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designs erm..
i made some for the other doom lords but they aren't finalized yet so heres this first.
#unikitty#unikitty!#master frown#master frown unikitty#unikitty master frown#master papercuts#master papercuts unikitty#unikitty master papercuts#master malice#master malice unikitty#unikitty master malice
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They discovered his darkest secret...
My first time drawing the doomlords other than Master Frown and Master Doom!
#lego#lego movie#fanart#fancomic#comic#the lego movie#master frown#unifrown#unikitty#master doom#doomlord#doom lord#Master Pain#Master Fear#Master Hazard#Master Plague#Master Malice#Master Misery
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[Image Description: Icons of supporting characters in the Big Bright World AU. They are lineless, simplified versions of the characters’ heads, and they don’t have their faces on them. In Row One, there’s Ellie, Timidity, Ivy, and Master Doom. Row Two features Master Pain, Master Fear, Master Hazard, Master Plague, and Master Malice. In Row Three, there’s Master Misery and Master Papercuts. /End ID.]
I cooked up some more character icons, including my Wattpad friend Char’s OCs, Ellie and Timidity!
You can learn more about them here:
#Unikitty!#AU#alternate universe#Doom Lords#Master Doom#Master Pain#Master Fear#Master Hazard#Master Plague#Master Malice#Master Misery#Master Papercuts#oc#ocs#not my oc#Ellie#Timidity#Unikitty: Big Bright World
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rahhhh about time I make my own fankid
Meet Jade! My Halice Fankid :DD (She doesn’t have a doomlord name yet)


Still thinking of stuff for her, but her flame basically comes out of her horns, like hazard she can control it but it can change based on her emotions. I don’t rly know why I made her say take it back, I pictured somebody insulted something to do with her and she got mad. She was also a lil attention seeker as a child lol.
Also she won’t be apart of my au, since it involves the doomlords still doing their work and stuff. I just wanted to make a fanchild 😀 Maybe I’ll do something with her in the future but I really don’t know 🤷♀️
Anyway take a Halice edit cause I don’t have anything else to show 😄😄😄
(sorry if I have the lyrics wrong 😭😭)
#unikitty#unikitty!#😀😀😀#doomlords#unikitty doomlords#master hazard#master malice#halice#fankid#unikitty fankids#art#edit#oc art#unikitty oc
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WAIT wilds weapons break in botw so quickly for the EXACT SAME REASON they do in totk but malice is more dilute than gloom!!
#That's such a obvious and straightforward deliniation wow#If the dev team did it on purpose that's genius if not it's still stupendous accidental plot hole filling#I imagine after botw the master sword stopped breaking and so he eventually started using it as his main weapon again which is why in totk#He was still using her instead of putting her back to heal#legend of zelda#loz#tears of the kingdom#breath of the wild#It all fits so well!! Nobody in botw mentioned it because that was all they'd known! And then just as they were getting used to better#Weapons totk the upheaval happened and everything turned to rust!! And why in lu wilds weapons break while the others don't! Because the#Others didn't have that level of malice!!!#It had nothing to do with fi getting weaker ganon was just a crafty mf who'd been told the master sword would be his end!!!!#It's all ganons fault!!!#linked universe#linkeduniverse#tloz#the legend of zelda#loz link#loz botw#loz breath of the wild#loz totk#loz tears of the kingdom#lu wild#lu chain#lu#ganondorf#loz ganon#calamity ganon#totk ganon
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Chat. IS THAT WHY SPY MASTER IS LIKE THAT?????




CHAT IM. IM GONNA LISTEN TO THIS STORY BUT HOLY SHIT
SHE WANTED TO IMPRESS HIM? EVEN IF IT MEANT REMOVING THINGS FROM HERSELF??? LEAVING ONLY THE KINDNESS????
