Wild in OBX”

✨ Description:

When a 5’0” petite Black girl with curves, confidence, and a full-on Malibu Barbie aesthetic is sent to live with her no-nonsense grandma Madea in the Outer Banks, she expects sun, peace, and cute bikinis. What she doesn’t expect? The messy drama of Kook life, bonfire parties that feel like warzones, and a certain dangerous golden boy named Rafe Cameron who can’t seem to stay out of her orbit.

With her bubblegum-pink wardrobe, diamond nameplate, and a heart too big for her own good, she turns heads everywhere she goes—but being different in the OBX isn’t easy. When sparks fly between her and Rafe, she finds herself caught between fairy tale romance and real-world chaos.

She’s soft, sweet, and stylish—but don’t get it twisted. She’s Madea’s granddaughter. And if the Outer Banks tries her, she’s ready to fight back in heels.

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A 10-chapter Outer Banks x Madea AU love story full of pink lip gloss, Southern auntie wisdom, Kook chaos, and the unexpected softness of a boy who might be broken… but never bored around her.

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“She came to the OBX with pink luggage and a sharp tongue. Rafe Cameron never stood a chance.”

[lesbianamalvada]

can we talk about how Tyler Perry's Madea franchise is modern minstrel humor and Black people eat it up? can we talk about how a large percentage of Black humor seems like it's all about just mocking and embarrassing Black women? Or is that just me?