Is. Is spymaster so angry and so evil because of MISSY????????? CHAT AM I READING THIS RIGHT
IM GONNA GO LISTEN TO THAT STORY BRB🏃♂️
#MISSY GRANTED HERSELF A NEW REGENERATION CYCLE AND CHOSE TO REMOVE THE PARTS OF HERSELF THAT WERE EVIL. TO IMPRESS THE DOCTOR#THEN THAT REGENERATION HOPED TO BETTER HERSELF (MISSY) IN HER PAST#BUT THAT MISSY HADN'T LEARNED YET#GOT TIRED OF IT AND KILLED HER IN AN ACT OF MALICE#LEAVING SPYMASTER TO FALL BACK INTO HIS OLD WAYS. AM I READING THIS RIGHT??????#doc never got to see Missy's final act of kindness...#spy master#doctor who#the master#twissy#I've decided this is twissy deal with it#dhawan!master#the lumiat
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Echoes of Wisdom Headcanon Countdown
༺ Day 96▪︎ 5 Left
When Princess Zelda approached the castle to seal Calamity Ganon, a part of the monster recognized the soul that contained it; Zelda's Sealing power was like Rauru's, which kept Ganondorf's body in place, but was far more powerful overall (in the way that Ganondorf could escape the seal temporarily as the Calamity and Rauru had to die for his to even work). At first, he merely recognized it as the power of the princess before her who sealed the Calamity the first time around, but over the course of 100 years he came to recognize also the Sage of Time herself. Somehow, what was left of the human consciousness within the Calamity began to fear - had she followed him all this way to take revenge? In a similar way, Zelda feared the reverse when she traveled to the ancient past and met Ganondorf. Ultimately, the battle was a closed loop. They were doomed to face each other in an infinite cycle, until eventually the Demon Dragon faced its end. In a way, it parallels Hylia and Demise. I wonder if Zelda ever had dreams of the events at the beginning of time during the Imprisoning War? If perhaps the Calamity continued the same constant struggle to escape like the Imprisoned?
sealing power zelda is crazy and if at any point her powers come back at the same time as her time power, hyrule will never be in danger again she will be so op
#echoes of wisdom headcanon countdown#nocturne's headcanons#wise heart of hylia#powerful malice of demise#album of hyrule#hyrule's gossip stones#legend of zelda#loz#the legend of zelda#tloz#zelda#princess zelda#the dynamic between ganondorf and zelda in botw totk is super interesting to me#they really are equals but displaced by time#if at any point the “versions” of them had been changed (that being sealing power zelda vs time power zelda/ganondorf vs demon king)#things could have gone totally different directions#if zelda just had her sealing power in the ancient past there would have been no issues#she couldve probably restored the master sword without being sent back in time at all#ganondorf got lucky in that regard lol#zelda headcanon#zelda headcanons#botw totk#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#ganondorf#calamity ganon#totk#botw#botw headcanons#totk headcanons
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∗ o2﹕ sender offers receiver a bite from their fork . how fitting, but does the general dare take the bait from lady jade ? it's just a rice cake, general , risk it 😌
It is offered with the grace of a woman who knows exactly what she is doing, void of a coaxing lilt, and no demand dipped in gaiety. No, simply the poised extension of her hand, the curve of silver balanced between two manicured fingers— poised, practiced, and entirely deliberate. That he knew. It glinted ever faintly under the lantern light, catching not only its shine, but the moment along with it, like a thread drawn taut between two steady hands. A bite of rice cake: softly pressed, and surely lightly sweet, and harmless, innocuous. In another context, it might have been nothing at all. But this was Lady Jade, and this General, for all of his fondness of appearing slow to stir, was anything but a fool, or a blind man.
Though there was no rush, and that seemed to be the lure, the ease with which she waited for him. And so he did not move to take it— not at first. No, instead, his gaze lifted, eyes ever so golden beneath that soft fringe of white hair that shadowed and veiled his brow— as though even his expressions had long since been tempered by long years of restraint. But he watched her like one would regard a flame: measured, remiss of all sense of rush, and quietly aware that to come too close is to court heat. And so while no smile could yet be spotted on his countenance, the shape of one hovered ever so warmly at the corners of his lips, tickling, and aching to surface. Ah, had she not always done this to him? Present him with a dare that would surely beckon any man's curiosity, or at the very least: his own, with an almost certain guarantee. But still he waited, as if to play a game of pretense where he might not give into her this time. But she knew better, and he knew better. "Mm," came in hum, as if weighing the merits of the moment like an indulgence not yet earned. And so his tone proved one almost amused— light, but hardly unguarded. "You do know how to bait a man, Lady Jade."
There was no jest in them, only the truth as he'd learned it in both present and in times long ago, albeit it very different times. And so the words landed gently between them where they dare not disturb the air, and instead settled into something akin to acknowledgment that the distance across the table had, perhaps, narrowed. Distance measured not in inches, but in implications. For a moment, one elbow remained draped over his chair, a slow breathed filtering through parted lips. The air that surrounded them stirred, ever familiar, and it smelled of pressed tea leaves, the faint trace of an earthy incense, and something warmer still— her, perhaps.
At last, there was a twitch that claimed his fingers, and he moved, but not to claim the morsel that she presented him with. No, instead his hand raised, palm upwards, so his fingers could reach for her. The tips of them brushed against the skin of her wrist, just as to connect, but there was no urgency found in him, merely this quiet, and deliberate touch he offered her with in turn. It rested there, steady, the pad of his thumb acting almost of its own accord, as it drew a slow circle across the pulse that should echo beneath the surface. And for a moment, he lingered— as though he were but a simple man reacquainting himself with something forgotten, or perhaps, more accurately: something newly discovered.
And then, with the same measured ease that defines all of his person, the only Dozing General leaned in to claim that which lay promised to him on that curve of silver— and as the coolness of the metal met his lips ever briefly, there was a quiet, and almost imperceptible pause, just enough for a gaze of gold to peer into one of blue, the flicker of a half-smile tugging once more at the corner of his lips, as a breath ghosted across her fingers before his retreat.
—— It was warm, slightly sweet. Not the rice cake.
And when he eased into a recline once more, it was not far— it was not a full retreat, and for a moment longer (an action of greed by a man instead of a General), his hand remained on hers, a thumb pressing ever lightly, intentionally or otherwise, to the skin of her wrist. "You’re not the first to offer me something disguised as harmless," came in a murmur, voice low and warm with amusement, the kind that did not reach the smile that was still slow to form on his lips, but lived instead, behind and within the depth of his eyes. "But you may be the first that I've accepted it from without hesitation." And then, came one more slow pass across that wrist, just as deliberate, before the repose that her hand had been offered by his own was foregone entirely, letting the gesture then pass into memory— though done as unhurried as the rest of him. It was a quiet release, almost as if it had meant nothing at all.
It had been slow, but at least, the faintest curve of a smile found him. It was a subtle one, almost imperceptible to all who knew him but little, but it was there— ever undeniable amidst the features of a tired, old, and yet curious man. "You should be careful, Lady Jade." Was that a chuckle, General? "This could become a habit."
Prompt: Non-verbal prompts. / @avaere
#[ jing yuan. ] history will make its own judgment. if i succeed; it will state that i am supremely confident in my masterful strategy.#[ jing yuan: ic. ] but if I fail; then all will state that i am neglecting my duties in wanton pleasure. preferring finches over my people.#[ jing yuan: inquiries. ] if you want to distract me with questions; i urge you to stop. / ah. how could you suspect such malice?#avaere#[ you know what-- i have nothing to add. ]#[ i mean i do. you know me. i have a thousand things to say. but i'm just... gonna sit on my hands. ]
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you guys have no idea how much i think about the malice champions (the game calls them "hollows" and thats quite frankly terrifying)
#blbllblblb dark reflections of the self and body horror go brrrr#oh they are from aoc if you didnt know. first show up in korok forest (chapter 3 part 1 i think)#they should have had so much more screentime than they did#horrifying concept 0/10 do not like the implications#wish you had been more explored by the narrative#hey so do you think astor could just make malice copies of anyone or is it something special about the champions (and their#link to the divine beasts assumably) that sets them apart#bc like. residual malice in the divine beasts from the first time sending messages back about how to beat the next set?#but maybe not bc iirc he could copy link before he pulled the master sword so its not any sort of godly connection#prolly a combination of “strong spirit makes strong hollow” and “best way to defeat the enemy is for them to do it themselves”#but like gah the angst potential of the champions running into their own hollow- or worse someone elses#(and not realising at first smth is off. korok forest is known for playing tricks on the eyes and the mind)#could you really strike at your fellow champion? your friend? your possible love interest? (if ur insane like me)#anyway they also should have been utilised in the corrupted divine beasts but thats just me and my angst loving heart#(i would have cried so much its probably for the best they didnt. wont stop me tho)#the champions#botw champions#botw#aoc#moss' madness
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So another silly headcanon :D, Actually this turned into more of something for my au with the doomlords
These bishes related

idk lol, ever since I saw the ��super love” song and saw that guy, I’ve always thought they looked somewhat similar to Master Malice. I thinks it’s mainly the horns that are just pulling me in but the eyes and the teeth are also kind of similar(?)
I’m still making backstories and stuff for my au with the doomlords but I’ll just say people in this Lego world can live for a long time. But the main reason Malice’s great grandfather is alive is because they are a demon (like said in the song), so they’re kind of magical and stuff 🤷♀️ so technically malice is part demon- IDK I will make a family chart or something but I don’t wanna make all these characters and stuff rn 😭😭😭
I’m going to call the great grandfather “Gigi” (FOR NOW) because gg can be short for great grandfather and it sounds like Gigi, idk. Anyway Gigi was around a lot when Malice was a kid so they have a close bond.
I also headcanon that Gigi can change their size to how they would like, they usually are tall to come off as scary, but can shrink down to make tasks easier for them (like straight up having a normal eye to eye conversation)
Lol
#unikitty#doomlords#unikitty!#unikitty doomlords#master malice#my au#unikitty au#master hazard#master misery#art
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welcome to elysium part 2: trial time...
Kuya asks question 1: I'm. I'm stressed for olivine. I can feel my chest tighte ning. I ma sweat.ib
Kuya asks question 2: YIKES😬. AND a HaLf i. I have to leave
(minimises the app and lies on the floor for a solid minute)
ok. Ok let's keept his goin. It's ok It's ok olivine confronting his truths is ok he will be better after airing it all out IT WILL BE FINE deepbreathsdeepbreaths
*coughschokes and falls flat back onto the floor*
(....)
(Regains consciousness a few moments later)
Phew, ok,,, we're safe, olivine is facing it head-on and kuya is-
What THE EVERLIVING FR$* ISTHA*passes out again*
#dragQUeen STORYTI-- I MEAN. evil wife OLD FOX STORYTIME WITH THE CHILDREN AT THE LIBRARY!!!!!!#kuya smiling without malice? in an event? where people can see?????#oli calling kuya out on his existential dread?????#from one mother to another. i can see the ennui in ur eyes#eiden's voice piercing thru the veil of self-doubt and general wallowing...#oli and kuya being surprisingly civil toward each other#despite oli's first comment upon their introduction that kuya's personality is a trial from god 😄#master of elysium was all LET ME TIE UP THIS PRIEST WITH A RIBBON AND PRESENT IT TO MASTER KUYA#and kuya's like naaahhh i bet he's more amusing when he's free roaming and independent#(subjects him to an extremely stressful game of truth or dare)#the girls (kuyoli) are turning slumber party games into Saw movies :(...... :)?#part of me wonders whether kuya actually gave that dude what he wanted#actual infinite sweet dream coma or...? plot twist i'm actually gonna torture you forever#i think he got the sweet dream but i just wanna know what happened at his old trial#i am not clever when it comes to these things. somebody needs to stand there and blast me with exposition#paragraph style. all written out.#he dodged the question... but he didn't get stung...? and .... uh whu? or he jus t lied? but he thought his lies were the truth?#furrows brow. idon't know. and i mean. i guess he got what he wanted in the end#what he THINK he wanted in the end?#*shrugs* oh well. i guess it's just . kuya and oli finish their very special episode of uhhhhh#addressing your actual problems before turning to drugs? no. use responsibly and safely if you must?.. uh.....#don't force drugs onto people? ...and... never bring children into a den of desire?#sure! let's go with that!#welcome to elysium
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i think you'd like Chrissy Chlapecka (I may have spelt that wrong) and her music
hi gay peoplEleh !!!!!!
I ADORE chrissy chlapecka! She’s like. The embodiment of what I adore in pop music - she gives me Britney Spears blackout/circus era. Her fashion, her style - it’s everything. I adore her voice - that baby voice vocal fry my British ass could never hope to achieve.
I think she’s underrated atm, like in that musical space where you give it like. Two years and she’ll realise like. The underground album of the year. Very exciting artist to me. Slayyter occupies sort of the same space, but she’s on the come-up i think. I’m guessing u know slayyter tho - not rly similar to Chrissy but in the3 same vague area. I have two wolves inside of me - one listens to Chrissy Chlapecka and charli xcx and Dorian Electra, the other listens to Pulp and The Smiths. Lmao. (I guess I listen to like. Everything tho. I’m full of musical wolves.)
Also this is is like. Horribly unrelated to Chrissy Chlapecka but my two recommendations that I now feel I absolutely must mention whenever talking abt anything remotely music related even when literally no one asked - pls pls pls listen to like. Mother Earth’s Plantasia. It’s an album for plants and it is so beautiful. You can feel the love Mort Garson had for his plants through it. Very special to me, dream vinyl tbh. And Master Peace - such a wonderful new upcoming British artist. I feel like I’m always mentioning him bc his music is just SO good. Like if you like music in general - those two recommendations are my musts. Sorry, super unrelated but I just. I have tooo..
#Ty for the ask! <3#I know i knew Chrissy already but genuinely. U guys.#I love all music and will give literally anything a go so if anyone ever has any recommendations or ur fave artists???? SEND THEM TO ME#Recently I’ve been devouring all of Charli xcx’s music and like. Sophie. Chappell Roan. and I’m into Eurodance and trance again as always#I adore music i love any recommendations#Wait. I need to listen to Master Peace again urghhhhhhhhh.#Ask again. Yes.#My favourite niche of music lately has been like. I can’t explain it but when they use jungle-sounding noises.#Not jungle music. - though I LOVE jungle music#But think like. The grimes 4am instrumental and Marina’s can’t pin me down instrumental#That sound. With animal noises.#Yk#I’ve been listening to more r&b and hip hop lately at last.#I need to get into jrock again. Malice Mizer is where my knowledge ends. Embarrassing! I call myself a music lover!!!!!!#i love music. But i need more. Always.#music#This ask make me so excitable which is why I’m blathering on and on and on!!!!! THANK YOU#I just!!!!!! Music!!!!#I’ve been doing my spin classes and bike workouts again recently and it heightens the listening experience for me. I love music.
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@misfittcd said; “ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ” (Luke to Abe)
╰► SOURCE: even more unhinged comedic relief
ABRAHAM GLANCED UP from the dispatch in his hand, BEMUSEMENT dominating his visage.
“Yeet?” The former JEDI MASTER — now PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES — repeated, raising an eyebrow whilst he spoke. “What do you mean by yeet, young man? I have never heard such a word before.”
#✎ ; universe / timeline ── ❛ the jedi from planet earth ❜ ── jedi master lincoln#✎ ; universe / timeline ── ❛ with malice toward none ❜ ── sixteenth president of the united states#✎ ; universe / timeline ── ❛ a house divided against itself cannot stand ❜ ── the american civil war#╭ ⁞ ❏. narrations / abraham lincoln.#╭ ⁞ ❏. askbox replies.#╭ ⁞ ❏. written works.#misfittcd
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i got back into totk and although i firmly stand by my 'it could've been better' thta most definitely doesn't make it a boring game
#i was planning to fight ganon bc i've had the final showdown quest unlocked for a while now but have not touched it#but i wanted to fight the king gleeok first so i went to go that except i got lost and realized how little battery thingies i actually hv#so i was like 'that won't do!' and went to go get mine zonaite#and one thing led to another and suddenly it's 3 in the morning and i STILL haven't fought ganon#you can get so easily side tracked in totk it's just a lot of fun#after fighting the king gleeok + malice sand boss in depths i realized i very badly needed weaposn bc everything i had was breaking at that#point 😭#i spent an entire hour looking for a gerudo scimitar for urbosas sword. at least 15 of those minutes i was running around with the sensor l#oking for it before realizing that it beeps on npcs with it#and then i just fawking gave up#then i went to rito village to try & get revalis bow but couldn't find a swallow bow so i quickly gave up after learning my lesson with th#scimitar and just wandered around the outskirts before finding some sky islands i hadn't vitsited yet above the village ^^#& then i think i fought the lynels for majoras mask which got me a shit ton of stuff#<- but it was also a pain in the ass bc i literally forgot to fuse shit together prior to entering & so i was scrambling to fuse things#together inbetween lynel fights 😭#i ended up beating them but i had like 4 hearts bc everything else was gloomified bc my dumbass also always forgets to cook up#gloom repelling food#<- plus i am also trying to save my sundelions to upgrade the champions tunic#hv i told u guys that i drew the master sword & then realized I didn't hv a tracker on zelda anymore so i couldn't just find her whenever i#needed materials from her so i went back to my save before i got the sword so i could keep tracking her lol#i then put off pulling the sword forever . i hv it now but it took me a while
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There were a couple of things for me.
The first was realising the plot, especially the opening tutorial area, was a copy-paste from BOTW. Ghost King, area secluded from the rest of the map where you have to complete four shrines to leave, etc etc. It didn't have any of the importance that I felt the Great Plateau did. Hearing Zelda's voice, watching the Calamity awaken and envelop the castle, and finally having Rhoam himself be the one to ask you to save Zelda and the rest of the Kingdom hit hard, and I didn't get any of that w/ Rauru and the sky islands.
The next thing was the loss of the Sheikah tech like everywhere - and finding out that the devs were like "yeah it just vanished". Umm what? The Sheikah and the ancient technology is one of the two cores of BOTW's whole narrative, with the other core being nature. Number 1 how do you just strip that away, especially when it's so key to Hyrule's history? And number 2, what's replaced the Sheikah tech then? The answer is nothing. The Zonai were introduced to be a replacement, but the writers never went in depth with anything about the Zonai. They lived, they died, we get to use their stuff for free.
The Secret Stones. Wtf is up with them? It feels weird that Ganondorf is causing the regional phenomena to stop people from finding the Stones or something, when literally no one knows wtf a Secret Stone is, nor would be able to or have any reason to go access the temples where they're kept. Ganondorf causing the regional phenomena is the direct reason anyone gets a Secret Stone. If he didn't do anything (like he does w/ the rest of the plot), then Link wouldn't have a single Sage?????
The biggest thing for me is the plot. For an open-world game, TOTK has an extremely linear and extremely shallow storyline. The thing about BOTW is it literally doesn't matter what order you do anything in; the story is the same and, better yet, it's wholly unaffected by your choices (in a good way obviously).
Totk does not have that. For example the devs don't want you to get the Master Sword before you find all the other Dragon Tears, Mineru and clear the Great Deku Tree, despite giving you the technology to get to the Light Dragon.
So if your story is reliant on people following it in a linear way otherwise they either get massive spoilers about important plot points, then it shouldn't be in an open-world game.
And finally Ganondorf. Oh my god, Ganondorf. This might get catch some shit but I dunno how they managed to make him more bland. His entire character is literally summarised perfectly by Yunobo in-game as "we don't know anything about the Demon King other than the fact that he's bad news and super strong".
Writers that is your main antagonist! We should know stuff about him? We should know his motivations and they should be more complex than "wants to destroy everything bc Power"?? What are you doing???
I was done w/ the game by the time I got to Ganondorf. Walked into the boss fight w/ several rocket shields, at least two 5-shot Lynel Bows and about 800 bomb flowers from exploring the depths to hide from the plot. Whole thing was over Very Quickly.
To summarise, here are my thoughts on TOTK Cons: the entire plot Pros: Glide Armour
wont have time to work on anything for a few days probably, so uh, since i love reading comments/tags of people sharing their experiences- as part of the preparation for the totk rant script i got another question to ask :3
if you dont like tears of the kingdom, was there a moment that "broke" you, as in, the moment you knew this game is worse than you thought/hoped, and if so what was it?
personally, while i was suspicious after seeing its last trailer, i told myself its just me again and i kept up my hopes for a long time into my playthrough- its hard to point to a specific point since it was a growing feeling of something being off, things didnt make sense and i ever so more wondered how they would pull this all together (they didnt)- i do think the moment i stopped being in denial about it was when i found the shrine of life, the beginning of botw, and found .. nothing, a dingy cave practically licked clean of any traces of the shiekah tech like it never existed, instead of the medical bed a pathetic puddle of water that healed you, no one caring at all, like it actually never happened- i felt like the game pointed and laughed at me for caring about botw, pretty sure i was struggeling to keep it together on stream bc it forced me to realize this game truly is everything i hoped it wouldnt be, even if that sounds a little weird, at that time zelda and especially botw was so much more important to me, a passion for the franchise this game really did end up killing.
#there are other things#like the reduction of Zelda's character from the nuanced woman she is in botw to what felt like someone who was Perfect in every way#the whole Tony Hawk effect#the borderline erasure of the Champions#how janky ultra-hand and recall are?#(fuse and ascend are okay imo but ugh i'll take the runes thanks)#the complete waste of a potential story that is the Depths#wheres my environmental storytelling? where's any literal storytelling? this is just a third map for kicks???#Zelda's time travelling magic coming out of left field for no reason#the retconning of BOTW saying that Zelda's magic is Divine w/ totk being like “yeah it came from this goat man”#just everything about the secret stones#the only reason they turn people into dragons is so the writers could get Zelda back to the present#and they dont DO anything else#i wish instead of the temples we were doing a skyward sword act 2#and reforging the master sword by finding the three dragon spirits#would've been a good call back and it would've given us an actual connection to the master sword outside of a gloom hands warning device#totk salt#totk critical#if totk has no haters then i am dead#i can find more but i think i've rambled enough#hot take: the calamity was actually a good main villain bc he was just the angriest malice boar monster in history#the moment they gave Ganondorf dialogue is the moment they made him boring and bland
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"Do you really want me to leave, General, or are you just saying that?" ( lingsha for jing yuan! )
The hour had stretched long past the hum of evening, sinking into that peculiar stillness where even the air seemed to hold its breath. Qingzu and the other attendants had long since excused themselves, their absence leaving only the dim flicker of lantern light and the muted rustle of leaves beyond the open terrace. A passing storm had carved its presence into the night, its memory lingering in the cool scent of rain, in the way the courtyard stones glistened beneath the hush of retreating clouds. Tea clung to the air as it had for hours past, fragrant and familiar, though the cup before him sat untouched— his fingers, instead, tracing its rim in idle repetition. Reports lay scattered across the table, ink long dried where his brush had hesitated hours ago, but any pretense of returning to them had long since faded into the real of impossibilities. His thoughts had drifted elsewhere, anchored only loosely to the present, until— ah.
The question had been simple, and unassuming. Its nature could have been a playful one, an idle remark to fill space between them, if not.for the weight that it carried within the hush of the room. If not for he way it... lingered. His fingers stilled. At least, until a gaze of such gold that only the sun itself could rival it, lifted, and amusement flickered within their depths, though tempered by something quieter. It was true, she seemed to have remained long after duty had ceased to require her presence, long after any true reason to linger had slipped into the night. And he? Ah, well, he had let her, it seemed.
"I suppose the answer depends." A soft chuckle escaped him then, rich and unhurried, leaving behind the ghost of a smile that it had borne, before he spoke again: slow, almost deliberately so. "Would you take me at my word, no matter my answer?" He could have left it at those words, and let this moment, pass like all that had come before it, veiled in their half-answers and lingering silences. It would have been simple, if not surely expected. And yet, he didn't.
A hand had drifted from the cup then, settling tightly against the curve of one of his chair's armrests, the gesture, and he, deceptively lazy. "But," came uttered from his lips, his voice quieter now, almost as if were caught in something akin to contemplation, "if you do choose to leave, Lady Lingsha, I would ask you to take the quiet with you." The flicker within his eyes strayed towards her, something rather unintelligible caught shifting behind gold. "I find I've grown used to the sound of your voice." The words were spoken as if they meant nothing at all— as if they had been carefully, and deliberately weightless. But the warmth behind them was a thing most unmistakable, slipping amidst the edges of the tone of his voice, much like the slow glow of embers beneath ash. The light of lanterns caught a soft sheen across the polished floor, which captured the curve of her silhouette, and outside, the night stretched on— endless as it always proved it had been, and would always be. And for reasons he could not quite name as of yet, he found that he might not wish for her company within it to end just yet.
Prompt: One General, coming up. // @immobiliter
#[ jing yuan. ] history will make its own judgment. if i succeed; it will state that i am supremely confident in my masterful strategy.#[ jing yuan: ic. ] but if I fail; then all will state that i am neglecting my duties in wanton pleasure. preferring finches over my people.#[ jing yuan: inquiries. ] if you want to distract me with questions; i urge you to stop. / ah. how could you suspect such malice?#immobiliter#[ /twiddles thumbs. ]#[ /twiddles thumbs more intensely. ]
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